1. And they're coming out.Copy !req
2. Let's try and get
something going. Come on.Copy !req
3. You feeling lucky?Copy !req
4. Like a puppy with two peters.Copy !req
5. Give 'em here.Copy !req
6. All right. I'm passing the dice.Copy !req
7. - Mr. Brooks passes. Mr. Dunn is the shooter.
- $2,000 on the pass line.Copy !req
8. There you go. Step up.Copy !req
9. Whoa. Hey, come here.
You gotta blow on these dice. Come here.Copy !req
10. Sure thing, cowboys.Copy !req
11. Lady Luck.Copy !req
12. Make it $4,000.Copy !req
13. Yeah, I got $4,000. Hit something. Come on!Copy !req
14. Seven.Copy !req
15. Excuse me. Mary Connell?
Yeah.Copy !req
16. I'm Richie Phillips.
Hi.Copy !req
17. - How are you?
- You ready for tonight?Copy !req
18. I am.
I want to thank you for your faith in me...Copy !req
19. and getting me this gig,
considering my reputation.Copy !req
20. We have only one rule here.
All comedians have to be funny.Copy !req
21. All the time or just on-stage?Copy !req
22. It's just that I had a tough year
back home, you know.Copy !req
23. But my business has picked up,
and you know me. I always bounce back.Copy !req
24. Yeah. I can't comp your room on this trip.Copy !req
25. Sam, I was one of your first clients.Copy !req
26. You cornered me at the Gold Coast.
Do you remember?Copy !req
27. Heck, you were wearing jeans back then.Copy !req
28. I can comp your food. That's it.Copy !req
29. Sam, I thought we were friends.Copy !req
30. I'm sorry.Copy !req
31. Danny, I think you guys are doing
an incredible job.Copy !req
32. But your equipment's 20 years out of date.Copy !req
33. Mr. Keller, we have
the best security record on The Strip.Copy !req
34. That's why we've saved the flagship for last.Copy !req
35. We've updated facilities in London,
Monte Carlo, the Bahamas, New Orleans.Copy !req
36. Eventually computers will make
human surveillance obsolete...Copy !req
37. and you and I, well,
we'll be guarding the gift shop.Copy !req
38. I can't wait for you to meet Big Ed.Copy !req
39. Yeah.
We have a breach.Copy !req
40. Someone just entered the holding vault.Copy !req
41. So I guess our little security system works.Copy !req
42. Nessa?Copy !req
43. Black is very slimming on you, my friend.Copy !req
44. Well, give us a kiss then.Copy !req
45. Eddie, your old analogue system
depended on videotape...Copy !req
46. to analyse current threats
and archive past events.Copy !req
47. That system worked
since we opened this joint.Copy !req
48. Guy speaks six languages,
and he still uses words like "joint."Copy !req
49. How many VCRs you have?
300, give or take.Copy !req
50. - They ever jam or eat tape?
- Nothing I can't handle.Copy !req
51. My system replaces 300 VCRs
with a series of hard drives...Copy !req
52. that are instantly accessible.
No searching, no slow rewind.Copy !req
53. That way, if some jamoke,
and I can use those words, too...Copy !req
54. tries to take you down for $5
or 50 large, you've got him.Copy !req
55. This system works, so why would I fix it?Copy !req
56. Because the bad guys are getting bolder
and more sophisticated every day...Copy !req
57. and because Brunson wants it.Copy !req
58. Okay, so how long would it take
to change this whole system over?Copy !req
59. Seventy-two hours.Copy !req
60. Great. You got 48.Copy !req
61. That's not gonna give us
very much time to catch up.Copy !req
62. We caught up for two days in Bangkok once,
and it took me a week to recover.Copy !req
63. Ed, this guy looks real good
and everything...Copy !req
64. with all this state-of-the-art equipment,
but if he's so good...Copy !req
65. - how come I've never heard of him?
- We worked together.Copy !req
66. In Vegas?Copy !req
67. No, not in Vegas.Copy !req
68. So every time I ask a question like this,
you're just gonna...Copy !req
69. Well, do you mind if I take
a look at the schematics?Copy !req
70. No, I don't mind.Copy !req
71. Why don't you call Mike?
He'll go over everything with you.Copy !req
72. All right.Copy !req
73. Bangkok, huh?Copy !req
74. Richie, there is something
I have to talk to you about.Copy !req
75. The Portland Dangler?Copy !req
76. You seem so normal,
especially for a comedian.Copy !req
77. You know what?
It just sort of happened one night.Copy !req
78. I was on-stage in Portland, Oregon,
and there was a lady sitting ringside...Copy !req
79. and she was complaining to this
poor waitress about her vodka tonic.Copy !req
80. About how it was vodka on the bottom
and tonic on top...Copy !req
81. and how they hadn't stirred it properly.
