1. Change $20,000.
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2. Colour out, $20,000.
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3. Good luck.
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4. Okay, that's the second time in six hours.
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5. Guy buys $20,000 in chips,
plays a hundred and then takes off.
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6. It's Julian Kerbis, clean record,
booked in for two nights.
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7. He could be laundering counterfeit bills.
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8. Nothing counterfeit
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9. I checked after the last shift.
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10. Yeah?
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11. Right. Push in on 25.
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12. Sir, we can't allow play
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13. Hit or stick, pal. Rules say one or the other.
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14. Must have been that pastrami
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15. This decade.
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16. Oh, boy. I think I'll lie down for a minute.
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17. Get some paramedics in here.
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18. And shut down this table.
It could be a diversion.
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19. Please remove your chips.
We're shutting down the table.
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20. I just split a pair.
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21. Kerbis could have used his first
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22. So run the cash on this shift.
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23. If there are no counterfeits,
get Sam to work her magic.
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24. I don't remember you
shutting the table down when I drew 16.
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25. Sir, this man is in need
of medical assistance.
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26. I'm in need of a winning hand.
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27. Move some of these people.
Give this guy some air.
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28. - How is he?
- Paramedics say he's really sick.
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29. - Looks legit.
- Hey, Ed?
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30. - Ed?
- Yeah.
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31. - Ed?
- What?
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32. Geez Louise. How do you like this
for a "who would a thunk"?
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33. Excuse me. What is that?
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34. It's me. Donny.
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35. Your cousin, Donny, Sheila's boy.
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36. - Your great...
- Sure, Donny.
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37. Without hair.
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38. I was a little more dashing 20 years ago.
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39. - Was that when we had dinner?
- Old Ebbitt Grill, Washington, DC, 1982.
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40. Right. You staying here at the Montecito?
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41. - Yes. You, too?
- I work here.
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42. Hello!
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43. And judging from the suit, I guess you are
upper-level middle management.
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44. How about I fix you up a suite?
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45. Boy, did I run into the right cousin.
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46. - Yes, thank you.
- Least I can do.
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47. Wait. You didn't hear my big news.
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48. See, I came in, what, three days ago,
you know, to recharge the old Duracells?
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49. Anyway, before I know it, I run into this girl.
Gorgeous.
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50. And we hit it off.
I mean, like butter and toast.
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51. Twelve hours later, she's checking out
of her room, checking into mine...
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52. Honey!
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53. I have to go back to work now.
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55. I get up the nerve to pop the question.
She says yes.
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56. Hey, honey.
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57. I would like you to meet
my favourite cousin, Ed.
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58. And, Ed, this is my future better half, Marie.
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59. - Donny and Marie?
- I know what you're thinking.
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60. Which one's country,
which one's rock 'n' roll?
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61. Listen, it's been really a pleasure.
Congratulations.
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62. But we have a medical emergency here.
Great luck on the wedding, okay?
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63. Wait, maybe you could come.
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64. It's tonight.
You know, he could be my best man.
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65. Could you? I know it would mean a lot
to Donny, you being blood and all.
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66. - Ed?
- Sounds great.
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67. Not looking good. Heart attack.
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68. You find this funny?
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69. Yeah. I owe that guy money.
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70. - Sammy, I really need you.
- Yes.
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71. I want you to do
a little recon work for me.
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72. I thought you meant
in that caveman kind of way.
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73. I do. I just wear a patch to control it.
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74. The guy's name is Julian Kerbis.
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75. Booked a room for two nights,
bought $40,000 in chips, but hasn't gambled.
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76. I checked all his cash.
No counterfeits. Everything cleared.
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77. Sometimes high rollers like to get a feel
for a place. Where is he?
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78. - Gift shop.
- Delinda wants you to meet her by the pool.
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79. Come on.
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80. It's not like that, okay?
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81. - Our relationship is...
- What?
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82. Really mature.
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83. Yeah. She seems like
a very mature girl to me.
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84. Better hurry.
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85. Our relationship has matured.
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86. Initially, I'll admit,
it was pretty much all physical, but now...
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87. Thank you, God.
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88. Hey.
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89. Said you wanted to talk?
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90. Great day.
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91. Yeah, it's dry heat.
