1. - GIGOLO HOUSE MEETING
RIGHT NOW!
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2. - CIRCLE UP, GIGOLOS!
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3. SO GIGOLO HOUSE IS VERY MUCH
A VERITABLE MESS RIGHT NOW.
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4. AND EAGLE WING,
AS THE HEAD OF GIGOLO HOUSE,
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5. NEEDS TO VERY MUCH TAKE CONTROL.
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6. - OKAY, WE ARE UNDER THREAT.
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7. IT IS GIGOLOS
VERSUS SOME APP CALLED "LUBER."
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8. IT MAKES IT SO THAT ANYBODY
CAN BE A GIGOLO.
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9. - ANYBODY.
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10. - SO ANYONE WITH A DICK
BETWEEN HIS LEGS
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11. CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE
AND JACKHAMMER YOU
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12. UNTIL COMPLETION.
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13. GIGOLO SELECTED.
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14. - WELCOME THE COMPETITION.
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15. - HEY, FELLAS, I'M THE GIGOLO.
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16. - STEVE?
- TIM?
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17. - HEY, I GO BY BOTH.
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18. - GET THE IN HERE,
ASSHOLE.
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19. - I'M SORRY.
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20. - THIS PIECE OF
IS TRYING TO PUT US
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21. OUT OF BUSINESS.
- THIS IS THE LITTLE MOUSE
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22. TIC TAC WHO'S SLITHERING IN,
AND EATING ALL OUR CHEESE.
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23. - WAIT A MINUTE,
"OUR MOUSE TIC TAC"?
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24. WHAT IS THAT?
- IT'S A BREATH FRESHENER
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25. THAT'S MADE OF MICE.
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26. - BOBBY,
WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR BURNS.
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27. THEY'RE TERRIBLE.
CT, PLEASE WORK WITH HIM.
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28. - NOT A PROBLEM.
- NO, BUZZSAW, YOU'RE NOT CT.
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29. THIS PASTY PIECE OF GARBAGE
IN BOAT SHOES
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30. IS WHY WE'VE GOT LESS MONEY
COMING INTO THE HOUSE,
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31. WHICH IS WHY
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
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32. LET SOME PEOPLE GO.
- WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.
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33. WHAT?
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34. - BRO.
- ARE YOU JOKING?
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35. - EXCUSE ME?
- HOW COULD YOU
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36. GET RID OF YOUR BROTHERS?
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37. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
TO YOUR BROTHERHOOD?
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38. - THE WAY I SEE IT,
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DECIDE
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39. WHO STAYS AND WHO GOES.
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40. - I'M HAPPY TO LEAVE ANYTIME.
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41. - NO, SHUT UP.
YOU STAY.
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42. EVERYBODY PLAYS FOR SURVIVAL,
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43. A GIGOLO HOUSE ELIMINATION.
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44. - YO, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
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45. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
ABOUT TO HAPPEN, BUT LET'S GO.
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46. - WELCOME TO GIGOLO HORSE.
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47. I'M MARC XYZ,
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48. AND TODAY OUR GIGOLO WILL BE
COMPETING IN A GAME OF HORSE
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49. TO SEE WHO WILL STAY
AND WHO WILL GO.
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50. - WE'RE NOT WHORES, BRO.
WE'RE PROFESSIONALS.
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51. - NO, NOT "WHORES."
HORSE.
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52. - ALL RIGHT.
- H-O—ALL RIGHT, WHAT?
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53. - WHERE IS IT?
- WHERE IS WHAT?
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54. - THE HORSE?
BRING OUT THE HORSE.
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55. I'LL THE HORSE.
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56. - ANYONE EVER PLAYED
BASKETBALL?
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57. - I PLAYED A LITTLE BIT.
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58. JUST LIKE IN THE DRIVEWAY,
NOT LIKE—
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59. - SURE.
- IT WASN'T, LIKE,
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60. AN ORGANIZED LEAGUE OR ANY—
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61. I SHOULD NOT—
I OVERSTATED IT.
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62. I'VE NOT PLAYED BASKETBALL.
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63. - STRAIGHT UP,
I HAVE NO IDEA
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64. WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH GIGOLO HORSE.