She just wouldn't shut up...Copy !req
82. about this vodka tonic,
so I got down there and I stirred it for her.Copy !req
83. With your...Copy !req
84. Yeah. And the Portland Dangler was born.Copy !req
85. Did you get arrested?Copy !req
86. No, but you gotta watch out
for those limes. They sting like hell.Copy !req
87. Come here. Look, Richie, I know it's kind of
your trademark and everything...Copy !req
88. but you can't do it here.Copy !req
89. You know, that is the worst Catch-22,
because everyone's gonna be coming...Copy !req
90. to see the Dangler. But if I do it,
I get thrown out after one show.Copy !req
91. I work for a man named Ed Deline...Copy !req
92. who's kind of old-fashioned
about public nudity.Copy !req
93. Yeah? So this Ed guy, he'd get angry?Copy !req
94. It's the last drink you'd ever stir.Copy !req
95. - One and another one.
- I hear horns honking.Copy !req
96. Come on, man. This is important. Please.Copy !req
97. I don't even know what I'm looking for.
Software anomalies? System vulnerability?Copy !req
98. Holes in the firewall? Danny, this is
a completely proprietary system.Copy !req
99. - That's, uh...
- I hope you get shot in your other foot.Copy !req
100. Thanks, Mike.Copy !req
101. Excuse me. Give me another double.
Hey!Copy !req
102. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
103. I want to ask you something.
Shoot.Copy !req
104. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
105. Is that a trick question?Copy !req
106. Could I get a cup of coffee?
Where's my drink?Copy !req
107. I, uh... I pulled the plug...Copy !req
108. on one of my oldest clients today.
Didn't really bother me.Copy !req
109. That's your job, Sam.Copy !req
110. - I don't have a house.
- You have a suite here.Copy !req
111. Or an apartment or a condo.
I do have a hotel room.Copy !req
112. I am a sad and sorry mystery.Copy !req
113. I don't think that you're that mysterious.Copy !req
114. I think that you're direct,
you're straightforward, you're frank.Copy !req
115. - As for sad, maybe...
- No, I push people away.Copy !req
116. I'm not sweet.Copy !req
117. Okay, I think you're being
a little hard on yourself.Copy !req
118. Maybe you should go upstairs
and lie down for a little bit.Copy !req
119. Yeah.Copy !req
120. Maybe I should go to my hotel room.Copy !req
121. Your cell phone.Copy !req
122. Hey, come here.Copy !req
123. I grew up in this town.
I know that it can be very lonely.Copy !req
124. Danny.Copy !req
125. Would you like to hang out with me?Copy !req
126. Now?Copy !req
127. I mean, would you like
to get to know me better...Copy !req
128. outside of work?Copy !req
129. Yeah.Copy !req
130. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
131. Walk me to my hotel room.Copy !req
132. We got her heating up here a little bit.
Press up the six and the eight.Copy !req
133. $2,000 on the six and eight
for Mr. Brooks and Mr. Dunn.Copy !req
134. - Same here.
- Roll on it, Slim.Copy !req
135. All right. Three plus three.
Country singer has got to pee! Come on!Copy !req
136. $10 million a shift can pass
through the tables into the lockboxes.Copy !req
137. Monte Carlo, Sun City, Singapore.
There's no place like Las Vegas.Copy !req
138. - I heard you old men really knew how to...
- What with the old men?Copy !req
139. I've heard you old men really knew
how to tear it up back in the day.Copy !req
140. Back in the day? Back in the day,
we did some Stone Age scamming...Copy !req
141. on the most beautiful ladies on the planet.Copy !req
142. Whoa. What are you telling her?
I was a married man, Keller.Copy !req
143. Then I'm sure you can enlighten me
with your theories on men and women.Copy !req
144. - You ready?
- Yes.Copy !req
145. Men and women are different.Copy !req
146. - That's it?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
147. Yeah. Tell her the time thing.Copy !req
148. Okay. A girl's walking down The Strip.Copy !req
149. Good-looking guy pulls up
in a brand-new Ferrari.Copy !req
150. He says, "Do you have the time?"
She says, "2:30."Copy !req
151. And he points to a penthouse
on top of the Montecito.Copy !req
152. He says to her,
"Hey, I find you very attractive...Copy !req
153. "and I'd like to make love to you
in my penthouse up there," right?Copy !req
154. So out of 100 women,
how many women do you think would go?Copy !req
155. I don't know. Maybe 10. What's your point?Copy !req
156. Okay, guy's walking down The Strip.Copy !req
157. Less-than-wonderful-looking broad
pulls up in a beat-up Tercel.Copy !req
158. She says, "Do you have the time?"
He says, "2:30."Copy !req
159. And she points to a tenement apartment
on top of a beat-up liquor store...Copy !req
160. and she says, "I find you very attractive.
