1. Adventurer Satou Kazuma-san.Copy !req
2. Here is your grand bounty for taking
down the Devil King's General Sylvia...Copy !req
3. Three hundred million eris!Copy !req
4. You're our guild's ace at this point!Copy !req
5. He was a big deal in the capital, too!Copy !req
6. Thank you, thank you!Copy !req
7. He used to have trouble beating a toad!Copy !req
8. Nah, I knew that Kazuma
had it in him all along!Copy !req
9. All of that while in the
weakest class! Damn!Copy !req
10. Come on, folks, flattery isn't
gonna get you anything.Copy !req
11. Except maybe...Copy !req
12. A round of the best bubbly this joint has!Copy !req
13. Kazuma-san, marry me!Copy !req
14. You're on!Copy !req
15. Take care of me!Copy !req
16. Gladly!Copy !req
17. Who's responsible for this meal?Copy !req
18. Tell the chef that Satou Kazuma,Copy !req
19. the famous collector of multiple
bounties, is calling for him!Copy !req
20. The beautiful arch priest
Aqua is calling for him, too!Copy !req
21. Episode 7: Rest for This Up-And-Coming Adventurer!Copy !req
22. I-Is there a problem, sir?Copy !req
23. Oh, no, I merely wanted to offer
my compliments for the cuisine.Copy !req
24. The impression you've made on my tongue,Copy !req
25. which has dined upon castle
finery, is quite remarkable.Copy !req
26. Th-Thank you very much.Copy !req
27. You used wine as the secret
ingredient in this stew, didn't you?Copy !req
28. A red wine, from the tartness. The vintage...Copy !req
29. I'd say a 30-year-old Romanée-Continue.Copy !req
30. Am I right?Copy !req
31. We actually use bargain-priced bottles.Copy !req
32. I see.Copy !req
33. Well, it's impressive you managed to get
this kind of flavor from the cheap stuff.Copy !req
34. Thank you very much for the praise.Copy !req
35. I enjoyed the stew,Copy !req
36. but what really had my tongue
in ecstasy was this fish.Copy !req
37. If I had to describe the flavor...Copy !req
38. It's like sneaking into the
room of the girl you love,Copy !req
39. and upon excitedly opening her
closet, out pops a mimic!Copy !req
40. It had that kind of explosive,
unpredictable impact.Copy !req
41. Do you understand what I mean, chef?Copy !req
42. No, sir, I sure don't.Copy !req
43. I see.Copy !req
44. Well, it's super good!Copy !req
45. The adventurer, Satou Kazuma,
gives this establishment three stars.Copy !req
46. That's three from me, too.Copy !req
47. Thank you both so much.Copy !req
48. I'll endeavor to earn four stars
the next time you eat here.Copy !req
49. How bold of you!Copy !req
50. And here is your reward for a job well done.Copy !req
51. You can keep the change for your tip.Copy !req
52. Thanks for the meal.Copy !req
53. That comes out to exact change,
but we'd be happy to have you again.Copy !req
54. That chef was a good sport! I like him.Copy !req
55. Maybe I'll order that place's
best bubbly tomorrow.Copy !req
56. Now, now.Copy !req
57. We have reservations at the place with the
phantom menu tomorrow, remember?Copy !req
58. Oopsie!Copy !req
59. We're h—Copy !req
60. ome?Copy !req
61. There you go. That's what you wanted, isn't it?Copy !req
62. You're such a perverted Crusader.Copy !req
63. I will not submit, no matter what you do!Copy !req
64. Don't close the door! You two!Copy !req
65. It's not what you think!
Don't get the wrong idea!Copy !req
66. No, no, it's cool!Copy !req
67. Aqua and I are gonna go grab another meal!Copy !req
68. Hell, you can have the house to
yourselves tonight if you want!Copy !req
69. The Axis Order recognizes all
manner of romantic relations.Copy !req
70. Do you two need blessing magic, or...Copy !req
71. You don't understand at all!Copy !req
72. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
73. I was helping her prepare for
the endurance competition.Copy !req
74. Endurance competition?Copy !req
75. Darkness is apparently the reigning championCopy !req
76. of the annual endurance competition
that's held every summer.Copy !req
77. Kn-Knock it off!Copy !req
