1. Show me something good!Copy !req
2. Yeah!Copy !req
3. Yeah!Copy !req
4. Friends, Romans, surveillance guys.Copy !req
5. I am going on a vacation.Copy !req
6. - You're kidding.
- No. Not at all.Copy !req
7. Last decent tan I had was Mogadishu.Copy !req
8. Jillian, she made this reservation for us
in Hawaii, and we're leaving tomorrow.Copy !req
9. Blonde at the blackjack table, Pit 7.
Get her off the stool before she falls.Copy !req
10. And?Copy !req
11. Check to see if she's wearing
a MedicAlert bracelet.Copy !req
12. She may need her meds.Copy !req
13. Danny, you think you can handle this?Copy !req
14. No offence, but keeping Girls Gone Wild
from toppling off their bar stools...Copy !req
15. isn't exactly brain surgery.Copy !req
16. - Go, have some fun.
- What about that armoured truck delivery?Copy !req
17. Watches and diamonds
for the new jewellery store.Copy !req
18. We got them coming through
the loading dock to minimise exposure.Copy !req
19. What the hell am I thinking about?
You got it under control.Copy !req
20. I don't know what's the matter with me.
Okay, then.Copy !req
21. Slots 26 left, guy in the striped shirt.Copy !req
22. All right, fellows, move in.Copy !req
23. I've been watching them
since they came into the casino.Copy !req
24. That was great. Okay, I'm going then.Copy !req
25. - You have yourself a nice trip.
- All right.Copy !req
26. - Okay, I'm going.
- All right.Copy !req
27. All right, then.Copy !req
28. Do you really think you should have
your feet up on Big Ed's desk?Copy !req
29. Big Ed's probably at a luau right now
patting down Don Ho...Copy !req
30. - but don't worry, ladies. Big Danny's here.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
31. The boss isn't gone five minutes,
he's already gone mad.Copy !req
32. What, that I'm
an efficient chief of security means...Copy !req
33. Acting chief.Copy !req
34. Mr. And Mrs. James Warner
of Chicago...Copy !req
35. dropped $1.2 million
in three days in Sun City...Copy !req
36. and $1.5 million,
two weeks later in Monte Carlo.Copy !req
37. Some serious players.Copy !req
38. But if they're from Chicago,
why Monaco and South Africa?Copy !req
39. Expat moving home. Relocated his
corporate headquarters to Michigan Avenue.Copy !req
40. Big cash, but low-key.
They fly totally under the radar.Copy !req
41. Yeah, and so should you, by the way.Copy !req
42. My only concern is keeping the Montecito
and her employees safe.Copy !req
43. Tell me there's something wrong with that.Copy !req
44. Tell me you didn't just call
the Montecito a her.Copy !req
45. The Montecito is Ed's world,
and he takes protecting it just as seriously.Copy !req
46. - You might wanna take a cue from that.
- I take this place as seriously as he does...Copy !req
47. which is why, after five years,
he finally decided to take a vacation...Copy !req
48. and leave me in charge.Copy !req
49. You do look awfully sexy behind this desk.Copy !req
50. - Boss.
- Yeah, my God.Copy !req
51. Is it me, or is it really hot in here?Copy !req
52. I'm sorry to disappoint you, ladies,
and I use that term loosely...Copy !req
53. but it's time for the big dog to walk the floor.Copy !req
54. - Big dog?
- That's not what I heard.Copy !req
55. Danny McCoy.Copy !req
56. Did you make sure
the heads of the VCRs were recalibrated?Copy !req
57. - I mean, if they miss a line...
- We get fuzzy playback, I know.Copy !req
58. So, how's the Aloha State?Copy !req
59. Take care of my casino, Danny.Copy !req
60. - Are you in my office?
- No.Copy !req
61. Welcome to the Montecito.Copy !req
62. - Careful.
- Son of a...Copy !req
63. Here, let me give you a hand.Copy !req
64. Son of a...Copy !req
65. Three days it's been like this.
Worst streak of my life.Copy !req
66. Sir, you dropped this.Copy !req
67. You see what I mean? Thanks, man.Copy !req
68. "Fortune leaves always some door open
to come at a remedy." Don Quixote.Copy !req
69. Yeah, from your mouth, my friend.Copy !req
70. What the hell's with you?
We told you, no red-headed dealers.Copy !req
71. I just dropped $50,000,
in like, 10 minutes.Copy !req
72. Yes, and I apologise.
But at least she wasn't at your table.Copy !req
73. - She wasn't even in your pit.
