1. Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, 10,000.Copy !req
2. Thank you.
Thank you, Thomas.Copy !req
3. Looks like your day's off
to a pretty good start.Copy !req
4. A fantastic start.Copy !req
5. I woke up to a gloriously sunny day,
made love to my wife...Copy !req
6. had the finest Swiss cheese omelette
since time began...Copy !req
7. and then I won this at the craps table.
Who's got it better than me?Copy !req
8. Nobody. What would you like to do now?Copy !req
9. I want to celebrate my good fortune
by handing out obscenely excessive tips.Copy !req
10. I got your brake pads replaced, Mr. Rudman.
Car is in the garage.Copy !req
11. Thank you, Mike. Go have some fun.Copy !req
12. That's a very kind gesture.Copy !req
13. You might want to be
a little less conspicuous.Copy !req
14. Could you put that in your pocket, maybe?Copy !req
15. Hi.Copy !req
16. - Ed Deline.
- AI Kornstein.Copy !req
17. Enjoying the pool, are you, Al?Copy !req
18. - Yeah.
- Good.Copy !req
19. Would you get Mr. Kornstein a cabana?Copy !req
20. - That one over there.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
21. You have a nice stay there, Al.Copy !req
22. - Hi, honey.
- Hi.Copy !req
23. Is it lunch already?Copy !req
24. I got through with my meeting a little early.Copy !req
25. Refill your water, Mrs. Deline?Copy !req
26. No water. Thanks.Copy !req
27. Sweetheart, I can answer for myself.Copy !req
28. Right.Copy !req
29. I want to talk to you
about something at lunch.Copy !req
30. Sure.Copy !req
31. Mark.Copy !req
32. How are you?
ED: How you doing?Copy !req
33. - Good. Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.Copy !req
34. Thanks a lot for coming back.Copy !req
35. - Thanks for having us.
- Thank you.Copy !req
36. Jillian.
Hi, Mark.Copy !req
37. You look more beautiful
every time I see you.Copy !req
38. Thank you. Hi.Copy !req
39. Nice to see you. Wanna go to lunch?Copy !req
40. I'd love to,
but the guys are waiting for me to rehearse.Copy !req
41. So, how about a rain check?Copy !req
42. Yeah, rain check. Great. Absolutely.Copy !req
43. - I got you dinner reservations.
- Great. Thank you.Copy !req
44. And I got you the tickets
for the Sugar Ray concert.Copy !req
45. Great.Copy !req
46. Okay.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
47. Can we get some napkins?Copy !req
48. Thank you. It's okay.Copy !req
49. Don't worry about it. It's okay.Copy !req
50. - Whoa. Wait a minute.
- My money is gone.Copy !req
51. Bump-and-run. White male,
brown leather jacket. Out the door.Copy !req
52. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
53. White female. Pink shirt, green skirt.Copy !req
54. A guy just got robbed at the casino.
I'll be right back. Don't let her move, okay?Copy !req
55. Excuse me.Copy !req
56. I'd like to take you somewhere
where we can talk a little bit. Okay?Copy !req
57. If you don't mind.Copy !req
58. Can I give you a ride?Copy !req
59. I was gonna catch him, you know.Copy !req
60. Congratulations.
You two just won the daily double.Copy !req
61. You both have priors,
and you're both on our surveillance tapes.Copy !req
62. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
63. Is it a crime
to accidentally bump into someone?Copy !req
64. I don't even know this jerk.Copy !req
65. You lying bitch. It was her idea.Copy !req
66. These two are really stand-up individuals.Copy !req
67. Fortunately, we have a very fine
justice system here in the state of Nevada...Copy !req
68. and they'll figure out
how long you two know each other...Copy !req
69. and also figure out how long
each one of you have to spend in jail.Copy !req
70. What I'm interested in is where you dumped
the cash and the wallet.Copy !req
71. ED: Please.
I don't know.Copy !req
72. Cooperation is really your best bet
at this point.Copy !req
73. Why, do you ask?Copy !req
74. If you don't, the cops will put you in a cell
with some very friendly guys.Copy !req
75. I don't remember.Copy !req
76. One night in there, they'll be able to fit
a submarine up your rear end.Copy !req
77. I was running. Look around where I ran.Copy !req
78. Ed, is that cooperation?Copy !req
79. - Let me think. No.
