1. Princess Iris, the arrangements are finished.Copy !req
2. Sir Kazuma is now an official guest of the—Copy !req
3. So, Darkness was standing there completely
naked apart from a towel, and embarrassingly—Copy !req
4. E-Embarrassingly what?Copy !req
5. Well...Copy !req
6. What was she doing embarrassingly?Copy !req
7. You wretch! What are you filling
Princess Iris's head with?Copy !req
8. Are you trying to get cut down?Copy !req
9. She said she wanted to hear the story!Copy !req
10. You do not refer to her without her title!Copy !req
11. For you, she is "the princess"!Copy !req
12. This chick is a pain in the ass!Copy !req
13. I've told Kazuma-sama that it's all right
for him to call me by my name.Copy !req
14. P-Princess Iris...Copy !req
15. M-More importantly, what did Lalatina
do as she was clinging to her towel?Copy !req
16. You must not!Copy !req
17. This is one of those stories
that isn't fit for hearing!Copy !req
18. Sir Kazuma... I ask you not to fill Princess
Iris's head with these kinds of stories.Copy !req
19. I'm sorry.Copy !req
20. She actually listens to
people here at the castle.Copy !req
21. If you insist. In that case...Copy !req
22. I'll tell you about the time
I beat Darkness in a betCopy !req
23. where the loser would go
through some crazy stuff.Copy !req
24. B-B-B-By all means! I must hear about it!Copy !req
25. No you mustn't, Princess Iris!Copy !req
26. Nothing he says needs to be listened to!Copy !req
27. He's no good at all!Copy !req
28. Episode 3: A Re-education for This Bright Little Girl!Copy !req
29. So, next I'll teach you what to do
when a Giant Toad swallows you.Copy !req
30. First thing you'll wanna look out for is...Copy !req
31. To sum up the current situation...Copy !req
32. W-Welcome, Kazuma-sama.Copy !req
33. You are welcome to make yourself at home.Copy !req
34. This will be your room.Copy !req
35. Uh, hey, miss... a word?Copy !req
36. My name is Rain.Copy !req
37. Rain-san... This is kidnapping, isn't it?Copy !req
38. You've been welcomed as a guest, so no.Copy !req
39. No, come on, it totally is!Copy !req
40. It's strange seeing Princess Iris,Copy !req
41. who's usually so obedient,
do something like this.Copy !req
42. I ask that you humor her for a bit,
as she so rarely makes selfish demands.Copy !req
43. I get it, but still...Copy !req
44. "I'm sorry."Copy !req
45. "I was just so jealous of how
much fun Lalatina seems to have."Copy !req
46. "I only ask that, for a few short days,
you keep me company, as well."Copy !req
47. So she says.Copy !req
48. Aw, ain't that cute?Copy !req
49. Understood.Copy !req
50. Rain-san, could you let my friends know
I'll be sticking around for a while?Copy !req
51. A culture festival?
That sounds like so much fun!Copy !req
52. Running a shop with other people my age!Copy !req
53. Oh, but it might be hard to
secure wages for everyone...Copy !req
54. I had no idea she'd enjoy
hearing about school so much.Copy !req
55. I was bored out of my mind in those days,
but the princess here is genuinely jealous.Copy !req
56. If it sounds that good,
why not open a school?Copy !req
57. Devil King Army alert.
Devil King Army alert.Copy !req
58. The knights are to mobilize at once.Copy !req
59. Any high-level adventurers
are requested to assist.Copy !req
60. They've come again?Copy !req
61. Given the state of things, it's not really
the best time to immerse myself in studies.Copy !req
62. Come to think of it, this world has that
Devil King guy's mess to deal with.Copy !req
63. The stealth raid by the Devil
King's army has been suppressed.Copy !req
64. Any adventurers who contributed should speak
to the guild receptionist for your reward.Copy !req
65. Sneak attacks on the royal capital?Copy !req
66. What the hell is going on with this country?Copy !req
67. The Japanese expat cheaters around