- We don't care, we hate redheads.Copy !req
74. If I see anything red again,
we go to Mandalay Bay.Copy !req
75. I promise...Copy !req
76. that I will personally check the hair colour
of every dealer on the next shift.Copy !req
77. Excuse me. Jim and Janet Warner
from Chicago.Copy !req
78. Could you tell us
where the front desk is?Copy !req
79. The Warners. Hi, I'm Sam, your casino host.
You're a bit early.Copy !req
80. Yeah, we had tailwinds is what the pilot said.Copy !req
81. How was your trip?Copy !req
82. - It was great. Good flight.
- Yeah.Copy !req
83. These boys
are gonna take your luggage.Copy !req
84. - Thanks.
- Sir, may I?Copy !req
85. I'll keep this, thanks.Copy !req
86. Welcome to the Montecito.
We're really happy to have you here.Copy !req
87. Thanks.Copy !req
88. - Money plays.
- Money plays a hundred.Copy !req
89. Hundred, money plays.Copy !req
90. Yes!Copy !req
91. God.Copy !req
92. Keep it going, man. Yeah, give it to me.Copy !req
93. Nice little run.Copy !req
94. Yeah.Copy !req
95. "Fortune leaves always some open door."Copy !req
96. Six the hard way!Copy !req
97. You kidding me?Copy !req
98. - Slots 5 right.
- I can't get a clear view.Copy !req
99. - Danny, what are you doing?
- A monkey's paw.Copy !req
100. A monkey's what? What is going on?Copy !req
101. Guy at the slot machine is sticking a rod
up the coin tray to make it pay off.Copy !req
102. It's called a monkey's paw.
We got a monkey's paw.Copy !req
103. - Which one had the money?
- West entrance, outside.Copy !req
104. Get out of here!Copy !req
105. Damn it.Copy !req
106. Yeah, I just lost them.Copy !req
107. - Who?
- Ed!Copy !req
108. The day shift just took off
and the replacements just replaced them.Copy !req
109. - You sound out of breath.
- No.Copy !req
110. It's the wind.Copy !req
111. - Inside the casino?
- I'm in the west valet parking area.Copy !req
112. - Is everything okay?
- Yeah, everything's better than okay.Copy !req
113. Because I know, that you'd call me...Copy !req
114. - if everything wasn't okay, right?
- Of course.Copy !req
115. I gotta go.Copy !req
116. Here we go.Copy !req
117. - This is not what we were expecting.
- If it's not to your liking, I can change...Copy !req
118. - No, it's fine, isn't it honey?
- Yeah.Copy !req
119. Good. Hans? This is Hans-Carl and Richard,
your private butlers.Copy !req
120. They're on call 24 hours
for your every wish.Copy !req
121. Of course you have your own private spa,
masseuse, personal trainer.Copy !req
122. Guys. I'm Jim, this is Janet.Copy !req
123. - Hi.
- We're from Chicago.Copy !req
124. Thank you. Okay.Copy !req
125. If you'd like a line of credit,
I could facilitate that for you right away.Copy !req
126. Actually, we brought cash.Copy !req
127. Okay. Well, right down the hall
are the bedrooms...Copy !req
128. the Jacuzzi...Copy !req
129. and here's your balcony.Copy !req
130. Here's my personal cell phone.Copy !req
131. I'm also available 24 hours
for anything you might require.Copy !req
132. We would never bother you at night.
That would be rude.Copy !req
133. Okay. I'll leave you two to explore.
And enjoy your stay.Copy !req
134. Okay.Copy !req
135. Sam? Thanks.Copy !req
136. You're welcome.Copy !req
137. When's the last time you heard
of somebody using a monkey's paw?Copy !req
138. Long time.Copy !req
139. Did you run the look-alike
scenario through Griffin?Copy !req
140. And Metro. Cops never heard
of anything like it either.Copy !req
141. These guys were pros, man.Copy !req
142. But they only took us for $300.
It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
143. Danny, Sherry on room assignments.Copy !req
144. We've got a software glitch down here.Copy !req
145. The room key cards are deactivated
and the guests are locked out.Copy !req
146. - How many rooms?
