1. Change $20,000.Copy !req
2. Colour out, $20,000.Copy !req
3. Good luck.Copy !req
4. Okay, that's the second time
in six hours.Copy !req
5. Guy buys $20,000 in chips,
plays a hundred and then takes off.Copy !req
6. It's Julian Kerbis, clean record,
booked in for two nights.Copy !req
7. He could be laundering counterfeit bills.Copy !req
8. Nothing counterfeit
from the last table he played.Copy !req
9. I checked after the last shift.Copy !req
10. Yeah?Copy !req
11. Right. Push in on 25.Copy !req
12. Sir, we can't allow play
to be held up for an extended period.Copy !req
13. Hit or stick, pal. Rules say one or the other.Copy !req
14. Must have been that pastrami
I had for lunch.Copy !req
15. This decade.Copy !req
16. Oh, boy. I think I'll lie down for a minute.Copy !req
17. Get some paramedics in here.Copy !req
18. And shut down this table.
It could be a diversion.Copy !req
19. Please remove your chips.
We're shutting down the table.Copy !req
20. I just split a pair.Copy !req
21. ED: Kerbis could have used his first
purchase to check our collection schedule.Copy !req
22. ED: So run the cash on this shift.Copy !req
23. If there are no counterfeits,
get Sam to work her magic.Copy !req
24. I don't remember you
shutting the table down when I drew 16.Copy !req
25. Sir, this man is in need
of medical assistance.Copy !req
26. I'm in need of a winning hand.Copy !req
27. Move some of these people.
Give this guy some air.Copy !req
28. ED: How is he?
Paramedics say he's really sick.Copy !req
29. Looks legit.
Hey, Ed?Copy !req
30. Ed?
ED: Yeah.Copy !req
31. Ed?
ED: What?Copy !req
32. Geez Louise. How do you like this
for a "who woulda thunk"?Copy !req
33. Excuse me. What is that?Copy !req
34. It's me. Donny.Copy !req
35. Your cousin, Donny, Sheila's boy.Copy !req
36. Your great...
ED: Sure, Donny.Copy !req
37. ED: Without hair.Copy !req
38. I was a little more dashing 20 years ago.Copy !req
39. - Was that when we had dinner?
- Old Ebbitt Grill, Washington, DC, 1982.Copy !req
40. Right. You staying here at the Montecito?Copy !req
41. Yes. You, too?
ED: I work here.Copy !req
42. Hello!Copy !req
43. And judging from the suit, I guess you are
upper-level middle management.Copy !req
44. How about I fix you up a suite?Copy !req
45. Boy, did I run into the right cousin.Copy !req
46. - Yes, thank you.
- Least I can do.Copy !req
47. Wait. You didn't hear my big news.Copy !req
48. See, I came in, what, three days ago,
you know, to recharge the old Duracells?Copy !req
49. Anyway, before I know it, I run into this girl.
Gorgeous.Copy !req
50. And we hit it off.
I mean, like butter and toast.Copy !req
51. Twelve hours later, she's checking out
of her room, checking into mine...Copy !req
52. Honey!Copy !req
53. ED: I have to go back to work now.Copy !req
54. Wait. You gotta hear this.
This morning...Copy !req
55. I get up the nerve to pop the question.
She says yes.Copy !req
56. Hey, honey.Copy !req
57. I would like you to meet
my favourite cousin, Ed.Copy !req
58. And, Ed, this is my future better half, Marie.Copy !req
59. - Donny and Marie?
- I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
60. Which one's country,
which one's rock 'n' roll?Copy !req
61. Listen, it's been really a pleasure.
Congratulations.Copy !req
62. But we have a medical emergency here.
Great luck on the wedding, okay?Copy !req
63. Wait, maybe you could come.Copy !req
64. It's tonight.
You know, he could be my best man.Copy !req
65. Could you? I know it would mean a lot
to Donny, you being blood and all.Copy !req
66. Ed?
ED: Sounds great.Copy !req
67. Not looking good. Heart attack.Copy !req
68. You find this funny?Copy !req
69. Yeah. I owe that guy money.Copy !req
70. Sammy, I really need you.
Yes.Copy !req
71. I want you to do
a little recon work for me.Copy !req
72. I thought you meant
in that caveman kind of way.Copy !req
73. I do. I just wear a patch to control it.Copy !req
74. The guy's name is Julian Kerbis.Copy !req
75. Booked a room for two nights,
bought $40,000 in chips, but hasn't gambled.Copy !req
76. I checked all his cash.
No counterfeits. Everything cleared.Copy !req
77. Sometimes high rollers like to get a feel
for a place. Where is he?Copy !req
78. - Gift shop.