Makes 114 feel like it's only 110.
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92. Danny, do you think
we're right for each other?
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93. I think we're still getting to know each other.
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94. We've only been seeing each other
a few weeks.
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95. I don't think we are.
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96. Yes, we could get to know
each other, but honestly, Danny...
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97. you're just not reckless enough for me.
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98. Look, if this is about that monorail thing,
I told you that...
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99. Don't get defensive, Danny. I like you...
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100. and the sex was definitely above average.
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101. Above average?
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102. But between the reckless deficiency
and my father freaking out...
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103. about me dating someone
who works for him...
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104. it just seems sort of pointless.
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105. I don't know if I'd call it pointless.
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106. I really don't.
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108. I'm not sure giving it another shot
would kill us, would it?
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109. Don't be bummed out.
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110. "Don't be bummed out"?
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111. This may be the last time
I ever get to see her naked.
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112. We can still be friends.
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113. Definitely the last time.
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114. Can't decide?
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115. Can't do Vegas without a black T-shirt, right?
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116. Take both.
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117. Rita, put these on my account. Two of them.
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118. - No, I can't let you do that.
- Please. It's on the Montecito.
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119. Here you go. Samantha Marquez,
Director of Casino Services.
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120. - Julian Kerbis.
- Julian.
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121. This really isn't necessary, but thank you.
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122. Mr. Kerbis, I want you to know
how much Montecito values your patronage.
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123. If we can do anything
to make your stay more enjoyable...
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124. No, the T-shirts are plenty.
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125. - Have you seen our VIP casino?
- I'm late for a meeting.
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126. I'd be happy to have
one of our cars take you.
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127. - It's at the Luxor. I could drive.
- What's your game? Baccarat, craps?
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128. I'm gonna set you up
at one of our higher stakes tables.
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129. - You know, I'll call you.
- Please do.
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130. Ed. Yeah.
No, Mr. Kerbis has nothing to say...
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131. and he couldn't get out of here fast enough.
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132. He says he's going to a meeting at the Luxor.
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133. Eastbound on Main Street.
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134. Coming to 22.
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135. I start to pick him up on 24.
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136. Give me 222.
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137. So much for the Luxor.
Where the hell's Danny?
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138. Above average? That's cold, man.
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139. Good afternoon, Mr. Maloof.
Your suite's all ready.
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140. Good to be back, Mike.
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141. Hey, Eagles game will be on channel 7,
22 on the satellite.
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142. - Thanks.
- I'll see you, sir.
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143. She is right about
the "Big Ed's daughter" thing.
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144. It's a recipe for disaster, my friend.
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145. - How much did he just tip you?
- C-note.
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146. Goes up if he starts winning.
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147. All I'm saying is,
Delinda's not what everybody thinks.
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148. She's got her head on her shoulders.
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149. - She does?
- Yeah.
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150. You two talk a lot of current events,
Eastern philosophy?
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151. I liked her. I liked hanging with her.
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152. Look, I know it's no fun
when your honey drops the hammer...
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153. but you and I both know
it would have never worked.
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154. - Maybe you're right.
- Yeah.
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155. These Ferraris here
for the owners' convention?
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156. Yeah, 14 out here,
another 100 in the garage.
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157. Danny McCoy.
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158. Excuse me. We have work to do.
You remember work?
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159. - I gotta run. Big Ed.
- Does Big Ed know?
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160. - I haven't told him.
- Maybe you should. Brighten his day.
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161. You wanna know the best part?
She said we can still be friends.
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162. Ouch.
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163. - Where the heck you been?
- Talking to Mike.
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164. Great. So while you two ladies
were having your little sewing circle...
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165. that Kerbis decided to clam up with Sam.
You solve this guy or throw him out of here.
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166. - Where are you going?
- Excuse me?
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167. - Just curious.
- A wedding.
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168. - Not yours.
- I don't think you have to worry about that.
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169. - She dumped you.
- Like yesterday's newspaper.
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170. Come on. Sit down for a minute.
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171. What the hell do you expect?
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172. Walking hand in hand on the beach
with thousands of violins playing?
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173. Long talks about growing old together?
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174. Look, I love Delinda...
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176. The truth is, I was hoping
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178. So, you didn't really disapprove?
