1. This is a wedding between nobles...Copy !req
2. You'll be executed!Copy !req
3. Of all the foolish...
How could you be so stupid?Copy !req
4. I don't wanna be called stupid
by the biggest dumb-ass around!Copy !req
5. Where do you get off shouldering my debt?Copy !req
6. You wanna be my wife or something?Copy !req
7. I already told you, if you like me,
just admit it already!Copy !req
8. I never once said that!Copy !req
9. You... total imbecile!Copy !req
10. Episode 11: God's Blessings for These Unchanging Days!Copy !req
11. You peasant...Copy !req
12. Do you realize that Lalatina
owes me a sum of two billion?Copy !req
13. If you want her, then that's
how much you'll need to pay.Copy !req
14. As if that's even possible!Copy !req
15. You said it, so now you can't unsay it!Copy !req
16. What are you on about?Copy !req
17. Here's the two billion Darkness
borrowed from you...Copy !req
18. And now she's coming with me!Copy !req
19. Th-That's two billion?Copy !req
20. M-My money!Copy !req
21. Hey! That all belongs to me!Copy !req
22. Stop that! All of you!Copy !req
23. It's mine, damn you!Copy !req
24. What is this? Where did all
that money come from?Copy !req
25. I sold out.Copy !req
26. Every single idea I had,
and the associated rights.Copy !req
27. Add to that every bit of
money we've earned questing,Copy !req
28. and it came out to exactly two billion eris.Copy !req
29. That's...Copy !req
30. How could you? You're so...Copy !req
31. You don't get to say no anymore, got it?Copy !req
32. And you can be damn sure I'm gonna
get my money's worth out of you!Copy !req
33. You'll be earning back every last coin with
your body, so you'd better brace yourself!Copy !req
34. You understand me, you degenerate Crusader?Copy !req
35. If you do, then sound off!Copy !req
36. Y-Yesh!Copy !req
37. I think I may have landed a
critical hit against her masochism.Copy !req
38. She has the worst timing with this stuff...Copy !req
39. Get your hands off my money!Copy !req
40. I didn't expect you to demand
that I pay with my body...Copy !req
41. And now a bridal carry?Copy !req
42. Whoa, watch it with the drool!Copy !req
43. That's Kazuma the dirtbag for you.Copy !req
44. Dirtbag?Copy !req
45. All he did was return the money that
was used to pay off his own debt,Copy !req
46. yet somehow he frames it like
he's bought Darkness...Copy !req
47. I meant that she'd earn it
back as an adventurer!Copy !req
48. K-Kazuma-san?Copy !req
49. Could you please run with your own legs now?Copy !req
50. All that muscle is pretty heavy, damn it!Copy !req
51. Don't call me heavy!Copy !req
52. I officially don't care anymore!Copy !req
53. Lapdogs of the lord! Step aside!Copy !req
54. And if you refuse...Copy !req
55. You're dead meat!Copy !req
56. Whoa! What are you gonna
accomplish by rushing them?Copy !req
57. Aqua! I need buffs! Support magic, please!Copy !req
58. I've got you covered!Copy !req
59. Could I interest you in some
versatile entertainment?Copy !req
60. Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
61. You men!Copy !req
62. Never mind her, get over here!
Help me gather my money!Copy !req
63. Yes, sir!Copy !req
64. Nice.Copy !req
65. Lord Aldarp!Copy !req
66. What are you people doing?Copy !req
67. Go and catch Lalatina, right now!Copy !req
68. All right! We're almost clear!Copy !req
69. Me... no let escape.Copy !req
70. He's huge!Copy !req
71. Hey! We're looking kinda trapped here!Copy !req
72. What now? What do we do now?Copy !req
73. Light of Saber!Copy !req
74. Megumin, I did it! I actually did it!Copy !req
75. I-I'm even willing to break the law,
if my best friend asks!Copy !req
76. Yes, you are.Copy !req
77. As expected of my best friend.Copy !req
78. The wicked wizard has arrived.Copy !req
79. And as my instinct bids me...Copy !req
80. I've come to kidnap the bride!Copy !req
