1. - MA!
IT'S BOBBY.Copy !req
2. I'M HERE FOR A VERY MUCH
MOTHER/SON BONDING WEEKEND.Copy !req
3. MA?Copy !req
4. MA?Copy !req
5. "DEAR BOBBY,Copy !req
6. "A GENTLEMAN FRIEND
HAS TAKEN ME OUT.Copy !req
7. I LEFT SOME CAPICOLA
IN THE FRIDGE."Copy !req
8. GENTLEMAN FRIEND?Copy !req
9. "TAKEN ME OUT"?Copy !req
10. CAPICOLA?Copy !req
11. MA?Copy !req
12. - HELLO, BOBBY.Copy !req
13. ARE YOU MISSING SOMETHING?Copy !req
14. OR SHOULD I SAY SOMEONE?Copy !req
15. - LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE AND I DON'T KNOW—Copy !req
16. - IT'S EAGLEWING.
- SO I DO KNOW WHO YOU ARE.Copy !req
17. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY MOM?Copy !req
18. - SHE'S MY MOM NOW.Copy !req
19. - IF YOU KISS MY MOM,
I'LL CUT OFF YOUR LIPS.Copy !req
20. - I'M NEVER GIVING BACK
YOUR MOM.Copy !req
21. - MA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
I'M COMING FOR YOU.Copy !req
22. - YOU AND I, WE'RE GONNA
SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.Copy !req
23. BECAUSE IN MY UNIVERSE,
I REIGN SUPREME.Copy !req
24. AND IF YOU—
HELLO?Copy !req
25. BOBBY?
I THINK HE HUNG UP.Copy !req
26. NO, I CAN HEAR NOISE
IN THE BACKGROUND.Copy !req
27. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT'S JUST, LIKE, MOVING AROUND.Copy !req
28. - BOBBY, I CAME AS SOON
AS I GOT YOUR TEXT.Copy !req
29. - THEY GOT MY MOM, BRO.Copy !req
30. - WHO GOT YOUR MA?
IS THAT CAPICOLA?Copy !req
31. - EAGLEWING GOT HER.Copy !req
32. IT'S CAPICOLA,
MORTADELLE, COCA COLA.Copy !req
33. - YOU KNOW I'M THERE
FOR YOU, BRO.Copy !req
34. BUT GOING UP AGAINST EAGLEWING?
WE CAN'T DO THAT ALONE.Copy !req
35. - THAT'S WHY I NEED TO PUT
TOGETHER A TUMULTUOUS TEAMCopy !req
36. OF RAGTAG FRIENDS WHO UNDERSTAND
THE MEANING OF LOYALTY.Copy !req
37. - OH, I LOVE WHEN WE NEED
A TEAM, BRO.Copy !req
38. GREAT.Copy !req
39. THIS IS BOBBY BOTTLESERVICECopy !req
40. AND IN ADDITION TO,
THE IN ADDITION TOs.Copy !req
41. PETER PAPARAZZO,
YOU'RE THE TECH GUY.Copy !req
42. - I'M COMPUTERS.Copy !req
43. - GORGEOUS STRAIGHT GIRLS,
CAN YOU PRETENDCopy !req
44. TO BE LIPSTICK STYLE LESBIANS
AKA OUR DIVERSION?Copy !req
45. - WAIT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.Copy !req
46. - FARLEY, YOU HAVE THE VOICE
OF A VERY MUCH SEXY HYENA DIVA.Copy !req
47. YOU'RE OUR ANGEL ON THE AIRWAYSCopy !req
48. AND RECORDING IT ALL IS
OUR DEAF-MUTE SOUND GUY, GIAN.Copy !req
49. AN MVP CANDIDATE EVERY DAY.Copy !req
50. C.T., YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE
THE VAN.Copy !req
51. - YOU DON'T WANT
ME TO JUST GO IN THERECopy !req
52. AND GRAB YOUR MOTHER FOR YOU?Copy !req
53. - NO, BRO.Copy !req
54. IT'S ABOUT PERSONAL VENGEANCE
IN ADDITION TO CAMARADERIE.Copy !req
55. WHICH EXPLAINS WHY I'VE BROUGHT
YOU HERE TO THIS GARAGE.Copy !req
56. MY APOLOGIES
FOR THE MISH-MOSH DECOR.Copy !req
57. THIS IS THE PLAN.Copy !req
58. - ARE YOU COMPUTERS, JOHN?Copy !req
59. - I AM—I DON'T WANT
TO STEP ON ANYONE'S TOES HERE,Copy !req
60. BUT I AM COMPUTERS.Copy !req
61. I AM COMPUTERS, YEAH.Copy !req
62. - OH, MY GOD, I THINK I'M GOING
INTO LABOR AT THIS POINT.Copy !req
63. - WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S A TOILET BABY.Copy !req
64. - SO I KNOW IT'S MINE.Copy !req
65. - BORN INTO THE TOILET.Copy !req
66. - HERE'S WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN, C-CZAR.Copy !req
67. YOU NEED TO GET A JOB.Copy !req
68. YOU NEED TO FIND
A PLACE TO LIVE.Copy !req
69. I'M INCLINED TO DRUG TEST YOU.Copy !req
70. - I HAVE TO GET SERIOUS NOWCopy !req
71. 'CAUSE OF THE EXISTING REALITIES
OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
72. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
73. I'M C-CZAR,
DISENFRANCHISED FATHER.Copy !req
74. I LOVE MY BABY SO MUCH.Copy !req
75. OH, YOU DON'T LIKE THAT,
DO YOU?Copy !req
76. - TODAY WE'RE HERE TO DETERMINE
YOUR CUSTODY.Copy !req
77. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
78. - YOU KNOW,
I TAKE CARE OF PINNOCHLIO...Copy !req
79. - HIS NAME IS SKYLORD.