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65. - UNLESS IT'S A HORSE
THAT'S A GIGOLO,
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66. AND THAT'S SCARY, DUDE,
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67. 'CAUSE THAT HORSE
IS GONNA HURT YOUR BODY,
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68. LIKE, IF YOU'RE A PERSON.
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69. - IF IT'S COMPETITIVE,
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70. THEN CT'S ON MY TEAM,
'CAUSE THIS KID'S A MONSTER.
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71. - EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M A MONSTER.
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72. IT'S JUST WHAT IT IS.
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73. - THANKS.
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74. - NO, BUZZSAW.
YOU'RE NOT CT.
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75. - ANYWAY,
I'M HERE TO BE YOUR HOST,
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76. AND I'M ALSO YOUR JUDGE,
BUT I'M NOT JUDGING ALONE.
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77. - WHAT?
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78. - TO HELP US JUDGE
TODAY'S EVENT,
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79. WE BROUGHT
FRIEND OF THE SHOW...
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80. FORMER FEMALE GIGOLO,
FARLEY.
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81. - FARLEY?
JUDGING ME?
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82. ARE YOU JOKING ME, BRO?
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83. - NO.
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84. GENTLEMEN, I WILL BE
FAIR AND IMBALANCED,
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85. SOMETHING YOU COULD NEVER DO,
BOBBY,
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86. WITH ALL YOUR DUMB EMOTIONS.
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87. - WHAT AN INTERESTING
TURN OF EVENTS
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88. ON THIS EPISODE
OF "GIGOLO HORSE."
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89. - LET'S THIS HORSE!
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90. - HOW DO YOU THINK
BOBBY AND FARLEY DO
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91. WITH THEIR DISAGREEMENTS?
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92. - IN A WAY, THEY HAVE
A KIND OF A THROWBACK,
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93. YOU KNOW, "UNTHERAPIZED" WAY
OF DEALING WITH CONFLICTS.
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94. LIKE, JUST SAYING WHAT YOU MEAN.
LIKE, I FEEL LIKE,
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95. NOWADAYS, EVERYONE'S LIKE,
"YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SAY THIS,
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96. IT MAKES ME FEEL
BLAH BLAH BLAH,"
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97. AND IT'S LIKE
IT JUST FEELS GOOD TO BE LIKE,
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98. "YOU'RE A DUMMY."
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99. - MY NAME IS FRANCESCA,
BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME "TUNES."
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100. - MY NAME'S MIKEY.
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101. TUNES, WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE WITH HER?
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102. HAVE YOU BEEN GIVING HER DRUGS?
- TAKE A HIT.
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103. - WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
WHO DID THIS TO MY BOY?
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104. - IT WAS TUNES.
- TUNES?
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105. PEACE OUT.
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106. - MIKEY, YOU'RE BACK.
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107. - HEY, TUNES.
- IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
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108. - LONG ENOUGH FOR ME
TO LEARN TO WALK AGAIN
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109. AFTER YOU GUNSHOT ME.
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110. - AND LONG ENOUGH FOR ME
TO SERVE A PRISON SENTENCE
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111. FOR NARCOTICS
AND ARMED VIOLENCE.
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112. - HA HA HA HA.
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113. - PLUS, YOU'RE TRANS NOW.
WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE.
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114. - WHAT?
OH, I'M NOT TRANS.
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115. I'M FILLED
WITH ALL THESE NEW EMOTIONS,
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116. AND I'M EXPRESSING THEM
THROUGH MY NEW LOOK.
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117. GETTING GUNSHOT CAN REALLY
CHANGE A PERSON,
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118. BOTH INSIDE AND OUT.
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119. LATER, TUNES.
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120. - MIKEY, YOU FORGOT
YOUR ZIP-UP POCKET SACK.
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121. - AND OF COURSE, OUR FLAG WAS
DESIGNED BY MR. GEORGE STANLEY.
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122. IT'S MEANT TO SAY,
"LOOK AT THESE MAPLE TREES."
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123. HEY THERE, MIKEY.
YOU'RE LATER
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124. THAN A PREGNANT STUDENT'S
MENSTRUAL SLOUGH.
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125. - SORRY.
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126. - HEY, CANE.
GREAT STANDING STICK, EH?