here need to carry their weight more!Copy !req
68. Thank you so muchCopy !req
69. for all the amazing stories
you shared today.Copy !req
70. You can speak to Rain about being
teleported back to Axel tomorrow.Copy !req
71. Even the castle isn't completely safe.Copy !req
72. True.Copy !req
73. It's not like I can defend this
place even if I do stick around.Copy !req
74. And while it's been a mixed bag,Copy !req
75. I'm sure those goofs in Axel
are probably worried about me.Copy !req
76. Kazuma.Copy !req
77. Kazuma!Copy !req
78. Kazuma...Copy !req
79. I hate to leave, but I guess I'd better.Copy !req
80. Would you tell me more about
your adventurers another time?Copy !req
81. Of course. I'll come see you again, Iris.Copy !req
82. Something about you reminds
me of my older brother.Copy !req
83. I don't get to speak to
him like this anymore...Copy !req
84. So, while I'd like for you to stay longer,Copy !req
85. I shouldn't keep being so selfish.Copy !req
86. What did you say?Copy !req
87. Uh... well, I'd like you to stay longer...Copy !req
88. No. Not that.Copy !req
89. I remind you of what, exactly?Copy !req
90. Um... how it used to be
with my older brother—Copy !req
91. Once again from the top, please.Copy !req
92. Y-You're like my older brother.Copy !req
93. Again, please. More casually, if you can.Copy !req
94. Like my big brother?Copy !req
95. I decided to stay at the castle!Copy !req
96. You rang, Kazuma-sama?Copy !req
97. My morning coffee, please, Sebastian.Copy !req
98. My name is Heidel, sir.Copy !req
99. If you could, Heidel.Copy !req
100. Um... I was going to make your bed.Copy !req
101. Don't worry about me, Mary.Copy !req
102. R-Right...Copy !req
103. G-Good morning... Big Brother.Copy !req
104. I love it! Being called
"Big Brother" is so great!Copy !req
105. Good morning, Iris.Copy !req
106. Please put some pants on!Copy !req
107. Iris, no! It's not what you think!Copy !req
108. Your big brother isn't some kind of pervert!Copy !req
109. I understand! Please, just finish putting
on your pants, Elder Brother!Copy !req
110. Please, keep using "Big Brother"!Copy !req
111. It feels like you're pulling
away, and it's killing me!Copy !req
112. Iris! Iris!Copy !req
113. Iris stopped calling me "Big Brother."Copy !req
114. As for what I got up to after that...Copy !req
115. We'd play hide-and-seek,Copy !req
116. games of tag...Copy !req
117. And I'd occasionally disrupt her lessons.Copy !req
118. Basically, I spent my days as her playmate.Copy !req
119. I was hoping you would play
this game with me today.Copy !req
120. Every now and then, she seems a little
embarrassed to ask for something...Copy !req
121. I guess Rain was telling the truth about
her usually being kind of restrained.Copy !req
122. I get the feelingCopy !req
123. Iris realizes how much the people
around her are at the mercy of her desires.Copy !req
124. I'm not letting you win, and if we're
playing, we're playing for keeps!Copy !req
125. You still wanna do it?Copy !req
126. Y-Yes!Copy !req
127. I want to play seriously, too!Copy !req
128. All right, just don't cry if you lose!Copy !req
129. And if we're doing this seriously,
then etiquette comes first!Copy !req
130. Let's have a good game.Copy !req
131. Let's have a good game.Copy !req
132. Um... maybe we should call it a day?Copy !req
133. You wanna just win and run, is that it?Copy !req
134. I thought we were playing for real?Copy !req
135. And don't hold back 'cause
you wanna stop playing!Copy !req
136. I can tell if you lose on purpose, got it?Copy !req
137. I realize this was my
idea in the first place,Copy !req
138. but you are being a colossal
pain, Elder Brother!Copy !req
139. I win, baby!Copy !req
140. You are so childish, Elder Brother.Copy !req
141. Oh, you're talking big
after you just lost, huh?Copy !req
142. Still, I guess you managed