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179. Which doesn't mean
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180. It also doesn't mean that...
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181. - you should expect a raise.
- No, I don't.
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182. So, whose wedding are you going to?
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183. Half-wit cousin.
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184. Look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry it didn't work out with Delinda.
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185. But you'll find someone.
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186. - That's not too easy in this town.
- Yeah, I believe that.
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187. I'll find Kerbis.
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188. Yeah.
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189. Hey.
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190. What's up?
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191. God, she doesn't know about Delinda.
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192. You see that guy over there
at the nickel slots?
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193. Julian Kerbis.
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194. He bought $40,000 in chips
but he's barely gambled.
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195. - You think he's laundering?
- I don't know yet.
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196. Danny, I wouldn't take
the whole Delinda thing too personally.
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197. Overlunder on a relationship with her
is usually about three weeks.
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198. You lasted four and a half.
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199. Thank you.
That makes me feel so much better.
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200. I heard Berneice in accounting made $400.
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201. Off my misfortune? Nice.
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202. Nice.
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203. For $100, I can only use my hand.
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204. For $500...
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206. Every part of me.
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207. Excuse me, Carl.
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208. - Hey.
- Hi.
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209. You always hang out at the ladies' room?
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210. I'm waiting for one of my friends.
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211. Maybe later. I'm in 2608.
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212. Lois, I know you're in there.
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213. Industrial-strength baby powder
and gardenias are your signature scent.
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214. It's pretty easy to track.
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215. - What are we gonna do about this?
- Let me go?
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216. It's the third time
I've caught you in here, Lois.
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217. Remember what I told you last time?
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218. I really can't take a bust right now.
I'm behind on my rent.
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219. Tell you what. You see that guy?
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220. You think you can get him
to take you into his room?
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221. - Won't be a problem.
- Into his room, nothing else?
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222. - And then we're even?
- Then you take your business elsewhere.
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223. Permanently.
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224. Security.
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225. Security.
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226. Is there some problem?
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227. I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Kerbis...
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228. but one of our people reported seeing you
come up with a known prostitute.
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229. - No. That never happened.
- Is that Mrs. Kerbis?
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230. Yes.
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231. - Honey, I told you to stay by the bed.
- I told you I wanted my money.
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232. - She's not feeling well.
- I'm a little confused. So...
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233. you're married to a hooker?
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234. Okay, you got me.
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235. Guilty of being a male
seeking female companionship.
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236. Must be the first time in Las Vegas history.
Call in the FBI.
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237. No, sir.
This doesn't fall under their jurisdiction...
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238. but Las Vegas Municipal Code
requires us to report all crimes...
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239. - committed on the Montecito property.
- You're gonna report me?
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240. I have to.
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241. Look, maybe I exercised bad judgment...
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242. but if my wife finds out...
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243. I don't think that one mistake
should cost me my whole marriage. Do you?
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244. Miss, why don't you let Mr. Kerbis and me
have a little man-to-man?
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245. And report to the security office.
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246. There is one thing
that you can help me with.
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247. - Yeah.
- And if you do...
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248. - maybe we can forget about the other thing.
- Okay. Sure.
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249. Tell me why you bought $40,000 worth
of chips if you don't intend to gamble.
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250. I don't know.
But if it's a problem, I can cash it in.
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251. Mr. Kerbis.
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252. Wanna call your wife and tell her
you were arrested for soliciting a prostitute?
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253. - I said I would cash them in.
- You're gonna have to leave immediately.
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254. Wait a minute.
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255. - I'm gonna need security on...
- No. Wait a minute.
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256. I can't leave the hotel.
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257. I'm supposed to meet a guy here tomorrow
and I don't know how to contact him.
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258. I don't even know what he looks like.
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259. He's gonna sell me a car.
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260. And you were gonna buy the car
with the chips?
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261. Blend in with the other gamblers,
make yourself anonymous...
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262. - A little less traceable?
- Something like that.
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263. You never bought a stolen car before...
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264. I did not know it was stolen.
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265. $40,000 for a 355 Spyder?
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266. Are you kidding me?
Those things cost $130,000, minimum.
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267. But if you did your business
at the Ferrari convention...
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268. - no one would pay attention, right?
- That was his idea.
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269. If I leave,
this guy is gonna be really pissed off.
