1. So...Copy !req
2. You just brazenly show up here, is that it?Copy !req
3. Yeah, reluctantly.Copy !req
4. Seriously, Kazuma, do you have a fatal
allergy to not getting wrapped up in trouble?Copy !req
5. I guess I'm stuck helping you,Copy !req
6. but you're in no position to
whine about me anymore!Copy !req
7. Because you're just as bad!
Just as bad, Kazuma!Copy !req
8. Indeed he is!Copy !req
9. And he can hardly refer to us as
troublemakers anymore, can he?Copy !req
10. Granted, as his friends,Copy !req
11. we will gladly help him instead of
leaving him to his own devices!Copy !req
12. If it isn't the demented little wizard.Copy !req
13. You'd better not be planning to blow
away my property like you did before.Copy !req
14. Excuse me?Copy !req
15. That said...Copy !req
16. I do feel somewhat insulted that the
unsavory rumors people spread about meCopy !req
17. are being so easily believed.Copy !req
18. I-It's only a part of the investigation...Copy !req
19. Oh, I understand, Lady Dustiness.Copy !req
20. You, at least, are welcome to
stay for as long as you'd like.Copy !req
21. He said we could stay as long as we'd like!Copy !req
22. I get the biggest guest room!Copy !req
23. No fair, Kazuma!Copy !req
24. I want the one closest to the dining room!Copy !req
25. I would be best suited to the
room with the highest altitude!Copy !req
26. Hey, wait a—Copy !req
27. Damn it, Aqua! Who said
you could come up here?Copy !req
28. What, I'm not allowed to pick an upstairs room?Copy !req
29. I'm... so sorry about them.Copy !req
30. Quit being so selfish!Copy !req
31. You two should be fine sleeping downstairs!Copy !req
32. You... certainly seem to have
your hands full, Lady Dustiness.Copy !req
33. No fair!Copy !req
34. You always try to hog the rewards, Kazuma!Copy !req
35. You two should be downstairs anyway!Copy !req
36. I'm sorry... I am so sorry about them.Copy !req
37. I work hard, too!Copy !req
38. I will be the one in the highest room!Copy !req
39. So sorry!Copy !req
40. Episode 4: Divine Punishment for This Handsome Gentleman Thief!Copy !req
41. My plans took a strange twist.Copy !req
42. Man, I wish I was back in that cozy castle...Copy !req
43. But, Iris, your big brother's gonna try hard!Copy !req
44. If a thief is coming,
it'll probably be at night.Copy !req
45. What's that room?Copy !req
46. O-Oh, it's you.Copy !req
47. I'm Kazuma.Copy !req
48. Nothing of note in here.Copy !req
49. I wouldn't wander around
unless you've got good reason.Copy !req
50. What were you looking at?Copy !req
51. Hey!Copy !req
52. The baths?Copy !req
53. Is this a magic mirror?Copy !req
54. You were making sure it
was in perfect conditionCopy !req
55. since Darkness is staying
the night, weren't you?Copy !req
56. C-Care to join me?Copy !req
57. I will obviously not be
swayed by your wicked ways.Copy !req
58. Now, get on out. I'm going to use this room.Copy !req
59. Hold on! You're going to use it?Copy !req
60. Come on, quit thinking like a deviant.Copy !req
61. I am going to sleep in this room to keep
my friends from getting creeped on!Copy !req
62. Don't try and play me!Copy !req
63. I won't allow some sprout like you
to gaze upon Lalatina's body!Copy !req
64. Too bad! 'Cuz I've already been
in the bath with Darkness before!Copy !req
65. You want me to let the whole
mansion know about this room?Copy !req
66. We're making a deal!Copy !req
67. If you don't want your entire maid staff
pissed at you, then keep your mouth shut!Copy !req
68. Being sexually harassed is part
of a maid's job description!Copy !req
69. I should be the one making you an offer.Copy !req
70. I'm not sure why, but I feel
we may be two of a kind.Copy !req
71. Why not choose the friendly option?Copy !req
