1. Hey! You think you can just
run off when it suits you?Copy !req
2. That's right! And leaving
a letter as a goodbye?Copy !req
3. We collectively refuse these terms!Copy !req
4. Darkness! Darkness! Darkness!Copy !req
5. I must ask you to leave.Copy !req
6. Milady is refusing to see any visitors.Copy !req
7. This just happened to fall into your pocket.Copy !req
8. Now, if you'd quietly let us through—Copy !req
9. I-I have no need for this sort of thing!Copy !req
10. This note doesn't actually
tell us anything, damn it!Copy !req
11. We demand an explanation!Copy !req
12. Darkness! Darkness! Darkness!Copy !req
13. G-Guards!Copy !req
14. Summon the guards!Copy !req
15. We're gonna go make lunch!
You'd better show up for it!Copy !req
16. She's being such a pain in the ass!
Fine! I don't care! Whatever!Copy !req
17. Episode 9: A Talking-To for This Runaway!Copy !req
18. You say that,Copy !req
19. but you're working on a new product
for Darkness's sake, aren't you?Copy !req
20. I-I am not!Copy !req
21. Did it never occur to you
that hoarding wealth is fun?Copy !req
22. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
23. Word of advice: a demonic prophecy
is almost guaranteed to—Copy !req
24. I just don't want a real job!Copy !req
25. Hey. If I give you some spending money,
will you head back to the mansion?Copy !req
26. I have every right to take part in the
selection of our new party member.Copy !req
27. Abandoning someone after surviving
all matter of adversity together...Copy !req
28. You're a demon, Kazuma! Demoniacal!Copy !req
29. It's not like that! She's the one
who told us to find someone new.Copy !req
30. Look, none of us have any endurance at all!Copy !req
31. We need a tank, okay?Copy !req
32. All I did was introduce myself...Copy !req
33. What you did was sabotage me!Copy !req
34. I am the one called Megumin!Copy !req
35. Axel's foremost wielder of magic,Copy !req
36. and she who controls Explosion magic!Copy !req
37. You may have heard of me locally
as "the crazy Explosion girl"!Copy !req
38. Crap, I have heard of her...Copy !req
39. Sorry! This is way more than
I was ready to sign up for!Copy !req
40. You'll need someone else!Copy !req
41. We'd found someone who was interested.Copy !req
42. But look now! Thanks to all your hollering,Copy !req
43. no one's even willing to make eye contact.Copy !req
44. It is what it is.Copy !req
45. Let's go home for today!Copy !req
46. You did it on purpose!Copy !req
47. You were trying to make sure no one else—Copy !req
48. Kazuma!Copy !req
49. Wh-Why're you in such a panic?Copy !req
50. Big trouble! I need your help!Copy !req
51. This dude ran head-first at a hydra,Copy !req
52. and now he's this freaked out?Copy !req
53. This sounds serious!
Megumin, I'm gonna go check it out!Copy !req
54. Rin has a man now?Copy !req
55. That's right!Copy !req
56. So I'm worried that one of my buddies
might be in the clutches of some creep!Copy !req
57. F-Fair enough.Copy !req
58. She actually hasn't been very social lately.Copy !req
59. I got curious, so I started
watching her around the clock,Copy !req
60. and I saw her go into an inn with
some guy I didn't recognize!Copy !req
61. Wait, you were stalki—Copy !req
62. I gotta look out for my pal!Copy !req
63. Please, help me!Copy !req
64. As vaguely creepy as that is...Copy !req
65. Okay!Copy !req
66. I knew you'd get it, Kazuma!Copy !req
67. Take this!Copy !req
68. This is it. The spot where that scumbag
who's tricking Rin hides out.Copy !req
69. You're not just gonna
bust in there, are you?Copy !req
70. Do you realize how long
I've been an adventurer?Copy !req
71. You don't survive long in this job
unless you're always fully prepared.Copy !req
72. The walls are thin, so be careful.Copy !req
73. You sure you're not stalki—Copy !req
