1. Some Divine Treasure this was.Copy !req
2. Who'd have thought it'd wear off so soon?Copy !req
3. Eris-sama! I'm not into
this kind of teasing!Copy !req
4. Episode 6: A Farewell to This Lavish Lifestyle!Copy !req
5. Hey, Kazuma.Copy !req
6. Yes, I'm Kazuma.Copy !req
7. You love calling me an idiot,Copy !req
8. but now I can be sure of something...Copy !req
9. You're, like, an idiot of the
highest caliber, aren't you?Copy !req
10. It's not like that!Copy !req
11. Walking around the castle, everyone
was waiting on me hand and foot,Copy !req
12. so I started thinking I could
get away with anything!Copy !req
13. So you're stupid? You really
oughta think about what you did!Copy !req
14. Even Iris was furious with me!Copy !req
15. I dunno if big brother can go on living!Copy !req
16. Oh, look, it's the big talker.Copy !req
17. What could have possessed Lady DustinessCopy !req
18. to associate with someone like that?Copy !req
19. Absolutely!Copy !req
20. Princess Iris has already
retired for the night.Copy !req
21. Y-Yeah?Copy !req
22. This is goodbye.
You're free to enjoy the party.Copy !req
23. Assuming you have the nerve to do so.Copy !req
24. KONOSUBA.Copy !req
25. Damn it all!Copy !req
26. What is that chick's problem?Copy !req
27. Even at the very end,
she has to get some digs in!Copy !req
28. I mean, sure, it's my fault!Copy !req
29. I'm even willing to admit that, but still!Copy !req
30. I just wanted to stay in the castle longer!Copy !req
31. You can keep asking,
but my answer isn't gonna change.Copy !req
32. Now, now, don't be like that.Copy !req
33. I may as well tell you. The Divine Treasure
that swaps bodies is in the castle.Copy !req
34. But I don't see what's so dangerous about it.Copy !req
35. The thing is, once the bodies
that's been swapped gets killed,Copy !req
36. the change becomes permanent.Copy !req
37. What?Copy !req
38. It has the potential to
allow someone to live forever.Copy !req
39. Once your body ages,Copy !req
40. you find a young, healthy
person to switch with,Copy !req
41. and kill them once you're in their body.Copy !req
42. That's pretty messed up!
Maybe we should tell someone—Copy !req
43. I wouldn't.Copy !req
44. If people find out about
the Divine Treasure's power,Copy !req
45. what do you think will happen?Copy !req
46. I guarantee it.Copy !req
47. Nobles from all over the
country would come after it.Copy !req
48. Eternal life, huh?Copy !req
49. I'm sharing this with you because
I'm confident you wouldn't misuse it.Copy !req
50. Huh? Does she seriously trust me that much?Copy !req
51. So, you're playmates with
the princess, right?Copy !req
52. You wanna go play with her right now?Copy !req
53. Huh?Copy !req
54. Looking good.Copy !req
55. With the celebratory party,
security seems light.Copy !req
56. True.Copy !req
57. Hey. What are you wearing?Copy !req
58. You think you're the only one
who gets to hide their identity?Copy !req
59. A sketchy employee from a magic
item shop gave this mask to me.Copy !req
60. It's supposed to be one
of their hottest items.Copy !req
61. Oh?Copy !req
62. Well, minion, are you ready to go?Copy !req
63. Ready when you are, Big Lady.Copy !req
64. Could you not call me that?Copy !req
65. Then maybe you shouldn't call me "minion."Copy !req
66. I'm the one who made a name for
herself as a noble thief in the capital.Copy !req
67. Why don't we settle it
over rock-paper-scissors?Copy !req
68. All right, let's go!Copy !req
69. Bring it!Copy !req
70. Rock, paper—Copy !req
71. Well, assistant, is that
where we find the princess?Copy !req
72. Sure is, boss.Copy !req
73. That's the first time I've ever
lost at rock-paper-scissors...Copy !req
74. Even I can't manage
something that high up.Copy !req
75. S-ni-pe!Copy !req
76. You're handy to have around, assistant.Copy !req
77. Smooth sailing so far.Copy !req
