1. God,
if you're out there,Copy !req
2. This is nick kroll.Copy !req
3. I will do anything
to make this episode great.Copy !req
4. Call upon me with any request,
and it shall be done.Copy !req
5. jolly ranchers.Copy !req
6. - Sorry, what?Copy !req
7. - Watermelon jolly ranchers.Copy !req
8. - Watermelon jol...Copy !req
9. Gonna write that down.Copy !req
10. Jolly ranchers.
Anything else?Copy !req
11. - Starbursts.Copy !req
12. - Got a little
sweet tooth, huh?Copy !req
13. - also skittles.Copy !req
14. yeah!Copy !req
15. - What a ride, huh?
- Been a crazy ride.Copy !req
16. - Crazy ride.Copy !req
17. - And here we are,
wearing pastels.Copy !req
18. - So good.
Pastel shirts.Copy !req
19. Television—
what are you gonna do?Copy !req
20. I just want to give
a shout out to my parents.Copy !req
21. What's up,
chris and cindy daly?Copy !req
22. And austin and matt daly,
what is up?Copy !req
23. My brothers.
- Oh, good looking out, man.Copy !req
24. - Yeah.
- You're on tv,Copy !req
25. But you haven't
forgotten about the fam.Copy !req
26. - Yeah, cool.Copy !req
27. - excuse me, no offense,Copy !req
28. But are you someone
who is very muchCopy !req
29. And so much as interested
in becoming married?Copy !req
30. - Sure.
- That's your choice.Copy !req
31. That's not for me.Copy !req
32. But I'm not the guy
getting married.Copy !req
33. I'm aka bobby bottleservice.Copy !req
34. I'm the guy who's gonna
do the marriage for you.Copy !req
35. Bobby bottleservice
full-service wedding service.Copy !req
36. Oh, you're gonna ask me,
"hey, bobby bottleservice,Copy !req
37. How can you do this
all on your own?"Copy !req
38. ing chill out,Copy !req
39. And let me answer the question
before you assault me like that.Copy !req
40. I'm not gonna do it
by myself, all right?Copy !req
41. 'cause I've got my best friend
in the world,Copy !req
42. Peter paparazzo, here...Copy !req
43. To handle
all the photography.Copy !req
44. - Bridal party,
bride and groom,Copy !req
45. Asian, anal, upskirt.Copy !req
46. - I'm gonna put together
the most amazing weddingCopy !req
47. You'd ever imagine
in your life,Copy !req
48. Which is how I imagine
my marriage to be,Copy !req
49. To the only woman
I've ever loved—Copy !req
50. my mother.Copy !req
51. Welcome
to the bobby bottleserviceCopy !req
52. Full-service wedding service
commercial.Copy !req
53. - Welcome to the wedding.Copy !req
54. - That too.
- Bride. Bride!Copy !req
55. Give me your eyes!
Give me your eyes!Copy !req
56. - So do you, tim,Copy !req
57. Take amy
to have and to hold?Copy !req
58. Even though, genetically,Copy !req
59. You know what's gonna happen
to her, with her mother?Copy !req
60. - I do, I do.
- You do?Copy !req
61. Nice, let's do this.Copy !req
62. - Let's do this.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
63. - Let's do this.
- Let's do this.Copy !req
64. - By the power
of this vest on me—Copy !req
65. Shots.Copy !req
66. Yo, we're having
a great time hereCopy !req
67. At the bobby bottleserviceCopy !req
68. Full-service wedding service
commercial!Copy !req
69. You gotta hire me
to handle your wedding.Copy !req
70. It's like, bobby's gonna be
there to ing bring it,Copy !req
71. Whether or not,
we're coming through!Copy !req
72. Yo, I love this pla—
I love this party.Copy !req
73. I love to do this
for more than anything.Copy !req
74. - You know what?
Everyone had a fun time,Copy !req
75. So I'm happy.
I'd recommend him to anyone.Copy !req
76. - Okay, I say very much
with professionalism,Copy !req
77. Call now, via text message,Copy !req
78. And I'll get back to you
with a very professional thing.Copy !req
79. On that note, very much
I would say to you both,Copy !req
80. Mazel tov.
Not jewish.Copy !req
81. - Thank god,
'cause they killed—Copy !req
82. You know who they killed?Copy !req
83. - Previously, on publizity...Copy !req
84. - Will you make me the happiest
football player in the nfl?Copy !req
85. - Oh, my god.