74. Miss Rin! I cannot help the way I feel!Copy !req
75. C-Calm down! You're a noble! You can't
be so infatuated with an adventurer!Copy !req
76. I'm fully aware of our different standings!Copy !req
77. If nothing else, then please, let me
get a picture with this magic camera!Copy !req
78. Settle down! Just settle down, please!Copy !req
79. Think clearly!Copy !req
80. I get it. He knows they can't be together,
so he's willing to settle for a picture?Copy !req
81. Maybe he's reasonable?Copy !req
82. A lascivious one! Something as
lewd as possible, if you please!Copy !req
83. Nope, he's awful!Copy !req
84. I've got an ass to kick.Copy !req
85. Easy, now! Don't go!Copy !req
86. Simmer down! Just cool your head for a minute!Copy !req
87. We can go downstairs, have tea, and—Copy !req
88. I beg you!Copy !req
89. Something absolutely incendiary!Copy !req
90. He was for real.Copy !req
91. Unbelievable...Copy !req
92. I'll show him what he can do with this crap!Copy !req
93. Hey, if you mess up the room—Copy !req
94. Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
95. Kazuma, grab the camera.
You're gonna take pictures of me.Copy !req
96. Yeah...Copy !req
97. Yeah?Copy !req
98. We're gonna cover every bit
of that film with my flesh.Copy !req
99. Give that creep a lifetime worth of trauma!Copy !req
100. Don't go getting cold feet, now.Copy !req
101. Of course not.Copy !req
102. Attaboy, Dust! You've got it!Copy !req
103. I don't even know how many shots we took.Copy !req
104. Looking down at Dust as I stood on a table...Copy !req
105. Ground-level shots...Copy !req
106. I snapped him posing at
every angle imaginable.Copy !req
107. Okay, let's go for something
a little more impressive!Copy !req
108. Spread your legs, and drop your hips!Copy !req
109. Perfect! Just like that!Copy !req
110. Ready to sumo!Copy !req
111. So. What the hell is this?Copy !req
112. Sorry.Copy !req
113. We got kinda carried away...Copy !req
114. Why did I even bother worrying?Copy !req
115. You know what? Enjoy your trash, sir.Copy !req
116. Let's get out of here, Kazuma.Copy !req
117. Are you sure leaving them
alone together is...Copy !req
118. Just come on.Copy !req
119. I never expected to see you in my room...Copy !req
120. What? You got some kinda problem?Copy !req
121. This works out perfectly. How about we
have us a little chat, mano a mano?Copy !req
122. You'd better brace yourself.Copy !req
123. Rin, are you sure we shouldn't stop
them? If we leave them alone...Copy !req
124. I really tried, y'know?Copy !req
125. I made a real effort.Copy !req
126. And then he shows up,
in his room, dressed like that?Copy !req
127. It's like a duck jumping
head-first into boiling waterCopy !req
128. and then closing the lid on the pot!Copy !req
129. This is incredible!Copy !req
130. I never imagined...Copy !req
131. Don't go thinking I'm gonna be
intimidated because you're a noble!Copy !req
132. I'm used to dealing with
nobility and royals!Copy !req
133. You are? God must be real, then!Copy !req
134. I made the right choice in converting...Copy !req
135. Listen up! We are two dudes, right here.Copy !req
136. And nothing else matters!Copy !req
137. Egad! Then you'd pay no mind
to our different status?Copy !req
138. What a blessed day today is!Copy !req
139. You have my utmost gratitude, Goddess Aqua!Copy !req
140. Here's the thing: Dust is
the one that noble likes.Copy !req
141. Say what now?Copy !req
142. I'm trying to tell you,Copy !req
143. he approached me asking for advice
because of his crush on Dust!Copy !req
144. I tried to talk him out of it
while being gentle, but...Copy !req
145. Then he asked to at least
get a picture of Dust.Copy !req
146. Then... Dust is...Copy !req
147. Nothing happened today.Copy !req