78. Boss, my Enemy Detection's
picking something... up.Copy !req
79. Uh, hey, assistant?Copy !req
80. You have the Lurk skill. Do we really
need to stick so close together?Copy !req
81. Carelessness costs, boss!Copy !req
82. We need to take up as little space
as possible! Come on! Closer!Copy !req
83. Hey, too close!Copy !req
84. This is to uphold the world's peace!
Hang in there! Please, endure!Copy !req
85. Hey, you keep this up and you'll
incur Eris's divine wrath!Copy !req
86. Intruders! They're in the castle!Copy !req
87. Get out here, men!Copy !req
88. See what happens when you yell, boss?Copy !req
89. We're gonna need to have a long talk later!Copy !req
90. Now is not the time to be fighting!Copy !req
91. I don't wanna hear that from you!Copy !req
92. Stop them!
Princess Iris is on the top floor!Copy !req
93. Create Water!Copy !req
94. Freeze.Copy !req
95. S-Stop!Copy !req
96. You really are handy to
have around, assistant!Copy !req
97. Maybe compliment less and
help out more, boss!Copy !req
98. Okay...Copy !req
99. Let me show you what your boss can do!Copy !req
100. Wire Trap!Copy !req
101. You could've used that sooner.Copy !req
102. Okay, that should buy us some time.Copy !req
103. To think you'd cut off your own escape route.Copy !req
104. You wretches have nowhere to run now!Copy !req
105. This is bad.Copy !req
106. There. That's how we'll get out.Copy !req
107. Wait, hang on.Copy !req
108. I'd really rather take care of this today!Copy !req
109. Since I'm gonna be kicked out
of the capital tomorrow!Copy !req
110. Wait, were you always such a hard worker?Copy !req
111. She's right. Since when have
I been so hot-blooded?Copy !req
112. Calm down. I'm a more
cool-headed guy than that.Copy !req
113. Yeah, once I get back to Axel,
I can enjoy life in leisure...Copy !req
114. Given the state of things, it's not really
the best time to immerse myself in studies.Copy !req
115. I was hoping you would play
this game with me today.Copy !req
116. I've never met anyone like you.Copy !req
117. Everyone normally dotes on me,
but you never back down.Copy !req
118. You're so rude, and so honest.Copy !req
119. Hey. I wasn't asking for a list of complaints.Copy !req
120. Right. I was telling you
what I like about you.Copy !req
121. Boss, I...Copy !req
122. think I'm gonna have to get serious.Copy !req
123. Assistant?Copy !req
124. Enough of your chatter!Copy !req
125. What?Copy !req
126. Assistant, what skill is that?Copy !req
127. It must remain a secret, for reasons.Copy !req
128. Top condition! Top condition!Copy !req
129. I'm not sure why,
but I am in top condition!Copy !req
130. Increased magic power!
Improved circulation! A clear complexion!Copy !req
131. Tonight I will display my true power!Copy !req
132. Make way for the Silver-Haired Thief Brigade!Copy !req
133. Spare yourselves some pain...Copy !req
134. and clear a path.Copy !req
135. He's formidable!Copy !req
136. Even though his mask is weird!Copy !req
137. Lightning!Copy !req
138. Skill Bind!Copy !req
139. What?Copy !req
140. I don't like "Silver-Haired Thief Brigade"!Copy !req
141. You can be the boss, so let's go
with "Masked Thief Brigade"!Copy !req
142. I say no.Copy !req
143. I'd rather not be treated
like a criminal mastermind.Copy !req
144. I don't want to, either!Copy !req
145. Claire-san, you appear to
be facing a fierce foe.Copy !req
146. Allow a Swordmaster to
apprehend this masked man!Copy !req
147. Claire-san, I leave the
silver-haired boy to you.Copy !req
148. Hey, assistant...Copy !req
149. Am I really that boyish?Copy !req
150. Perhaps your slender figure is the reason?Copy !req
151. Get a grip! We've hit a critical juncture!Copy !req
152. Once I steal his Cursed Sword...Copy !req
153. That looks like you're going to use Steal.Copy !req
154. Unfortunately for you,Copy !req
155. ever since losing to someone who uses it,Copy !req