Nnamdi asomugha,Copy !req
86. All-pro cornerback
for the philadelphia eagles,Copy !req
87. What are you doing?Copy !req
88. I'm so happy.Copy !req
89. - I'm liz.Copy !req
90. - And I'm liz.Copy !req
91. - Our pr firm
is called publizity.Copy !req
92. - It's based off our names.Copy !req
93. - As with all
my edible arrangements,Copy !req
94. It is extremely urgent.Copy !req
95. I need it at sony by 2:00.
That's dos o'clock.Copy !req
96. Thank you, gracias.Copy !req
97. Yeah, what's up, liz?
- Hey, liz.Copy !req
98. - Liz.Copy !req
99. What is that?
Like, for real?Copy !req
100. - Oh, what?
This iced coffee?Copy !req
101. Oh, my god, this.
Are you talking about this?Copy !req
102. - oh, my god,Copy !req
103. This is my engagement ring
to be married.Copy !req
104. - Wha?
- Wha?Copy !req
105. Obvi it's not a race,
but it is a contest.Copy !req
106. And, like, I won.Copy !req
107. You probably know who he is,
'cause he's, like,Copy !req
108. A very famous
professional athlete.Copy !req
109. His name
is nnamdi asomugha.Copy !req
110. - Uh, this does not pass
the smell test.Copy !req
111. Like, it stinks.
Like, it's fishy. Like—Copy !req
112. Is he, like, rich,
or, like, whatever?Copy !req
113. - The kind of rich
where, like, I'll never haveCopy !req
114. To worry, ever,
about anything, ever again.Copy !req
115. - Uh-huh.
Wow, like, that's amazing.Copy !req
116. - Yeah, it's pretty exciting.Copy !req
117. I'm just, like,
so happy for you,Copy !req
118. Because you're, like,
years oldCopy !req
119. And, like, somehow
this has worked out.Copy !req
120. - I'm just, like,
so happy for myselfCopy !req
121. And, like,
so worried for youCopy !req
122. Because, like, obviously,
you're, like, years oldCopy !req
123. And, like, you've obviously,
like, spent your timeCopy !req
124. Partying and stuff like that.
- Thank you.Copy !req
125. - And it's starting
to take its tollCopy !req
126. On your face and your body.Copy !req
127. - Well,
I love to have fun.Copy !req
128. - And, like, the boyfriends
that you have had...Copy !req
129. - Sure.
- Were, like, really bad for youCopy !req
130. And, like, come over
and on your stomach.Copy !req
131. - Well, I love to have fun.
- Yeah, no, totally.Copy !req
132. - Totally.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
133. But, like,
whatever works for you,Copy !req
134. Like, works for you,
and that's amazing.Copy !req
135. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
136. Later, on publizity...Copy !req
137. - We have a problem.Copy !req
138. All of nnamdi's friends
are complainingCopy !req
139. That the chairs
are too small.Copy !req
140. Oh, hello.Copy !req
141. - Of course,
I'm gil faizon.Copy !req
142. - And I'm george st. Geegland.Copy !req
143. - And this is our prank show,
too much tuna.Copy !req
144. - Each week we prank a guestCopy !req
145. By giving them
too much tuna fish.Copy !req
146. - Today our guest
is my beautiful stepson,Copy !req
147. Elon faizon.Copy !req
148. So what's the deal, elon?
You sexually active?Copy !req
149. - Um, yeah, yeah.
I've had sex.Copy !req
150. - Look, if you ever get a girl
in trouble, you know,Copy !req
151. And you need
to get her out of trouble,Copy !req
152. We know a guy.Copy !req
153. - Dr. Wong.
- Dr. Wong.Copy !req
154. He's a back-alley guy.Copy !req
155. The buzzer says
"party planners u.S.A.,"Copy !req
156. But it's a front
for an abortion clinic.Copy !req
157. - He's pretty thorough though.