148. H-Hey, on the subject of nobles...Copy !req
149. Don't! I don't wanna hear it!Copy !req
150. This is something different! About Lalatina.Copy !req
151. Darkness?Copy !req
152. It's the talk of the town.Copy !req
153. Apparently the daughter of the Dustiness
family is gonna be marrying Aldarp soon.Copy !req
154. Gimme the details!Copy !req
155. Married?Copy !req
156. Oh, I don't like this at all.Copy !req
157. It's turning out just as that
shady demon called it.Copy !req
158. And you believe the rumors?Copy !req
159. Vanir didn't give a lot of specifics, but...Copy !req
160. That said, now that we know who's
involved, this changes everything!Copy !req
161. We gotta hear the story straight from
Darkness! Don't we? Don't we?Copy !req
162. Unbelievable! That girl has
always been such a handful!Copy !req
163. And now with this news from Rin,
we don't have a choice! Our hands are tied!Copy !req
164. We just have to do something!Copy !req
165. All right, Aqua, hit me up.Copy !req
166. You got it!Copy !req
167. Powered! Speed Gain! Resist Magic!
Versatile Entertainer!Copy !req
168. What was that last one?Copy !req
169. Magic to make you a multi-threat talent!Copy !req
170. Ow, ow!Copy !req
171. Seriously, quit pulling!Copy !req
172. You really intend to go alone?Copy !req
173. My Lurk skill makes me the safest bet.Copy !req
174. You two head back to the
mansion and wait for me.Copy !req
175. Good luck in there.Copy !req
176. I've got this!Copy !req
177. It's so weird...Copy !req
178. We didn't find anything, Norris!Copy !req
179. Let's head to the kitchen downstairs
and get them to make us a snack.Copy !req
180. I could've sworn I heard something...Copy !req
181. Now, then...Copy !req
182. Where's Darkness?Copy !req
183. Wait, the kitchen.
If Darkness orders a snack,Copy !req
184. I could follow it back to
wherever her room is...Copy !req
185. But that's unlikely. Maybe if I knew
how to do impressions or something...Copy !req
186. "My name is Norris."Copy !req
187. Wait, this is what she meant by
being a versatile entertainer?Copy !req
188. "Kazuma-sama, you're so amazing! Take me!"Copy !req
189. This is great! It's gonna come in so handy!Copy !req
190. I owe Aqua an apology when I get home!Copy !req
191. I've brought your dinner.Copy !req
192. I didn't ask for any.Copy !req
193. But Mr. Norris said...Copy !req
194. I'm sorry, but I need some rest.Copy !req
195. Excuse me.Copy !req
196. Milady, that Satou Kazuma man
has come calling at this hour.Copy !req
197. I already told you not to let him through.Copy !req
198. Showing up at a time like this...
Unbelievable. He's unbelievable.Copy !req
199. But, milady, this Kazuma says
that if we don't let him in,Copy !req
200. he's going to tell the guild
your embarrassing secrets.Copy !req
201. That sounds like him...Copy !req
202. Tell him he's free to.Copy !req
203. I'm never going to see
the guild again anyway.Copy !req
204. But, milady, he mentioned something
about you being anxiousCopy !req
205. over how shredded your abs are lately,Copy !req
206. and that you should just cut down
on the protein... or something.Copy !req
207. And how since you were holding up that
cute dress, and looking so glad about it,Copy !req
208. we should prepare one for you, and so on.Copy !req
209. Th-Those are all lies!
Don't believe a word he says!Copy !req
210. He's actually made an even more
ridiculous claim. Should I tell you?Copy !req
211. Let's hear it.Copy !req
212. You've apparently been overcome with
your physical longings on a daily basis,Copy !req
213. and spend every night—Copy !req
214. Attack!Copy !req
215. You'd better not think I'm gonna go
down easy with all these buffs!Copy !req
216. D-Don't get the wrong idea!
I'm only here to talk!Copy !req
217. Damn it, don't close your eyes