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270. He's got my name, my phone number.
I'm afraid that he's gonna come and find me.
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271. And I've never even been with a prostitute.
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272. - You want me to give you a mulligan?
- Could you?
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273. Nice looking place.
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274. And it doesn't try too hard.
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275. So what do you think, sweetheart?
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276. - It's so cool.
- So cool.
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277. You must be the Rollins party.
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278. I'm Debbie, your coordinator.
You two look so authentic.
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279. If you'd like to share in the spirit...
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280. I'm sure I could rustle up some
era-appropriate wardrobe, if you like.
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281. No, I'm fine. Thank you.
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282. Listen, we're running a teensy bit behind.
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283. If you wouldn't mind waiting
in our garden area.
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284. Wow. It's so close to The Strip.
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285. - Is there a little girls' room nearby?
- Yes. I'll show you.
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286. - Isn't she something?
- Yeah.
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287. You know,
I never thought anyone would marry me.
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288. I asked a girl once.
She thought it was a joke...
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289. and actually started laughing.
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290. But she wasn't in Marie's league.
Not even in her solar system.
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291. Nice.
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293. Donny, I want you to think about something.
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294. This is Vegas.
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295. Yeah.
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296. Magic happens here.
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297. I'm not just talking about
the disappearing tigers and stuff like that.
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298. I'm talking, you know, magic.
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299. You two met here...
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300. you fell in love here,
and now you're getting married here.
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301. What I'm saying is...
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302. Well...
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303. I'm sure that this magic's gonna follow you
all the way back to Trenton.
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304. I hope so.
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305. First of all,
you know the Donny and Marie thing?
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306. - Right.
- Good omen.
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307. Next of all, I put $1,000 down
on Marie's birthday on the roulette wheel.
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308. - I won 35 large.
- There you go.
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309. All right. Are you two lovebirds ready?
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310. All systems go.
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311. Let's rock 'n' roll.
Let me introduce you to your pastor.
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312. You all look real groovy. You, too.
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313. Thanks, Jimi.
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314. Ed, you have done so much for us.
You have to let me repay the favour.
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315. This is not necessary.
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316. Jimi said he was going to
do a show tomorrow.
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317. Promised he would do Manic Depression.
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318. Would you excuse me a second? Right back.
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319. Sam?
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320. Excuse me.
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321. That's my cousin Donny
and his new wife, Marie.
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322. Yeah. He's really a sweet enough guy and...
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323. the problem is,
he's gonna be here another day, and I just...
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324. I would like you to take care of them.
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325. Give them anything they want
as long as I'm not a part of it.
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326. No, I'm serious as a heart attack.
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327. Hey, guys. This is my top casino host.
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328. This is Samantha.
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329. - Hey.
- Hi.
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330. And Sam's gonna see to it
that you guys get to do...
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331. whatever it is you want to do.
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332. Shows, restaurants, you name it.
My wedding present.
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333. Eddie, you have done too much already.
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334. No, I insist, and I'll check on you later,
all right? Thanks, Sam.
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335. You better.
We have a lot of catching up to do.
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336. - You got it, partner.
- So, what's your Vegas fantasy?
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337. Is Carrot Top in town?
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338. Call the cops and have them pop Kerbis
and the seller after the money is exchanged.
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339. I thought we might
cut this Kerbis guy a break.
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340. If possible?
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341. The guy's in our hotel to commit a crime.
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342. I had a hooker I know put him in
a compromising position to get him to talk.
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343. So, technically, I set him up.
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344. - "Technically."
- Yeah.
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345. So, this is...
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346. This do-gooder,
that's part of your new job description?
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347. I'll leave it up to you.
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348. Occasionally, Ed will give a guy a pass...
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349. but only if it's his decision.
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350. Fine. You'll be Kerbis.
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351. Or it makes my job more difficult.
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352. Listen. Make sure the bust
takes place off property.
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353. It might not look so good if a Ferrari thief
gets taken down...
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354. in the middle of
a Montecito Ferrari convention.
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355. - Do they have a meet location set yet?
- Bella Sera bar tomorrow.
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356. Kerbis is supposed to be wearing
a Mandalay Bay hat and a Palms jacket.
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357. - Don't use chips. Pay for the car in cash.