- Delinda wants you to meet her by the pool.Copy !req
79. Come on.Copy !req
80. It's not like that, okay?Copy !req
81. - Our relationship is...
- What?Copy !req
82. Really mature.Copy !req
83. Yeah. She seems like
a very mature girl to me.Copy !req
84. Better hurry.Copy !req
85. Our relationship has matured.Copy !req
86. Initially, I'll admit,
it was pretty much all physical, but now...Copy !req
87. Thank you, God.Copy !req
88. Hey.Copy !req
89. Said you wanted to talk?Copy !req
90. Great day.Copy !req
91. Yeah, it's dry heat.
Makes 114 feel like it's only 110.Copy !req
92. Danny, do you think
we're right for each other?Copy !req
93. I think we're still getting to know each other.Copy !req
94. We've only been seeing each other
a few weeks.Copy !req
95. I don't think we are.Copy !req
96. Yes, we could get to know
each other, but honestly, Danny...Copy !req
97. you're just not reckless enough for me.Copy !req
98. Look, if this is about that monorail thing,
I told you that...Copy !req
99. Don't get defensive, Danny. I like you...Copy !req
100. and the sex was definitely above average.Copy !req
101. Above average?Copy !req
102. But between the reckless deficiency
and my father freaking out...Copy !req
103. about me dating someone
who works for him...Copy !req
104. it just seems sort of pointless.Copy !req
105. I don't know if I'd call it pointless.
But if you don't wanna...Copy !req
106. I really don't.Copy !req
107. So are you okay with that?Copy !req
108. I'm not sure giving it another shot
would kill us, would it?Copy !req
109. Don't be bummed out.Copy !req
110. "Don't be bummed out"?Copy !req
111. This may be the last time
I ever get to see her naked.Copy !req
112. We can still be friends.Copy !req
113. Definitely the last time.Copy !req
114. Can't decide?Copy !req
115. Can't do Vegas without a black T-shirt, right?Copy !req
116. Take both.Copy !req
117. Rita, put these on my account. Two of them.Copy !req
118. - No, I can't let you do that.
- Please. It's on the Montecito.Copy !req
119. Here you go. Samantha Marquez,
Director of Casino Services.Copy !req
120. - Julian Kerbis.
- Julian.Copy !req
121. This really isn't necessary, but thank you.Copy !req
122. Mr. Kerbis, I want you to know
how much Montecito values your patronage.Copy !req
123. If we can do anything
to make your stay more enjoyable...Copy !req
124. No, the T-shirts are plenty.Copy !req
125. - Have you seen our VIP casino?
- I'm late for a meeting.Copy !req
126. I'd be happy to have
one of our cars take you.Copy !req
127. - It's at the Luxor. I could drive.
- What's your game? Baccarat, craps?Copy !req
128. I'm gonna set you up
at one of our higher stakes tables.Copy !req
129. - You know, I'll call you.
- Please do.Copy !req
130. Ed. Yeah.
No, Mr. Kerbis has nothing to say...Copy !req
131. and he couldn't get out of here fast enough.Copy !req
132. He says he's going to a meeting at the Luxor.Copy !req
133. Eastbound on Main Street.Copy !req
134. ED: Coming to 22.Copy !req
135. I start to pick him up on 24.Copy !req
136. Give me 222.Copy !req
137. So much for the Luxor.
Where the hell's Danny?Copy !req
138. Above average? That's cold, man.Copy !req
139. Good afternoon, Mr. Maloof.
Your suite's all ready.Copy !req
140. Good to be back, Mike.Copy !req
141. Hey, Eagles game will be on channel 7,
22 on the satellite.Copy !req
142. Thanks.
I'll see you, sir.Copy !req
143. She is right about
the "Big Ed's daughter" thing.Copy !req
144. It's a recipe for disaster, my friend.Copy !req
145. - How much did he just tip you?
- C-note.Copy !req
146. Goes up if he starts winning.Copy !req
147. All I'm saying is,
Delinda's not what everybody thinks.Copy !req
148. She's got her head
on her shoulders.Copy !req
149. - She does?
- Yeah.Copy !req
150. You two talk a lot of current events,
Eastern philosophy?Copy !req
151. I liked her. I liked hanging with her.Copy !req
152. Look, I know it's no fun
when your honey drops the hammer...Copy !req
153. but you and I both know
it would have never worked.Copy !req
154. - Maybe you're right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
155. These Ferraris here
for the owners' convention?Copy !req
156. Yeah, 14 out here,
another 100 in the garage.Copy !req
157. Danny McCoy.Copy !req
158. ED: Excuse me. We have work to do.
You remember work?Copy !req
159. - I gotta run. Big Ed.
