1. I see red.Copy !req
2. - No, Cosme, no.
- I see red.Copy !req
3. - Betting's off. Don't touch.
- I see red. Red.Copy !req
4. Red! I see red!Copy !req
5. Seventeen, black.
But I saw red.Copy !req
6. Now you see black, idiot!Copy !req
7. Okay, have fun at the show.Copy !req
8. - Oh, where is it?
- Excuse me. Can I help you find something?Copy !req
9. The ladies' room.
I'm headed that way. I'll show you.Copy !req
10. - Having a nice time in Vegas?
- I was...Copy !req
11. until my husband saw red.Copy !req
12. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
13. Are you sure? 'Cause you don't look fine.Copy !req
14. My boyfriend.Copy !req
15. Don't even get me started on men.
We'll be here all day.Copy !req
16. Thanks.Copy !req
17. Did you ever have one try and kill you?Copy !req
18. - What's going on?
- Nothing.Copy !req
19. - Maybe we should call the police.
- No, no police.Copy !req
20. He didn't mean it. It was my fault.Copy !req
21. I sort of took the rest of his chips.Copy !req
22. But it was my money to begin with,
and he was just gambling it all away.Copy !req
23. - So cash out and leave.
- I can't. He's watching me.Copy !req
24. I'll get security to escort you...
No, no police.Copy !req
25. It'll make things worse.Copy !req
26. I just wanna go see my parents in Phoenix.Copy !req
27. - So cash in your chips, girl.
- He'll see me.Copy !req
28. Tell you what. I'll just buy them from you.Copy !req
29. - How much do you have?
- Like $400 worth.Copy !req
30. Not a problem.Copy !req
31. Thank you so much.Copy !req
32. I'm no expert on relationships,
but you need a new one.Copy !req
33. Yeah.Copy !req
34. I'm gonna go to the airport
and catch the first flight to Phoenix.Copy !req
35. - Thank you.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
36. Hey, babe.
Hey, you.Copy !req
37. Oh, employees aren't supposed
to gamble while they're working.Copy !req
38. I'm cashing these in for a friend.Copy !req
39. - These are counterfeit.
- What do you mean, counterfeit?Copy !req
40. Danny! Where did your friend get them?Copy !req
41. I don't know. I thought here.Copy !req
42. What's up?Copy !req
43. These are counterfeit.
Who's trying to pass them?Copy !req
44. I wasn't trying to pass anything.
I'm just trying to do someone a favour.Copy !req
45. We don't have to tell Daddy, do we?Copy !req
46. The tint is off. The thickness
is way off. Look at that thing.Copy !req
47. I'm your father, and I work in a casino...Copy !req
48. and you took chips that look
like they were made by a zoo animal.Copy !req
49. ED: Now, how do you suppose
that makes me look?Copy !req
50. A: Good; B: Not so good?Copy !req
51. I'm sorry. You never invited me
to Take Your Daughter to Work Day.Copy !req
52. You were busy gallivanting
all around Europe.Copy !req
53. - You wanted me to get an education.
- Exactly.Copy !req
54. So that you could be taken
by a two-bit hustler...Copy !req
55. in the ladies' lounge of my casino.Copy !req
56. - Money well spent, I'd say.
- You can find her.Copy !req
57. - You have cameras everywhere.
- Not in the bathrooms, we don't.Copy !req
58. - Well, what happens now?
- Like "what happens now," what?Copy !req
59. Aren't you gonna sic
Boy Wonder here on her?Copy !req
60. It wouldn't do any good. She's long gone.Copy !req
61. Look, forget it.
Just thank God it was only $400.Copy !req
62. I just want you to not be so gullible,
okay, in the future?Copy !req
63. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
64. Try not to be so gullible next time.Copy !req
65. Look who's talking.Copy !req
66. You thought sleeping together
meant I loved you.Copy !req
67. And by the way,
a couple of my friends think you're cute.Copy !req
68. I told them I'd see if you were interested.Copy !req
69. - I don't need setting up.
- Not what I heard.Copy !req
70. ED: Hey.Copy !req
71. - What's this?
- Mr. Hellman wanted to show his gratitude...Copy !req
72. for keeping an eye on him the last trip.Copy !req
73. Holy crap! That's some serious bling.Copy !req
74. - "Bling"? What the heck is...