to earn this bamboo copter.Copy !req
143. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
144. Let's head out and play with that next time.Copy !req
145. You should really get outside
the castle more often.Copy !req
146. You never know when you'll run into
a friendly neighborhood demon,Copy !req
147. or a lich that survives off of bread crusts.Copy !req
148. P-Please don't make fun of me
just because I'm sheltered!Copy !req
149. There's no way that devils
or liches like that exist!Copy !req
150. Besides...Copy !req
151. If I were to leave the castle,
it'd require an escort of royal guards.Copy !req
152. KO! NOSUBA...Copy !req
153. You rang, Kazuma-sama?Copy !req
154. My morning coffee, please, Sebastian.Copy !req
155. My name is Heidel.Copy !req
156. If you could, Heidel.Copy !req
157. It's already been a week.Copy !req
158. Now, Mary the maid should be coming
in to change these sheets soon...Copy !req
159. However shall I make her job more
difficult, the way any noble would?Copy !req
160. Here she comes.Copy !req
161. Good morning, Mary!Copy !req
162. But don't expect to be able to
swap these sheets out too easily.Copy !req
163. Now, if you want to make quick work
of this task, you must say...Copy !req
164. "Master, please allow me to collect..."Copy !req
165. Collect what, exactly?Copy !req
166. Go ahead and finish your thought, Kazuma.Copy !req
167. Go on. We're all ears.Copy !req
168. Finish what you were saying.Copy !req
169. M-Master, please allow me to collect the
sheets with your scent on them so...Copy !req
170. The sheets with your scent
on them so... what?Copy !req
171. Not going to finish? I thought you were
an old hand at sexually harassing people.Copy !req
172. Stop acting embarrassed and say it.Copy !req
173. P-Please don't make—Wait,
why are you even here?Copy !req
174. To drag you home! Why else?Copy !req
175. Megumin's been so worried
she could barely sleep!Copy !req
176. Th-That was a coincidence!Copy !req
177. Please don't cause any
weird misunderstandings!Copy !req
178. I've been promoted to Iris's playmate!Copy !req
179. I've got stability and safety now! Buzz off!Copy !req
180. You imbecile! That is not an
official duty in this country!Copy !req
181. This is in no way fair, Kazuma!Copy !req
182. We all beat the Devil King's
generals together!Copy !req
183. I get to live in a castle, too, or it's unfair!Copy !req
184. Stop talking, Aqua!
You're confusing the issue!Copy !req
185. E-Excuse me...Copy !req
186. Princess Iris.Copy !req
187. I'm sorry.Copy !req
188. I overheard what you were saying.Copy !req
189. As pitiful as he may be,Copy !req
190. he's become an adventurer
of some note in Axel.Copy !req
191. There are those in that town who
consider themselves his friends,Copy !req
192. who worry about about him.Copy !req
193. Including us.Copy !req
194. I ask that you give him his leave.Copy !req
195. Tell her no, Iris!Copy !req
196. "Big Brother is gonna stay in the
castle so we can play together!"Copy !req
197. You're right. I apologize
for being so selfish.Copy !req
198. You can do this! Tell 'em off, Iris!Copy !req
199. Come on! Come on, Iris!Copy !req
200. You're the best around, Iris!Copy !req
201. You have supreme authority in this castle!Copy !req
202. Show 'em who's boss!Copy !req
203. You tell them that! Go on! Do it!Copy !req
204. Say, Lalatina...Copy !req
205. Is it okay if I hold a going-away
banquet for him tonight?Copy !req
206. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
207. Hey, hey, Kazuma!Copy !req
208. This is amazingly good!Copy !req
209. All-natural wild melon topped with ham!Copy !req
210. And it's still really fresh!Copy !req
211. This is great, too!Copy !req
212. It's sushi rice with flan on top,
topped with wasabi and soy sauce!Copy !req
213. Yeah, sure. Good for you guys.Copy !req
214. It's so squishy in my mouth!Copy !req