78. You should practice at Darkness's place.Copy !req
79. It's really hot in here now.Copy !req
80. My father hasn't been well lately...Copy !req
81. If he found out what his single
daughter has been up to...Copy !req
82. The worry could affect him adversely...Copy !req
83. That sounds like you already
tried it at his place.Copy !req
84. Since I've leveled up compared to last year,Copy !req
85. my resistance to heat seems
to have increased, too.Copy !req
86. Sorry, Kazuma, but could you...Copy !req
87. Kazuma?Copy !req
88. Now what does this remind me of?Copy !req
89. What're you—Copy !req
90. O-Oh, that...Copy !req
91. Well, well, if it isn't Darkness-san, who had
so much fun making a fool of me at the capital.Copy !req
92. And just look at the state you're in!Copy !req
93. J-Just kill me!Copy !req
94. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
95. Kazuma took advantage of
my overheated body...Copy !req
96. Whoa, watch your phrasing.Copy !req
97. All I did was tickle you
until you passed out!Copy !req
98. My goodness, what happened to the
proud Darkness we saw in the capital?Copy !req
99. What is that?Copy !req
100. Oh, curious already?Copy !req
101. Okay, I can enlighten you! Get a load of this!Copy !req
102. This is... a dragon egg.Copy !req
103. A dragon?Copy !req
104. The other day, when I was home alone...Copy !req
105. It's an honor to meet you!Copy !req
106. And you are...Copy !req
107. I'm the man who's been
seeking out adventurersCopy !req
108. capable of tangling with the Devil
King's forces, such as yourselves!Copy !req
109. And I'm amazed to find out
you're so beautiful, as well!Copy !req
110. Well, it's true that you won't
find many who can compare to me.Copy !req
111. To you, who faces down the forces of evil
with no thought for her own safety,Copy !req
112. I'd like to offer this.Copy !req
113. What is it?Copy !req
114. What I have here is a dragon's egg!Copy !req
115. A dragon's?Copy !req
116. Indeed! Not something that can be
acquired purely through wealth,Copy !req
117. but something I would like
to deliver into your handsCopy !req
118. for your upcoming conflict
with the Devil King.Copy !req
119. Aren't dragon eggs the kind of thing that
usually go for hundreds of millions?Copy !req
120. Oh, you misunderstand! You see..Copy !req
121. It's my intention to leave it in
your incredibly capable hands!Copy !req
122. That said...Copy !req
123. That said?Copy !req
124. No one here, no one there.Copy !req
125. There are... considerations.Copy !req
126. You didn't buy it, did you?Copy !req
127. Sure did!Copy !req
128. He said I could have it for
whatever cash I had on me.Copy !req
129. What a deal!Copy !req
130. I've given him a name, too.Copy !req
131. Zeltman Kingsford.Copy !req
132. And since I'm raising him, he's bound to
become emperor of all dragons someday.Copy !req
133. Call him Emperor Zel.Copy !req
134. You idiot!Copy !req
135. Good morning!Copy !req
136. Hey, good morning.Copy !req
137. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
138. And I'm worried about Emperor Zel.
Let's get this over with so I can get home.Copy !req
139. You mean your chicken?Copy !req
140. He's not a chicken! He's a dragon!Copy !req
141. Nah, he's a chicken.Copy !req
142. And he has a lovely name,
Emperor Zel, which I gave him!Copy !req
143. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
144. But we've got important stuff
to take care of today.Copy !req
145. Open up! Open up!Copy !req
146. Your most important
business partner is here!Copy !req
147. Now open this door right now!Copy !req
148. Do you realize what time it is?Copy !req
149. This place is always busy in the afternoon.Copy !req
150. We're doing you a favor by coming over first
thing in the morning. You're welcome.Copy !req
151. Consider the nuisance you're being to
the neighbors, you absolute menace!Copy !req
152. This is about the boy's reward, I take it?Copy !req
153. Come inside and give me a moment.Copy !req
154. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
155. Your payment, as promised.Copy !req
156. You should be grateful!Copy !req
157. Say, "Thank you very muchCopy !req
158. for taking the time to meet
with a puny demon like me!"Copy !req
159. Cease your prattle!Copy !req
160. Should I curse you to make
your rear end produce aloe?Copy !req
161. This establishment's overworked ownerCopy !req
162. is resting in the back room
after a string of all-nighters!Copy !req
163. Try to be quiet.Copy !req
164. Has business really been that good?Copy !req
165. Indeed. There's been no shortage
of laughter to be had.Copy !req
166. I've had an epiphany.Copy !req
167. About what?Copy !req
168. How to prevent our troublesome little
entrepeneur from incurring further debt.Copy !req
169. Thank you for your patronage!Copy !req
170. What I realized was that it's whenCopy !req
171. Thank you!Copy !req
172. she has free time on her hands that she
inevitably starts causing problems,Copy !req
173. so I've endeavored to ensure that she
has been occupied 24 hours a day,Copy !req
174. Thank you!Copy !req
175. without even a moment for a
meal. It's gone swimmingly!Copy !req
176. Two weeks had passed without any
trouble, but then she began to suddenlyCopy !req
177. Thank. You. Very. Much.
Thank. You. Very. Much.Copy !req
178. crying or laughing,
among other such outbursts,Copy !req
179. which is hardly a condition
fit for customer service.Copy !req
180. Thank... you... very... much...Copy !req
181. Hence, she is resting.Copy !req
182. Come on over! Come on over to this side!Copy !req
183. I know liches are immortal,
but that's just brutal.Copy !req
184. Incidentally...Copy !req
185. You, the woman who was tormented
by her flushed body,Copy !req
186. who spent her nights—Copy !req
187. Whoa, what did she do?Copy !req
188. Finish your sentence! Now I've gotta know!Copy !req
189. Shut up! Stop talking, Kazuma!Copy !req
190. Ah, such intense swells of negative,
shameful emotions. Delectable.Copy !req
191. Armor girl. The shadow of
destruction is around you.Copy !req
192. The presence of that irritatingly
bright lumi-nuisance of a womanCopy !req
193. is making the future hard to see, but I
owe you lot for this turn of good business.Copy !req
194. Allow me to give you a reading.Copy !req
195. Wait, "lumi-nuisance"?
Were you referring to me?Copy !req
196. Who else could I be referring to,
you bright-yet-dim bulb?Copy !req
197. You and your stupid-looking mask!Copy !req
198. Cease this!Copy !req
199. Keep your holy mitts off the mask!Copy !req
200. The shadow of destruction?Copy !req
201. Always trying to act so cool...Copy !req
202. Hey, forget about that! What were you
about to call Darkness? I need details!Copy !req
203. I think you smashed a molar...Copy !req
204. There, there, you're gonna be okay...Copy !req
205. Now, I'm going to ask you some questions.Copy !req
206. They may make you uncomfortable,
but do answer honestly.Copy !req
207. Now, then...Copy !req
208. I ask you.Copy !req
209. Why is it that you, a Crusader, have been
trying to lighten your armor as of late?Copy !req
210. Because I'm so clumsy, I thought that it
might help make my attacks more accurate.Copy !req
211. You were actually trying to come
up with a solution, Darkness!Copy !req
212. I told you to answer honestly.Copy !req
213. I-It's just... lately my abs have
become even more well-defined...Copy !req
214. so I wanted...Copy !req
215. to make...Copy !req
216. my armor lighter...Copy !req
217. She's shredded now?Copy !req
218. Very good. Now, I ask you.Copy !req
219. Could you explain why you
took the wizard's dress,Copy !req
220. which had been left in the laundry
basket outside the baths,Copy !req
221. and sneakily held it up to your
body, muttering, "No, no way"?Copy !req
222. No. No way.Copy !req
223. Not only that, but despite your claims,
you observed yourself in the mirror,Copy !req