- HIS NAME IS PINNOCHLIO.Copy !req
80. - OKAY, HIS NAME IS SKYLORD.
- SO IT'S AMICABLE?Copy !req
81. WHAT ARE YOU BOTH
LOOKING FOR HERE?Copy !req
82. - SHE'S JUST PISSED
'CAUSE I WON'T EAT HERCopy !req
83. WHEN SHE WANTS!Copy !req
84. - WELL, FOR ME IT'S LIKE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOMECopy !req
85. TAKING CARE OF OUR SON
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA STRAIGHT UP,Copy !req
86. LIKE, LAP UP ON MY STAR HOLE.Copy !req
87. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
88. - YOU KNOW, THIS IS NOT
A THERAPY SESSION HERE TODAY.Copy !req
89. I AM GOING TO RECOMMEND
COUPLES COUNSELINGCopy !req
90. FOR THE TWO OF YOU WITH
MY GOOD FRIEND RON FUNCHES.Copy !req
91. I THINK YOU COULD BENEFIT
FROM IT.Copy !req
92. - YEAH, I COULD
WITH RON FUNCHES.Copy !req
93. - IF HE GETS 3,000 HOURS
OF PRACTICING AS A THERAPISTCopy !req
94. IN ADDITION TO GRAD SCHOOL,Copy !req
95. HE WILL BECOME
A LICENSED THERAPIST.Copy !req
96. - IS HE NOT A FULL THERAPIST
YET?Copy !req
97. - HE'S A THERAPIST IN TRAINING,
AND HE WILL GET HIS LICENSE,Copy !req
98. AND YOU WILL HELP HIM
GET THE HOURS.Copy !req
99. - WELL, I MEAN, THIS IS JUST A
NEW FACET OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
100. YOU GUYS WILL ALWAYS BE PARENTS.Copy !req
101. - I'M, LIKE, MAD AT HIM THOUGH.Copy !req
102. - IT'S LIKE, WE'RE NOT EVEN
TOGETHER,Copy !req
103. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
104. - NO, LIKE, WE'RE NOT.
IT'S LIKE I'M NOT WITH YOU.Copy !req
105. - NO?
- MM-MM.Copy !req
106. - SO YOU GUYS AREN'T TOGETHER?Copy !req
107. - MM-MM, WE'RE NOT TOGETHER.Copy !req
108. NO.
MM-MM.Copy !req
109. - WELL, WHAT WE'RE SEEING HERECopy !req
110. IS A LOT OF PASSION,
AND THEN ANGER...Copy !req
111. - NO, I'M NOT GONNA GO DOWN
ON YOU IN FRONT OF RON FUNCHES.Copy !req
112. - YOU GUYS ARE ENTRENCHED
IN AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP,Copy !req
113. AND I THINK IT'S GONNA
BE MY OPINION THAT YOUCopy !req
114. START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.Copy !req
115. - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, LIKE,
MAYBE, LIKE,Copy !req
116. WE SHOULD GO ON A DATECopy !req
117. AND JUST, LIKE,
SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE.Copy !req
118. - LIKE, WITH EACH OTHER?Copy !req
119. - NO.
- NO.Copy !req
120. - HE PLAYS MIKEY
ON WHEELS, ONTARIO,Copy !req
121. BUT YOU KNOW HIM BETTER
AS THE ACTOR AND ENTERTAINERCopy !req
122. BRYAN LACROIX!Copy !req
123. THIS IS OUR WEEKLY CHECK-IN
WITH OUR IN-HOUSE BRYANTOLOGISTCopy !req
124. THE HOFFMAN TWINS.Copy !req
125. - HI, I'M SHELBY HOFFMAN.Copy !req
126. - I'M KELLY HOFFMAN.Copy !req
127. - WE'RE THE HOFFMAN TWINS.Copy !req
128. - HERE'S A SNEAK PEAK OF THE—Copy !req
129. OF A NEW EPISODE
OF WHEELS, ONTARIO.Copy !req
130. - BRYAN'S CHARACTER
HAS SOME ISSUES HE HAS TO FACE.Copy !req
131. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE,
COACH TEACHER.Copy !req
132. PERHAPS YOU COULD JOIN US.Copy !req
133. - THAT WOULD BE A NEW ADVENTURE.Copy !req
134. - MIKEY, TUNES, INUIT ANDY.Copy !req
135. - OH, HEY, SCOTT.Copy !req
136. - STUDENTS USUALLY CALL ME
COACH TEACHER.Copy !req
137. - SO YOU'RE A BIG
CANADIAN BISEXUAL NOW, EH?Copy !req
138. CAN'T DECIDE
WHICH GENDER YOU FANCY?Copy !req
139. - WHAT?Copy !req
140. - MIKEY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
141. - IT'S NONE
OF ANYONE'S OWN BUSINESS.Copy !req
142. - LET'S HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE.Copy !req
143. - UM...Copy !req
144. - OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.Copy !req
145. - HEY, BOO.
WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
146. I HEARD THE NEWS.Copy !req
147. SO DOPE.Copy !req
148. SO DOPE.Copy !req
149. NOW WE CAN BE TOGETHER.Copy !req
150. - PARDON?Copy !req
151. - WHO'S MY NEXT ROMANCE?Copy !req
152. A BOY? A GIRL?
BOTH?Copy !req
153. NEITHER?
SOMEONE TRANS?Copy !req
154. SO MANY CHOICES.Copy !req
155. - MIKE, NOT AT SCHOOL.Copy !req
156. - HAVE YOU BEEN
TO RADIO SHACK BEFORE?Copy !req
157. - YEAH, I'VE BEEN
TO RADIO SHACK BEFORE.Copy !req
158. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
159. I'VE GONE
INTO RADIO SHACK BEFORE.Copy !req
160. I'VE ALMOST NEVER PURCHASED
ANYTHING.Copy !req
161. - HOW ARE YOU STAYING
IN BUSINESS?Copy !req
162. - WE LOVE YOU RADIO SHACK
FOR SURVIVING.Copy !req
163. YOU'RE A SURVIVOR.Copy !req
164. - YEAH, YOU MADE IT
WHERE MANY HAVE FALLEN.Copy !req
165. - C-CZAR?
- UH-HUH.Copy !req
166. - IT'S 90 DAYS
AFTER FATHER'S DAY.Copy !req
167. - RIGHT ON.Copy !req
168. - THE STORE'S GONNA BE SWARMED
WITH DADS RETURNING PLUGS.Copy !req
169. - OKAY.
- SO I'M SAYING, BE READY.Copy !req
170. - ALWAYS.
- GOOD.Copy !req
171. - GREAT.Copy !req
172. - HI,
I NEED TO RETURN THIS PLUG.Copy !req
173. - OKAY, DO YOU HAVE A RECEIPT?Copy !req
174. - I DON'T THINK
I EVER GOT A RECEIPT.Copy !req
175. - OKAY, I CAN'T REALLY ACCEPT ITCopy !req
176. 'CAUSE IT'S NOT
IN THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING.Copy !req
177. - OKAY, WELL, I KNOW
I BOUGHT THIS HERE.Copy !req
178. JUST PRINT OUT THE RECEIPT...Copy !req
179. - DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME,
PLEASE.Copy !req
180. - I'M ABOUT TO RAISE
MY VOICE, OKAY?Copy !req
181. - RIGHT, WE WILL TAKE CARE
OF THAT, JUDGE LEVENSTEIN.Copy !req
182. - C-CZAR?
- YEAH, FROM BABY COURT.Copy !req
183. - YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req
184. I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
WITHOUT MY ROBE ON.Copy !req
185. - HOW ABOUT YOU
CAN RETURN THIS PLUG,Copy !req
186. AND I WILL DOCK IT FROM MY PAY.Copy !req
187. WOULD THAT BE OKAY FOR YOU?
- YOU'RE FINE.Copy !req
188. I'M GONNA LEAVE
WITH MY WORTHLESS PLUG.Copy !req
189. - I APPRECIATE THAT.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT PLUGS.Copy !req
190. - WOW, C-CZAR THE WAY
YOU HANDLED THAT JUDGECopy !req
191. WITHOUT LOSING YOUR TEMPER,
THAT WAS SO ADULT.Copy !req
192. - YEAH, WELL, I GUESS, LIKE,
I LEARNED HOW TO BE POLITECopy !req
193. FROM, LIKE, A COOL ADULT WHO'S,
LIKE, KIND OF MAD CUTE.Copy !req
194. SO, ON THE TIP, LIKE,
UH, WILL YOU MAYBE, LIKE,Copy !req
195. TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME?Copy !req
196. - OKAY.
- RIGHT, COOL. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
197. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- OKAY.Copy !req
198. - I'M NOT EVEN TYPING NOTHING
OVER HERE.Copy !req
199. - ME EITHER.
- YEAH, I GOT NERVOUS.Copy !req
200. - ME TOO.Copy !req
201. - ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY.Copy !req
202. - HERE WE GO.Copy !req
203. - HERE WE GO.
FIRST DATE.Copy !req
204. FIRST DATE.
- THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
205. NOW, C-CZAR, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE READY FOR THIS DATE?Copy !req
206. I MEAN, YOU STILL ARE
EMOTIONALLY INVOLVEDCopy !req
207. WITH THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD.Copy !req
208. - I AIN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT.Copy !req
209. I DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT HER NO MORE.Copy !req
210. - WAIT, WHO IS THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
211. - WELL, DON'T JUST ANSWER IT.