- No.Copy !req
80. ED: No, let's call the cops.Copy !req
81. We have both of them in custody,
they'll be turned over to the police...Copy !req
82. Did they get my wallet back?Copy !req
83. Not yet. But we're gonna reimburse you
for the money.Copy !req
84. It's not so much the money as my daughter.Copy !req
85. She's 8 years old.
She wrote me a poem last Father's Day.Copy !req
86. I keep it in my wallet.Copy !req
87. Well, we got them.Copy !req
88. Do you have to be present
at every single security incident?Copy !req
89. You have a staff of people working for you.Copy !req
90. An involved boss sets a good example.Copy !req
91. What about setting
a good example as a husband?Copy !req
92. You're never home.Copy !req
93. I come here to see you, and you run off
every time the phone rings.Copy !req
94. Do you have any idea what I was about to
say before you "got them"?Copy !req
95. Yes, I do.Copy !req
96. That's what I thought.Copy !req
97. I was gonna say that I wanted
to discuss something really important.Copy !req
98. Right. Well, go ahead. I'm here.
I'm all ears. Let's go.Copy !req
99. I want to start working again.Copy !req
100. But you don't need a job.
What the heck would you do, anyway?Copy !req
101. Something that would allow me
to interact with other human beings.Copy !req
102. Ever since Delinda
left the house, I...Copy !req
103. Do you have any idea what I do all day?Copy !req
104. I go to the club. If I'm not at the club,
I go to the spa.Copy !req
105. I know a lot of people who want that job.Copy !req
106. I meant, I know you have an appointment
at the spa today.Copy !req
107. If that's something
you don't feel like doing, great.Copy !req
108. You don't get it. No.Copy !req
109. I want variety. I want some excitement.Copy !req
110. I understand that.Copy !req
111. - No, you don't.
- I do.Copy !req
112. Look, we'll talk the minute
your massage is over. We'll talk.Copy !req
113. I want you to call me the minute the...Copy !req
114. Do you see what I'm talking about?Copy !req
115. I gotta tell you, Sarasvati.
It just looks like a bunch of numbers to me.Copy !req
116. You see this 500?
Yeah.Copy !req
117. That signifies a $500 payout.Copy !req
118. Thrice in three days. Same machine.Copy !req
119. Thrice in three days?
That doesn't seem that unusual.Copy !req
120. Yes, given the laws of randomness,
this would normally not be noteworthy.Copy !req
121. But if you look at the particular sequence
of mathematical events...Copy !req
122. Do I have to?Copy !req
123. Do you know what
Sarasvati means in Sanskrit?Copy !req
124. Goddess of learning. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
125. All right. I'll check it out.Copy !req
126. Well, she knows me
through and throughCopy !req
127. And she knows just what to doCopy !req
128. And how to please meCopy !req
129. She's a ladyCopy !req
130. Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a ladyCopy !req
131. Talking about the little ladyCopy !req
132. And the lady is mineCopy !req
133. Thank you!Copy !req
134. And now we will take a short break,
and we'll be back momentarily.Copy !req
135. Mary.Copy !req
136. I want to thank you for providing me this...Copy !req
137. return singing engagement
at the Bella Sera Lounge.Copy !req
138. You're welcome.
I book all the talent here now...Copy !req
139. and I've had guests tell me
how much they enjoy your singing.Copy !req
140. If I may ask, former booker
Mr. Johnny Joosten left so suddenly.Copy !req
141. - Is he all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
142. He just had a little misunderstanding
with the IRS.Copy !req
143. He'll be back in about 18 months.Copy !req
144. - Miss Connell?
- Yeah?Copy !req
145. Rose Gluck.
I believe we had a meeting scheduled.Copy !req
146. We do?Copy !req
147. We will talk later.
Definitely.Copy !req
148. We spoke on the phone.
And look how beautiful you are in person.Copy !req
149. I'm with GTM. Gluck Talent Management.Copy !req
150. Yeah.Copy !req
151. - You had a singer you wanted to audition.
- Ben Laden.Copy !req
152. Let me say that the name, on a less creative
type, might be considered a negative.Copy !req
153. But in this case it's worked into his act
in ways so hilarious...Copy !req
154. Okay, we didn't schedule a meeting.Copy !req
155. In fact, I told you that our talent schedule
is booked for the year.Copy !req
156. So, the mere fact that I am even here...Copy !req
157. sans officially scheduled meet time must
portend such an incredible confidence...Copy !req
158. such freakish certainty in the magnitude
of Ben Laden's talent...Copy !req
159. - Call me next year.
- I'd stake my reputation on it...Copy !req
160. Don't take my word for it.Copy !req
161. If you would just give me five minutes
of your nightmarishly busy schedule...Copy !req
162. I'll bring Mr. Laden in
to mesmerise you in person.Copy !req
163. What do you think?Copy !req
164. Five minutes. Tonight at 5:00.Copy !req
165. Five minutes. Thank you.Copy !req
166. No offence. The little Chinese man?Copy !req
167. He's Filipino.Copy !req
168. Ben Laden makes this guy sound like
nails on a chalkboard.Copy !req
169. Ciao, ciao.Copy !req
170. Bye-bye. Thank you!Copy !req
171. "Ciao, ciao?"Copy !req
172. Ed.
ED: Yeah?Copy !req
173. We couldn't find Rudman's wallet.
I had eight guys looking for it.Copy !req
174. Someone must have picked it up.Copy !req
175. That's too bad.
He had his daughter's poem in there.Copy !req
176. - She can write another poem.