I'd like to go a couple of rounds." And?Copy !req
161. And every single guy would go.Copy !req
162. They'd not only go.
They'd brag to their friends...Copy !req
163. and the friends think
he's the luckiest guy on Earth.Copy !req
164. - You see, men and women are different.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
165. Don't overthink it.Copy !req
166. Those two right there. What do you think?Copy !req
167. Your odds say 10-to-1 against.Copy !req
168. - Ten-to-one, my man.
- Ouch.Copy !req
169. Come on, champ. Let's go.Copy !req
170. Ten-to-one. I'm betting my glove.Copy !req
171. Okay, get 'em.Copy !req
172. Who's the boss? Who's the boss?Copy !req
173. Do you have the time?Copy !req
174. Dead in the water.Copy !req
175. Every room at the Montecito comes
complete with 600-thread-count sheets...Copy !req
176. complimentary gourmet coffee
and really yummy snacks.Copy !req
177. Home sweet home.Copy !req
178. You want to come in?Copy !req
179. Uh...Copy !req
180. Um, I should probably get back down.Copy !req
181. Okay.Copy !req
182. Bye.Copy !req
183. The changeover's 20% complete.Copy !req
184. Right on time.Copy !req
185. I think we're ahead of schedule.Copy !req
186. You know, I used to read all your old files.Copy !req
187. Athens, Moscow, Bosnia, Somalia.Copy !req
188. Read what files? What the heck for?Copy !req
189. You want to be the best, you study the best.Copy !req
190. Do me a favour. Save that, will you?Copy !req
191. Hey, I have something for you. Joe.
Yeah.Copy !req
192. Wait till you see this.Copy !req
193. Here you are, sir.Copy !req
194. - This is a...
- A Somali chieftain's mask.Copy !req
195. The workmanship, that's fantastic.Copy !req
196. The Somalis gave it as a sign
of friendship and respect for their mentors.Copy !req
197. Thank you very much, Jack.Copy !req
198. Go ahead. Try it on.Copy !req
199. Come on.Copy !req
200. No, really. It's got a special lining
that moulds to the first wearer's face.Copy !req
201. They say
these things suck the spirit out of you.Copy !req
202. Don't be a hump. Just try it on, please.Copy !req
203. ED: What a hump.Copy !req
204. ED: Are you happy?Copy !req
205. Let me hold that thing.Copy !req
206. ED: Yeah.
It's Danny.Copy !req
207. Since you're right by Pit 8,
could you stop and talk to Nessa?Copy !req
208. She's got a possible dice switch.Copy !req
209. Pit 8? Wait a minute. I'm at Bella Sera.Copy !req
210. Bella Sera?Copy !req
211. Wait a minute.
How long we been sitting here?Copy !req
212. Five minutes.Copy !req
213. We'll be right there. Come on, Jack.Copy !req
214. ED: What are we looking at?
We're supposed to be live.Copy !req
215. I'll run a quick diagnostic.
Thank you.Copy !req
216. All right,
that's you leaving the Bella Sera.Copy !req
217. I don't know what the hell's going on.Copy !req
218. Come on, Jack. We need to be live.Copy !req
219. - We were there five minutes ago.
- Must be some delay in the system.Copy !req
220. Hey, fast-forward that.
I want to see what we missed.Copy !req
221. It's not responding. I'll have to reboot.Copy !req
222. - Listen, bring up everything live.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
223. Now, what is the possibility
that this is a malfunction in the system?Copy !req
224. There's an 80% chance
that it's a software anomaly...Copy !req
225. but my people will take care of that.Copy !req
226. We gotta go back to the old system.Copy !req
227. That's a good idea.
How long will that take to bring it back?Copy !req
228. The two systems are incompatible.
We can't switch back.Copy !req
229. Then we gotta speed this thing up.Copy !req
230. We're holding a lot of cash.
I gotta get this done in 24 hours.Copy !req
231. Don't worry. It'll be done.Copy !req
232. Okay, good.
Danny, check all the guests' credit cards...Copy !req
233. and their driver's licenses.