- Does Big Ed know?Copy !req
160. - I haven't told him.
- Maybe you should. Brighten his day.Copy !req
161. You wanna know the best part?
She said we can still be friends.Copy !req
162. Ouch.Copy !req
163. ED: Where the heck you been?
Talking to Mike.Copy !req
164. Great. So while you two ladies
were having your little sewing circle...Copy !req
165. that Kerbis decided to clam up with Sam.
You solve this guy or throw him out of here.Copy !req
166. - Where are you going?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
167. - Just curious.
- A wedding.Copy !req
168. - Not yours.
- I don't think you have to worry about that.Copy !req
169. - She dumped you.
- Like yesterday's newspaper.Copy !req
170. Come on. Sit down for a minute.Copy !req
171. ED: What the hell do you expect?Copy !req
172. Walking hand in hand on the beach
with thousands of violins playing?Copy !req
173. Long talks about growing old together?Copy !req
174. Look, I love Delinda...Copy !req
175. but she absolutely drives me crazy.Copy !req
176. The truth is, I was hoping
that spending some time with you...Copy !req
177. might actually ground her a little bit.Copy !req
178. So, you didn't really disapprove?Copy !req
179. Which doesn't mean
it would have been the best thing for you.Copy !req
180. It also doesn't mean that...Copy !req
181. - you should expect a raise.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
182. So, whose wedding are you going to?Copy !req
183. Half-wit cousin.Copy !req
184. Look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry it didn't work out with Delinda.Copy !req
185. But you'll find someone.Copy !req
186. - That's not too easy in this town.
- Yeah, I believe that.Copy !req
187. I'll find Kerbis.Copy !req
188. Yeah.Copy !req
189. Hey.Copy !req
190. What's up?Copy !req
191. God, she doesn't know
about Delinda.Copy !req
192. You see that guy over there
at the nickel slots?Copy !req
193. Julian Kerbis.Copy !req
194. He bought $40,000 in chips
but he's barely gambled.Copy !req
195. - You think he's laundering?
- I don't know yet.Copy !req
196. Danny, I wouldn't take
the whole Delinda thing too personally.Copy !req
197. Overlunder on a relationship with her
is usually about three weeks.Copy !req
198. You lasted four and a half.Copy !req
199. Thank you.
That makes me feel so much better.Copy !req
200. I heard Berneice in accounting made $400.Copy !req
201. Off my misfortune? Nice.Copy !req
202. Nice.Copy !req
203. For $100, I can only use my hand.Copy !req
204. For $500...Copy !req
205. I can give you everything.Copy !req
206. Every part of me.Copy !req
207. Excuse me, Carl.Copy !req
208. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
209. You always hang out at the ladies' room?Copy !req
210. I'm waiting
for one of my friends.Copy !req
211. Maybe later. I'm in 2608.Copy !req
212. Lois, I know you're in there.Copy !req
213. Industrial-strength baby powder
and gardenias are your signature scent.Copy !req
214. It's pretty easy to track.Copy !req
215. What are we gonna do about this?
Let me go?Copy !req
216. It's the third time
I've caught you in here, Lois.Copy !req
217. Remember what I told you last time?Copy !req
218. I really can't take a bust right now.
I'm behind on my rent.Copy !req
219. Tell you what. You see that guy?Copy !req
220. You think you can get him
to take you into his room?Copy !req
221. - Won't be a problem.
- Into his room, nothing else?Copy !req
222. - And then we're even?
- Then you take your business elsewhere.Copy !req
223. Permanently.Copy !req
224. Security.Copy !req
225. Security.Copy !req
226. Is there some problem?Copy !req
227. I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Kerbis...Copy !req
228. but one of our people reported seeing you
come up with a known prostitute.Copy !req
229. - No. That never happened.
- Is that Mrs. Kerbis?Copy !req
230. Yes.Copy !req
231. Honey, I told you to stay by the bed.
I told you I wanted my money.Copy !req
232. - She's not feeling well.
- I'm a little confused. So...Copy !req
233. you're married to a hooker?Copy !req
234. Okay, you got me.Copy !req
235. Guilty of being a male
seeking female companionship.Copy !req
236. Must be the first time in Las Vegas history.
Call in the FBI.Copy !req
237. No, sir.
This doesn't fall under their jurisdiction...Copy !req
238. but Las Vegas Municipal Code
requires us to report all crimes...Copy !req
239. - committed on the Montecito property.
