1. A princess, huh?Copy !req
2. Sounds like she's younger than me.Copy !req
3. Maybe if we become friends,
she'll call me "Big Brother"!Copy !req
4. Please, Kazuma...Copy !req
5. It's not too late to reconsider.Copy !req
6. You should pass on this offer.Copy !req
7. Think about it. You'll be dealing with
the most important people in the nation!Copy !req
8. Enough already!Copy !req
9. You already shot down my idea to
entertain them in a kimono and hakama!Copy !req
10. Do you think entertaining royalty in clothes
they've never heard of before is a good idea?Copy !req
11. Look, I'm willing to stay in this
outfit until Princess Iris arrives.Copy !req
12. Which is why I expect you to dress properly!Copy !req
13. Stuff it! I don't wanna hear anything
from you but "Very good, Master!"Copy !req
14. V-Very good, Master...Copy !req
15. I am a lowly sow.Copy !req
16. I didn't say all that.Copy !req
17. It's much more relaxing to wear
clothes that you're used to.Copy !req
18. I only said you could because
you were begging and crying.Copy !req
19. You do realize I'm a noble, right?
I couldn't go out like that...Copy !req
20. I saw you grinning when you
thought no one was looking.Copy !req
21. Did not!Copy !req
22. Come along now, you two.Copy !req
23. Relax! Just gotta wrap up this deal
before the princess comes by.Copy !req
24. They just came in!Copy !req
25. The products that Kazuma-san designed!Copy !req
26. The ones that wouldn't have been
completed without my assistance!Copy !req
27. Sure, sure...Copy !req
28. Even though it's a convenient
tool from my home.Copy !req
29. That really is convenient!Copy !req
30. It's bound to sell, Kazuma-san!Copy !req
31. I'm particularly proud of the one
modeled after the Destroyer!Copy !req
32. There'll be no need for
flint and strikers anymore.Copy !req
33. I need one, too.Copy !req
34. You're welcome to one!Copy !req
35. Me, too! I'd like one, as well!Copy !req
36. What is everyone getting so excited
over? They're just lighters.Copy !req
37. Guess I'll take one—Copy !req
38. What the heck? Let me pick one, too.Copy !req
39. Nah, you gotta pay.Copy !req
40. Why, exactly?Copy !req
41. Why do they get one and I don't?Copy !req
42. Because you didn't do a damn thing!Copy !req
43. Megumin helped me build them!Copy !req
44. Darkness hooked me up
with a major wholesaler!Copy !req
45. All you did was nap all day at the mansion!Copy !req
46. If you want a share, go outside and
drum up some business or something!Copy !req
47. You're such a good-for-nothing, Kazuma!Copy !req
48. And here I was keeping quiet about the wayCopy !req
49. you've been sniffing our unwashed laundry!Copy !req
50. You ingrate!Copy !req
51. Whoa! Let's not say anything
we can't take back!Copy !req
52. Don't look at me like that!Copy !req
53. For my next trick, I will take this
run-of-the-mill handkerchief...Copy !req
54. and from nowhere, produce doves!Copy !req
55. What is she even doing?
Did she forget why she's out there?Copy !req
56. More! Do more tricks, please!Copy !req
57. Come on! Do something even wilder!Copy !req
58. No donations, please.Copy !req
59. I'm not an entertainer,
so I don't need them.Copy !req
60. Don't say that! Please, let us
reward your amazing performance!Copy !req
61. Woman!Copy !req
62. It's bad enough you sprayed holy water on
the street and my business's doorknob,Copy !req
63. but now you're resorting to direct
obstruction of business?Copy !req
64. Could you mind your own
business, freaky mask?Copy !req
65. This is a public street!
It belongs to everybody,Copy !req
66. so what's the problem with
me putting on a show?Copy !req
67. Cease your prattling!Copy !req
68. This is a crucial day for this business,
with the launch of a new product!Copy !req
69. This industrial sabotage ends now!Copy !req
70. Everyone!Copy !req
71. Our store has received a
wonderful new item today.Copy !req
72. I'd love to demonstrate it for you all!Copy !req
73. I've never seen Wiz act like
a business owner before!Copy !req
74. Let me go, Darkness!
The show must go on!Copy !req
75. Thank you so much! Thank you so much!Copy !req
76. What is it? What is it?Copy !req
77. Two lighters and a Vanir mask, then?
Coming right up!Copy !req
78. What does it do? It's amazing!Copy !req
79. You have my renewed thanks,Copy !req
80. boy who is anxious at the
lack of new developmentsCopy !req
81. after a promising encounter with
his friend while on vacation!Copy !req
82. Sh-Shut up, man! I-I-I'm not anxious!Copy !req
83. And quit looking at me, Megumin!Copy !req
84. I-I wasn't! Please get a grip!Copy !req
85. You can't let a demon's comments
make you lose your composure!Copy !req