- Just means nice watch.Copy !req
75. Oh, I see. I thought you were referring to,
you know, Delinda.Copy !req
76. No.Copy !req
77. No, "bling" is not a word
that I would use to describe Delinda.Copy !req
78. Exactly what word would you use
to describe, you know, Delinda?Copy !req
79. All right!
Okay, gentlemen.Copy !req
80. Here we go. Gentlemen?Copy !req
81. What?Copy !req
82. No, sorry. We can't play here.
No.Copy !req
83. Table limit's too low? We can gladly raise it.Copy !req
84. No, it's just,
we always play our first hand over there.Copy !req
85. Table 44.Copy !req
86. - Always?
- Always.Copy !req
87. - Give me a minute.
- Thanks, Sam.Copy !req
88. Forty-four.Copy !req
89. Steadman and Weston.Copy !req
90. Good for $100,000, each.
Same weekend every year.Copy !req
91. Same table every year,
and they only want to play at that one.Copy !req
92. I'll close down for a shift change.Copy !req
93. Bring your boys back in 10.
Thanks.Copy !req
94. - You'll be at your table in 10 minutes.
- Nice!Copy !req
95. While they're setting that up,
we could get a drink.Copy !req
96. Love drinks.
Club Mystique.Copy !req
97. It's a new club. You will love it.
That has a lot of mystique to it.Copy !req
98. I'm sorry.
Is there a Lost and Found...Copy !req
99. where somebody might turn in
some jewellery?Copy !req
100. I was headed that way. I'll take you.
Thank you.Copy !req
101. I know it's a long shot,
but when did you notice it was missing?Copy !req
102. - Like an hour ago.
- Do you have a matching earring?Copy !req
103. My boyfriend told me to put it in the car.
He's really pissed.Copy !req
104. He gave them to me
as an anniversary gift.Copy !req
105. Now he's acting like it's my fault,
and it just fell off my ear.Copy !req
106. - What does it look like?
- It's a diamond stud...Copy !req
107. about a half a carat with a gold stem.Copy !req
108. - That's it!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
109. This one has a platinum stem.
I'm sorry, I don't think we have it.Copy !req
110. But if anything turns up...Copy !req
111. We've been looking forward to this trip
for so long and now it's ruined.Copy !req
112. How about I comp you a night here?
I mean, would that make things better?Copy !req
113. Are you kidding? Oh, God, yes.Copy !req
114. Good.Copy !req
115. Mikey, wait up.
I got a question for you.Copy !req
116. Boxers. Definitely boxers.Copy !req
117. This is serious.
Shoot.Copy !req
118. Delinda offered to fix me up.
Is there something pathetic about that?Copy !req
119. Yes.
There is, right?Copy !req
120. Dumps you and then pities you.Copy !req
121. I am very capable of finding my own women,
thank you very much.Copy !req
122. Or one finding you?Copy !req
123. Well, I think I hear cars honking.
I'm gonna get back to the valet.Copy !req
124. So?Copy !req
125. So, you just kissed me
out of nowhere the other day.Copy !req
126. And?Copy !req
127. And it was...Copy !req
128. Hi. Did you guys use
the free buffet tickets?Copy !req
129. - She enjoys the crab of king.
- Maybe now you'll come up at roulette.Copy !req
130. We have very little left, very few savings.Copy !req
131. But I had no choice. I saw red.
Maybe tomorrow I'll see black.Copy !req
132. - Or maybe red again.
- Cosme, we have nothing left to gamble.Copy !req
133. My lucky $5 chip.Copy !req
134. There is more to Vegas than gambling:
Shows and museums and fine dining.Copy !req
135. We even have a Triple-A
baseball team, the 51s.Copy !req
136. Yes, we came here to see Mr. Wayne Newton.Copy !req
137. A vacation we paid for
before Cosme got laid off.Copy !req
138. We tried to cash it in, but we couldn't.Copy !req
139. And what better way to change
your luck than a trip here?Copy !req
140. To see Mr. Las Vegas himself,
Wayne Newton.Copy !req
141. Asking where I've beenCopy !req
142. But now we can't see him
because you saw red.Copy !req
143. Don't worry, Leonor.
I'll win all our savings back, and then some.Copy !req
144. My husband is a good man,
but he's full of dreams.Copy !req
145. And you cannot live on dreams.Copy !req
146. You know what I think you should do?Copy !req
147. You should save that lucky $5 chip
to help you find a new job.Copy !req
148. And while you're here, you will see
Wayne Newton, I'll get you free tickets.Copy !req
149. Thank you. Danke Schoen.Copy !req
150. Cosme tries to sing like him in the shower.Copy !req
151. Well, maybe Wayne will turn his luck around.Copy !req
152. I hope so.Copy !req
153. How long has this place been here?
About three weeks.Copy !req
154. It's already the hottest club in town.
Spicy.Copy !req
155. How long have we been here?
At least 20 minutes.Copy !req
156. This is Vegas, man, all right?
I got to bet on something.Copy !req
157. Your table's gonna be ready in seconds.Copy !req
158. I got it for you.Copy !req
159. - $10,000 says those are implants.