- He's pretty thorough.Copy !req
158. You must be hungry.Copy !req
159. Here it comes.Copy !req
160. - Look at this big mountain
of tuna fish.Copy !req
161. - Yeah,
that's a lot of tuna.Copy !req
162. - What's the meaning
of this?Copy !req
163. - This is probably
too much tuna.Copy !req
164. - I'm a little confused,
actually.Copy !req
165. - Too much tuna.
Pow.Copy !req
166. - No, no, I get that.
It's a lot of tuna.Copy !req
167. It's just—Copy !req
168. - That plate was delivered with
entirely too much tuna fish.Copy !req
169. - You asked me to come uptown
to eat lunch with you.Copy !req
170. - This is like that
ashram kitchen show, punk'd.Copy !req
171. - Or wilma vamerrami's
blow momma.Copy !req
172. - Yeah?Copy !req
173. - That's it.
- Don't, don't, don't—Copy !req
174. - No, it's set
to the lighting.Copy !req
175. It's set to the lighting.
- I see that there's lights.Copy !req
176. There's cameras.Copy !req
177. - No, I point out
the camera.Copy !req
178. There's a camera there.
- Let me do this one.Copy !req
179. And then there's a camera here.
- There's a crew.Copy !req
180. Can you get the crew?
There's a crew of peopleCopy !req
181. That walked into this room.Copy !req
182. - These are people
at the restaurant.Copy !req
183. You don't know yet
that it's a prank.Copy !req
184. Does he know?Copy !req
185. What do you think of the prank,
you little?Copy !req
186. - Hello, and welcome
to barking up the right tree,Copy !req
187. The show where
we find the right dogCopy !req
188. For the right owner.Copy !req
189. I'm dr. Armond,Copy !req
190. California's premier
dog plastic surgeon.Copy !req
191. - Today, we're in akron, ohio.Copy !req
192. This is denise.Copy !req
193. She recently lost
her two prize pugs.Copy !req
194. Hopefully, we can help her find
a new dog.Copy !req
195. Denise, what are you
looking for in a dog?Copy !req
196. - Something small, fat,Copy !req
197. Kind of wheezy,
with a pug face.Copy !req
198. - Oh, no.Copy !req
199. Not another old pattern
repeating itself.Copy !req
200. - Denise, I think you need
a bigger dog.Copy !req
201. You smothered your last two
in your sleep.Copy !req
202. - I've just...
Had a couple pugs that I—Copy !req
203. - Smothered in your sleep?
- Yeah.Copy !req
204. - Just accidents.Copy !req
205. - It feels like denise has been
going for "ca-nines,"Copy !req
206. When she really deserves
a "ca-ten."Copy !req
207. - Well, denise,
hopefully,Copy !req
208. This show can get you
barking up the right tree.Copy !req
209. We set up
a fun, little minglerCopy !req
210. For denise
to meet some new friends.Copy !req
211. - I've mostly been with pugs.Copy !req
212. Hope that
doesn't bother you.Copy !req
213. - Oh, no.Copy !req
214. Denise is going about this
all wrong.Copy !req
215. - You're not gay, right?Copy !req
216. - Denise?Copy !req
217. - I'm open to bisexuals.Copy !req
218. And australians.
- Denise.Copy !req
219. - Part of me wants
to be completely overwhelmedCopy !req
220. So that I'll be the one
who's smothered in my sleep.Copy !req
221. - Or if you didn't want to,
that's fine too.Copy !req
222. - So, denise,
do you want to press "paws,"Copy !req
223. Or have you made
a dog-cision?Copy !req
224. - I've made a dog-cision.Copy !req
225. And I've decided
to go with potato.Copy !req
226. - Potato?Copy !req
227. I don't remember potato
being one of the candidates.Copy !req
228. - I brought him.