- What is the matter with you?Copy !req
177. Did you ever hear of anything
called sentimental value?Copy !req
178. Yes, sir. That's my mistake.Copy !req
179. Sarasvati said that the payoff pattern
at one of your slot machines is off.Copy !req
180. A little off or a lot off?Copy !req
181. - Not a lot yet, but...
- Talk to me about it later.Copy !req
182. ED: Excuse me.Copy !req
183. Afternoon, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
184. Afternoon. Listen. Excuse me.Copy !req
185. ED: Robin.
Yeah.Copy !req
186. Is my wife still here?Copy !req
187. Robin, it's really not that hard.
Is my wife here?Copy !req
188. She was checking in, but then she left.Copy !req
189. She say why?Copy !req
190. No, she didn't.Copy !req
191. Robin, you know,
I'm pretty good at reading people.Copy !req
192. Right now I'm reading that
there's something you don't wanna tell me.Copy !req
193. ED: Is that correct?Copy !req
194. She left with Mr. McGrath of Sugar Ray.Copy !req
195. Mark McGrath?Copy !req
196. Hi! Deline residence.
Leave a message.Copy !req
197. Honey, it's me.Copy !req
198. I tried you on your cell phone.
I guess you're not at home, either.Copy !req
199. So, I was just kind of
wondering where the heck could you be.Copy !req
200. Call me when you get this message.Copy !req
201. Ed?Copy !req
202. I looked at the tape of the new slot.
It's one guy.Copy !req
203. He's pulled $500 out of the same machine
three straight days.Copy !req
204. Maybe he's just lucky...Copy !req
205. Anyway, what is $1,500?Copy !req
206. The guy ain't breaking the bank, is he?Copy !req
207. Same machine? Same amount?Copy !req
208. Sarasvati looked at the numbers,
said the odds were off the chart.Copy !req
209. Fine. Pull the machine in. All right?Copy !req
210. Okay.Copy !req
211. - Danny.
- Yeah?Copy !req
212. ED: Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
213. If you were married and...Copy !req
214. What the heck am I asking you for?Copy !req
215. I got razor blades lasted longer
than your most serious relationship.Copy !req
216. If I were married, what?Copy !req
217. See, Jillian, she's pissed off because...Copy !req
218. I left her at lunch today
chasing after them two cretins.Copy !req
219. If we could schedule every situation,
we'd all be home by 6:00.Copy !req
220. Yeah, see, that's another thing, too.
She says I'm not home enough.Copy !req
221. And she wants human interaction.
What the heck does that mean?Copy !req
222. - Well...
- I know what it means.Copy !req
223. Jillian, she was supposed to...Copy !req
224. have this appointment at the spa today...Copy !req
225. Never mind. I don't know why I'm telling you
this stuff anyway.Copy !req
226. If Jillian's upset about something,
you should just talk to her.Copy !req
227. Forget it, kid. Get out of here.Copy !req
228. And go I.D. That guy on the slots. All right?Copy !req
229. Yeah?Copy !req
230. Okay. We'll be right down.Copy !req
231. There's a guy down there
that says he found Rudman's wallet.Copy !req
232. Mr. Walker, hi. I'm Ed Deline.Copy !req
233. ED: This is Danny McCoy.
Hey.Copy !req
234. We understand you found
one of our guests' stolen property.Copy !req
235. - Yeah, I think so.
- Thank you.Copy !req
236. I was walking down Harmon,
I found that in the bushes.Copy !req
237. I heard about the robbery,
so I figured that must be the victim's.Copy !req
238. And when I read that poem,
I thought I'd get it back as soon as I could.Copy !req
239. I have a son.
I know what something like that means.Copy !req
240. "I love you, Dad, because you're nice.
I love you once, I love you twice.Copy !req
241. "I love you 'cause you don't get mad,
I love you 'cause you're always Dad."Copy !req
242. Wow. Almost makes me wanna have kids.Copy !req
243. - Yeah.
- Almost.Copy !req
244. You don't have to be a smart-ass
about stuff like that.Copy !req
245. I wasn't. I was just...Copy !req
246. And this was lying next to the wallet. $9,500.Copy !req
247. I hope that's all of it.Copy !req
248. Yeah, $9,500. That's what they took.Copy !req
249. All right. I'm glad it all worked out.Copy !req
250. ED: Listen. Wait.Copy !req
251. Let us give you a reward or something.Copy !req
252. No, thanks...Copy !req
253. but that's not necessary.