224. tilting your head and smiling. Why is this?Copy !req
225. C-Cute clothes don't suit me!
And even buying them is embarrassing!Copy !req
226. But... I caught a glimpse of it, and...Copy !req
227. I thought... I could see what it'd look like...Copy !req
228. I-I'm sorry that a brutish,
musclebound woman like meCopy !req
229. held up such cute clothing to her
body on an impulse! I'm so sorry!Copy !req
230. Forgive me!Copy !req
231. I don't think you'd look bad in
a one-piece at all, Darkness!Copy !req
232. You looked great in dresses before.Copy !req
233. Where's the problem in you trying
on cute clothes in private?Copy !req
234. Come on!Copy !req
235. Now, in conclusion...Copy !req
236. Why, despite realizing that boy is
watching you with lecherous eyes,Copy !req
237. do you choose clothes that
accentuate your body's lines—Copy !req
238. D-Do I really need to answer these
for my fortune to be read?Copy !req
239. When did I say the questions
had anything to do with that?Copy !req
240. You need only touch the crystal
ball for me to read your fortune.Copy !req
241. The questions were mere conversa—Copy !req
242. I'll kill you!Copy !req
243. D-Do not touch the mask!Copy !req
244. I was right.Copy !req
245. The shadow of destruction is around you.Copy !req
246. Your family home, and your father,
are going to encounter disaster.Copy !req
247. Given your dull mind, you are likely to
do something rash and self-destructiveCopy !req
248. in an effort to resolve this.Copy !req
249. But your sacrifice will be in vain.Copy !req
250. Yes, it's clear to me that nothing
you do can resolve this.Copy !req
251. It may be most wise to abandon
everything and flee.Copy !req
252. Perhaps you could take this
shrinking violet of a man,Copy !req
253. who doesn't make a move despite thinking,
"I bet she'd say yes if I went for it,"Copy !req
254. and elope to the ends of
the world to start over.Copy !req
255. Okay, hold it! Seriously, stop!Copy !req
256. It feels like every time you open your mouth,Copy !req
257. you're sabotaging my relationships
with my friends!Copy !req
258. Vanir.Copy !req
259. Thank you for the fortune.Copy !req
260. If nothing else, I'll keep it in mind.Copy !req
261. Kazuma, with all that money, we won't
be accepting quests for a while, right?Copy !req
262. I'm not too worried about the fortune,Copy !req
263. but it has been a while since I've
seen my father. I'll go visit him.Copy !req
264. S-Sure...Copy !req
265. Boy.Copy !req
266. One more piece of prophecy.Copy !req
267. You should not rest idle upon your payment.Copy !req
268. It'd be wise to continue devising
new, marketable merchandise.Copy !req
269. I told the girl that there's nothing
she can do about her fate...Copy !req
270. But, effort dependent,
that may not prove true for you.Copy !req
271. Gotcha!Copy !req
272. So much for that.Copy !req
273. You don't shed even though it's summer, huh?Copy !req
274. Kazuma!Copy !req
275. What the hell? Don't startle me like that!Copy !req
276. Let's collect the bounty
placed on this monster!Copy !req
277. You do realize you're an
unmarried noble lady, right?Copy !req
278. Isn't staying out all night kinda risque?Copy !req
279. Idiot! That's not what I did!Copy !req
280. More importantly...Copy !req
281. A Kowloon Hydra?Copy !req
282. The bounty on it is massive!Copy !req
283. It had been sleeping at the bottom of a
lake, and has only recently awakened.Copy !req
284. And you wanna hunt this thing?Copy !req
285. Maybe finish waking up before
suggesting stuff like that.Copy !req
286. You don't care about defending Axel?Copy !req
287. Satou Kazuma, hero who has slain
the generals of the Devil King.Copy !req
288. Come! This is your call to action!Copy !req
289. You think you can just call me a hero
and I'm gonna jump into action?Copy !req
290. We've got plenty of money!Copy !req
291. Is that it? Can't you think of
a better way to motivate me?Copy !req
292. We've known each other a long time!