- Four hundred.Copy !req
147. What?Copy !req
148. All right, left side odd,
right side even floors...Copy !req
149. and check IDs before you let any guests
back in the rooms. Let's go.Copy !req
150. Anybody bitches, give them a buffet comp.Copy !req
151. - Hello.
- I went to go get ice...Copy !req
152. and now my card won't let me
back into my room.Copy !req
153. Maybe you could help me?Copy !req
154. Yeah.Copy !req
155. I called the surveillance room,
you weren't there.Copy !req
156. - Where are you?
- By the elevators.Copy !req
157. Danny, you listening to me?Copy !req
158. - Could you get her a buffet comp?
- Is it all you can eat?Copy !req
159. What is going on?Copy !req
160. Just had a few guests
locked out of their rooms, that's all.Copy !req
161. Listen, so the guy in charge
is letting them back in?Copy !req
162. Acting guy in charge.Copy !req
163. Just a little software glitch
in some of the key cards. It's handled.Copy !req
164. - I need at least five of your best guys.
- No, I'm already short-staffed.Copy !req
165. The Warners have a suitcase
full of cash in the villa.Copy !req
166. How much?Copy !req
167. Based on past play at other properties,
I would guess over $1 million.Copy !req
168. - All right. I'm on it.
- You want to tell me what's going on?Copy !req
169. Just some crazy software glitch.Copy !req
170. How come there's never a crazy
software glitch when Big Ed's around?Copy !req
171. "How come there's never a crazy
software glitch when Ed's around?"Copy !req
172. Software glitch, my ass.Copy !req
173. Big Ed.Copy !req
174. What's he doing in there
at 3:00 in the morning?Copy !req
175. Card key randomiser.Copy !req
176. You sneaky CIA son of a bitch.Copy !req
177. This is a test.Copy !req
178. I'll bet he never left town.Copy !req
179. - Hey, Ed.
- Hey.Copy !req
180. Just checking in before I go home.
How's the weather?Copy !req
181. - Not raining, is it?
- No, it's beautiful.Copy !req
182. - Slight breeze, 83 degrees, it's gorgeous.
- Great.Copy !req
183. All right, I just wanted to call to say thanks.Copy !req
184. What for?Copy !req
185. You know, believing in me, having faith.Copy !req
186. - All right, good night.
- Good night, kid.Copy !req
187. We're winners!Copy !req
188. Mr. D, it's Mike.Copy !req
189. - What's the play on Warner?
- Nada.Copy !req
190. Walked the floor twice,
took a long look at everything...Copy !req
191. and went back to their villa.
Lovely people, though.Copy !req
192. Yeah. They've got
the whole Midwestern thing down.Copy !req
193. Either this guy is the nicest multimillionaire
I have ever met...Copy !req
194. or he's completely screwing with me.Copy !req
195. Maybe he's one of those rich people
who never forgot his roots.Copy !req
196. Like the Warren Buffet-type?Copy !req
197. Like a Warren Buffet-type
who doesn't gamble.Copy !req
198. Maybe you've got to find his itch.Copy !req
199. When I was working in London,
we had this American guy.Copy !req
200. Worth millions,
but for days wouldn't lay down a penny.Copy !req
201. Finally, I speak with him. Turns out
he really wants to see Big Ben.Copy !req
202. I call for a car, we drive to the South Bank,
he sees the clock...Copy !req
203. comes back and starts to play.Copy !req
204. - And?
- Dropped $2 million in a day and a half.Copy !req
205. But he couldn't stop talking
about that big clock.Copy !req
206. Found his itch.Copy !req
207. '90 Le Pin, Pomerol.Copy !req
208. - Did you bring the truffles?
- Godiva, sir.Copy !req
209. And I see you already sprung
for the presidential suite.Copy !req
210. Why don't you zip it?Copy !req
211. Listen. How did the kid do
with the key mess?Copy !req
212. - Like a champ, from what I hear.