215. Oh, so beautiful yet again!Copy !req
216. A flower that only bloomsCopy !req
217. by moonlight once a century pales
in comparison to your beauty!Copy !req
218. Indeed!Copy !req
219. You flatter me.Copy !req
220. Incidentally, Lady Dustiness,
have you found a fiancé yet?Copy !req
221. If you have not...Copy !req
222. What are you talking about?Copy !req
223. I've been seeking her hand for a long time,Copy !req
224. so clearly I should receive
preferential treatment!Copy !req
225. She's a real hit.Copy !req
226. This is preposterous.Copy !req
227. Lady Dustiness already has
an appropriate partner...Copy !req
228. Lord Alderp!Copy !req
229. What are you even doing here, Pops?Copy !req
230. Be silent!Copy !req
231. Because you sent the Destroyer's
core to my mansion...Copy !req
232. The repairs are still not
finished, I'll have you know!Copy !req
233. I must know, who were you talking about
regarding the match for Lady Dustiness?Copy !req
234. You're still chasing after
Darkness's tail, old man?Copy !req
235. That's "Alderp-sama" to you!Copy !req
236. And there is only one man fit
to be wed with Lady Dustiness.Copy !req
237. He is currently battling the Devil King's
forces while wielding a sacred sword...Copy !req
238. The first prince, Jatice!Copy !req
239. The kingdom's champion, Prince Jatice,Copy !req
240. and Lady Dustiness, who has slain
the Devil King's generals of late...Copy !req
241. What better pairing could there be?Copy !req
242. T-True enough.Copy !req
243. Who could possibly be better suited
than First Prince Jatice?Copy !req
244. He's got a point.Copy !req
245. Hey! What about our torrid affair?Copy !req
246. What the heck, Lalatina?
You're just ditching me?Copy !req
247. Wh-What in the world are you yelling about?Copy !req
248. Were those intimate times
together just a joke to you?Copy !req
249. You were calling me "Master" just the other—Copy !req
250. I must warn you, too much of this
teasing might cost you quite dearly!Copy !req
251. You sure about that, Lalatina?Copy !req
252. Showing off your brute strength
might scare all the boys off—Copy !req
253. Oh, my! You are such a convincing actor!Copy !req
254. I only meant a little harm.Copy !req
255. I just...Copy !req
256. found myself saying some weird stuff when
I saw how uncomfortable Darkness looked.Copy !req
257. And isn't this supposed to
be my going-away party?Copy !req
258. Everyone's having a great time
without the star, I see!Copy !req
259. Because he's right here!
The star! That's me!Copy !req
260. What are you doing out here?Copy !req
261. Iris! You're such a good girl!Copy !req
262. Being alone at parties like this
is an absolute ego killer!Copy !req
263. I could not have asked
for a better little sis!Copy !req
264. C-Come on...Copy !req
265. And next, I will take this glass...Copy !req
266. and produce a giant toad
from out of nowhere!Copy !req
267. She's doing her performer thing again.Copy !req
268. Behold, my giant—Copy !req
269. The castle is going to be
so quiet after tomorrow.Copy !req
270. No one will be making Claire upset
or causing trouble for Rain anymore...Copy !req
271. Sounds like a good thing!Copy !req
272. I honestly don't get what you see in me.Copy !req
273. I've never met anyone like you.Copy !req
274. Everyone normally dotes on me,
but you never back down.Copy !req
275. You're so rude, and so honest.Copy !req
276. You would teach me, a royal,
the strangest things,Copy !req
277. and act so immature,
desperate to win against me.Copy !req
278. Hey. I wasn't asking for a list of complaints.Copy !req
279. I was asking what you do like about me.Copy !req
280. Right. And that's exactly
what I was telling you.Copy !req
281. She's so freaking adorable!Copy !req
282. I don't think I'll ever forget
the time we've spent together.Copy !req
