1. Damn it!Copy !req
2. I wanna talk to whoever's in charge!Copy !req
3. I'll give them a piece of my mind!Copy !req
4. Oh, my! Whatever is the matter?Copy !req
5. Are you here for conversion? Baptism?Copy !req
6. Or... are you here for me?Copy !req
7. F-For you?Copy !req
8. I'm just joking!Copy !req
9. Come now, don't take me seriously!Copy !req
10. Are you all right in the head?Copy !req
11. What do I do now?
I want to hit her with a fist!Copy !req
12. Our high priest, Zesta-sama, is out
screwing around while proselytizing...Copy !req
13. That is, he's out spreading the
glories of Aqua-sama's name.Copy !req
14. Wait, what did you just say?Copy !req
15. I'm sorry, but you'll have
to come back another time.Copy !req
16. Hang on, did a magic user and
an arch priest come by here?Copy !req
17. Oh, if you're looking for them...Copy !req
18. By the way, the woman you came here withCopy !req
19. is being stoned by children...Copy !req
20. Hey! What're you doing?Copy !req
21. Kazuma...Copy !req
22. Even the women and children in
this town are pretty advanced.Copy !req
23. Just put away your Eris sect charm already!
Are you doing this on purpose?Copy !req
24. I refuse!Copy !req
25. I refuse!Copy !req
26. Aqua! Hey, Aqua!Copy !req
27. Welcome, my lost lamb.Copy !req
28. Now, tell me of your sins.Copy !req
29. God will hear them, and will
surely grant forgiveness.Copy !req
30. KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2Copy !req
31. Episode 9 A Goddess for This Corrupt Hot Springs Town!Copy !req
32. Listen, it's me! Y'know, me?Copy !req
33. Me!Copy !req
34. What's with this town? Do something
about your followers already.Copy !req
35. I see. You've performed
the "It's me" scam, then.Copy !req
36. You must think deeply upon your sins.Copy !req
37. If you do, surely the merciful goddess,
Aqua-sama, will forgive you.Copy !req
38. Why are you trying to stonewall me?Copy !req
39. I know what this is.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?Copy !req
40. You're tickled that you get to do
something priestly for once, aren't you?Copy !req
41. Do you have anything else to confess?Copy !req
42. If not, then leave here, and live
a forthright life once again.Copy !req
43. Damn it, listen!Copy !req
44. Aren't you an arch priest,
which are revered around here?Copy !req
45. If you'd say something to your followers,
it'd take care of all of this!Copy !req
46. Control your people a little!Copy !req
47. Nothing else, then?Copy !req
48. Well, I must wait for the next lost lamb.Copy !req
49. Hey!Copy !req
50. Now, go forth.Copy !req
51. What're you saying?
I said get out of there, damn it!Copy !req
52. You get out! You're done
confessing, so get out!Copy !req
53. That little...Copy !req
54. There is actually something
I'd like to get off my chest.Copy !req
55. Well, please, share it with me!Copy !req
56. Confess now, and admit your sins.Copy !req
57. Do you have an unhealthy interest
in a crusader's laundry?Copy !req
58. A desire to stick a magic user's
black hair up your nose?Copy !req
59. Inappropriate carnal feelings for
a beautiful and noble priest?Copy !req
60. There's a special cup that a priest
friend of mine uses for party tricks...Copy !req
61. I accidentally broke it.Copy !req
62. Also, she was bragging about how she
had bought some rare, fancy liquor.Copy !req
63. So I figured, "How good can it be?"
and poured a little bit for myself...Copy !req
64. But it was better than I
expected, so I drank it all,Copy !req
65. then replaced it with some cheap hooch since
I figured she couldn't tell the difference.Copy !req
66. What are you saying?
What exactly are you saying, Kazuma?Copy !req
67. And since the priest in question
is constantly causing problems,Copy !req
68. I posted an opening for an Eris sect priestCopy !req
69. on the adventurer guild's help wanted board—Copy !req
70. You apostate!Copy !req
71. Sheesh, I said I was joking.Copy !req
72. And you're not really
looking for another priest?Copy !req
73. Putting aside the first two,
that last one wasn't true at all.Copy !req
74. Wait, what was that about the other two?Copy !req
75. Can we... Can we go home, like, soon?Copy !req
76. Please... Please, hear me out.Copy !req