- No.Copy !req
160. You're on. Those are real.
See how they bounce?Copy !req
161. Yeah, those are real.Copy !req
162. Look at this. Table's ready. Table 44.Copy !req
163. Guys, your table's so ready.
How are you?Copy !req
164. Hi.Copy !req
165. My friend and I, we just made a little wager.Copy !req
166. I'm saying that those
fabulous curves of yours there...Copy !req
167. those magnificent, spectacular breasts
are store-bought.Copy !req
168. And I believe that your lovely hooters
are all natural.Copy !req
169. Does that mean they're fake or real?Copy !req
170. - I don't know. What do you think?
- I'd call that a push.Copy !req
171. Okay, so the new lockboxes
will be installed on...Copy !req
172. Monday.Copy !req
173. Hey.Copy !req
174. Everything okay?Copy !req
175. He doesn't seem to understand
the meaning of "I don't want a back rub."Copy !req
176. Why don't you have a seat right over here?Copy !req
177. I think you're making
my friend uncomfortable.Copy !req
178. I'm gonna ask you to leave
the pool area for a bit.Copy !req
179. - Your friend?
- Yeah.Copy !req
180. - My friend.
- Really?Copy !req
181. Yeah.Copy !req
182. I could have swore she was just
another Vegas pool bitch.Copy !req
183. Okay, first, she's way out of your league.Copy !req
184. Second, when I kick your ass
in front of these people...Copy !req
185. it's gonna take years of therapy
just to get over the embarrassment.Copy !req
186. Beat it.Copy !req
187. All right. I'll catch you.Copy !req
188. What did you say to him?Copy !req
189. I just told him
we're getting married tomorrow.Copy !req
190. Well, that doesn't give us
much time to get acquainted.Copy !req
191. I'm Shelly.Copy !req
192. Danny.Copy !req
193. So how long are you in town?
Till Thursday.Copy !req
194. You know, since we are
getting married tomorrow...Copy !req
195. I figure that we should do
some kind of rehearsal dinner tonight.Copy !req
196. I don't know about dinner,
but we should definitely rehearse something.Copy !req
197. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
198. Welcome, gentlemen. Table 44 awaits.Copy !req
199. There we go.
You guys have my private cell.Copy !req
200. If there's anything else you need,
please do not hesitate to call me.Copy !req
201. Have fun.Copy !req
202. Wait.Copy !req
203. - Something's off.
- What?Copy !req
204. - Did you guys change the stools?
- The stools? No.Copy !req
205. I don't think so. Did we?Copy !req
206. We may have a rotated a few
for routine maintenance.Copy !req
207. I think maybe you have,
because our stools are green.Copy !req
208. - Am I right?
- I'm afraid he is.Copy !req
209. Yeah, we can't play on these.Copy !req
210. - I'll call facilities management.
- Please call them.Copy !req
211. Maybe you'd like to...
Get a Rudy's chilli burger?Copy !req
212. Yes, we would!Copy !req
213. Yes.Copy !req
214. Great. I'll have a limo
outside for you in five minutes.Copy !req
215. With you driving, I hope.
We don't like professional drivers.Copy !req
216. - I don't really like to drive, so...
- Sam.Copy !req
217. It's not really our style, but we don't want
to have to take our action over to the Palms.Copy !req
218. - I would love to drive.
- Nice!Copy !req
219. Fabulous!
I will meet you outside at about 5:00.Copy !req
220. - Great idea.
- Five-ish.Copy !req
221. Could you get me two tickets
for Wayne Newton tonight?Copy !req
222. He's sold out, and our VIP allotment's gone.Copy !req
223. - Can you call someone?
- I can't even get us tickets.Copy !req
224. Maybe some VIPs would trade them in...Copy !req
225. Unless their line of credit exceeds
Belgium's GNP, it ain't gonna happen.Copy !req
226. - It's for this sweet couple.
- I can't give you what I don't have.Copy !req
227. He blew his savings. I'm sorry for him.Copy !req
228. His idol's Wayne Newton. Yeah.Copy !req
229. So, I think you'll like Peel.Copy !req
230. Yeah? Well, I've been dying to get in there.Copy !req
231. - Thanks for taking me.