I'm just glad I was able to help.Copy !req
254. If you don't want cash,
how about a show or a room?Copy !req
255. You know, Sugar Ray's playing.
They're good.Copy !req
256. No.Copy !req
257. Really, that's fine. Thank you.Copy !req
258. But I'll think a good thought for you.Copy !req
259. Wow.Copy !req
260. Refuses a reward, returns $10,000 in cash,
and thinks a good thought for us?Copy !req
261. Somebody got to
nominate him for sainthood.Copy !req
262. Winner!Copy !req
263. Eddie?Copy !req
264. Honey, I'm really sorry
I jumped all over you at lunch.Copy !req
265. You're the president of operations.Copy !req
266. I know you have to set the standard
for everybody else.Copy !req
267. I know you have to be involved in everything.Copy !req
268. I apologise.Copy !req
269. Forget about it.Copy !req
270. So, what else happened today?
Nothing, really...Copy !req
271. Well, actually...Copy !req
272. some guy returned that wallet
that was stolen earlier today.Copy !req
273. Cash, cards, everything.Copy !req
274. - Wow! That was really nice.
- Yes, it was.Copy !req
275. - Hope you gave him a big reward.
- He didn't want one.Copy !req
276. Maybe he said he didn't want one.Copy !req
277. Some guy brings back thousands of dollars
and he gets a slap on the back?Copy !req
278. How does that reflect
on the Montecito?Copy !req
279. How does that reflect on you?Copy !req
280. Okay, I'll see to it that he gets a reward.Copy !req
281. Good.Copy !req
282. - So, how was your massage?
- Fabulous.Copy !req
283. Come on. Walk me out.Copy !req
284. The rating card he used
was issued to a Benjamin Dover.Copy !req
285. Ben Dover. That was the first hint
that something was going on.Copy !req
286. It was obvious
from the mathematical progressions.Copy !req
287. Yeah. The address he used
doesn't exist.Copy !req
288. This is the man
who submitted the application...Copy !req
289. for the card that this man used.Copy !req
290. So, what do you say, Sarasvati?
Something rotten in Vegas?Copy !req
291. This will teach you not to doubt me.Copy !req
292. Let's get an I.D. Quit talking back.Copy !req
293. That's what I wantCopy !req
294. That's what I want!Copy !req
295. Your loving gives me a thrillCopy !req
296. But your loving don't pay the billsCopy !req
297. Except for a couple of those chickies
over there at the bar!Copy !req
298. It's very nice, Ben,
but it's not quite what we're looking for.Copy !req
299. Thank you.Copy !req
300. Hang on. Just wait.Copy !req
301. Mare! Listen!
Read you loud and clear.Copy !req
302. Boatload of talent, but you've seen it before.Copy !req
303. You want unique. Right? Hip, but unique.Copy !req
304. Look, I already gave you five minutes.
I don't wanna hire Ben Laden.Copy !req
305. Understood. I got another client.
Why I didn't think of him before...Copy !req
306. I should be dragged naked
over broken glass. He's exactly...Copy !req
307. Leave now or I call security.Copy !req
308. Something's been just sticking up here.Copy !req
309. You remember when you said
your massage was fabulous?Copy !req
310. I checked the spa, and they said
you cancelled your appointment there.Copy !req
311. What, you think I'm lying to you?Copy !req
312. What are you doing
checking up on me anyway?Copy !req
313. I'm not checking up on you.
I happened to be there.Copy !req
314. The masseuse I like called me
and told me she was running late...Copy !req
315. so I cancelled that first appointment.Copy !req
316. I went on a few errands
and then I went back later.Copy !req
317. Okay.Copy !req
318. - You don't believe me?
- Yes. No. I didn't say that.Copy !req
319. - Can we just get through this week? Okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
320. Jillian. Wow, you look...Copy !req
321. I got an I.D. On that slots winner
we were talking about.Copy !req
322. It's a local guy. Chester Cobb.
ED: Right.Copy !req
323. And he's using somebody else's rating card,
which doesn't really add up.Copy !req
324. Would you mind putting that file
on my desk?Copy !req
325. ED: But first I'd like you to find
this Greg Walker guy...Copy !req
326. - and get him a reward, okay?
- He doesn't want a reward.Copy !req
327. I know that, but we gotta find him
and give him one.Copy !req
328. ED: Make sure it's a generous one, too.
We can't have a guy like that...Copy !req
329. nice guy like that,
walking out of our casino empty-handed.Copy !req
330. ED: It just doesn't make us look very good.
Don't you agree?Copy !req
331. He's just trying to get back
on my good side.Copy !req
332. It's a private joke. I don't know.Copy !req
333. Anyway, call upstairs and get started
on the Walker thing. Thanks.Copy !req
334. Come on, honey.Copy !req
335. Will you put that on Ed's desk?
Sure.Copy !req
336. Mitch, what do you got for me
on Greg Walker?Copy !req
337. Facial recognition matches his photo
from the casino to a 12-year-old photo I. D...Copy !req
338. for a government job in Colorado,
but that's it.Copy !req
339. Last 12 years, there's been
no employment and financial records...Copy !req
340. no medical records.
It's like the guy fell off the face of the Earth.Copy !req
341. He said he found the wallet on Harmon.
I'll check there first. Thank you.Copy !req
342. Are you sure? All right, thanks.Copy !req
343. Have you seen this man?Copy !req
344. - Excuse me. Have you seen this man?