- Our cash?
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358. Actually, your cash, if it goes bad.
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359. Well, you wanted to give Kerbis a break.
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360. - Hi, Danny. Hi, Daddy.
- Hey.
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361. - I told your father about our decision.
- Good.
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362. Two major holidays.
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363. - What?
- That's all I want...
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364. one of these serious relationships
of yours to span two major holidays.
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365. That too much to ask to keep your father
from going crazy?
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366. Danny wasn't right for me.
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367. Listen, I came upstairs
to ask your advice on something.
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368. Joining a convent's a great idea.
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369. - What about getting a job?
- Do you mean that?
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370. - I think it's time. I think I should.
- Well, that is great.
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371. - Would you like to come to work for me?
- Don't you think we'd kill each other?
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372. Yeah, possibly.
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373. But I might get to see you every day.
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374. If a guy sits at my table,
no one knows me.
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375. You got it.
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376. - You Julian Kerbis?
- Yeah.
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377. You got the cash?
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378. I gotta test them.
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379. I'm about to give you the keys
to a real Ferrari.
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380. - I gotta know if it's real.
- Pick a few.
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381. Okay, the rest.
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382. - Where's the car?
- Sammy Davis entrance.
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383. - The rest.
- First I gotta see it.
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384. No. I told you on the phone,
you give me the cash, I give you the keys.
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385. No kicking the tyre. No cooling off period.
Done deal.
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386. Push in on 19.
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387. Call the police.
Tell them to stay close to Danny.
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388. You do not wanna piss me off, Mr. Kerbis.
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389. I want you to walk with me to the car
so I know it's real, just like the cash.
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390. Okay, here it is. Let's have the money.
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391. You wanted to see the car, you saw it.
Let's do it.
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392. I'd like to take it out first.
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393. - You think this is a joke?
- I know what this is.
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394. I want to make sure it runs.
I got a phoney title in my room...
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395. and a guy ready to restamp the VIN.
I'm taking a risk, too.
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396. Forget it. Terms set.
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397. I gotta make sure it runs.
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398. What are you gonna do, shoot me
and take the money with everyone watching?
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399. You won't make it past the fountain.
I got the money, and I want the car.
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400. I'm just trying to protect my investment.
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401. Five minutes on the I-15.
Once through the gears.
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402. I would very much
like to kick your ass right now.
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403. Five minutes.
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404. - Hey, we need some cars moved.
- As soon as I move this one.
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405. No, that's not fast enough.
Maybe this'll speed things up.
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406. Right away, sir. Thank you.
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407. Only language these guys understand.
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408. Five minutes.
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409. Big winner!
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410. Hey there.
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411. So, did you guys enjoy the Carrot Top show?
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412. - What an experience. Have you seen him?
- The man's a comic genius.
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413. Honey, could you go get the $30,000
from our hotel room?
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414. Whoa.
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415. Donny, you can't broadcast
an errand like that here.
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416. Sam?
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417. Would you mind
escorting Marie up to her room?
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418. - She's gotta bring Donny something.
- No problem. Hi.
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419. I guess you can't be too careful
even in a classy place like this.
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420. - Man, I cannot buy a hand today.
- Why don't you take a little break?
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421. That's a good idea.
I'm gonna stretch the legs...
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422. wash the face, refocus.
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423. - There you go.
- What?
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424. Got them.
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425. I don't wanna sound
like a broken record...
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426. but this has been
the best 24 hours of my life.
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427. Right.
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428. I appreciate you making me look good
in front of Marie.
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429. That is above and beyond, my friend.
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430. I just wish there was something
I could do for you.
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431. - What time are you leaving?
- Noon, tomorrow.
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432. How about I buy you breakfast?
No, how about you buy me breakfast?
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433. Let's do that. Because you know Marie,
she's always sleeping late.
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434. Look, I got a place, they serve
the best pancakes you've ever had.
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435. - How's 8:00?
- Good.
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436. - Thank you.
- All right.
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437. - Hey, Dad.
- Hey, sweetheart.
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438. So what do you think
about the restaurant business?
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439. What do I think about the restaurant...
Yeah. I mean, sure.
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440. You went to that cooking school in Europe.
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441. It was a two-day chocolate retreat
in St. Moritz.
