1. Gotta go.
Nice.Copy !req
2. Hey! What happens in Vegas...Copy !req
3. Stays in Vegas!Copy !req
4. Hey, I found mine!Copy !req
5. Look.Copy !req
6. I think you killed this guy.Copy !req
7. What?Copy !req
8. Hi.Copy !req
9. Rachel, how are you?Copy !req
10. He pinches my ass, I'll deck him.Copy !req
11. No, you won't.Copy !req
12. I remember. It was the threesome.Copy !req
13. I can't wait for tomorrow
'cause I get better-looking every day.Copy !req
14. Hi. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
15. ED: Welcome back, Senator.Copy !req
16. It's good to be back in Vegas, Ed.
And who might this pretty young thing be?Copy !req
17. I'm Sam, your new casino host.Copy !req
18. If there's anything I can do
to make your stay more enjoyable...Copy !req
19. please don't hesitate to ask.Copy !req
20. I'm sure I'll think of something you can do,
little lady.Copy !req
21. And today's
Desert Surfing Championship...Copy !req
22. brought to you by
the Montecito Casino and NBC...Copy !req
23. Danny, you let her go out like that?Copy !req
24. ED: Look what the hell she's wearing.Copy !req
25. Or not wearing.Copy !req
26. Did I just say that out loud?Copy !req
27. Listen, you better get control of her.
You hear me?Copy !req
28. "Get control of her"?
Does Ed even know his daughter?Copy !req
29. Damn, she's hot.
If I weren't working right now...Copy !req
30. Hey!Copy !req
31. Sorry.Copy !req
32. ED: Our special friend is gonna be staying
with us for a few days.Copy !req
33. He bring his virtue police with him?Copy !req
34. And as usual, Senator Henderson
doesn't want anyone to know that he's here.Copy !req
35. That's because he's a hypocrite.Copy !req
36. He stands in front
of the camera every chance he gets...Copy !req
37. spouting morals and virtues.
Meanwhile, he's here once a month...Copy !req
38. indulging in every one
of the seven deadly sins.Copy !req
39. I think he's up to number nine
on the Ten Commandments list.Copy !req
40. As I said, he's a special friend
of the Montecito's.Copy !req
41. And did I mention that he owes us
$3.5 million?Copy !req
42. We have a situation at the valet.
Monitor 27.Copy !req
43. ED: Now, what the hell is that?Copy !req
44. That's our new King Arthur
for the show.Copy !req
45. I'm picking up multiple signals
on the casino floor. Main screen.Copy !req
46. He's got audio and video devices
hidden in his pack.Copy !req
47. ED: I think this guy's a reporter.Copy !req
48. Get me Cameras 18 and 22.
I gotta see what he's looking at.Copy !req
49. Eighteen through 22.Copy !req
50. Danny, take him down right now. Right now.Copy !req
51. Hey. Over here.Copy !req
52. All right. Let's get him off the floor.Copy !req
53. Got him.Copy !req
54. I guess you guys have never heard
of the First Amendment.Copy !req
55. Let me see some I.D.Copy !req
56. Guy's name is Aaron Walker.
He's a reporter.Copy !req
57. Mr. Aaron Walker.Copy !req
58. Mr. Walker, we don't allow working reporters
in our casino.Copy !req
59. Freedom of speech.Copy !req
60. Well, then listen. This is private property,
and our guests have a right to their privacy.Copy !req
61. That include public figures
like Senator Henderson?Copy !req
62. Well, that includes all our guests.Copy !req
63. So you're saying
Senator Henderson is a guest?Copy !req
64. No comment?Copy !req
65. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?Copy !req
66. Escort Mr. Walker out of the casino,
off the property.Copy !req
67. I know the senator's here.
I know he plays here...Copy !req
68. and I know he owes the casino money.Copy !req
69. Mr. Walker, I would also suggest
that you leave Las Vegas altogether.Copy !req
70. Is that a threat?Copy !req
71. No, sir. That's just a suggestion.Copy !req
72. I don't want this guy
within a mile of the senator.Copy !req
73. Merlin!Copy !req
74. Where have you been
for the past 500 years?Copy !req
75. Merlin!Copy !req
76. We knew Las Vegas was
the entertainment capital of the world.Copy !req
77. We didn't know
there was entertainment everywhere.Copy !req
78. Susie wanted to go to Branson,
but I told her...Copy !req
79. that everybody who's anybody
comes to Vegas!Copy !req
80. - I'm Stevie Benkin. I sell tyres.