- You're gonna report me?Copy !req
240. I have to.Copy !req
241. Look, maybe I exercised
bad judgment...Copy !req
242. but if my wife finds out...Copy !req
243. I don't think that one mistake
should cost me my whole marriage. Do you?Copy !req
244. Miss, why don't you let Mr. Kerbis and me
have a little man-to-man?Copy !req
245. And report to the security office.Copy !req
246. There is one thing
that you can help me with.Copy !req
247. Yeah.
And if you do...Copy !req
248. - maybe we can forget about the other thing.
- Okay. Sure.Copy !req
249. Tell me why you bought $40,000 worth
of chips if you don't intend to gamble.Copy !req
250. I don't know.
But if it's a problem, I can cash it in.Copy !req
251. Mr. Kerbis.Copy !req
252. Wanna call your wife and tell her
you were arrested for soliciting a prostitute?Copy !req
253. - I said I would cash them in.
- You're gonna have to leave immediately.Copy !req
254. Wait a minute.Copy !req
255. - I'm gonna need security on...
- No. Wait a minute.Copy !req
256. I can't leave the hotel.Copy !req
257. I'm supposed to meet a guy here tomorrow
and I don't know how to contact him.Copy !req
258. I don't even know what he looks like.Copy !req
259. He's gonna sell me a car.Copy !req
260. And you were gonna buy the car
with the chips?Copy !req
261. Blend in with the other gamblers,
make yourself anonymous...Copy !req
262. A little less traceable?
Something like that.Copy !req
263. You never bought
a stolen car before...Copy !req
264. I did not know it was stolen.Copy !req
265. $40,000 for a 355 Spyder?Copy !req
266. Are you kidding me?
Those things cost $130,000, minimum.Copy !req
267. But if you did your business
at the Ferrari convention...Copy !req
268. - no one would pay attention, right?
- That was his idea.Copy !req
269. If I leave,
this guy is gonna be really pissed off.Copy !req
270. He's got my name, my phone number.
I'm afraid that he's gonna come and find me.Copy !req
271. And I've never even been with a prostitute.Copy !req
272. - You want me to give you a mulligan?
- Could you?Copy !req
273. Nice looking place.Copy !req
274. And it doesn't try too hard.Copy !req
275. So what do you think, sweetheart?Copy !req
276. It's so cool.
So cool.Copy !req
277. You must be the Rollins party.Copy !req
278. I'm Debbie, your coordinator.
You two look so authentic.Copy !req
279. If you'd like to share in the spirit...Copy !req
280. I'm sure I could rustle up some
era-appropriate wardrobe, if you like.Copy !req
281. No, I'm fine. Thank you.Copy !req
282. Listen, we're running a teensy bit behind.Copy !req
283. If you wouldn't mind waiting
in our garden area.Copy !req
284. Wow. It's so close to The Strip.Copy !req
285. Is there a little girls' room nearby?
Yes. I'll show you.Copy !req
286. - Isn't she something?
- Yeah.Copy !req
287. You know,
I never thought anyone would marry me.Copy !req
288. I asked a girl once.
She thought it was a joke...Copy !req
289. and actually started laughing.Copy !req
290. But she wasn't in Marie's league.
Not even in her solar system.Copy !req
291. Nice.Copy !req
292. Listen...Copy !req
293. Donny, I want you to think about something.Copy !req
294. This is Vegas.Copy !req
295. Yeah.Copy !req
296. Magic happens here.Copy !req
297. I'm not just talking about
the disappearing tigers and stuff like that.Copy !req
298. I'm talking, you know, magic.Copy !req
299. You two met here...Copy !req
300. you fell in love here,
and now you're getting married here.Copy !req
301. What I'm saying is...Copy !req
302. Well...Copy !req
303. I'm sure that this magic's gonna follow you
all the way back to Trenton.Copy !req
304. I hope so.Copy !req
305. First of all,
you know the Donny and Marie thing?Copy !req
306. - Right.
- Good omen.Copy !req
307. Next of all, I put $1,000 down
on Marie's birthday on the roulette wheel.Copy !req
308. - I won 35 large.
