1. We need you upstairs.Copy !req
2. So it's my turn to talk
to the employee evaluation shrink.Copy !req
3. - I wouldn't worry about that guy.
- Don't worry?Copy !req
4. I heard Brunson fired half the staff
in New Orleans...Copy !req
5. 'cause Dr. Wilson said the people were...Copy !req
6. "psychologically incompatible
with corporate culture."Copy !req
7. Rehearse your answers later.
Right now Ed needs you to talk to Luis.Copy !req
8. What's going on?Copy !req
9. A diamond merchant had $5 million
in loose stones ripped off from his suite.Copy !req
10. So, why do they want me up here?Copy !req
11. One of our forensics guys is covering
a homicide and the other's at a conference.Copy !req
12. I saw that virtual model
you built for the Van Damme case.Copy !req
13. You're pretty good at this stuff.Copy !req
14. My reputation precedes me.Copy !req
15. A diamond salesman getting his freak
on in the stripper-pole suite. I like that.Copy !req
16. All we need to know is if anybody entered
that sealed window in the last eight hours...Copy !req
17. whether it's another room,
a window washer's platform, anything.Copy !req
18. We're 18 floors up. Have we eliminated
all ambulatory escape routes?Copy !req
19. - "Ambulatory escape routes"?
- By foot, Danny. I apologise.Copy !req
20. Sheldon Rosenberg, our diamond merchant.Copy !req
21. He checks in, enters the room
with a satchel of diamonds.Copy !req
22. The two security guards stay outside.Copy !req
23. We checked all the hallway
surveillance tapes. Nothing.Copy !req
24. The only other person
to enter the room was a bellman.Copy !req
25. - Archie Druzinski. You know him?
- Not really.Copy !req
26. We searched him, we searched his locker...Copy !req
27. we checked all his movements
since he left this room. Nothing.Copy !req
28. It's a big hotel. Excuse me there, Luis.Copy !req
29. A lot of places one could stash
loose diamonds. Loose diamonds.Copy !req
30. Has anyone sat him down? Danny?
Yeah.Copy !req
31. If you really had no involvement
in this, whatsoever...Copy !req
32. I didn't. Look, the police, they searched me.Copy !req
33. They searched my locker.Copy !req
34. You think I don't know about
all these surveillance cameras around?Copy !req
35. - I'd have to be stupid.
- Very, very stupid.Copy !req
36. But if you had nothing to do with it...Copy !req
37. here's what I'm left with:Copy !req
38. Spider-Man.Copy !req
39. Spider-Man's pulling diamond heists
in Las Vegas.Copy !req
40. Stella!Copy !req
41. Stella, we're late! Where are you?Copy !req
42. Come on. Come on.
They're waiting for us.Copy !req
43. Samantha.
Cole.Copy !req
44. How are you?Copy !req
45. - Welcome back. Did you bring Christina?
- Always Christina. You don't care about me?Copy !req
46. I do, deeply. Did she make the cookies?Copy !req
47. Sam.
Christina!Copy !req
48. You didn't think I'd forget about you guys.Copy !req
49. You'll have to excuse me.
I can't control myself.Copy !req
50. Listen, I got to tell you, my clients bring me
a lot of presents: Jewellery, clothes.Copy !req
51. I got a car, once. I gave it back.Copy !req
52. But I look forward to your cookies the most.Copy !req
53. - I helped.
- Helped? You ate half of them.Copy !req
54. Your regular suite is ready.
Christina, you're next door as usual.Copy !req
55. I need a different suite. One with
an extra bathroom and more closet space.Copy !req
56. Add that additional suite. You never know
when someone might stop by.Copy !req
57. - It's for me.
- Oh, hey. Sam.Copy !req
58. - Liza, my fiancee.
- Hi.Copy !req
59. Hey.
We're getting married here tomorrow.Copy !req
60. Yeah. We just, you know,
literally got inspired.Copy !req
61. - We saw all the brides walking around...
- Yeah.Copy !req
62. You know, those are models.
There's a wedding convention in the hotel.Copy !req
63. Should make the preparations
that much easier.Copy !req
64. - It's Cole's going-away party, too.
- Where's he going?Copy !req
65. I'm not a fan of the whole Vegas thing,
so this'll be our last trip out.Copy !req
66. Great.Copy !req
67. Table 16, green jacket.Copy !req
68. Mitch.Copy !req
69. Roll on down to the casino
and get me a couple of Christina's cookies.Copy !req
70. And put it in high, will you?Copy !req
71. What do you know
about this corporate shrink...Copy !req
72. who's interviewing everybody?Copy !req
73. He uncovers pathological behaviour
even if he has to twist your words to do it.Copy !req
74. - Linda in housekeeping said he was nice.
- Which makes him all the more dangerous.Copy !req
75. I'm telling you, it's name, rank,
and serial number time. I know.Copy !req
76. Okay.Copy !req
77. New silicone seals
emit trace amounts of methyl alcohol.Copy !req
78. I copped this chemical analyser
from our pesticide guy.Copy !req
79. And?
Nothing.Copy !req
80. These windows weren't touched.Copy !req
81. - Are those Christina's cookies?