Isn't he cute?Copy !req
229. - Is he a pug?Copy !req
230. - The heart loves what it loves.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
231. And what does your heart love,
denise?Copy !req
232. - Pugs!Copy !req
233. - I guess you can't teach
an old denise new tricks.Copy !req
234. - so there you have it.Copy !req
235. Sometimes we find love
in the most unexpected places.Copy !req
236. And now denise
has a new leash on life.Copy !req
237. And that's what you get
when you bark up the right tree.Copy !req
238. - I love pugs, I love pugs,
I love pugs.Copy !req
239. - I knew I needed
to be sensitiveCopy !req
240. Telling liz
about my engagement,Copy !req
241. And it was time
to smooth things over.Copy !req
242. Hey.
- Hey, liz.Copy !req
243. - So, like,
I was wondering,Copy !req
244. Would you be
my maid of honor?Copy !req
245. - Liz, like,
obvs I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
246. I would love to.
I'm flattered.Copy !req
247. So on the second of all,
I wanted to ask,Copy !req
248. Would you be willing...Copy !req
249. - What?Copy !req
250. - To do the publicity
for my wedding?Copy !req
251. - it'd just, like,
really help me out.Copy !req
252. - Course, liz! Like—Copy !req
253. - It's yours.
Have fun with it.Copy !req
254. - It's yours—
your wedding... Episode.Copy !req
255. - Coming up next,
on publizity...Copy !req
256. Now I don't even know
if there's gonna be a sponsor.Copy !req
257. Hi.Copy !req
258. - Hey.
- Hi!Copy !req
259. - Hello?Copy !req
260. Oh, hi.
Are you with the bounce house?Copy !req
261. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm jeff.Copy !req
262. - Oh, you are? Okay.
We have a front door.Copy !req
263. - Oh, sure.Copy !req
264. - So you're—
I'm sorry, you're je—Copy !req
265. You're not johnny then?Copy !req
266. - No, no.
Johnny's my brother.Copy !req
267. He killed himself, so—Copy !req
268. - Honey!
- Um...Copy !req
269. I think your fence is broken.Copy !req
270. - Yeah, it's not.Copy !req
271. Or it wasn't.
Be careful.Copy !req
272. I really—
I don't want a lawsuit.Copy !req
273. Honey! Um, that's—Copy !req
274. - All right, kids!
All right, kids!Copy !req
275. Not we're having fun already.
All right, okay.Copy !req
276. So it's bella's birthday,
so she's running the show.Copy !req
277. It's me...
And then it's bella.Copy !req
278. All right, this is
the most exciting part. Kids!Copy !req
279. Look at this.Copy !req
280. - All right!
- Come to life.Copy !req
281. You look at this house
get filled with airCopy !req
282. Just like I watched the air
leave my brother's bodyCopy !req
283. When he killed himself
in front of me.Copy !req
284. - You know what, jeff?
- What's that, mom?Copy !req
285. - We're gonna maybe
not visit that topic anymore.Copy !req
286. - What's the snack situation?Copy !req
287. - Making real heavy
eye contact there, man.Copy !req
288. - Oh, yeah.
- Are you gay?Copy !req
289. - Oh, what are you saying? No.
- Is this a—Copy !req
290. - I'm not a—
no, no.Copy !req
291. Trust me, I had plenty
of opportunities in prisonCopy !req
292. To do that,
but I didn't.Copy !req
293. Okay, all right.Copy !req
294. Hey, bella!Copy !req
295. Give uncle jeff
a push in the tush.Copy !req
296. It's uncle jeff.Copy !req
297. You guys are sitting on
where my brother passed.Copy !req
298. This is a video.Copy !req
299. You know, they just—
kids loved him.Copy !req
300. They would just swarm him.Copy !req
301. You know, I don't have that,
uh, relationship with kids,Copy !req
302. But you guys seem cool.Copy !req
303. We should
lock down plans.Copy !req
304. - What are you doing?Copy !req
305. - Oh, just hanging out
with the kids.Copy !req
306. Telling them stories.
- Okay.Copy !req
307. Kids, you wanna, um—Copy !req
308. Who has to go to the bathroom?
- I do.Copy !req
309. - Everybody, come on.
Here comes the cake.Copy !req
310. It's bella's birthday.
Let's make a wish.Copy !req
311. - Wish my brother
hadn't killed himself.Copy !req
312. - Huh?