- There you go.Copy !req
309. All right.
Are you two lovebirds ready?Copy !req
310. All systems go.Copy !req
311. Let's rock 'n' roll.
Let me introduce you to your pastor.Copy !req
312. You all look real groovy. You, too.Copy !req
313. Thanks, Jimi.Copy !req
314. Ed, you have done so much for us.
You have to let me repay the favour.Copy !req
315. ED: This is not necessary.Copy !req
316. Jimi said he was going to
do a show tomorrow.Copy !req
317. Promised he would do Manic Depression.Copy !req
318. Would you excuse me a second? Right back.Copy !req
319. ED: Sam?Copy !req
320. Excuse me.Copy !req
321. That's my cousin Donny
and his new wife, Marie.Copy !req
322. Yeah. He's really a sweet enough guy and...Copy !req
323. the problem is,
he's gonna be here another day, and I just...Copy !req
324. ED: I would like you to take care of them.Copy !req
325. Give them anything they want
as long as I'm not a part of it.Copy !req
326. No, I'm serious as a heart attack.Copy !req
327. Hey, guys. This is my top casino host.Copy !req
328. This is Samantha.Copy !req
329. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
330. And Sam's gonna see to it
that you guys get to do...Copy !req
331. whatever it is you want to do.Copy !req
332. Shows, restaurants, you name it.
My wedding present.Copy !req
333. Eddie, you have done too much already.Copy !req
334. No, I insist, and I'll check on you later,
all right? Thanks, Sam.Copy !req
335. You better.
We have a lot of catching up to do.Copy !req
336. ED: You got it, partner.
So, what's your Vegas fantasy?Copy !req
337. Is Carrot Top in town?Copy !req
338. Call the cops and have them pop Kerbis
and the seller after the money is exchanged.Copy !req
339. I thought we might
cut this Kerbis guy a break.Copy !req
340. If possible?Copy !req
341. The guy's in our hotel to commit a crime.Copy !req
342. I had a hooker I know put him in
a compromising position to get him to talk.Copy !req
343. So, technically, I set him up.Copy !req
344. - "Technically."
- Yeah.Copy !req
345. So, this is...Copy !req
346. This do-gooder,
that's part of your new job description?Copy !req
347. I'll leave it up to you.Copy !req
348. Occasionally,
Ed will give a guy a pass...Copy !req
349. but only if it's his decision.Copy !req
350. Fine. You'll be Kerbis.Copy !req
351. Or it makes my job more difficult.Copy !req
352. Listen. Make sure the bust
takes place off property.Copy !req
353. It might not look so good if a Ferrari thief
gets taken down...Copy !req
354. in the middle of
a Montecito Ferrari convention.Copy !req
355. ED: Do they have a meet location set yet?
Bella Sera bar tomorrow.Copy !req
356. Kerbis is supposed to be wearing
a Mandalay Bay hat and a Palms jacket.Copy !req
357. - Don't use chips. Pay for the car in cash.
- Our cash?Copy !req
358. Actually, your cash, if it goes bad.Copy !req
359. Well, you wanted to give Kerbis a break.Copy !req
360. Hi, Danny. Hi, Daddy.
Hey.Copy !req
361. I told your father about our decision.
Good.Copy !req
362. Two major holidays.Copy !req
363. What?
ED: That's all I want...Copy !req
364. one of these serious relationships
of yours to span two major holidays.Copy !req
365. That too much to ask to keep your father
from going crazy?Copy !req
366. Danny wasn't right for me.Copy !req
367. Listen, I came upstairs
to ask your advice on something.Copy !req
368. Joining a convent's a great idea.Copy !req
369. - What about getting a job?
- Do you mean that?Copy !req
370. - I think it's time. I think I should.
- Well, that is great.Copy !req
371. - Would you like to come to work for me?
- Don't you think we'd kill each other?Copy !req
372. Yeah, possibly.Copy !req
373. But I might get to see you every day.Copy !req
374. If a guy sits at my table,
no one knows me.Copy !req
375. You got it.Copy !req
376. - You Julian Kerbis?
- Yeah.Copy !req
377. You got the cash?Copy !req
378. I gotta test them.Copy !req
379. I'm about to give you the keys
to a real Ferrari.Copy !req
380. I gotta know if it's real.
Pick a few.Copy !req
381. Okay, the rest.Copy !req
382. Where's the car?
Sammy Davis entrance.Copy !req
383. - The rest.
- First I gotta see it.Copy !req
384. No. I told you on the phone,
you give me the cash, I give you the keys.Copy !req
385. No kicking the tyre. No cooling off period.
Done deal.Copy !req
386. Push in on 19.Copy !req
387. Call the police.
Tell them to stay close to Danny.Copy !req
388. You do not wanna piss me off, Mr. Kerbis.Copy !req
389. I want you to walk with me to the car
so I know it's real, just like the cash.Copy !req
390. Okay, here it is. Let's have the money.Copy !req
391. You wanted to see the car, you saw it.
Let's do it.Copy !req
392. I'd like to take it out first.Copy !req
393. - You think this is a joke?