- My pleasure.Copy !req
232. You know what,
I actually left my ChapStick in the room.Copy !req
233. I'm gonna jump into the gift shop.
Okay.Copy !req
234. - Who's your friend?
- Hey.Copy !req
235. You know, just someone I met.Copy !req
236. Which reminds me, I'm gonna have
to take a pass on that fix-up thing.Copy !req
237. They're really nice.Copy !req
238. I'm sure they are, but I'm gonna be
pretty booked for the next few weeks.Copy !req
239. Okay.Copy !req
240. Well, I better get back to my date.
It's not good to keep the ladies waiting.Copy !req
241. Maybe I can double with you
and your date sometime.Copy !req
242. Sounds good.Copy !req
243. So, who would you bring?Copy !req
244. I got a little action for you, buddy.
$10,000 says this elevator right here.Copy !req
245. - This one right here opens first.
- That one?Copy !req
246. - This one right here.
- You're on.Copy !req
247. Okay? $10,000.
Yeah. You're on.Copy !req
248. Of course you're not outside,
because you're here.Copy !req
249. Rudy's chilli burger?Copy !req
250. I think this one's gonna open first.
Mikey's got that one.Copy !req
251. Come on.Copy !req
252. Mine opened first.Copy !req
253. - Mine did.
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
254. You think yours opened first?
How could you say that?Copy !req
255. - Sam?
- I'm sorry, I didn't see.Copy !req
256. - How could you not see?
- I turned around...Copy !req
257. - Check the surveillance camera.
- The tapes.Copy !req
258. - There we go.
- I can talk to somebody.Copy !req
259. Nice.Copy !req
260. - Who runs the tapes?
- I'm gonna take care of that for you.Copy !req
261. Sam?
Let's keep moving.Copy !req
262. - How far is it to Laughlin?
- About 100 miles. Why?Copy !req
263. She can get us there and back
in under three hours.Copy !req
264. Except I'm not doing any illegal driving, so...Copy !req
265. $50,000 says we don't make it back
for at least three hours.Copy !req
266. - I'll take that bet. Sam?
- Yes?Copy !req
267. - We're going to Laughlin.
- Road trip.Copy !req
268. Good rehearsal, guys. Thanks.Copy !req
269. Wayne Newton!Copy !req
270. Where?Copy !req
271. Oh, my God! This is beyond amazing.Copy !req
272. I have lived here my entire life,
and never run into you.Copy !req
273. I've seen your show like five, six times,
but to run into you...Copy !req
274. In the Wayne Newton Theater,
who would have thought of that?Copy !req
275. But it's especially unbelievable
because I was just talking about...Copy !req
276. Hi, I'm Mary Connell.
I'm Director of Special Events...Copy !req
277. - for the Montecito.
- Montecito?Copy !req
278. - Ed's a dear friend of mine.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
279. Yeah, Ed's a great guy.Copy !req
280. - Listen, Mr. Newton. I know that...
- Wayne, please.Copy !req
281. Look, normally,
I would never do anything like this.Copy !req
282. It's just not me.Copy !req
283. But there's this sweet couple
staying at our hotel...Copy !req
284. and they're really down on their luck,
and they just love you.Copy !req
285. - Really?
- Yeah, and your show is all sold out.Copy !req
286. And I can't get any more tickets,
and I know it's an imposition...Copy !req
287. but if there's any way I could just get two.Copy !req
288. Consider it done.Copy !req
289. - Really?
- Really.Copy !req
290. I'll stop talking now. Thank you so much.Copy !req
291. Thank you, Mary.Copy !req
292. Thank you!Copy !req
293. Come on.Copy !req
294. I need another drink.Copy !req
295. Your wish is my command.Copy !req
296. Another Vegas Special.
I have to go to the ladies' room.Copy !req
297. Hurry back.Copy !req
298. - What can I get you?
- Vegas Special and a beer, please.Copy !req
299. Decided to come up for air?
Oh, man!Copy !req
300. I saw you two over there.
The girl is crazy.Copy !req
301. If that's crazy, do me a favour
and lock me up in the asylum.Copy !req
302. Busy in here tonight.Copy !req
303. Britney and Christina
had a catfight by the fire pit.Copy !req
304. - Yeah, who won?
- Every guy out here.Copy !req
305. I think someone's calling.Copy !req
306. Oh.Copy !req
307. You know what? I need you
to do something before we both get arrested.Copy !req
308. - What's that?