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442. But I did take some hospitality
management courses in college.
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443. I think this business would be great for you.
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444. - If I find something.
- You will find something.
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445. Without any undue coercion from Ed Deline?
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446. Wait a minute.
Helping my daughter find a job is undue?
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447. Okay, I promise.
No one will be physically harmed.
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448. See, this is why I love Las Vegas.
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449. I gotta see them.
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450. Turn around.
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451. The freeway's just up ahead.
Aren't we gonna...
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452. - I said turn around.
- Okay.
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453. Dispatch, this is 1830.
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454. Suspect is not visible. Over.
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455. The busboy seems to be handling it.
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456. - What is it, backup?
- Five.
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457. I'll go to screen 38.
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458. Doesn't look like anybody snatched her up,
unless the cabbie was a hypnotist.
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459. - How was she with Donny?
- She seemed ecstatic.
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460. Ecstatic?
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461. Mike, listen. You put a woman in a cab
about ten minutes ago...
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462. mid-30s, red leather jacket,
kind of maroonish pants?
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463. Yeah, I'll hold. That poor putz.
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464. He was really crazy about her.
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465. I really thought this was gonna be
a Vegas love story, but...
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466. What? Okay, thanks, Mike.
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467. McCarran, west terminal.
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468. This time of day, it'll take her a half hour
to get through security.
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469. Good. You find her and bring her to me.
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470. - What about Donny?
- I'll talk to him.
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471. I decided I don't trust you...
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472. and I don't do business
with people I don't trust.
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473. And there's a $50,000 cancellation fee.
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474. - Okay. Think about how stupid that is.
- I don't know. No cameras here.
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475. I know your name, I know what you look like
and I know where you live.
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476. - You know what? Deal's off.
- Yeah.
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477. Where were you? I think we lost him.
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478. No, he just turned onto Demming Road.
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479. - This is Daniel...
- You have to install anti-locks.
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480. Tell Detective Perez the meeting place
is now 2600 Wrightwood.
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481. Wait. We're getting shot at over a car?
Does that make sense?
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482. It's a really nice car. And he's got my money!
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483. Look out!
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484. - Get the gun!
- Get the money!
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485. How'd you know I'd see that note
on that bill you gave me?
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486. You checked Maloof's hundred.
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487. - But you gave me a five.
- Which I want back.
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488. From your personal account, Mr. Deline?
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489. Yeah.
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490. Thanks, Joan.
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491. Have a good day, Mr. Deline.
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492. Hey.
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493. - I took a break like you said.
- Yeah.
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494. But I don't think the cards know
I took a break.
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495. Tell me, have you seen Marie?
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496. Because she should have been back by now
with the do-re-mi.
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497. Right. Well, yes I did.
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498. And she asked me
to please give you the money.
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499. Apparently Sam started telling her
about our spa here...
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500. Broads. Listen, if it's something
she wants to do for herself...
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501. that's fine by me.
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502. - Listen, don't lose all that money.
- I won't.
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503. Okay.
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504. We capture the bad guy, collect the money
and got to go swimming.
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505. That's a pretty solid day.
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506. You messed up my car.
I drove it back and the shift points were off.
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507. You getting us shot at
almost messed up my life.
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508. And before that, Delinda gave me
my walking papers. Very solid day.
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509. Listen, man. You had two good hours
to feel sorry for yourself.
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510. Now, over and out, baby.
You know what you need to do?
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511. Dust yourself off
and hop back in the saddle.
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512. See that girl? Works in marketing.
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513. - Digs you.
- Yeah?
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514. Go for it. She...
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515. Well, that's her loss.
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516. - That's all her loss.
- Her loss.
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517. Hey. We muscled it today.
You and I? Bad-asses.
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518. I didn't know you could swim.
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519. I surprised you with my stroke, right?
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520. I was told this bad-ass
wasn't reckless enough.
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521. Which is chick code for "too set in his ways."
Good for you. You want my advice?
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522. - Not really.
- One thing.
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523. When I start dating a girl, know what I do?
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524. - What do you do?
- Whatever she wants.
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525. Sunrise hike in the mountains?
Sounds good.
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526. Antique shopping? Let's go.
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527. - I establish rapport.
- Sounds like guy code for "ass-kiss" to me.