- Yeah.Copy !req
82. I didn't get a thing from Archie the bellman...Copy !req
83. except that I'm sure that he hasn't got
the balls or the brains to pull this off.Copy !req
84. Mike said that the window
hasn't been breached.Copy !req
85. Maybe Rosenberg
is pulling an insurance scam.Copy !req
86. No, the stones aren't insured.
If they're gone, he's out $5 million.Copy !req
87. ED: So, basically, the diamonds
didn't go out the door.Copy !req
88. They didn't go out the window.Copy !req
89. - Perfect crime.
- Hear that, partner?Copy !req
90. - Partner?
- The gauntlet's been thrown, baby.Copy !req
91. Yeah, he'll be right down there.
Don't you have any cars to park?Copy !req
92. No...Copy !req
93. Yeah, well...Copy !req
94. Go park a car.Copy !req
95. Mr. Deline. Mr. Deline.Copy !req
96. I'd like to do some of my interviews
in the workplace just on the fly.Copy !req
97. That's great.Copy !req
98. As long as it doesn't interfere
with operations.Copy !req
99. I didn't see your name on the personnel
list that you gave me, though.Copy !req
100. ED: Exactly. That's because
you don't need to interview me.Copy !req
101. Mr. Brunson thinks I do.Copy !req
102. Here. See, "If Ed Deline tries
to avoid an interview...Copy !req
103. "which I expect he will, have him call me,
and I will require him to do so."Copy !req
104. I can read that.Copy !req
105. See, I'm learning something new
about you already.Copy !req
106. That's swell.Copy !req
107. Look, if you think that your big-time job...Copy !req
108. is to come here
and try to dismantle my staff...Copy !req
109. you're sadly mistaken.Copy !req
110. - I'll find you.
- Good.Copy !req
111. Goodbye.Copy !req
112. - Trash that, Susie.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
113. ED: You talk to that psychiatrist yet?Copy !req
114. No. Did you?Copy !req
115. No. I don't have to.Copy !req
116. But, when you do...Copy !req
117. - you be real careful, you hear?
- I got nothing to hide.Copy !req
118. You know what this numbskull's doing,
don't you?Copy !req
119. Some kind of feel-good
mental health awareness program, isn't it?Copy !req
120. Try a slash-and-burn mission.
See, I checked this guy out.Copy !req
121. Brunson sends him in
whenever he wants to downsize.Copy !req
122. He'll give you this "let's just chat" routine
while painting a bull's-eye on your back.Copy !req
123. If he wants to fire people,
why doesn't he just do it?Copy !req
124. He needs a just cause excuse...Copy !req
125. like some psychologist
telling him you're a head case.Copy !req
126. I eat guys like this for breakfast, okay?Copy !req
127. You know, you keep up
that smart-ass attitude, I'm gonna fire you.Copy !req
128. ED: Your Dr. Feel-good, in the meantime...Copy !req
129. has had 43 guys
ash-canned in all our properties.Copy !req
130. What?Copy !req
131. Excuse me. Did I get your attention?Copy !req
132. Hey, Daddy.
ED: Hi, honey.Copy !req
133. Hey, Danny.Copy !req
134. I know how much
you like Christina's cookies...Copy !req
135. so I grabbed you a couple.Copy !req
136. ED: Thank you.Copy !req
137. - Those are amazing.
- Yeah. They are the best.Copy !req
138. - Crunchy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
139. You know, I haven't had one
since she's been here.Copy !req
140. Not even one.Copy !req
141. Sorry.Copy !req
142. Mystique calls.
I gotta get back to work.Copy !req
143. - Bye, guys.
- Bye, honey.Copy !req
144. Bye.Copy !req
145. ED: Think they got any milk around here?Copy !req
146. I mean, a cookie this good needs
a really good cold glass of milk with it.Copy !req
147. ED: Are those Rosenberg's security guards?
Yeah.Copy !req
148. Though with our video IQ
and Metro's body search...Copy !req
149. they couldn't have snuck a BB out of here.Copy !req
150. You're not gonna give me that other cookie,
are you?Copy !req
151. No.Copy !req
152. We're bringing in fresh flowers
from our greenhouses.Copy !req
153. The designer, Koko Voci,
will be here to fit you for your dress.Copy !req
154. I changed my mind about
the garden wedding. It should be formal.Copy !req
155. - I ordered the flowers.
- Change them.Copy !req
156. Book a musical act. Somebody big.
It'll bring the press.Copy !req
157. You want all this by tomorrow?Copy !req
158. Is there a problem with that?Copy !req
159. Forgive me...Copy !req
160. but I think what you want sounds
a lot like the Zeta-JoneslDouglas wedding.Copy !req
161. Really?Copy !req
162. - Ostentatious is out.
