1. Just pull it up.Copy !req
2. Show me something good!Copy !req
3. Yeah!Copy !req
4. Yeah!Copy !req
5. Friends, Romans, surveillance guys.Copy !req
6. I am going on a vacation.Copy !req
7. - You're kidding.
- No. Not at all.Copy !req
8. Last decent tan I had was Mogadishu.Copy !req
9. Jillian, she made this reservation for us
in Hawaii, and we're leaving tomorrow.Copy !req
10. Blonde at the blackjack table, Pit 7.
Get her off the stool before she falls.Copy !req
11. ED: And?Copy !req
12. Check to see if she's wearing
a MedicAlert bracelet.Copy !req
13. She may need her meds.Copy !req
14. Danny, you think you can handle this?Copy !req
15. No offence, but keeping Girls Gone Wild
from toppling off their bar stools...Copy !req
16. isn't exactly brain surgery.Copy !req
17. - Go, have some fun.
- What about that armoured truck delivery?Copy !req
18. Watches and diamonds
for the new jewellery store.Copy !req
19. We got them coming through
the loading dock to minimise exposure.Copy !req
20. What the hell am I thinking about?
You got it under control.Copy !req
21. I don't know what's the matter with me.
Okay, then.Copy !req
22. Slots 26 left, guy in the striped shirt.Copy !req
23. All right, fellows, move in.Copy !req
24. I've been watching them
since they came into the casino.Copy !req
25. That was great. Okay, I'm going then.Copy !req
26. - You have yourself a nice trip.
- All right.Copy !req
27. ED: Okay, I'm going.
All right.Copy !req
28. ED: All right, then.Copy !req
29. Do you really think you should have
your feet up on Big Ed's desk?Copy !req
30. Big Ed's probably at a luau right now
patting down Don Ho...Copy !req
31. - but don't worry, ladies. Big Danny's here.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
32. The boss isn't gone five minutes,
he's already gone mad.Copy !req
33. What, that I'm
an efficient chief of security means...Copy !req
34. Acting chief.Copy !req
35. Mr. And Mrs. James Warner
of Chicago...Copy !req
36. dropped $1.2 million
in three days in Sun City...Copy !req
37. and $1.5 million,
two weeks later in Monte Carlo.Copy !req
38. Some serious players.Copy !req
39. But if they're from Chicago,
why Monaco and South Africa?Copy !req
40. Expat moving home. Relocated his
corporate headquarters to Michigan Avenue.Copy !req
41. Big cash, but low-key.
They fly totally under the radar.Copy !req
42. Yeah, and so should you, by the way.Copy !req
43. My only concern is keeping the Montecito
and her employees safe.Copy !req
44. Tell me there's something wrong with that.Copy !req
45. Tell me you didn't just call
the Montecito a her.Copy !req
46. The Montecito is Ed's world,
and he takes protecting it just as seriously.Copy !req
47. - You might wanna take a cue from that.
- I take this place as seriously as he does...Copy !req
48. which is why, after five years,
he finally decided to take a vacation...Copy !req
49. and leave me in charge.Copy !req
50. You do look awfully sexy behind this desk.Copy !req
51. - Boss.
- Yeah, my God.Copy !req
52. Is it me, or is it really hot in here?Copy !req
53. I'm sorry to disappoint you, ladies,
and I use that term loosely...Copy !req
54. but it's time for the big dog to walk the floor.Copy !req
55. Big dog?
That's not what I heard.Copy !req
56. Danny McCoy.Copy !req
57. ED: Did you make sure
the heads of the VCRs were recalibrated?Copy !req
58. ED: I mean, if they miss a line...
We get fuzzy playback, I know.Copy !req
59. So, how's the Aloha State?Copy !req
60. ED: Take care of my casino, Danny.Copy !req
61. ED: Are you in my office?
No.Copy !req
62. Welcome to the Montecito.Copy !req
63. Careful.
Son of a...Copy !req
64. Here, let me give you a hand.Copy !req
65. Son of a...Copy !req
66. Three days it's been like this.
Worst streak of my life.Copy !req
67. Sir, you dropped this.Copy !req
68. You see what I mean? Thanks, man.Copy !req
69. "Fortune leaves always some door open
to come at a remedy." Don Quixote.Copy !req
70. Yeah, from your mouth, my friend.Copy !req
71. What the hell's with you?
We told you, no red-headed dealers.Copy !req
72. I just dropped $50,000,
in like, 10 minutes.Copy !req
73. Yes, and I apologise.
But at least she wasn't at your table.Copy !req
74. - She wasn't even in your pit.