See if the computer can flag down...Copy !req
234. anybody that's had both issued
in the last six months.Copy !req
235. Good idea. There's a small chance
somebody's hacked into this computer.Copy !req
236. And 20% that it's not a software glitch
could mean that we've got a wild card.Copy !req
237. Somebody could be trying
to take down my casino.Copy !req
238. Normally, we have four
armoured car pickups a day.Copy !req
239. You know, minimise our risk.Copy !req
240. And you randomise your times
so the bad guys don't learn your schedule.Copy !req
241. What would you do if you were me?Copy !req
242. Until I discovered the source
of the missing five minutes...Copy !req
243. I'd double security on the holding room
and suspend all pickups.Copy !req
244. That's good. I did that.Copy !req
245. I'd also call Brunson and tell him that
this Jack Keller's having some problems...Copy !req
246. with his new security system.Copy !req
247. Jack, would I do something like that?
Would I rat you out?Copy !req
248. In the old days, we used to call that
"anticipatory deniability."Copy !req
249. The old days.
But you know it's not the Company.Copy !req
250. This is my show,
and I'm responsible for what goes down...Copy !req
251. and nobody takes my money.Copy !req
252. Always the good soldier, Ed.Copy !req
253. Cold-ass warrior.Copy !req
254. But an analogue man in a digital world.Copy !req
255. Ready to scan.Copy !req
256. You gonna reprogramme
the facial recognition?Copy !req
257. ED: Yes, for now.
Till the new system is secured...Copy !req
258. I'll be the only one that can access the vault.Copy !req
259. You don't trust me?Copy !req
260. Not as far as I can spit. But...Copy !req
261. if it's any consolation to you,
I love you like a brother.Copy !req
262. I guess I'm good with that.Copy !req
263. I'm good you're good with that.Copy !req
264. Is it necessary to be this loud?Copy !req
265. I think deaf people see me
walking down the street, and they say:Copy !req
266. "Could you keep it down a little bit?"Copy !req
267. I got a lot on my plate...Copy !req
268. so I'm holding you personally responsible
for him. Understand?Copy !req
269. Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
270. From what I can tell...Copy !req
271. it doesn't look
like anybody can tap in from the outside.Copy !req
272. Do you think it might be his software?Copy !req
273. I do see something pinging
through the hotel Internet...Copy !req
274. but it's obviously some kind of error.Copy !req
275. I don't think we're vulnerable here.Copy !req
276. You listening?Copy !req
277. Let me ask you something.
If the hottest female in this place...Copy !req
278. invites you up to her room,
no questions asked, do you go?Copy !req
279. Don't tell me you and Delinda are back.Copy !req
280. No. No.Copy !req
281. You and Nessa?Copy !req
282. Mary, Mary! You guys finally got...Copy !req
283. No, no. That's a whole other thing. Trust me.Copy !req
284. - Oh, no.
- Yeah.Copy !req
285. You got that sick look.Copy !req
286. I know. What the hell was I thinking, right?
It could totally work.Copy !req
287. Not Sam. Have you lost your mind?
What?Copy !req
288. Danny, this chick will mince you up
into itty-bitty white-boy meatballs.Copy !req
289. I think she's kinda sweet.Copy !req
290. Maybe not exactly sweet...
You're booty-struck, son.Copy !req
291. I'm a man. I know what it is.
You better get a grip.Copy !req
292. - You know something that I don't?
- Put it this way.Copy !req
293. I've seen men try, and I've seen men die.Copy !req
294. You wanna keep your sanity...Copy !req
295. you stay away
from one Samantha Jane Marquez.Copy !req
296. Oh, I get... Okay. Okay.Copy !req
297. Don't listen to me.
White-boy meatballs.Copy !req
298. What if Al Pacino was
your blackjack dealer?Copy !req
299. He's a cool guy, right?Copy !req
300. Can you imagine Al Pacino
as your blackjack dealer:Copy !req
301. "You want me
to hit you? You want me to hit you.Copy !req
302. "You're gonna know
when I hit you, baby. That's right."Copy !req
303. Hey, Richie!
My drink needs stirring!Copy !req
304. Then it would behove you
to ask your waitress, ass-bite.Copy !req
305. Dangler! Dangler! Dangler! Dangler!Copy !req
306. Don't do it, Richie.Copy !req
307. He won't. He promised.Copy !req
308. You wanna see the Dangler?
Is that what you're asking for?Copy !req
309. Are you sure?Copy !req
310. I don't know. I probably shouldn't do this.Copy !req
311. For you, I'll do it.Copy !req
312. Is this what you want?Copy !req
313. Oh!Copy !req
314. Oh, that's cold!Copy !req
315. And that's deep!Copy !req
316. Take it easy, Eddie. The audience loved it.Copy !req
317. - Yeah.