- WHY NOT?Copy !req
212. - DO NOT SWING OPEN THE DOOR.Copy !req
213. YOU NEED TO REMAIN CALM.
JUST RELAX.Copy !req
214. EASY DOES IT.
- HEY!Copy !req
215. - OH!
OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
216. HONESTLY, C-CZAR,
I AM SO SORRYCopy !req
217. TO, LIKE, BARGE IN LIKE THIS,Copy !req
218. ESPECIALLY SINCE RON FUNCHESCopy !req
219. SAID THAT WE WERE, LIKE,
TOO EMESHED.Copy !req
220. - WHY ARE YOU HERE, LIZ?Copy !req
221. - LIKE, I JUST, LIKE,
NEED SOMEBODY TO, LIKE,Copy !req
222. SIT WITH ME
WHILE I, LIKE, BABYSIT SKYLORD.Copy !req
223. - I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT, LIZ.
- OH, YOU DO?Copy !req
224. - I COULD PROBABLY
CHANGE THE DATE.Copy !req
225. I COULD PROBABLY CHANGE
SOMETHING.Copy !req
226. - NO, NO...Copy !req
227. - NO, I WOULD,
LIKE, HATE TO DO THAT.Copy !req
228. - I'D PROBABLY VOLUNTEER
TO BABYSIT FOR YOU.Copy !req
229. - THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED.
I MEAN, THAT'S FINE.Copy !req
230. I MEAN, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.Copy !req
231. - YEAH...
- I DON'T MIND.Copy !req
232. - YEAH, BOB DUKER,
YOU COULD BABYSIT.Copy !req
233. - LIZ AND I WILL JUST SIT HERE
AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.Copy !req
234. YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO THINGSCopy !req
235. THAT ARE RUSTY AND SHARP,
ARE YOU?Copy !req
236. - I DON'T KNOW.
TRY ME.Copy !req
237. - OKAY, I'M GONNA GO
ON THIS DATE.Copy !req
238. - GO AHEAD.