77. I have been a member of the Axis faithCopy !req
78. and worshiped Aqua-sama for a long time...Copy !req
79. But!Copy !req
80. The bountiful chest on the
portrait of the goddess Eris...Copy !req
81. It leads me astray!Copy !req
82. That chest is the chest of a devil!Copy !req
83. Please forgive my sinful ways in
being tempted by another goddess.Copy !req
84. Rest easy.Copy !req
85. God forgives all.Copy !req
86. Thou shalt love big breasts.Copy !req
87. Thou shalt love small breasts.Copy !req
88. The Axis faith teaches
forgiveness in all things.Copy !req
89. Whether you're a lolicon, a NEET,Copy !req
90. or a questionably-human
fan of animal-eared girls...Copy !req
91. As long as you're not interested
in undead or devil girls,Copy !req
92. you have love in your heart,
and you don't break the law,Copy !req
93. all will be forgiven.Copy !req
94. Faithful follower,Copy !req
95. I will share holy words that will
help you avoid demonic temptation.Copy !req
96. "Eris pads her chest."Copy !req
97. The next time you feel you are being
led astray, chant these words.Copy !req
98. If you know anyone else being tempted,
you can share it with them.Copy !req
99. Eris pads her chest...Copy !req
100. I... I feel as though my eyes have been opened!Copy !req
101. Let's say it once more, together.Copy !req
102. Eris pads her chest!Copy !req
103. Thank you for the wonderful incantation!Copy !req
104. Is it okay for a goddess to get along by
selling out one of her younger co-workers?Copy !req
105. Hey, the number and intensity of
followers is really important for gods!Copy !req
106. They directly influence our power.Copy !req
107. I may not have many followers,Copy !req
108. but their faith is really strong!Copy !req
109. I'd do anything for my adoring faithful!Copy !req
110. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
111. We're back.Copy !req
112. Welcome back!Copy !req
113. Are you feeling better?Copy !req
114. After taking a bath, I felt back to normal.Copy !req
115. That's good to hear.Copy !req
116. With no one else here, it was like
I had the mixed bath all to myself!Copy !req
117. Does that mean...Copy !req
118. So, everyone, how did the sightseeing go?Copy !req
119. The Axis cult... scares me.Copy !req
120. I-I'm thinking about going
sightseeing tomorrow, too.Copy !req
121. Y-You...Copy !req
122. Well, whatever. Do what you want.Copy !req
123. I'm gonna head into the bath.Copy !req
124. I'm heading into the bath.Copy !req
125. We heard you.Copy !req
126. Enjoy yourself.Copy !req
127. I'm—Copy !req
128. Get going already!Copy !req
129. What a lovely bath.Copy !req
130. Must be nice to be you this morning.Copy !req
131. I only came for the baths.Copy !req
132. You seem pretty worn out, though.Copy !req
133. This place is a demon city...Copy !req
134. You've got your hands full, huh?Copy !req
135. By the way...Copy !req
136. He's been looking right
at me this whole time...Copy !req
137. Excuse me, but being stared at like
this is kind of embarrassing—Copy !req
138. Don't mind me.Copy !req
139. R-Right... It's a mixed bath, after all.Copy !req
140. Don't mind me.Copy !req
141. What a bashful lady!Copy !req
142. Damn it, I try to be nice,Copy !req
143. and it's conversion this, proselytize that,Copy !req
144. and they just don't freaking shut up
about it for a single second, damn it!Copy !req
145. Guess the town's getting to him, too.Copy !req
146. This town...Copy !req
147. Better not get mixed up with him.Copy !req
148. How's that, sir?Copy !req
149. Oh, that's the spot!Copy !req
150. This soap is nice and sudsy, right?Copy !req
151. Huh, I guess.Copy !req
152. It can cure any kind of abnormal
status, and not only that...Copy !req
153. It's actually edible! It only uses
natural ingredients, so it's sacred!Copy !req
154. You get some if you join the faith!Copy !req
155. And it's free!Copy !req
156. No, thanks!Copy !req
157. If you join now you, can get
double points! It's all free!Copy !req
158. Don't try to trick me by dressing it up
with talk of appealing stuff like points!Copy !req
159. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
160. I wanna go home. I wanna go home already.Copy !req
161. Hup!Copy !req