- No. Sorry.Copy !req
345. Hey.Copy !req
346. Keep it.Copy !req
347. Wait a minute.Copy !req
348. Have you seen this guy?Copy !req
349. Yeah. I've seen that guy before.
Lives down there.Copy !req
350. - Greg?
- Yeah.Copy !req
351. What...Copy !req
352. We were very impressed by your good deed.Copy !req
353. The more we thought about it, the more
we felt obligated to show our gratitude.Copy !req
354. I told you, I don't want a reward.Copy !req
355. Mr. Walker, it's obvious
you're in a bit of a down cycle right now.Copy !req
356. I haven't heard that one.
"A bit of a down cycle."Copy !req
357. You think a few hundred bucks,
a few nights on clean sheets...Copy !req
358. Will remind me of what I used to have?
You're right. Which is why I don't want it.Copy !req
359. You may not believe this, Mr. McCoy,
but 10 years ago I had a life.Copy !req
360. I had a great house in Denver.Copy !req
361. I was married. Great son.Copy !req
362. I guess I still have a son.Copy !req
363. Anyway, if you asked me
how I ended up here...Copy !req
364. the fact is, I couldn't really tell you.Copy !req
365. - You said you had a kid.
- He's not a kid anymore.Copy !req
366. - Kevin turned 22 last month.
- Why don't we bring him here?Copy !req
367. - You'd like to see him again?
- I don't even know where he lives.Copy !req
368. We'll find him. We'll fly him here.
We'll put him up.Copy !req
369. Bring him down in a Montecito limo
and take him to the alley where I live.Copy !req
370. No. We'll clean you up.
We'll put new clothes on you.Copy !req
371. - We'll put you in a room.
- How do I explain it?Copy !req
372. Your old man's been a bum for 10 years?
I can't do it.Copy !req
373. We'll come up with a story...Copy !req
374. some reason why you've been out of touch
for so long.Copy !req
375. Whatever that reason is,
you're back and now you want to reconnect.Copy !req
376. I always loved my boy.Copy !req
377. I still do, no matter what.Copy !req
378. Which is why he'll understand.Copy !req
379. He'll forgive you.Copy !req
380. Hey, honey.Copy !req
381. Hi, Daddy.Copy !req
382. - You got a minute?
- Yeah. What's up?Copy !req
383. Have you noticed any changes
in your mother lately?Copy !req
384. Other than her hair? Why? What's going on?Copy !req
385. She changed her hair?Copy !req
386. She lightened it last week
and had it styled a little differently.Copy !req
387. I didn't notice that.Copy !req
388. Word of advice, Dad:Copy !req
389. Women hate it
when men don't notice stuff like that.Copy !req
390. - Right.
- Maybe that's the change.Copy !req
391. She's pissed off.Copy !req
392. No, I don't think...Copy !req
393. Has she said anything about being in a rut...Copy !req
394. or wanting to experience new things?Copy !req
395. She said something like that.
I think it's a phase.Copy !req
396. Just something
she's got to get out of her system.Copy !req
397. Right. That's probably it.Copy !req
398. We'll send the G-4 to pick up
Walker's son and put him in a suite.Copy !req
399. Put Walker in a suite...Copy !req
400. get him clothes to make him look like
he belongs in a suite...Copy !req
401. and then get our PR person
to come up with a plausible...Copy !req
402. "this is why I've been gone
for the past 10 years" explanation.Copy !req
403. So, is this a casino
or a frigging Oprah episode?Copy !req
404. Ed's the one that wants this.
Ed, I found Greg Walker.Copy !req
405. We thought of a great reward for him.Copy !req
406. But it's gonna cost a little more
than we expected.Copy !req
407. - I know you wanted...
- You just handle it, okay?Copy !req
408. ED: Mike!
Yeah?Copy !req
409. I took a look at the slot machine
you pulled off the floor.Copy !req
410. - I think I got it figured out.
- Real good.Copy !req
411. Meet me in my office, okay?Copy !req
412. - I'm still on duty.
- No, in my office.Copy !req
413. The Montecito rating card was the trigger.Copy !req
414. The magnetic strip was pre-programmed
with an algorithm...Copy !req
415. that caused the random number generator
to pay out a jackpot after three plays.Copy !req
416. Put the card in, three plays later, you win.Copy !req
417. You think they were working with
somebody in-house?Copy !req
418. I doubt it. Anyone here would need hours
with the machine...Copy !req
419. and it's been on the floor the whole time.Copy !req
420. I'm assuming it's somebody
connected with the manufacturer.Copy !req
421. Most likely.Copy !req
422. Well, thanks, Mike.Copy !req
423. ED: Wait one minute, will you?Copy !req
424. Sit down, will you?Copy !req
425. Mike, you been doing some
real good work for us.Copy !req
426. Thanks, but this wasn't that tough to crack.Copy !req
427. Well, the fact is that...Copy !req
428. one of these days very soon...Copy !req
429. I'm gonna want you to transfer
over here with us.Copy !req
430. Think I'd like that.Copy !req
431. Except for the pay cut.Copy !req
432. In the meantime,
as a deputy of the surveillance team...Copy !req
433. I got an assignment for you.Copy !req
434. It's a little delicate.Copy !req
435. Find the guy who rigged this.Copy !req
436. No. I got that handled.Copy !req
437. This one...Copy !req
438. I'm gonna need somebody that...Copy !req
439. you know, I really, really trust.