- No?Copy !req
81. Citizens of Camelot...Copy !req
82. I present Merlin, the magician.Copy !req
83. What is this strange new magic
you have, Merlin...Copy !req
84. that allows you to see everything?Copy !req
85. He's the new King Arthur
for the show. He's really quite good.Copy !req
86. Mary, get the king out of my face.Copy !req
87. Lancelot, my friend, my brother!Copy !req
88. Lady Guinevere!Copy !req
89. My love, my life.Copy !req
90. Merlin, serenade her for me.Copy !req
91. This guy's good.Copy !req
92. He's wearing real armour.Copy !req
93. I'm worried about Greg.Copy !req
94. Your King Arthur's wearing real armour.Copy !req
95. Didn't you hear what I said?
Something's wrong.Copy !req
96. Nobody's seen Greg in over a week.Copy !req
97. He's probably in Reno
or Laughlin on a bender.Copy !req
98. I think we should call Luis.Copy !req
99. Luis is a cop.
Greg doesn't need any more problems.Copy !req
100. ED: Danny.Copy !req
101. Lady Guinevere...Copy !req
102. once again, I am your champion.Copy !req
103. He's really good.Copy !req
104. I'll say.Copy !req
105. You will return
the maiden's belongings to her...Copy !req
106. and beg her forgiveness on your knees...Copy !req
107. or die by my sword.Copy !req
108. I'm sorry.Copy !req
109. I didn't even feel him take my wallet.Copy !req
110. We'll take it from here. Thank you.Copy !req
111. Thank you, Merlin.
To the Round Table!Copy !req
112. ED: On behalf of the Montecito Hotel,
I'd like to extend our apologies.Copy !req
113. Apologies? We just checked in...Copy !req
114. and this is already the best vacation
we've ever had!Copy !req
115. Listen, I'd like to comp your entire stay here.Copy !req
116. ED: And if there's anything I can do
for you whatsoever...Copy !req
117. please don't hesitate to call.Copy !req
118. Thank you. Oh, Merlin.Copy !req
119. This beats the hell out of Branson.Copy !req
120. Yeah.Copy !req
121. It's Sam. We have a problem.
ED: Yeah.Copy !req
122. Sen. Bill Henderson. Welcome, Senator.Copy !req
123. Thanks. Pleasure to be here.Copy !req
124. Let's jump right in.
Why the new book? Why now?Copy !req
125. Because the liberal left,
with their sexually explicit...Copy !req
126. and perverted TVshows and music,
are taking this country right down the toilet.Copy !req
127. French maids are fun, Ed...Copy !req
128. but I need some real action.Copy !req
129. I strongly recommend you not leave
Montecito property this trip, Bill.Copy !req
130. Thanks for the concern, Ed.Copy !req
131. But I'm sure you'll be able
to protect my privacy. You always have.Copy !req
132. We had a reporter here.Copy !req
133. You got rid of him, didn't you?Copy !req
134. - Yes, I did, but...
