1. Excuse me.
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another perfect day.
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Arnie.
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a little Randy maybe.
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the deadwood, huh?
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get proper billing.
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go in your office.
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you how to do your job,
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gets plugged, call maintenance.
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is the circus is back in town.
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cape, the goatee, divorce
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to talk, but I
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agreed to the settlement.
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Lune is in ruins.
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diminished sense of self.
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making a mistake.
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was trusting you.
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who found your wife high
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to destroy yours.
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machine, a clear reflection
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good, but perhaps
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with all the comings
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a revolving door.
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showed Grace van Owen
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agreed to pay for her move
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Grace's going away present.
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sent her the picture frame.
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Douglas, misjudged character.
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the firm no longer functions
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committed to the law.
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the professional golf tour,
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and hit from the red tees.
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changes around here.
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paid professionals in town.
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arduous task of restructuring
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under my supervision today.
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shouldn't be observing.
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Sit.
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meetings are limited
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firm issues to discuss.
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Fetch?
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should attend these meetings.
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wasted enough time.
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domestic litigation.
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fun, but everybody's
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pay for this suit?
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We will?
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greater income for McKenzie
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handling Mr. Champion's
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have been waived.
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has the floor.
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know, I have decided
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I didn't take into account
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my leave of absence.
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a difficult position.
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Great.
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for the end of the day.
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personal stuff of my own.
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hospital this afternoon.
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days to help her out just
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your understanding
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I'm just a fax away.
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finish the Sulzberger audit.
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deposition, Douglas.
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our new partner.
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discuss res ispa loquitur?
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Kelsey calling your name.
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to do with it.
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threshold for pain.
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was married to me.
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come by and see her.
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little late for you
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yourself back in her life.
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Zoe in the hospital.
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leave it at that, all right?
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and change for the bus.
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is already paid for.
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already got married,
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getting married again?
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getting married?
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good questions, Benny.
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you a hand there.
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diaper and an empty stomach.
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Elmo somewhere on PCH.
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and share a bottle with me?
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from my private practice
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morning's staff meeting?
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becoming McKenzie, Brackman's
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from feeling like a cartoon.
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that you inside there?
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from the Valley courthouse,
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police officers charged
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Come.
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reporter on the scene.
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this trial, huh?
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since first gavel.
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deliver the verdict.
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exercise in justice.
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you again for supporting
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been a difficult decision,
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bad timing for the firm.
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have left us, Jonathan, some
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of circumstances.
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commitment to the community.
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guilty of the crime
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color of authority, not guilty.
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falsifying LAPD report.
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Code Section 245(a)(1),
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149, not guilty;
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incident were you
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on the grounds
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to prepare you for what you'll
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Hollywood power.
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undermine your credibility.
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277. Figures another victim
of an organization
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brightest and dims their bulbs.
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know it was loaded.
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my head off in public.
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gave me the heave ho
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there is still an injunction
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this costume at all
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be held in contempt.
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take a whiz three times.
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stupid question?
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a stupid answer.
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that clown suit in court?
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can win this case
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see the man inside.
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the man inside.
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me the sports section.
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would you talk to me?
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as Homer, at best
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I'm a goofball.
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best years of my life
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playing Homer Simpson.
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to have complete strangers,
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up and hug you,
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light up with joy,
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feeling in the world.
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closest friends probably
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business with pleasure.
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giving up my comfy new couch
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getting remarried to Sheila
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the second time around.
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preoccupied with the upheaval
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been meaning to ask,
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minute, but could you
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be my best man?
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me more notice
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been my first choice.
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wanna help me out
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didn't wanna do it.
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with your secretary.
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of champagne will be in order,
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Sure.
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a trim, that wouldn't hurt.
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my car or yours?
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Let's go back inside.
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I do something.
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important you do something,
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was just delivered.
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the reaction will be.
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manager is to steer the course.
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you to react emotionally.
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Central have seen decades
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civil rights violations,
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as one of the instigators.
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litigators that's
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to have the pendulum
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a lot of people.
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between the royal
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and the little we we of all
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another female attorney,
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stuff out of the way.
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that suitcase someplace.
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I know it's a milkshake to go.
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390. Happened to me all the
time with my son, Matthew.
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our new criminal attorney.
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from the Welch murder case,
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arguments were awesome.
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How's this?
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you while you get dressed.
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dump this in the bedroom.
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herbal crap that you like.
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have to take time off for
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to consider I got
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prosecuting again like you.
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McKenzie Brackman.
