1. Dad. Mom.Copy !req
2. Kazuma here!Copy !req
3. The Devil King's generals
threaten this world...Copy !req
4. Actually, I already told you
about them. Pardon me.Copy !req
5. You know, your humble son happens to be the
center of a lot of female attention lately!Copy !req
6. I've been told how someone
wants to have my baby,Copy !req
7. and ladies with explosive proportions
have made spicy appeals...Copy !req
8. You might be meeting your grandchild
sooner than any of us thought.Copy !req
9. Oh, it's Kazuma-san, who defeated
another of the Devil King's generals!Copy !req
10. Kazuma-san, who's a candidate
for being a Hero!Copy !req
11. Kazuma-san, who's rich!Copy !req
12. Marry me!Copy !req
13. Settle down, ladies.
There's only one of me to go around.Copy !req
14. There, there...Copy !req
15. Wow! Well, now.Copy !req
16. You're a feisty one, aren't you?
Relax a little.Copy !req
17. Come on, this is no place
for that kind of thing...Copy !req
18. Whoa! Getting kinda aggressive!Copy !req
19. Hey, knock it off!Copy !req
20. I happen to be a very formal guy who
appreciates a proper courtship!Copy !req
21. I'm touching you on purpose.Copy !req
22. I like you. I like you.Copy !req
23. I love you!Copy !req
24. And I'm doing this on purpose!Copy !req
25. Episode 1: God's Blessings on This Bright Future!Copy !req
26. Megumin, Megumin.Copy !req
27. What is it?Copy !req
28. Do you know where our souvenirs
from the Crimson Demon Village are?Copy !req
29. If you mean the bubbly, the bottles
were empty, so I threw them out.Copy !req
30. That's weird.Copy !req
31. Hey, Kazuma, you didn't drink
all my bubbly, did you?Copy !req
32. Are you listening, Kazuma? My bubbly...Copy !req
33. The wind...Copy !req
34. The sun...Copy !req
35. What's gotten into you?
That's unusually profound.Copy !req
36. Kazuma is at the age where he gets
the urge to mutter that kind of thing.Copy !req
37. And oh, yes, I totally get it.Copy !req
38. K-Kazuma-san? You're freaking me out,
screaming out of the blue like that.Copy !req
39. Y-You don't have to worry
about the bubbly, okay?Copy !req
40. What're you talking about?Copy !req
41. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
42. What brings you all in so early?Copy !req
43. We're getting a reward for saving
the Crimson Demon Village!Copy !req
44. So bring on all the bubbly you've got!Copy !req
45. Whoa, slow your roll, useless goddess!Copy !req
46. Make sure you can pay
before ordering that kinda—Copy !req
47. More bubbly over here!Copy !req
48. I'd like some, too, miss!Copy !req
49. Megumin, you're still too young!Copy !req
50. But it's not fair! I want to drink, too!Copy !req
51. Well, too bad! No drinky for loli!Copy !req
52. Damn, look at you go!
How about treating me to—Copy !req
53. Don't stand behind me!Copy !req
54. The wind...Copy !req
55. KO! NO! SU! BA!Copy !req
56. I'm thinking about joining the faith.Copy !req
57. Wh-Wh-What brought this on?Copy !req
58. You're gonna become a monk
with a shiny head, then?Copy !req
59. I don't think that's a requirement.Copy !req
60. Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, if it's
a church you're looking to serve,Copy !req
61. I highly recommend the Order of Axis!Copy !req
62. Hell no. Absolutely anywhere else.Copy !req
63. Could you at least explain?Copy !req
64. There was a point when I thought...
that my springtime had come.Copy !req
65. Yunyun said she wanted to have my baby.Copy !req
66. I was under the covers
with our resident loli.Copy !req
67. I had thought my popular phase was
dawning... yet here I am, alone.Copy !req
68. All I really experienced was a threat to
my chastity brought upon by some orcs,Copy !req
69. and PTSD from committing
lovers' suicide with a chimera...Copy !req
70. I was... dead wrong!Copy !req
71. You're so tired. Let me share
some words of wisdom with you.Copy !req
72. The dogma of the Axis Order... when—Copy !req
73. Do not!Copy !req
74. That kinda advice is what
got me in this situation!Copy !req
75. Never again!Copy !req
76. I'm job-changing from
Adventurer to Monk, damn it!Copy !req
77. Don't try and stop me!Copy !req
78. Saying goodbye to your daredevil days, eh?Copy !req
79. There are times when you'll feel like that.Copy !req
80. Especially when you're young...Copy !req
81. Since you've got infinite potential.Copy !req
82. Thanks, man.Copy !req
83. Miss, I need directions
to the nearest temple.Copy !req
84. O-Of what discipline?Copy !req
85. Let's make it a strict one.Copy !req
86. Well, I do have this.
It's a bit of a journey, but...Copy !req
87. Thank you so much! For everything!Copy !req