- But, uh...Copy !req
313. You know, what I also
wish for is a new family.Copy !req
314. And I feel like I—Copy !req
315. I feel like I have that
with you guys.Copy !req
316. So let's wish for that.Copy !req
317. oh, my god.Copy !req
318. - What's your favorite
will smith movie?Copy !req
319. - I still need
a flower girlCopy !req
320. Because my family's
a bunch of.Copy !req
321. So I'm meeting with a friend
of my colorist,Copy !req
322. Who has a kid,
to see if it's, like, a fit.Copy !req
323. So, like, I was wondering if
your daughter would be availableCopy !req
324. To be the flower girl
at my wedding.Copy !req
325. - yeah, we could do that.Copy !req
326. Kind of have the same hair.Copy !req
327. - Yeah, yeah, so fun.
- Right?Copy !req
328. - She is perfect.
- I think she'd do really well.Copy !req
329. - Awesome, cool.Copy !req
330. - I have lipstick on.Copy !req
331. - I wear lipstick too.Copy !req
332. What do you wear? Mac?Copy !req
333. - yes, hi.Copy !req
334. I'm looking
for the head of marketingCopy !req
335. For under armour.Copy !req
336. Work is turning out
to be less fun than fun.Copy !req
337. What?
Oh, he's not there?Copy !req
338. Well, uh, wait.Copy !req
339. So, like,
he'll call me back?Copy !req
340. Cassandra!
Like, honestly!Copy !req
341. Focus on what you're supposed
to be doing!Copy !req
342. Oh! This is so annoying!Copy !req
343. - Okay, violet,
throw the petals outCopy !req
344. Like you're
a flower girl, okay?Copy !req
345. - Yeah.
- You just throw 'em out.Copy !req
346. - Okay, that's, like,Copy !req
347. Not exactly how I would want it
to go down.Copy !req
348. So, like, if that happened
at the wedding,Copy !req
349. Like, I would probably
freak out,Copy !req
350. Like, in a major way.Copy !req
351. Like, um, I will become
a dragon monster.Copy !req
352. - I called under armour,
and they're, like,Copy !req
353. At lunch or something.Copy !req
354. I'm like,
"what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
355. Like, call you back?"
- that's awful.Copy !req
356. - Like, literally, you're gonna
eat a sandwich right nowCopy !req
357. 'cause it's, like,
lunchtime or whatever?Copy !req
358. It's like middle school stuff.
Like, such drama.Copy !req
359. Like, I feel like I'm in, like,
middle school right now.Copy !req
360. I feel like I'm, like,
learning, like,Copy !req
361. About, like, ancient egypt
or, like, whatever.Copy !req
362. Like, I'm like, "no, I don't
really care about the pharaohsCopy !req
363. Right now.
I'm trying to get a sponsor!"Copy !req
364. Like, I'm just, like,
so upset about it.Copy !req
365. I'm like, "either you call me—
like, I'm not gonna talkCopy !req
366. About the pharaohs with you."
like, it's not middle school.Copy !req
367. - No, I understand.
- 'cause, like,Copy !req
368. That's something
that's very important,Copy !req
369. Like, in order to make this work
and, like, get a sponsorCopy !req
370. For liz's wedding.
Like, you have to do it.Copy !req
371. And, like, I'm gonna,
like, go somewhere else.Copy !req
372. So what's up, girls?
Where's liz?Copy !req
373. - Um, she stepped out
a couple hours ago.Copy !req
374. - Excuse me, what?Copy !req
375. Oh, look
who the cat dragged in.Copy !req
376. Where have you been?
- what?Copy !req
377. - I'm assuming,
from your shopping bag,Copy !req
378. That you're enjoying
your leisure time,Copy !req
379. Which means I assume
that you've gotten under armourCopy !req
380. To sign on to be the sponsor
for my wedding.Copy !req
381. - Well, like, for your fyi,
cassandra is on it.Copy !req
382. Like, she's been working
around the clock.Copy !req
383. - So, like, cassandra's
handling this now?Copy !req
384. - I still have,
like, my finger in it—Copy !req
385. Like, deep in it.
Like, I'm in it.Copy !req
386. - Okay, so maybe I should just,
like, have herCopy !req
387. Be my maid of honor.Copy !req
388. - If you want to.Copy !req
389. - Great, so then, like,
maybe she could also handleCopy !req
390. The publicity
for the wedding.Copy !req
391. How dare you!
- How dare you.Copy !req
392. - You are being
such a bridezilla right now.Copy !req
393. - Oh, my god! I would love
to be a bridezilla!Copy !req
394. The fact that you'd even,
like, bring up anythingCopy !req
395. To, like, make me—Copy !req
396. Coming up next,
on publizity...Copy !req
397. - Oh, my god!