- Absolutely. It's very 2000.Copy !req
163. I guess a garden wedding
would be lower key.Copy !req
164. But just as fashionable.Copy !req
165. And maybe, while we wait for Koko,
you could go to the Forum Shops for a bit.Copy !req
166. I guess that would be okay.
Okay.Copy !req
167. Zeta-Jones wedding.Copy !req
168. Man, talk about pulling that one
out of nowhere.Copy !req
169. Liza is...Copy !req
170. She's very predictable.Copy !req
171. Excuse me. I want to get back to Cole.
I always stand next to him when he plays.Copy !req
172. Mary. I almost forgot.Copy !req
173. I remembered
that you like yours with nuts in them.Copy !req
174. Thank you.Copy !req
175. Look, if you'd like a break,
mention my name to anybody at the spa.Copy !req
176. - They'll set you up with whatever you'd like.
- I couldn't.Copy !req
177. Please. You got cookies, I got massages.
Just let me treat, okay?Copy !req
178. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
179. Gotta run.Copy !req
180. Mary Connell.
Yeah.Copy !req
181. Yeah, I'm Dr. Wilson.
Hi.Copy !req
182. - Do you have a moment?
- Yeah.Copy !req
183. Hey.Copy !req
184. I gotta get me some of those cookies.Copy !req
185. Look, if you want to play Jon to my Ponch,
you gotta keep your eye on the prize.Copy !req
186. You hear me?Copy !req
187. Now, that's the satchel.Copy !req
188. Archie's in and out.Copy !req
189. According to the police report, Rosenberg
kept his eyes on him the whole time.Copy !req
190. How the hell
did you get a copy of the police report?Copy !req
191. Stay on topic.Copy !req
192. No one comes in or out until...Copy !req
193. This here is when Rosenberg discovers
the rocks are gone and calls the guards in.Copy !req
194. I've been through this footage a dozen times.Copy !req
195. We're not gonna know what happened
unless we had a camera there.Copy !req
196. Did you guys eat all of Christina's cookies?Copy !req
197. Nice. Beautiful.Copy !req
198. Shouldn't I be lying
on some sort of a couch or something...Copy !req
199. telling you about my dreams?Copy !req
200. Normally I like
to lash my patients to a chair...Copy !req
201. and shine a bright light in their eyes
until they break.Copy !req
202. Yeah, now's not a good time.
I'm planning a wedding.Copy !req
203. Tell me about your relationship
with Danny McCoy.Copy !req
204. Who told you about that?
And what does it have to do with my job?Copy !req
205. Okay, very happy.Copy !req
206. I cannot believe that Cole
is gonna end up with a girl like Liza.Copy !req
207. Can you say diva?Copy !req
208. You're upset that Liza
won't let him gamble anymore.Copy !req
209. No. It's not that. It's not entirely that.Copy !req
210. There's no accounting for taste.
As long as he's happy.Copy !req
211. Yeah, look at him. That's not happy.Copy !req
212. Six the hard way. Six.Copy !req
213. Here you go. Take that for me.Copy !req
214. How's the groom-to-be? Nervous?
Okay, I guess.Copy !req
215. - Dice not rolling your way?
- No, I'm up about $15,000.Copy !req
216. Good for you.
So, where's your partner in crime?Copy !req
217. Christina? She spent the day at the spa.Copy !req
218. - No reason she shouldn't have a good time.
- Like you?Copy !req
219. Ten. Double nickels
the hard way. Ten.Copy !req
220. ED: What about Wilson?
He's conducted 17 interviews.Copy !req
221. George in Accounting spent
the session talking about his dog, Arlo.Copy !req
222. - Yeah, I saw the pictures. Who's next?
- Delinda.Copy !req
223. ED: Good.
Good?Copy !req
224. ED: Yeah.Copy !req
225. Aren't you afraid she's gonna say something
you don't want him to hear?Copy !req
226. ED: I'm gonna tell you a secret.Copy !req
227. - You know what a secret means, don't you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
228. When Delinda was a kid,
I worked for the CIA...Copy !req
229. and she used to make up stories
to cover for me.Copy !req
230. - How about that?
- She's gonna be okay.Copy !req
231. You knew
that Danny worked for your father...Copy !req
232. yet you took him up to the suite
and made love to him...Copy !req
233. knowing that there were
surveillance cameras all over the hotel.Copy !req
234. You have that,
"What was she thinking?" look.Copy !req
235. You're right.
I mean, I guess I wasn't thinking.Copy !req
236. When Daddy caught us,
he looked like he was going to explode.Copy !req
237. It was all very dramatic.Copy !req
238. Do you think that you wanted to get caught?Copy !req
239. To get back at my father for not spending
time with me when I was a kid...Copy !req
240. or for making me worry every time
he went on a business trips?Copy !req
241. Because I'm jealous of his relationship
with Danny, or to be the focus of attention...Copy !req
242. even at the risk of embarrassing
both my father and my lover?Copy !req
243. You know, I must say
you are unusually self-aware.Copy !req
244. Do you always engage
in such risky behaviour?Copy !req
245. I do.Copy !req
246. Do you feel compelled to take risks?Copy !req
247. Compelled how?
Via the psychosexual constructs of Freud...Copy !req
248. or the more ego neo-analytics
of Jung and Adler?Copy !req
249. Doc, don't tell me you're considering...Copy !req
250. the cognitive ideation theories
of Bandura and Kelly.Copy !req
251. I was a Psych major...Copy !req
252. until I realised the biggest problem
people have is that they're boring.Copy !req
253. - So, are we done?