81. She's ready to set off Explosion
magic in the middle of town!Copy !req
82. It's the crazy one!Copy !req
83. That light... Is it her Explosion magic?Copy !req
84. Huh? Hey, Megumin, I think Kazuma already...Copy !req
85. This is obviously a bluff!Copy !req
86. She knows what'll happen
if she uses that here!Copy !req
87. Restrain them all at once!Copy !req
88. Really? You think I would flinch?Copy !req
89. That I would flinch at the thought
of using Explosion magic?Copy !req
90. Very well. Very well, then!Copy !req
91. Consider that challenge accepted!Copy !req
92. Don't do it!Copy !req
93. We're staying back! Just don't do it!Copy !req
94. Lord Aldarp! Stop provoking her, please!Copy !req
95. Just had to steal the spotlight, didn't you?Copy !req
96. I didn't expect you to get here first.Copy !req
97. Megumin... And even Yunyun...Copy !req
98. When we get home... I'll have to thank you.Copy !req
99. Well... we're friends, aren't we?Copy !req
100. I-I couldn't lose such a talented
Crusader without a fight.Copy !req
101. All of you there! In the peanut gallery!Copy !req
102. I'm talking about those of you
who are obviously adventurers!Copy !req
103. I need you to collect my bride!Copy !req
104. I'll reward you! How much do you want?Copy !req
105. Are you listening to me?Copy !req
106. You won't have to live
hand-to-mouth anymore!Copy !req
107. Hey! Let's play soccer!Copy !req
108. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
109. Hey! Pass it here! Get that ball moving!Copy !req
110. Going right for the corner, huh?Copy !req
111. Over here! Come on!Copy !req
112. They're all here to help get you out of this.Copy !req
113. Maybe it's time for you to flex your brain
muscles and think about what you did.Copy !req
114. What a nice story...Copy !req
115. Lord Aldarp!Copy !req
116. You're finally here!Copy !req
117. Aw, crap! We gotta go—Copy !req
118. Ka... Kazuma!Copy !req
119. I... can't hold on much longer!Copy !req
120. Can I shoot this thing off now?Copy !req
121. Can I please let it go?Copy !req
122. Y-You can't! Not here!Copy !req
123. Well, I can't hold it!Copy !req
124. Yes, you can! I know you have it in you!Copy !req
125. Just... hang in there!
Don't tense up too much!Copy !req
126. Whatever you do, do not give up!Copy !req
127. I can't!Copy !req
128. Don't!Copy !req
129. Everyone, get away from me!Copy !req
130. Run for it!Copy !req
131. Explosion!Copy !req
132. Now's... our... chance...Copy !req
133. Wow. Hiding behind the
person you came to save...Copy !req
134. Yeah. It's awful.Copy !req
135. K-Kazuma-san, that's terrible!Copy !req
136. I'm Kazuma...Copy !req
137. They're getting away!Copy !req
138. She can't use Explosion magic again!Copy !req
139. Restrain them!Copy !req
140. Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san!Copy !req
141. Aqua?Copy !req
142. The pain!Copy !req
143. Augh! He knocked me right over!Copy !req
144. The bone... My bone!Copy !req
145. Dust! You gotta save me!Copy !req
146. Whoa! Keith!Copy !req
147. Oh, damn...Copy !req
148. His arm... This is a comminuted fracture.Copy !req
149. We're not humoring this farce!Copy !req
150. Hey! Let go!Copy !req
151. How can you do that if it's broken, anyway?Copy !req
152. Whoa, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
153. You think you can put my pal in a wheelchair
without so much as an apology?Copy !req
154. Must think you're hot stuff, huh?Copy !req
155. I thought it was a broken arm!
Where did a wheelchair enter the equation?Copy !req
156. I've had about enough of—Copy !req
157. Ow! This bastard's getting violent!Copy !req
158. Hey! The authorities are running amok!Copy !req
159. They can't screw with adventurers!Copy !req
160. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
161. After what a noble put me
through the other day...Copy !req
162. I've got plenty of frustration