- Yeah?Copy !req
213. How's it going, Mrs. D?Copy !req
214. Hi, Mike. Ed's lost his mind.Copy !req
215. You all couldn't do this
at the Palms or Mandalay?Copy !req
216. No, we couldn't possibly do that.Copy !req
217. Danny has all these connections,
and they would spot Ed in a hot minute.Copy !req
218. - Right, honey?
- Yes, darling, you are correct.Copy !req
219. Okay, so we got a microwave link
to the main bank of cameras...Copy !req
220. in the surveillance room at the Montecito.Copy !req
221. See, this way, we can see
what Danny sees in real time.Copy !req
222. Exactly, it's a mirror.Copy !req
223. You know, Ed?
I'm having second thoughts about all this.Copy !req
224. Why don't you let me handle the pranks?Copy !req
225. I got a guy that works for me,
can help you out...Copy !req
226. and he's not Danny's best friend.Copy !req
227. Mike, you gotta lighten up, son.Copy !req
228. We'll have a lot of fun, I promise.
It's gonna be a lot of laughs.Copy !req
229. - It's gonna start about now.
- Eddie.Copy !req
230. What am I gonna do with you?Copy !req
231. So, he's sitting there behind Ed's desk
like he's king of the casino...Copy !req
232. Just completely laid back in Ed's chair
with his feet up on the desk.Copy !req
233. - So full of himself.
- Then this one leans in so close...Copy !req
234. I thought he was going to
spontaneously com bust, seriously.Copy !req
235. Believe me, I've seen him act like that, too.Copy !req
236. Yes, you two had a little thing
once upon a time.Copy !req
237. - I never knew that.
- So this puts the two of you...Copy !req
238. in the Danny McCoy club.Copy !req
239. How was it?Copy !req
240. Membership has its privileges, ladies.Copy !req
241. - That's it?
- Well, we've both done our part.Copy !req
242. Care to make the acting chief of security
a little less secure?Copy !req
243. I know just what to do.Copy !req
244. Mary, you in?Copy !req
245. - I'm in.
- She's in.Copy !req
246. Cheers.Copy !req
247. Hey, you. Lucky Mike.
I need you. What's up, baby?Copy !req
248. - Pardon me?
- I dropped my clip...Copy !req
249. - you told me that poem.
- Right. I remember now, how you doing?Copy !req
250. - Unbelievable.
- Good.Copy !req
251. Fantastic.Copy !req
252. - But it's because of you.
- I'm not following.Copy !req
253. Man, you touched my money.
You said that mumbo jumbo.Copy !req
254. Now my luck's done a complete 180...Copy !req
255. but I'm afraid that it's all gonna go south
if you're not with me 24l7.Copy !req
256. - Brother, listen...
- Frank.Copy !req
257. Frank...Copy !req
258. I'm not a lucky charm for hire. I have a job.Copy !req
259. - But thank you.
- Really?Copy !req
260. Yeah.Copy !req
261. What'll it take?Copy !req
262. Run, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
263. Look at this. Like he's got
a refrigerator on his back.Copy !req
264. - Take it easy, old-timer.
- Old-timer?Copy !req
265. I'll give you old-timer. Go, baby, go!Copy !req
266. It's too late.
I think the safety's gonna catch you.Copy !req
267. Steady Eddie Deline.Copy !req
268. - How are you?
- Charlie Blue.Copy !req
269. - How are you?
- Did you load up on the game?Copy !req
270. Are you kidding me? That's a $10 parlay.Copy !req
271. So, to what do I owe this pleasure?Copy !req
272. Look, I need a little favour.Copy !req
273. How'd you like to run
that old Omaha 19 for me?Copy !req
274. - With or without the body count?
- We'll do it without.Copy !req
275. That's too bad. It's lot more fun with.
Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
276. Listen, how long would it take you
to get a crew together?Copy !req
277. - This afternoon okay?
- That's my man.Copy !req
278. You're the best.Copy !req
279. All right, listen, were you planning
on giving this back?Copy !req
280. My goodness. Yeah, that guy dropped it.Copy !req
281. He dropped it, but I'm glad...
I'll track him down.Copy !req
282. - That's the guy!
- How about that?Copy !req
283. Hey!Copy !req
284. You moron!Copy !req
285. - What?