162. Hey, Megumin! It's rude to swim in the bath!Copy !req
163. Come on, don't worry about that.Copy !req
164. H-Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
165. Why are you acting so embarrassed?Copy !req
166. We're in a rough line of work.
We can't afford to be so dainty!Copy !req
167. Your logic doesn't make sense!Copy !req
168. Oh, my towel!Copy !req
169. I was originally just going to drag
that pair of lazybones outside,Copy !req
170. then hunt the crowds of undead that
Aqua attracts with Kazuma, but...Copy !req
171. That's what you were after?Copy !req
172. In any case, what kind of man is he?Copy !req
173. He seems conservative
and cowardly at times,Copy !req
174. but he never lets social standing bother him,Copy !req
175. and will get aggressive against nobles...Copy !req
176. You could say he's odd,
or maybe just strange—Copy !req
177. Shh!Copy !req
178. Next to us is the mixed bath.Copy !req
179. If he had to choose either the
men's bath or the mixed one,Copy !req
180. which do you think he'd choose?Copy !req
181. He might be timid and tend to
blanch at the crucial moment,Copy !req
182. but with the right justification, he wouldn't
hesitate to enter the mixed bath.Copy !req
183. Kazuma, you're there, aren't you?Copy !req
184. You're breathing hard with
your ear against the wall,Copy !req
185. imagining where Darkness
is going to wash first, right?Copy !req
186. M-Megumin, why make me the example?Copy !req
187. Hey, Kazuma! Are you there?
You are, aren't you?Copy !req
188. I guess he's not there.Copy !req
189. Maybe I shouldn't have suspected him...Copy !req
190. I'll just surreptitiously treat
him to a drink later.Copy !req
191. I suppose it actually was rude.Copy !req
192. He has his faults, but he's
pretty reliable in the end.Copy !req
193. He might not seem like it,Copy !req
194. but he always helps his
friends when they need it.Copy !req
195. He's not earnest about anything,
but at his core, he's a good person.Copy !req
196. I'm starting to feel embarrassed
about eavesdropping...Copy !req
197. By the way, Megumin, I was
curious about how your butt—Copy !req
198. Hold it right there!Copy !req
199. You may be my friend, Darkness,
but one more word, and you will pay!Copy !req
200. S-Stop it!Copy !req
201. Honestly, what is it with
these indecent breasts?Copy !req
202. S-Stop!Copy !req
203. Now!Copy !req
204. See, I knew it!Copy !req
205. He was there the whole time, after all!Copy !req
206. It makes sense.Copy !req
207. I feel Kazuma's lusty gaze on me every day.Copy !req
208. There's no way someone as oversexed
as him wouldn't be in the mixed bath!Copy !req
209. Create Water!Copy !req
210. That's cold!Copy !req
211. Hey, don't throw the cat!Copy !req
212. Wash her in exchange for your eavesdropping!Copy !req
213. Must suck for you, having
such a weird owner, huh?Copy !req
214. KONOSUBA.Copy !req
215. This is too much!Copy !req
216. I just went into the baths!Copy !req
217. Y-Your tears really sting when
they hit me, Aqua-sama...Copy !req
218. So how many people did you
make trouble for today?Copy !req
219. What do you mean, trouble?Copy !req
220. Why do you assume I did something wrong?Copy !req
221. It seems, when Aqua-sama went into
the secret baths at the main church,Copy !req
222. the hot springs changed
into regular hot water...Copy !req
223. And they kicked me out!Copy !req
224. Why am I getting kicked out by
the church that worships me?Copy !req
225. Tell me why!Copy !req
226. Come to think of it, she purified
the tea into water, too...Copy !req
227. But the part that made me maddest
was when I met the guy in charge...Copy !req
228. I apologize for purifying the
hot springs into hot water,Copy !req
229. but I couldn't help it.Copy !req
230. After all, it's because I am the
goddess of water, Aqua, in the flesh!Copy !req
231. I'm a goddess! I'm a goddess, and he did that!Copy !req
232. This town's danger is in peril!Copy !req
233. What exactly does "danger in peril" mean?Copy !req
234. You were crying all night, and now...Copy !req
235. The guy managing the springs told me this...Copy !req
236. The quality of the hot springs
has been dropping a bit lately.Copy !req
237. This is probably the Devil