- We don't care, we hate redheads.Copy !req
75. If I see anything red again,
we go to Mandalay Bay.Copy !req
76. I promise...Copy !req
77. that I will personally check the hair colour
of every dealer on the next shift.Copy !req
78. Excuse me. Jim and Janet Warner
from Chicago.Copy !req
79. Could you tell us
where the front desk is?Copy !req
80. The Warners. Hi, I'm Sam, your casino host.
You're a bit early.Copy !req
81. Yeah, we had tailwinds is what the pilot said.Copy !req
82. How was your trip?Copy !req
83. - It was great. Good flight.
- Yeah.Copy !req
84. These boys
are gonna take your luggage.Copy !req
85. Thanks.
Sir, may I?Copy !req
86. I'll keep this, thanks.Copy !req
87. Welcome to the Montecito.
We're really happy to have you here.Copy !req
88. Thanks.Copy !req
89. Money plays.
Money plays a hundred.Copy !req
90. Hundred, money plays.Copy !req
91. Yes!Copy !req
92. God.Copy !req
93. Keep it going, man. Yeah, give it to me.Copy !req
94. Nice little run.Copy !req
95. Yeah.Copy !req
96. "Fortune leaves always some open door."Copy !req
97. Six the hard way!Copy !req
98. You kidding me?Copy !req
99. Slots 5 right.
I can't get a clear view.Copy !req
100. Danny, what are you doing?
A monkey's paw.Copy !req
101. A monkey's what? What is going on?Copy !req
102. Guy at the slot machine is sticking a rod
up the coin tray to make it pay off.Copy !req
103. It's called a monkey's paw.
We got a monkey's paw.Copy !req
104. Which one had the money?
West entrance, outside.Copy !req
105. Get out of here!Copy !req
106. Damn it.Copy !req
107. Yeah, I just lost them.Copy !req
108. ED: Who?
Ed!Copy !req
109. The day shift just took off
and the replacements just replaced them.Copy !req
110. ED: You sound out of breath.
No.Copy !req
111. It's the wind.Copy !req
112. ED: Inside the casino?
I'm in the west valet parking area.Copy !req
113. ED: Is everything okay?
Yeah, everything's better than okay.Copy !req
114. ED: Because I know, that you'd call me...Copy !req
115. - if everything wasn't okay, right?
- Of course.Copy !req
116. I gotta go.Copy !req
117. Here we go.Copy !req
118. - This is not what we were expecting.
- If it's not to your liking, I can change...Copy !req
119. - No, it's fine, isn't it honey?