like you're surrendering!Copy !req
218. Knock it off, seriously!Copy !req
219. Look, I'm gonna take my hand away.
Don't scream, all right?Copy !req
220. Okay.Copy !req
221. Here I go...Copy !req
222. Intruder!Copy !req
223. I can't believe you did that!Copy !req
224. Damn it, I should've been more careful!Copy !req
225. M-Miss Lalatina?Copy !req
226. You big faker!Copy !req
227. Is everything all right?
We'll get the door open as soon as—Copy !req
228. Don't open it!Copy !req
229. I'm not presentable at the moment!Copy !req
230. My play got a little intense, and I
got carried away and shouted a bit!Copy !req
231. What kind of play are you...Copy !req
232. An adult playing by
themselves at this hour?Copy !req
233. Must I spell it out for you?
Don't embarrass me!Copy !req
234. M-Milady? Then the rumors are true...Copy !req
235. Or what is it? Are you going
to claim to check on my safetyCopy !req
236. in an attempt to see me in a
sordid state, you perverts?Copy !req
237. Are you all right?Copy !req
238. I-It's fine!Copy !req
239. I just forgot that I had left one
of my indecent magic toys on!Copy !req
240. G-Gonna break! I'm losing my mind!Copy !req
241. Any more and... I'm coming apart!Copy !req
242. Excuse us!Copy !req
243. Unbelievable.Copy !req
244. The servants are all going to think of me
as some debauched lady from now on...Copy !req
245. You just thought about how much
you'd like that, didn't you?Copy !req
246. I did not.Copy !req
247. You did, too!Copy !req
248. Debt?Copy !req
249. That's right.Copy !req
250. The daughter of a noble is marrying
the man a debt is owed to.Copy !req
251. It's that simple.Copy !req
252. You know my proclivities, don't you?Copy !req
253. I imagine I'm going to pay for it physically,
without so much as food or water.Copy !req
254. Sounds exciting.Copy !req
255. Dumbass...Copy !req
256. You wouldn't look so sad if that was true.Copy !req
257. That's why you wanted us
to take down the hydra.Copy !req
258. I screwed up by getting all
the extra help involved...Copy !req
259. How much do you owe?
If you're still short...Copy !req
260. Don't you suggest paying, Kazuma.Copy !req
261. I'm a noble. The idea of letting a
citizen, one I'm meant to protect,Copy !req
262. repay my debts with their
hard-earned money...Copy !req
263. I'd rather be married off.Copy !req
264. If the alternative is letting
that lord have it...Copy !req
265. Say, Kazuma...Copy !req
266. Yeah?Copy !req
267. Maybe we could... just...Copy !req
268. Darkness...Copy !req
269. You...Copy !req
270. Damn, your abs really are shredded.Copy !req
271. Sorry! That was my my fault!Copy !req
272. I just couldn't take how
serious things had gotten!Copy !req
273. Even I can seriously lose
my patience sometimes!Copy !req
274. I had braced myself, and you...Copy !req
275. You're dead meat!Copy !req
276. What the hell?
So you actually do like me?Copy !req
277. Why not just admit it, then, milady?Copy !req
278. Who could love an imbecile like you?Copy !req
279. I am thoroughly upset with you!Copy !req
280. And do not call me "milady"!Copy !req
281. Milady! We're coming in!Copy !req
282. Don't come in here!
Lalatina's naked right now!Copy !req
283. Don't look!Copy !req
284. F-Forgive us!Copy !req
285. Don't use my voice like that!Copy !req
286. Hey! The intruder's in here!
He's using a skill to mimic my voice!Copy !req
287. We'll be right in!Copy !req
288. Damn it all!Copy !req
289. Create Earth!Copy !req
290. All of you, close your eyes!Copy !req
291. Wind Breath!Copy !req
292. And lurk...Copy !req
293. Don't let him escape!Copy !req
294. Kazuma! Come out now and I'll let you off
with ten full-force punches to the face!Copy !req
295. But if I find you first,
it's going to be much worse!Copy !req
296. This is bad. Real bad.Copy !req
