1. We're at the Montecito
Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada...
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2. watching some of the biggest poker players.
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3. That's right.
Names like Phil Ivey...
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4. Chris "Jesus" Ferguson,
Howard Lederer, Phil Gordon.
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5. Yeah.
All competing for the biggest jackpot:
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6. Five million dollars.
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7. At one of the biggest events
in tournament poker:
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8. The Montecito's World Championship.
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9. Okay, dealers.
Shuffle up, cut them and put them in the air.
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10. Where did she go?
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11. Isn't she supposed to...
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12. Yeah. Reappear.
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13. Oh, I don't believe this.
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14. I want my money back!
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15. My honeymoon is ruined!
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16. Ladies and gentlemen, now, please.
Everyone will get a refund.
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17. Now, if you could just form a line,
we can help you one at a time.
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18. Thank you.
Nothing yet. No sign of her.
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19. The fans are freaking out...
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20. especially the ones who buy into the whole
"Vanko and Vera...
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21. "on your honeymoon
guarantees happiness" thing.
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22. We'll find her.
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23. Oh, excuse me. Miss? Thanks.
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24. - Ben. Ben Pearce.
- Mike!
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25. I thought that was you.
Oh, man! Long time.
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26. I never thought I'd run into you in Vegas.
Frankly, I never thought I'd run into you...
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27. anywhere outside
of the engineering building.
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28. Right. I didn't know casinos
had engineers on staff.
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29. They don't. I'm head valet here.
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30. Yeah. I never liked working
in an office, handcuffed to a computer.
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31. I gotta work with people, man, not machines.
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32. Besides, you'd be surprised how often my
engineering degree comes in handy here.
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33. And the money's great. So, how about you?
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34. Are you still working
for that software company?
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35. I got laid off. Said I wasn't
enough of a team player. I don't know.
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36. What are you doing in Vegas?
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37. I'm playing in the
World Poker Championship.
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38. - We're on a break.
- The W.P.C.?
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39. Yeah.
Well, if you just got axed...
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40. isn't it kind of risky to be spending $20,000
on a poker tournament?
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41. Well, I won my seat playing online, so...
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42. Actually, before today, I never even played...
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43. in a live poker game.
You know, on the computer.
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44. So what about you? You still play poker?
You were good back in college.
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45. I quit. Right after I moved back here.
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46. I gotta go back to work.
If you want, why don't you meet me later...
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47. - at Mystique, and we'll have dinner.
- Sure.
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48. - All right. Good luck in there.
- Thanks.
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49. Hey, you.
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50. All right. Let me call you back.
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51. Danny, this is Monty McClure,
the President of the S.A.S.S.C.
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52. - It's pronounced "sassy."
- S.A.S.S.C. Hey.
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53. - This is Loretta Harris, our Vice President.
- Hi.
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54. - Hi.
- Quickly, Loretta.
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55. Mr. McCoy, let me say that we...
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56. at the Society of American
Swizzle Stick Collectors are thrilled...
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57. to be having our convention here.
But we do have some security concerns.
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58. Oh, big concerns.
Big concerns.
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59. I'm sure we're equipped to meet your needs.
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60. Well, you see this?
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61. This swizzle stick was used...
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62. by the President
of our very own United States...
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63. in 1986, at Addie's Texas Grill.
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64. One of the last ones he used
before he went on the wagon.
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65. As a historical artefact, it's priceless.
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66. On eBay, it would go for at least $80, $85.
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67. Mr. McCoy,
S.A.S.S.C. Members are a competitive lot.
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68. Sometimes tensions run high
and once in a great while...
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69. things do get out of hand.
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70. I'm referring
to the riots at the '98 convention.
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71. Yes. They were terrible.
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72. I just wanna make sure
that everything remains under control.
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73. Okay.
I'll assign some extra security personnel.
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74. - Oh, excellent.
- Yes.
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75. Good. Great. All right. That'll be it.