- Get us a room. Now.Copy !req
309. We're caught in a trapCopy !req
310. I can't walk outCopy !req
311. Because I love you too much babyCopy !req
312. Why can't you seeCopy !req
313. What you're doing to meCopy !req
314. When you don't believe a word I'm saying?Copy !req
315. We can't go on togetherCopy !req
316. With suspicious mindsCopy !req
317. We can't build our dreamsCopy !req
318. On suspicious mindsCopy !req
319. Please let our love surviveCopy !req
320. Or dry the tears from your eyesCopy !req
321. Whoa, don't let a good thing dieCopy !req
322. 'Cause, baby
BabyCopy !req
323. I'll never, never lie to youCopy !req
324. NoCopy !req
325. No
No, noCopy !req
326. No, noCopy !req
327. We're caught in a trapCopy !req
328. I can't walk outCopy !req
329. Because I love you too much babyCopy !req
330. Why can't you seeCopy !req
331. What you're doing to meCopy !req
332. When you don't believe a word I'm saying?Copy !req
333. "Why can't you see." Sing it.Copy !req
334. Why can't you seeCopy !req
335. "What you're doing to me."Copy !req
336. What you're doing to meCopy !req
337. You know this song, don't you?Copy !req
338. When you don't believe
the words I'm saying?Copy !req
339. Good one. Here, come on.Copy !req
340. Why can't you seeCopy !req
341. What you're doing to meCopy !req
342. When you don't believeCopy !req
343. a word I'm sayingCopy !req
344. We're caught in a trapCopy !req
345. And I can't walk outCopy !req
346. Because I love you too much babyCopy !req
347. And why can't you seeCopy !req
348. What you're doing to meCopy !req
349. When you don't believe
the words I'm saying?Copy !req
350. We can't go on togetherCopy !req
351. With suspicious mindsCopy !req
352. And we can't build our dreamsCopy !req
353. On suspicious mindsCopy !req
354. - Who is this guy?
- That's Cosme from Fresno.Copy !req
355. - He's good.
- Yes!Copy !req
356. Would I still see suspicion in your eyes?Copy !req
357. Here we go againCopy !req
358. Asking where I've beenCopy !req
359. When you don't see the tears
I'm cryingCopy !req
360. Suspicious mindsCopy !req
361. Suspicious mindsCopy !req
362. Suspicious mindsCopy !req
363. All right!Copy !req
364. Let it ring.Copy !req
365. Please, let it ring.Copy !req
366. If it were anyone else,
I would. Yeah?Copy !req
367. We just got a call about
a diamond bracelet being lifted...Copy !req
368. in the ladies' room at Peel.Copy !req
369. ED: Anyway, it seems this woman
was crying about some abusive boyfriend.Copy !req
370. The victim gives her a sympathy hug...Copy !req
371. and 10 minutes later,
she notices her bracelet's gone.Copy !req
372. Anyway, the height, weight, everything
matches that girl that ripped off Delinda.Copy !req
373. Yeah, I'm all over it.Copy !req
374. Can I see your purse?
Why?Copy !req
375. I have a really embarrassing
confession to make.Copy !req
376. I think I just made love to a thief.Copy !req
377. - Okay, I have a confession, too.
- Save it for the police.Copy !req
378. Please. I can return the bracelet.
There's a reason I took it.Copy !req
379. The same reason you dumped
phoney chips at Montecito?Copy !req
380. I didn't know what else to do.
You know the guy harassing me at the pool?Copy !req
381. It wasn't the only time. He followed me here.Copy !req
382. He's been threatening me. He's Ray Duran.Copy !req
383. Really?Copy !req
384. I owe him $8,000,
and I don't have it and I am scared.Copy !req
385. I just want to pay him
and get him out of my life.Copy !req
386. You know, that's all very moving
and everything...Copy !req
387. but unfortunately...Copy !req
388. stupidity isn't a legal defence,
even in Las Vegas.Copy !req
389. Danny, he said that he would kill me
if I don't pay.Copy !req
390. I know this is wrong,
but I don't know what else to do.Copy !req
391. What do I do?Copy !req
392. If Duran is really following you
it'll be on the surveillance tapes.Copy !req
393. I work surveillance and security
at the Montecito, believe it or not.Copy !req
394. Check the tape, Danny. I'm not lying.Copy !req
395. Thank you.
Singing was special for me, too.Copy !req
396. I'm a big fan of Mr. Newton, as are you.Copy !req
397. - He's quite a singer.
- Suspicious Minds...Copy !req
398. sounds very different in Tagalog.Copy !req
399. Bye. Thank you.Copy !req
400. - You were great.