- It's Danny.Copy !req
286. - Everything okay?
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
287. Yeah, well, you know how it is.Copy !req
288. These crazy Hawaiians, you know,
with their leis and whatnot...Copy !req
289. they tend to get a little familiar,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
290. - Yeah, driving you crazy?
- What's that?Copy !req
291. Nothing, just letting you know
everything is fine.Copy !req
292. Gotta go.Copy !req
293. Listen, if you guys would like something
a little more discreet...Copy !req
294. I could offer you a private gaming area.Copy !req
295. - No. I think we're okay here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. Maybe you would like to see
something outside the hotel...Copy !req
297. a little helicopter tour of the Grand Canyon?
Steve Wynn's private art collection.Copy !req
298. Maybe you'd like to do some shopping.
I could take you to the Forum shops...Copy !req
299. and have Gucci opened specially for you.Copy !req
300. You know what? That's so nice, we're fine.
Thanks. We're good.Copy !req
301. Front row for Celine?
Backstage for Tom Jones.Copy !req
302. My goodness.Copy !req
303. - Say the word. I could set it up.
- No, you've done enough already.Copy !req
304. I feel like we'd be taking advantage.Copy !req
305. No, please. It's my pleasure.
If there's anything you'd like to see or do...Copy !req
306. I mean, anything...Copy !req
307. Actually, there is one thing.Copy !req
308. Commence Operation Desert Swarm.Copy !req
309. Ready, Steve? Andy?Copy !req
310. Mick?Copy !req
311. All right, fellows.Copy !req
312. Omaha 19. Go, go!Copy !req
313. Danny? We've got multiple
emergency doors open.Copy !req
314. - Damn it, Ed.
- What?Copy !req
315. Let's put a team together.
Have them meet me there.Copy !req
316. - Turn it off. Get out.
- I'm not taking any riders today.Copy !req
317. - I've got an idea.
- What?Copy !req
318. Why don't you and I
christen the presidential suite?Copy !req
319. Yeah.Copy !req
320. This is too juvenile, even for you.Copy !req
321. I love the smell of Metamucil in the morning.Copy !req
322. It smells like victory.Copy !req
323. Forget it.Copy !req
324. God.Copy !req
325. Come on, baby.Copy !req
326. - What are you doing here?
- I'm his talisman.Copy !req
327. - You mean his rabbit's foot.
- That a boy, Mikey.Copy !req
328. Got a hunch, bet a bunch.Copy !req
329. You know what they say:
"Never kick anything inanimate..."Copy !req
330. "never fry bacon in the nude..."Copy !req
331. "and never, ever mess with a man
on a streak."Copy !req
332. Play on, player.Copy !req
333. - Hey, boss.
- Hey!Copy !req
334. How did you get in here?Copy !req
335. When your father's a spy,
you pick up on a few things.Copy !req
336. Better question is, what are you doing here?Copy !req
337. - I was just taking care of some stuff.
- I won't tell.Copy !req
338. - If you're willing to cooperate.
- Delinda, this is your father's office.Copy !req
339. I don't think that this is such a good...Copy !req
340. While the cat's away...Copy !req
341. Besides, it's a huge turn-on.Copy !req
342. - The cat's a freaking Siberian tiger.
- Come on.Copy !req
343. It's nothing we haven't done before.Copy !req
344. My kitchen counter, your bathroom sink.Copy !req
345. Tonight...Copy !req
346. I think I want to try my father's desk.Copy !req
347. Ed's gotta have a camera
hidden in here somewhere.Copy !req
348. Then again, why would he want
to watch himself?Copy !req
349. First rule of hooking up, Danny,
is knowing when to shut up.Copy !req
350. No, like a mouse. I promise. Okay?Copy !req
351. Too late. Your window of opportunity
just slammed shut.Copy !req
352. You're totally just messing with me.Copy !req
353. "Desert Dreams Motel."Copy !req
354. Got you.Copy !req
355. - What can I do for you?
- I need your room.Copy !req
356. - Sorry, I didn't...