- Then what's the problem?Copy !req
135. There is no problem.Copy !req
136. Sam, put him in some makeup
and get him a wig.Copy !req
137. A good one.Copy !req
138. What happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas!Copy !req
139. Right. Close.
Close, but not in his backseat.Copy !req
140. Yeah, thank you.
Sure you don't want me to drive?Copy !req
141. You're not driving my car,
so just get the thought out of your mind.Copy !req
142. You know, I can do a few things
under this hood to give this baby a boost.Copy !req
143. Do not go there, Mike.
All I'm saying is...Copy !req
144. McCoy Construction.Copy !req
145. It's Danny.
Hey, buddy, how you doing?Copy !req
146. I'm good.Copy !req
147. I was wondering
if you heard anything from Greg.Copy !req
148. I haven't seen him
in the last few weeks.Copy !req
149. He left me a little shorthanded, you know?
And without a night watchman.Copy !req
150. Did he say anything?
Did he say he was going anywhere?Copy !req
151. No, he just said he needed to talk to you.
You did call him, right?Copy !req
152. No, I never got ahold of him.Copy !req
153. Too bad, because he said
he really needed to speak to you.Copy !req
154. I'm sure everything's okay.Copy !req
155. Yeah, I'm sure it is. All right. Thanks.Copy !req
156. Mary's right.
Something must be wrong.Copy !req
157. Greg would never put my father
in a bind like this despite his addiction.Copy !req
158. He and Mary and I grew up together.Copy !req
159. He was the kind of guy who was fun
to be around, but always got you in trouble.Copy !req
160. And I think he might be in big trouble now.Copy !req
161. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
162. Get him back to the Montecito now.Copy !req
163. Thank you.
Say thank you. Bye-bye.Copy !req
164. Come on.
I'm just getting started.Copy !req
165. No, you're just getting finished.Copy !req
166. This is how it's gonna be?
Wherever I go, you follow?Copy !req
167. Before you give me
the "get out of Vegas" speech, kid...Copy !req
168. you ever wonder why Senator Henderson
only plays at the Montecito?Copy !req
169. Senator who?Copy !req
170. Playtime's over.Copy !req
171. Senator Henderson.Copy !req
172. I'm just getting...Copy !req
173. I have no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
174. Then let me enlighten you.Copy !req
175. Senator Henderson has something
over Big Ed Deline...Copy !req
176. and maybe he's holding it over his head.Copy !req
177. Who headed up the Senate Intelligence
Committee while Ed was in the CIA?Copy !req
178. That's right.
Senator Bill Henderson.Copy !req
179. The senator has something on Ed, kid.Copy !req
180. That's why Ed's protecting him.Copy !req
181. Weren't you leaving town?Copy !req
182. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
183. In fact, I got a room
just outside the city limits.Copy !req
184. You're killing me! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
185. Please don't tell me
this guy called the cops on me, Luis.Copy !req
186. What? What is it?Copy !req
187. It's Greg.Copy !req
188. Where'd you find him?Copy !req
189. At the edge of a golf course.
A couple of drunk golfers stumbled on him.Copy !req
190. - He'd been trying to get ahold of me.
- Do you have any idea why?Copy !req
191. He probably needed money again.
I don't know.Copy !req
192. How much did he owe this time?Copy !req
193. If I'd just returned his call sooner.Copy !req
194. You should have told me he was missing.Copy !req
195. - If I had returned his call, this wouldn't...
- Danny, don't go down that road.Copy !req
196. Luis is right. We all tried
to help Greg at one time or another.Copy !req
197. Mary, me, my dad, even Luis.Copy !req
198. You and I both know
there's only a handful of people in town...Copy !req
199. who loan money to gamblers.
Only two would do something like this.Copy !req
200. Tyler O'Riley or Johnny Stones.Copy !req
201. You stay out of this, Danny.Copy !req
202. He was my friend.
Was your friend.Copy !req
203. He stopped being everybody's friend
when he couldn't control his gambling.Copy !req
204. Just let the police
handle this, Danny. Danny.Copy !req
205. Greg was to join the Marines with me...Copy !req
206. but bailed at the last minute.Copy !req
207. Went to work for my father instead.Copy !req
208. I guess you could say
in the job I was supposed to have.Copy !req
209. And I guess you could say that makes him
a better son to my father than I ever was.Copy !req
210. Is it true?Copy !req
211. Come on. Hey.Copy !req
212. I wanna see him.Copy !req
213. Waves being created
at six to 10-footers by pumps...Copy !req
214. at a rate of about 100,000 gallons
per minute.Copy !req
215. To arms!Copy !req
216. To arms!Copy !req
217. Ed.Copy !req
218. I need some time off.Copy !req
219. If it's about your friend,
you take as much time as you need.Copy !req
220. You heard.Copy !req
221. Yeah. I'm sorry. But listen, Danny...Copy !req
222. if it's about revenge,
you're not going anywhere.Copy !req
223. - It's not.