72. Ba-dump!Copy !req
73. What an interesting offer.Copy !req
74. Let's hear the terms, by all means.Copy !req
75. This pervert was trying to peep on—Copy !req
76. Sorry.Copy !req
77. It's been three days since we arrived.
Mansion life is comfortable enough.Copy !req
78. There's been nothing of note happening...Copy !req
79. Oho. Enjoying a bit of lunch, Kazuma?Copy !req
80. Yeah. Good morning.Copy !req
81. It's actually afternoon already.Copy !req
82. I was up all night keeping an
eye out for the thief, thanks!Copy !req
83. Besides, I heard you were up late every
night while I was away from Axel.Copy !req
84. That was... well... I was worried
because you were suddenly taken away!Copy !req
85. More importantly, was there
any sign of the thief?Copy !req
86. What's got you so anxious?Copy !req
87. You were seriously worried about me?Copy !req
88. That's pretty cute.Copy !req
89. I-It's just because you always tend to get
wrapped up in trouble, despite being weak!Copy !req
90. To say nothing of how easily you die!Copy !req
91. I-It's not like I try to get into trouble!Copy !req
92. Much like how I wasn't dying on purpose!Copy !req
93. Oh my God, this is just like a rom-com!Copy !req
94. How am I supposed to react when
you're suddenly being so sweet?Copy !req
95. Kazuma, when you're done
with your breakfast,Copy !req
96. would you like to join me for a date?Copy !req
97. Ba-dump!Copy !req
98. Explosion!Copy !req
99. I figured it'd be something like this!Copy !req
100. plosion!Copy !req
101. What's that? The Demon King Army?Copy !req
102. sion!Copy !req
103. What the hell is happening?Copy !req
104. You realize the capital's already
getting complaints about you, right?Copy !req
105. My name has begun to resound, is that it?Copy !req
106. Maybe I should've had you learn
advanced magic after all...Copy !req
107. I don't appreciate what you just said!Copy !req
108. And so...Copy !req
109. Hey! You think you can screw
with a water goddess?Copy !req
110. I know you've got fancier stuff! Bring me that!Copy !req
111. Aqua spent the week drinking all
the best booze in the mansion.Copy !req
112. It was then that my Explosion
magic burst forth,Copy !req
113. laying waste to the pitiful general
of the Demon King's army, Hans!Copy !req
114. Then came the time I battled
another general, Sylvia...Copy !req
115. Megumin regaled us daily, at length,Copy !req
116. Now, that was a tale of
truly epic accomplishment!Copy !req
117. about her heroic triumphs.Copy !req
118. And as for me...Copy !req
119. Miss, miss! Can I get my usual massage?Copy !req
120. For dinner tonight, can we
get giant beef sukiyaki?Copy !req
121. Also, the down blanket
I ordered should be coming,Copy !req
122. so go ahead and put it on my bed.Copy !req
123. L-Lady Dustiness...Copy !req
124. Well... I do realize I said to
make yourself at home, but...Copy !req
125. You don't need to finish the thought!Copy !req
126. We'll be leaving as soon as possible!Copy !req
127. I slept so much in the afternoon
that I'm wide awake now.Copy !req
128. Time for a midnight snack.Copy !req
129. It sucks that we have to leave tomorrow...Copy !req
130. Is that Aqua?Copy !req
131. There aren't any guards...
Maybe I'm being paranoid?Copy !req
132. Looks like the last day hit the jackpot!Copy !req
133. Thank you so much, Eris, goddess of luck!Copy !req
134. I just felt the weirdest presence.Copy !req
135. Lurk.Copy !req
136. I'm probably imagining things.Copy !req
137. Sneak, sneak, sneak...Copy !req
138. So, Detect Treasure says that
what I'm looking for...Copy !req
139. should be over this way.Copy !req
140. Gotcha!Copy !req
141. Now, you infamous rogue,
it's time to come along quietly!Copy !req