- I think we are.Copy !req
254. Yeah.
Why?Copy !req
255. 'Cause I'm bored.Copy !req
256. Since we both agree I'm not getting
anywhere looking at those monitors...Copy !req
257. I'm gonna head upstairs
and reconstruct the crime.Copy !req
258. You run that by Luis, Columbo?Copy !req
259. - Not exactly.
- Let Metro do their job.Copy !req
260. I'm starting to flow with the detective vibe.
You, me, later. Stripper-pole suite.Copy !req
261. My man.
Stripper-pole suite. I'll be there.Copy !req
262. Mr. McCoy. You got a moment?
Maybe later.Copy !req
263. I just got a couple of questions.
It won't take long at all.Copy !req
264. I'm sorry, Doc, but not now.
I'm dealing with a major theft...Copy !req
265. a fraternity reunion
that crashed a bachelorette party...Copy !req
266. and a fight at the Pai Gow table.Copy !req
267. Tell me about your relationship
with Mary.Copy !req
268. I don't have time for this.Copy !req
269. Any other Montecito employees
you've had relations with?Copy !req
270. Problems with interpersonal relationships...Copy !req
271. probably stemming
from his mother's premature death.Copy !req
272. Just shut up about that.Copy !req
273. I'm sorry.Copy !req
274. - I shouldn't have lost my temper.
- It's fine.Copy !req
275. I know you have a job to do, but whatever
issues I have aren't psychological, okay?Copy !req
276. All issues are psychological, Danny.Copy !req
277. I got a 2-million-square-foot resort to cover...Copy !req
278. and a boss that makes Attila the Hun
look like Aunt Susie.Copy !req
279. A truckload of Xanax
isn't gonna make that any easier.Copy !req
280. - That's interesting.
- What's interesting?Copy !req
281. Mr. McCoy, expressing your feelings
might help you deal with all that stress.Copy !req
282. Look, I talk plenty with my friends.Copy !req
283. Like Mike and...Copy !req
284. Well, mostly Mike.Copy !req
285. Is there a problem with Mary?Copy !req
286. - Christina, is that you?
- Hi.Copy !req
287. What's wrong?Copy !req
288. What's wrong?Copy !req
289. - Nothing.
- I don't cry before a massage.Copy !req
290. I guess I didn't think that...Copy !req
291. Cole's wedding would bother me so much.Copy !req
292. You don't like Liza?Copy !req
293. Or is it that you like Cole?Copy !req
294. Of course I like him.Copy !req
295. Like him, love him, don't want to lose him?Copy !req
296. You think Christina's in love
with Cole?Copy !req
297. I can spot that goofy look a mile away.Copy !req
298. She's worked for him for years
and nothing's ever happened.Copy !req
299. Freudian reaction.
Formation and suppression.Copy !req
300. Denying feelings
due to inappropriate ego defences.Copy !req
301. She didn't realise she wanted him
till another chick snatched him away.Copy !req
302. Now it's too late.
It's not.Copy !req
303. When I saw Cole, he was bummed out.
Maybe he's been thinking of Christina, too.Copy !req
304. You think he doesn't want to marry Liza?Copy !req
305. - This is not a good idea.
- All my ideas are good.Copy !req
306. Listen. On a scale from 1 to 10,
how bad would it be...Copy !req
307. if I broke up the wedding the day before?Copy !req
308. - Twelve.
- Twelve.Copy !req
309. Even if I'm keeping an important client?Copy !req
310. - Fourteen?
- I'm fine with fourteen.Copy !req
311. Me, too.Copy !req
312. Honey.Copy !req
313. Honey, I need you to put Wellins and Kaplan
on the guest list at Mystique.Copy !req
314. - They're coming back into town, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
315. - Kaplans...
- Wellins.Copy !req
316. - Okay. The pen.
- Here.Copy !req
317. - Okay.
- What the heck is wrong with you?Copy !req
318. Mystique is busier than ever and I'm
in the middle of breaking up Cole's wedding.Copy !req
319. ED: What are you talking about?
It's for the best.Copy !req
320. He needs an emotional catalyst
to help him take that next step.Copy !req
321. Yeah.Copy !req
322. You know, honey, you realise that...Copy !req
323. taking two semesters of Psychology
in between culinary and fashion school...Copy !req
324. really doesn't qualify you
to meddle in this guy's life.Copy !req
325. That never stopped you.Copy !req
326. Love you.Copy !req
327. Karnoa, Gor. Aloha, my brothers.Copy !req
328. That's all right. We're good.Copy !req
329. Why are they still here?Copy !req
330. Because the room's
no longer a crime scene...Copy !req
331. and because Rosenberg's checking back in
with a new shipment of diamonds.Copy !req
332. - I can't believe I'm doing this.