- Listen to me. You're not a cop.Copy !req
224. You're not in the Corps.
You gotta let the police handle it.Copy !req
225. Just please trust me.Copy !req
226. Eddie, the new King Arthur show
is totally sold out.Copy !req
227. - Hi.
- Hi, honey.Copy !req
228. Hi, Danny.
Hi, Mrs. Deline.Copy !req
229. Tickets went on sale three hours ago,
and it's sold out.Copy !req
230. That's good. Isn't it?Copy !req
231. The man just ran through the middle
of a crowded casino...Copy !req
232. in full battle array yelling, "to arms,"
with a sword in his hand.Copy !req
233. I see why that might be a problem.Copy !req
234. Honey, you've gotta get us tickets.
This guy is incredible.Copy !req
235. He has an unbelievable actor's resume and...Copy !req
236. He has also
an unbelievable mental health resume.Copy !req
237. Apparently, you don't wanna be anywhere
near him when he's doing Richard III.Copy !req
238. Eddie, just get us the tickets.Copy !req
239. I can have Mary get you guys some tickets.Copy !req
240. Thank you, Danny.Copy !req
241. We were...Copy !req
242. We were wondering if we could get a picture
of us and King Arthur...Copy !req
243. in front of the pyramid,
you know, to show the folks back home.Copy !req
244. And it'd be really great if we could
get his horse in the picture, too.Copy !req
245. - We could probably work something out.
- Thanks, Merlin, thanks.Copy !req
246. You, too, Lancelot.Copy !req
247. Ed.Copy !req
248. Senator Henderson
wants to see you now.Copy !req
249. We need to talk about
this problem with the reporter, Ed.Copy !req
250. I've taken care of it.Copy !req
251. Someone obviously told him where I was.Copy !req
252. No, nobody told him where you were.Copy !req
253. Then how did he find me?Copy !req
254. He's a reporter.Copy !req
255. You come to this town every month,
play at the same casino...Copy !req
256. you go to the same strip club.Copy !req
257. You couple that with the amount of time
you spend in the media...Copy !req
258. crusading against the sins of the world,
a blind man can find you.Copy !req
259. Now, you and your casino assured me
of privacy.Copy !req
260. Yes, we did.Copy !req
261. You better hope
this doesn't get out.Copy !req
262. 'Cause it'd be a shame
if anyone was to find out...Copy !req
263. what happened with that
little covert operation of yours.Copy !req
264. Yes, it would, Bill.Copy !req
265. You were always good
at making things go away, Ed.Copy !req
266. Make this reporter go away.Copy !req
267. I've dealt with every kind of swine there is.
This guy's the biggest pig of all.Copy !req
268. Gonna be a long weekend.Copy !req
269. Lancelot, I fear no good will come...Copy !req
270. of Merlin's connection
with this evil sorcerer.Copy !req
271. You and me both.Copy !req
272. Lady Guinevere!Copy !req
273. So everything okay with the senator?Copy !req
274. Yes, it's fine.Copy !req
275. Ed, is there something you're not telling me
about Senator Henderson?Copy !req
276. You wanted to see me?Copy !req
277. Yes, I did. Danny got some pretty bad news
about a friend of his...Copy !req
278. and I don't think he should be alone.Copy !req
279. Yeah. No. Certainly. Come on.Copy !req
280. What's going on here?Copy !req
281. Ed's trying to get rid of me.Copy !req
282. Come on.
We'll go somewhere where we can talk.Copy !req
283. This wasn't exactly
what I had in mind.Copy !req
284. Greg lived in that trailer.Copy !req
285. He was my dad's night watchman.Copy !req
286. And we're here because?Copy !req
287. Because I wanna find out
who killed him.Copy !req
288. He actually lived here?Copy !req
289. It was free rent.Copy !req
290. I guess you, Mary, and Greg
were pretty tight?Copy !req
291. Yeah, we were.Copy !req
292. I should have known
he'd go to O'Riley for money.Copy !req
293. Who's O'Riley?
A punkass dirtbag.Copy !req
294. Can you be more specific?Copy !req
295. He's a last resort for money
in a town full of it.Copy !req
296. You're looking for O'Riley?
He's not too hard to find.Copy !req
297. Usually holds court in front of
the Monte Carlo.Copy !req
298. I'm sorry about your friend...Copy !req
299. but don't you think you should
go to the police with this?Copy !req
300. - You don't wanna talk about this, do you?