142. You picked the wrong mansion to rob!Copy !req
143. You're not dealing with
some two-bit security!Copy !req
144. I've taken down Devil King generals!
You'd better not think you can escape!Copy !req
145. S-Stop it!Copy !req
146. Hang on, are you...Copy !req
147. Wait, where do I know that voice from?Copy !req
148. Is that you, Kazuma?Copy !req
149. And whoa, watch your hands, please!Copy !req
150. No, I'm just restraining a trespasser, see?Copy !req
151. It's me!Copy !req
152. So Chris is the noble thief
that's the talk of the town.Copy !req
153. No one will ever wanna marry me now...Copy !req
154. What did you expect?
I thought you were a thief!Copy !req
155. What are you even doing
here in the first place?Copy !req
156. What? Darkness is here, too?Copy !req
157. That's bad! Really bad!
She's gonna be so mad if she finds out!Copy !req
158. They probably won't kill
you if you apologize.Copy !req
159. Just pay your debt to society.Copy !req
160. Hang on! You've got it all wrong!
I'm doing this for a good reason!Copy !req
161. They're gone...Copy !req
162. I guess I'll have to tell
you the whole truth.Copy !req
163. It all began with—Copy !req
164. Don't! I don't wanna hear it!Copy !req
165. Why not?Copy !req
166. Because this is how I get dragged
into trouble every single time!Copy !req
167. B-But...Copy !req
168. Whatever!Copy !req
169. Just get out of here before anyone comes!
Your secret's safe with me!Copy !req
170. Yeah, but I was hoping you could help me...Copy !req
171. I do not want to hear it, okay?Copy !req
172. Besides, think about it!Copy !req
173. You know the lord of this place
is a nasty pervert, right?Copy !req
174. If he sees you caught, oh lordy...Copy !req
175. I think I heard something.Copy !req
176. I-I'll clear out for today, then!
I can explain another time.Copy !req
177. Don't bother, please!Copy !req
178. Oh, and tie me up!
That way I can say you escaped!Copy !req
179. O-Okay! Bind!Copy !req
180. See ya!Copy !req
181. Kazuma! Are you all right?Copy !req
182. Were you hit with Bind?Copy !req
183. Where's the thief?Copy !req
184. I hate to say it, but they
got away at the last second.Copy !req
185. I was so careless!
Could you untie me, please?Copy !req
186. They've escaped, then...Copy !req
187. Are you hurt? What was the thief like?Copy !req
188. Uh... I think it was a guy
in a weird-looking mask?Copy !req
189. He might've been way tougher than
a Devil King general, even.Copy !req
190. Th-The foe was that fearsome?Copy !req
191. Incidentally, Kazuma, you look snug as a bug
in a rug. Can you even move right now?Copy !req
192. That should be obvious!
I nearly had the guy, but...Copy !req
193. Just hurry up and untie me.
This is uncomfortable.Copy !req
194. Y'know, Kazuma...Copy !req
195. This might not be a great time,
but I owe you an apology.Copy !req
196. Why? What for?Copy !req
197. Well... you know how you never came back
after getting taken to the castle?Copy !req
198. Huh? Yeah...Copy !req
199. I started digging around in
your room because I was bored.Copy !req
200. And I found this doll-looking
thing you had apparently made...Copy !req
201. which broke after I messed with it.Copy !req
202. You little—Copy !req
203. I-It's fine! Don't worry about it.Copy !req
204. I can always put it back together.
Now, if you'd untie me...Copy !req
205. You forgive me?Copy !req
206. In that case, I might as well clear
the air while I've got the chance.Copy !req
207. At the time,Copy !req
208. I figured it'd be fine
since you weren't around,Copy !req
209. so I started drinking in your room.Copy !req
210. Y'know how cleaning up the snack
leftovers and empty bottles is a painCopy !req
211. when you drink in your own room?Copy !req