- Yeah.Copy !req
120. Good. Hans? This is Hans-Carl and Richard,
your private butlers.Copy !req
121. They're on call 24 hours
for your every wish.Copy !req
122. Of course you have your own private spa,
masseuse, personal trainer.Copy !req
123. Guys. I'm Jim, this is Janet.Copy !req
124. Hi.
We're from Chicago.Copy !req
125. Thank you. Okay.Copy !req
126. If you'd like a line of credit,
I could facilitate that for you right away.Copy !req
127. Actually, we brought cash.Copy !req
128. Okay. Well, right down the hall
are the bedrooms...Copy !req
129. the Jacuzzi...Copy !req
130. and here's your balcony.Copy !req
131. Here's my personal cell phone.Copy !req
132. I'm also available 24 hours
for anything you might require.Copy !req
133. We would never bother you at night.
That would be rude.Copy !req
134. Okay. I'll leave you two to explore.
And enjoy your stay.Copy !req
135. Okay.Copy !req
136. Sam? Thanks.Copy !req
137. You're welcome.Copy !req
138. When's the last time you heard
of somebody using a monkey's paw?Copy !req
139. Long time.Copy !req
140. Did you run the look-alike
scenario through Griffin?Copy !req
141. And Metro. Cops never heard
of anything like it either.Copy !req
142. These guys were pros, man.Copy !req
143. But they only took us for $300.
It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
144. Danny,
Sherry on room assignments.Copy !req
145. We've got a software glitch down here.Copy !req
146. The room key cards are deactivated
and the guests are locked out.Copy !req
147. How many rooms?
Four hundred.Copy !req
148. What?Copy !req
149. All right, left side odd,
right side even floors...Copy !req
150. and check IDs before you let any guests
back in the rooms. Let's go.Copy !req
151. Anybody bitches, give them a buffet comp.Copy !req
152. Hello.
I went to go get ice...Copy !req
153. and now my card won't let me
back into my room.Copy !req
154. Maybe you could help me?Copy !req
155. Yeah.Copy !req
156. ED: I called the surveillance room,
you weren't there.Copy !req
157. ED: Where are you?
By the elevators.Copy !req
158. ED: Danny, you listening to me?Copy !req
159. - Could you get her a buffet comp?
- Is it all you can eat?Copy !req
160. ED: What is going on?Copy !req
161. Just had a few guests
locked out of their rooms, that's all.Copy !req
162. ED: Listen, so the guy in charge
is letting them back in?Copy !req
163. Acting guy in charge.Copy !req
164. Just a little software glitch
in some of the key cards. It's handled.Copy !req
165. - I need at least five of your best guys.
- No, I'm already short-staffed.Copy !req
166. The Warners have a suitcase
full of cash in the villa.Copy !req
167. How much?Copy !req
168. Based on past play at other properties,
I would guess over $1 million.Copy !req
169. All right. I'm on it.
You want to tell me what's going on?Copy !req
170. Just some crazy software glitch.Copy !req
171. How come there's never a crazy
software glitch when Big Ed's around?Copy !req
172. "How come there's never a crazy
software glitch when Ed's around?"Copy !req
173. Software glitch, my ass.Copy !req
174. Big Ed.Copy !req
175. What's he doing in there
at 3:00 in the morning?Copy !req
176. Card key randomiser.Copy !req
177. You sneaky CIA son of a bitch.Copy !req
178. This is a test.Copy !req
179. I'll bet he never left town.Copy !req
180. - Hey, Ed.
- Hey.Copy !req
181. Just checking in before I go home.
How's the weather?Copy !req
182. Not raining, is it?
ED: No, it's beautiful.Copy !req
183. ED: Slight breeze, 83 degrees, it's gorgeous.
Great.Copy !req
184. All right, I just wanted to call to say thanks.Copy !req
185. What for?Copy !req
186. You know,
believing in me, having faith.Copy !req
187. All right, good night.
ED: Good night, kid.Copy !req
188. We're winners!Copy !req
189. Mr. D, it's Mike.Copy !req
190. - What's the play on Warner?
- Nada.Copy !req
191. Walked the floor twice,
took a long look at everything...Copy !req
192. and went back to their villa.
Lovely people, though.Copy !req
193. Yeah. They've got
the whole Midwestern thing down.Copy !req
194. Either this guy is the nicest multimillionaire
I have ever met...Copy !req
195. or he's completely screwing with me.Copy !req
196. Maybe he's one of those rich people
who never forgot his roots.Copy !req
197. Like the Warren Buffet-type?Copy !req
198. Like a Warren Buffet-type
who doesn't gamble.Copy !req
199. Maybe you've got to find his itch.Copy !req
200. When I was working in London,
we had this American guy.Copy !req
201. Worth millions,
but for days wouldn't lay down a penny.Copy !req
202. Finally, I speak with him. Turns out
he really wants to see Big Ben.Copy !req
203. I call for a car, we drive to the South Bank,
he sees the clock...Copy !req
204. comes back and starts to play.Copy !req
205. - And?
- Dropped $2 million in a day and a half.Copy !req
206. But he couldn't stop talking
about that big clock.Copy !req
207. Found his itch.Copy !req
208. '90 Le Pin, Pomerol.Copy !req
209. - Did you bring the truffles?
- Godiva, sir.Copy !req
210. And I see you already sprung
for the presidential suite.Copy !req
211. Why don't you zip it?Copy !req
212. Listen. How did the kid do
with the key mess?Copy !req
213. - Like a champ, from what I hear.