- The Portland Dangler.Copy !req
318. I thought it was funny stuff.Copy !req
319. I hate prop comics.Copy !req
320. We used to topple governments for a living,
and now we emcee The Gong Show...Copy !req
321. and guard the take
from some lousy slot machines.Copy !req
322. Whatever happened to us?Copy !req
323. I don't know.Copy !req
324. But I'll tell you what. I sure love it.Copy !req
325. Look, I am so sorry.
ED: I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
326. Now, is he still here?Copy !req
327. I think so, yes.Copy !req
328. You think so, yes?Copy !req
329. Will you tell this Portland Dangler...Copy !req
330. if he doesn't want
to become the Vegas Eunuch...Copy !req
331. he's to get off this property
as soon as possible. Is that clear?Copy !req
332. Yes.Copy !req
333. Yes? Yes, what?Copy !req
334. Sir?Copy !req
335. Okay, take care. You want me to send
some security to help you...Copy !req
336. No, sir. I can take care of it.Copy !req
337. ED: Don't get cute with me.
I'm not.Copy !req
338. What do you two guys got?Copy !req
339. I ran a debug
via the main A.P.S.T. Programme...Copy !req
340. which handles all the task assignment,
application, execution...Copy !req
341. Whoa, whoa. English.Copy !req
342. Best guess,
there's nothing nefarious going on.Copy !req
343. It's just what it looks like: A glitch.Copy !req
344. Unless... Check this out.Copy !req
345. The computer did spit out one thing.Copy !req
346. New credit card, new driver's license.
Alisa Sarver. Pine Bluff, Arkansas.Copy !req
347. Arkansas, my ass.
You don't know who that is?Copy !req
348. - No.
- Oh.Copy !req
349. You're looking at Karla Marin.Copy !req
350. Whoa, the queen of the hackers.Copy !req
351. There must be a thousand websites
devoted to her.Copy !req
352. I didn't know they'd let her out.Copy !req
353. That chick's an ex-convict?Copy !req
354. Oh, yeah.
Stole 15,000 pristine credit-card accounts...Copy !req
355. and got away with $8 million
before they found out what happened.Copy !req
356. That is the hottest geek I've ever seen.Copy !req
357. Hey.Copy !req
358. Wow. You really should have knocked.Copy !req
359. Why do you have
our surveillance monitors on your...Copy !req
360. Get in.Copy !req
361. Hey, hey!Copy !req
362. - The answer's yes.
- Yes, what?Copy !req
363. I don't know what the hell I was thinking.Copy !req
364. I was a little surprised
by the whole thing yesterday...Copy !req
365. Yesterday, uh... Oh, yesterday.Copy !req
366. You had your shot.
You couldn't close. It's done.Copy !req
367. Wait. That's it? That's all I get?
What about the sad mystery?Copy !req
368. The pushing people away?Copy !req
369. Don't overthink it.Copy !req
370. Hey, Danny, how you doing?Copy !req
371. How's it going?Copy !req
372. Going a little better than you,
by the sound of things, huh?Copy !req
373. What you need's a hat. Cover that up.Copy !req
374. Only guy in here
with worse hair than Ronnie Dunn.Copy !req
375. Yeah.Copy !req
376. Hey, give me $100 on that.Copy !req
377. Chicks'll really dig you now.
It's a party. Go have fun.Copy !req
378. I will.
Forty-four! Eight, where is he?Copy !req
379. All right, let's just say you leave...Copy !req
380. and we'll pretend this is all a big joke.Copy !req
381. Do you think this is a joke?Copy !req
382. Two priests and a monkey
walk into a bar. That's a joke.Copy !req
383. This is real.Copy !req
384. You'll never get away with this.Copy !req
385. Ed Deline will nail your ass
before you get 10 feet out the door.Copy !req
386. Really?Copy !req
387. Not if I nail his first.Copy !req
388. Sequence initiated.Copy !req
389. We're right on schedule.Copy !req
390. Perfect.Copy !req
391. Miss Marin, you have a moment, please?Copy !req
392. Come on, Slim. One more time, pal.Copy !req
393. Here we go. One time.Copy !req
394. We've checked your room
and your rent-a-car.Copy !req
395. They've both come up clean.Copy !req
396. It's nice to know
housekeeping is so thorough.Copy !req
397. But the terms of my parole state
that I have to stay away from computers...Copy !req
398. not cards and dice.Copy !req
399. I understand.Copy !req
400. But unfortunately we prefer
you take your action elsewhere.Copy !req
401. But I'm not done playing, Mr. Deline.Copy !req
402. Miss Marin, you are here.Copy !req
403. Ladies, thank you kindly.Copy !req
404. I had to see this one for myself,
and it's even worse than I thought.Copy !req
405. Aren't you supposed to catch bad guys?Copy !req
406. Big Ed done took care
of them varmints for me.Copy !req
407. Oh, God.Copy !req
408. Know what happens when you play
a country song backwards?Copy !req
409. Your truck gets fixed, your dog gets better,
and your old lady comes back.Copy !req
410. You're hopeless. Hey, have you seen Mary?
Sam's been looking for her all afternoon.Copy !req
411. Mary's probably still wrangling the Dangler.Copy !req
412. He's such a pig.Copy !req
413. You wouldn't know
why Sam's looking for Mary, would you?Copy !req
414. No. You'll have to ask her yourself.Copy !req
415. Okay. See you.Copy !req
416. Wait a minute.Copy !req
417. You slept with Sam, didn't you?Copy !req
418. No, I... No.Copy !req
419. - But something happened.