- You ready to re-enact?Copy !req
333. - Give me the rest of that cookie.
- This is yours right afterwards. Okay?Copy !req
334. Rosenberg discovers
the diamonds are missing...Copy !req
335. yells for the guards...Copy !req
336. calls security from the bedroom.Copy !req
337. - Walk over there.
- Give me the cookie.Copy !req
338. You got it. Afterwards. Go.Copy !req
339. Why wouldn't he call
from the living room?Copy !req
340. 'Cause I'm feeling the bedroom.Copy !req
341. See? It's dead.
He had to use the phone in the bedroom.Copy !req
342. Wait. Someone unplugged it.Copy !req
343. Look, are we done?Copy !req
344. You think Watson
would have said that to Holmes?Copy !req
345. Who says you're Holmes?Copy !req
346. I think we should talk
to Archie the bellman again.Copy !req
347. Anybody could have unplugged that phone.
Sometimes they just fall out by themselves.Copy !req
348. But I'm feeling Archie the bellman.Copy !req
349. My apologies.
No, wait. I barely chewed it.Copy !req
350. Thank you, guys, for a wonderful day.
The spa was amazing.Copy !req
351. - Cut the crap.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
352. - We know you're in love with Cole.
- That was smooth.Copy !req
353. Since you two are so close,
maybe he has feelings for you, too.Copy !req
354. Impossible. I've been with him
for eight years. I would know.Copy !req
355. You're into him
so you need to make a play for him.Copy !req
356. No woman gets her man
by sitting on her ass.Copy !req
357. - I do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
358. You need to do it
before he marries Little Miss Priss.Copy !req
359. Break up the engagement? Isn't that wrong?Copy !req
360. No.Copy !req
361. No.Copy !req
362. Not if it's true love.Copy !req
363. - It is true love, isn't it?
- Yes.Copy !req
364. - Yes.
- See? Told you.Copy !req
365. That's the problem.
He doesn't see me that way.Copy !req
366. That's the easy part.Copy !req
367. When we finish,
he won't be able to take his eyes off you.Copy !req
368. - Isn't true love supposed to be blind?
- No, it's just a little out of focus.Copy !req
369. You look so beautiful.Copy !req
370. Mike Cannon.
Yeah.Copy !req
371. You missed your appointment.Copy !req
372. I looked for you.
They said you were helping the police.Copy !req
373. Actually, I still am.Copy !req
374. As head valet?
Right.Copy !req
375. It says here you got
a Master's in engineering...Copy !req
376. - yet you park cars.
- I make twice as much as a valet...Copy !req
377. plus I'm not really the office type.Copy !req
378. Look, man, I'm happy as a valet.Copy !req
379. If that's true...Copy !req
380. then what are you doing
running around playing cop?Copy !req
381. Speaking of which, there's a couple things
I want to follow up on.Copy !req
382. We're working on a big burglary. Thank you.Copy !req
383. I just had one...Copy !req
384. Mr. Deline. Excuse me.
ED: You're excused. You can go.Copy !req
385. Is now a good time?
ED: How about the 12th of never?Copy !req
386. How about 5:00 tomorrow?Copy !req
387. I'll tell Brunson you're gonna be there
so you won't forget.Copy !req
388. Why don't you call him now
and tell him I forgot tomorrow?Copy !req
389. Guys, come on, please.Copy !req
390. I need you on the floor in 30 minutes
for the Koko Voci shoot. Thank you.Copy !req
391. Go on.
Okay, Mary. Sorry.Copy !req
392. Liza, hello.Copy !req
393. I've been working
on music for your reception.Copy !req
394. Bruce is performing at Shea,
Bono's on holiday at Gstaad...Copy !req
395. and Britney won't leave the Palms.Copy !req
396. So what you're telling me is that you failed.Copy !req
397. So I'll keep looking?Copy !req
398. Sam.Copy !req
399. I'm Dr. Wilson.
I know.Copy !req
400. - How you doing?
- What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
401. If it's not that, it's,
"Tell me your deepest, darkest secret."Copy !req
402. So consider yourself lucky.Copy !req
403. - How you doing?
- I've been better.Copy !req
404. I spent all day trying to break up
a long-time client's wedding. What'd you do?Copy !req
405. Why?Copy !req
406. If the marriage goes through,
he won't gamble here anymore.Copy !req
407. You have a conscience.
Nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
408. If I were you, I'd check my tea leaves.Copy !req
409. See, I'm not upset that I did it.
I'm upset that it's bothering me.Copy !req
410. - A little.
- Okay.Copy !req
411. - Maybe you're developing a conscience.
- No. Maybe I'm losing my edge.Copy !req
412. Can't let that happen.Copy !req
413. You can't let yourself
experience human emotions?Copy !req
414. Are you kidding? I'm a casino host.Copy !req
415. When I came here, I promised myself
I was only gonna stay for four months.Copy !req
416. Now I've been here eight months...Copy !req
417. unpacked my bags,
started to become friends with people.Copy !req
418. I'm gonna have to put a stop to all that.Copy !req
419. How?Copy !req
420. I think it's time
for me to work somewhere else.Copy !req
421. Time to go.Copy !req
422. Thanks, Doc.Copy !req
423. How's the wedding shaping up?
Horribly.Copy !req
424. It's like no one here
has ever planned a wedding before.Copy !req
425. - Where's Christina? She'll know what to do.