King's army realizingCopy !req
238. they'd never win a direct
confrontation with my followers,Copy !req
239. so instead, they attack our source
of income, the hot springs!Copy !req
240. Really? Wow, that's something.Copy !req
241. Believe me!Copy !req
242. I admit it's true that most people are
disgusted by and dislike the Axis cult,Copy !req
243. but why bother with such
an elaborate conspiracy?Copy !req
244. I'm going to stand up for this town!Copy !req
245. So, you'll all help me, right?Copy !req
246. I'm busy with walking around
town and other stuff.Copy !req
247. I already know how terrifying
the Axis cult is,Copy !req
248. so I'd rather not get involved.Copy !req
249. Why?Copy !req
250. Who cares about your dumb walk?Copy !req
251. And you don't have to hate my
followers so much, Megumin!Copy !req
252. Wh-What about you, Darkness?Copy !req
253. W-Well, I'm... you know...Copy !req
254. Please!Copy !req
255. Fine! Fine, I'll help! I'll help you,
so stop purifying my grape juice!Copy !req
256. Wiz is soft on you, so maybe she'll help?Copy !req
257. I was crying to her all night, and in the
morning, she was fading away again...Copy !req
258. So I let her get some rest.Copy !req
259. Come on... Come to me!Copy !req
260. Why don't you save Wiz before the town?Copy !req
261. Come on, come to me!Copy !req
262. Sitting here like this,
the town seems pretty nice.Copy !req
263. You're right.Copy !req
264. The scenery is nice, and the food is good...Copy !req
265. The only problem is the people.Copy !req
266. My, what nice weather!Copy !req
267. Is this a blessing from Aqua-sama?Copy !req
268. Here comes one!Copy !req
269. And here's the thing about this pot...Copy !req
270. Nothing burns in it!Copy !req
271. Join the faith now and
you are guaranteed one!Copy !req
272. So, how about it?Copy !req
273. No need to to be shy!Copy !req
274. Hmm?Copy !req
275. Wow, out for a stroll?Copy !req
276. For you, big brother!Copy !req
277. For you, little sister!Copy !req
278. Join now and you get another, free!Copy !req
279. Hey, why won't you look me in the
eye when I'm talking to you?Copy !req
280. I'm doing this for your sake!
It's for your own good!Copy !req
281. Do you think you could swallow a bar of soap?Copy !req
282. I don't have that much...Copy !req
283. I don't have that much to wash, all right?Copy !req
284. Soap, detergent, soap,
detergent, soap, detergent...Copy !req
285. Swallow.Copy !req
286. Soap, detergent, soap,
detergent, soap, detergent—Copy !req
287. Swallow.Copy !req
288. Soap, detergent, soap,
detergent, soap, detergent,Copy !req
289. Swallow.Copy !req
290. soap, detergent, soap,
detergent, soap, detergent,Copy !req
291. soap, detergent, soap,
detergent, soap, detergent!Copy !req
292. I can't swallow this!Copy !req
293. It'd make me too clean...Copy !req
294. Kazuma-san!Copy !req
295. Wiz? You feeling better?Copy !req
296. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
297. For a moment, I saw my party members
from when I was an adventurerCopy !req
298. trying to wave me away from
the other side of a river,Copy !req
299. but I managed to recover!Copy !req
300. Doesn't that mean...Copy !req
301. What were you doing out here?Copy !req
302. Well, actually—Copy !req
303. Huh? Wasn't he just...Copy !req
304. There was detergent...
uh, a man there a moment ago.Copy !req
305. Oh, my.Copy !req
306. Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
307. That voice...Copy !req
308. I've got a bad feeling about this.Copy !req
309. Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
310. My Axis Church faithful!Copy !req
311. The Devil King's army is currently
plotting sabotage against this town!Copy !req
312. town.Copy !req
313. As for what exactly they're doing,
they've put poison in the town's hot springs!Copy !req
314. Their villainous deeds have already been
confirmed at a number of hot springs!Copy !req
315. of hot springs.Copy !req
316. I just was in the hot springs,
and nothing was wrong.Copy !req
317. That's because I've been making rounds to
the hot springs and purifying them all!Copy !req
318. So she spent her morning doing
a hot springs tour, huh?Copy !req
319. But we can't rest easy yet!Copy !req