- Yeah?Copy !req
214. How's it going, Mrs. D?Copy !req
215. Hi, Mike. Ed's lost his mind.Copy !req
216. You all couldn't do this
at the Palms or Mandalay?Copy !req
217. No, we couldn't possibly do that.Copy !req
218. Danny has all these connections,
and they would spot Ed in a hot minute.Copy !req
219. - Right, honey?
- Yes, darling, you are correct.Copy !req
220. Okay, so we got a microwave link
to the main bank of cameras...Copy !req
221. in the surveillance room at the Montecito.Copy !req
222. See, this way, we can see
what Danny sees in real time.Copy !req
223. Exactly, it's a mirror.Copy !req
224. You know, Ed?
I'm having second thoughts about all this.Copy !req
225. Why don't you let me handle the pranks?Copy !req
226. I got a guy that works for me,
can help you out...Copy !req
227. and he's not Danny's best friend.Copy !req
228. Mike, you gotta lighten up, son.Copy !req
229. We'll have a lot of fun, I promise.
It's gonna be a lot of laughs.Copy !req
230. ED: It's gonna start about now.
Eddie.Copy !req
231. What am I gonna do with you?Copy !req
232. So, he's sitting there behind Ed's desk
like he's king of the casino...Copy !req
233. Just completely laid back in Ed's chair
with his feet up on the desk.Copy !req
234. - So full of himself.
- Then this one leans in so close...Copy !req
235. I thought he was going to
spontaneously combust, seriously.Copy !req
236. Believe me, I've seen him act like that, too.Copy !req
237. Yes, you two had a little thing
once upon a time.Copy !req
238. - I never knew that.
- So this puts the two of you...Copy !req
239. in the Danny McCoy club.Copy !req
240. How was it?Copy !req
241. Membership has its privileges, ladies.Copy !req
242. - That's it?
- Well, we've both done our part.Copy !req
243. Care to make the acting chief of security
a little less secure?Copy !req
244. I know just what to do.Copy !req
245. Mary, you in?Copy !req
246. - I'm in.
- She's in.Copy !req
247. Cheers.Copy !req
248. Hey, you. Lucky Mike.
I need you. What's up, baby?Copy !req
249. Pardon me?
I dropped my clip...Copy !req
250. - you told me that poem.
- Right. I remember now, how you doing?Copy !req
251. Unbelievable.
Good.Copy !req
252. Fantastic.Copy !req
253. - But it's because of you.
- I'm not following.Copy !req
254. Man, you touched my money.
You said that mumbo jumbo.Copy !req
255. Now my luck's done a complete 180...Copy !req
256. but I'm afraid that it's all gonna go south
if you're not with me 24l7.Copy !req
257. - Brother, listen...
- Frank.Copy !req
258. Frank...Copy !req
259. I'm not a lucky charm for hire. I have a job.Copy !req
260. But thank you.
Really?Copy !req
261. Yeah.Copy !req
262. What'll it take?Copy !req
263. Run, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
264. Look at this. Like he's got
a refrigerator on his back.Copy !req
265. - Take it easy, old-timer.
- Old-timer?Copy !req
266. I'll give you old-timer. Go, baby, go!Copy !req
267. It's too late.
I think the safety's gonna catch you.Copy !req
268. Steady Eddie Deline.Copy !req
269. - How are you?
- Charlie Blue.Copy !req
270. How are you?
ED: Did you load up on the game?Copy !req
271. Are you kidding me? That's a $10 parlay.Copy !req
272. So, to what do I owe this pleasure?Copy !req
273. Look, I need a little favour.Copy !req
274. How'd you like to run
that old Omaha 19 for me?Copy !req
275. - With or without the body count?
- We'll do it without.Copy !req
276. That's too bad. It's lot more fun with.
Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
277. Listen, how long would it take you
to get a crew together?Copy !req
278. - This afternoon okay?