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76. Oh, it's over? The meeting's over.
Thank you.
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77. Out this way. Same door. You got it.
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78. Same door.
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79. - Yeah.
- Good God.
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80. Entrez.
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81. Ed!
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82. You know Olga,
the cockatoos.
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83. - Olga the what?
- The bird "wrang-u-ler" from the show.
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84. Oh. The bird "wrang-u-ler."
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85. And these are Vanko and Vera's
famous cockatoos, Horse and Carriage.
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86. First pair called Love and Marriage.
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87. Marriage die of gout.
Die of gout.
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88. Love ate Marriage's legs.
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89. Marriage over.
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90. ED: Well, nice meeting you, Olga.
Nice to meeting you.
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91. Birds.
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92. Sit down, will you?
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93. Okay. Look. I...
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94. I really need to ask you something, okay?
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95. When Vera disappears, where does she go?
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96. - Go?
- Go. Yeah. Go.
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97. You know, like, besides into thin air.
Is there any way she could...
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98. like, I don't know, get stuck...
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99. or, you know, like
in a trapdoor behind the stage?
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100. No, no, no.
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101. Vanko and Vera never reveal
the secrets to the magic.
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102. What is your problem?
We need to find your wife.
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103. I hear the whispers, you know.
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104. Everyone is saying,
"Vera is the one with all the talent."
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105. Well, now I will show them all.
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106. "Vanko and Vera" is not just Vera.
Also is Vanko.
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107. You won't be able to show them anything
until we find your wife...
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108. because I am gonna cancel the show
until further notice.
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109. No! I will perform solo until Vera returns.
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110. - Olga can assist me.
- Me?
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111. See, you're not helping at all.
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112. And you seem really eager
to do this show solo.
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113. So when the cops speak to me,
which they will...
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114. I'm gonna have to tell them that.
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115. So what? Vanko is pure of heart.
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116. The magic depends upon it.
I have nothing to hide.
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117. So, then tell me, how does the trick work?
Tell me.
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118. This much I can tell you.
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119. In magic, there are five basic categories:
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120. Appearance, disappearance...
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121. transformation, levitation...
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122. and sawink.
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123. - "Sawink"?
- "Sawink."
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124. Okay. Sawing. And?
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125. And, in this trick,
there is no sawing involved.
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126. You think Vanko
and Olga were in on it?
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127. There's a lot of guys that wish
they could make their wife disappear.
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128. This guy can actually do it.
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129. I'm running video I.Q.
ED: All right. Okay.
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130. Thank you.
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131. Pearce. How's the tournament going?
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132. I busted out. Lost everything.
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133. Tough luck, man.
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134. There shouldn't be any luck about it, Mike.
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135. - Poker's a game of skill.
- Don't be so hard on yourself.
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136. There's some pretty tough competition
in there. And, hey...
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137. you won your seat online,
so you're breaking even.
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138. That's better than most folks
who come to Vegas.
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139. That's a rough break.
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140. - Who was that?
- Just a guy from the tournament.
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141. Listen, Mike, I can't...
I don't think I can have dinner here.
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142. - Don't worry about it. It's on me.
- No, it's not... I just... I can't...
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143. I gotta go. I'm sorry. Sorry.
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144. So, what's going on?
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145. Video I.Q. Picks her up here
just before she disappeared...
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146. and then we just lose her completely.
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147. I ran this footage against every other camera
on the property. So far, no matches.
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148. So, video I.Q. Uses a combination
of both heat signature and gait, right?
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149. ED: Right.
There's no way...
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150. she could've walked out of here
without the video I.Q. Picking her up...
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151. whether she was disguised,
changed her clothing, anything.
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152. Maybe she didn't walk.
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153. Why don't you run this back
and check for wheelchairs...
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154. scooters, anything on wheels.
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155. All right. Should we notify the police?
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156. She's not a missing person for 72 hours.