- She spent the day at the spa.Copy !req
426. - You gave her the day off?
- Yeah.Copy !req
427. I hope she doesn't plan
on getting paid, then.Copy !req
428. I need a drink.Copy !req
429. Cole, can I ask you a personal question?Copy !req
430. Why am I marrying her?Copy !req
431. 'Cause I thought I loved her.Copy !req
432. But now the thought
of losing Christina...Copy !req
433. It sort of complicates things.Copy !req
434. Cole, honey,
we have wedding issues to discuss.Copy !req
435. - Hi. I am Antonio.
- Christina.Copy !req
436. Pleasure to meet you.
Would you care for a drink?Copy !req
437. Sounds great.Copy !req
438. You shouldn't have snooped around
that room.Copy !req
439. Technicalities. We got a crime to bust.Copy !req
440. I got a date with Mary.
I'm already late. I don't have time.Copy !req
441. The living room phone was disconnected,
probably by Archie.Copy !req
442. I don't know why he did it...Copy !req
443. - but I think he was in on the heist.
- 'Cause of a bum phone? You're sure?Copy !req
444. Pretty sure.Copy !req
445. ED: You all right?
I think so.Copy !req
446. ED: Did you get the shooter?
Still looking.Copy !req
447. What's the matter with you?
The kid's a civilian.Copy !req
448. It wasn't his fault, Mr. D.
Danny and I went back to the suite.Copy !req
449. I made Danny go,
and I think someone must have seen us.Copy !req
450. ED: Is that true?
Yeah.Copy !req
451. Thanks, guys.
ED: What?Copy !req
452. One of our patrol units found a rifle
in a storm drain a couple blocks from here.Copy !req
453. Ballistics matched it
to the one that took shots at us.Copy !req
454. Guess what? It's registered
to one Archie Druzinski. Your bellman.Copy !req
455. What happened to Christina?
Who's that guy she's with?Copy !req
456. Brazilian mining tycoon.
Tin, silver, copper. Loaded.Copy !req
457. I gotta find her.
I shouldn't have given her the day off.Copy !req
458. - Are you looking for Christina?
- You've seen her?Copy !req
459. She just went into Mystique.Copy !req
460. I was just going into the party.
Want to come?Copy !req
461. - Yeah, can I?
- Let's go. Sam?Copy !req
462. You two go ahead.
I have a few phone calls to make.Copy !req
463. All right.Copy !req
464. Six the hard way. Six.Copy !req
465. Nothing wrong with sharing your feelings
with a psychologist.Copy !req
466. No. As long as it's on your own time...Copy !req
467. but do you realise
the man-hours we're wasting?Copy !req
468. This has nothing to do with that.Copy !req
469. Want me to tell you
why this bugs you so much?Copy !req
470. Please, Oh, Great One, explain it to me.Copy !req
471. Because you can't control
what everybody's telling him.Copy !req
472. - Is that the geek's theory or yours?
- That's my theory.Copy !req
473. Keep your day job. All right?Copy !req
474. You look beautiful.Copy !req
475. You do, too. I mean, not beautiful.Copy !req
476. You know what I mean.Copy !req
477. I should tell you...Copy !req
478. - That guy you're with...
- Yeah?Copy !req
479. - He's gay.
- Gay?Copy !req
480. Yeah.Copy !req
481. Really?Copy !req
482. I mean, he obviously doesn't even know it.Copy !req
483. I don't want you to get hurt. That's all.Copy !req
484. You know, he's... Come on.
He's a player.Copy !req
485. He's gonna get what he wants,
and then he's gonna dump you.Copy !req
486. - That's what you wanted to tell me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
487. Then I'm glad you came, because
there's something I need to tell you, too.Copy !req
488. - Yeah?
- I'm giving you my notice.Copy !req
489. - You're quitting?
- Yes.Copy !req
490. We both know
Liza doesn't want me around...Copy !req
491. so, thanks for everything.Copy !req
492. I'll send for my things.Copy !req
493. Which one is it gonna be?Copy !req
494. Excuse me?Copy !req
495. You know. Which one?Copy !req
496. The brunette
or that blonde I saw you with earlier?Copy !req
497. I'm supposed to marry the blonde tomorrow.Copy !req
498. That's 10 hours.
You gotta decide in 10 hours.Copy !req
499. I don't know if I can.Copy !req
500. See, if I was drooling over...Copy !req
501. one girl the night
before I was gonna marry another...Copy !req
502. it's a pretty good bet that I probably
wouldn't say, "I do," the next day.Copy !req
503. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
504. - Anyway, have a nice night.
- Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
505. - Enjoying your stay?
- I'm having a blast.Copy !req
506. Didn't your father work
for Ed Deline, too?Copy !req
507. Take 10.Copy !req
508. Let's just say my father knew Ed.Copy !req
509. What was your relationship
like with your father?Copy !req
510. Very normal.Copy !req
511. - How about your father and Ed?