- I'm kicking you out...Copy !req
357. on account I got a whale coming in
later today, and this is his lucky suite.Copy !req
358. You have a whale?Copy !req
359. Obviously, you don't understand
how this town works.Copy !req
360. In the gaming trade, we cater to customers
that gamble big money in our casinos.Copy !req
361. We call them whales.Copy !req
362. You have one slot machine in your lobby.Copy !req
363. And this guy is a serious slot jockey.Copy !req
364. He pumps quarters in my machine
eight hours at a stretch.Copy !req
365. I'm sorry about this, lady.Copy !req
366. I'd love to have you back
when I'm not so busy.Copy !req
367. Of course.Copy !req
368. Yeah, this is a vacation I'll remember...Copy !req
369. for a long, long time.Copy !req
370. Thanks for your charm.Copy !req
371. What a nice man.Copy !req
372. Yes, in Las Vegas, please.
The number of the King Charles Motel.Copy !req
373. Thank you. They always have rooms there.Copy !req
374. - December 19, 1777.
- What?Copy !req
375. Excuse me.
Do you have a suite or a double or...Copy !req
376. December 19, 1777.Copy !req
377. Washington moves his men to Valley Forge.
So what?Copy !req
378. And why did he do that?Copy !req
379. Because he couldn't stop the British
from taking Philadelphia...Copy !req
380. so he retreated to Valley Forge to regroup.Copy !req
381. - And what do we learn from this?
- That we retreat, regroup to fight again.Copy !req
382. So I only need two more days, honey.Copy !req
383. And you think spending a winter
in Valley Forge was cold?Copy !req
384. You know, that's not fair.Copy !req
385. Triple Red Bull and vodka.
Make that two.Copy !req
386. No, I'm done.Copy !req
387. If I go home now, I might be able to catch
a couple of hours of sleep.Copy !req
388. I get it. What will it take?Copy !req
389. Frank, I'm your good luck charm, right?Copy !req
390. And I'm telling you, I gotta go home.Copy !req
391. Wait.Copy !req
392. I didn't want have to tell you this, but...Copy !req
393. my wife died two years ago.Copy !req
394. I'm on disability, just...Copy !req
395. Okay? And the bank's gonna take my house.Copy !req
396. - The week after she died...
- That's the worst lie I've ever heard.Copy !req
397. - I'm desperate.
- And I'm done.Copy !req
398. Okay.Copy !req
399. Mike, look.Copy !req
400. I know this is not gonna last forever, okay?Copy !req
401. But when it ends,
I don't want it to be at the bar...Copy !req
402. with me getting hammered.Copy !req
403. I want it to be at the tables.Copy !req
404. All right.Copy !req
405. Let's drink.Copy !req
406. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
407. Please don't tell me
you're messing with me, too.Copy !req
408. No.Copy !req
409. Gee, and I thought only locals
knew about this place.Copy !req
410. Well, you know, we got our sources.Copy !req
411. - You look surprised.
- No.Copy !req
412. It's just, you don't seem like
burgers and fries, that's all.Copy !req
413. Show me anyone who doesn't like
a big, fat, juicy burger.Copy !req
414. Yes. What can I get for you two?Copy !req
415. Two Double Luckys, I guess.
Two fries, two chocolate shakes.Copy !req
416. And make the burgers gorilla style.
That's where they mix the onions...Copy !req
417. and the cheese and the sauce together.
It's great.Copy !req
418. - Okay.
- Sam?Copy !req
419. - Yes?
- We got this.Copy !req
420. - The Montecito can spring for this.
- Come on, I gotta pay for something.Copy !req
421. - How about you join us?
- No, I can get something back at the hotel.Copy !req
422. You know, we should probably
cancel that order, too.Copy !req
423. I don't really feel like eating, either.Copy !req
424. - Okay. Three of everything.
- Yeah.Copy !req
425. - Gorilla style.
- Right.Copy !req
426. Something must be wrong.Copy !req
427. - You touched the chips, right?
- Every one.Copy !req
428. - You sure?
- Positive.Copy !req
429. Maybe you should kiss them.Copy !req
430. Up to 10% carry traces
of the human papilloma virus.Copy !req
431. I ain't kissing no chips.
Frank, you're gonna lose everything.Copy !req
432. So walk away while you still have
something to walk away with.Copy !req
433. Forget about kissing the chips,
just touch them again.Copy !req
434. Please?Copy !req
435. I have to say that gorilla style rocks.Copy !req
436. No, you're good.Copy !req
437. - This is Sam.