HAVE FUN.Copy !req
239. YEAH.
- HEY!Copy !req
240. AH!
- BYE, KID. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
241. - AS SOME OF YOU ALREADY KNOW,
MY BEAUTIFUL—Copy !req
242. MY BEAUTIFUL MOTHER...Copy !req
243. - BOBBY.Copy !req
244. - WAS RECENTLY KIDNAPPED
BY THE SEXUALLY CHARISMATICCopy !req
245. YET UNDENIABLY EVIL EAGLEWING.Copy !req
246. - SO WHAT'S THE PLAN, BOBBY B?Copy !req
247. HOW DO WE GO
AND GET YOUR MOTHER BACK?Copy !req
248. - THIS IS THE PLAN.Copy !req
249. I'VE WRITTEN IT OUT IN
SPECIAL CHALK,Copy !req
250. SO IF THE POLICE EVER SHOW UP,Copy !req
251. THEY'LL BE LIKE,
"OH, VERY COOL, VERY COOL."Copy !req
252. THE GIGOLO HOUSE
IS A VERITABLE FORTRESSCopy !req
253. WITH MANY GIGOLO ROAMING
THE PERIMETER FOR CARDIO.Copy !req
254. THESE GIGOLOS ARE EQUIPMENTED
WITH AN AK-47, AN M-480,Copy !req
255. AND AN OK-UBN ME?Copy !req
256. - OK-UBN ME.Copy !req
257. - OKAY, I'LL BE IN YOU.Copy !req
258. THIS SATURDAY,Copy !req
259. THERE'S A WHITE-HOT
BACHE-LORETTE PARTYCopy !req
260. HAPPENING AT THEIR POOL.Copy !req
261. PRETEND LESBIANS, YOUR JOB
IS TO RING THE DOORBELLCopy !req
262. AND SAY THAT YOU'VE JUST MOVED
INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.Copy !req
263. - NEIGHBORS.Copy !req
264. - I'M TELLING YOU, THESE GIGOLOCopy !req
265. ARE MONSTERS
WITH AMAZING HAIR,Copy !req
266. BUT THEY WILL RELAX
IF THEY FIND OUTCopy !req
267. THAT A WOMAN DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE A SEXUAL CONQUEST.Copy !req
268. ALL OF THIS TEAMWORK WILL ALLOW
ME TO SLITHER INSIDE THE HOUSECopy !req
269. AND GET MYSELF UPSTAIRS
AND GET MY MOTHER BACK.Copy !req
270. - BOBBY?Copy !req
271. - BUT BEFORE I DO THAT,
I GOT TO MAKE MY WAYCopy !req
272. THROUGH THIS WHITE-HOT
BACHE-LORETTE PARTY.Copy !req
273. - BRO,
THAT'S PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
274. HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?Copy !req
275. - JUST LIKE RICHARD GRIECO
DID IN THE LATE '80s.Copy !req
276. I'M GONNA MY WAY
THROUGH.Copy !req
277. - OH.Copy !req
278. - OH, SMART.Copy !req
279. - OH, GOD.Copy !req
280. - GO, BOBBY.Copy !req
281. - LET ME SEE THIS.Copy !req
282. I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM.Copy !req
283. - WE GOT LESBOS
DINGING THE DOORBELL.Copy !req
284. - WE JUST MOVED IN
DOWN THE STREET.Copy !req
285. CAN WE BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR?Copy !req
286. - YOU TWO LESBIANS?Copy !req
287. YEAH.Copy !req
288. - AH, THAT TAKES SO MUCH
PRESSURE OFF US.Copy !req
289. - YES.Copy !req
290. - YOU'RE GOOD.Copy !req
291. WE GOT COMPANY.
THERE'S ANOTHER SENSOR.Copy !req
292. EAGLEWING MUST'VE ACTIVATED IT.Copy !req
293. - SO, YEAH, WE JUST
HANG OUT AT OUR PLACE.Copy !req
294. - I SEE THE ALARM SYSTEM.Copy !req
295. ALL RIGHT, FARLEY, TIME TO HIT
THAT HIGH NOTE, BABY.Copy !req
296. - NO, FARLEY.
IT'S NOT HIGH ENOUGH.Copy !req
297. - I CAN'T.
- YES, YOU CAN, BABY.Copy !req
298. I BELIEVE IN YOU, FARLEY.Copy !req
299. - YOU NEED TO DISABLE IT,
AND YOU NEED TO DO IT NOW.Copy !req
300. THOSE FAKE-ASS LESBIANS
ARE RUNNING OUT OF BULLSHITCopy !req
301. TO GIVE THOSE HORNY GIGOLOS.Copy !req
302. - OH, YEAH,
AND WE LOVE VIDEO GAMES.Copy !req
303. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
304. DO YOU GUYS LIKE
TO PLAY WITH MODEL TRAINS?Copy !req
305. - THIS GUY WITH THE TRAINS.Copy !req
306. - YEAH.
- WHOA, THAT'S CRAZY.Copy !req
307. WHAT IS THAT FROM?Copy !req
308. - FARLEY, HURRY.
MY BATTERY'S DOWN TO 2%.Copy !req
309. - BOBBY, I CAN ONLY HIT THAT
NOTE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY TO ME.Copy !req
310. - YOU NEED ME
TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU NOW?Copy !req
311. - YES, I WANT YOU TO TALK—
AH, COME ON, BOBBY.Copy !req
312. - OKAY, NO PROBLEM, GIRL.Copy !req
313. FIRST AND FIRST MOSTLY LET
ME TELL YOU WHAT I'M WEARING.Copy !req
314. - OKAY, GOOD.Copy !req
315. PETER, I NEED YOU
TO GET ON MY NECK.Copy !req
316. C.T., TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.Copy !req
317. - YOU GOT IT, MAMA.Copy !req
318. - A GLADIATOR VEST.Copy !req
319. - AND, GIAN, I NEED YOU TO ACT
LIKE MY DISAPPROVING FATHER.Copy !req
320. YEAH!Copy !req
321. - YOU HITTING THOSE HIGH NOTES.Copy !req
322. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH...Copy !req
323. - OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE TOO SOON
TO CELEBRATE, GUYS.Copy !req
324. WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING IN THERE, FARLEY?Copy !req
325. - THAT'S IT.
- OOH.Copy !req
326. - WHAT, BOBBY?
- ARE YOU JOKING ME?Copy !req
327. ARE YOU DISRESPECTING ME
LIKE THAT, FARLEY?Copy !req
328. - BOBBY, YOU DON'T HAVE
THE WHOLE STORY.Copy !req
329. - LET ME JUST TELL YOU
WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS MISSION,Copy !req
330. I'M GONNA GO IN AND SLIT ALL
THE MEN'S THROAT IN THAT VAN.Copy !req
331. - BOBBY,
YOU JUST 15 WOMEN.Copy !req
332. GO FOR BOBBY.Copy !req
333. - WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO?Copy !req
334. - MA?Copy !req
335. - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
- CHECK OUT THOSE BALL BEARINGS.Copy !req
336. - WOW, LOOK.
- DAMN, IT IS.Copy !req
337. IT'S BALL BEARINGS.
- WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
338. - THEY'RE ALL LOOKING FOR YOU,
BOBBY.Copy !req
339. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.Copy !req
340. - WHAT ROOM ARE YOU IN, MA.Copy !req
341. - CALM DOWN AND LISTEN...Copy !req
342. - BUT, MA!Copy !req
343. - THEY HAD ME BLINDFOLDED
WHEN THEY BROUGHT ME IN HERE.Copy !req
344. I HEARD THE SOUND
OF KNEE-HIGH GLADIATOR BOOTSCopy !req
345. WITH CUBAN HEEL
CLIP-CLOPPITING UP THE STAIRS.Copy !req
346. AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE
THEY GOT ME IN THE ROOM,Copy !req
347. I HEARD A RAILROAD CROSSING.Copy !req
348. 'CAUSE YOU'RE FATHER
ABANDONED US,Copy !req
349. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
THAT COULD SAVE ME, BOBBY.Copy !req
350. - MA!