- Let me tell you about casino people.Copy !req
512. We're different.
We can't be judged on the normal scale.Copy !req
513. Therefore our relationships are not normal.Copy !req
514. Is that why you work for the man who may
be responsible for your father's death?Copy !req
515. Hit or stand?Copy !req
516. - Hit me.
- Normally one doesn't hit on 17.Copy !req
517. Maybe I'm not normal, either.Copy !req
518. Twenty-one.Copy !req
519. Cole.Copy !req
520. Cole. Where you going?Copy !req
521. - Going to end it with Liza.
- You're kidding. What happened?Copy !req
522. I realised I want to spend
the rest of my life with Christina.Copy !req
523. I thought that Liza was right for me,
but I know Christina is...Copy !req
524. - and it just hit me all of a sudden.
- Wow!Copy !req
525. You probably think I'm a jerk for dumping
Liza on the eve of our wedding...Copy !req
526. - and going after my assistant.
- Actually, no.Copy !req
527. - Can I be frank?
- Of course.Copy !req
528. I've always felt
Christina was a better fit for you.Copy !req
529. It just took a makeover
and a Brazilian millionaire to get you...Copy !req
530. - No. It wasn't that.
- Really?Copy !req
531. No. It's like someone
has just lifted a veil from my eyes.Copy !req
532. Doesn't matter who she was with
or what she was wearing.Copy !req
533. - I have to go tell Liza.
- Yes, yes. Go follow your heart.Copy !req
534. I found Archie's car
in one of the satellite parking lots.Copy !req
535. - Too bad we can't find Archie.
- It's a start. I called Luis and notified Ed.Copy !req
536. Will you slow down?Copy !req
537. Mission accomplished. They left?Copy !req
538. Hi.Copy !req
539. - Sam. I gotta find Christina now.
- She's gone.Copy !req
540. - Gone? Where?
- She went to the airport with the Brazilian.Copy !req
541. Police business, right?Copy !req
542. Mike.Copy !req
543. Looks like we found Archie.Copy !req
544. ED: That's too much of a coincidence.Copy !req
545. ED: Archie had to be working
with somebody...Copy !req
546. who whacked him
for his end of the diamonds. Gotta be.Copy !req
547. We searched Archie,
and I'm talking the seams of his shoes.Copy !req
548. I tracked him on surveillance every minute...Copy !req
549. and Rosenberg watched him
the entire time he was in the room.Copy !req
550. The only other guys there were the gorillas.
They entered after the diamonds were gone.Copy !req
551. Wait. You guys see this?Copy !req
552. - What are you looking at?
- The shadows.Copy !req
553. Two of them disappear when
Rosenberg and a guard enter the bedroom.Copy !req
554. Two shadows, two people.
Am I missing something?Copy !req
555. Here's the other shadow of the guard
that stays in the living room. See this?Copy !req
556. The shadow gets longer,
but not wider.Copy !req
557. ED: That means he can't be walking
towards the door.Copy !req
558. He had to be going,
what, up towards the ceiling?Copy !req
559. I'll be damned. Come on.Copy !req
560. Christina!Copy !req
561. Please! I need to talk to you!
She's not interested!Copy !req
562. - Christina! You're leaving? Just like that?
- Yes.Copy !req
563. Okay, but I have to tell you something.Copy !req
564. See, earlier, at Mystique,
I didn't say what I really wanted to say.Copy !req
565. Really?
What I wanted to say...Copy !req
566. Screw it. I love you!Copy !req
567. I've loved you
since the day you came to work for me.Copy !req
568. Christina, I said I love you.
Didn't you hear me?Copy !req
569. - What about Liza?
- No, it's over.Copy !req
570. Look, I know it's not fair to you,
and I don't even know...Copy !req
571. if you feel the same way, but the thing is I...Copy !req
572. Kissy. Kissy.Copy !req
573. This is the last time.
ED: It better be.Copy !req
574. I told Rosenberg
we were coming up.Copy !req
575. ED: What'd he say?
To bring singles.Copy !req
576. Guy loses $5 million in diamonds
and still wants to party.Copy !req
577. Mike.Copy !req
578. God bless strippers.Copy !req
579. Mike.Copy !req
580. Right. Okay, you want to hear
my theory of the case?Copy !req
581. That's the police term, right?Copy !req
582. Now, Rosenberg here walks in
with a bag full of stones.Copy !req
583. You be Rosenberg. Archie, Ed, you...Copy !req
584. I'll be Archie. Archie has an identical bag
hidden on his luggage cart.Copy !req
585. This is the luggage cart.
He goes through his paces.Copy !req
586. "This is your minibar, sir.
