1. It's Lord Aldarp's wedding!
What an occasion!Copy !req
2. Old Aldarp must be in some kind of hurry,Copy !req
3. because he's put everything else on hold
and announced the date of the wedding.Copy !req
4. This is no time to be pouting, Kazuma!Copy !req
5. Look, I told you, it was her decision.Copy !req
6. And I'm not doing anything until
she comes crying for my help.Copy !req
7. I refuse to accept that!Copy !req
8. If you're going to just await the day without
doing anything, I'll take action myself!Copy !req
9. Look, nothing too violent, all right?Copy !req
10. And gimme that back.
I've been working on it all day.Copy !req
11. What is it?Copy !req
12. You pop the little bubbles.Copy !req
13. They're fun to pop,
and it helps you calm down.Copy !req
14. And that's all?Copy !req
15. That's all.Copy !req
16. Uh...Copy !req
17. Episode 10: Blessings for This Selfish Bride!Copy !req
18. I've come today to make a
request of you, Master Satou.Copy !req
19. Has Darkness finally
admitted she needs help?Copy !req
20. What?Copy !req
21. "This warning is for the Dustiness family.Copy !req
22. A confidential source has indicated
that one of the Devil King's generalsCopy !req
23. will be executing a terrorist attack
on Axel's chapel of the Eris Sect.Copy !req
24. It has been schedule for
the day of the ceremony!Copy !req
25. If the wedding is not canceled,Copy !req
26. the chapel will be caught in
a blast of Explosion magic!Copy !req
27. I only hope that you take
this warning seriously.Copy !req
28. From a concerned wizard."Copy !req
29. I'm so sorry! I'll chew that maniac out!Copy !req
30. Megumin! We need to talk!
Get your butt out here!Copy !req
31. And so, the days passed without Darkness.Copy !req
32. I'd made up my mind about
letting it go, but the others...Copy !req
33. Now, watch as I pull a Rookie Slayer
out of this little basket!Copy !req
34. Don't pull crap like that out of there!Copy !req
35. Hey! What're you doing?Copy !req
36. Get off me! Look at all the people
who've shown up to see my tricks!Copy !req
37. That's why they called me!Copy !req
38. To do something about the huge
ruckus outside the house!Copy !req
39. Let go! They're all waiting for me!Copy !req
40. Hey, hurry up and do the trick!Copy !req
41. Yeah, on with the show!Copy !req
42. Oh, no donations, please.Copy !req
43. I'm not an entertainer,
so no donations, please.Copy !req
44. Kazuma, this is all part of my plan
to lure Darkness out of her house.Copy !req
45. What?Copy !req
46. Yeah! You know the legend about
the Ama-no-Iwato, right?Copy !req
47. Same thing!Copy !req
48. Hey, Darkness! You're listening, right?Copy !req
49. Hurry and come out!Copy !req
50. You're gonna regret not
seeing this one in person!Copy !req
51. I'm about to pull off my greatest—Copy !req
52. Hey, Kazuma, what the heck? Let me go!Copy !req
53. We're going home right now!Copy !req
54. No! I'm gonna keep doing tricks out here
every day until Darkness comes out!Copy !req
55. You hear me, Darkness? Darkness!Copy !req
56. And a few more days later...Copy !req
57. I'm finally back.Copy !req
58. It's been three days, I think?Copy !req
59. I told you they'd arrest you
for sending those threats!Copy !req
60. Just settle down, okay?Copy !req
61. So far, you and Aqua have only
been annoying the Dustinesses.Copy !req
62. Kazuma, isn't it about time you helped out?Copy !req
63. Not unless Darkness asks for help.Copy !req
64. You're awful!Copy !req
65. They may call you Kazutrash
and Crapuma in town,Copy !req
66. but I always thought, at the end of
the day, you were the kind of personCopy !req
67. who'd come through to help
your friends when they need it!Copy !req
68. The man I love, at a time like this...Copy !req
69. He might complain the entire time,
but he'd come through.Copy !req
70. That's what he's like.Copy !req
71. You think I'm just gonna roll over
if you throw that "love" in there?Copy !req
72. I'm not that easy.Copy !req
73. Knock it off!Copy !req
74. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
75. And finally, the day of
Darkness's wedding arrived...Copy !req
76. Let's go, Kazuma!
It's time to crash a wedding!Copy !req
77. Oops, a spell slipped and
the venue was destroyed!Copy !req
78. Oops, a spell slipped and blew up the
lord's estate! Happens all the time!Copy !req
79. Look, don't do it. I'm being serious here.Copy !req