86. Well, more importantly...Copy !req
87. At this rate, it should
be only a matter of timeCopy !req
88. before your cut of 300 million eris is ready.Copy !req
89. In exchange for your patience,
I'd like to give you this.Copy !req
90. What is it?Copy !req
91. Wow! This is so cool! And rad!Copy !req
92. One of my mass-produced Vanir Masks.Copy !req
93. It's the coolest! And raddest!
Cool! Rad! Cool and rad!Copy !req
94. Put it on during a moonlit night to improve
your magic power, blood circulation,Copy !req
95. and complexion via mysterious
demonic energies!Copy !req
96. It'll keep you at the top of your game!Copy !req
97. Not only that, but you've
got a rare black redeco,Copy !req
98. with which you'll be the envy of all children!Copy !req
99. Something unheard of began on that day:
business was booming at Wiz's store.Copy !req
100. This trick was... I was saving it
for the very end! It's my big finish!Copy !req
101. Enough! Settle down, Aqua!Copy !req
102. And then, at last...Copy !req
103. All right, ladies, you know what to do.Copy !req
104. Of course! I'll make this a success
with my best party tricks,Copy !req
105. so that Darkness can be proud of us!Copy !req
106. And I will make an awe-inspiring
entrance to surprise the princess!Copy !req
107. Kazuma, do you know anywhere I can buy
fireworks and a source of explosive smoke?Copy !req
108. I can actually loan you some
really good smoke bombs!Copy !req
109. Is... this gonna work out?Copy !req
110. Really? Thank you so much!Copy !req
111. Everyone...Copy !req
112. It is my pleasure,Copy !req
113. as Lalatina Dustiness-Ford,
to serve as your hostess for today.Copy !req
114. Hey, this is kinda baggy.Copy !req
115. Don't you have anything slimmer?Copy !req
116. W-Well, what can I say?Copy !req
117. A Crusader needs to have muscles...Copy !req
118. Megumin, what's wrong?Copy !req
119. Seems like it...Copy !req
120. falls right off.Copy !req
121. Can I get a smaller one?Copy !req
122. That... might be possible, it's just...Copy !req
123. That was a dress from when I was a child—Copy !req
124. Ow, ow, ow! Please don't pull my braids!Copy !req
125. Megumin, what are those?Copy !req
126. They look like smoke bombs and explosive
potions for chasing off monsters!Copy !req
127. I'm confiscating those right now!Copy !req
128. Hey, check it out!Copy !req
129. What do you think?Copy !req
130. D-Don't stare, please.Copy !req
131. Okay, seriously. Don't do anything rude.Copy !req
132. An out-of-place comment
could cost you your head.Copy !req
133. What's wrong, Kazuma?Copy !req
134. I should let you guys know...Copy !req
135. If they want to keep me around,
I'm gonna need to move.Copy !req
136. You'll need to prepare yourselves
for that eventuality.Copy !req
137. Just how far along has the fantasy
progressed inside your brain?Copy !req
138. Listen well. I'll entertain Princess IrisCopy !req
139. while the rest of you enjoy
the meal and nod along.Copy !req
140. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
141. I apologize for the wait, Princess Iris.Copy !req
142. These are my friends and
adventuring companions,Copy !req
143. Satou Kazuma and his party.Copy !req
144. Well, I'll be damned...Copy !req
145. For once, something in this
world isn't a disappointment.Copy !req
146. This is the first princess of the kingdom,
Iris Stylish-Sword Belzerg.Copy !req
147. Please introduce yourselves
politely, everyone.Copy !req
148. I am an arch priest named Aqua.Copy !req
149. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.Copy !req
150. And now, a party trick to
commemorate our meeting...Copy !req
151. P-Pardon me! I need to discuss
something with my friend!Copy !req
152. Hey, let go! I was gonna do my best trick!Copy !req
153. We finally meet, Princess!Copy !req
154. I am called Megumin—Copy !req
155. Hey! Let go!Copy !req
156. You said you'd do it properly! You said!Copy !req
157. I have to say...Copy !req
158. That really is one cute princess!Copy !req
159. Maybe she's bashful?Copy !req
160. You there. That is no way for one as
low-born as yourself to look at royalty.Copy !req
161. Lower your head, and do
not make eye contact.Copy !req
162. Offer your introduction and
tales of adventures quickly...Copy !req
163. is what the princess demands.Copy !req
164. I see.Copy !req
165. New princess, please!Copy !req
166. Princess Iris, I'm afraid my friends
are too nervous to behave properly!Copy !req
167. One moment please!Copy !req
168. How completely cretinous can you be?Copy !req
169. What is wrong with you? I thought
we had an understanding!Copy !req
170. I'm the one who's disappointed here!Copy !req