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hovering, no mothering.
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chest and barely survived.
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little girl's bladder.
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see you at home.
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the best man at his wedding.
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at his wedding knowing the way
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No.
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be home with you and Maddie?
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finish this later?
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going with Gwen?
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No, no.
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that you've taken
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That's all.
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the girl one time.
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statute of limitations on that?
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to lecture me, Stuart?
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long have you been
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characters, including Captain
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Dippy Duck, and the Simpsons,
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portraying these characters?
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468. But basically it's
pretty simple.
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469. Under no circumstances are
they to break the illusion.
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470. That's the number one rule.
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471. And the reason for Mr.
Champion's dismissal?
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472. He broke that rule.
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473. While dressed as Homer Simpson,
Mr. Champion removed his head,
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474. and in so doing
violated his character
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475. and created hysteria
for the children.
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476. Objection.
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477. We're talking about
a cartoon character.
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478. Who's no less real to
children than the Easter
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479. Bunny and Santa Claus.
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480. We've received countless
complaints, been served
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481. with more than one lawsuit.
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482. The effects of this may ripple
through the entire season.
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483. Objection speculative.
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484. No foundation.
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485. Sustained.
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486. Jury will disregard.
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487. Your Honor, I'd like to submit
a videotape of the incident
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488. taken by a Familyland visitor.
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489. Objection.
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490. No authentication.
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491. The photographer is prepared
to testify, Your Honor.
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492. I'll allow it.
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493. Bailiff.
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494. Don't go.
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495. Get your friends.
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496. It's not my best side.
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497. Reports of crowds gathering
in the Downtown area.
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498. What seems to have begun as
loosely organized protests
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499. against that not
guilty verdict which
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500. was announced this afternoon
has in some cases escalated
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501. Is this the best
champagne you carry?
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502. We go now to our
aerial reporter
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503. live from South Station.
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504. Oh, trouble, bad trouble.
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505. Say, could you
put this in a box?
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506. Too close for comfort.
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507. Listen, I'm running late.
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508. I appreciate you
picking up the pace.
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509. less than an hour ago,
they were apparently
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510. And while you're back
there, a bow would be nice.
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511. on street
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512. Get the bow.
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513. I was way out of line.
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514. Leave now.
Hurry.
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515. What the hell is
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516. Hey, come on, take
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517. I know my rights.
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518. My name is Brackman
Douglas P. Esquire.
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519. You got no identification.
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520. Someone picked my pocket.
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521. Another John Doe number 53.
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522. I want to make a phone call.
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523. You can't lock me up
without due process.
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524. LA is under siege.
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525. We're doing you a favor
by locking you up.
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526. Was on my way to get married.
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527. Yeah, then we're
doing you a big favor.
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528. I wanna make a phone call.
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529. Later maybe.
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530. Hey, this is wet and sticky!
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531. I can't breathe, man.
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532. Mr. Champion,
how long have you
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533. been employed at Familyland?
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534. 19 years.
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535. I started sweeping popcorn
and candy wrappers.
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536. And uh, later I was promoted
to churro concession,
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537. then to supporting player
in the Happy Avenue parade.
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538. Three years ago, I was
selected to play Homer.
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539. 19 years at the same place,
must be more than a job.
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540. It's an adventure.
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541. Bailiff, could
you give me a hand?
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542. Now, while we're busy
here, would you please
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543. describe what happened the
day that you were terminated?
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544. Sure.
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545. It was a Saturday.
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546. It was hot, real hot.
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547. The park was chock
full of people.
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548. Anyway, my replacement
didn't show,
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549. so I had to do double
duty performing
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550. for crowds and ride lines.
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551. Please go on.
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552. Well, I was sweating buckets.
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553. It's like a sauna
inside that costume.
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554. All of a sudden,
I started feeling
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555. dizzy and sick to my stomach.
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556. I think it was the bad mayo
in the employee tuna salad.
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557. Objection.
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558. Mr. Champion is not an
expert on food poisoning.
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559. Sustained.
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560. Strike from the record.
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561. So something you
ate made you ill.
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562. Yeah.
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563. The next thing I know, I
was face down on the ground,
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564. my head off, covered with vomit.
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565. You'd thrown up.
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566. Inside my head.
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567. So you took the head off.
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568. Well, I thought I
was gonna suffocate.
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569. I see.
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570. Your Honor, at this
time, I'd like to conduct
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571. a demonstration to show
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572. I renew my objection, Judge.
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573. It's prejudicial.