80. This won't end with just debt.
You'll be an actual criminal this time.Copy !req
81. You'll regret not going!Copy !req
82. I'm not gonna do it.Copy !req
83. Kazuma, you don't care what
that lord does to Darkness?Copy !req
84. You honestly don't?Copy !req
85. Of course I care, damn it!Copy !req
86. How could I not care?Copy !req
87. You might not know about this,
but that old creep...Copy !req
88. When a woman catches his eye, he'll do just
about anything to get his hands on her.Copy !req
89. And then, when he gets bored, he gives
them a pittance and throws them out.Copy !req
90. And the worst part is,
he does this over and over,Copy !req
91. but somehow there's no
evidence to prove it.Copy !req
92. Everyone knows he's the worst!Copy !req
93. Isn't that all the more reason?Copy !req
94. Surely you can think of some
kind of underhanded solution!Copy !req
95. There's nothing I can do this time.Copy !req
96. It's a wedding between nobles,
with tight security.Copy !req
97. There are no openings for
us to make any moves.Copy !req
98. That's exactly why I've been waiting
for Darkness to call for help.Copy !req
99. Kazuma...Copy !req
100. Her old man is gravely ill.Copy !req
101. And we have no connections to
any other nobles who could help us.Copy !req
102. I'm just a poor adventuring schmuck...Copy !req
103. Chalk it up to our
different stations, I guess.Copy !req
104. If you think about it...Copy !req
105. We and Darkness come from different worlds.Copy !req
106. Just being able to go adventuring with
her for so long was basically a miracle.Copy !req
107. I understand now that you've been trying
to think of a way to stop this.Copy !req
108. And that's enough for me.Copy !req
109. I'm going to think this through
and do what I think is best.Copy !req
110. I only ask that you do the same
so that you won't have any regrets.Copy !req
111. I'll leave you to it.Copy !req
112. It is what it is...Copy !req
113. Hey, and good day to you!Copy !req
114. Your unreliable allies may have left you,
but the all-seeing demon is here to help!Copy !req
115. Vanir?Copy !req
116. You may feel it wise to dance madly
while crying tears of joy at my arrival!Copy !req
117. Now, let's take a look at the
fruits of your knowledge!Copy !req
118. You seriously think I'm in any shape
to negotiate business with you?Copy !req
119. I want to talk to the beautiful
owner, right now!Copy !req
120. As if that debt-creation engine could
negotiate her way out of a paper bag.Copy !req
121. I took my eyes off her for the
briefest moment yesterday, and...Copy !req
122. "This is going to be a hit
with adventurer couples!"Copy !req
123. And she goes and stocks this pendant.Copy !req
124. What is it?Copy !req
125. When one who wears it is fatally injured,Copy !req
126. the last embers of their
life ignite a explosion!Copy !req
127. The concept is...Copy !req
128. In your last moments, you give up your
life in order to protect your beloved!Copy !req
129. How romantic is that?Copy !req
130. You should have seen how thrilled
she was with the notion!Copy !req
131. But its potency is so volatile,Copy !req
132. it blows away not only the enemy,
but the beloved in question, as well!Copy !req
133. What better demonstration of the owner'sCopy !req
134. questionable entrepreneurial
sense could you ask for?Copy !req
135. Care to make a purchase?Copy !req
136. Nah, that's all right.Copy !req
137. Wait, did you say you were here to help?Copy !req
138. I see you've continued product
development, as I advised.Copy !req
139. Which brings me to...Copy !req
140. L-Look, these are all the
ideas I've got left!Copy !req
141. I'm not gonna let them go for
less than they're worth.Copy !req
142. You, the man who is desperate to
rush to the armored girl's rescue,Copy !req
143. but terrified of the risk of rejection!Copy !req
144. The all-seeing Vanir hereby declaresCopy !req
145. that in exchange for all the
intellectual rights to your ideas,Copy !req
146. you will accept this case of cash!Copy !req
147. Now, allow me to verify the
products and rights involved...Copy !req
148. Hey, Vanir, you know all
kinds of stuff, right?Copy !req
149. Oh, I can see just about anything.Copy !req
150. For instance, I have the answer to
the question you're about to ask.Copy !req
151. Why is the armor girl in
such debt to this lord?Copy !req
152. How is it that, despite his vulgar appetites,Copy !req