212. Anyway, I was pretty hammered,
and I broke a bunch of other stuff, too.Copy !req
213. Sorry!Copy !req
214. I wanna smack her head off her shoulders!Copy !req
215. D-Don't sweat it!
We're good pals, aren't we?Copy !req
216. And it's my fault for not coming home!Copy !req
217. Now, if you could just untie me...Copy !req
218. You know, Aqua has a point
about this situation.Copy !req
219. I believe we're in for quite a lot of fun.Copy !req
220. What's going on here?Copy !req
221. Help!Copy !req
222. Go on, say it! Say how sorry you are
for being a cocky bastard lately!Copy !req
223. Apologize for the endless
grief you've put me through!Copy !req
224. "I'm sorry for humiliating you!" Say it!Copy !req
225. I'm sorry! I'm sorry for causing trouble!Copy !req
226. I want to hear you say it again, Kazuma!Copy !req
227. You remember what you said!Copy !req
228. How many points was it?Copy !req
229. How many points does my Explosion magic get?Copy !req
230. Please stop!Copy !req
231. That stuff is memorable
because it's only ever said once!Copy !req
232. No, go on, say it!Copy !req
233. Don't be shy! Let's hear it!Copy !req
234. It's too embarrassing!Copy !req
235. Just let me go, please!Copy !req
236. I had no idea turning the
tables could be so much fun!Copy !req
237. Someone!Copy !req
238. I see.Copy !req
239. Despite all your confident
claims, you failed...Copy !req
240. And the thief wore a mask
and was very formidable?Copy !req
241. R-Right! I'm not sure I'd call
it a total failure, though!Copy !req
242. If I hadn't been there, who's to say what
would've happened to old man Alderp?Copy !req
243. In the end, he was worthless.Copy !req
244. A worthless adventurer.Copy !req
245. Given that this is coming from Sir Kazuma,
who has battled the Devil King's generals,Copy !req
246. I'm certain this thief must've
been quite the threat indeed.Copy !req
247. Wait, Kazuma—Copy !req
248. Well... in any event,
thank you for your service.Copy !req
249. You did not fail to apprehend the thief,Copy !req
250. but successfully prevented
him from stealing anything.Copy !req
251. You've done nothing to earn any derision.Copy !req
252. You should be grateful for
Princess Iris's mercy.Copy !req
253. That said, there is no reason for
you to remain in the castle.Copy !req
254. Now, take your leave.Copy !req
255. The bubbly around the capital
doesn't live up to the hype...Copy !req
256. Souvenir shopping, huh?Copy !req
257. You are seriously insensitive.
I'm kinda depressed here.Copy !req
258. It's not like we have anything
else to do today, right?Copy !req
259. You little...Copy !req
260. Michael from Axel has way better
stuff in his store, to be honest.Copy !req
261. Who the hell is Michael?Copy !req
262. Man, you've really turned into a
social butterfly back home, huh?Copy !req
263. Some dude came by the mansion the other dayCopy !req
264. and left a bunch of expensive meat
as thanks for your healing him.Copy !req
265. Wait. I hadn't heard about this before.Copy !req
266. And I don't remember getting any meat!Copy !req
267. Yeah, because I had Darkness
cook it and we ate—Copy !req
268. Excuse me? And I didn't get a single bite?Copy !req
269. Ow, ow, ow! What the hell? Let go, you—Copy !req
270. Oh, Aqua-sama, what a coincidence
running into you here!Copy !req
271. Who are you?Copy !req
272. You still have a wonderful
sense of humor, Aqua-sama.Copy !req
273. Okay, this guy is being weirdly familiar...Copy !req
274. U-Uh, it's me. The Sword Master
you granted the cursed sword to.Copy !req
275. It's Katsuragi-san! Remember
him, from a while back?Copy !req
276. Who's Katsuragi? I'm Mitsurugi!Copy !req
277. It's Mitsurugi!Copy !req
278. I guess Mitsurugi isn't enough of a clue.Copy !req