- I know what this is.Copy !req
394. I want to make sure it runs.
I got a phoney title in my room...Copy !req
395. and a guy ready to restamp the VIN.
I'm taking a risk, too.Copy !req
396. Forget it. Terms set.Copy !req
397. I gotta make sure it runs.Copy !req
398. What are you gonna do, shoot me
and take the money with everyone watching?Copy !req
399. You won't make it past the fountain.
I got the money, and I want the car.Copy !req
400. I'm just trying to protect
my investment.Copy !req
401. Five minutes on the l-15.
Once through the gears.Copy !req
402. I would very much
like to kick your ass right now.Copy !req
403. Five minutes.Copy !req
404. - Hey, we need some cars moved.
- As soon as I move this one.Copy !req
405. No, that's not fast enough.
Maybe this'll speed things up.Copy !req
406. Right away, sir. Thank you.Copy !req
407. Only language these guys understand.Copy !req
408. Five minutes.Copy !req
409. Big winner!Copy !req
410. ED: Hey there.Copy !req
411. So, did you guys enjoy the Carrot Top show?Copy !req
412. - What an experience. Have you seen him?
- The man's a comic genius.Copy !req
413. Honey, could you go get the $30,000
from our hotel room?Copy !req
414. Whoa.Copy !req
415. Donny, you can't broadcast
an errand like that here.Copy !req
416. Sam?Copy !req
417. Would you mind
escorting Marie up to her room?Copy !req
418. - She's gotta bring Donny something.
- No problem. Hi.Copy !req
419. I guess you can't be too careful
even in a classy place like this.Copy !req
420. - Man, I cannot buy a hand today.
- Why don't you take a little break?Copy !req
421. That's a good idea.
I'm gonna stretch the legs...Copy !req
422. wash the face, refocus.Copy !req
423. - There you go.
- What?Copy !req
424. Got them.Copy !req
425. I don't wanna sound
like a broken record...Copy !req
426. but this has been
the best 24 hours of my life.Copy !req
427. Right.Copy !req
428. I appreciate you making me look good
in front of Marie.Copy !req
429. That is above and beyond, my friend.Copy !req
430. I just wish there was something
I could do for you.Copy !req
431. - What time are you leaving?
- Noon, tomorrow.Copy !req
432. How about I buy you breakfast?
No, how about you buy me breakfast?Copy !req
433. Let's do that. Because you know Marie,
she's always sleeping late.Copy !req
434. Look, I got a place, they serve
the best pancakes you've ever had.Copy !req
435. ED: How's 8:00?
Good.Copy !req
436. Thank you.
ED: All right.Copy !req
437. Hey, Dad.
ED: Hey, sweetheart.Copy !req
438. So what do you think
about the restaurant business?Copy !req
439. What do I think about the restaurant...
Yeah. I mean, sure.Copy !req
440. You went to that cooking school in Europe.Copy !req
441. It was a two-day chocolate retreat
in St. Moritz.Copy !req
442. But I did take some hospitality
management courses in college.Copy !req
443. I think this business would be great for you.Copy !req
444. If I find something.
ED: You will find something.Copy !req
445. Without any undue coercion from Ed Deline?Copy !req
446. Wait a minute.
Helping my daughter find a job is undue?Copy !req
447. Okay, I promise.
No one will be physically harmed.Copy !req
448. See, this is why I love Las Vegas.Copy !req
449. I gotta see them.Copy !req
450. Turn around.Copy !req
451. The freeway's just up ahead.
Aren't we gonna...Copy !req
452. - I said turn around.
- Okay.Copy !req
453. Dispatch, this is 1830.Copy !req
454. Suspect is not visible. Over.Copy !req
455. The busboy seems to be handling it.Copy !req
456. What is it, backup?
Five.Copy !req
457. I'll go to screen 38.Copy !req
458. Doesn't look like anybody snatched her up,
unless the cabbie was a hypnotist.Copy !req
459. - How was she with Donny?