And that's you, Mike.Copy !req
440. I'm on it. What's the job?Copy !req
441. I need you to follow Jillian.Copy !req
442. Come again, sir?Copy !req
443. For a couple of days,
I need you to watch her.Copy !req
444. This is a joke, right, Mr. D.?Copy !req
445. You see me smiling?Copy !req
446. Listen, Mare. Don't call security. Don't freak.Copy !req
447. - You don't have to stop walking.
- I don't intend to.Copy !req
448. I just want to introduce to you
Montecito's next great comic, Hard Drive!Copy !req
449. Because Gallagher, Carrot Top...Copy !req
450. I don't need to tell you that these days
it's prop comedy that's all up in here.Copy !req
451. - You want to see time fly?
- Don't throw that clock.Copy !req
452. Okay, listen. Don't worry.
The physical shtick?Copy !req
453. Okay, both of you, out!Copy !req
454. Kick it into gear, Hard Drive. Go.Copy !req
455. If I told you you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?Copy !req
456. If you're not gone by the time I get back,
I'm reporting you for stalking.Copy !req
457. We'll come back tomorrow
with the impressions. You'll kill.Copy !req
458. I already know it. I'm just gonna...
If he has any questions...Copy !req
459. Wow!Copy !req
460. Looking good!Copy !req
461. It's sort of like
what I used to wear to work, only nicer.Copy !req
462. Top button.Copy !req
463. What did you do?Copy !req
464. I was a government claims adjustor.Copy !req
465. - You sure he's coming?
- Yeah. He arrives tomorrow.Copy !req
466. Sam, you wanna
run through that story?Copy !req
467. Yes. You worked for the
International Red Cross in Angola.Copy !req
468. Then a hospital supply company in Kuwait.Copy !req
469. And why didn't I call him?
No phone.Copy !req
470. But they have phones in Kuwait and Angola.Copy !req
471. - Yes, there are phones...
- Yeah, I told the PR guy that...Copy !req
472. and he said that the...Copy !req
473. "You didn't have a phone in Angola
because you were out in the jungle...Copy !req
474. "and you couldn't afford a satellite phone...Copy !req
475. "and when you got back to the city
his number had changed and"...Copy !req
476. - Do you really think this is gonna work?
- Yeah.Copy !req
477. - I don't.
- I don't either. This is stupid.Copy !req
478. Roger, the PR guy, can't fill in 10 years
of Greg's life on a few note cards.Copy !req
479. I think you should tell your son the truth.Copy !req
480. You could try that.Copy !req
481. This is wrong.Copy !req
482. It's wrong and a waste of time.Copy !req
483. ED: Mitch, Mike call?Copy !req
484. No.Copy !req
485. This Chester Cobb guy, the guy that
keeps winning all the time at the slots...Copy !req
486. This is the tape we pulled.Copy !req
487. See that rating card?
That triggers the payoff.Copy !req
488. He's probably keeping the amount
low enough so he doesn't attract attention.Copy !req
489. Meanwhile, he's hitting us
all the time $500, $500, $500...Copy !req
490. - We got an address on the guy, Danny?
- Yeah. He lives out in Arden.Copy !req
491. I'd go down there,
but Greg Walker's kid's coming in.Copy !req
492. Surveillance.
ED: Is that Mike?Copy !req
493. All right.Copy !req
494. Jammed escalator.Copy !req
495. You see, Ed? She's not up to anything.Copy !req
496. Probably rolling to the mall.Copy !req
497. Rolling to the mall...Copy !req
498. after a quick stop at an apartment building.Copy !req
499. Hey!Copy !req
500. Good to see you.
Good to see you.Copy !req
501. This is getting a little funky.Copy !req
502. Ed's gonna kill this guy.Copy !req
503. Hi!
Hi.Copy !req
504. You must be Kevin.
Yeah.Copy !req
505. - I'm Sam from the Montecito.
- That plane was great.Copy !req
506. I still can't believe I was randomly selected.Copy !req
507. Yes, well, that's crazy.Copy !req
508. - And they were holding hands?
- Yeah.Copy !req
509. It was definitely his apartment building?Copy !req
510. Yeah. I picked him up from there.Copy !req
511. Thank you, Mike. Good job.Copy !req
512. I'm sorry about this, Mr. D.Copy !req
513. Where was Sam when she called?Copy !req
514. They were pulling into the driveway.Copy !req
515. - Which means?