- No.Copy !req
420. I swear to God.Copy !req
421. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
422. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
423. Excuse me. Why would you care?Copy !req
424. 'Cause you're still in love with me, cowboy.
Choo-choo-choo. Whoo-whoo.Copy !req
425. Giddyap.Copy !req
426. I heard you were looking for Mary.Copy !req
427. I want to confirm my guests
for the Brooks & Dunn concert.Copy !req
428. She's gone AWOL.Copy !req
429. Is there a problem?Copy !req
430. I'm sorry. I'm a bit mesmerised by the hat.Copy !req
431. - You like that, don't you?
- You look like an idiot.Copy !req
432. Nice chatting with you.Copy !req
433. Danny, wait.Copy !req
434. Whoa. Easy.Copy !req
435. I want to apologise about this morning.Copy !req
436. By pile-driving me into the slot machine?Copy !req
437. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
438. Listen, last night I was drunk...Copy !req
439. and a little vulnerable...Copy !req
440. and you didn't take advantage of me,
which was very sweet.Copy !req
441. - You're welcome.
- But kind of stupid, no?Copy !req
442. Look, I think that we did the right thing.Copy !req
443. Well, yeah, I think we did the right thing, too.Copy !req
444. Good.Copy !req
445. Do you want to come up
to my room right now?Copy !req
446. What's the magic word?Copy !req
447. - Dump the hat.
- Close enough.Copy !req
448. Ooh!Copy !req
449. I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
450. How did a nice guy like me
get involved in high-tech theft?Copy !req
451. Well, I'm glad you asked.Copy !req
452. On the road, man, you get bored.Copy !req
453. Just another day,
another crappy motel room...Copy !req
454. watching Oprah again,
downloading porn, again.Copy !req
455. It's mind-numbingly boring,
until I discover I have a talent.Copy !req
456. It's not for impressions.Copy !req
457. It's for making on-line security systems...Copy !req
458. a little less secure.Copy !req
459. I hacked a site that turned out to be run
by some very dangerous guys.Copy !req
460. I logged off quickly, but they found me.Copy !req
461. A couple days later, I get off-stage...Copy !req
462. and some big guys are waiting
with some big guns.Copy !req
463. I didn't have a choice.
I had to go to work for 'em.Copy !req
464. That's when I learned something.Copy !req
465. It's a lot easier to steal people's money
than it is to make 'em laugh.Copy !req
466. But you're actually funny.Copy !req
467. Really? Do you mean that?Copy !req
468. Well, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
469. Done.Copy !req
470. Delay sequence complete.Copy !req
471. Who's that?Copy !req
472. I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you.Copy !req
473. Right.Copy !req
474. Bedroom.Copy !req
475. And the lovely living room.Copy !req
476. Are you moving?Copy !req
477. I always keep my bags packed.Copy !req
478. Why?Copy !req
479. I'm not the kind of girl who puts down roots.Copy !req
480. I guess you never know
when you'll get a better offer, huh?Copy !req
481. Yeah. Never know.Copy !req
482. Hey, you ever consider
going freelance?Copy !req
483. I think we'd make a great team.Copy !req
484. I could be the brains, and you...
And you could be the old guy.Copy !req
485. Yeah. Be the old guy that kicks your ass.Copy !req
486. Maybe.Copy !req
487. So here's to your new security system,
fully installed, operational.Copy !req
488. Welcome to the 21st century.Copy !req
489. ED: Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
490. Let's drink to the Communists...Copy !req
491. without whom we would never have met.Copy !req
492. To the Communists.Copy !req
493. There's only eight
of those little bastards left, right?Copy !req
494. Castro's still running around
in those same fatigues.Copy !req
495. I'm sure they are the same.
Wait. But don't forget Kim Jong II.Copy !req
496. To Kim Jong II.Copy !req
497. The Al Davis of Korea.Copy !req
498. Very good, Ed.Copy !req
499. Well, what's next, my friend?Copy !req
500. I'm gonna head down to Panama...Copy !req
501. review the security
on the perimeter of the Canal.Copy !req
502. Yeah, I always liked Panama.Copy !req
503. Now, was that before or after
you yanked Noriega out of there?Copy !req
504. I read that file, remember?Copy !req
505. Sometimes the legend exceeds the truth.Copy !req
506. Except in your case, right?Copy !req
507. I wasn't joking, Ed,
when I said I need a partner.Copy !req
508. Thanks, Jack.Copy !req
509. I gotta stay.Copy !req
510. But you...Copy !req
511. You, my friend, you have a great trip.Copy !req
512. You bet I will.Copy !req
513. What do you think the chances are...Copy !req
514. that after this is all done,
me and you could...Copy !req
515. you know, hook up?Copy !req
516. Oh, I'm sure we'll see each other again.Copy !req
517. Yeah? I could try to arrange...Copy !req
518. a private showing of the Portland Dangler.Copy !req
519. I'm sorry. I only book the big acts.Copy !req
520. That's funny.Copy !req
521. You're the funny girl. Yeah.
Man, that was so funny.Copy !req
522. You're just a little comedienne, aren't you?Copy !req
523. So funny I forgot to laugh!
What a bitch.Copy !req
524. Clean sweep of subsystems
2-A and 2-B complete.Copy !req
525. What do we got going?Copy !req
526. Just finishing up a low-level diagnostic
of the new software. It all looks pretty good.Copy !req
527. - Good.