- Very nice.Copy !req
401. So, have you performed with Wayne before?Copy !req
402. I have not. Indeed, a dream come true.Copy !req
403. - Any gigs back in...
- Frankly, I am without employment.Copy !req
404. I was laid off. Downsizing.
The whole plant lost their jobs.Copy !req
405. I'm Johnny Joosten,
and I run the Bella Sera Lounge...Copy !req
406. at the Montecito. You come in.
First round's on me.Copy !req
407. You see? His card is red.Copy !req
408. My singing is bringing us good luck!Copy !req
409. Suspicious mindsCopy !req
410. Now those are the ones.Copy !req
411. Oh, my God. That's sweet.Copy !req
412. - That's a beautiful thing.
- Nice.Copy !req
413. Beautiful. Like the old days.Copy !req
414. Except where's Julio?
That's not Julio.Copy !req
415. - Julio always deals our first hand.
- Who's Julio?Copy !req
416. Just the greatest blackjack
dealer on The Strip.Copy !req
417. This guy used to deal cards
for Bugsy Siegel.Copy !req
418. Sam, I thought you knew.
He always deals our first hand.Copy !req
419. You got to find Julio.Copy !req
420. Julio retired last year.Copy !req
421. Yes, I will find Julio.Copy !req
422. All right, she was wearing a red wig
when Delinda ran into her.Copy !req
423. That's her natural hair colour.Copy !req
424. And, okay, this is Duran, the guy that
she said is threatening her.Copy !req
425. ED: Pull up Duran's file, please.Copy !req
426. This lowlife.Copy !req
427. "Duran. Assault,
extortion, assault, loan sharking."Copy !req
428. Did five years of an 8-10 year sentence.Copy !req
429. Did she say why
she owed this guy some money?Copy !req
430. She scammed him.
Does Shelly have a sheet?Copy !req
431. ED: No.Copy !req
432. No, I mean unless that's not her real name.
Where is she anyway?Copy !req
433. Conference room.
Maybe she is telling the truth.Copy !req
434. I imagine you'd like to think so.Copy !req
435. I guess I'll go talk to the little lady.Copy !req
436. ED: Right, lover boy?Copy !req
437. ED: I'm Ed Deline.Copy !req
438. Hi.Copy !req
439. ED: You know, this situation we have here...Copy !req
440. it's just got a lot of strange angles, Shelly.Copy !req
441. ED: Do you mind?
Yeah.Copy !req
442. ED: Thank you.Copy !req
443. For example...Copy !req
444. you know the girl
that you took for the phoney chips?Copy !req
445. That was my daughter.Copy !req
446. - I didn't know.
- Of course not.Copy !req
447. I mean, how the heck could you know?Copy !req
448. And, I don't think you're that dumb.Copy !req
449. It has nothing to do with the fact
that Ray Duran wants to kill me.Copy !req
450. So assuming that we can find this...Copy !req
451. creditor of yours...Copy !req
452. my plan is to... What?Copy !req
453. Convince him to forgive the debt?Copy !req
454. Thank you.Copy !req
455. Then you and he will
go your separate ways...Copy !req
456. and neither of you will ever darken...Copy !req
457. the Montecito's doorways again, correct?Copy !req
458. Done.Copy !req
459. No problem.Copy !req
460. Excuse me. Hi.
I'm looking for Julio Carbonal?Copy !req
461. Hi.Copy !req
462. Mr. Carbonal?Copy !req
463. How would you like to come back
to work for the Montecito?Copy !req
464. Okay, well, I'll take that as a "yes."Copy !req
465. All right, let's find this guy.Copy !req
466. Give me Camera 42 on P1. Yes.Copy !req
467. All right, can I get a shot of his face on P2?Copy !req
468. All right, zoom in on that.
Zooming in.Copy !req
469. Little further.
Okay.Copy !req
470. All right, freeze that. Split it, put it on P3.
Give me a side by side.Copy !req
471. Freezing and splitting.Copy !req
472. Bingo. Security. Video poker, Bank 8, Seat 3.Copy !req
473. The guy in the black muscle tee.
Watch him till I get down there.Copy !req
474. Hey!Copy !req
475. We have a winner.Copy !req
476. So what are we gonna do with you, Ray?Copy !req
477. You better kill me, man.Copy !req
478. Because when I get out of here,
I'm going straight to the cops.Copy !req
479. I'm gonna report you for assault...Copy !req
480. kidnapping and unlawful restraint.Copy !req
481. - Dude, you had a light wand on you.