- Any second.Copy !req
516. Greg, this is your son.Copy !req
517. My God, you're all grown up.Copy !req
518. Kevin.Copy !req
519. I'm sorry.Copy !req
520. - This whole thing was a setup?
- No.Copy !req
521. Your dad wanted to see you,
and we thought...Copy !req
522. Well, if he wanted to see me,
why didn't he pick up the phone?Copy !req
523. You think some private jet and a suite
makes that all okay?Copy !req
524. Screw you.Copy !req
525. I've survived 10 years without you.Copy !req
526. I don't think another 50 will be a problem.Copy !req
527. I'm gonna be at the bar downstairs.Copy !req
528. When your plane is ready
to fly me home, just let me know.Copy !req
529. Kevin.Copy !req
530. Kevin!Copy !req
531. That went well.Copy !req
532. Christ, Mom,
I told you not to come...Copy !req
533. ED: Chester Cobb?Copy !req
534. No, he don't live here no more.Copy !req
535. Excuse me.Copy !req
536. You can't come in here, man.
What are you doing?Copy !req
537. - Hey, I'm gonna call the cops.
- Go ahead.Copy !req
538. I'm from the Montecito Hotel.Copy !req
539. But you probably figured that out, right?Copy !req
540. Wait a minute.
This is about my payouts, huh?Copy !req
541. There you go.Copy !req
542. I played and I won fair and square, man.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
543. Really? Fair and square.Copy !req
544. You got that rating card?Copy !req
545. - You know, the one that makes you win?
- Rating card?Copy !req
546. - I never even heard of that.
- Right.Copy !req
547. Come here, Ches.Copy !req
548. I'd like you, if you don't mind,
just to have a seat right here.Copy !req
549. Okay. Fine.
ED: There you go.Copy !req
550. And if you don't mind...Copy !req
551. I'm president of operations
for the Montecito.Copy !req
552. Now, could you possibly know why...Copy !req
553. the president of the largest hotel
in Las Vegas is here...Copy !req
554. in this hole with a lowlife like you?Copy !req
555. ED: I'm gonna tell you, Chester.Copy !req
556. See, today,
I got some very unfortunate news.Copy !req
557. My wife may have been unfaithful.Copy !req
558. To be honest with you, hearing that hurt.Copy !req
559. I mean, it hurt enough that I just felt like
I wanted to beat somebody.Copy !req
560. I'm talking, like, inflicting pain.Copy !req
561. All right, now...Copy !req
562. I have got friends in this building.Copy !req
563. If I scream, they will come down here
and kick your ass.Copy !req
564. I guess that's an ass-kicking
I'm gonna have to take.Copy !req
565. The rating card?Copy !req
566. Sets off something inside the machine.Copy !req
567. I get it from a guy that works at the factory.Copy !req
568. His name's Ben something.Copy !req
569. I meet him at the mall. We split the money.Copy !req
570. Tell Ben you wanna talk to him right now.Copy !req
571. I feel responsible.
I mean, I did arrange the whole thing.Copy !req
572. - You had no way of knowing.
- Now he's even more depressed.Copy !req
573. Take a guy who lives in a cardboard box
and make his life worse?Copy !req
574. That's quite an accomplishment.Copy !req
575. Those must be the slot guys
he picked up.Copy !req
576. - Take these guys into the holding room.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
577. Heard you single-handedly took care
of that slot thing.Copy !req
578. - Well done, Mr. D.
- Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
579. It was a rough mission.Copy !req
580. Now I got this other thing
I gotta take care of.Copy !req
581. Jillian's picking me up in an hour.Copy !req
582. Our plane is taking some people back
to Los Angeles.Copy !req
583. Should be back in a few hours.Copy !req
584. We should be able to get you out of here
around midnight.Copy !req
585. I don't want to run into my dad. Is he gone?Copy !req
586. I'm not sure.Copy !req
587. I just want you to know that all of this...Copy !req
588. the setup, the surprise,
all of this was my idea.Copy !req
589. So don't blame your dad.
He had nothing to do with this.Copy !req
590. We convinced him of it.Copy !req
591. I met your dad because
he returned a stolen wallet...Copy !req
592. along with $10,000 in cash.Copy !req
593. So he's honest.Copy !req
594. Tell him to join the Boy Scouts.Copy !req
595. Your dad's homeless. You know that?
He lives on the street.Copy !req
596. He's made mistakes. He knows that.
He's devastated by it.Copy !req
597. But I'm telling you, he really is sorry...Copy !req
598. and he still loves his son.Copy !req
599. They say Vegas is a city
of second chances, right?Copy !req
600. That's all he wants.Copy !req
601. Just talk to him.Copy !req
602. Ready, honey?Copy !req
603. Wait a minute.
I gotta talk to you for a minute.Copy !req
604. - Now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
605. The concert starts in 15 minutes.Copy !req
606. What do you got going on
with this Mark McGrath?Copy !req
607. - Nothing.