297. Let's go home.Copy !req
298. Okay...Copy !req
299. Out through the window...Copy !req
300. Is someone there?Copy !req
301. Oh, it's you.Copy !req
302. What brings you by so late?Copy !req
303. W-Well...Copy !req
304. I see. It seems my daughter has
been blessed with good friends.Copy !req
305. This guy was one of the kingdom's
pillars for a reason.Copy !req
306. It's obvious to him why I'm here.Copy !req
307. Hate to spring this on you when
you're not feeling well,Copy !req
308. but your daughter has lost her damn mind.
Could you talk some sense into her?Copy !req
309. I see. Well, that'd explain why she's
been keeping to herself so much lately.Copy !req
310. It's really not funny, though.Copy !req
311. She mentioned something about a debt...Copy !req
312. But I have a hard time believing you'd be
in that deep to that kind of scumbag.Copy !req
313. Kazuma, my boy, you've got a
good head on your shoulders.Copy !req
314. Maybe I should entrust you
with my daughter after all.Copy !req
315. Huh?Copy !req
316. Could I ask you to take her
and get far away from here?Copy !req
317. I ask about the debt, and you start
suggesting I elope with her?Copy !req
318. No, thank you!
No, thank you very much, in fact!Copy !req
319. I was actually chased in here by your
daughter, for your information!Copy !req
320. Kazuma...Copy !req
321. I'd appreciate you not asking for details.Copy !req
322. I'm sure once you've run
off with my daughter,Copy !req
323. I'll just need to sell the
mansion off, and then...Copy !req
324. Wh-What do you need help with?Copy !req
325. We have an arch priest whose
only real value is medicinal...Copy !req
326. No, healing magic has no effect on illness.Copy !req
327. And Resurrection can't be cast on someone
who has died of natural causes.Copy !req
328. Diseases are a part of one's lifespan.Copy !req
329. And divine miracles cannot save someone
who has met their natural end.Copy !req
330. Which is why...Copy !req
331. You needn't look so sad.Copy !req
332. Kazuma! Get out here! I'll make
you regret mimicking my voice!Copy !req
333. This time... This time, you're dead!Copy !req
334. Please. Look after her for me.Copy !req
335. I... really don't wanna...Copy !req
336. There you are!Copy !req
337. Now, how will I deal with you?Copy !req
338. Could you keep it down?Copy !req
339. Enough out of you!Copy !req
340. For being worried about me,Copy !req
341. you've managed to thoroughly sabotage
my reputation in a single night!Copy !req
342. Everything I said was the truth!Copy !req
343. That's a lie and you know it!Copy !req
344. Screw this stupid debt! Let's all just bail!Copy !req
345. Besides, if I go back alone,
Aqua and Megumin won't let it end there!Copy !req
346. Megumin might just nuke
the wedding reception!Copy !req
347. If that happens, you'll all end up hanging!Copy !req
348. It's your job to stop them!Copy !req
349. Damn it, you're the most stubborn
pile of girl muscle I've ever met!Copy !req
350. I will not run! If I do,
someone else will suffer in my stead.Copy !req
351. Y'know what? Suit yourself.Copy !req
352. If you manage to get a clue and and want
some help, you know where the mansion is!Copy !req
353. You can come running with a
"Please, Kazuma-sama, I need your help!"Copy !req
354. Strong... window...Copy !req
355. A-Are you okay, Kazuma?Copy !req
356. Y-You know, if you ask nicely,
we can see that you're treated...Copy !req
357. D-Damn it all!Copy !req
358. I'm not gonna come save you
until you come crying for help!Copy !req
359. Dumbass! Dumbass!Copy !req
360. That didn't hurt! Dumbass!Copy !req
361. Aqua! I need healing! Heals please!Copy !req
362. This is Verdia, general of the Devil King's
army, writing on behalf of our organization.Copy !req
363. Miss Lalatina Dustiness Ford—Copy !req