- That's my man.Copy !req
279. You're the best.Copy !req
280. All right, listen, were you planning
on giving this back?Copy !req
281. My goodness.
Yeah, that guy dropped it.Copy !req
282. He dropped it, but I'm glad...
I'll track him down.Copy !req
283. That's the guy!
ED: How about that?Copy !req
284. ED: Hey!Copy !req
285. ED: You moron!Copy !req
286. ED: What?
It's Danny.Copy !req
287. Everything okay?
ED: Hey, buddy.Copy !req
288. Yeah, well, you know how it is.Copy !req
289. These crazy Hawaiians, you know,
with their leis and whatnot...Copy !req
290. they tend to get a little familiar,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
291. Yeah, driving you crazy?
ED: What's that?Copy !req
292. Nothing, just letting you know
everything is fine.Copy !req
293. Gotta go.Copy !req
294. Listen, if you guys would like something
a little more discreet...Copy !req
295. I could offer you a private gaming area.Copy !req
296. - No. I think we're okay here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
297. Maybe you would like to see
something outside the hotel...Copy !req
298. a little helicopter tour of the Grand Canyon?
Steve Wynn's private art collection.Copy !req
299. Maybe you'd like to do some shopping.
I could take you to the Forum shops...Copy !req
300. and have Gucci opened specially for you.Copy !req
301. You know what? That's so nice, we're fine.
Thanks. We're good.Copy !req
302. Front row for Celine?
Backstage for Tom Jones.Copy !req
303. My goodness.Copy !req
304. - Say the word. I could set it up.
- No, you've done enough already.Copy !req
305. I feel like we'd be taking advantage.Copy !req
306. No, please. It's my pleasure.
If there's anything you'd like to see or do...Copy !req
307. I mean, anything...Copy !req
308. Actually, there is one thing.Copy !req
309. Commence Operation Desert Swarm.Copy !req
310. Ready, Steve? Andy?Copy !req
311. Mick?Copy !req
312. All right, fellows.Copy !req
313. Omaha 19.
Go, go!Copy !req
314. Danny? We've got multiple
emergency doors open.Copy !req
315. Damn it, Ed.
What?Copy !req
316. Let's put a team together.
Have them meet me there.Copy !req
317. Turn it off. Get out.
I'm not taking any riders today.Copy !req
318. - I've got an idea.
- What?Copy !req
319. Why don't you and I
christen the presidential suite?Copy !req
320. ED: Yeah.Copy !req
321. This is too juvenile, even for you.Copy !req
322. I love the smell of Metamucil in the morning.Copy !req
323. It smells like victory.Copy !req
324. Forget it.Copy !req
325. God.Copy !req
326. Come on, baby.Copy !req
327. What are you doing here?
I'm his talisman.Copy !req
328. You mean his rabbit's foot.
That a boy, Mikey.Copy !req
329. Got a hunch, bet a bunch.Copy !req
330. "Never kick anything inanimate...Copy !req
331. "never fry bacon in the nude...Copy !req
332. "and never, ever mess with a man
on a streak."Copy !req
333. Play on, player.Copy !req
334. - Hey, boss.
- Hey!Copy !req
335. How did you get in here?Copy !req
336. When your father's a spy,
you pick up on a few things.Copy !req
337. Better question is, what are you doing here?Copy !req
338. I was just taking care of some stuff.
I won't tell.Copy !req
339. - If you're willing to cooperate.
- Delinda, this is your father's office.Copy !req
340. I don't think
that this is such a good...Copy !req
341. While the cat's away...Copy !req
342. Besides, it's a huge turn-on.Copy !req
343. The cat's a freaking Siberian tiger.
Come on.Copy !req
344. It's nothing we haven't done before.Copy !req
345. My kitchen counter, your bathroom sink.Copy !req
346. Tonight...Copy !req
347. I think I want to try my father's desk.Copy !req
348. Ed's gotta have a camera
hidden in here somewhere.Copy !req
349. Then again, why would he want
to watch himself?Copy !req
350. First rule of hooking up, Danny,
is knowing when to shut up.Copy !req
351. No, like a mouse. I promise. Okay?Copy !req
352. Too late. Your window of opportunity
just slammed shut.Copy !req
353. You're totally just messing with me.Copy !req
354. "Desert Dreams Motel."Copy !req
355. Got you.Copy !req
356. - What can I do for you?
- I need your room.Copy !req
357. - Sorry, I didn't...