88. Also, I had a crush on you!Copy !req
89. Kazuma!Copy !req
90. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
91. Wait a minute!Copy !req
92. You should reconsider, Kazuma!Copy !req
93. She's right. Maybe after a good night's sleep...Copy !req
94. It's fine. He'll be desperate for some
bubbly by the time the sun's setting.Copy !req
95. Shut it! I'm not like you, useless goddess!Copy !req
96. You called me that again!Copy !req
97. What's wrong with calling
you what you are?Copy !req
98. Goodbye...Copy !req
99. Explosion!Copy !req
100. What the...Copy !req
101. My resolve is as firm as
that mountain over there!Copy !req
102. That's real convincing, coming from someoneCopy !req
103. with the mental resilience
of tofu like Kazuma-san!Copy !req
104. Why, you! Okay, grit those teeth!Copy !req
105. I've got a gender equality punch
with your name written all over it!Copy !req
106. Calm down, Kazuma.Copy !req
107. And you're laughing too much, Aqua.Copy !req
108. Of all the immature nonsense.Copy !req
109. It's times like these when
you need to calmly assess...Copy !req
110. That's rich, coming from the loli archetype!Copy !req
111. Is that frugal frame of yours
ever gonna hit a growth spurt?Copy !req
112. Snap.Copy !req
113. And here I was trying to show
a degree of restraint...Copy !req
114. Very well! I will blow your
resolve to smithereens, Kazuma!Copy !req
115. It was that mountain, wasn't it?Copy !req
116. You id—Copy !req
117. Explosion!Copy !req
118. It's been a while since we
slept under the stars like this.Copy !req
119. Don't think you can get out
of this with pithy remarks!Copy !req
120. No one is carrying you tomorrow, got it?Copy !req
121. We were supposed to get there today...Copy !req
122. I'm doing it on—Copy !req
123. Are you sure about this, Kazuma?Copy !req
124. It's a relief having you awake, with your
Enemy Detection and Foresight, but...Copy !req
125. Don't sweat it. I pulled all-nighters
all the time back home.Copy !req
126. You're used to staying up all night?Copy !req
127. What kind of lifestyle led to that?Copy !req
128. Well...Copy !req
129. I would join my friends in
raiding enemy fortresses,Copy !req
130. tackling dangerous bosses...Copy !req
131. I got up to all kinds of
crazy stuff on zero sleep.Copy !req
132. R-Remarkable...Copy !req
133. And there's no air of falsehood, either.Copy !req
134. He's exuding genuine confidence,
and a tinge of nostalgia.Copy !req
135. You gonna tell them that
was all in video games?Copy !req
136. Well, if anything happens, wake me up!
You can even be rough about it!Copy !req
137. You got it. I'll wake you
up real crazy-style.Copy !req
138. If you need reminding, there are certain
lines you shouldn't cross as comrades.Copy !req
139. When you tell a real man that
there's a line he shouldn't cross,Copy !req
140. he gets the urge to cross it.Copy !req
141. Why would you try to make that
sound like a good thing?Copy !req
142. More bubbly!Copy !req
143. So, um... have you ever
considered going home?Copy !req
144. I couldn't even if I wanted to.Copy !req
145. What would your parents think if they
knew you were looking to join the faith?Copy !req
146. Oh, pipe down! I've already—Copy !req
147. You helped me maintain my
connection to Explosion Magic.Copy !req
148. And you've only seen an Explosion
that would score 120 points.Copy !req
149. One day...Copy !req
150. I'd like to show you a
perfect 200-point Explosion.Copy !req
151. I-I mean... living with you
guys hasn't been all bad.Copy !req
152. And the reward for saving the
Crimson Demon Village is incoming.Copy !req
153. G-Good point...Copy !req
154. And there's no guarantee that becoming
a monk will bring me any peace.Copy !req
155. Hang on! My deal with Vanir
wasn't finished, either!Copy !req
156. Considering all the money coming in,Copy !req
157. maybe it'd be nice to just
relax with the rest of you...Copy !req
158. I happen to like my life as it is, too,
so I'd prefer things didn't change.Copy !req
159. The occasional brushes with danger,
and overcoming them together...Copy !req
160. Wait, what the hell is so fun
about the brushes with danger?Copy !req
161. It'd be nice...Copy !req
162. It'd be nice if things could stay
the way they are, for all of us.Copy !req
163. What the heck? So bittersweet!Copy !req
164. What's going on here? What's this
girl doing? What's with the hand?Copy !req
165. Maybe I really did hit a popular phase?Copy !req
166. Does she want me to make a move?Copy !req
167. "Maybe you could say
something really smooth."Copy !req
168. Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm way too pure for that!Copy !req