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127. - YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
LIKES THIS CANE, ZACHARY?
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128. - WHO'S THAT?
- YOUR MOM.
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129. NO PARDON.
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130. AN EXCELLENT RETORT FROM MIKEY
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131. TO OUR CLASSROOM'S
FINEST BULLY, ZACHARY.
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132. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO BACK TO SCIENCES.
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133. - YOU LEFT THESE IN THE HALL.
- FAR OUT.
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134. HI THERE, TUNES.
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135. - COACH TEACHER,
DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT?
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136. - YOU BET I DO.
CARE FOR A HONK OF THIS J-BIRD?
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137. - I RESPECTFULLY DECLINE.
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138. THANK YOU, COACH TEACHER.
- RIGHT.
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139. - I THINK MIKEY'S
A DRUGS ADDICT.
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140. - HE WAS VERBALLY ABUSIVE
TO ZACHARY THIS MORNING
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141. IN SCIENCES,
BUT I JUST FIGURED THAT HAD
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142. SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT
THAT HE'S NOW TRANS.
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143. - NO, MIKEY'S NOT TRANS.
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144. THAT'S JUST HIS NEW CHOICE
OF FASHION.
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145. - I THINK WE BOTH KNOW
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO HERE.
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146. - MIKEY HAS BEEN
THROUGH TOO DARN MUCH.
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147. PARDON MY LANGUAGE.
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148. HE'S SO YOUNG.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
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149. - THIS IS A CIRCLE OF LOVE.
THIS IS ABOUT, MIKEY.
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150. WANT HIM TO GET OFF THE DRUGS
THAT HE'S ADDICTED TO.
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151. - COACH TEACHER,
YOU SUMMONED ME?
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152. - I SURE DID, MIKEY.
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153. - TUNES?
MOM?
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154. ZACHARY?
INUIT ANDY?
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155. MARIE THE JANITOR?
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156. WAIT A MOMENT,
IS THIS A SUGGESTION?
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157. - WERE YOU EVER BULLIED?
- OH.
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158. I'M NOT SURE.
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159. YES, OF COURSE I WAS BULLIED.
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160. MY BULLY—OH, MY GOD.
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161. MY BULLY GROWING UP
HAD A STUTTER.
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162. YEAH.
- WAS HE BULLYING YOU
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163. BECAUSE OF THE STUTTER?
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164. HE WAS BULLYING ME
BECAUSE I WAS FAT AND GAY,
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165. I THINK,
AND THAT TRUMPS STUTTER.
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166. - HE WASN'T HIGH
ON THE BULLYING SCALE.
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167. HE WAS LIKE, "WHO CAN I"--
- NO, HE WASN'T, LIKE,
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168. EVERYONE'S BULLY.
HE WAS, LIKE, MY BULLY.
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169. YEAH.
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170. - HE WAS LIKE,
"THERE HE IS."
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171. - DID YOU EVER HAVE
A COMEUPPANCE WITH HIM?
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172. DID YOU EVER HAVE A MOMENT?
- WELL, HE ACTUALLY IS DEAD NOW.
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173. - SO—
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174. - DETECTIVE LOGAN?
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175. - WELL, THAT'S GOOD DETECTIVE
WORK, SWEETHEART.
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176. YOU SHOULD TRY
TO JOIN THE FORCE.
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177. - YEAH,
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178. I ALREADY DID THAT
FIVE YEARS AGO.
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179. - OH, TRY AND TRY AGAIN.
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180. - GOOD, YOU'RE ACQUAINTED.
I GOT A CASE FOR YOU.
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181. - CHIEF, THIS IS
THE 40th DEAD GIRL
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182. IN AS MANY WEEKS AS—
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183. WAIT, WHERE'S LOGAN?
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184. - LET'S GO, SLOWPOKE, OR DO YOU
NOT CARE ABOUT DEAD GIRLS.
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185. - WELCOME
TO THE GLENDON TRAIL P.D.
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186. - I DON'T EXACTLY WORK WELL
WITH OTHERS.
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187. - DETECTIVE LOGAN,
GLENDON TRAIL HOMICIDE.
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188. - WELL, THANK GOD.
I WAS AFRAID THIS WAS
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189. IN THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT
JURISDICTION.