- I'm kicking you out...Copy !req
358. on account I got a whale coming in
later today, and this is his lucky suite.Copy !req
359. You have a whale?Copy !req
360. Obviously, you don't understand
how this town works.Copy !req
361. In the gaming trade, we cater to customers
that gamble big money in our casinos.Copy !req
362. We call them whales.Copy !req
363. You have one slot machine in your lobby.Copy !req
364. And this guy is a serious slot jockey.Copy !req
365. He pumps quarters in my machine
eight hours at a stretch.Copy !req
366. I'm sorry about this, lady.Copy !req
367. I'd love to have you back
when I'm not so busy.Copy !req
368. Of course.Copy !req
369. Yeah, this is a vacation I'll remember...Copy !req
370. for a long, long time.Copy !req
371. Thanks for your charm.Copy !req
372. What a nice man.Copy !req
373. Yes, in Las Vegas, please.
The number of the King Charles Motel.Copy !req
374. Thank you. They always have rooms there.Copy !req
375. - December 19, 1777.
- What?Copy !req
376. Excuse me.
Do you have a suite or a double or...Copy !req
377. December 19, 1777.Copy !req
378. Washington moves his men to Valley Forge.
So what?Copy !req
379. And why did he do that?Copy !req
380. Because he couldn't stop the British
from taking Philadelphia...Copy !req
381. so he retreated to Valley Forge to regroup.Copy !req
382. - And what do we learn from this?
- That we retreat, regroup to fight again.Copy !req
383. So I only need two more days, honey.Copy !req
384. And you think spending a winter
in Valley Forge was cold?Copy !req
385. You know, that's not fair.Copy !req
386. Triple Red Bull and vodka.
Make that two.Copy !req
387. No, I'm done.Copy !req
388. If I go home now, I might be able to catch
a couple of hours of sleep.Copy !req
389. I get it. What will it take?Copy !req
390. Frank, I'm your good luck charm, right?Copy !req
391. And I'm telling you, I gotta go home.Copy !req
392. Wait.Copy !req
393. I didn't want have to tell you this, but...Copy !req
394. my wife died two years ago.Copy !req
395. I'm on disability, just...Copy !req
396. Okay? And the bank's gonna take my house.Copy !req
397. The week after she died...
That's the worst lie I've ever heard.Copy !req
398. - I'm desperate.
- And I'm done.Copy !req
399. Okay.Copy !req
400. Mike, look.Copy !req
401. I know this is not gonna last forever, okay?Copy !req
402. But when it ends,
I don't want it to be at the bar...Copy !req
403. with me getting hammered.Copy !req
404. I want it to be at the tables.Copy !req
405. All right.Copy !req
406. Let's drink.Copy !req
407. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
408. Please don't tell me
you're messing with me, too.Copy !req
409. No.Copy !req
410. Gee, and I thought only locals
knew about this place.Copy !req
411. Well, you know, we got our sources.Copy !req
412. You look surprised.
No.Copy !req
413. It's just, you don't seem like
burgers and fries, that's all.Copy !req
414. Show me anyone who doesn't like
a big, fat, juicy burger.Copy !req
415. Yes. What can I get for you two?Copy !req
416. Two Double Luckys, I guess.
Two fries, two chocolate shakes.Copy !req
417. And make the burgers gorilla style.
That's where they mix the onions...Copy !req
418. and the cheese and the sauce together.
It's great.Copy !req
419. Okay.
Sam?Copy !req
420. - Yes?
- We got this.Copy !req
421. - The Montecito can spring for this.
- Come on, I gotta pay for something.Copy !req
422. - How about you join us?
- No, I can get something back at the hotel.Copy !req
423. You know, we should probably
cancel that order, too.Copy !req
424. I don't really feel like eating, either.Copy !req
425. - Okay. Three of everything.
- Yeah.Copy !req
426. - Gorilla style.
- Right.Copy !req
427. Something must be wrong.Copy !req
428. - You touched the chips, right?
- Every one.Copy !req
429. - You sure?
- Positive.Copy !req
430. Maybe you should kiss them.Copy !req
431. Up to 10% carry traces
of the human papilloma virus.Copy !req
432. I ain't kissing no chips.
Frank, you're gonna lose everything.Copy !req
433. So walk away while you still have
something to walk away with.Copy !req
434. Forget about kissing the chips,
just touch them again.Copy !req
435. Please?Copy !req
436. I have to say that gorilla style rocks.Copy !req
437. No, you're good.Copy !req
438. This is Sam.
Sam, it's Mary.Copy !req
439. Hi, Mary, what's up?Copy !req
440. The real Warners are here.
They're pissed.Copy !req
441. I don't know where you are,
but you better get your butt back here, fast.Copy !req
442. - What?