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574. I have already overruled
you on this, Miss Greenzaid.
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575. Thank you, Your Honor.
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576. Ladies and gentlemen of
the jury, many of you
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577. are experiencing a loss
of peripheral vision,
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578. claustrophobia, a
lack of ventilation
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579. and adequate hearing, only
part of the working conditions
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580. under which Mr.
Champion has to perform.
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581. And add to this a 30pound
suit made of 3/4inch polyfoam,
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582. restricted mobility,
100 degree temperatures,
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583. park visitors jostling
for photographs,
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584. and extreme nausea.
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585. To say you would
be in discomfort
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586. is putting it mildly.
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587. I'd say these circumstances
are enough to cause
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588. anyone to pull off his head.
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589. Ladies and gentlemen,
you may do the same.
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590. Oh.
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591. Oh.
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592. Looting fires and gunshots are
filing in at what seems to be
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593. an ever increasing number
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594. What's the latest?
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595. Oh, worse.
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596. Neighborhoods are being
destroyed, mini malls
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597. going up like kindling.
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598. I can't watch any more.
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599. Is Lucy finally napping?
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600. Sorry about the noise.
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601. I have three
brothers and a sister.
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602. I'm used to it.
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603. Hey, what's
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604. You picked some day to arrive.
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605. Your wife must be worried.
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606. My wife passed away last fall.
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607. She suffered a stroke
during Lucy's delivery
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608. and never recovered.
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609. I am sorry.
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610. You know, I don't know
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611. I thought coming here
would be a fresh start.
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612. Looks like I won't
be moving in tonight.
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613. I better try and book
a room someplace.
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614. Excuse me.
Mmhmm.
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615. Jonathan, I'm a bit
surprised to see you here.
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616. I considered going
down to the riot zone.
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617. It is my district,
but I changed my mind.
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618. Why is that?
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619. Nobody can change this.
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620. Unfortunately,
you may be right.
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621. And going down there probably
isn't the most prudent action
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622. to take.
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623. Damned if I do and
damned if I don't.
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624. Truth is, I've been
ineffectual as a councilman.
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625. Everyone knows I
live in Brentwood
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626. and just have a post office
box in South Central.
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627. We're all feeling powerless.
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628. I don't even know
whose side I'm on.
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629. Hopefully we'll get this
whole thing under control.
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630. I'm trying.
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631. You wanna get your
things together.
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632. Telephones are still out.
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633. I've been trying to call the
store and track down Benny.
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634. The one quality Benny does
not lack is common sense.
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635. He'll be fine.
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636. It's my fault.
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637. What nonsense?
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638. Who could have
predicted this day?
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639. Mr. Thomas.
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640. Let's send everybody home.
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641. There is one of utter
chaos as an angry mob
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642. It looks like everybody
out there is carrying a gun.
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643. This is crazy.
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644. Shouldn't be too
hard for a liberal guy
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645. like you to understand
people who get screwed over
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646. by the law turn to violence.
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647. You're buying into
a mob mentality?
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648. It's not a
question of numbers.
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649. I was shot by one guy
who reacted the same way
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650. when his verdict came down.
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651. I was watching that.
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652. Come on, we're leaving.
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653. What?
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654. We'll drive up the
Coast Carmel maybe
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655. until this insanity cools down.
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656. I don't wanna
drive up the coast.
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657. Then we will go to the
desert or the mountains.
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658. I don't care, any
place but here.
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659. No.
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660. Zoey, you're coming with me
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661. Oh, damn it.
That hurt.
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662. I'm sorry.
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663. Why do you always
have to control me?
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664. I said, I'm sorry.
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665. Just stay away.
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666. Fine.
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667. OK.
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668. looters are using
shopping carts to hold
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669. I'm going home.
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670. At least let me drive you.
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671. It's dangerous.
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672. Who cares?
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673. I know what it's
like to be shot.
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674. I know what it's
like to be dead.
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675. Mr. Champion, when you
began playing Homer Simpson,
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676. were you aware of the arduous
conditions under which
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677. you were to perform?
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678. Sure.
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679. I'm not complaining.
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680. I love my job.
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681. That's why I want it back.
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682. This is the
Familyland handbook
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683. governing character conduct.
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684. You've read it, haven't you?
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685. Yes.
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686. And did you take a break
every 30 minutes as instructed?
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687. No.
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688. You're also instructed
to drink plenty of liquids
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689. to guard against dizziness,
dehydration, and nausea.
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690. Yes, but my
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691. Did you drink liquids?