- I didn't use it.Copy !req
482. That doesn't really matter. See?Copy !req
483. - Whoa, man.
- What? I didn't use it.Copy !req
484. But it's illegal.Copy !req
485. You walk into my casino
with a cheating device, and you go to jail.Copy !req
486. Look, man, all you've got to do is get
Shelly to give me what she owes me.Copy !req
487. She tells me 20 times she's got it...Copy !req
488. and 20 times she doesn't pay me.
Instead, she leaves town.Copy !req
489. What the hell am I supposed to do?Copy !req
490. Call a lawyer? A collection agency?Copy !req
491. Look, I followed her here, man.Copy !req
492. And I'm gonna keep following her
till I get my money.Copy !req
493. Well, exactly how much does she owe you?Copy !req
494. $8,000.Copy !req
495. $8,000. So that would be $6,000.Copy !req
496. So if we get your money,
you'll leave her alone?Copy !req
497. I get my money,
I never want to see that bitch again.Copy !req
498. Danny...Copy !req
499. give him your watch.Copy !req
500. What?
ED: Give him your watch.Copy !req
501. I'm not giving... You give him your watch.Copy !req
502. ED: Danny.
I'm not giving him my watch.Copy !req
503. Give him your watch.Copy !req
504. Okay.Copy !req
505. ED: Hey!Copy !req
506. This is a Chronoswiss Classic.Copy !req
507. It's 18-carat gold.Copy !req
508. Retails at $10,000.Copy !req
509. - $12,000.
- $12,000.Copy !req
510. ED: So...Copy !req
511. I don't want to see you anywhere near her.
Is that clear?Copy !req
512. - It's a deal.
- Get the hell out of here.Copy !req
513. Right now.Copy !req
514. See you.Copy !req
515. Now we're talking.
Look who's here.Copy !req
516. Julio, I believe you remember
these gentlemen.Copy !req
517. Julio, what's happening, man?
Be good to me, Julio.Copy !req
518. - Marker, $10,000, please.
- Ditto.Copy !req
519. Two markers.Copy !req
520. Julio, marker, $10,000.Copy !req
521. Marker, $10,000.Copy !req
522. - Attaboy, Julio.
- There you go.Copy !req
523. You know what? I think we need to hold
the deal. I'm not sure he's up for this.Copy !req
524. No. He's fine. Aren't you, Julio?Copy !req
525. - Come on. Deal them up, buddy.
- I'm sorry, this is my fault.Copy !req
526. I should haven't let this happen.
Shall I take you home?Copy !req
527. No, would you just...Copy !req
528. Let him deal the first hand,
and our tradition will be preserved.Copy !req
529. Michael, Elliot, you're valued guests.Copy !req
530. I feel I've done everything I can
to make you happy...Copy !req
531. but I'm sure you understand
I don't want to embarrass Julio here.Copy !req
532. Sam, we just thought that maybe he could...Copy !req
533. Well, he can't.Copy !req
534. If another dealer's unacceptable,
then you can gamble elsewhere.Copy !req
535. Oh, yes.Copy !req
536. Thank you.Copy !req
537. - You owe me $100,000.
- I thought for sure she would last longer.Copy !req
538. What do I have to do with this?Copy !req
539. - We had a little bet.
- Not so little.Copy !req
540. Just a private wager to see
how long it would take...Copy !req
541. - To drive me crazy?
- Yeah, and I won. Yeah.Copy !req
542. Julio, thank you. Hook him up.Copy !req
543. No problem, guys.Copy !req
544. See you next year.Copy !req
545. Julio?Copy !req
546. They pull something different every year.Copy !req
547. How are you, Sam?Copy !req
548. Something wrong?
What?Copy !req
549. Sam.Copy !req
550. She's not mad at us, is she?Copy !req
551. Well, with Sam, you can never tell,
but, you know, hell hath no fury.Copy !req
552. Hey, I was looking for you guys.Copy !req
553. - Free Sex on the Beach.
- He means our beverages.Copy !req
554. Please sit. Our new friend,
Johnny, is joining us later.Copy !req
555. I can't right now,
but I have something for you, Cosme.Copy !req
556. Thank you very much.Copy !req
557. "From your biggest fan,
Wayne Newton, Mr. Las Vegas."Copy !req
558. There's something else.Copy !req
559. Wayne Newton's bow tie.Copy !req
560. How can I thank you?Copy !req
561. By going home and staying out of trouble.Copy !req
562. Yeah.Copy !req
563. - Can I see you again?
- Yeah, any time you're back.Copy !req
564. - I want you to come visit me in Phoenix.