- Is everything all right?Copy !req
443. Mr. Warner, Mrs. Warner.Copy !req
444. Welcome. There must have been a mix-up
at the front desk.Copy !req
445. Mix-ups are for people
who pay for their rooms.Copy !req
446. - Do you have any idea what I'm worth?
- Sir, we have the mansion ready.Copy !req
447. It is reserved for only
our most coveted guests.Copy !req
448. And?Copy !req
449. And I've placed a helicopter
and the Montecito jet at your disposal.Copy !req
450. - And?
- And I've also reserved a private area...Copy !req
451. at our newest restaurant
for you and your wife.Copy !req
452. And?Copy !req
453. And if there's anything else
that you might require, I can make...Copy !req
454. How about you call Mandalay Bay
and tell them we're on our way?Copy !req
455. - I assure you, that won't be necessary.
- What else will you offer me?Copy !req
456. A free facial? Two for one at the buffet?Copy !req
457. I want something personal.Copy !req
458. Mr. Warner...Copy !req
459. I'm very, very sorry...Copy !req
460. and I assure you that nothing like this
will ever happen again.Copy !req
461. My wife will take a look at the room.
If she likes it, we'll consider staying.Copy !req
462. Battle of Inverlochy, 1645.
Excuse me?Copy !req
463. In the middle of winter,
the Marquis of Montrose...Copy !req
464. staged a surprise attack
against the Covenanter army.Copy !req
465. Just when you think you're safe,
check your defences.Copy !req
466. - Give me Camera 122.
- Danny, you really need to get some sleep.Copy !req
467. Give me 122.Copy !req
468. - You want to see the loading dock?
- Yes.Copy !req
469. Just unloading
merchandise for the new jewellery store.Copy !req
470. Gordon, Wilkes. See?Copy !req
471. Gordon, Wilkes.
The uniforms don't match the truck.Copy !req
472. They're different companies.Copy !req
473. - Nice try, Ed.
- I'll call Metro.Copy !req
474. No, don't call Metro.Copy !req
475. I'll handle this.Copy !req
476. How much you think you got?Copy !req
477. I figure $2 million, maybe $3 million
in diamonds and gold.Copy !req
478. Sound right to you?
I got to admit, I'm a little disappointed.Copy !req
479. I expected Ed would come up
with something a little less obvious.Copy !req
480. A jewel heist?
Like we haven't seen that a million times.Copy !req
481. Why don't you just shut the hell up?Copy !req
482. You know what? Even better yet,
let's call him and tell him...Copy !req
483. he better come up with something
a little more clever next time.Copy !req
484. - Some serious firepower. Nice touch.
- Drop the cell phone, pretty boy.Copy !req
485. You guys don't know Ed, do you?Copy !req
486. Hey.Copy !req
487. I'm Danny McCoy.
Montecito Surveillance and Security.Copy !req
488. Hey.Copy !req
489. How was Hawaii?Copy !req
490. How did it happen?Copy !req
491. Same last name, similar check-in date,
one stupid mistake.Copy !req
492. They may not be rich,
but they've got one thing no whale ever has.Copy !req
493. Gratitude.Copy !req
494. So when are you gonna pull
the plug on the dream?Copy !req
495. ED: I said no.
You gotta go through the tapes again.Copy !req
496. ED: They have to be somewhere. Right.Copy !req
497. There's no record of them
having ever left the loading dock.Copy !req
498. Maybe they went back into the casino.Copy !req
499. - No, they're not inside.
- That's impossible. Nobody just disappears.Copy !req
500. ED: We looked everywhere, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
501. - And they're not in the casino.
- How do you know?Copy !req
502. 'Cause they're under it.Copy !req
503. So, I thought
you'd still be in Hawaii.Copy !req
504. I decided to come home early.Copy !req
505. - Nice time?