- Not really.Copy !req
301. - Okay. Let's talk about something else.
- Okay.Copy !req
302. Why don't we talk about your father?Copy !req
303. My father?
Yeah.Copy !req
304. Is there anything in his past
that might come back to hurt him?Copy !req
305. You mean CIA past.
Yeah.Copy !req
306. Well, I could tell you, Danny,
but then I'd have to kill you.Copy !req
307. It was a joke, Danny.Copy !req
308. Danny, what's wrong?Copy !req
309. It's Tyler O'Riley.Copy !req
310. Hey!Copy !req
311. Danny!Copy !req
312. Danny, that's enough!Copy !req
313. If we weren't friends,
you'd be spending time behind bars!Copy !req
314. Knock it off! It's over, Danny. Go home!Copy !req
315. Next time you're in town,
make sure you come back to the Montecito...Copy !req
316. and visit us, okay?
You have a safe trip home.Copy !req
317. Let's get these cars out of here!
These people wanna go home.Copy !req
318. Johnny!Copy !req
319. A little help with the bags
over here for this beautiful young lady.Copy !req
320. Thank you very much. That's right.Copy !req
321. All right.Copy !req
322. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
323. Heard about Greg. Sorry, man.Copy !req
324. Thanks.Copy !req
325. Word's all over you went to town
on O'Riley...Copy !req
326. in the middle of the Strip last night.Copy !req
327. It's about time
somebody took down that punkass.Copy !req
328. I'll see you.Copy !req
329. If there's anything you need,
you let me know.Copy !req
330. You okay?
Yeah.Copy !req
331. Yeah, listen.Copy !req
332. I'm sorry about last night, Luis.Copy !req
333. I would have done the same thing.Copy !req
334. I wanted to let you know,
we're searching O'Riley's house right now.Copy !req
335. I don't think we're gonna find anything.Copy !req
336. All right. Well, thank you.Copy !req
337. - Thanks for letting me know.
- No problem.Copy !req
338. All right. See you.Copy !req
339. All right, people.
Let's get these cars moving out.Copy !req
340. We got a busy day.Copy !req
341. We've been up all night.Copy !req
342. Morning, Danny.
Good morning. Hey.Copy !req
343. How long have you known Ed?
Since I was a kid. Why?Copy !req
344. What can you tell me about him?Copy !req
345. What do you wanna know?Copy !req
346. - He got any secrets?
- Everybody has secrets, Danny.Copy !req
347. Any secrets that might get him into trouble?Copy !req
348. Probably.Copy !req
349. - You're not gonna tell me anything, are you?
- No.Copy !req
350. I didn't think so.Copy !req
351. I'm still waiting for you
to show me the sights of Vegas, Danny.Copy !req
352. Ed?Copy !req
353. This isn't what you think. This is...
That screen was there when I walked in.Copy !req
354. Why didn't you tell me
about your friend Greg's problem, Danny?Copy !req
355. You know, I might have been able to help.Copy !req
356. Problems like that aren't supposed to happen
to Vegas natives.Copy !req
357. They're supposed to know better.Copy !req
358. And I guess I thought I was protecting him.Copy !req
359. Yeah.Copy !req
360. ED: You know, in the early '90s...Copy !req
361. I was in charge of this...Copy !req
362. covert operation.Copy !req
363. We were in somewhere
where we didn't belong.Copy !req
364. Some bad stuff happened.Copy !req
365. Some really bad stuff, Danny.Copy !req
366. The reporter's back in the casino,
headed to the high-limit slots.Copy !req
367. Senator, smile pretty.Copy !req
368. Senator, what do you think
about the budget cuts?Copy !req
369. What the hell?
Senator!Copy !req
370. Get security to block all the exits.Copy !req
371. Merlin!Copy !req
372. Hey, find him, Danny!Copy !req
373. In the middle of rehearsal, he just took off.Copy !req
374. Release the dragon's breath!
Mr. Deline's a very busy man.Copy !req
375. Let's just get back to rehearsal.
Arthur, he is not Merlin...Copy !req
376. and you are not King Arthur.Copy !req
377. You are Arden King.
You are an actor in a show.Copy !req
378. - What evil is this?