- Okay.Copy !req
565. Did I give you the number
at my parents' house?Copy !req
566. Yeah.Copy !req
567. Yeah.Copy !req
568. - Call me.
- All right.Copy !req
569. Hey.Copy !req
570. And here I thought you liked me.Copy !req
571. Right here, officers.Copy !req
572. Conspiracy, grand theft, fraud,
take your pick.Copy !req
573. Could you look at this?
This bill is wrong. We don't get a bill.Copy !req
574. That's right. Same weekend every year,
we're comped.Copy !req
575. This is stupid. Can you get
Sam Marquez? She'll clear this up.Copy !req
576. That's $86,000.Copy !req
577. See, it's not... It's insane.
We're not doing that.Copy !req
578. I'm sorry, sir. There are
outstanding charges from previous visits.Copy !req
579. Back to 1993.Copy !req
580. - Wait a minute.
- 19... We were comped, then. Right?Copy !req
581. We were comped.Copy !req
582. - Every year, we're comped.
- We get comped...Copy !req
583. Sam.Copy !req
584. Could you come over here?
Can I help you?Copy !req
585. Yeah. Could you explain to...Copy !req
586. Virginia here that we're fully comped?Copy !req
587. She's giving us a bill here
for the last 10 years.Copy !req
588. The two of you were comped?Copy !req
589. That's very funny.Copy !req
590. Yes, we're cracking up.Copy !req
591. I'm sorry, I usually remember
all of my clients, but...Copy !req
592. it's an awfully large hotel.Copy !req
593. - Yeah.
- I can check with hospitality services.Copy !req
594. Sam, look, if this is your idea
of a joke, I'm not laughing.Copy !req
595. I mean, she's charging
my credit card $86,000 here.Copy !req
596. Nice. Think of the miles.Copy !req
597. Did you get them back?Copy !req
598. Front desk is gonna let them
freak out for a few minutes...Copy !req
599. and then blame it on the computer.Copy !req
600. - You're bad.
- I know.Copy !req
601. She could've been
telling the truth, you know?Copy !req
602. ED: Yeah, she could, but she wasn't.Copy !req
603. And that's why...Copy !req
604. Duran isn't wearing the real...Copy !req
605. - What the hell do you call this?
- Bling.Copy !req
606. Bling.Copy !req
607. I was onto her, too, you know?Copy !req
608. Is that before or after your pants were off?Copy !req
609. It's a good thing he didn't check
the fake one too closely?Copy !req
610. Well, con men are greedy.Copy !req
611. Greedy people are easy marks.Copy !req
612. Anyway, if you couldn't get over
a second stringer like that Duran...Copy !req
613. I would have been even
more disappointed than I am.Copy !req
614. More disappointed?
Ed, they're both in custody.Copy !req
615. I'm disappointed in your...Copy !req
616. social life management.Copy !req
617. >From an angel to the devil.Copy !req
618. Well, possibly,
someday I'll find the humour in that.Copy !req
619. Hi, ladies.
Hey.Copy !req
620. Delinda was just telling me
you fell for a blonde.Copy !req
621. Wait, a redhead? Wait. A brunette.Copy !req
622. You know, I'm glad that Ed
decided to tell everybody that.Copy !req
623. Who's the naive mark, now?Copy !req
624. Well, I guess it's me.Copy !req
625. Hey, guys. I'll see you in a few.Copy !req
626. - Are those the...
- My friends who wanted to meet you?Copy !req
627. Yeah.
Twins.Copy !req
628. Too bad.Copy !req
629. You snooze, you lose.
You're so predictable.Copy !req
630. Danke SchoenCopy !req
631. Darling, Danke SchoenCopy !req
632. Thank you for all the joy and painCopy !req
633. May I take your order?Copy !req
634. - You work here now?
- Mr. Johnny Joosten hired us.Copy !req
635. We should not go back to Fresno.
Cosme's adoring fans are here.Copy !req
636. Well, welcome to Las Vegas.Copy !req
637. Thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
638. Darling, Danke SchoenCopy !req
639. Thank you for walks down Lover's LaneCopy !req
640. I can see, hearts carved on a treeCopy !req
641. Letters inter-twined, for all timeCopy !req
642. my heart says, Danke SchoenCopy !req
643. Danke Schoen
Oh darling, Danke SchoenCopy !req
644. Thank you for seeing me againCopy !req
645. I can see, hearts carved on a treeCopy !req
646. Letters inter-twined, for all timeCopy !req
647. my heart says, Danke SchoenCopy !req