- Sam, it's Mary.Copy !req
438. Hi, Mary, what's up?Copy !req
439. The real Warners are here.
They're pissed.Copy !req
440. I don't know where you are,
but you better get your butt back here, fast.Copy !req
441. - What?
- Is everything all right?Copy !req
442. Mr. Warner, Mrs. Warner.Copy !req
443. Welcome. There must have been a mix-up
at the front desk.Copy !req
444. Mix-ups are for people
who pay for their rooms.Copy !req
445. - Do you have any idea what I'm worth?
- Sir, we have the mansion ready.Copy !req
446. It is reserved for only
our most coveted guests.Copy !req
447. And?Copy !req
448. And I've placed a helicopter
and the Montecito jet at your disposal.Copy !req
449. - And?
- And I've also reserved a private area...Copy !req
450. at our newest restaurant
for you and your wife.Copy !req
451. And?Copy !req
452. And if there's anything else
that you might require, I can make...Copy !req
453. How about you call Mandalay Bay
and tell them we're on our way?Copy !req
454. - I assure you, that won't be necessary.
- What else will you offer me?Copy !req
455. A free facial? Two for one at the buffet?Copy !req
456. I want something personal.Copy !req
457. Mr. Warner...Copy !req
458. I'm very, very sorry...Copy !req
459. and I assure you that nothing like this
will ever happen again.Copy !req
460. My wife will take a look at the room.
If she likes it, we'll consider staying.Copy !req
461. - Battle of Inverlochy, 1645.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
462. In the middle of winter,
the Marquis of Montrose...Copy !req
463. staged a surprise attack
against the Covenanter army.Copy !req
464. Just when you think you're safe,
check your defences.Copy !req
465. - Give me Camera 122.
- Danny, you really need to get some sleep.Copy !req
466. Give me 122.Copy !req
467. - You want to see the loading dock?
- Yes.Copy !req
468. Just unloading
merchandise for the new jewellery store.Copy !req
469. Gordon, Wilkes. See?Copy !req
470. Gordon, Wilkes.
The uniforms don't match the truck.Copy !req
471. They're different companies.Copy !req
472. - Nice try, Ed.
- I'll call Metro.Copy !req
473. No, don't call Metro.Copy !req
474. I'll handle this.Copy !req
475. How much you think you got?Copy !req
476. I figure $2 million, maybe $3 million
in diamonds and gold.Copy !req
477. Sound right to you?
I got to admit, I'm a little disappointed.Copy !req
478. I expected Ed would come up
with something a little less obvious.Copy !req
479. A jewel heist?
Like we haven't seen that a million times.Copy !req
480. Why don't you just shut the hell up?Copy !req
481. You know what? Even better yet,
let's call him and tell him...Copy !req
482. he better come up with something
a little more clever next time.Copy !req
483. - Some serious firepower. Nice touch.
- Drop the cell phone, pretty boy.Copy !req
484. You guys don't know Ed, do you?Copy !req
485. Hey.Copy !req
486. I'm Danny McCoy.
Montecito Surveillance and Security.Copy !req
487. Hey.Copy !req
488. How was Hawaii?Copy !req
489. How did it happen?Copy !req
490. Same last name, similar check-in date,
one stupid mistake.Copy !req
491. They may not be rich,
but they've got one thing no whale ever has.Copy !req
492. Gratitude.Copy !req
493. So when are you gonna pull
the plug on the dream?Copy !req
494. I said no.
You gotta go through the tapes again.Copy !req
495. They have to be somewhere. Right.Copy !req
496. There's no record of them
having ever left the loading dock.Copy !req
497. Maybe they went back into the casino.Copy !req
498. - No, they're not inside.
- That's impossible. Nobody just disappears.Copy !req
499. - We looked everywhere, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
500. - And they're not in the casino.
- How do you know?Copy !req
501. 'Cause they're under it.Copy !req
502. So, I thought you'd still be in Hawaii.Copy !req
503. I decided to come home early.Copy !req
504. - Nice time?