- It's not evil. It is true.Copy !req
379. - You must release the dragon's breath.
- Arden, listen to me.Copy !req
380. ED: I've your medical records.
I need you to get ahold of yourself.Copy !req
381. Stop all these disturbances.
Keep it on the stage.Copy !req
382. Would you do that?Copy !req
383. Okay.Copy !req
384. All hope is lost.Copy !req
385. Ed!Copy !req
386. You need to get that film,
and you need to get it now!Copy !req
387. ED: Damn it.Copy !req
388. I lost him,
but he's still on the grounds...Copy !req
389. and he's got no way out
without us seeing him.Copy !req
390. The guy's got digital equipment,
so all he needs is a computer...Copy !req
391. to upload the video
and the photos of the senator.Copy !req
392. He won't be able to log on.
We control all the computers.Copy !req
393. He's at the VIP check-in counter.Copy !req
394. All right.
Get somebody down there right now.Copy !req
395. Get somebody
to the VIP check-in counter now.Copy !req
396. We lost him.
He's either in a bathroom or a guest room.Copy !req
397. He can't be in a guest room. I'd have picked
him up in the elevator or in the hallway.Copy !req
398. Well, he's gotta come out sometime.Copy !req
399. We got him. He's headed towards the pool.Copy !req
400. Ed, the finals of the surfing competition
are about to start.Copy !req
401. We don't have access to their equipment.
He'll be able to upload everything.Copy !req
402. Here we go!Copy !req
403. Right there. Right over there.Copy !req
404. Lady of the Lake,
I am not worthy of Excalibur.Copy !req
405. Because the liberal left...Copy !req
406. with their sexually explicit
and perverted TVshows and music...Copy !req
407. are taking this country right down the toilet.Copy !req
408. Come on,
Senator Henderson.Copy !req
409. The TV and music industries
have always been an easy target.Copy !req
410. And you've conveniently lumped in
the liberal left.Copy !req
411. Well, if the show fits, wear it.Copy !req
412. I'm sorry, Senator,
but you do seem to...Copy !req
413. ED: Danny.Copy !req
414. Give him his camera and let him go.Copy !req
415. And his film and his memory sticks, too.Copy !req
416. What?
ED: Give him everything.Copy !req
417. - Ed, if this gets out...
- I know.Copy !req
418. If you release this video, Ed...Copy !req
419. I just don't get it. Why did you let him go?Copy !req
420. "I will fight no more forever."Copy !req
421. - Chief Joseph, October 5, 1877.