156. I've prepared counter-measures
for that skill!Copy !req
157. Steal!Copy !req
158. It's no use!Copy !req
159. Wha?Copy !req
160. was a feint, as I use Freeze.Copy !req
161. And an additional... Freeze.Copy !req
162. Create Water!Copy !req
163. Sir Mitsurugi?Copy !req
164. What fool would take a Swordmaster head-on?Copy !req
165. Your overconfidence is your downfall!Copy !req
166. Ah, so these are negative emotions...Copy !req
167. Savory. Quite savory indeed.Copy !req
168. Damn you!Copy !req
169. Away!Copy !req
170. I would advise looking after
that man immediately!Copy !req
171. Sir Mitsurugi!Copy !req
172. Rain! He'll need healing magic, quickly!Copy !req
173. C-Coming!Copy !req
174. Quickly, boss!Copy !req
175. You're not escaping! Not when
Princess Iris is ahead!Copy !req
176. Stop them, all of you!Copy !req
177. It seems we're nearly to Iris's room!Copy !req
178. Copy that, assistant!Copy !req
179. Top condition! Top condition!Copy !req
180. I am in top condition!Copy !req
181. You've gone far enough, intruder.Copy !req
182. To defend the people, the kingdom,Copy !req
183. and its royalty is my—Copy !req
184. Wh-What now, assistant?Copy !req
185. Hey, don't close the door!Copy !req
186. What are you two trying to—Copy !req
187. Intruders,Copy !req
188. I am impressed that you made it this far.Copy !req
189. But the Hero's blood runs in my veins,Copy !req
190. and like all of my family, I have
worked to maintain that strength.Copy !req
191. I swear upon this ring that has
been passed down via royal line—Copy !req
192. One side, please!
A few intruders will prove no...Copy !req
193. S-So cool!Copy !req
194. What should we do, Darkness?Copy !req
195. These noble thieves have incredible style!Copy !req
196. This one has such a cool mask,
and a black costume!Copy !req
197. What are you called?Copy !req
198. Have you selected a name for your gang yet?Copy !req
199. Bind...Copy !req
200. Oh! So cool!Copy !req
201. Oh, this is good!Copy !req
202. Sacred Break Spell!Copy !req
203. Sorry to break it to you, but your
luck ran out when you ran into me.Copy !req
204. I dunno what you're after,
but if I catch you two,Copy !req
205. I bet that'll earn me
some more fancy bubbly!Copy !req
206. Now, be good thieves and surrender!Copy !req
207. This little...Copy !req
208. Darkness, now!Copy !req
209. Since Megumin has lost it for some
reason, you're our only hope!Copy !req
210. Right!Copy !req
211. Boss, when we make our escape, use Steal!Copy !req
212. On the Divine Treasure, right?Copy !req
213. But won't your Steal...Copy !req
214. Are you suggesting it
only works on underwear?Copy !req
215. Yes.Copy !req
216. Princess Iris!Copy !req
217. You coward! Of all the dirty tricks!Copy !req
218. Lady Dustiness, we'll pincer them!Copy !req
219. A-And now, face my full...Copy !req
220. Boss!Copy !req
221. My full...Copy !req
222. Right!Copy !req
223. p-p-powered swing!Copy !req
224. That's our knucklehead Crusader!Copy !req
225. Princess Iris!Copy !req
226. Now!Copy !req
227. Steal!Copy !req
228. All right! Assistant,
we'll jump down from here!Copy !req
229. The necklace!Copy !req
230. I dunno what you took, but I'm not
letting you get away with it!Copy !req
231. That idiot! She just keeps making problems!Copy !req
232. Damn it all!Copy !req
233. S-So cool!Copy !req
234. Calm down! Just calm down!Copy !req
235. My head! You're gonna break my head!Copy !req
236. I was just coerced!Copy !req
237. It was all Chris's idea!Copy !req
238. What is your problem? Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
239. And you say you did this to recover
a dangerous Divine Treasure?Copy !req
240. Then why didn't you tell
me from the beginning?Copy !req
241. M-My assistant was worried
a connection between youCopy !req
242. and the noble thief would
put you in a bad position!Copy !req