169. Calm down. Take a deep breath first.Copy !req
170. Okay...Copy !req
171. Megumin... I...Copy !req
172. Maybe I won't join the—Copy !req
173. It's past these woods.Copy !req
174. A new chapter in my life is beginning!Copy !req
175. I can't believe that just happened...Copy !req
176. You're just gonna come crying home.
I'll be waiting with some chilled bubbly.Copy !req
177. Shut up!Copy !req
178. Say, Megumin! What happened?
What exactly did he do to you?Copy !req
179. Hey, someone's around.Copy !req
180. She's injured! Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
181. That's a monster in disguise.Copy !req
182. My enemy detection is going crazy.Copy !req
183. Hey, Kazuma! I'm getting this weird
urge to cast Heal on that girl!Copy !req
184. Yes, I'm Kazuma.Copy !req
185. "Tranquility Girls. A type of plant monster."Copy !req
186. "A dangerous breed of creatureCopy !req
187. that evokes an intense protective
instinct in passing travelers."Copy !req
188. Hey, Kazuma! She keeps looking
this way like she's about to cry!Copy !req
189. Hi, I'm Kazuma.Copy !req
190. "When in her presence,
she will maintain a reassuring smileCopy !req
191. that makes it difficult to leave her be.Copy !req
192. The more good-natured a traveler is,
the greater the threat this monster poses.Copy !req
193. Caution is advised."Copy !req
194. K-K-K-Kazuma! It looks like she's
desperately trying not to cry!Copy !req
195. That's me, Kazuma...Copy !req
196. Would it be all right if I gave her a hug?Copy !req
197. Are any of you even listening?Copy !req
198. That's a monster that the
guild has put out a hit on!Copy !req
199. I'll heal you right now.Copy !req
200. You'll be okay.Copy !req
201. Huh? These aren't bandages.
They just look like them.Copy !req
202. That reaction is how she catches
travelers, and after they starve,Copy !req
203. her roots will dig in.Copy !req
204. What do you think you're doing, Kazuma?Copy !req
205. I won't let you!Copy !req
206. It's not like I want to!
What choice do we have?Copy !req
207. Kill... me?Copy !req
208. What, she can talk?Copy !req
209. You're giving me that look now, too?Copy !req
210. You can relax! I'll shut him up
with these holy fists of mine!Copy !req
211. Kill... me?Copy !req
212. Kill me?Copy !req
213. Get a grip! She's a killer!Copy !req
214. Kill me?Copy !req
215. Would it be worse to let her go?
Or to deal with her myself?Copy !req
216. Kazuma...Copy !req
217. Any decision you make
that you're not sure ofCopy !req
218. is one that you will have
second thoughts about.Copy !req
219. So you should choose whichever
is easiest in the moment.Copy !req
220. What kind of advice is that?
Other than the human failure kind.Copy !req
221. Sorry... it's... because I'm alive.Copy !req
222. I'm a monster... so...Copy !req
223. being alive... is trouble for people.Copy !req
224. For the first time...
I got to talk to humans...Copy !req
225. I'm glad you were the first...
and last... I met.Copy !req
226. If... I am reborn...Copy !req
227. Next time... I hope I'm not a monster...Copy !req
228. How the hell am I supposed to kill her?Copy !req