- BOBBY!Copy !req
351. - THE PARTY'S STARTED.Copy !req
352. - WHEN I GOT YOUR EMAIL,
YOU SAID YOU WERE BI NOW.Copy !req
353. - YES, BECAUSE I WANTED ADVICE.Copy !req
354. - OH, I MISREAD THAT EMAIL.Copy !req
355. [bleep!Copy !req
356. - I'M EXPERIMENTING BUT THAT
DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO MAKE LOVECopy !req
357. TO EVERY MAN I MEET.Copy !req
358. - AH,Copy !req
359. I JUST GET CATFISHED SO MUCH.Copy !req
360. - COME ON, LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.Copy !req
361. - NO, STOP IT.
- COME ON.Copy !req
362. COME ON YOU LITTLE TEASE.
STOP BEING A TEASE.Copy !req
363. - I'M NOT BEING A TEASE.
- YOU ARE.Copy !req
364. YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE TEASE.
- I'M NOT BEING A TEASE.Copy !req
365. - , MAN.
- STOP IT.Copy !req
366. - IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, OKAY.Copy !req
367. YOU EMAIL ME.
YOU SAID THAT YOU'RE BI NOW.Copy !req
368. I JUMPED IN A ZIP CAR.
DROVE ALL THE WAY UP HERE.Copy !req
369. SO NOW I'M STUCK IN CANADA
WITH NO ONE TO JERK ME OFF.Copy !req
370. JUST A BUNCH OF FREE GOVERNMENT
SERVICES, LAX DRUG LAWS,Copy !req
371. BEAUTIFUL SCENERY.Copy !req
372. ACTUALLY, I LIKE IT UP HERE.Copy !req
373. I THINK I MIGHT STAY.Copy !req
374. AND I JUST READ AN ARTICLE
THAT THE MIDDLE CLASS HERECopy !req
375. IS ACTUALLY THRIVING,Copy !req
376. WHERE IN AMERICA
IT'S A REAL STRUGGLE.Copy !req
377. YOU GOT MY INFO?
- YEAH.Copy !req
378. - HIT ME UP IF YOU WANT
TO SUCK ON A REAL CHUBSTER.Copy !req
379. - THANKS.Copy !req
380. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD TOO.Copy !req
381. - OH, YOU LIKE WHAT I'M WEARING?
- YEAH.Copy !req
382. - NO, LIKE, I'M TRASH,
AND YOU, LIKE, A PRINCESS.Copy !req
383. BUT, LIKE, A PRINCESS
YOU DON'T MIND, LIKE,Copy !req
384. GOING INTO THE FARVELA AND,
LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE,Copy !req
385. LIKE, A STREET RAT, LIKE...Copy !req
386. LIKE, I REALLY LIKE YOU A LOT.Copy !req
387. - WELL, ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING?Copy !req
388. - I GUESS.
CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU?Copy !req
389. - YEAH.Copy !req
390. - IT'S LIKE I'M IN THERAPY
RIGHT NOWCopy !req
391. AND THAT'S, LIKE, HARD
TO ADMITCopy !req
392. BECAUSE, LIKE, BEING IN THERAPY
MEANS THAT, LIKE...Copy !req
393. LIKE, I HAVE WEAKNESSES.Copy !req
394. BETWEEN LIZ AND PINNOCHLIO,Copy !req
395. IT'S LIKE A LOT.Copy !req
396. - WHO'S PINNOCHLIO?Copy !req
397. - THAT'S MY BABY, PINNOCHLIO.Copy !req
398. - I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT WAS HIS NAME.Copy !req
399. - SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM SKYLORD.Copy !req
400. - SO, LIKE, YOU AND C-CZAR
ARE, LIKE, BFFs NOW?Copy !req
401. - WE'RE INCREDIBLY CLOSE.
I CONSIDER HIM A SON.Copy !req
402. - OH, THAT'S SWEET.Copy !req
403. DOES HE EVER, LIKE,
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME?Copy !req
404. - UM, I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL
COMFORTABLE DISCUSSING IT.Copy !req
405. - OH, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FEEL COMFORTABLE.Copy !req
406. YOU SHOULD JUST TELL ME
WHAT HE SAYS.Copy !req
407. - HOLD ON A SECOND.Copy !req
408. - OH.Copy !req
409. - WHAT'S THAT?
IS THAT ANY GOOD?Copy !req
410. - OH, MUSONEX?
ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
411. IT'S THE GOLD STANDARD
OF EDGY SLEEP.Copy !req
412. - WOULD YOU BE INTO IT
IF I GOT A GLUG OF THAT?Copy !req
413. - OH, GLUG AWAY, MY LADY.Copy !req
414. - MMM,
I'M GONNA SLUG THIS DOWN.Copy !req
415. - GOOD THING THE FDA
DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
416. IT'S CANADIAN.
- OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
417. LIKE, IF THE FBI KNEW
ABOUT THIS,Copy !req
418. THEY WOULDN'T SOLVE ANY CRIMES
AT ALL.Copy !req
419. - I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST BE
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE.Copy !req
420. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?Copy !req
421. - I WANT TO BE A GOOD FATHER,Copy !req
422. AND I WANT TO BE
A GOOD EMPLOYEE,Copy !req
423. AND I WANT TO BE A GOOD FRIEND.Copy !req
424. - THANK YOU FOR BEING YOURSELF.Copy !req
425. - LIKE, I FEEL LIKE I LIKE YOU,
LIKE, LIKE, A SISTER.Copy !req
426. - YEAH, I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
LIKE MY BROTHER TOO.Copy !req
427. - AND, LIKE, IT WOULD BE WEIRD
FOR BROTHERS AND SISTERSCopy !req
428. TO DO INCEST, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
429. - YEAH.Copy !req
430. - I'M GLAD WE COULD KEEP
THIS PROFESSIONAL.Copy !req
431. - BOB DUKER, I'M BACK
FROM MY DATE.Copy !req
432. AND SHE WAS NICE GIRL,
BUT THERE WEREN'T NO CHEMISTRY.Copy !req
433. YO!
WAKE UP!Copy !req
434. BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM!Copy !req
435. - C-CZAR,
WHAT IS TROUBLING YOU?Copy !req
436. - I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BOY!Copy !req
437. YOU WANT TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW,
DUKER?Copy !req
438. YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME
RIGHT NOW, DUKER?Copy !req
439. - HOLD ON, SHE DRANK TOO MUCH
MUSONEX, SO I PUT HER TO BED.Copy !req
440. - AND THEN YOU MY GIRL?Copy !req
441. - IF YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTECopy !req
442. THAT I COULD BETRAY YOU
LIKE THAT, IT'S RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
443. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAPERWORK
IT'D TAKECopy !req
444. FOR ME TO GET AN ERECTION?Copy !req
445. - LIKE, HONESTLY,
HE'S FALLING APART.Copy !req
446. HE'S, LIKE, AT DEATH'S DOOR,
AND YOU COMING THROUGH THE DOORCopy !req
447. AND ACCUSE HIM
OF BEING AT MY DOORCopy !req
448. AND, LIKE, THAT'S NOT THE DOOR
THAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
449. IT WAS A MOOSE-UNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
450. - WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?Copy !req
451. - I WENT ON A DATE.Copy !req
452. SHE REALLY NICE GIRL,Copy !req
453. BUT THERE WEREN'T NO—Copy !req
454. NOTHING GOING—
THERE WASN'T NO—Copy !req
455. I DIDN'T GET MY DICK—Copy !req
456. I'M NOT HAVING MY DICK.
- RELAX.Copy !req
457. - THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ME.Copy !req
458. - WELL, WE'LL MAKE SOME ROOM.Copy !req
459. WE'LL JUST MOVE
DOG THE CUDDLE HUNTER HERE.Copy !req
460. - THERE'S A SPACE
WE CAN TALK IT OUT.Copy !req
461. LIKE, THERE'S NO REASON
TO, LIKE, GET SO UPSET.Copy !req
462. LIKE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST, LIKE—Copy !req
463. WE'LL JUST, LIKE,
ACT LIKE ADULTS.Copy !req
464. - I NEED SOMETHING
TO GET COMFORTABLE OVER THERE.Copy !req
465. - DON'T WAKE BOB DUKE UP.Copy !req
466. DON'T WAKE SKYLORD.
- IT'S PINNOCHLIO.Copy !req
467. - IT'S SKYLORD.
- NO, IT'S—Copy !req
468. - ARE YOU TWO SLEEPING?
- YEAH.Copy !req
469. - YEAH.
- DEAD ASLEEP.Copy !req
470. - I'M DEAD ASLEEP.Copy !req
471. - OKAY.
- WE'RE GOING TO BED.Copy !req
472. - YOU'RE SURE
YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP?Copy !req
473. - MM-HMM.