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190. - WELL, IT'S NOT
MY JURISDICTION.
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191. JUST BECAUSE A BODY'S
ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
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192. DOESN'T MAKE IT
THE STATE TROOPERS' PROBLEM.
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193. - ENOUGH,
UNLESS ONE OF YOU GUYS
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194. WANT TO TELL
THIS DEAD GIRL'S PARENTS
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195. WHY WE COULDN'T FIND HER KILLER,
'CAUSE IT WASN'T
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196. IN ANY OF OUR...
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197. "JURISDICTIONS."
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198. POOR KID.
- WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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199. - I SEE A DEAD GIRL
IN THE TRASH.
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200. ALSO, I SEE GLITTER
ON HER NECK.
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201. - YOU THINK SHE'S A STRIPPER?
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202. - SHE'S A DEAD GIRL,
ISN'T SHE?
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203. - SANITATION DEPARTMENT.
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204. CAN WE SAY SHE WASN'T FOUND
IN A PILE OF TRASH?
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205. FINE,
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206. IF YOU WANT TO TELL
HER PARENTS THAT.
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207. - OH, I'M BAD WITH PARENTS.
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208. - HOPE YOU'RE BETTER WITH TRASH.
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209. LET'S GO.
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210. - YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE
IS SEXY FRUIT EATING,
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211. SO YOU BETTER BRING
YOUR "A" GAME,
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212. OR YOU'RE GONNA GET AN "H."
BEGIN.
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213. - OKAY.
- OOH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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214. - STOP, NO.
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215. - WHY DO YOUR EYES LOOK
SO PANICKED?
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216. - UGH!
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217. SLASH MMM.
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218. DID YOU WINK?
- WOULD YOU GIVE CT AN "H"?
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219. - ABSOLUTELY.
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220. - OH, FARLEY.
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221. - UGH!
YOU'RE ACTING UP, BOBBY.
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222. - FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT, FARLEY?
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223. - OH, WOW, YOU ATE A APPLE.
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224. - NOW, BOBBY, WHEN WE FIRST
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225. STARTED THIS GAME,
YOU SEEMED TO BE
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226. A LITTLE UPSET
BY THE PRESENCE OF FARLEY.
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227. - NO, SHE'S INVISIBLE TO ME.
IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE TALKING,
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228. AND THEN THERE'S JUST, LIKE,
A BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT LEOPARD.
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229. - CT, I WANT TO COMPLIMENT YOU
ON YOUR INTENSITY.
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230. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- I'M SORRY,
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231. WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING
WHEN I'M TALKING TO CT?
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232. - YOU WERE NOT LOOKING AT ME?
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233. - WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOUR NAME IS?
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234. - BUZZSAW.
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235. - OKAY.
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236. FOR OUR NEXT CHALLENGE,
YOU WILL BE JUDGED ON HOW WELL
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237. YOU CAN LIE TO SOMEONE
ABOUT WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING.
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238. - UGH.
- FOR THIS CHALLENGE,
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239. WE'VE FLOWN IN
A FEW SPECIAL GUESTS—
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240. YOUR AUNTS.
OHH!
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241. - I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD A GAME
LESS THAN I HAVE GIGOLO HORSE.
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242. - GIGOLO, APPROACH YOUR AUNTS
AND BEGIN YOUR LIE.
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243. - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
AUNT JOANNE?
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244. GO YOURSELF, OKAY?
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245. YOU DIDN'T SUPPORT
MY MOTHER'S TANNING BED BUSINESS
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246. WHEN SHE NEEDED YOU MOST.
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247. - CT IS REALLY USING
THIS OPPORTUNITY TO DISCUSS
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248. HIS ROLE ON THE REAL WORLD/
ROAD RULES CHALLENGE.
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249. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CT,
FARLEY?
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250. - IT SOUNDED
LIKE YOU SAID "RUH-ROHS."
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251. - ROAD RULES.
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252. - HE'S A MONSTER.
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253. - SO I'M A GIGOLO,
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254. BUT THE LIE IS
I'M A FIREFIGHTER, SO—
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255. - MANY OF THEM DON'T SEEM
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256. TO EVEN UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF THE GAME.