This here's your fax.Copy !req
587. "This here is your phone."Copy !req
588. The one he unplugs.Copy !req
589. Now, out comes the palm for the tip.Copy !req
590. Put the bag down, pay the man.
Now, during which time...Copy !req
591. Archie and his two Hawaiian friends
over there rock the misdirect.Copy !req
592. Karnoa, you still on Atkins?Copy !req
593. Rosenberg turns.Copy !req
594. Archie makes the switch,
hides the diamonds.Copy !req
595. Couple of hours later,
Rosenberg opens an empty bag.Copy !req
596. - One question. Where's Colonel Mustard?
- Would you shut up and let him finish?Copy !req
597. He panics, yells for Karnoa and Gor
to come inside.Copy !req
598. Now, Rosenberg tries to call security,
but the phone's dead.Copy !req
599. It's not working. It's been unplugged.Copy !req
600. So, he runs into the bedroom,
makes the call in there...Copy !req
601. which gives Gor enough time
to grab the diamonds.Copy !req
602. We didn't find any diamonds on him.Copy !req
603. Excuse me, ladies. If you don't mind.
Great show.Copy !req
604. Excuse me. If you don't mind.Copy !req
605. Hey, wait!Copy !req
606. Hey! Guys. I got it.Copy !req
607. Come on.Copy !req
608. Okay, they reached
into the ceiling through this vent.Copy !req
609. Then they dropped the rocks into the pole.Copy !req
610. Are those for us?Copy !req
611. Thank you for being
my Brazilian millionaire, Antonio.Copy !req
612. You were great. You kidding?
I almost fell for you.Copy !req
613. Any chance
I can get the jet for the weekend?Copy !req
614. No chance in hell.Copy !req
615. Liza's a single woman, now.
Stop.Copy !req
616. Hi. This is Samantha Marquez.
I'm calling for Steve Wynn.Copy !req
617. Yes. He knows what it's regarding.Copy !req
618. ED: Okay.Copy !req
619. ED: Here you go.Copy !req
620. You know, I notice a rather extensive gap
in your employment.Copy !req
621. ED: You don't really think I'm gonna
tell you anything, do you, Doc?Copy !req
622. I know you worked
for Central Intelligence at one time.Copy !req
623. If there's any traumas
you'd like to discuss...Copy !req
624. anything you say
will be entirely confidential.Copy !req
625. What are you afraid of?Copy !req
626. - Losing control.
- Explain.Copy !req
627. Elaborate.Copy !req
628. I had one other session
with a psychologist...Copy !req
629. and I guess I started to feel that he was
asking me a few too many questions...Copy !req
630. and I apparently snapped.Copy !req
631. They said that I had
my fingers around his throat...Copy !req
632. when they pulled me off of him.Copy !req
633. - I'm sorry. Are we through?
- I think we are.Copy !req
634. ED: Hey, Doc.Copy !req
635. Come. Come here.Copy !req
636. ED: Come on. Have a drink. Sit down.Copy !req
637. Look, Doc...Copy !req
638. I can honestly tell you this.
My whole life, I've...Copy !req
639. always tried my damnedest
to do the right thing.Copy !req
640. But I had to do a lot of things most people
wouldn't think were right. You understand?Copy !req
641. - Sometimes I feel the same way.
- Right.Copy !req
642. Good luck.Copy !req
643. There's Mary. Mary.
Hey, Mary.Copy !req
644. Christina and I want to thank you
for all you've done.Copy !req
645. We're so excited. We talked all night, and
we want to get married as soon as possible.Copy !req
646. Great.Copy !req
647. As a matter of fact,
I already have a wedding planned.Copy !req
648. I just need a bride and groom.Copy !req
649. What is the prognosis on my crew?Copy !req
650. Let's see.
Acute post-traumatic stress disorder...Copy !req
651. repression, separation anxiety...Copy !req
652. autonomic arousal, depression,
avoidant personality disorder...Copy !req
653. the ever-present attention deficit disorder...Copy !req
654. and when it comes to you,
slight alexithymia...Copy !req
655. and, should we say, a mild case of...Copy !req
656. voluntary dissociative amnesia?Copy !req
657. I got that, huh?Copy !req
658. - Don't pretend you know what that means.
- No.Copy !req
659. Everybody on your staff is nuts.Copy !req
660. Now, wait a sec.Copy !req
661. I didn't come here
to make individual assessments.Copy !req
662. As a team, they work as well together...Copy !req
663. under extraordinarily stressful conditions
as any group I've ever studied.Copy !req
664. That's great.Copy !req
665. I'm putting that in my report.
ED: Terrific.Copy !req
666. By the way...Copy !req
667. - where do I cash out?
- The cage is over there by the sports book.Copy !req
668. Listen, I just need to ask you.Copy !req
669. What possessed you to hit on that 17?Copy !req
670. It's Vegas. I took a shot.Copy !req
671. You know, you need to talk to somebody.Copy !req
672. See you, Doc.Copy !req
673. Good job.Copy !req
674. Now, you know I gotta represent
for valets everywhere, right?Copy !req
675. So, are Karnoa and Gor
going down for killing Archie?Copy !req
676. Yeah. They're gonna go away
for quite some time.Copy !req
677. All right.
ED: Right.Copy !req
678. Hey, kid.Copy !req
679. I'm real proud of you.Copy !req