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157. We need her back before then.
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158. You know how much money we lose
every night this show goes dark?
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159. Your concern is touching.
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160. Listen, wise guy, I am deeply concerned
about her welfare, all right?
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161. But now that I'm President of Operations...
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162. I'm also deeply concerned
about the millions that we stand to lose...
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163. - from Montecito.
- Okay. Got it.
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164. See you tomorrow?
Yeah. Good night.
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165. Oh, my God!
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166. Oh, my God.
Someone call 911.
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167. Ben?
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168. Big Ed runs
the best security team in Vegas.
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169. He'll nail whoever did this to you.
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170. No. No security. No police. I told you.
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171. Look, man, we really should
get you to the hospital.
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172. I told you. No hospitals.
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173. Yeah, you told me.
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174. You got anything else you wanna tell me?
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175. In the poker tournament...
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176. I didn't exactly win my seat playing online.
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177. Okay. I'm listening.
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178. That guy,
the one who nodded to me at Mystique?
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179. - Yeah.
- His name's Louis Ambrose.
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180. He staked me the $20,000 entry fee.
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181. And why would he do that?
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182. When I lost my job,
I started playing poker online...
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183. you know, tournaments.
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184. Never finished lower than top five
in any online event I entered.
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185. So, Ambrose e-mails me, you know?
He says he's been following my plays.
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186. He says he wants to stake me
in the World Poker Championship.
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187. And in return?
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188. In return I'd repay his $20,000
plus 50% of my winnings.
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189. I was supposed to pay him today,
and when I showed up without the cash...
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190. Look, I got some savings.
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191. I can probably scrape it together, okay?
Lt'd take me at least a day or two.
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192. Oh, man. You know,
I hate to drag you into this, but, God, Mike...
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193. I'm in way over my head here.
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194. You're terrible!
Where's Vera?
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195. Come on! Where's Vera?
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196. I want my money back!
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197. - What happened?
- Excuse me. Nothing.
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198. Only in Vegas!
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199. - You mind?
- No.
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201. I guess...
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202. I guess things didn't go so well
out there last night with Olga.
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204. You must help me to find Vera.
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205. No. You must help me to find Vera.
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211. Tell me how you do the trick.
Where does she disappear to?
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212. No. I cannot tell you.
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213. Do you want me to help you
find your wife or not?
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214. No. I cannot tell you
how the trick works because the...
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215. - Actually, I don't know how it works.
- You don't know?
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217. In the beginning, we shared everything.
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219. And it's not so bad until...
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220. Until what?
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222. I want to make a new contract
with Montecito, of course.
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223. But Vera? No! And so I push her.
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224. Push, push, push.
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225. Now I cannot push her anymore
because she has disappeared.
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226. The Civil War
commemorative swizzle set.
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227. One hundred percent glass. Hand-painted.
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228. And see how the swizzles all have
flat bottoms so they can stand on their own?
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229. Unbelievable.
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230. It's also a working chess set.
You're kidding me.
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231. - It's gone.
- What? What's gone?
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232. My prized George W. Swizzle. It is gone.
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233. You have to help me find it
before the collection judging begins.
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235. Did you ever hear of a Louis Ambrose?
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236. Where the hell
you come up with Louis Ambrose?
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237. I'm just checking something
for a friend of mine.
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238. Ambrose is a rotten dirt bag.
He's a low-life loan shark.
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239. ED: He's got two warehouses
down there on South Industrial.
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240. He's a dirt bag, and if you should see him...
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241. you make sure you tell him I said so.
You hear me?
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243. No. Then somebody would be fired.
He's black-booked.
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244. I'm telling you, and you tell your friend,
stay away from this guy.
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245. He's the lowest scum on Earth. You got me?
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246. I will. I got it.
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247. But if Ed told you not to go,
why are you doing this?
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248. Back in college, I got into some trouble.
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249. I wouldn't have graduated
if it wasn't for Pearce.