to take out on you clowns!Copy !req
163. I guess I owe them another round of drinks.Copy !req
164. My bride!Copy !req
165. Don't go! Don't go, Lalatina!Copy !req
166. It's you...Copy !req
167. I'm coming in.Copy !req
168. You look lovely...Copy !req
169. And so much like your mother.Copy !req
170. I'm so sorry. This wedding was my idea...Copy !req
171. And now it's fallen apart in
the worst way imaginable.Copy !req
172. Has it, now?Copy !req
173. Kazuma...Copy !req
174. I think I'm going to get some fresh air.Copy !req
175. Thank you so much, lad. I'm grateful.Copy !req
176. All I did was repay your
daughter what I owed her.Copy !req
177. Kazuma, I'd like you to take my daughter.Copy !req
178. Please.Copy !req
179. No thanks. I don't see why
I should be penalized.Copy !req
180. Y-You are unbelievable! How could you?Copy !req
181. This guy's one of the kingdom's pillars.
He can see right through me.Copy !req
182. I understand. I'll take good care of her.Copy !req
183. Lalatina, do you enjoy your life now?Copy !req
184. I do.Copy !req
185. Enough that I'm willing to cast everything
else aside for the sake my friends.Copy !req
186. I see...Copy !req
187. I love you, Father.Copy !req
188. Thank you so much for raising me.Copy !req
189. When you feel better... maybe we
can talk until I fall asleep...Copy !req
190. About Mother, like we used to...Copy !req
191. It feels like you're a child again.Copy !req
192. Please... stay with me for a moment.Copy !req
193. Father!Copy !req
194. He doesn't have long left...Copy !req
195. Sacred Break Spell!Copy !req
196. Father?Copy !req
197. He was cursed!Copy !req
198. Mister, you had one nasty curse on you!Copy !req
199. And I used my power to clean it up real nice!Copy !req
200. Everything should be okay now!Copy !req
201. Isn't this great, Darkness?Copy !req
202. Now you can tell her about her
mom all she wants, Mister!Copy !req
203. What a nice story.Copy !req
204. You worthless waste of a demon!Copy !req
205. Is that all you're capable of "adjusting"?Copy !req
206. The curse on Sir Dustiness
seems to have been broken...Copy !req
207. It's broken?Copy !req
208. That's bad! At this rate...Copy !req
209. Maxwell! You need to warp this
story to suit my needs again!Copy !req
210. I can't, Aldarp.Copy !req
211. You can't? You lowlife infernal...Copy !req
212. I used this Divine Treasure to summon
you, or have you forgotten?Copy !req
213. Do it! You don't get to refuse!Copy !req
214. But I can't. The powerful light that
broke the curse is interfering...Copy !req
215. So it can't be done.Copy !req
216. You useless wretch!Copy !req
217. Enough of this! Enough of you!Copy !req
218. This is your final order!
Bring Lalatina to me right now!Copy !req
219. Once you do, I'll pay your price!Copy !req
220. Payment?Copy !req
221. Yes! Now bring Lalatina to...Copy !req
222. Your Lordship?Copy !req
223. I've come to apologize
for what happened today.Copy !req
224. W-Well done, Maxwell!
You've earned your payment!Copy !req
225. And you're released from our contract!Copy !req
226. Oh, Lalatina! Lalatina!Copy !req
227. The contract...Copy !req
228. Your Lordship. Please, I ask for my
friend's safety in exchange for—Copy !req
229. You belong to me.Copy !req
230. You are mine now!Copy !req
231. Did you think it was Lalatina?Copy !req
232. Too bad! It was none other than I!Copy !req
233. Oh, now that is a massive
swell of negative emotion!Copy !req
234. How very, very flavorful.Copy !req
235. This feeling of dread...
You're just like Max!Copy !req
236. Have we met before?Copy !req
237. I've made this introduction
thousands of times before,Copy !req
238. but once again: it's a pleasure to meet you,Copy !req
239. Maxwell, the warper of truth.Copy !req
240. I am Vanir, the all-seeing demon.Copy !req
241. Vanir?Copy !req
242. Vanir! I don't know what it is,