- Is Jack gone?Copy !req
528. Jack? Oh, yeah. Thank God. It's about time.
That guy was driving me nuts.Copy !req
529. - Hold on.
- I see it.Copy !req
530. - We've been locked out.
- What do you mean locked out?Copy !req
531. The system clock has been reset again.Copy !req
532. We've been watching video
from five minutes ago.Copy !req
533. Find out where the bastard is. Run a trace.Copy !req
534. Isolating.Copy !req
535. That's twice, you know.Copy !req
536. Wait. The interference isn't random this time.Copy !req
537. It's coming from inside the hotel.Copy !req
538. Give me a minute, and I will pinpoint it.Copy !req
539. Yeah?
ED: Hey, kid, where are you?Copy !req
540. Upstairs. Why?Copy !req
541. ED: We've been hacked again,
but this time we located the source.Copy !req
542. The hallway near the Bella Sera kitchen.
How fast can you get there?Copy !req
543. Two minutes.
ED: Well, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
544. I'm on my way.Copy !req
545. You should unpack.Copy !req
546. I never unpack.Copy !req
547. Where in the hell are you?
You should be there by now. Hurry up.Copy !req
548. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
549. Excuse me.Copy !req
550. I'm standing outside the Bella Sera.
I don't see anything.Copy !req
551. ED: Who the hell sent you there?
You.Copy !req
552. Me? Are you out of your mind?
What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
553. - Got it.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
554. The dressing room behind the Mystique.
Get going.Copy !req
555. Did he get away?
I don't know.Copy !req
556. Are you okay?Copy !req
557. You're here.Copy !req
558. How is she?Copy !req
559. She's okay. She's pissed.Copy !req
560. I'm not overjoyed myself.Copy !req
561. Mr. D., I think I've partially restored
the missing five minutes.Copy !req
562. Go to the hallway
outside the Mystique dressing room.Copy !req
563. Put it on the centre monitor.Copy !req
564. Following him to stairwell 32.
Jack's system is pretty cool.Copy !req
565. Forget cool. Go to the adjacent cameras
of the matching time sequences.Copy !req
566. Re-cuing now.Copy !req
567. Richie sent me to the Bella Sera
just to buy some time.Copy !req
568. Time for what? It doesn't make sense.Copy !req
569. Wait a minute. Go to the holding vault.Copy !req
570. The computer isn't showing any activity
in the area.Copy !req
571. Go to any activity at the vault
within the last 15 hours.Copy !req
572. On screen three.Copy !req
573. That's you, Ed.Copy !req
574. The hell it is.Copy !req
575. Sir, I know it's valuable,
but I can't take a belt buckle in lieu of chips.Copy !req
576. Yeah, well, it's 14-carat.Copy !req
577. On six for $3,000 there.
$1,000 on one. Come on.Copy !req
578. And $10,000 on the...
Guys.Copy !req
579. Hey! It's an hour before your show.
What are you two...Copy !req
580. - Nessa, Nessa...
- Find Mary.Copy !req
581. I've never, never seen a roll like this.Copy !req
582. This is unbelievable! Check it out, huh?Copy !req
583. It's great.
There you go.Copy !req
584. Watch this.Copy !req
585. Look, I'll make sure your chips
are stacked and packed.Copy !req
586. But you better go.
You've been here 24 hours.Copy !req
587. - Don't you have a sound check?
- Yeah, right. Whatever.Copy !req
588. I got your sound check.Copy !req
589. MarieCopy !req
590. How's that for a sound check?Copy !req
591. Trust me. That's as good as it gets, too.Copy !req
592. Guys...Copy !req
593. Sound check's for sissies.
We're throwing dice here.Copy !req
594. Come on.
Get it, pappy!Copy !req
595. Six the hard way.Copy !req
596. Guys, guys. You've got to go.
I'll colour you up.Copy !req
597. Why don't we call it? I'll tell you what.
$10,000 for the dealers.Copy !req
598. $20,000. Here you go. We're colouring in.Copy !req
599. Wow! Whoo!Copy !req
600. Son of a...Copy !req
601. That first five minutes made us
expedite the changeover.Copy !req
602. And took our attention away from the vault.Copy !req
603. That's when they hit us.Copy !req
604. And the second delay
gave them enough time to escape...Copy !req
605. with the $50 million.Copy !req
606. But you were the only one
with access to the vault.Copy !req
607. Me and Jack Keller.Copy !req
608. Yeah.Copy !req
609. ED:
Somebody ripped us off. I need you.Copy !req
610. Stop messing with me, Eddie.
The system is foolproof.Copy !req
611. ED: I'm not messing with you.
Someone just snatched $50 million.Copy !req
612. - Yeah? Who?