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257. - WHO DOES, THOUGH?
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258. - THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
OF BEING A GIGOLO
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259. IS MAKING THE PERSON
THAT YOU'RE WITH FEEL GREAT,
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260. SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO COMPLIMENT FARLEY.
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261. - YOU LOOK LIKE
IF PEG BUNDY WAS YOUNG.
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262. - I LIKE YOUR HEIGHT.
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263. - YOU'RE DISMISSED.
- I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
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264. YOU'RE WEARING
A LEOPARD'S PRINT.
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265. WHEN I'M REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT A GUY, I SWING LIKE THIS.
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266. - OH, I LIKE THAT.
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267. - I SWEAR TO GOD,
I WOULD ANNIHILATE EVERYBODY
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268. IN THE WORLD!
- STOP.
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269. - I'M OUT OF CONTROL LISTENING
TO YOU TALK TO ANOTHER MAN!
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270. - BECAUSE YOU'RE CRYING TEARS,
I'M GIVING YOU IMMUNITY,
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271. AND I JUST DECIDED THAT
RIGHT NOW.
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272. - OH, COME ON!
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273. - I LOVE IT
WHEN BOBBY GETS JEALOUS.
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274. - SOMETIMES, HAVING
HIGH EMOTIONS PAYS OFF.
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275. - BOBBY, STOP IT, STOP IT!
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276. I GAVE YOU IMMUNITY.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT,
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277. TO GET MARRIED?
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278. - YES!
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279. I WANNA GET MARRIED!
I WANNA GET MARRIED TO YOU!
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280. - BUT ARE YOU, LIKE,
ASKING ME?
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281. - OH, FARLEY, I WANNA SPEND
THE REST OF MY DAYS WITH YOU!
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282. - ARE YOU PROPOSING,
OR WHAT IS IT?
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283. - I DON'T KNOW,
WE'RE ON A COMPETITION SHOW!
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284. - AND TIME.
THAT'S THE END OF IMMUNITY.
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285. LET'S BRING BACK IN OUR GIGOLOS.
- WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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286. - WHEN BOBBY FIRST PROPOSED,
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287. HE WAS ACTING
LIKE HE WAS PROPOSING,
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288. THEN HE WASN'T PROPOSING.
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289. I GOT VERY CONFUSED.
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290. - BRO, WHAT HAPPENS
IN GIGOLO HORSE—
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291. UH—
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292. I PROPOSED TO FARLEY.
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293. - ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING
THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIGOLO
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294. IS LOVE WITHOUT ATTACHMENT.
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295. FOR THIS NEXT CHALLENGE,
YOU WILL BE
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296. ATTACHED TO EACH OTHER
IN SOMETHING THAT WE CALL
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297. THE THREE-LEGGED,
AND TO HELP US WITH THIS GAME,
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298. WE'VE ENLISTED
A FEW SPECIAL GUESTS...
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299. YOUR AUNTS.
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300. - ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX
WITH OUR AUNTS?
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301. JUST START GOING TO TOWN
ON THEM?
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302. WHAT IS
THE THREE-LEGGED?
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303. - GUYS, I THINK WE GOT TO
PULL THE PLUG ON THIS EVENT.
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304. - MY DIRECTORS AND A BUNCH
OF OUR OFFICE PEOPLE WERE LIKE,
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305. "WE'RE GONNA TRY TO GET
CT FROM THE CHALLENGE ON,"
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306. AND PEOPLE GOT CRAZY PSYCHED.
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307. HERE WE ARE.
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308. YEAH, MAN, THIS IS WILD.
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309. - YEAH?
- YEAH, I LOVED IT.
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310. YOU GUYS ARE CRAZIER
THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE.
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311. - WE'RE CRAZY?
- YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE NUTS.
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312. - I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU ARE A MONSTER.
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313. - THIS KID'S A MONSTER.
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314. - GET THIS PARTY GOING.
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315. - WHAT?
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316. - HE PLAYS MIKEY
ON "WHEELS ONTARIO,"
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317. BUT YOU KNOW HIM BETTER
AS THE ACTOR
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318. AND ENTERTAINER
BRYAN LA CROIX.