279. He's got the cursed sword.
The cursed sword, remember?Copy !req
280. You didn't actually forget my name, did you?Copy !req
281. How about you say the whole
thing, just to make sure?Copy !req
282. We're not really close enough
to be on a given-name basis.Copy !req
283. It's Kyouya! Just admit it if you've
forgotten! Mitsurugi Kyouya!Copy !req
284. No matter. More importantly, Aqua-sama...Copy !req
285. I'd like to express my
gratitude for our reunion.Copy !req
286. What? For me?Copy !req
287. It's just something I picked
up during my travels.Copy !req
288. I'm not sure if you'll like it...Copy !req
289. Oh, he's such a gentleman.
Such a hot, gentlemanly move!Copy !req
290. Pisses me off!Copy !req
291. Looks like it's too small.Copy !req
292. Yeah, sorry, could I get
three glasses of bubbly?Copy !req
293. Wake up.Copy !req
294. Come on, wake up.Copy !req
295. Come on, Kazu—Copy !req
296. Intruder!Copy !req
297. It's just me, okay?Copy !req
298. Cut it out! Don't touch me there!
Darkness! Darkness, help!Copy !req
299. Oh, it's you, Chris.Copy !req
300. Yes, it is!Copy !req
301. Be honest! Did you jump on on
the intruder knowing it was me?Copy !req
302. You roll up in a guy's room for a booty call,Copy !req
303. and then scream when you get
touched? Is this a honey trap?Copy !req
304. It was neither a booty call nor a honey trap!Copy !req
305. I told you I was gonna come by and explain!Copy !req
306. Hey! Hang on! You there!
Don't pretend you can't hear me!Copy !req
307. I told you, I don't wanna hear it!Copy !req
308. You should come back later!
Like, next year, specifically!Copy !req
309. This needs to be handled now!Copy !req
310. Come on, hear me out! Please?Copy !req
311. Please, please, please, please, please...Copy !req
312. Fine, damn it! What is it?Copy !req
313. I've been gathering these incredibly
powerful rare items known as Divine Treasures.Copy !req
314. Divine Treasures?Copy !req
315. That already sounds like trouble.
Can we stop now?Copy !req
316. No! Now, these items are generally only
given to adventurers with dark hair,Copy !req
317. dark eyes, and funny-sounding names.Copy !req
318. Weird ones like yours.Copy !req
319. Don't call my name weird.Copy !req
320. Wait, is she talking about the cheat itemsCopy !req
321. that reincarnations get
when they first show up here?Copy !req
322. That's what Chris is looking for?Copy !req
323. They all have different effects.
Some can do a lot of damage,Copy !req
324. some can bring incredible wealth...Copy !req
325. Wealth?Copy !req
326. That was you?Copy !req
327. Look, I'm sorry! But they're really dangerous!Copy !req
328. They need to be collected!Copy !req
329. By who? For what reason?Copy !req
330. Well, I...Copy !req
331. My client says I can't share the details.Copy !req
332. I don't care, then!Copy !req
333. But this is the important part!Copy !req
334. I can sense the presence of an incredible
treasure coming from the castle!Copy !req
335. That sounds like the most obvious
thing you could've said!Copy !req
336. True, which is why I wanted
to ask for your help...Copy !req
337. Here it comes! Nope! I am through
getting mixed up in bad news!Copy !req
338. You have the Night Vision skill, right?Copy !req
339. Along with Lurk and Enemy Detection?
Could you use those to help me?Copy !req
340. Quit trying to turn me into a criminal!Copy !req
341. Man, I was right about all of this!
No way am I helping!Copy !req
342. Come on, don't be like that, you meanie!Copy !req
343. Get out! Get out of here right now!Copy !req
344. Or else I'll use that Bind skill I learned from
you before harassing you in a sexual fashion!Copy !req
345. I'm gonna head back for now.Copy !req
