1. Devil King Army alert!
Devil King Army alert!Copy !req
2. Due to the scale of this attack,Copy !req
3. the participation of any adventurers
present in the capital is requested!Copy !req
4. Episode 5: Nefarious Friends for This Sheltered Princess!Copy !req
5. Defend the capital!Copy !req
6. We have nothing to fear from
the Devil King's army!Copy !req
7. Satou Kazuma-san, yes?Copy !req
8. I'm sorry, but the required level is 30...Copy !req
9. It's fine. This man has already
accomplished a great deal.Copy !req
10. Claire!Copy !req
11. I know this guy! He took down the Destroyer!Copy !req
12. And in Arcanretia, he got rid
of Hans the Deadly Poison.Copy !req
13. Oh, damn, it's the champion
of Axel, Satou Kazuma!Copy !req
14. Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!Copy !req
15. No need for all that...Copy !req
16. Because the legend has only just begun.Copy !req
17. I've got this! Your big bro's gonna do good!Copy !req
18. Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san.Copy !req
19. My amazing brain has
learned from experience!Copy !req
20. And I get the feeling
this is gonna end badly.Copy !req
21. Like getting caught in the blast when
some crazy girl uses Explosion magic,Copy !req
22. or getting caught in a stampede of monsters
that a meathead girl is going to attract!Copy !req
23. Who are you calling crazy?Copy !req
24. I don't appreciate being called a meathead!Copy !req
25. Okay, I seriously wanna go back to Axel!Copy !req
26. We're up against weaklings who
hope to win with sheer numbers.Copy !req
27. I'll show them who they're dealing with.Copy !req
28. Let the battle be joined!
Devil King opposition forces, advance!Copy !req
29. Yeah!Copy !req
30. Hello again, Eris-sama.Copy !req
31. Come on! It's not what you think, Eris-sama!Copy !req
32. Yeah, things were going great at first.Copy !req
33. Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san!Copy !req
34. S-ni-pe!Copy !req
35. What was that? Aren't you
supposed to be a goddess?Copy !req
36. How are you getting your ass kicked
by generic trash mobs like kobolds?Copy !req
37. They're going to regret their
defilement of this goddess.Copy !req
38. It's time to put the fear
of the divine in them!Copy !req
39. God Blow!Copy !req
40. God Requiem! God Requiem!Copy !req
41. I guess she's gonna be fine.Copy !req
42. Nature's Beauty!Copy !req
43. God Requiem!Copy !req
44. A kobold, huh?Copy !req
45. Considering I've taken on the Devil King's
generals, you are outclassed, buddy!Copy !req
46. Now, get back here!Copy !req
47. Member of the demonic army
threatening the peace,Copy !req
48. my Chunchunmaru will taste your...Copy !req
49. What now? I am super embarrassed!Copy !req
50. I was running around the battlefield looking
smug only to get swarmed to death by kobolds!Copy !req
51. Even Eris-sama is annoyed beyond words!Copy !req
52. You really shouldn't sexually harass people.Copy !req
53. The other day, with one
of my followers, you...Copy !req
54. Oh, you were watching things down
on the surface? That's why...Copy !req
55. You can't blame me, though.Copy !req
56. When I caught her, her modest chest
made me think she was a guy.Copy !req
57. It's not a big deal!Copy !req
58. I'm sorry! I won't make any more excuses!Copy !req
59. Honestly...Copy !req
60. I'm going to make this one exception, okay?Copy !req
61. Thank you so much!Copy !req
62. I wasn't sure what I was gonna do if I had upsetCopy !req
63. the precious orthodox heroine
that is Eris-sama...Copy !req
64. Already getting carried away...Copy !req
65. Has your new little sister
given you a big head?Copy !req
66. E-Exactly how much have you
been watching, Eris-sama?Copy !req
67. That's enough teasing for now.Copy !req
68. I actually need to ask you for something.Copy !req
69. Me?Copy !req
70. This is not something that
you will be rewarded for,Copy !req
71. or that will gain you any glory.Copy !req
72. But it's something I can only
ask of someone I trust.Copy !req
73. Please, will you help collect
the Divine Treasures?Copy !req
74. Welcome back, killed-by-kobolds Kazuma-san!Copy !req
75. Really? That's the first thing you say
to someone just back from the dead?Copy !req
76. Let's clean up the
Devil King army's leftovers!Copy !req
77. Anyone who can still move, follow me!Copy !req
78. What do I do now? Things have
taken a turn for the complicated.Copy !req
79. It seems like some of the Divine
Treasures the useless goddessCopy !req
80. has been handing out to reincarnations
have gone missing...Copy !req
81. One of them has the ability to summon a
monster at random for no additional cost.Copy !req
82. However, an offering is necessary
to actually get them to obey.Copy !req
83. The other has the ability to switch bodies
with someone for a limited amount of time.Copy !req
84. And if these Divine Treasures are used
by anyone other than reincarnations,Copy !req
85. they could wreak real havoc on the world.Copy !req
86. I just wanna go home.Copy !req
87. Kazuma, you've been resurrected!Copy !req
88. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
89. Are you feeling all right?Copy !req