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319. THIS IS OUR WEEKLY "CHEQUE-IN"
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320. WITH OUR IN-HOUSE
"BRYANTOLOGISTS,"
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321. THE HOFFMAN TWINS.
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322. - HI, I'M SHELBY HOFFMAN.
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323. - I'M TARA HOFFMAN.
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324. - WE'RE THE HOFFMAN TWINS.
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325. WE'RE ALSO MEMBERS
OF THE BRYAN LA CROIX FAN CLUB.
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326. LEVEL THREE BRYANTOLOGISTS.
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327. - LEVEL THREE, STILL MORE TO GO!
DON'T GIVE UP, GIRLS.
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328. - BRYAN HAS A NEW LOOK THIS WEEK
ON "WHEELS ONTARIO."
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329. - AND THE PILLS ADDICTION.
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330. - SO LET'S HOPE
HE PULLS THROUGH—
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331. - BECAUSE WITHOUT BRYAN,
THERE'S NO "WHEELS ONTARIO."
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332. - THANKS, GIRLS,
AND STAY PUT
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333. FOR MORE "WHEELS ONTARIO,"
COMING UP RIGHT NOW.
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334. - WE LOVE YOU, BRYAN!
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335. - IS THIS A SUGGESTION?
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336. - INUIT ANDY,
WHY DON'T YOU FIRE IT UP?
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337. - MIKEY, DRUGS ARE AN EPIDEMIC
AMONG MY PEOPLE.
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338. YOU'RE AS WHITE AS THE SNOW.
THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR YOU YET.
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339. - WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN,
YOU BROWN, LITTLE MONSTER?
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340. I'M NOT A DRUGS ADDICT!
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341. - HE HAS A POINT.
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342. - IF YOU'RE NOT ON DRUGS,
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343. THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING
THAT NECKLACE?
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344. - OH, I'M SORRY, ZACHARY.
ARE WE IN ALBERTA?
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345. WE CALL THEM CHOKERS
IN ONTARIO.
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346. AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST
MIND ONE'S OWN BUSINESS?
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347. - MIKEY, THAT'S NOT YOU
BULLYING ZACHARY.
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348. IT'S THE MEDICINE.
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349. - IT'S MEDICINE
FOR MY PAIN AND AGONY.
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350. - OH, THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG THERE, MIKEY.
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351. THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PAIN,
OKAY?
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352. THE QUEEN PRESCRIBED YOU
THOSE PILLS FOR PHYSICAL PAIN.
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353. - BUT YOU'VE BEEN USING THEM
FOR YOUR EMOTIONAL PAIN.
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354. - MACKEREL.
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355. TUNES, I THINK I'M STILL
CROSS WITH YOU
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356. FOR SHOOTING ME IN THE BODY
WITH THAT GUN.
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357. - I KNOW, MIKEY, BUT LET ME
HELP YOU GET OFF DRUGS
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358. LIKE THE CANADIAN PENAL SYSTEM
DID FOR ME
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359. AFTER I NEARLY MURDERED YOU.
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360. - SUGGESTION...
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361. ACCEPTED.
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362. - OH!
OH!
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363. - OH, THANK GOODNESS.
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364. - HERE, MARIE THE JANITOR,
TAKE THESE.
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365. I WON'T BE NEEDING THEM ANYMORE.
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366. - OH.
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367. THERE HE IS.
OH, MIKEY.
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368. I DON'T LOVE THE BLUE,
BUT I LOVE YOU.
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369. - WHOA, MOM.
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370. YOU'RE LIKE A RAPPER,
LIKE DRAKE.
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371. - OH!
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372. COME ON, PAL.
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373. - OKAY.
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374. - WE USED TO SAY MY MOM
HAD MOURNFUL FARTS.
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375. - "MOURNFUL FARTS"?
- YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY'D BE LIKE...
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376. - IT WAS ALWAYS SO GROSS.
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377. JUST SO GROSS.
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378. - I'M SORRY, LOOK,
I GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.
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379. AND?
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380. - MY DAUGHTER WAS MURDERED.
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381. - YOUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD?
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382. - TIMES TWO.
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383. MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHO I LOVED
MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD,
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384. SHE WAS KILLED TWO YEARS LATER.
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385. - JESUS.