Where's that flower girl going?Copy !req
398. - Wait. What?Copy !req
399. Omg, you've got
to be kidding me.Copy !req
400. - Jenny,
sometimes do you feelCopy !req
401. Like you're on the set
of a tampon commercial?Copy !req
402. - Why?Copy !req
403. Because my body is the set
of a tampon commercial?Copy !req
404. - No, 'cause it's—
- 'cause a tampon goes in?Copy !req
405. - No, this, like,
blue background.Copy !req
406. Like, this sort of,
like, straight to camera.Copy !req
407. - Oh, for sure.Copy !req
408. And also the fact
that I am kind of wearing,Copy !req
409. Like, a no-nonsense
sports braCopy !req
410. Is like, "look, I don't have
time to around.Copy !req
411. "when I get my period,Copy !req
412. "I'm not going
to sit on some diaper.Copy !req
413. "I need to get on my surfboard
and not take any flack from,Copy !req
414. "you know, my period.Copy !req
415. That's why I use...
Bullets."Copy !req
416. - Bullets? The name—
- from guns.Copy !req
417. - Bullets is the name
of your tampon?Copy !req
418. That's why I use white dogs
as tampons.Copy !req
419. - Oh, hello, neighbor.Copy !req
420. - All right,
what do I owe you?Copy !req
421. - Oh, you don't have
to pay me.Copy !req
422. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
423. - Well, I tell you something.
There's no tip.Copy !req
424. - Smells good in there.Copy !req
425. What are you guys
having tonight?Copy !req
426. Mac and cheese.Copy !req
427. - You know what
gets me going?Copy !req
428. Stroganoff,
beef stroganoff.Copy !req
429. - There's a diner
down the street.Copy !req
430. I suggest you get there
in the next ten minutes.Copy !req
431. - You gonna meet me over there?
- No.Copy !req
432. - Can I tell you something?
- What?Copy !req
433. - Between family...Copy !req
434. You don't pay family.Copy !req
435. - I wasn't sure if liz was gonna
come through with a sponsor,Copy !req
436. So I sold some space
on my dress.Copy !req
437. Did you know I cut a deal
with san diego dietCopy !req
438. Before the wedding?
- Oh, my god.Copy !req
439. You're, like, a genius.Copy !req
440. - Well, I might have started
at binghamton,Copy !req
441. But I finished at syracuse.Copy !req
442. - It's like I've been juggling
so many balls.Copy !req
443. But, like,
today is my day, okay?Copy !req
444. - Okay.
- Great.Copy !req
445. - But, liz...
- What?Copy !req
446. - Promise me one.
- Totally.Copy !req
447. - That that is the last bit
of work that you will do today.Copy !req
448. - Okay, fine.Copy !req
449. - Liz.
- What?Copy !req
450. - I got something for you.
Cassandra!Copy !req
451. Liz?
- Yeah?Copy !req
452. - Something old...
- Okay.Copy !req
453. - Something new.
- Okay.Copy !req
454. - Little gloves.
Something borrowed...Copy !req
455. - Uh-huh.
- And something blue.Copy !req
456. - Oh, my god, lookit,
those are naughty.Copy !req
457. - Hold on.
- What?Copy !req
458. they're all under armour.Copy !req
459. - You did get a sponsor?Copy !req
460. I love you. Liz.
- I love you a lot.Copy !req
461. - Everything looks amazing.