- Right.Copy !req
422. You know, there's just some secrets
that shouldn't be secrets.Copy !req
423. We have a problem
at the wave pool.Copy !req
424. There are no waves,
and the finals are shut down.Copy !req
425. What's going on?
Come on. What happened?Copy !req
426. Man, come on!Copy !req
427. Excuse me. Pardon me.Copy !req
428. You have a mike? Thank you.Copy !req
429. Excuse me.Copy !req
430. Hello. Okay, if everyone could
please just calm down.Copy !req
431. We're trying to fix the problem.Copy !req
432. Please tell me you fixed the problem.
We don't know what the problem is.Copy !req
433. Come here.Copy !req
434. This is a multimillion-dollar
piece of machinery.Copy !req
435. We have to fly in a crew
from L.A. Just to take a look at it.Copy !req
436. Okay. How long is that gonna take?Copy !req
437. It'll take a couple of hours
before they even get here.Copy !req
438. That's great.Copy !req
439. I just got phone calls
from editors of two major newspapers...Copy !req
440. asking me if I had any comment
on my slot machine play.Copy !req
441. They both claim to have
photos and video of me.Copy !req
442. What the hell's going on, Ed?Copy !req
443. Do you know what
this will do to me? To my career?Copy !req
444. I have a pretty good idea.Copy !req
445. I don't care
what you have to do! You stop this!Copy !req
446. But I can't.Copy !req
447. And more importantly, I won't.Copy !req
448. What do you mean, you won't?Copy !req
449. It's over.Copy !req
450. You'll be lucky if they let you
pick up trash in the parking lot...Copy !req
451. when I'm through with you.Copy !req
452. I will destroy you, Ed!Copy !req
453. Well, I guess we'll just have to go down
together then, buddy?Copy !req
454. My marker for my silence then.Copy !req
455. Excuse me?Copy !req
456. You tear up my $3.5 million marker...Copy !req
457. and my losses from this weekend,
and I won't talk.Copy !req
458. So, let's see.Copy !req
459. - I tear up your marker...
- Deal?Copy !req
460. Screw you.Copy !req
461. Well, I'm taking you down with me, Ed.Copy !req
462. All I did was a little gambling, but you...Copy !req
463. You do what you gotta do, Bill.Copy !req
464. Get me my car and my plane. I'm leaving.Copy !req
465. You're leaving...Copy !req
466. but see, this time,
you're gonna go out the front door.Copy !req
467. That's an outrage. L...Copy !req
468. What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna call a valet...Copy !req
469. and he's gonna put you in a real nice cab.Copy !req
470. ED: I'm gonna take you to the airport and
put you on a real big commercial airline.Copy !req
471. Look at this.Copy !req
472. Damn it. You missed the last flight.Copy !req
473. I guess you'll have to leave
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
474. Check out is 11:00 a.m., sharp.Copy !req
475. This just in.
Sen. Bill Henderson was spotted gambling...Copy !req
476. in a Las Vegas casino.Copy !req
477. Please, God, this can't be happening.Copy !req
478. A damsel in distress.Copy !req
479. Come on!Copy !req
480. I can't believe this is happening.Copy !req
481. Don't worry. Everything's gonna be okay.Copy !req
482. I'll be lucky if they let me finish the day.Copy !req
483. Check it out!Copy !req
484. Excalibur, I call upon your power!Copy !req
485. He's not coming up.
You better get him, Danny.Copy !req
486. Go out there.Copy !req
487. Watch this.Copy !req
488. Long live Camelot!Copy !req
489. Sen. Bill Henderson,
the nation's self-appointed...Copy !req
490. defender of virtues and morals,
was caught last night...Copy !req
491. with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar.Copy !req
492. Complaining for years
that the liberal left was taking this country...Copy !req
493. down the toilet...Copy !req
494. it would appear the senior senator
was actually leading the way.Copy !req
495. There were also reports
that Wild Bill, when not at the tables...Copy !req
496. was a regular at Girls, Girls, Girls,
a local Las Vegas strip club.Copy !req
497. So I guess it's safe to say that he was
just getting a feel for his constituents.Copy !req
498. Maybe we should send the senator
a copy of his...Copy !req
499. Did you all enjoy your stay?Copy !req
500. It was the best vacation ever.Copy !req
501. We even pulled
an all-nighter last night. Honey?Copy !req
502. We haven't done that since we were kids.Copy !req
503. We even got a picture of us and King Arthur
in front of the big pyramid.Copy !req
504. With his horse. His horse is right...Copy !req
505. Isn't that Senator Henderson?Copy !req
506. I told you everybody comes to Vegas.Copy !req
507. So, what do you suppose the odds are
he won't talk?Copy !req
508. ED: Who cares? I'm not the news, he is.Copy !req
509. Thanks.Copy !req
510. Danny, I'm so sorry about your friend.Copy !req
511. Thank you.Copy !req
512. If there's anything Ed and I can do,
just don't hesitate to ask.Copy !req
513. My condolences, Danny.Copy !req
514. Everybody, to Greg.Copy !req
515. To Greg.Copy !req
516. Viva Las Vegas!Copy !req
517. Viva Las Vegas!Copy !req