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386. - I LOST MY SISTER TOO.
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387. - MURDERED?
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388. - YEAH.
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389. FROM LUNG CANCER.
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390. - DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
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391. - DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ANYTIME
YOU CARE ABOUT A GIRL
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392. ANOTHER GIRL DIES?
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393. CRAZY COUPLE YEARS
WITH ALL THE WOMEN IN MY LIFE
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394. GETTING MURDERED.
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395. - WHEN ARE WE GONNA START
DOING STEROIDS?
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396. COMEDIANS, THERE'S A POINT
IN THEIR CAREERS
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397. WHEN THEY GET TO DO STEROIDS.
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398. CARROT TOP, PISCOPO.
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399. - WE'VE REACHED
THE END OF OUR COMPETITION
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400. AND ARE LEFT
WITH TWO CONTESTANTS—
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401. BOBBY B. AND EAGLE WING.
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402. THE FINAL COMPETITION
OF "GIGOLO HORSE"
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403. IS A GAME OF HORSE.
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404. - WHAT'S THAT ABOUT, MAN?
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405. - WHY DIDN'T YOU GRAB THE BALL?
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406. - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S WHAT
I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO!
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407. - ALL RIGHT, BEGIN.
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408. - OH, EAGLE WING, YOU KNOW
WHAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU?
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409. I PLAYED BASKETBALL FOR YEARS.
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410. - NO.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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411. - OOH!
- WHY DON'T WE HAVE YOU GUYS
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412. MOVE A LITTLE BIT CLOSER?
- COME ON, MAN.
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413. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
THAT FAR AWAY.
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414. IT'S NOT A FREE THROW
COMPETITION.
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415. - YOU CAN DO IT, BOBBY.
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416. - I CAN'T DO IT.
I FORFEIT.
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417. THE ONLY WOMAN THAT I WANT
TO HAVE SEX WITH FOR MONEY
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418. FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
IS FARLEY.
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419. COME HERE.
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420. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
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421. YOU NEED TO NOT
GET ON THE GROUND
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422. UNLESS YOU'RE DOING
SOMETHING FOR REAL.
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423. - I AM DOING SOMETHING
RIGHT NOW, FARLEY!
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424. - WHAT?
- DO YOU MARRY ME?
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425. - WELL, IN ORDER TO FURTHER
MY CAREER, MY ANSWER IS YES,
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426. HOWEVER, I CANNOT BE
YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE
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427. DUE TO MY FEAR OF COMMITMENT.
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428. - I MEAN,
I'M JUST A SIMPLE GIGOLO,
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429. BUT I'VE GOT TO QUESTION
THAT RELATIONSHIP.
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430. - I'M SORRY, BOBBY,
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431. BUT I'M A STALLION,
AND I CAN'T BE HELD DOWN.
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432. - FORGET YOU THEN!
- M'KAY.
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433. - WELL, WELL, WELL,
ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC?
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434. THING IS, BOBBY,
YOU SAID YOU FORFEITED.
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435. THAT MEANS YOU LOSE.
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436. GET THE
OUT OF GIGOLO HOUSE.
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437. - IT'S THE RULES, BOBBY.
- BOBBY!
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438. BOBBY!
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439. - EAGLE WING KICKS ME
OUT OF GIGOLO HOUSE,
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440. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T NEED GIGOLO HOUSE.
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441. - BOBBY!
- WOW.
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442. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO GET OUT OF HERE ACTUALLY.
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443. CAN ONE OF THE GUYS BUZZ HIM?
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444. - HEY, BUZZ MY FRIEND!
BUZZ HIM!
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445. - THIS ISN'T THE LAST
YOU HEARD OF BOBBY "B."
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446. I STILL HAVE A NUMBER OF OTHER
REALITY SHOWS ON THE AIR.
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447. - YOU'RE BUZZING MY FRIEND!
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448. - YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE
GETTING INTO, PETER!
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449. - AM I IN THE SHOT
WITH THE CRANE?
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450. - 100%, NO.
- WE HAVE MULTIPLE
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451. CAMERA ANGLES.
- 100%, NO.
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452. - HA HA.
GOOD AT BIZNESS.
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453. - DAMN IT!
OW! OW!
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