283. I envy Lalatina.Copy !req
284. I'm sure... she must enjoy every day.Copy !req
285. Starting tomorrow, she's going to repress
herself and act like a princess again,Copy !req
286. pretending to be a good girl
with no selfish desires.Copy !req
287. Is there really no way I can
stay here at the castle?Copy !req
288. Maybe if I could be an adventurer...Copy !req
289. Did you know?Copy !req
290. The royal family has historically had great
potential in magic and other talents.Copy !req
291. I might not be able to be
a Crusader like Lalatina,Copy !req
292. but maybe I could be a magic user or priest?Copy !req
293. I'm sure I'd be the kind of amazing adventurer
that could even surprise you, Elder Brother!Copy !req
294. Or maybe...Copy !req
295. I could become a thief, like the one
everyone's talking about lately!Copy !req
296. But Claire would probably be mad at
me, even if I was a noble thief...Copy !req
297. What did you just say?Copy !req
298. About the noble thief?Copy !req
299. There's a thief who only targets
nobles with nefarious reputations.Copy !req
300. And after every robbery,Copy !req
301. they make a large donation to an
orphanage run by the Eris Church.Copy !req
302. E-Elder Brother?Copy !req
303. Jackpot!Copy !req
304. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
305. I would love to spar with you—Copy !req
306. Darkness!Copy !req
307. Darkness!Copy !req
308. Oh, good timing, Claire.Copy !req
309. Wh-What is it?Copy !req
310. I heard there's some kind of noble thief
hassling the nobles around the capital?Copy !req
311. Th-That is true.Copy !req
312. Nobles with bad reputations
do seem to be under fire.Copy !req
313. Well, I'm gonna nab this
so-called noble thief!Copy !req
314. Huh?Copy !req
315. The thief no one has secured
any leads on whatsoever?Copy !req
316. Just who is that seedy-looking fellow?Copy !req
317. He's not very remarkable. Some associate
of Lady Dustiness, I think...Copy !req
318. Uh, noble folks? I can hear you.Copy !req
319. I don't care how good his intentions are!
Theft is still theft! I can't just ignore that!Copy !req
320. Justice has never been near the top of your
priorities before. What brought this on?Copy !req
321. I'm going to stay behind
in order to protect everyone!Copy !req
322. You are unbelievable!Copy !req
323. Magnificent!Copy !req
324. Just as I would expect of
Lady Dustiness's comrade!Copy !req
325. Not that I've personally done anything to
earn the noble thief's ire, mind you...Copy !req
326. Likewise! I've done nothing
wrong, I assure you!Copy !req
327. No, not a single thing that
would paint a target on me...Copy !req
328. These guys couldn't be more obvious.Copy !req
329. Oh, I see, I see!Copy !req
330. You can't wait to see your beloved
elder brother in action, huh?Copy !req
331. Leave it to me!Copy !req
332. I'll laze around the castle a bit more,
and eventually catch this guy!Copy !req
333. We're counting on you, unremarkable lad!Copy !req
334. I always knew he had it in him!Copy !req
335. Hurry and catch this rogue
so we can all rest easy!Copy !req
336. Wait, what's up? We get to keep
eating tasty food here tomorrow?Copy !req
337. Very well, then! It seems I'll need to
save plenty of room for tomorrow's meal!Copy !req
338. What are you two saying?Copy !req
339. Very well, then.Copy !req
340. Sir Kazuma will be stationed at
the residences of likely targetsCopy !req
341. in an effort to catch the thief.Copy !req
342. I ask you all to fully cooperate
with him in his search!Copy !req
343. Damn it! This is not what I wanted!Copy !req
344. Episode 4: Divine Punishment for this Handsome Gentleman Thief!Copy !req
345. I'm touching you on purpose!Copy !req
346. I'm touching you on purpose.Copy !req
347. Oh, Devil King, it's been a while.Copy !req
348. This is your loyal servant writing,
the Growth Chimera, Syl—Copy !req