229. This sucks.Copy !req
230. A monster you feel bad about,
whether you kill her or not? For real?Copy !req
231. I'm surprised you still had a heart, Kazuma.Copy !req
232. Of course I do!Copy !req
233. Well, she said it was the first
time she had spoken to humans.Copy !req
234. That probably means she
hasn't claimed any victims yet.Copy !req
235. Huh? Hang on...Copy !req
236. What's wrong? Your tummy acting up?Copy !req
237. I've got some extra paper right here.Copy !req
238. Not that!Copy !req
239. I just remembered something!Copy !req
240. Be right back!Copy !req
241. He's so embarrassed!Copy !req
242. Drop it!Copy !req
243. This mountain path leads to the temple.Copy !req
244. I should ask her not to hurt
anyone if they do show up!Copy !req
245. Yeah! If I can talk sense into her,Copy !req
246. I'll offer to bring her food
from the temple every day!Copy !req
247. That's a great idea!
Maybe me becoming a monk was fate!Copy !req
248. I bet it was! It must have been!Copy !req
249. Hey—Copy !req
250. Those dorks looked nice and meaty.
I bet they would've made a great meal.Copy !req
251. I wonder where I screwed up.Copy !req
252. Kill me?Copy !req
253. Kill... me?Copy !req
254. If... If I am reborn...Copy !req
255. Humans? Family? Friends?Copy !req
256. Friends!Copy !req
257. Oh, that's it! That's gonna get 'em.Copy !req
258. If I could be reborn... I hope...
we can be... friends!Copy !req
259. That's hilarious! It's so gonna work!Copy !req
260. This guy's basically dried up.Copy !req
261. I'll have to take down the next sucker
that shows up with my new lines.Copy !req
262. Okay, the weather's nice enough.
I might as well photosynthesize.Copy !req
263. We friends? You pretend... not hear that?Copy !req
264. You could talk fine this
whole time, dumb-ass!Copy !req
265. Friends! Friends!Copy !req
266. Let's go home!Copy !req
267. I feel like I've gotten over a lot of
illusions I had! Back to Axel we go!Copy !req
268. Really, Kazuma?Copy !req
269. Yeah.Copy !req
270. You look absolutely refreshed.
That must've been a big one.Copy !req
271. Yeah.Copy !req
272. Yeah.Copy !req
273. Were you okay without any paper?Copy !req
274. Yeah—eh?Copy !req
275. It wasn't that, okay?Copy !req
276. Huh?Copy !req
277. What's with the mallet?Copy !req
278. Oh, I came across a body that
I buried, and it had this.Copy !req
279. I feel like I've seen it somewhere before...Copy !req
280. Let me take a look.Copy !req
281. Knock it off! Don't be so rough with it!Copy !req
282. It might be worth something!Copy !req
283. Let's go home!Copy !req
284. I'm doing it on purpose!Copy !req
285. On purpose! I'm doing this on purpose!Copy !req
286. Hey, damn it! I'm smashing into you on—Copy !req
287. Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san!Copy !req
288. There was some fancy bubbly
I had been wanting to buy.Copy !req
289. Well, we're gonna buy it, then!Copy !req
290. It's amazingCopy !req
291. how big a difference financial security
can make on your state of mind!Copy !req
292. Hey!Copy !req
293. Chris!Copy !req
294. Wow, you guys seem even
cheerier than usual.Copy !req