171. I thought I was gonna meet a
proper princess! What the hell?Copy !req
172. I was expecting something more like,Copy !req
173. "I've always adored tales
of the outside world."Copy !req
174. "Oh, brave adventurer, regale me with
tales of your exploits!" Or something!Copy !req
175. This is her idea of a dinner party?
Does she think I'm stupid?Copy !req
176. All done!Copy !req
177. I'd like to offer you this,
to commemorate our meeting.Copy !req
178. I'm proud to say I even
captured your unruly bedhair!Copy !req
179. Princess Iris! Let me throw these
insolent fools out for you!Copy !req
180. Hey!Copy !req
181. I'm sorry...Copy !req
182. To produce such a fine sand
portrait in so short a time...Copy !req
183. "Between that and seeing the
taciturn and composed LalatinaCopy !req
184. in such a state of frenzy,
I will allow this," she says.Copy !req
185. Now, let's begin dinner.Copy !req
186. You are the one the Hero of the
Cursed Sword, Mitsurugi, spoke of?Copy !req
187. The princess asks that you
tell her about yourself.Copy !req
188. I'm curious myself, considering you
were able to best Sir Mitsurugi.Copy !req
189. Very well.Copy !req
190. It was then that I used my
wits to prepare a trap.Copy !req
191. Acting as the bait myself...Copy !req
192. In order to create a weakness in Sylvia!Copy !req
193. "I've never heard tales of one
who fights the way you do."Copy !req
194. "Previously, it has been stories ofCopy !req
195. unbeatable champions who slew
monsters with superior strength,"Copy !req
196. she says.Copy !req
197. Well, good Princess...Copy !req
198. I would say the difference is that
I am always striving to be greaterCopy !req
199. by taking on foes who are
more powerful than I am.Copy !req
200. What's this wannabe shut-in talking about?Copy !req
201. "That's remarkable.Copy !req
202. What kind of work did you do before
becoming an adventurer?" She says.Copy !req
203. I'm curious, too. By all means, tell us.Copy !req
204. Before coming to this land,
I defended my family's home.Copy !req
205. I honed myself day after day,
looking to protect my home from all threats,Copy !req
206. despite the lack of understanding
or approval it would earn me.Copy !req
207. It was a sorrowful line of work.Copy !req
208. Something like a castle guard?Copy !req
209. It seems you've worked anonymously
to secure your homeland, as well.Copy !req
210. There were even demands that I enter a
contract for three months, bare minimum...Copy !req
211. I saw my fair share of trouble, let's say.Copy !req
212. A contract?Copy !req
213. You fought off demonic
propositions by yourself?Copy !req
214. But you were unemplo—Copy !req
215. I'm not lying, am I?Copy !req
216. To defeat Sir Mitsurugi...Copy !req
217. Would it be acceptable if I examined
your adventurer card, Kazuma?Copy !req
218. I can't let them see that hodge-podge
adventurer card of mine!Copy !req
219. The second they ask, "Where did you
learn a Lich skill?" I'll be cooked!Copy !req
220. Adventurers are reluctant to expose
their secrets, you understand...Copy !req
221. More importantly, Aqua, isn't now the
perfect time for your special trick?Copy !req
222. Nah, that sand portrait turned out
pretty good. I think I'm done.Copy !req
223. Can I get some more of this bubbly, though?Copy !req
224. Bring it on!Copy !req
225. Your secrets will be safe with me.Copy !req
226. Or is there some reason you
would rather not share?Copy !req
227. Yeah, there sure is!Copy !req
228. My friend is of the weakest class.Copy !req
229. I'm sure he's embarrassed
to have that exposed.Copy !req
230. Y-Yeah, that covers it.Copy !req
231. Between that and what you said before...Copy !req
232. Did you truly defeat Sir Mitsurugi?Copy !req
233. I... I can't exactly admit
that I ambushed himCopy !req
234. and then stole his cursed sword with Steal!Copy !req
235. W-Well...Copy !req
236. "It is impossible to believe that
someone from the weakest classCopy !req
237. could defeat Sir Mitsurugi, a sword master.Copy !req
238. Are you lying to me?Copy !req
239. Especially considering how
handsome he is," she says.Copy !req
240. I feel the same way. He is quite handsome.Copy !req
241. All right, you two! Even I
can't take this level of—Copy !req
242. You presume too much in the
presence of royalty, cur!Copy !req
243. If you don't want to be yelled at,
then maybe don't be so insulting?Copy !req
244. I beg your pardon. He is not acquainted
with the concept of manners.Copy !req
245. I hope you are willing to
overlook this on my behalf.Copy !req
246. At the request of the Dustiness family,Copy !req
247. who has contributed so much to this