- Yeah, you know...Copy !req
506. Ten minutes of looking at the ocean,
10 minutes of looking at the sand...Copy !req
507. and two days watching
this troupe of monkeys stealing coconuts...Copy !req
508. from this tree outside of my room there.Copy !req
509. You know, Ed...Copy !req
510. there are no monkeys in Hawaii.Copy !req
511. Shut up.Copy !req
512. That's Ed.Copy !req
513. Thank you.
You're welcome. Enjoy.Copy !req
514. They told us we could find you here.
We have the most amazing news.Copy !req
515. It's not that big of a deal.
No, tell her.Copy !req
516. All right. She won $200 at blackjack.Copy !req
517. That's great.Copy !req
518. Now I have something
I have to tell you guys.Copy !req
519. When you checked in,
there was a little bit of a mix-up.Copy !req
520. We know. We should have said something,
but we were just having so much fun...Copy !req
521. - You're not in trouble, are you?
- No. No trouble.Copy !req
522. - It's just that you'll have to...
- You want us to pay for the rooms?Copy !req
523. No.Copy !req
524. - But you're gonna have to just move out.
- We already packed.Copy !req
525. Come closer, sweetheart.
This is not what I ordered.Copy !req
526. And if it were, these are raw.Copy !req
527. This is overcooked and cold,
and I'm not sure how that can be achieved.Copy !req
528. - No, you're staying in your suite.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
529. - Yes, I'm positive.
- That's great!Copy !req
530. We were gonna run over to the buffet.
You wanna join us?Copy !req
531. No. You'll be having dinner here tonight.
Yeah. Right this way.Copy !req
532. Thank you.Copy !req
533. We'll never forget this, Sam.Copy !req
534. Neither will I.Copy !req
535. It's right in there. They'll take care of you.
You kids have a good night.Copy !req
536. Hey. You want a limo to the airport?Copy !req
537. No, man. I just wanted
to thank you for everything.Copy !req
538. You are a genuine brother,
and I appreciate it.Copy !req
539. It was a hard lesson,
but I'm glad you finally understand...Copy !req
540. the concept of a human good-luck charm
is pretty ludicrous.Copy !req
541. Tell me about it.
I was walking around thinking that...Copy !req
542. when I suddenly realised it wasn't you at all.
It was the gum.Copy !req
543. The gum?Copy !req
544. From my shoe. Remember?Copy !req
545. I realised that my luck turned
when I peeled it off.Copy !req
546. I rolled back to the bar, found the gum,
and then rolled back to the tables.Copy !req
547. - And how's it going?
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
548. I'm hot. I'm on fire.Copy !req
549. - No hard feelings?
- Frank, I hope it lasts, man.Copy !req
550. Lucky Mike.
You the man.Copy !req
551. All right, take care.Copy !req
552. Lovely ladies.
Hey, you.Copy !req
553. I was talking to transpo.
You have the jet reserved?Copy !req
554. Yeah, we're sending it out
for Tony Bennett in New York.Copy !req
555. - Morning or evening?
- Evening.Copy !req
556. Perfect. I'm gonna hitch two of my people
on the outbound.Copy !req
557. Making a drop-off in Chicago?Copy !req
558. No reason Jim and Janet
shouldn't go out in style.Copy !req
559. Ed, great news.
I just got a call from OneTracker.Copy !req
560. They've located your car. Said it was parked
right here in the Montecito garage.Copy !req
561. - I guess Jillian forgot where she parked it.
- I could see that happening.Copy !req
562. You know, I had the craziest coincidence
happen to me...Copy !req
563. while I was on vacation in Hawaii.Copy !req
564. I overheard this guy saying
how he ripped off the Montecito Hotel...Copy !req
565. with a monkey paw.Copy !req
566. In Hawaii?
ED: Yeah.Copy !req
567. And you recovered the stolen coins.Copy !req
568. - Imagine the odds.
- Astronomical.Copy !req
569. Guess this means you don't trust me
enough to take another vacation for a while.Copy !req
570. What are you talking about?
I just promised Jillian...Copy !req
571. that I would take her
to some villa in Tuscany.Copy !req
572. She was reading about it in a magazine
while we were on vacation in Hawaii.Copy !req
573. In Hawaii. Right.Copy !req
574. - Hey, welcome back.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
575. Son of a bitch.Copy !req