but that sounds so familiar...Copy !req
243. It's time you return home to Hell,
Maxwell the Adjuster.Copy !req
244. But he's my servant!Copy !req
245. A servant?Copy !req
246. You would call one of my peers,
a fellow duke of Hell, Maxwell...Copy !req
247. your servant?Copy !req
248. A... duke?Copy !req
249. You were simply lucky.Copy !req
250. Had you summoned any other demon,
you would've been torn limb from limb.Copy !req
251. Vanir! Vanir!Copy !req
252. But you rose to your station
in life thanks to him.Copy !req
253. You should be grateful.Copy !req
254. And you will, as promised, pay the price.Copy !req
255. The contract is also over.Copy !req
256. You see, the real issue was
your contract with Maxwell.Copy !req
257. I must say, you've forced me to
play a rather roundabout hand.Copy !req
258. Wait...Copy !req
259. It's exactly as you're imagining!Copy !req
260. I used the truth behind the debt
as pretense to inform the boyCopy !req
261. about you and your scheming!Copy !req
262. Oh, very good! Your dark
emotions are magnificent!Copy !req
263. So incredibly, sublimely flavorful!Copy !req
264. What—What are you yapping about?Copy !req
265. Now, then, I believe we're done here.Copy !req
266. I will return my comrade to Hell,Copy !req
267. and then return to work
diligently under the auspicesCopy !req
268. of that dimwitted lady entrepreneur.Copy !req
269. Vanir, Vanir! I need to take my payment
from Aldarp before I go home...Copy !req
270. Fine, fine, I'll pay your price, so get out of my—Copy !req
271. Ow! It hurts!Copy !req
272. Adarp... Aldarp!Copy !req
273. Your screams are so good, Aldarp!Copy !req
274. The price asked of you is the negative
emotions that suit Maxwell's tastes.Copy !req
275. And I seriously doubt your remaining lifespan
will be enough to help you survive that.Copy !req
276. In that case—Copy !req
277. You'd have someone else from your
family pay instead, perhaps?Copy !req
278. Unfortunately, the responsibility of
payment falls on the contractor alone.Copy !req
279. And as robust a feast as this will be,
despair has never quite suited my palette.Copy !req
280. But it's a flavor that
Maxwell is quite fond of...Copy !req
281. The lord's gone missing?Copy !req
282. His long list of wrongdoings
has suddenly come to light.Copy !req
283. He was apparently the one who sent
the body-swapping Divine TreasureCopy !req
284. to Princess Iris, as well.Copy !req
285. The rumors say he ran because he could
no longer keep the truth covered up.Copy !req
286. For real?Copy !req
287. There's no need to leave town anymore.Copy !req
288. See? It turned out fine.Copy !req
289. Good grief...Copy !req
290. I'm exhausted from spending
all night packing.Copy !req
291. I suggest sleeping until evening
and then dinner at the guild.Copy !req
292. What's up?Copy !req
293. Darkness?Copy !req
294. Oh, Megumin, you didn't see it happen!Copy !req
295. Kazuma actually bought Darkness!Copy !req
296. She's probably too scared to come inside.Copy !req
297. Whoa! Phrasing!Copy !req
298. It's not that, Megumin!Copy !req
299. I mean, technically it's true,
but not the intent!Copy !req
300. I am so sorry for how selfish I've been.Copy !req
301. It was genuinely foolish.Copy !req
302. I don't mind!Copy !req
303. Kazuma may have ended up footing quite
a bill, but all's well that ends well!Copy !req
304. Yeah, she's right!Copy !req
305. Plus, we managed to catch the curse
that was making your father sick!Copy !req
306. The money will probably be recovered
from the seized assets of the lord.Copy !req
307. But...Copy !req
308. The intellectual rights
that you sold, Kazuma...Copy !req
309. You won't be able to get those back.Copy !req
310. Is that the issue?Copy !req
311. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
312. I've learned some cooking skills.