90. Your courage has left me in chills!Copy !req
91. The sight of you being battered
by those powerful spellsCopy !req
92. as you charged through the center
of the Devil King's forces...Copy !req
93. Hit me with your best shot!Copy !req
94. I'll never forget the sight of
the Devil King's commanderCopy !req
95. when they saw you coming!Copy !req
96. Well, I was just, y'know...Copy !req
97. K-Kazuma! Don't overdo it, okay?Copy !req
98. Get some rest!Copy !req
99. S-Sure...Copy !req
100. Make way!Copy !req
101. Hooray! Hooray!Copy !req
102. The MVP of the battle is coming
through! Clear a path!Copy !req
103. Megumin needs to recuperate!Copy !req
104. You fools wanna get blasted
with Explosion magic?Copy !req
105. The foremost wielder of magic in Axel,Copy !req
106. and she who would reduce all to cinders,
Megumin, is coming through!Copy !req
107. What the actual hell?Copy !req
108. That was so awesome!Copy !req
109. Every time the enemy commander
is at a disadvantage,Copy !req
110. they always go,
"Today's just been a prelude!"Copy !req
111. "Next time, I'll invade with double these
forces, and reduce the capital to cinders!"Copy !req
112. I had gotten so tired of
hearing it, but then you...Copy !req
113. Explosion!Copy !req
114. I am called Megumin!Copy !req
115. The foremost wizard in the town of Axel,Copy !req
116. and and she who controls Explosion magic!Copy !req
117. It seems you are the ones who
were reduced to cinders...Copy !req
118. It was so sweet!Copy !req
119. Pouring all of her magic power
into that amazing spell!Copy !req
120. I see, I see!Copy !req
121. Well, it's not like there's anyone
who can withstand my power.Copy !req
122. It was enough to blow the
Destroyer away, after all.Copy !req
123. Even the Destroyer?Copy !req
124. What an incredible spell caster!Copy !req
125. Megumin-san, please, could you
show us your advanced magic, too?Copy !req
126. Yeah, I'd love to see that!Copy !req
127. Would that I could, but sadly,
I've used all my magic power...Copy !req
128. Oh, what a shame.Copy !req
129. We're totally fine with waiting
until tomorrow, Megumin-san!Copy !req
130. This is gonna be great!Copy !req
131. I'm gonna bring a bunch of my friends!Copy !req
132. T-Tomorrow would be... well...Copy !req
133. Oh, Kazuma! I see you're alive again!Copy !req
134. I'm sure resurrection must be exhausting!Copy !req
135. I'll look after you tomorrow...Copy !req
136. K-Kazuma? Kazuma! K-Kazuma? Kazuma!Copy !req
137. What happened to you looking after me?Copy !req
138. Kazuma, let's head back to Axel tomorrow.Copy !req
139. First thing in the morning.Copy !req
140. I'm so glad you're all right, Elder Brother!Copy !req
141. "Elder Brother"?Copy !req
142. H-Hey.Copy !req
143. Well, I wasn't exactly all right,
considering I died and was revived.Copy !req
144. What?Copy !req
145. Is everything okay?Copy !req
146. Please, come and rest
until the victory banquet.Copy !req
147. Your room hasn't been
touched, Elder Brother.Copy !req
148. Again with the "Elder Brother"?Copy !req
149. This really is a nice room.Copy !req
150. I can see why you didn't want to go home.Copy !req
151. Right?Copy !req
152. The food's great,
they see to your every need...Copy !req
153. I bet you wouldn't wanna
go home either, Megumin.Copy !req
154. But considering I didn't get much done,Copy !req
155. I guess we're going back to Axel tomorrow...Copy !req
156. Although I did enjoy the explosive
display I put on here in the capital...Copy !req
157. I think I prefer the four of us
together, living that bustling lifeCopy !req
158. of fighting with each other as
we undertake quests in Axel.Copy !req
159. Y-Yeah, you've got a point!Copy !req
160. Although I wouldn't mind if things
calmed down a little bit...Copy !req
161. Elder Brother.Copy !req
162. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
163. I asked Claire if it would be all right
for you to stay in the castle, but...Copy !req
164. It is what it is.Copy !req
165. Sorry I couldn't be of more help.Copy !req
166. You don't need to apologize!Copy !req
167. You literally risked your
life to help in the battle.Copy !req
168. I'm so sorry. Your big brother
got clobbered by kobolds.Copy !req
169. Could you two please stop
acting like I'm not here?Copy !req
170. Th-That wasn't my intention—Copy !req
171. Iris is right!Copy !req
172. How could we forget about you?Copy !req
173. Oho...Copy !req
174. I didn't notice it earlier, but that's
quite the magic item you've got there.Copy !req
175. I'm sensing an intense amount of
magic power from your necklace.Copy !req
176. It was given to my older brother, Jatice,Copy !req
177. but since he's on deployment,
I've been looking after it.Copy !req
178. What kind of power might it hold?Copy !req
179. Perhaps something that
could destroy the world?Copy !req
180. No, although no one is
sure of how to use it.Copy !req
181. You're letting your imagination run wild.Copy !req
182. It has some kind of inscription,Copy !req
183. but the castle's scholars haven't
been able to decipher it.Copy !req
184. That's Japanese!Copy !req
185. Let's see here...Copy !req
186. "What's yours is mine.