295. We're about to celebrate Kazuma's return.Copy !req
296. Return?Copy !req
297. Care to join us?Copy !req
298. Come on! You don't need
to worry about the price!Copy !req
299. Sorry, I've got stuff to do today.Copy !req
300. Invite me some other time, okay?Copy !req
301. Yeah! Count on it.Copy !req
302. See ya!Copy !req
303. Kazuma, Kazuma! There was
a robe I had been eyeing...Copy !req
304. Well, we can buy that, too!Copy !req
305. Let me just shake our Magic Mallet and...Copy !req
306. Mallet!Copy !req
307. I'm never leaving the house again!Copy !req
308. A shut-in like me never
should've gotten such big ideas!Copy !req
309. The loss of the mallet is a shame,
but I'm glad to have you back to normal.Copy !req
310. I can see he's already back
to being a full-blown loser.Copy !req
311. The weird thing is, it's reassuring.Copy !req
312. Makes me realize I don't
have to try, either...Copy !req
313. Don't let the sloth take you, too, Aqua!Copy !req
314. Pardon me.Copy !req
315. Is anyone home?Copy !req
316. Hello?Copy !req
317. Is anyone...Copy !req
318. Gotcha!Copy !req
319. Wh-What is this?Copy !req
320. Stop! Knock it off!Copy !req
321. I have no idea who you are or what
this is, but I bet it's trouble!Copy !req
322. Leave us alone, you jinx!Copy !req
323. Kazuma, Drain Touch!
Use Drain Touch until he's knocked out!Copy !req
324. We'll toss him out and
say no one ever came by!Copy !req
325. You fools!Copy !req
326. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
327. Hagen? What are you doing here?Copy !req
328. Milady, I have bad news! I'm afraid
your only asset may be in danger...Copy !req
329. Wait, she's gonna shrink?Copy !req
330. This lascivious body of
hers is gonna dry up?Copy !req
331. What are you even saying?Copy !req
332. Not that! The family is on the
verge of losing its standing,Copy !req
333. which would leave the young mistress
without her only real asset: her privilege!Copy !req
334. Th-That also seems insulting!Copy !req
335. This is... the royal family's seal.Copy !req
336. What's up?Copy !req
337. N-Not a thing!Copy !req
338. Uh, well, it's no concern of
yours, Kazuma! Don't worry.Copy !req
339. Gimme.Copy !req
340. No!Copy !req
341. It's like you said before!
You don't want any trouble, so—Copy !req
342. Steal!Copy !req
343. L-Let it go!Copy !req
344. Don't do it!Copy !req
345. "Sir Satou Kazuma, who has slain a number
of the Devil King army's generals.Copy !req
346. I wish to hear of your
heroic exploits in person,Copy !req
347. and am extending dinner
invitations to that end.Copy !req
348. Iris, first princess."Copy !req
349. Kazuma! You can't go!Copy !req
350. You'll be beheaded if this goes poorly!
It's not like you know your manners, right?Copy !req
351. I-I know! If it's food you want, I'm sure
we can rent out a nice restaurant...Copy !req
352. It's the dawning of our age!Copy !req
353. K-Kill me!Copy !req
354. Just kill me!Copy !req
355. Strike me down!Copy !req
356. I hope this letter finds you well, Demon King.Copy !req
357. It's me, Beldia, the Dullahan.Copy !req
358. I appreciate everything you did for me during my life...Copy !req