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528. Good burger.
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529. Pass me the ketchup.
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530. I was great out there today, man.
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531. Welcome. Have a seat, please.
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532. Eddie, listen. I can explain what happened.
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533. First, it's Ed...
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534. Mr. Deline or,
if you happen to be my mother, Edward.
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535. Mr. Deline...
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536. Second, I'm really not interested
in what happened...
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537. because you see, that's the past.
We wanna talk about the future.
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538. - She have the money?
- Yes. It's all there.
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539. All there. That's good.
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540. So...
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541. here's what is going to happen.
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542. You will go down to the casino,
find your husband...
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543. and then you will tell him
about the lovely massage you had...
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544. and how very happy you are
to be married to him...
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545. and tomorrow you will go back to Trenton...
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546. where you will stay married to him
for at least...
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547. - What do you think?
- A year.
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548. For at least a year. You will be...
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549. a loving and devoted wife,
you will offer him moral support...
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550. conjugal... comfort...
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551. and you'll laugh at all his jokes.
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552. I'll be calling every week to check.
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553. Now, the only way you're relieved
of this obligation is if Donny so chooses.
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554. Now.
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555. Now what would you call that?
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556. First meeting of the lovebirds or...
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557. sizing up the mark?
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558. Mr. Deline, I have feelings for Donny, I do...
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559. but I just don't think
that we're meant for each other.
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560. That is unfortunate,
because you see, he thinks you are.
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561. Besides, arranged marriages...
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562. Well, it's an integral part
of many great cultures.
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563. But in this one, instead of getting stoned
to death if you refuse...
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564. I notify your parole officer.
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565. Let's see here...
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566. Kaminsky, Marie.
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567. Shoplifting, conviction.
Cheque forgery, conviction.
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568. Mail fraud... Now you add to this...
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569. misappropriation...
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570. - Stealing from your husband.
- Who you adore.
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571. Or I could make your life miserable.
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572. He will.
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573. Very miserable.
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574. - Hi, honey.
- Hey, sweetie.
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575. - We made sure she got the full treatment.
- She deserves it.
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576. - They're coming out.
- Okay. Baby, blow on these.
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577. Ouch! Yeah!
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578. Ten over seven from our winner.
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579. Yes! She is a walking good-luck charm.
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580. Excuse me.
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581. All right, the police have the car thief
and the Ferrari in custody.
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582. - What about the money?
- Mike took it back to the cage.
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583. Good job.
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584. - Mr. D.
- Michael.
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585. You did put that money back in the cage?
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586. - Yeah. Every penny.
- You got that $5 you owe me?
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587. - Mike, I mean it.
- Danny?
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588. - So, everything's cool? I can leave?
- Yeah, you can leave.
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589. It's all on the QT?
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590. It's our little secret.
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591. - Should I turn this in?
- Use it. It's a free play card.
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592. - You won!
- I did?
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593. Yeah!
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594. I did! But nothing's coming out.
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595. I won a car? I won a car!
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596. One German, one pigs in a blanket.
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597. Thank you.
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598. This may be a pancake house,
but I don't see a flapjack in the joint.
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599. It's really not a big deal here.
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600. My wife actually has friends
who are PTA presidents during the day...
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601. and strippers at night.
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602. - People can fool you.
- Yeah.
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603. Speaking of which...
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604. I know everything is really great
with you and Marie...
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605. and I hope it stays that way.
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606. But for whatever it's worth...
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607. I think you ought to go into this
with your eyes open.
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608. You can't really know somebody
in three days.
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609. We got the marriage annulled.
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610. - Whose decision was that?
- Mine.
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611. We went to the courthouse
yesterday afternoon...
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612. and I was thinking of the right time
to tell you...
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613. because I felt so bad,
because you had done so much for us.
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614. - Don't worry about it.
- But, you know, I started thinking to myself:
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615. What if she doesn't like my dog
or my apartment?
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616. I like my apartment.
And my Ranger Bobble-Head collection?
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617. There's some things you gotta know.
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618. - Absolutely.
- Now, I still have feelings for Marie.
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619. We may keep seeing each other.
I don't know.
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620. But when that plane touched ground...
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621. it was like all rational thought
went right out the window.
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622. More coffee?
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