320. Which is why I'd like to ask for your help!Copy !req
321. Until this case is solved,
please don't use the hot springs!Copy !req
322. But this is a hot springs city, priest lady!Copy !req
323. If you tell people not to go into our
number one attraction, the hot springs,Copy !req
324. things are gonna dry up around here!Copy !req
325. Why would the Devil King's
army do that, anyway?Copy !req
326. Because they intend to cut off the
Axis Church's source of income!Copy !req
327. Yes, the Devil King's army fears
those of the Axis faith!Copy !req
328. It's definitely not because I'm
trying to stop the rest of youCopy !req
329. because it's unfair that only
I don't get to use the baths!Copy !req
330. Now, Axis faithful—Copy !req
331. There she is!Copy !req
332. That's the pain-in-the-butt woman who's been
turning all the hot springs into hot water!Copy !req
333. Wait—Copy !req
334. Catch her, everyone!Copy !req
335. Tie her up! Let's tie her up!Copy !req
336. I thought it sounded fishy!Copy !req
337. You were trying to trick us, eh?Copy !req
338. Is this some new kind of scam?Copy !req
339. What are you really after?Copy !req
340. We work so hard to try and
make the world a better place!Copy !req
341. This is a wild change of events.Copy !req
342. I-It's not like that!Copy !req
343. There's a good reason for all this!Copy !req
344. I think Aqua-sama is about to start crying!Copy !req
345. Everyone, calm down! Just listen to me!Copy !req
346. Hey, Darkness, don't just
sit there! Say something!Copy !req
347. Just like we rehearsed!Copy !req
348. You're supposed to beg the
Axis Church for its help!Copy !req
349. Say it! Quit being shy, and just do it!Copy !req
350. P-Please help, Axis Church...Copy !req
351. We can't hear you, blonde lady!Copy !req
352. Poor thing.Copy !req
353. Oh, fine! Then I'll reveal my identity!Copy !req
354. Honored followers of the Axis faith,Copy !req
355. my name is Aqua.Copy !req
356. Yes, I am the one you worship,Copy !req
357. Aqua, the goddess of water!Copy !req
358. I have come here personally to help you all!Copy !req
359. Quit screwing around!Copy !req
360. If you think you can pretend to be Aqua-samaCopy !req
361. because you have blue hair
and eyes, you'll be cursed!Copy !req
362. We still oughta tie her up!
Tie her up and toss her in the lake!Copy !req
363. If she's really the goddess of water,
Aqua-sama, she'd be fine in a lake!Copy !req
364. Liar!Copy !req
365. I bet you're actually a servant
of the Devil King's armyCopy !req
366. here to bankrupt our hot
spring city, aren't you?Copy !req
367. It's true! I'm actually a goddess!Copy !req
368. But I'm the goddess of this town...Copy !req
369. They're so mean!Copy !req
370. Why did I get stoned by my own followers?Copy !req
371. Aqua-sama, p-please drink this and calm down.Copy !req
372. Otherwise, your agitated holy aura
is going to hit me, and I'll...Copy !req
373. I want booze.Copy !req
374. You're not really that upset, are you?Copy !req
375. I understand you're desperate,Copy !req
376. but calling yourself a god is a bit much.Copy !req
377. But if they go into polluted
water, they'll get sick...Copy !req
378. Why are you trying to help them
after what they put you through?Copy !req
379. But if I don't do anything,
my dear followers will...Copy !req
380. Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
381. Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
382. Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
383. Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
384. Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
385. Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
386. What is this?Copy !req
387. What's going on?Copy !req
388. Have my adoring faithful decided
to believe me and drop by?Copy !req
389. Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
390. There she is!Copy !req
391. The witch who claims the name of a goddess!Copy !req
392. Time for a witch hunt!Copy !req
393. God's Blessing on This Wonderful Party!Copy !req
394. My dear friends Funifura-san and Dodonko-san.Copy !req
395. Please don't come to visit!Copy !req
396. I know you said you're
two days away from Axel,Copy !req
397. but please head back—Copy !req