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250. Yeah, it was
the night before graduation...
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251. and partying got a little...
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252. out of hand and the police hauled me in.
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253. - The police?
- The police hauled me in...
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255. trying to reach a friend back at the dorm,
and everyone was out celebrating...
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256. except Pearce.
Now, I've lived down the hall four years.
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257. Never spoke to this guy.
And there he was, bailing me out.
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258. I swore then that
if he ever needed anything, I'd be there.
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259. Now that marker's come due.
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260. Thank you.
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261. I have no news yet.
Just keep doing what you're doing.
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262. I'm going back out there. Wish me luck.
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263. - Bad?
- Worse.
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265. - Hey.
- Hey, honey.
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266. How are you?
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267. Sorry I'm late.
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268. ED: It's all right.
It's crazy out there.
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269. Yeah, I know.
You know, those Vera and Vanko fans...
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270. they're really devoted.
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271. People count on them
to make their marriages successful.
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272. I'm going to see Vera and Vanko
on my honeymoon.
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273. I could have sworn
I just heard you say "honeymoon."
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274. - You getting married or something?
- Someday.
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275. If I know he's the right guy.
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276. Jesus. You really had me going there
for a second.
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277. You'd be the first to know
if I was getting married, Daddy.
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278. That's very comforting.
You know, just marriage...
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279. I just never heard you talk
about that normal kind of stuff.
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280. ED: Is it something
you've been thinking about?
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281. Do not try and fix me up with anyone.
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282. - I don't... That's your mother's department.
- Besides, I know who you want me to marry.
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283. I want you to marry
whoever it is that makes you happy.
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284. That's what I want.
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285. ED: Who?
Danny.
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286. Danny? I hate the guy.
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287. It was in my booth
at the convention when I went to the buffet.
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288. - And when I came back, it was gone.
- Calm down, Mr. McClure.
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289. - Just tell me what time you left.
- 12:30 we closed the displays...
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290. and I got back around 1:45.
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291. I'll have a member of my security team
check the footage on the convention floor...
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292. but that's all I can do right now.
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293. I've been thinking it over.
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294. Thinking, analysing. I know who took it.
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295. Loretta Harris.
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296. Loretta, the S.A.S.S.C.
Vice President Loretta?
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297. Loretta's been after my job
ever since I took office.
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298. The S.A.S.S.C. Presidency
automatically goes to the member...
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299. with the best collection.
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300. Once I got ahold of that George W. Swizzle...
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301. I knew I could ride the Bush name
straight to the President's office.
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302. But without it,
I'm afraid I haven't got a chance.
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303. I appreciate the lead, Mr. McClure.
I'll look into it.
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305. - Yeah?
- I'm here about a loan.
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I could give you a loan?
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307. It's not for me.
A loan you made to a friend of mine:
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308. Ben Pearce.
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309. - You got my $20,000?
- Yes...
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310. I can get it, but, sir, I need...
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311. Well Ben needs...
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312. We need another day.
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313. - Another day?
- Another day.
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my $20,000 today? Okay.
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we can work out here.
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318. How about we work it out to another $10,000
every time you open your freaking mouth?
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- Wait.
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320. Ben, he doesn't even know I'm here,
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322. Fine. I'll hold you responsible, too.
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323. $40,000 by tomorrow night.
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325. And tell that son of a bitch Pearce
if I don't get my money...
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326. what happened last night
is gonna feel like a massage.
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327. Good-bye.
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328. What did you say to him, Mike?
What did you do?
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329. I'm sorry, man.
I just asked him for a few more days...
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330. so I can get the money together
to pay him back. I'm sorry.
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331. - You know, I was trying to help.
- Thanks a lot, Mike.
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that $20,000 though, right?
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333. Yep.
How soon?
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334. - I don't know. This afternoon.
- Okay. Good.
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335. I'm gonna get the full $40,000, okay?