153. there is no evidence of
the lord's debauchery?Copy !req
154. Hey... You're a demon, so...Copy !req
155. "So why are you being so helpful?"Copy !req
156. "Are you plotting something?"Copy !req
157. And of course I am, given that
I am very much a demon.Copy !req
158. In this case, however, our interests are
aligned, leading to my helping hand.Copy !req
159. For instance, the various
secret ideas you haveCopy !req
160. that you're saving in
case of an emergency...Copy !req
161. I may purchase them at
a discount on this day.Copy !req
162. Man, an all-seeing demon is bad news.Copy !req
163. Anyway, if you have my answers,
could you stop holding out and tell me?Copy !req
164. Very well, then. Allow me to enlighten you!Copy !req
165. Sacred Exorcism!Copy !req
166. Whoa! You're an archdemon, right?Copy !req
167. You're not gonna get killed by
the plumbing goddess, are you?Copy !req
168. Excuse me?Copy !req
169. I leave you alone for five minutes and
you're some kind of demon worshiper?Copy !req
170. And I'm a water goddess, I'll have you know!Copy !req
171. Can you ever not butt in?Copy !req
172. Besides, you were the one who left!Copy !req
173. I was seeing to our guest!Copy !req
174. What guest?Copy !req
175. The... butler?Copy !req
176. If you're preoccupied,
I can excuse myself...Copy !req
177. Oh, no, this is just...Copy !req
178. The kind of underhanded attack I'd
expect from a thug of a goddess!Copy !req
179. Look at the crack you've
put on my amazing mask!Copy !req
180. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I needed
to ask permission to exterminate a pest.Copy !req
181. What are you, stupid?Copy !req
182. Seriously, would you butt out?Copy !req
183. Now then, lad who finds
himself forsaken by the gods,Copy !req
184. despite his extreme proximity to one...Copy !req
185. You were curious about the nature
of the armor girl's debt, yes?Copy !req
186. R-Right.Copy !req
187. It all began when your group of adventurers
brought down the Mobile Fortress Destroyer.Copy !req
188. The Destroyer?Copy !req
189. Go on.Copy !req
190. As the name suggests, when the
Destroyer makes its presence felt,Copy !req
191. lords have their lands devastated.Copy !req
192. That was not the case in this town,
thanks to your comedic struggles.Copy !req
193. Isn't that a good thing?Copy !req
194. The town itself was spared,
but there were other concerns.Copy !req
195. The farmlands surrounding it,
for instance, were utterly trampled.Copy !req
196. Those tasked with tending to those
lands effectively lost everything.Copy !req
197. And thus, the peasants turned
to the lord of the land...Copy !req
198. Which turned out exactly
as you're imagining!Copy !req
199. His response?Copy !req
200. You should consider the fact that
you survived to be a victory.Copy !req
201. I'm sure things will start
growing again in time.Copy !req
202. He said.Copy !req
203. But chalking the damage up to a natural
disaster did little to assuage their troubles.Copy !req
204. So these farmers came crying...Copy !req
205. to none other than the Dustiness family,
with whom you're so acquainted.Copy !req
206. This was their plea:Copy !req
207. "Oh, merciful Lord Dustiness,
who reimbursed the damagesCopy !req
208. caused by the adventurer-induced flooding!Copy !req
209. Please, give us similar aid!"Copy !req
210. What did you say?Copy !req
211. Something about the buildings
damaged in the flood?Copy !req
212. Think back to when you were
asked to pay for the damages.Copy !req
213. You weren't expected to completely cover
the costs, but just a portion, yes?Copy !req
214. The Dustiness family lost
the majority of their wealthCopy !req
215. paying for the destruction
caused by the flood.Copy !req
216. And despite that,Copy !req
217. in order to aid those whose livelihoods
were trampled by the Destroyer...Copy !req
218. They lowered their heads to the local lord,Copy !req
219. who had forsaken his own obligations,
and borrowed the necessary sum.Copy !req
220. With a particular stipulation.Copy !req
221. If you have trouble paying back the loan,Copy !req
222. you can always use your
body as collateral...Copy !req
223. Oh, Kazuma. You must be hurting
after slamming the table in a rage.Copy !req
224. It must really hurt.Copy !req
225. That explains everything.Copy !req
226. How much does Darkness actually owe?Copy !req