What's mine is yours."Copy !req
187. "Now I'm you!"Copy !req
188. What kinda joke is that?Copy !req
189. You can read it, Elder Brother?Copy !req
190. Yeah, it's a language called Japanes—Copy !req
191. Wait, the necklace is glowing!Copy !req
192. Throw it away, Iris!
Toss it out the window right now!Copy !req
193. Huh? Nothing seems to have happened.Copy !req
194. And I had hoped for some sort
of globe-threatening event.Copy !req
195. Quite the disappointment.Copy !req
196. How long are you going
to stare at each other?Copy !req
197. Like I said before,
stop acting like I'm not here!Copy !req
198. No, Megumin, I think something
pretty wild just happened.Copy !req
199. Suddenly so familiar?Copy !req
200. You do realize I am older than
you, so "Big Sister Megumin"Copy !req
201. would be more appropriate...Copy !req
202. E-Excuse me...Copy !req
203. I'm actually Iris.Copy !req
204. Well, now what the hell are we gonna do?Copy !req
205. Personally, life as a beautiful girl
isn't something I'm opposed to,Copy !req
206. but I'm kinda reluctant to say goodbye to
the body I've spent my whole life with, too.Copy !req
207. How are you so calm? And do you
realize what you just said?Copy !req
208. Men are so much bigger and stronger!Copy !req
209. I feel like going on an
adventure right away!Copy !req
210. I'm sorry, but could you please not talk
like that while looking like that?Copy !req
211. This really is a mess, though.Copy !req
212. I tried using the keywords
from before, but nothing.Copy !req
213. To think it could swap your bodies...Copy !req
214. A magic item this incredibly
powerful is unheard of.Copy !req
215. A magic item, huh?Copy !req
216. If it's a kind of curse,
maybe Aqua could help...Copy !req
217. The other has the ability to switch bodies
with someone for a limited amount of time.Copy !req
218. That's it!Copy !req
219. It's okay! I know what
this magic tool is now!Copy !req
220. There's a time limit on its effect,
so things will go back to normal.Copy !req
221. Y-You're certain?Copy !req
222. The info comes from the most reliable
source you could imagine! Don't sweat it!Copy !req
223. E-Elder Brother... um...Copy !req
224. What's up?Copy !req
225. Oh, I see. I guess you're
at that age, after all.Copy !req
226. Still, Iris, no playing around with my body.Copy !req
227. Th-That's not what I meant!Copy !req
228. It's just... I was thinking
how nice it would beCopy !req
229. to leave the castle without
any retainers for once.Copy !req
230. To go outside?Copy !req
231. Yes.Copy !req
232. I guess looking the way you do now...Copy !req
233. Then again, sending you out alone...Copy !req
234. I guess I shouldn't?Copy !req
235. I'll accompany her.Copy !req
236. Megumin?Copy !req
237. It's not like Princess
Kazuma can go with her,Copy !req
238. and I'm not going to be as strict
as her retainers would be.Copy !req
239. Really, Big Sister Megumin?Copy !req
240. I realize I made that request myself,
but maybe stick with "Megumin" after all.Copy !req
241. Thank you so much, Megumin-san!Copy !req
242. You're in good hands!Copy !req
243. I'll teach you everything from how to haggleCopy !req
244. to how to handle people
picking fights with you!Copy !req
245. I'm having second thoughts about this.Copy !req
246. Yay!Copy !req
247. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
248. Damn... I could get used to this.Copy !req
249. P-Princess Iris...Copy !req
250. Has that man taught you
something seedy again?Copy !req
251. Claire, Kazuma-sama is a wonderful person.Copy !req
252. The kind who might very well
go down in the history books.Copy !req
253. S-Seriously, what has he been telling you?Copy !req
254. Perhaps I should deal with him after all...Copy !req
255. I really wish she wouldn't
threaten me when I'm right here.Copy !req
256. Princess Iris!Copy !req
257. Sir Mitsurugi.Copy !req
258. I hear you performed wonderfully
again in this battle.Copy !req
259. No.Copy !req
260. It was nothing, really.Copy !req
261. So she can make a face like that, huh?Copy !req