land, I will ignore this insult.Copy !req
248. However, my mood has been soured.Copy !req
249. You will be rewarded for sharing
the tales of your adventures.Copy !req
250. Let the lying man of the weakest
class take that and begone.Copy !req
251. Well, that's pretty harsh.Copy !req
252. But Darkness saved the day there.Copy !req
253. Let's get the hell out of here.Copy !req
254. Stop that, Megumin! What are you...Copy !req
255. D-Don't!Copy !req
256. Hey!Copy !req
257. This is bad! Megumin feels bad on my behalf!Copy !req
258. She's not gonna just let all that slide!Copy !req
259. Or not?Copy !req
260. I was worried you were
about to go berserk...Copy !req
261. I wouldn't tolerate that kind
of talk if I was here alone,Copy !req
262. but if I raised a fuss, it would
cause trouble for you, Darkness.Copy !req
263. Princess Iris. I ask that you recant
your claim that he is a liar.Copy !req
264. My friend may exaggerate,
and often, but he does not lie.Copy !req
265. Plus, despite being in the weakest class,Copy !req
266. I can think of no one else I would
rather have at my side during trouble.Copy !req
267. Please, Princess Iris.Copy !req
268. Could you take back your insult,
and offer him an apology?Copy !req
269. Lady Dustiness!Copy !req
270. I'm not apologizing!Copy !req
271. If he's not lying, then have him explain
how he defeated Sir Mitsurugi!Copy !req
272. If he can't do that, then that proves
he's a weakling who's nothing but talk—Copy !req
273. What are you doing, Lady Dustiness?Copy !req
274. No!Copy !req
275. Princess Iris.Copy !req
276. Forgive me.Copy !req
277. But that is no way to treat someone who
has fought so hard and achieved so much.Copy !req
278. He has no obligation to explain his defeat
of the wielder of the cursed sword, either.Copy !req
279. Even if he was unable to, that would
not be grounds to dishonor him so.Copy !req
280. All right, fine, then!Copy !req
281. After my friends stick their
necks out for me like that,Copy !req
282. I can't just keep my mouth shut, can I?Copy !req
283. It's not that impressive, but I'll show
you exactly how I beat Mitsurugi.Copy !req
284. It's all right! Claire, I don't care anymore!Copy !req
285. What's with the change of attitude?
Is she actually a sweetheart?Copy !req
286. If you don't mind, Kazuma,
then I'll leave it at that.Copy !req
287. I'm sure you can handle yourself.Copy !req
288. Damn right.Copy !req
289. Think about the people I've taken on!Copy !req
290. Cursed sword Heroes, Devil King generals,
even big-shot bounty hunters!Copy !req
291. That's the kind of stuff I've dealt with.Copy !req
292. First, I'm gonna get rid of
that nasty-looking sword!Copy !req
293. See how you like this!Copy !req
294. Steal!Copy !req
295. Okay, now I just need to...Copy !req
296. Sorry. You can have this back.Copy !req
297. What in the world is wrong with you?Copy !req
298. Sorry!Copy !req
299. Can't you do anything right?Copy !req
300. I'm sorry!Copy !req
301. Um... I apologize.Copy !req
302. It's of no concern.Copy !req
303. I'm already healed. Better to treat
it as water under the bridge.Copy !req
304. Still...Copy !req
305. To heal that wound with
no trace left behind...Copy !req
306. To say nothing of your
resilience, Lady Dustiness.Copy !req
307. And your comrade is one of
the famous Crimson Demons.Copy !req
308. It's clear to see how you were able
to defeat the Devil King's generals.Copy !req
309. Although, as far as Kazuma's concerned...Copy !req
310. Why am I the only one still
getting sketchy looks?Copy !req
311. I believe you would be better
off saying that yourself.Copy !req
312. Don't worry.Copy !req
313. I think Kazuma is the kind of person to go
easy on someone like you, Princess Iris.Copy !req
314. Wow, I get the feeling
I've been insulted again.Copy !req
315. I'm sorry I called you a liar.Copy !req
316. I'd...Copy !req
317. I'd like you to tell me more
about your adventures again.Copy !req
318. Gladly!Copy !req
319. We'll be returning to the castle now.Copy !req
320. I hope we can speak again when
I visit the capital, Princess Iris.Copy !req
321. Goodbye.Copy !req
322. See you around someday, Princess.Copy !req
323. Teleport!Copy !req
324. What are you talking about?Copy !req
325. P-Princess Iris?Copy !req
326. Uh... what is this?Copy !req
327. You said you'd tell me more
about your adventures!Copy !req
328. That's the monarchy for you.Copy !req
329. They just do whatever the hell they want!Copy !req
330. It's been a while, Devil King.Copy !req
331. This is Hans, the Deadly Poison Slime.Copy !req
332. I've been selling slime detergent
by the River Styx lately...Copy !req