YEAH.Copy !req
474. - YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
475. I WORKED COAT CHECK IN
SAN FRANCISCO AT A STRIP CLUB.Copy !req
476. MEN STRIPPING.Copy !req
477. AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF
BACHELORETTE PARTIES IN THERE,Copy !req
478. AND THEY WERE CRAZY.Copy !req
479. - REALLY?Copy !req
480. - THE MALE STRIPPERS,
LIKE, GRAB WOMENCopy !req
481. AND WILL WHEELBARROW WALK THEM
AROUND THE ROOMCopy !req
482. WITH THEIR SKIRTS FALLING.Copy !req
483. I MEAN, THEY ARE...
- REALLY?Copy !req
484. - SO PHYSICAL AND CRAZY.Copy !req
485. - ACTUALLY THERE ARE A NUMBER
OF VIDEOS ONLINECopy !req
486. WHERE YOU CAN WATCH
THAT KIND OF THING.Copy !req
487. - OH, THE CRAZY ONES
AND, YOU KNOW, WITH THE...Copy !req
488. - WELL, JUST—Copy !req
489. - THERE'S SOME REALLY CRAZY ONES
OUT THERE.Copy !req
490. WHERE IT'S LIKE—Copy !req
491. - WHERE IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
492. MEN A WHOLE ROOM
OF BACHELORETTES.Copy !req
493. - LIKE BODY PART...Copy !req
494. - IT'S A SPECIFIC GENRE OF PORN.Copy !req
495. - FINALLY THE HERO HAS ARRIVED.Copy !req
496. - EAGLEWING,
I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG.Copy !req
497. - YEAH, I TOLD YOU IT WAS ME.Copy !req
498. - AND THAT'S HOW I KNEW.Copy !req
499. WHY DID YOU KIDNAP MY MOM?Copy !req
500. - OH, NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO ASK
THE INTERESTING QUESTIONS.Copy !req
501. I KIDNAPPED YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE
SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,Copy !req
502. MOST CAPTIVATING,
MOST INTELLIGENT WOMANCopy !req
503. I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
504. - TELL ME SOMETHING
I DIDN'T ALREADY VERY MUCH KNOW.Copy !req
505. - FINE, I WILL!Copy !req
506. I DIDN'T KNOW MY MOTHER
OR MY FATHER.Copy !req
507. I WAS RAISED BY MY AUNT
AND UNCLE.Copy !req
508. THEY HATED ME.Copy !req
509. THEY MADE ME SLEEP IN A TINY
CLOSET UNDER THE STAIRS.Copy !req
510. THEY INSULTED ME
AND THEY BELITTLED ME.Copy !req
511. UNTIL ONE DAY WHEN A GIANT
ON A FLYING MOTORCYCLECopy !req
512. SHOWED UP AT ME HOUSECopy !req
513. AND HE PULLED THE WOOL
AWAY FROM MY EYESCopy !req
514. AND SHOWED ME THE REAL WORLD!Copy !req
515. A WORLD WHERE I HAD REAL POWER!Copy !req
516. , AND I TOOK THAT POWER,Copy !req
517. AND I DESTROYED THAT EVILCopy !req
518. WHOSE NAME MUST NOT BE SPOKEN.Copy !req
519. BUT I SPOKE IT, BOBBY.Copy !req
520. AND IT WAS VOLDEMORT.Copy !req
521. AND I KILLED HIM
IN THE EIGHTH MOVIE.Copy !req
522. WHICH WAS THE SECOND HALF
OF THE SEVENTH BOOK.Copy !req
523. - EAGLEWING, I HAD NO IDEA.Copy !req
524. - SO NOW YOU KNOW A LITTLE BIT
MORE ABOUT EAGLEWING.Copy !req
525. - THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE
STORY I EVER HEARD.Copy !req
526. I AM SO SORRY.Copy !req
527. - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH,
MS. BOTTLESERVICE.Copy !req
528. - YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
529. - THAT'S THE KIND OF LOVE
THAT WAS RIPPED AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
530. - WELL, THAT'S JUST—
THAT'S A HORRIBLE STORY.Copy !req
531. I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
532. - YOU GOT YOURSELF
ONE HELL OF A SON HERE.Copy !req
533. THANK YOU.Copy !req
534. - AND AN EVEN BETTER GIGOLO.Copy !req
535. - I KNOW.Copy !req
536. BOBBY, WHAT YOU DID,
PLOWING YOUR WAYCopy !req
537. THROUGH THAT
WHITE-HOT BACHE-LORETTE PARTYCopy !req
538. JUST TO SAVE ME, IT WAS SO...Copy !req
539. - WHAT?
- IT WAS SO...Copy !req
540. - WHAT?
- IT WAS SO ROMANTIC.Copy !req
541. - OH, MA.Copy !req
542. - IF YOU WEREN'T MY SON.Copy !req
543. - IF YOU WEREN'T MY MOTHER.Copy !req
544. - OH...Copy !req
545. I'M NOT YOUR SON.
HOW ABOUT?Copy !req
546. OH.
- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAY.Copy !req
547. - WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
- I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
548. - I GOT TO START USING
MORE TOOTHPICKS.Copy !req
549. - THE GIGOLO HOUSE
IS A VERITABLE FORTRESS.Copy !req
550. I MEAN, THESE GUYS
ARE ROAMING THE PERID—Copy !req
551. YEAH, OUR BLOOPER REEL DOING.Copy !req
552. I LIKE TO TAKE THIS SERIOUS,Copy !req
553. BUT WHEN A BLOOPER HAPPENS,
THERE'S NO STOPPING THEM.Copy !req
554. - WE JOKE AROUND ON SET.Copy !req
555. WE JOKE AROUND ON SET!Copy !req
556. - THEN IT'S LIKE AFTER
THE MOVIE,Copy !req
557. IT'S ALL CRACK-UPS,Copy !req
558. 'CAUSE WE'RE PARTYING ALL DAY
ON SET, WHATEVER.Copy !req
559. PETER, STOP LOOKING
IN THE CAMERA, BRO.Copy !req
560. - SORRY, SORRY.
IT'S ALL THE MOVIE MAGIC.Copy !req
561. IT'S MAKING ME GO CRAZY.Copy !req
562. BLOOPERS!Copy !req
563. - HA HA.
GOOD AT BUSINESS.Copy !req
564. - OW.Copy !req