- Thank you.Copy !req
462. - I didn't think
I could even...Copy !req
463. - Like, you look amazing!Copy !req
464. - And it's, like,
I couldn't even imagine—Copy !req
465. - I couldn't even imagine
if someone was, like—Copy !req
466. - ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
467. Welcome to the live streaming
publizity wedding.Copy !req
468. Liz and nnamdi have actually
written their own vows,Copy !req
469. Which is fun.Copy !req
470. So, liz,
if you want to go first.Copy !req
471. - Thank you.Copy !req
472. Dear nnamdi,Copy !req
473. You were the one for me
from the very start.Copy !req
474. I knew that from the depths
of my very depth-ful heart.Copy !req
475. whether it was when I met youCopy !req
476. After stalking you
after a game,Copy !req
477. Things with—
are never lame with you.Copy !req
478. - mm.Copy !req
479. - That was beautiful.
- Thank you.Copy !req
480. - Nnamdi, go ahead.
- Liz...Copy !req
481. I'm so excited to be getting
married to you today.Copy !req
482. - Thank you.Copy !req
483. - You seem like a really,
really cool chick.Copy !req
484. And I just want everyone here
to know...Copy !req
485. That you just got nnamdi'd!Copy !req
486. - What?Copy !req
487. - There's a camera here,
camera there, camera here.Copy !req
488. You just got nnamdi'd.
- What?Copy !req
489. - Are you saying
"what" or "why"?Copy !req
490. - What?
- It doesn't matter, look.Copy !req
491. That "what" is,
this is my prank show.Copy !req
492. And the "why" is,
because you're a beast.Copy !req
493. - I don't know
what just happened.Copy !req
494. - Good job.
You're paying for it.Copy !req
495. - Wait.Copy !req
496. - Liz, did you know about this?
Or, like, what?Copy !req
497. - No, but now I know about it
because the prank just happened.Copy !req
498. - but, like,
this is not exactlyCopy !req
499. How I pictured
my wedding to be.Copy !req
500. Do I just, like,
walk right now?Copy !req
501. - Yeah, go back there.
- Just go, like—Copy !req
502. You should probably,
like, head out.Copy !req
503. - Do I just, like,
walk like this, or do I—Copy !req
504. - Liz, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
505. - About what?Copy !req
506. - That, like,
your wedding was ruined,Copy !req
507. And you were pranked in front
of, like, national television.Copy !req
508. Like, it's good karma
that you let him be successfulCopy !req
509. At something,
even if that was, like,Copy !req
510. To completely prank you
and, like, fool youCopy !req
511. And, like,
call you a beast,Copy !req
512. And, like,
say that it was hilarious,Copy !req
513. Like, make you wear that hat.
- Yeah.Copy !req
514. - When push comes down to it,Copy !req
515. Like, I'll always be here
for youCopy !req
516. Because you're
my best friend.Copy !req
517. - I'm just
so happy that,Copy !req
518. If I had to get pranked
on national televisionCopy !req
519. By a professional
football player for his show,Copy !req
520. That you were by my side
the whole time.Copy !req
521. - Yeah.
- I'm not crazy, right?Copy !req
522. - No, you just got pranked.Copy !req
523. - Do I have anything
in my teeth?Copy !req
524. Female announcer: Coming up,Copy !req
525. It's the publizity wedding
episode red carpet recap.Copy !req
526. - I came as a joke.
I'm on shrooms.Copy !req
527. - My heart's beating
so fast.Copy !req
528. I can't believe
I ran into you.Copy !req
529. - I want
to thank bob rosenstein,Copy !req
530. The head of the network.Copy !req
531. I got to say, like, liz and liz,
I love them as producers.Copy !req
532. They've been very kind to me,Copy !req
533. Giving me the opportunity
to go do the show I want to do.Copy !req
534. - Roman, what did you think of
that outrageous prank in there?Copy !req
535. - Nah, that wasn't a real prank.Copy !req
536. Did you ever see too much tuna?Copy !req
537. - Oh, sure.
- That's a prank, man.Copy !req
538. - Again, just very excitedCopy !req
539. About
the publizity wedding finaleCopy !req
540. And about the upcoming seasonCopy !req
541. Of armond around the world.Copy !req
542. good at bizness.Copy !req