262. I consider it my duty to protect the people
of the kingdom, and Princess Iris.Copy !req
263. Claire, this knave touched my head
without proper respect. Execute him.Copy !req
264. You've been acting so strangely!
What's gotten into you?Copy !req
265. I'm willing to forgive your
brazenness for Claire's sake.Copy !req
266. Now begone.Copy !req
267. Go on, git! Shoo! Shoo!Copy !req
268. E-Excuse me!Copy !req
269. Good grief. I wasn't marching around
the palace to run into you!Copy !req
270. I'm curious, Claire.Copy !req
271. Y-Yes?Copy !req
272. Where is Lalatina? I want to mess with...Copy !req
273. I want to congratulate her on her
contributions in this most recent battle.Copy !req
274. Lady Dustiness was dirty from the battle,
so she is bathing right now.Copy !req
275. Take me to her right now!Copy !req
276. I'm going to join her and wash her back!Copy !req
277. I-I'm not sure a royal should
wash a subject's back...Copy !req
278. I'd like to wash yours, too, to show
you my appreciation for all you do.Copy !req
279. Or... would you rather not?Copy !req
280. I wouldn't dare refuse!Copy !req
281. Come along, Princess Iris!Copy !req
282. Let's be on our way! Right away!Copy !req
283. This is an honor beyond my imagination!Copy !req
284. Let's go! Let's go go go!Copy !req
285. H-Huh... Something about the
way she's looking at Iris...Copy !req
286. She's one of those, huh?Copy !req
287. I figured she was a real rigid stickler,
but she's really one of those!Copy !req
288. I have a serious lack of legit
heroine options around here!Copy !req
289. Not that I mind, though.Copy !req
290. KO-NO-SU-BA!Copy !req
291. Princess Iris. Are you going
to clean up before the party?Copy !req
292. Princess Iris?Copy !req
293. I wanted to wash your back out of respect
for your contributions in battle...Copy !req
294. But it seems I'm too late.Copy !req
295. What a shame!Copy !req
296. I-I wouldn't dream of wasting
your good intentions!Copy !req
297. I can go back in!Copy !req
298. S-Stripping right in front of me?Copy !req
299. I got caught off-guard!
I'm not mentally prepared!Copy !req
300. Get a grip! Control yourself, Satou Kazuma!Copy !req
301. You've been in the bath
with Darkness before!Copy !req
302. Is something wrong?Copy !req
303. You look rather flushed.Copy !req
304. Smells good...Copy !req
305. Wait, no! Not the point!Copy !req
306. If Iris notices the smell of soap,
she'll know I was in the bath!Copy !req
307. Unbelievable! And when I've got the
view of a lifetime in front of me!Copy !req
308. I have to endure! I have to hang in
there! If she founds out, I'll be...Copy !req
309. Are you feeling all right?Copy !req
310. You have been acting oddly...Copy !req
311. Yeah. I understand now...Copy !req
312. why that other reincarnation wanted
this particular Divine Treasure.Copy !req
313. I don't care anymore!Copy !req
314. Let Iris notice I've been in the
bath from the smell of soap!Copy !req
315. One of my great Japanese forebears once
dropped this nugget of knowledge...Copy !req
316. "I'll worry about tomorrow, tomorrow."Copy !req
317. Goddess of luck, Eris-sama...Copy !req
318. I'd like to express my profound gratitude
for the strength of my luck.Copy !req
319. You want some of this, punk?
'Cuz you better be ready for some!Copy !req
320. Look! You got my bro all broken up!Copy !req
321. I-I'm not broken up!Copy !req
322. I've just never heard
anything so cruel before!Copy !req
323. That's the spirit! Well said!Copy !req
324. Now, time for a finishing line!Copy !req
325. Like, "The fact that you're strutting around
with underlings proves, without a doubt,Copy !req
326. that you are a scrub! An absolute scrub!"Copy !req
327. "You wouldn't be worth the
experience points, you trash!"Copy !req
328. Quit making fun of me!Copy !req
329. Episode 6: A Farewell to This Lavish Lifestyle!Copy !req
330. Welcome! Step right up!Copy !req
331. We've got three boxes of
Slime Detergent left!Copy !req
332. Oh, hello, it's me, Hans.Copy !req
333. Do you have a moment to humor me?
I get to thinking someti—Copy !req