- Yeah, you know...Copy !req
505. Ten minutes of looking at the ocean,
10 minutes of looking at the sand...Copy !req
506. and two days watching
this troupe of monkeys stealing coconuts...Copy !req
507. from this tree outside of my room there.Copy !req
508. You know, Ed...Copy !req
509. there are no monkeys in Hawaii.Copy !req
510. Shut up.Copy !req
511. That's Ed.Copy !req
512. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. Enjoy.Copy !req
513. They told us we could find you here.
We have the most amazing news.Copy !req
514. - It's not that big of a deal.
- No, tell her.Copy !req
515. All right. She won $200 at blackjack.Copy !req
516. That's great.Copy !req
517. Now I have something
I have to tell you guys.Copy !req
518. When you checked in,
there was a little bit of a mix-up.Copy !req
519. We know. We should have said something,
but we were just having so much fun...Copy !req
520. - You're not in trouble, are you?
- No. No trouble.Copy !req
521. - It's just that you'll have to...
- You want us to pay for the rooms?Copy !req
522. No.Copy !req
523. - But you're gonna have to just move out.
- We already packed.Copy !req
524. Come closer, sweetheart.
This is not what I ordered.Copy !req
525. And if it were, these are raw.Copy !req
526. This is overcooked and cold,
and I'm not sure how that can be achieved.Copy !req
527. - No, you're staying in your suite.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
528. - Yes, I'm positive.
- That's great!Copy !req
529. We were gonna run over to the buffet.
You wanna join us?Copy !req
530. No. You'll be having dinner here tonight.
Yeah. Right this way.Copy !req
531. Thank you.Copy !req
532. We'll never forget this, Sam.Copy !req
533. Neither will I.Copy !req
534. It's right in there. They'll take care of you.
You kids have a good night.Copy !req
535. Hey. You want a limo to the airport?Copy !req
536. No, man. I just wanted
to thank you for everything.Copy !req
537. You are a genuine brother,
and I appreciate it.Copy !req
538. It was a hard lesson,
but I'm glad you finally understand...Copy !req
539. the concept of a human good-luck charm
is pretty ludicrous.Copy !req
540. Tell me about it.
I was walking around thinking that...Copy !req
541. when I suddenly realised it wasn't you at all.
It was the gum.Copy !req
542. The gum?Copy !req
543. From my shoe. Remember?Copy !req
544. I realised that my luck turned
when I peeled it off.Copy !req
545. I rolled back to the bar, found the gum,
and then rolled back to the tables.Copy !req
546. - And how's it going?
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
547. I'm hot. I'm on fire.Copy !req
548. - No hard feelings?
- Frank, I hope it lasts, man.Copy !req
549. - Lucky Mike.
- You the man.Copy !req
550. All right, take care.Copy !req
551. - Lovely ladies.
- Hey, you.Copy !req
552. I was talking to transpo.
You have the jet reserved?Copy !req
553. Yeah, we're sending it out
for Tony Bennett in New York.Copy !req
554. - Morning or evening?
- Evening.Copy !req
555. Perfect. I'm gonna hitch two of my people
on the outbound.Copy !req
556. Making a drop-off in Chicago?Copy !req
557. No reason Jim and Janet
shouldn't go out in style.Copy !req
558. Ed, great news.
I just got a call from OneTracker.Copy !req
559. They've located your car. Said it was parked
right here in the Montecito garage.Copy !req
560. - I guess Jillian forgot where she parked it.
- I could see that happening.Copy !req
561. You know, I had the craziest coincidence
happen to me...Copy !req
562. while I was on vacation in Hawaii.Copy !req
563. I overheard this guy saying
how he ripped off the Montecito Hotel...Copy !req
564. with a monkey paw.Copy !req
565. - In Hawaii?
- Yeah.Copy !req
566. And you recovered the stolen coins.Copy !req
567. - Imagine the odds.
- Astronomical.Copy !req
568. Guess this means you don't trust me
enough to take another vacation for a while.Copy !req
569. What are you talking about?
I just promised Jillian...Copy !req
570. that I would take her
to some villa in Tuscany.Copy !req
571. She was reading about it in a magazine
while we were on vacation in Hawaii.Copy !req
572. In Hawaii. Right.Copy !req
573. - Hey, welcome back.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
574. Son of a bitch.Copy !req