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692. But if I was
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693. Did you drink any liquids?
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694. No.
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695. And when you began
feeling dizzy, did you
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696. make any effort to
get out of public view
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697. away from the crowds?
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698. It happened so fast.
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699. I guess I went on autopilot.
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700. The fact is, Mr.
Champion, you have a record
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701. of character misconduct,
wearing your costume outside
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702. of the park.
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703. To a children's
hospital benefit.
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704. Riding on the amusements
with the visitors.
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705. What's the harm?
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706. Arriving for work
under the influence.
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707. Well, that's a lie.
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708. I had a cold.
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709. My prescription made
me drowsy, but I didn't
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710. wanna disappoint the children.
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711. Mr. Champion, I
suggest that if you would
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712. follow company procedure
Objection.
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713. you never would
have disappointed
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714. Miss Greenzaid.
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715. the children by
destroying Homer's
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716. Miss Greenzaid.
Objection.
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717. Withdrawn.
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718. Nothing further.
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719. What do you want me to do?
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720. Come on.
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721. Come on.
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722. Now come on.
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723. Move, move.
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724. Let's go.
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725. I wish you luck.
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726. Where do you
think you're going?
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727. Really?
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728. Leave him alone.
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729. Stop it.
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730. Yeah, coming through.
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731. Anne, how Stuart?
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732. He's still in surgery.
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733. According to the doctors,
he lost a lot of blood
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734. and suffered a
severe head trauma.
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735. Excuse me.
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736. I called a friend on the
board here for a referral.
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737. What happened?
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738. He was beaten.
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739. They pulled him from
his car, and they
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740. punched him and kicked him.
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741. People just stood
there and watched.
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742. Where the hell were the police?
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743. Seem to be avoiding
confrontation
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744. all over the city.
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745. After Stuart's
heart attack, I
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746. II promised to cherish
our time together.
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747. But I fell back into
the same patterns
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748. and the same old behavior.
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749. What is it that
I'm always arguing about?
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750. What if he doesn't live?
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751. Why would somebody do this
to such a gentle soul?
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752. I see the point in
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753. Mr. Becker, in
light of the rioting,
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754. the court would appreciate
it if you would wrap
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755. this up as quickly as possible.
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756. Certainly, Your Honor.
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757. Ladies and gentlemen, this
case is about perception.
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758. Let's also talk about reality.
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759. 15 seconds of tape is
hardly representative
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760. of Mr. Champion's 19 years
of work at Familyland.
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761. What occurred before that
camcorder was turned on
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762. or after it was turned off?
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763. What didn't we see?
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764. What are we missing here?
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765. Your client.
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766. Quickly responding
to our request
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767. that the National
Guard be assigned here.
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768. We gave a number of 2,000 that
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769. Hi.
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770. Hi.
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771. I remembered you like
your egg rolls extra crispy.
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772. What's going on, Zoey?
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773. I was sitting in my
apartment listening
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774. to the helicopters and the
sirens and the gunshots.
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775. And the more I listened,
the more afraid I became.
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776. And so I figured that the
best way to combat my fears
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777. is to just live my normal life.
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778. Hot mustard?
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779. I'm not hungry.
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780. I deserved to get shot.
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781. Oh, Zoey.
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782. During the Meechem
trial, I perjured
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783. myself on the witness stand.
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784. I lied, and I'm being punished.
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785. There, I said it.
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786. Now, I'm really hungry.
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787. You know how people have
those neardeath experiences
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788. and they describe seeing
auras leaving their bodies,
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789. feeling all at peace?
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790. It didn't happen to me.
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791. And I was really
disappointed, like I
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792. hadn't earned the privilege.
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793. You wanna see my scar?
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794. Yeah.
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795. Sing us a song, Bender.
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796. Excuse me.
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797. Wearing a bad tux like
that, you must play in a band
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798. or be a mortician.
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799. For your information, I
was on my way to get married,
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800. and you should floss.
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801. You wanna be the
bride or the groom?
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802. I'll ignore that
homophobic prattle.
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803. I said, do you wanna be
the bride or the groom?
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804. Listen, I appreciate a good
joke as well as the next fella.
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805. He'll be the groom.
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806. Somebody stop playing
the organ because here
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807. comes the bride.
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808. Oh.
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809. I'm supposed to be
at the Bel Air Hotel
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810. with my wife having
room service.
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811. I love room service!
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812. The next miscreant who so much
as looks at me is a dead man.