243. Hey, don't tell her!Copy !req
244. Honestly... Is there anything
else you're hiding?Copy !req
245. There is, isn't there?Copy !req
246. Th-That's...Copy !req
247. I thought doing it together
would improve the success rate.Copy !req
248. Why does your Steal only work on
things that shouldn't be stolen?Copy !req
249. At least it wasn't panties this time!Copy !req
250. That's not the point!Copy !req
251. Listen to me, Kazuma.Copy !req
252. Do not lose this ring, understand?Copy !req
253. And you need to take it
with you to the grave,Copy !req
254. without anyone ever finding out.Copy !req
255. Whoa, knock it off!Copy !req
256. If it's that important, I'll just say
I found it somewhere and give it back!Copy !req
257. Idiot!Copy !req
258. This ring is only meant to be removed
when the princess has been betrothed,Copy !req
259. and then given to that person!Copy !req
260. With it being stolen, the idea of
some random adventurer finding it...Copy !req
261. Even if you returned it out of good will,
you'd be killed to keep the secret.Copy !req
262. Okay, that's really scary!Copy !req
263. Princess Iris held on to that ring
at all times, and cherished it.Copy !req
264. You need to make sure you take
care of it at all times,Copy !req
265. and never let anyone find out you have it.Copy !req
266. We had no idea the necklace
had such a dangerous power...Copy !req
267. You have our thanks for
informing us, Lady Dustiness.Copy !req
268. Of course.Copy !req
269. Meanwhile, you...Copy !req
270. were absolutely useless again
on the night in question.Copy !req
271. Could it be...Copy !req
272. that the thieves did this to protect me?Copy !req
273. If true, that would mean they truly
are as noble as has been rumored.Copy !req
274. Hard to believe...Copy !req
275. But if it is true, I have to admit
that they are quite impressive.Copy !req
276. What's all this?Copy !req
277. You mean the man in the mask?Copy !req
278. He was so impressive!Copy !req
279. That mask, that black costume...
It all speaks directly to my values!Copy !req
280. Next time he appears,
I'll need to ask for an autograph!Copy !req
281. Oh, wow, what am I gonna do? I seriously
wanna tell them it was me now...Copy !req
282. What's with you, Kazuma?Copy !req
283. What're you grinning about? It's creepy.Copy !req
284. Seriously, what are you so happy about?Copy !req
285. True...Copy !req
286. That noble thief...Copy !req
287. He really was impressive.Copy !req
288. Wait, is this the thing where she
actually realizes who it was?Copy !req
289. I'm sure they did what they
did out of concern for me.Copy !req
290. When it comes to that noble thief...Copy !req
291. I think I may be a fan myself.Copy !req
292. 'Kay, let's tell them who I am.Copy !req
293. Wh-Wh-Wh-What's the matter, Kazuma?Copy !req
294. What the hell? Let go!Copy !req
295. Why'd you stand up so suddenly?Copy !req
296. Do you need to pee? Is that it?Copy !req
297. Why, you wanna watch?Copy !req
298. You're so helpless!Copy !req
299. If you'll excuse me,
I can remove this fool at once!Copy !req
300. Fine, then! I'll pee right here!Copy !req
301. Hey, let go of me!Copy !req
302. Or I'll Drain Touch you—Copy !req
303. I must wonder...Copy !req
304. Where are they, and what are they doing?Copy !req
305. That...Copy !req
306. silver-haired lead thief.Copy !req
307. Yeah, KONOSUBA.Copy !req
308. I'm sad to see you go, but...Copy !req
309. Elder Brother, I have one request.Copy !req
310. There's something I must say first.Copy !req
311. My comrade has slain many
of the Devil King's generals.Copy !req
312. He may even defeat the Devil King, in time.Copy !req
313. It is a very difficult
and arduous mission.Copy !req
314. As he faces down such a grave task,Copy !req
315. could you offer him words of encouragement?Copy !req
316. What the hell did she just say?Copy !req