346. We can talk more tomorrow.Copy !req
347. I said no! Biiii...Copy !req
348. I'll let you off for now!Copy !req
349. Damn it.Copy !req
350. I wish I could catch a break.Copy !req
351. Ugh, Eris-sama...Copy !req
352. I'll convert to your church
when I get back to Axel,Copy !req
353. so please grant me peace and quiet...Copy !req
354. Devil King Army alert! Devil King Army alert!Copy !req
355. A force believed to belong to the
Devil King's army has deployedCopy !req
356. to the field near the capital!
All knights are to ready for action!Copy !req
357. Any high-level adventurers in the
castle are requested to assist!Copy !req
358. Kazuma! There's trouble!
Get your gear together, quickly!Copy !req
359. I'm asleep.Copy !req
360. This is no time for jokes!
The Devil King's army is here!Copy !req
361. We need to join the response!Copy !req
362. Sounds like you're the one joking!Copy !req
363. You heard the announcement, right?
"High-level," she said!Copy !req
364. Calling me "mid" would be
a compliment, frankly!Copy !req
365. Isn't this city supposed to be
crawling with badass adventurers?Copy !req
366. They can handle it without us!Copy !req
367. You can be such a coward!Copy !req
368. Whatever! I'm taking Aqua
and Megumin and going!Copy !req
369. Why don't you cower in bed,
you low-level adventurer?Copy !req
370. No! That sounds dangerous!
Why do I have to go?Copy !req
371. I just came to the capital to play around!Copy !req
372. I am not going to battle against
the Devil King's army!Copy !req
373. Stop being so selfish, Aqua!Copy !req
374. You can never have too many healers!Copy !req
375. Look at Megumin! She's absolutely raring to go!Copy !req
376. Darkness, I'm going on ahead to
confront the Devil King's forces.Copy !req
377. If the battle starts and different
factions become tangled up in a melee,Copy !req
378. I won't be able to use my magic!Copy !req
379. The first strike belongs to me!Copy !req
380. More likely, my powered-up magic will
both begin and end the battle at once!Copy !req
381. Wait, Megumin! Don't be reckless!Copy !req
382. And Aqua, just give up already!Copy !req
383. Oh, come on, Kazuma! I need your help!Copy !req
384. Oh, would you all shut up for one second?Copy !req
385. There's no reason for us to butt in on a
dangerous battle and risk our necks...Copy !req
386. Wait. Hang on.Copy !req
387. If I'm able to show off a bit
in a situation like this,Copy !req
388. I might be able to return to the castle.Copy !req
389. I mean, there's already a bunch of
cheat-empowered adventurers in the capital!Copy !req
390. That makes it unlikely the bad guys will win.Copy !req
391. And it's not like I need to single-handedly
wipe the floor with the Devil King's guys.Copy !req
392. As long as I put on a decent
enough show, that should do it!Copy !req
393. Stop, Darkness!Copy !req
394. I have a bad feeling about this!
Goddess's intuition!Copy !req
395. You can have one of my breakfast sausages,
so let's put this on hold until tomorrow!Copy !req
396. When the royal army arrives
at the battlefield,Copy !req
397. they will see the smoldering
remains of the Devil King's army,Copy !req
398. and a wizard taking her well-earned leave...Copy !req
399. That's what I wanna do! And now's my chance!Copy !req
400. Let me go!Copy !req
401. Kazuma, I can't handle them both!
Do something about these two!Copy !req
402. Ladies. The kingdom's in danger.
What're you doing?Copy !req
403. Off we go! Now it's our turn!Copy !req
404. No!Copy !req
405. Episode 5: Nefarious Friends for This Sheltered Princess!Copy !req
406. Strike! Strike!Copy !req
407. Howdy! The weather's great
over here. It's me, Verdia!Copy !req
408. Y'know, no matter how many times—Copy !req