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813. Entire Los Angeles
basin lies choked
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814. in a blanket of
smoke on this night
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815. of the worst civil unrest.
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816. Leland?
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817. Daniel, I'm surprised
you're still here.
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818. I wasI was hoping
things would calm down
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819. before going out with Lucy.
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820. It doesn't look
like they will.
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821. May I?
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822. Sure.
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823. I remember the last
time I held a baby.
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824. Your children must be
at their house by now.
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825. Never had children.
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826. It's the biggest regret
or mistake of my life.
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827. checks and balances of the
societal structure or tonight
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828. being torn apart by
hatred and terror,
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829. hatred and violence
fueled by an arsenal
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830. of weaponry which
at this moment has
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831. outpowered any attempts to
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832. I was assistant DA
during the Watts Riots.
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833. I was young, fresh to the city.
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834. Working in the
jails trying cases,
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835. I witnessed racism firsthand.
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836. I was outraged, swore
to make a difference.
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837. Nearly 30 years have gone
by and all has changed
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838. is the view from my window.
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839. I'm beginning to
believe there's too much
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840. law and not enough justice.
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841. These days, most
people would agree.
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842. Yeah, but this isn't
the way to respond.
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843. Our legal system is what
holds our society together.
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844. Random violence,
innocent victims,
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845. that'sthat's anarchy.
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846. That accomplishes nothing.
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847. I've watched the city
burn once before.
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848. I never thought
I'd see it again.
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849. When will we learn?
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850. You found me.
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851. Pal, I wasn't looking.
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852. So what happened?
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853. Who won?
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854. Your disappearance
didn't help.
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855. Did they notice?
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856. Oh, they noticed.
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857. I'm sorry, I took off.
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858. I just couldn't sit
there any longer.
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859. I wanted to be someplace safe.
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860. Where is it?
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861. Familyland.
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862. Only once I paid the admission
and walked inside the gate,
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863. for the first time,
things felt phony.
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864. Youyou can't sell happiness.
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865. I know.
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866. People are desperate to
escape the harsh reality
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867. of their lives, but
life isn't about escape.
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868. It's about facing the
truth and yourself
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869. and building a better
place, not tearing it down.
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870. One man has to
make a difference,
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871. eight fingers or ten.
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872. Found it, my passport.
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873. When the going gets tough,
smart guys leave the country.
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874. Oh, by the way, you won
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875. back pay, damages,
the whole show.
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876. Well, how
can I ever repay you?
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877. Cashier's check in full.
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878. In your face, Familyland.
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879. I hate LA.
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880. Boo!
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881. Benny, where have you been?
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882. Oh, you sent me.
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883. Here.
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884. Yes, I know, but
that was hours ago.
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885. You should have called.
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886. I was worried.
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887. Everyone was.
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888. You asked me to pick up
Mr. Brackman's present.
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889. Didn't you notice what
was going on out there?
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890. But
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891. There is no excuse
for you not calling.
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892. I mean, how can you
be trusted ifif
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893. Roxanne?
you're irresponsible?
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894. Roxanne.
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895. Iif you can't
follow directions.
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896. Ask me about my tie.
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897. Benny
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898. I finally figured it out.
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899. You're not listening.
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900. Ask me.
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901. My tie, it's Swiss cheese.
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902. What are you talking about?
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903. Ask me.
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904. Say, where did you buy your tie?
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905. OK.
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906. All right.
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907. Benny, where did
you buy your tie?
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908. Wisconsin.
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909. Cheese.
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910. Get it?
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911. I get it.
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912. I'm glad you're safe.
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913. If being pigheaded is
an electable quality,
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914. you'll win by a landslide.
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915. I just wanted
to see for myself.
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916. Not a lot of
light to shoot by.
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917. Yeah, that's why God
invented the strobe.
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918. OK, take off your jacket
and hand it to me.
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919. And roll up your sleeves.
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920. Everything's gone.
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921. It's hardly a district
left for you to represent.
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922. Follow me.
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923. You follow us.
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924. Come on.
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925. Wait a minute, man.
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926. You left something.
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927. Shoot.
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928. Good.
Other side.
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929. Come on.
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930. Hurry up.
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931. OK.
OK.
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932. It's good.
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933. We're out of here.
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934. I'm staying.
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935. What?
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936. You're crazy.
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937. Maybe.
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938. I'm still staying.
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939. Shoot.
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940. Hey, hey, look.
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941. OK.
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942. OK.
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943. Fine.
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944. See.
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945. Mom.
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