317. Defeat the Devil King?Copy !req
318. Really? Elder Brother, are you
really planning to do that?Copy !req
319. I obviously could never...Copy !req
320. W-Well, y'know, if I get
the chance, I might...Copy !req
321. consider slaying the Devil King, I guess.Copy !req
322. I'm sure you can do it, Elder Brother!Copy !req
323. Good luck in defeating him!Copy !req
324. Could you stop this incessant
"Elder Brother" chatter?Copy !req
325. You have an actual older
brother, don't you?Copy !req
326. If you want to fawn over
someone, do it with him!Copy !req
327. Besides, I will eradicate the
Devil King in good time,Copy !req
328. leaving nothing for Kazuma to do!Copy !req
329. E-Elder Brother is my Elder Brother!Copy !req
330. And what's wrong with me calling him that?Copy !req
331. Besides, there'd be no point
if you were the one to do it!Copy !req
332. I want him to defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
333. I ask you to stop and you start
spamming the Elder Brother button?Copy !req
334. Are you trying to pick a fight!Copy !req
335. D-Do you want one?Copy !req
336. R-Royals are strong, you know!Copy !req
337. How dare you?Copy !req
338. Enough, Megumin! Stop!Copy !req
339. Perhaps I should overthrow the
monarchy with my Explosion magic!Copy !req
340. You two were getting along so well yesterday!Copy !req
341. You asked for it!Copy !req
342. Princess Iris, please, restrain yourself!Copy !req
343. I'll just have to teach you!Copy !req
344. My Exterion is strong, too, y'know!Copy !req
345. You've never been in a fight before!Copy !req
346. So... what was it you wanted to ask?Copy !req
347. Anything you want.Copy !req
348. Right... I wanted to ask you...Copy !req
349. We still haven't settled our game.Copy !req
350. I'd love for you to come and play me again.Copy !req
351. KO!Copy !req
352. NO!Copy !req
353. SU!Copy !req
354. BA!Copy !req
355. Would you quiet down?Copy !req
356. You're being a disturbance. If you want
to shout, do it outside of town.Copy !req
357. Screw you! Just when things
were going so well!Copy !req
358. Next time... if I could
get your autograph...Copy !req
359. When you said all that crap
about fighting the Devil King,Copy !req
360. I bet Iris had to change her wish!Copy !req
361. She was gonna say she
wanted me to stay with her,Copy !req
362. or that she wanted to go out with me,Copy !req
363. or that she wanted to sleep in my bed!Copy !req
364. You're being ridiculous.Copy !req
365. Do you actually believe you're capableCopy !req
366. of convincing someone to
fall for you in only a week?Copy !req
367. Face reality.Copy !req
368. Don't drag me back there!Copy !req
369. I don't wanna be fact-checked!Copy !req
370. Just... let me dream a little more.Copy !req
371. I can't believe the thieves
took your precious ring...Copy !req
372. We will accept any punishment you see fit.Copy !req
373. You two did everything you could.Copy !req
374. Please, don't be so upset.Copy !req
375. We are grateful for your mercy.Copy !req
376. That ring has a certain
rule associated with it.Copy !req
377. Whoever slays the Devil King, as a reward,Copy !req
378. will gain the right to take
the princess as their bride.Copy !req
379. Big Brother...Copy !req
380. I hope he takes good care of the ring.Copy !req
381. My Divine Treasure...Copy !req
382. Not only did the thief
steal my Divine Treasure,Copy !req
383. but they've sealed it away, too?Copy !req
384. Find it!Copy !req
385. I can't...Copy !req
386. If the Divine Treasure's been sealed,
there's nothing I can do...Copy !req
387. You useless wretch!Copy !req
388. When are you going to
actually grant my wish?Copy !req
389. It's your devoted Sylvia!Copy !req
390. And I am really starting
to get into this vacation.Copy !req
391. It's so liberating! And satisfying!Copy !req
392. It seems a competent—Copy !req