It's not just you in this. It's me now.
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336. And I'll find the cash.
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337. But do not go back over there
without all of it.
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339. I heard about this game at the Palms tonight.
Texas Hold'em.
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340. $20,000 buy-in. So far, only pros.
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341. Are you crazy?
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342. You busted out
in a tournament full of amateurs.
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343. What makes you think
you can hold your own with the pros?
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344. Pros play rationally, by the odds.
They have to.
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that's the only way you can win.
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I can at least double my money.
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348. It's a bad idea. It's very bad.
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349. Look, you just single-handedly
doubled my debt to Ambrose, okay?
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350. You say this is on you now?
You owe me that extra $20,000, right?
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351. Right. And once you give it to me, it's mine.
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352. And I could do what I want with it,
and I want in that game.
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353. Well, then,
there's someone you gotta meet first.
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354. Poker isn't just about odds, man.
It's about people.
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playing the computers...
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357. now you've gotta master
the human side of the game...
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358. - because computers don't have tells.
- Tells?
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359. Yeah. Subtle changes in human behaviour...
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360. that let you know
what your opponent's gonna do.
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361. Ben Pearce, Nessa Holt.
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362. Nessa's the best pit boss in Vegas
and one hell of a poker player.
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363. >From the hours spent on this floor,
she can probably tell you...
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is holding a winning hand...
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365. right from where we're standing,
just based on the way he or she acts.
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366. Is that true?
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367. Try me. Pick a table.
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368. Four seat just made his hand.
Can tell by the freeze.
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369. Player gets dealt a monster hand...
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370. his breathing inadvertently stops
for just a second.
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but I'm guessing straight flush.
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372. Yep. Definitely the straight flush.
There's the look-away.
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373. Player holding the nuts will often
glance away from the table...
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374. an unconscious effort to appear nonchalant.
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375. Freeze gave me the flush,
look-away tells me it's even better.
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376. The stare-down.
Guy's trying to appear confident...
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377. even though he's holding squat.
It's the oldest bluff in the book.
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378. So number two's betting big,
but he's no threat.
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379. Now four, he'll come over the top.
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is a sign of nervousness...
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382. The excitement of being dealt
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Never bet into the shake.
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384. - How do you know all that?
- You spend as much time...
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you're bound to pick up a few things.
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386. Exactly 15 minutes before she goes on,
she has her pre-show martini...
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387. delivered to her room, same as always.
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388. And 10 minutes later,
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389. - to the stage, same as always.
- Hold it.
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390. ED: Run that waiter back on 118.
Run him back again.
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391. ED: Okay.
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392. Now, run back 118 at the same time
the night before she disappeared.
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393. Now find that waiter.
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394. Thank you.
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395. - What are we doing here?
- Limiting our variables.
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396. Lucky for us. There's an Elvis
impersonators' convention this weekend.
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397. Nessa taught you a lot today.
Let's see if you actually learned anything.
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398. Excuse me. I was just wondering.
You look so much like Elvis.
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399. Did you ever meet him in person?
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400. Yes, sir, I did.
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402. I was working at the Dunes,
in the diner, right?
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403. Graveyard shift.
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404. who should walk in...
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407. It was July 3, 1973.
Went backstage after a show at the Stardust.
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408. I'll never forget it.
That was the best day of my life.
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409. Corner of Las Vegas Boulevard.
Flamingo Road. 1976.
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410. Actually, my mum smashed into his limo.
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412. Elvis lives.
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413. Okay. One of those guys was lying.
Which one?
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415. Plus the guy would've been
like eight in 1977.
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416. I guess we got a lot more work to do.
Come on.
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417. That's preposterous.
I'm sorry if Monty misplaced that swizzle...
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418. but I certainly had nothing
to do with it going missing.
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419. - And I resent the suggestion that I did.
- Before you go any further...
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420. I should tell you
that our surveillance footage shows you...