Maybe I'll open up a cart and...Copy !req
313. Wait. Did you say I'm getting my money back?Copy !req
314. Yeah. The two billion you paid out,Copy !req
315. in addition to compensation for damages.Copy !req
316. Two freaking billion?Copy !req
317. Y'know, Kazuma-san, I always thought
there was something special about you!Copy !req
318. Yeah! You've got that certain je ne sais quoi!Copy !req
319. So, I was hoping to get
Emperor Zel a fancy creche...Copy !req
320. I know what you mean!Copy !req
321. He is quite something, all right!Copy !req
322. By the way, I was hoping to get a new robe...Copy !req
323. You dirty pair of gold diggers!Copy !req
324. Y'know what? I'm gonna stay
at an inn for about a week!Copy !req
325. What now? We already said it was fine.Copy !req
326. It's just... About the letter I wrote...Copy !req
327. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
328. She thinks of it as having left the party.Copy !req
329. Come on, is that all—Copy !req
330. Don't be silly!Copy !req
331. As our Crusader, you're a
vital part of this lineup!Copy !req
332. We're not letting you go!Copy !req
333. She's right! What're you even talking
about after all this time?Copy !req
334. Are you stupid or something?Copy !req
335. Where else could you
possibly belong, Darkness?Copy !req
336. Come on, I was gonna say all that!Copy !req
337. W-Well...Copy !req
338. I am... a Crusader whose only
worth is in her durability,Copy !req
339. and can't connect with a
sword to save her life.Copy !req
340. But... if you're willing...Copy !req
341. would you please... let me join you again?Copy !req
342. Of course we will.Copy !req
343. Welcome home.Copy !req
344. I'm home!Copy !req
345. This started with living with a princess,Copy !req
346. then turned into an existential crisis
for the party... It's been a busy stretch,Copy !req
347. but before I knew it,
every day was fun again.Copy !req
348. I've got good friends.
And some good acquaintances, too.Copy !req
349. I'm gonna live in this town, and when
I get the craving for excitement,Copy !req
350. I'll set out for an adventure with this party.Copy !req
351. Here in this wonderful world!Copy !req
352. You almost what?Copy !req
353. Seriously, Kazuma,
are you stupid or something?Copy !req
354. I thought the idea was
to bring Darkness home!Copy !req
355. I-I mean, he may have been in my bed,
but he only touched my stomach...Copy !req
356. In bed?Copy !req
357. Hang on! I mean, that's accurate!
It's accurate, but...Copy !req
358. Darkness was the one who put my hand there!Copy !req
359. She what?Copy !req
360. I-It's not like that! I just thought,
if I was going to marry the lord anyway...Copy !req
361. She admitted it!Copy !req
362. Darkness just admitted that
she made the first move!Copy !req
363. I'm gonna give you two some space,Copy !req
364. maybe take Emperor Zel's egg
out for some sunbathing.Copy !req
365. I had no idea you were so wanton, Darkness!Copy !req
366. I feel ridiculous for worrying now!Copy !req
367. Just... Just wait a second!Copy !req
368. Hey, Kazuma! Help me explain this!Copy !req
369. If I have to...Copy !req
370. Say, Aqua. How does marriage
work in this country, anyway?Copy !req
371. Where'd that come from?Copy !req
372. Well, first you have to turn a notice of
marriage in on the morning of the ceremony.Copy !req
373. And then the ceremony is
in the afternoon, so...Copy !req
374. What brought this on?Copy !req
375. I-It's not that uncommon these days...Copy !req
376. She's a noble lady who's
a perverted masochist.Copy !req
377. And a virgin who's a got an ex-husband.Copy !req
378. If he ran off in the night, then...Copy !req
379. I think that means you'd be
considered abandoned, Darkness.Copy !req
380. Hey, who cares what some paperwork says?Copy !req
381. Divorcedness.Copy !req
382. Don't call me Divorcedness!Copy !req