- She seemed ecstatic.Copy !req
460. Ecstatic?Copy !req
461. Mike, listen. You put a woman in a cab
about ten minutes ago...Copy !req
462. mid-30s, red leather jacket,
kind of maroonish pants?Copy !req
463. Yeah, I'll hold. That poor putz.Copy !req
464. He was really crazy about her.Copy !req
465. I really thought this was gonna be
a Vegas love story, but...Copy !req
466. What? Okay, thanks, Mike.Copy !req
467. McCarran, west terminal.Copy !req
468. This time of day, it'll take her a half hour
to get through security.Copy !req
469. Good. You find her and bring her to me.Copy !req
470. - What about Donny?
- I'll talk to him.Copy !req
471. I decided I don't trust you...Copy !req
472. and I don't do business
with people I don't trust.Copy !req
473. And there's a $50,000 cancellation fee.Copy !req
474. - Okay. Think about how stupid that is.
- I don't know. No cameras here.Copy !req
475. I know your name, I know what you look like
and I know where you live.Copy !req
476. You know what? Deal's off.
Yeah.Copy !req
477. Where were you? I think we lost him.Copy !req
478. No, he just turned
onto Demming Road.Copy !req
479. - This is Daniel...
- You have to install anti-locks.Copy !req
480. Tell Detective Perez the meeting place
is now 2600 Wrightwood.Copy !req
481. Wait. We're getting shot at over a car?
Does that make sense?Copy !req
482. It's a really nice car. And he's got my money!Copy !req
483. Look out!Copy !req
484. Get the gun!
Get the money!Copy !req
485. How'd you know I'd see that note
on that bill you gave me?Copy !req
486. You checked Maloof's hundred.Copy !req
487. - But you gave me a five.
- Which I want back.Copy !req
488. From your personal account,
Mr. Deline?Copy !req
489. Yeah.Copy !req
490. ED: Thanks, Joan.Copy !req
491. Have a good day, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
492. Hey.Copy !req
493. I took a break like you said.
ED: Yeah.Copy !req
494. But I don't think the cards know
I took a break.Copy !req
495. Tell me, have you seen Marie?Copy !req
496. Because she should have been back by now
with the do-re-mi.Copy !req
497. Right. Well, yes I did.Copy !req
498. And she asked me
to please give you the money.Copy !req
499. Apparently Sam started telling her
about our spa here...Copy !req
500. and she decided she had to have
a massage or a facial...Copy !req
501. or whatever the hell they get.Copy !req
502. Broads. Listen, if it's something
she wants to do for herself...Copy !req
503. that's fine by me.Copy !req
504. - Listen, don't lose all that money.
- I won't.Copy !req
505. Okay.Copy !req
506. We capture the bad guy, collect the money
and got to go swimming.Copy !req
507. That's a pretty solid day.Copy !req
508. You messed up my car.
I drove it back and the shift points were off.Copy !req
509. You getting us shot at
almost messed up my life.Copy !req
510. And before that, Delinda gave me
my walking papers. Very solid day.Copy !req
511. Listen, man. You had two good hours
to feel sorry for yourself.Copy !req
512. Now, over and out, baby.
You know what you need to do?Copy !req
513. Dust yourself off
and hop back in the saddle.Copy !req
514. See that girl? Works in marketing.Copy !req
515. - Digs you.
- Yeah?Copy !req
516. Go for it. She...Copy !req
517. Well, that's her loss.Copy !req
518. - That's all her loss.
- Her loss.Copy !req
519. Hey. We muscled it today.
You and I? Bad-asses.Copy !req
520. I didn't know you could swim.Copy !req
521. I surprised you
with my stroke, right?Copy !req
522. I was told this bad-ass
wasn't reckless enough.Copy !req
523. Which is chick code for "too set in his ways."
Good for you. You want my advice?Copy !req
524. Not really.
One thing.Copy !req
525. When I start dating a girl, know what I do?Copy !req
526. - What do you do?
- Whatever she wants.Copy !req
527. Sunrise hike in the mountains?
Sounds good.Copy !req
528. Antique shopping? Let's go.Copy !req
529. - I establish rapport.
- Sounds like guy code for "ass-kiss" to me.Copy !req
530. Good burger.Copy !req
531. Pass me the ketchup.Copy !req
532. I was great out there today, man.Copy !req
533. Welcome. Have a seat, please.Copy !req
534. Eddie, listen. I can explain what happened.Copy !req
535. First, it's Ed...Copy !req
536. Mr. Deline or,
if you happen to be my mother, Edward.Copy !req
537. Mr. Deline...Copy !req
538. Second, I'm really not interested
in what happened...Copy !req
539. because you see, that's the past.
We wanna talk about the future.Copy !req
540. - She have the money?