You probably have an idea, right?Copy !req
293. F-Fine. Upon completion of the quest...Copy !req
294. As a reward...Copy !req
295. I'll...Copy !req
296. What is it?Copy !req
297. What are you gonna do for me?Copy !req
298. A-A kiss on the cheek...Copy !req
299. Hell no.Copy !req
300. You think I'm gonna risk my life,
at this point, for a little kiss?Copy !req
301. L-Little?Copy !req
302. Check it out, Chomusuke.Copy !req
303. I think this lady believes her kisses
are worth risking your life for!Copy !req
304. Isn't that the most self-absorbed
thing you've ever heard?Copy !req
305. Y-You worm! I was trying to be nice!Copy !req
306. Whoa, knock it off! No violence!Copy !req
307. Will you... really not do it?Copy !req
308. You have gotten better...
at crocodile tears!Copy !req
309. No! I don't wanna fight a hydra!Copy !req
310. Why's Darkness after the bounty anyway?Copy !req
311. Did her family really lose all their money?Copy !req
312. Hydras happen to be a class of dragon!Copy !req
313. Once it's gone, I can proudly
claim the title of Dragon Slayer!Copy !req
314. At long last, the epithet I've
long desired shall be mine!Copy !req
315. When Emperor Zel hatches,
we'll have a dragon in the house!Copy !req
316. Why do you want such a scary title?Copy !req
317. Besides, I don't like leaving him at Wiz's store!Copy !req
318. Why is this happening? Why is this happening?Copy !req
319. What do you want?Copy !req
320. We don't know anyone else willing to do
something as stupid as help hatch an egg.Copy !req
321. Why, why, why?Copy !req
322. I'm worried about the bad influence of
letting a lich and a demon egg-sit him!Copy !req
323. Listen. When dragons are eggs,
the longer their parent cares for them,Copy !req
324. the more magic power and
parental traits they will develop!Copy !req
325. I wanted him to be a sacred white dragon.Copy !req
326. What if all that darkness they've got turns
him into a black dragon or something?Copy !req
327. Thank. You. Very. Much.Copy !req
328. Then we had better beat this
hydra fast and head home.Copy !req
329. Fine, then!Copy !req
330. I'm gonna get out there!Copy !req
331. But if Megumin's magic doesn't work,
I'm gonna run right home!Copy !req
332. Okay, let's get this show on the road!Copy !req
333. Is she actually purifying the lake?
It looks like she's just swimming around.Copy !req
334. Monsters apparently don't like clean water.Copy !req
335. If Aqua purifies the lake,
it should lure the hydra out,Copy !req
336. and you can make with the Explosion magic.Copy !req
337. H-Hey...Copy !req
338. I think Aqua is napping
on the surface of the lakeCopy !req
339. where the dangerous wanted
monster is lurking!Copy !req
340. Maybe we should've tied something to her
to make sure she doesn't float away?Copy !req
341. Incoming!Copy !req
342. I can sense an incredible
magic power rising!Copy !req
343. Aqua! Wake up already! Come on!Copy !req
344. Aqua! Look down! Down below!Copy !req
345. Aqua! Aqua!Copy !req
346. Aqua! Wake up!Copy !req
347. Get out the water, fast!Copy !req
348. What's all the racket?Copy !req
349. Move!Copy !req
350. Hey, the water is looking pretty clean now.Copy !req
351. I guess I can get out of the...Copy !req
352. Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san!Copy !req
353. Something really huge is coming right at me!Copy !req
354. No! I wanna go home!Copy !req
355. I wanna go home right now!Copy !req
356. Aqua!Copy !req
357. This isn't good!Copy !req
358. I can't use Explosion magic
if she's still there!Copy !req
359. Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san!Copy !req
360. I wanna go home!Copy !req
361. This is really bad!Copy !req
362. Wanna go home, wanna go home, wanna go home!Copy !req
363. Episode 8: An Eternal Rest for the Master of This Lake!Copy !req
364. Verdia here!Copy !req
365. You mentioned Satou Kazuma?Copy !req
366. I hear about his antics every now and then.
Surprised to find out he's still ali—Copy !req