- If I knew who, I wouldn't need you.Copy !req
613. Come back here right now.Copy !req
614. Signal stationary. Eight miles.Copy !req
615. I'm turning around now.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.Copy !req
616. Is he moving? Got status?Copy !req
617. Not moving. Not moving.Copy !req
618. Jack, your car's not moving.Copy !req
619. My compliments, Ed.Copy !req
620. Not bad for an analogue guy, huh?Copy !req
621. I didn't know how long it would take you
to put it together...Copy !req
622. but you're hours ahead of where
I thought you'd be.Copy !req
623. The main thing I learned
from going through your files...Copy !req
624. is that your ego
always clouded your judgment...Copy !req
625. which is what made you such an easy mark.Copy !req
626. And you definitely should have
taken me up on my offer...Copy !req
627. because once Brunson thinks that you
and some whacked-out stand-up comedian...Copy !req
628. helped me rip him off for $50 million...
I hate saying this, Ed...Copy !req
629. but you'll won't get a job
guarding a doughnut shop.Copy !req
630. Since you got everything figured out, Jack...Copy !req
631. you mind if I point out a little mistake,
you know, just as a professional courtesy?Copy !req
632. Yeah, sure. I always appreciate
constructive operational analysis, Ed.Copy !req
633. ED: If I were robbing me,
I'd make sure I checked everything...Copy !req
634. especially the stuff I was trying to steal.Copy !req
635. What?
I got this.Copy !req
636. Jack?Copy !req
637. Ed.Copy !req
638. ED: I read a little, too. And I read your file.Copy !req
639. And it said, whether you
topple governments or kill 10 people...Copy !req
640. you never leave the job empty-handed.Copy !req
641. One more thing, pal.Copy !req
642. I'm really disappointed.Copy !req
643. Eddie, you sure you don't want
to come with me?Copy !req
644. Jack.Copy !req
645. Just run, you son of a bitch.
Run as fast as you can, okay?Copy !req
646. Everything all right?Copy !req
647. Yeah. Yeah. Let's lock this up.Copy !req
648. - You look worried.
- No, not a bit. Come on.Copy !req
649. Thanks, boss.Copy !req
650. Hey, I really appreciate you guys.
I love you and... Thank you.Copy !req
651. Wish I could stay and hang,
but I gotta go upstairs.Copy !req
652. - Appreciate the job. Thanks.
- Here's to you.Copy !req
653. We made some money this week.
It's unusual for us.Copy !req
654. Well, have a good time.Copy !req
655. ED: Thank you.Copy !req
656. Mary! Now where have you been?
You missed the show tonight, huh?Copy !req
657. Yeah, I was a little tied up.Copy !req
658. You know what? Hey, would you guys mind
if we borrowed a guitar?Copy !req
659. Be okay?Copy !req
660. Steal his act.Copy !req
661. Ought to do something for these girls.
Mary missed the show.Copy !req
662. She's made us rich.Copy !req
663. Oh, we gotta sing something
for Lady Luck here.Copy !req
664. That's right.
Delinda Deline.Copy !req
665. You, too, Nessa.Copy !req
666. Get your harp outta your pocket, cowboy.Copy !req
667. What she wants
is a man to be faithfulCopy !req
668. True heart, somebody willing and ableCopy !req
669. To stay by her side through thick and thinCopy !req
670. A tender touch every now and thenCopy !req
671. She's not hung up on fairytalesCopy !req
672. Or some dream at the bottom
of a wishing wellCopy !req
673. I wanna take you somewhere.Copy !req
674. - Now?
- Not gonna ask you again.Copy !req
675. What she wants most
are the little thingsCopy !req
676. That's what she getsCopy !req
677. That's what she getsCopy !req
678. That's what she getsCopy !req
679. for lovin' meCopy !req
680. Sometimes I lay awake at nightCopy !req
681. So how come
I never heard of this place?Copy !req
682. You gotta know someone.Copy !req
683. I like it.Copy !req
684. It's the best place to look at the stars.
Reminds me of where I grew up.Copy !req
685. Which is?Copy !req
686. A girl's gotta have some secrets.Copy !req
687. Phoenix.Copy !req
688. - Phoenix?
- Or Tucson. Or... I don't know.Copy !req
689. Seems like a lot of really smokin' chicks
come from either Phoenix or Tucson.Copy !req
690. I unpacked my bags.Copy !req
691. Yep.Copy !req
692. I saw it.Copy !req