- Yes. It's all there.Copy !req
541. All there. That's good.Copy !req
542. ED: So...Copy !req
543. here's what is going to happen.Copy !req
544. You will go down to the casino,
find your husband...Copy !req
545. and then you will tell him
about the lovely massage you had...Copy !req
546. and how very happy you are
to be married to him...Copy !req
547. and tomorrow you will go back to Trenton...Copy !req
548. where you will stay married to him
for at least...Copy !req
549. - What do you think?
- A year.Copy !req
550. For at least a year. You will be...Copy !req
551. a loving and devoted wife,
you will offer him moral support...Copy !req
552. conjugal... comfort...Copy !req
553. and you'll laugh at all his jokes.Copy !req
554. I'll be calling every week to check.Copy !req
555. Now, the only way you're relieved
of this obligation is if Donny so chooses.Copy !req
556. Now.Copy !req
557. ED: Now what would you call that?Copy !req
558. ED: First meeting of the lovebirds or...Copy !req
559. sizing up the mark?Copy !req
560. Mr. Deline, I have feelings for Donny, I do...Copy !req
561. but I just don't think
that we're meant for each other.Copy !req
562. That is unfortunate,
because you see, he thinks you are.Copy !req
563. Besides, arranged marriages...Copy !req
564. Well, it's an integral part
of many great cultures.Copy !req
565. But in this one, instead of getting stoned
to death if you refuse...Copy !req
566. I notify your parole officer.Copy !req
567. ED: Let's see here...Copy !req
568. Kaminsky, Marie.Copy !req
569. Shoplifting, conviction.
Cheque forgery, conviction.Copy !req
570. Mail fraud... Now you add to this...Copy !req
571. misappropriation...Copy !req
572. Stealing from your husband.
ED: Who you adore.Copy !req
573. Or I could make your life miserable.Copy !req
574. He will.Copy !req
575. Very miserable.Copy !req
576. Hi, honey.
Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
577. - We made sure she got the full treatment.
- She deserves it.Copy !req
578. They're coming out.
Okay. Baby, blow on these.Copy !req
579. Ouch! Yeah!Copy !req
580. Ten over seven from our winner.Copy !req
581. Yes! She is a walking good-luck charm.Copy !req
582. Excuse me.Copy !req
583. All right, the police have the car thief
and the Ferrari in custody.Copy !req
584. - What about the money?
- Mike took it back to the cage.Copy !req
585. Good job.Copy !req
586. Mr. D.
ED: Michael.Copy !req
587. You did put that money back in the cage?Copy !req
588. - Yeah. Every penny.
- You got that $5 you owe me?Copy !req
589. Mike, I mean it.
Danny?Copy !req
590. - So, everything's cool? I can leave?
- Yeah, you can leave.Copy !req
591. It's all on the QT?Copy !req
592. It's our little secret.Copy !req
593. - Should I turn this in?
- Use it. It's a free play card.Copy !req
594. You won!
I did?Copy !req
595. Yeah!Copy !req
596. I did! But nothing's coming out.Copy !req
597. I won a car? I won a car!Copy !req
598. One German,
one pigs in a blanket.Copy !req
599. Thank you.Copy !req
600. This may be a pancake house,
but I don't see a flapjack in the joint.Copy !req
601. It's really not a big deal here.Copy !req
602. My wife actually has friends
who are PTA presidents during the day...Copy !req
603. and strippers at night.Copy !req
604. - People can fool you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
605. ED: Speaking of which...Copy !req
606. I know everything is really great
with you and Marie...Copy !req
607. and I hope it stays that way.Copy !req
608. But for whatever it's worth...Copy !req
609. I think you ought to go into this
with your eyes open.Copy !req
610. You can't really know somebody
in three days.Copy !req
611. We got the marriage annulled.Copy !req
612. - Whose decision was that?
- Mine.Copy !req
613. We went to the courthouse
yesterday afternoon...Copy !req
614. and I was thinking of the right time
to tell you...Copy !req
615. because I felt so bad,
because you had done so much for us.Copy !req
616. - Don't worry about it.
- But, you know, I started thinking to myself:Copy !req
617. What if she doesn't like my dog
or my apartment?Copy !req
618. I like my apartment.
And my Ranger Bobble-Head collection?Copy !req
619. There's some things
you gotta know.Copy !req
620. - Absolutely.
- Now, I still have feelings for Marie.Copy !req
621. We may keep seeing each other.
I don't know.Copy !req
622. But when that plane touched ground...Copy !req
623. it was like all rational thought
went right out the window.Copy !req
624. More coffee?Copy !req
625. Vegas will do that to you. Here.Copy !req