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421. entering the convention floor this afternoon
while Mr. McClure was at the buffet.
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422. It's all right here on the videotape.
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423. Is that you?
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424. Could be.
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425. Oh, thank God.
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426. Excellent work. You guys are good.
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427. I'm sorry.
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428. I just wanted to win so bad.
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429. I'm just too driven, too ambitious.
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430. I'm going to have to ask you to
surrender your S.A.S.S.C. Membership card.
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431. Yes, I'm afraid so.
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432. Fine, if that's the way you want it.
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433. Fine.
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434. All those years collecting swizzle sticks.
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435. The single-minded focus it demanded.
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436. It's like I've been in prison.
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437. A prison where the bars
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438. But now I'm free.
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439. Oh, thank you!
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440. You're welcome.
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441. But won't they think it's rude?
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442. I had the dance captain tell them
it was for the hotel's insurance.
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443. - Go.
- Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
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444. Hi. Excuse me.
Could you tell me, how old are you?
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445. Twenty-two.
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446. - And how old are you?
- I'll be 22 next month.
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448. Okay. But which one of those girls
was lying about her age?
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449. The first one kind of glanced away,
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450. which seems like the classic freeze.
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451. Both of them?
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452. Excellent.
You might just pull this off after all, Pearce.
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454. ED: Just wanna ask you something.
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458. Is this a trick question?
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459. 'Cause I know employees
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460. No. I understand.
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461. you for sure would bring it up to my office.
But this is just make believe.
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462. ED: Suppose it was someone else.
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463. Someone else calls down here
and asks for a martini...
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464. and they want it sent to his or her room.
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465. One martini. So what do you do?
You put it on a tray...
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467. Yes, sir.
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not on a service cart?
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469. Mr. Deline, I...
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470. Where is she?
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471. I don't know what you are talking about.
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472. How much is she paying you, Billy?
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473. Paying me?
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474. Yes, paying you. It better be a lot,
because if you don't come clean...
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475. you're never gonna work in this town again,
do you understand me?
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477. - You what?
- I love her.
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478. I'm back.
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479. Hey.
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481. Ed.
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482. ED: Would you mind giving us
a couple of minutes, please?
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483. - So.
- What are you doing here?
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484. I'm sorry.
I was kind of thinking that was my question.
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485. Ed, I had to get away.
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486. The show, the life, the marriage.
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487. Could have been a little simpler.
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488. I mean, you could've quit the show,
filed for a divorce.
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489. You know those couples who come
to see us on their honeymoons?
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490. The ones who think that we're gonna
bring them good luck in their marriages?
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491. That's a lot of pressure.
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492. Things haven't been good
between Vanko and me for a long time...
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493. but if I divorced him, I would be
the most hated person in Las Vegas.
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495. Demi Moore in that movie about the pilgrims.
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496. The Scarlet Letter. Nathaniel Hawthorne.
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497. Yeah but I think it was Robert Duvall.
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498. Yeah. Right. Sorry.
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499. Anyway, I couldn't take it anymore.
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500. You and Billy...
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501. That's not why I'm here.
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502. He was just helping me disappear
for a while till I could clear my head.
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503. Well...
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504. Vanko, he's...
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506. ED: I mean he's upset. He's concerned.
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507. Ed.
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509. I thought I wanted this simple, normal life...
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510. free from the Las Vegas excess,
free from Vanko.
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512. I'm a girl from Jersey, for God's sakes.
I love excess.
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516. Don't you worry.
We'll think of something, okay? I promise.
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518. The guy's won more major poker
tournaments than any player in the game.
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519. His motto: Play the players, not their cards.
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520. - Just like we been practising, okay?
- Okay.
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522. Yeah. Just one.
You know these players, okay?
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523. You understand both the math
and the psychological side of the game.
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524. Why don't you play instead of me?
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525. When I moved back to Vegas,
I played poker a lot. I loved it.