- You were at his apartment yesterday.Copy !req
608. - You had me followed?
- No. You were seen there.Copy !req
609. And I don't remember
you telling me anything about it.Copy !req
610. There's nothing going on
between Mark and me.Copy !req
611. I went to his apartment because...Copy !req
612. Can we talk about this tonight at dinner?Copy !req
613. - I promise you I will tell you everything.
- Yeah.Copy !req
614. You know me better than that.Copy !req
615. I can't believe we're having
this conversation on our 30th anniversary.Copy !req
616. - Did you plan out the evening like I asked?
- I planned it.Copy !req
617. You didn't ask.Copy !req
618. The Sugar Ray concert
and dinner at Mystique.Copy !req
619. So, now I gotta listen to this guy sing?Copy !req
620. Quarters. Both these are quarters.Copy !req
621. Quarters. There you go. Good luck.
Break the bank.Copy !req
622. Rose?
Thanks a lot.Copy !req
623. Hey.
You work here now?Copy !req
624. Yeah, well. Actually, I applied a while ago.Copy !req
625. They just happened to call me yesterday.Copy !req
626. Coincidentally, right after
Ben Laden fired me, so...Copy !req
627. You just need a client with some talent.Copy !req
628. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
629. There you go.
Cosme!Copy !req
630. Cosme, did you say
you were looking for an agent?Copy !req
631. - Yes, that is correct.
- Yeah? Okay.Copy !req
632. Rose Gluck?Copy !req
633. - I'd like you to meet Cosme.
- Cosme!Copy !req
634. Just the one name. That's fantastic.Copy !req
635. I saw you the other night.
You are an incredibly talented young man.Copy !req
636. Rose Gluck, Gluck Talent Management.Copy !req
637. All the things that I used to sayCopy !req
638. All the words that got in the wayCopy !req
639. All the things that I used to knowCopy !req
640. Have gone out the windowCopy !req
641. All the things that she used to bringCopy !req
642. All the songs that she used to singCopy !req
643. All the favourite TVshowsCopy !req
644. Have gone out the windowCopy !req
645. When it's overCopy !req
646. Thank you very much!Copy !req
647. Thank you very much!
You're too kind.Copy !req
648. We have a special request right now
from a beautiful lady...Copy !req
649. to the man that she loves
on the occasion of their 30th anniversary.Copy !req
650. You know what? Wait. Jillian.Copy !req
651. Bring Ed on up here. Come on up.Copy !req
652. Come on up, guys.
Jillian and Ed Deline.Copy !req
653. Come on up.Copy !req
654. Give it up!Copy !req
655. Ed's the boss around these parts,
so be on your best behaviour.Copy !req
656. It's their 30th anniversary.
Come on! Let me hear you!Copy !req
657. I've been dealing with Jillian all week here...Copy !req
658. and she kept telling me how much
she loves you more and more each day.Copy !req
659. I think that's pretty special after 30 years.Copy !req
660. So one more time,
please give it up for them.Copy !req
661. Got a special song for you guys.
So take a seat.Copy !req
662. Song's called "Every Morning." Hit it, Ross.Copy !req
663. Every morning
there's a halo hanging from a cornerCopy !req
664. Of my husband's four-post bedCopy !req
665. I know it's not mine
but I'll see if I can use itCopy !req
666. For the rest of my life againCopy !req
667. Couldn't understandCopy !req
668. How did word get outCopy !req
669. Once again, as predictedCopy !req
670. Left my broken heart openCopy !req
671. And Ed ripped it outCopy !req
672. Every morningCopy !req
673. Every morning when I wake upCopy !req
674. Don't say a wordCopy !req
675. Ed always rights the wrongCopy !req
676. Ed always rightsCopy !req
677. Ed always rightsCopy !req
678. I'll get my stuff and
we'll get out of here. Okay?Copy !req
679. That was so much fun!Copy !req
680. ED: I meant to give this to you earlier.Copy !req
681. Anyway, happy anniversary.Copy !req
682. Eddie!Copy !req
683. It's got 30 diamonds.Copy !req
684. It's amazing!Copy !req
685. Thank you.Copy !req
686. You know, it was so important to me
to surprise you.Copy !req
687. You know, it never occurred to me
what I was putting you through.Copy !req
688. You understand, right?Copy !req
689. Right. I understand now, yeah.Copy !req
690. I can't believe you actually thought
that I'd fall for somebody that young.Copy !req
691. It's the thing to do now, isn't it?Copy !req
692. There isn't another man on this Earth...Copy !req
693. that I would even consider.Copy !req
694. ED: Come here, baby.Copy !req
695. That was smooth.Copy !req
696. Do that again.Copy !req
697. Oh, my God.Copy !req
698. Nothing urgent.Copy !req
699. I'll lock the door!Copy !req
700. ED: High tech.Copy !req