227. If we take the total valueCopy !req
228. of your personal assets and
add the contents of this bag,Copy !req
229. It should just about cover the cost.Copy !req
230. Now, shall we discuss business?Copy !req
231. You look lovely, milady.Copy !req
232. Once the ceremony is over, you should
visit the master at the mansion,Copy !req
233. so he can see you in this dress.Copy !req
234. Move aside!Copy !req
235. Lalatina is about to become mine!Copy !req
236. I'm afraid only members of the
Dustiness family may enter, sir.Copy !req
237. I have to ask you to leave.Copy !req
238. You fool! Do you realize that once the
ceremony is over, I'll be your employer?Copy !req
239. But I can't let you pass,
because you aren't my employer yet.Copy !req
240. I'll remember your face!
Just you wait until the wedding is over!Copy !req
241. Could you call the guard?
I'd like to thank him.Copy !req
242. R-Right.Copy !req
243. Please, come in.Copy !req
244. My goodness...Copy !req
245. You look lovely.Copy !req
246. I appreciate what you did.Copy !req
247. I'll talk to him and ensure
you're not punished.Copy !req
248. You needn't worry.Copy !req
249. I would've gladly served a man
that you had chosen, though.Copy !req
250. A man I had chosen...Copy !req
251. I'm happy enough to see you
smile here at the end.Copy !req
252. I know this may be impertinent...Copy !req
253. but given how beautiful you are,Copy !req
254. you may not want to engage in such...
frenzied personal play, milady.Copy !req
255. This is all his fault!
Him and his stupid imitation!Copy !req
256. In most cases, those who are born to nobilityCopy !req
257. aren't able to live life as they would like.Copy !req
258. But in spite of that, I was
able to spend ample timeCopy !req
259. around comrades with whom I could be myself.Copy !req
260. And that's enough. Asking for
any more would be selfish.Copy !req
261. Now it's my turn to repay
the people of the town.Copy !req
262. Milady?Copy !req
263. Forgive me. It's nothing.Copy !req
264. I wonder how the others would
react if they knew about my debt.Copy !req
265. Megumin would be furious.Copy !req
266. Aqua would cry out of nowhere, most likely.Copy !req
267. As for him... he'd probably call me an idiot,Copy !req
268. and then lecture me while harassing
me with pinpoint accuracyCopy !req
269. before trying something to save me.Copy !req
270. Will he come?Copy !req
271. No. I'm sure he won't.Copy !req
272. Knowing him, he's bound to be
holed up in the mansion, sulking.Copy !req
273. It's time, milady.Copy !req
274. The priest handling the blessing today
is supposed to be the greatest in town.Copy !req
275. I'm sure this will be a wonderful wedding.Copy !req
276. I had such a good time...Copy !req
277. This year I've spent with the others.Copy !req
278. Every day was so much fun, and so joyful.Copy !req
279. That poor girl...Copy !req
280. Quit shoving, damn it!Copy !req
281. I can't see inside!Copy !req
282. I will be praying for
your happiness, milady.Copy !req
283. You, Darkness, are about to take this old man
who is like a cross between a bear and pig,Copy !req
284. Pig?Copy !req
285. in keeping with the laws
laid down by some other god,Copy !req
286. not me, being pressured into a marriage.Copy !req
287. In sickness and in health,
in good times and bad,Copy !req
288. for richer and for poorer,Copy !req
289. will you love this old man, honor the old man,
comfort the old man, aid the old man,Copy !req
290. until death do you part?Copy !req
291. Old man?Copy !req
292. Of course you can't!Copy !req
293. So I say we head home,Copy !req
294. pick at the food Kazuma's made for
us, and then knock back a few!Copy !req
295. I-It's you! The woman who came to
my mansion and made a mess of it!Copy !req
296. Father. Mother.Copy !req
297. Your adorable son, who you
raised to be a normal boy,Copy !req
298. is about to say goodbye
to any kind of normalcy...Copy !req
299. Go, Kazuma! Get her!Copy !req
300. Go, go!Copy !req
301. considering I'm picking a fight
with the biggest big-shot aroundCopy !req
302. Yeah, Kazuma! Go! Get it done! Yeah!Copy !req
303. and kidnap a noble lady!Copy !req
304. Time to go home, Darkness!Copy !req
305. Dear Devil King!Copy !req
306. We!Copy !req
307. All of us!Copy !req
308. Are going to take our wonderful lives
here on the banks of the river Styx!Copy !req
309. And endeavor to continue—Copy !req