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526. That sweet feeling,
catching a winning hand...
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527. the power, the rush. It was addictive.
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528. At first it was, anyway, when I was winning.
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529. Then I started losing.
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530. Going on tilt, forgetting the numbers...
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531. just playing crazy, chasing that sweetness.
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532. Then it got to a point where I realised
if I didn't stop then and there...
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533. I might never be able to.
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534. So I quit playing poker.
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535. And I haven't played a hand since.
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536. Good evening.
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537. Yeah, really.
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538. I should just take those chips
and put it toward what you owe me.
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539. But I bought in like everyone else.
I'm committed.
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540. There's no going back now.
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541. 'Cause, unlike you, Pearce...
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542. I know how dangerous it can be
to welsh on your commitments.
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543. Okay.
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544. Let's play poker.
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545. And you'd better hope you get lucky.
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546. We want Vera!
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547. We want Vera!
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548. Come on! Vera!
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549. I came to see Vera!
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550. I thought we were supposed
to have a show here.
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551. There you go, Vera!
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552. What happened?
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553. I took care of it.
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554. You don't know
how he makes her disappear, do you?
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555. Oh, yeah.
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556. You know, when she's laying there?
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557. - Right.
- And he first makes her levitate?
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558. Right, right.
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559. And then when he takes the...
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560. - I'm sorry.
- Why? What?
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561. No. I forgot. I'm sorry.
I was sworn to secrecy. Sorry.
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562. Kings full of eights.
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563. - What the hell are you doing?
- I can't do this, Mike.
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564. I thought I could,
but with Ambrose here, I can't do it.
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565. - Ben, get it together.
- I can't concentrate.
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566. I just keep fixating. First I'll lose your money.
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567. Then what?
When I can't pay him back, my legs?
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568. I'm going to be sick.
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569. Deal me in. I'll play for Pearce.
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570. All in.
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571. Representing the Big Slick, Ambrose?
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572. You got ace-king?
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574. which means
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575. or you're just bluffing. Hard.
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576. I don't think you got it.
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577. You don't think so?
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578. That's a stone-cold bluff
if I ever saw one. I call. All in.
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579. What do you got?
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580. All in with two-seven, off suit.
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581. $40,000 of that is mine. Let's have it.
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582. I believe the debt's $20,000.
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583. This is a private matter.
Nothing to do with the Montecito.
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584. ED: Now it's $10,000.
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585. If you say another word, it's $5,000.
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586. Good.
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587. Mike, pay this germ $10,000.
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588. I'll tell you something else. If I ever
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589. I'm going to come after you,
and I swear to God...
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590. you're going to wish I had a sledgehammer.
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591. Clean up, Mike.
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592. I don't know how to thank you.
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594. It's about time I returned the favour.
So we're even.
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595. And you're up a little, right?
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596. That's right. Which reminds me.
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597. - No, come on.
- No, take it.
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598. It's just a couple of grand,
but you can pay me back...
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599. when you're working again,
when you're back on your feet.
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601. ED: Mike.
Hey.
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603. Amazing. It's an amazing rush, Ed.
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604. You know, you did quit playing for a reason.
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605. It's a one-time thing,
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609. And, Danny, congratulations
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616. I gotta take this. One second, please.
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620. Yeah. I'm fine. He got me in the leg.
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622. Stop it!
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623. I need some officers down at the Montecito
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625. - Hey!
- Hey.
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- It hurts like hell.
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for a couple of months.
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631. I've been thinking.
There was only three of us out there, right?
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he's going to be away a long time.
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633. I was thinking,
to make it more comfortable for you...
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why don't we tell everyone...
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635. that you took this bullet protecting me
from eight or nine guys with crowbars?
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636. Make it eight.
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637. - Hey.
- Hey.
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639. Look at this. Guy can't get any peace
and quiet around here.
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642. Yes. Very nice dress.
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Thank you.
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- Give a kiss, all right?
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