1. A chicken race.Copy !req
2. A game of speed in which
competitors charge at an obstacleCopy !req
3. at full speed, dodging only at the last second,Copy !req
4. to demonstrate courage.Copy !req
5. And right now, she has been chosen as
the obstacle in this dangerous game.Copy !req
6. Oh, boy! Here they come, here they come!Copy !req
7. K-Kazuma, this time...
this time I'm surely done for!Copy !req
8. Oh, they're gonna ram me!Copy !req
9. Kazuma! Do you suppose this
counts as a type of teasing?Copy !req
10. This sensation of almost being
struck is quite something!Copy !req
11. Unbelievable. Males in heat are
leaping over me, one after another!Copy !req
12. Stop it! There are people watching!
Don't say another word!Copy !req
13. KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2Copy !req
14. Episode 8 Sightseeing in This Pitiful City!Copy !req
15. Blessing!Copy !req
16. Oh, don't bother with me!Copy !req
17. We shouldn't need to worry
about Darkness now.Copy !req
18. All thanks to my Blessing!Copy !req
19. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
20. When we're done here, you can have my seat.Copy !req
21. Yes!Copy !req
22. Lightning!Copy !req
23. Blade of Wind!Copy !req
24. Fireball!Copy !req
25. They're still coming?Copy !req
26. All right!Copy !req
27. Pops, are there any cliffs around here?Copy !req
28. Nothing of the sort!Copy !req
29. Closest thing is a cave we use
for shelter from the heat!Copy !req
30. A cave? That works! Take us there!Copy !req
31. Megumin, Aqua! Get in the wagon!Copy !req
32. Come on, Darkness—Copy !req
33. So heavy... Can't lift...Copy !req
34. Don't say I'm heavy!Copy !req
35. You have to specify that
my armor is too heavy!Copy !req
36. Just tie me to the wagon with
a rope and drag me along.Copy !req
37. It's an emergency! No way around it!Copy !req
38. Don't hold back! You have no choice!Copy !req
39. Sir, you'd better hurry!Copy !req
40. We can't wait much longer!Copy !req
41. Let me know if it's too much, Darkness!Copy !req
42. We'll let you loose!Copy !req
43. Being tied to a cart and dragged by horses...Copy !req
44. Not only that, but while in that state,
I'll be chased by a bunch of lus—Copy !req
45. Kazuma! This is good! So good!Copy !req
46. Don't yell my name in that context!Copy !req
47. It's a new discovery,
being treated as luggage like this!Copy !req
48. I knew you were a brute, Kazuma,
but this might be going too far...Copy !req
49. I-It wasn't my idea! It was Darkness!Copy !req
50. Sir, they're gonna catch us at this rate!Copy !req
51. Crap! Pops, how far to the cave?Copy !req
52. Need more time!Copy !req
53. We're done for!Copy !req
54. Bottomless Swamp!Copy !req
55. Thanks, Wiz!Copy !req
56. For a noble to be in such
a disheveled state...Copy !req
57. No! Stop it! Don't look, Kazuma!Copy !req
58. Don't look at the seedy sight
of me being treated so roughly!Copy !req
59. Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal!Copy !req
60. Darkness! Hang in there!Copy !req
61. Kazuma! The cave is within sight!Copy !req
62. I'm ready to fire my magic anytime!Copy !req
63. All right!Copy !req
64. Pops, stop the wagon to the
side of the cave's opening!Copy !req
65. Okay!Copy !req
66. Aqua, I need support magic
to boost my strength!Copy !req
67. Got it!Copy !req
68. Powered!Copy !req
69. Snipe! Snipe! Snipe! Snipe!Copy !req
70. I see...Copy !req
71. And I was starting to
wonder just what madeCopy !req
72. these Running Hawk Kites
"kites" of any kind.Copy !req
73. That clears it up.Copy !req
74. Hang on tight, folks!Copy !req
75. Got it!Copy !req
76. Not bad! This treatment isn't bad at all!Copy !req
77. I should've expected as much from Kazuma!
Roughed up and then used as monster bait—Copy !req
78. Megumin!Copy !req
79. Explosion!Copy !req
80. Now, everyone, eat up!Copy !req
81. This turned out great, so help yourself!Copy !req
82. I have to say, that was impressive!Copy !req
83. To think you had a magic user powerful
enough to use explosion magic!Copy !req
84. And an arch priest able to treat all
the injured with no trouble!Copy !req
85. Facing down that pack of Running Hawk KitesCopy !req
86. without backing down, all on her own!
Such a courageous crusader!Copy !req
87. And being able to used advanced magic
to slow them down with that swamp magic!Copy !req
88. Not to mention the inspired decision to
lure the enemy into the cave so thatCopy !req
89. they could be dealt with all at once!Copy !req
90. I am quite impressed!Copy !req
91. Please stop, seriously.Copy !req
92. It's not like that at all. This is our fault.Copy !req
93. This is just to show my
gratitude. Here, please.Copy !req
94. No, no, no, no! It's totally fine! Really!Copy !req
95. What are you saying?Copy !req
96. It was your group that defeated
the Running Hawk Kites!Copy !req
97. As adventurers, it's only natural
we contribute to the battle.Copy !req
98. Remarkable!Copy !req
99. To think that true adventurers like you
people still exist in this harsh world!Copy !req
100. I can't accept a reward
for a problem we caused!Copy !req
101. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
102. Can you pull it off?Copy !req
103. Thank you, thank you!Copy !req
104. You guys are making this very awkward.Copy !req
105. Nah, I was just impressed
with how well you were doing.Copy !req
106. Something about seeing my
armor being repaired first-handCopy !req
107. is exciting to watch.Copy !req
108. I'm glad the smithing skills I learned
for product development came in handy.Copy !req
109. Again! Do that trick again!Copy !req
110. I'll pay if I have to!
So please, one more time!Copy !req
111. She could probably make a living
doing this sort of thing.Copy !req
112. Hey, wake up, Megumin! Something's weird!Copy !req
113. Hey! Megumin, Wiz, wake up!Copy !req
114. Otherwise I'm gonna do something that'll
make it hard to look me in the eye...Copy !req
115. You don't mind? It's fine, then?Copy !req
116. Of course it's not!Copy !req
117. What were you going to do?Copy !req
118. Hey, don't scare me like that!Copy !req
119. I was about to do something
crazy in front of you!Copy !req
120. Seriously, what were you going to do?Copy !req
121. No, that's not important now.Copy !req
122. Hey, there's something out there!Copy !req
123. Everyone, wake up!Copy !req
124. And... Foresight.Copy !req
125. There's a lot of them!
But they're moving stiffly...Copy !req
126. Handle things here! I'll get Aqua!Copy !req
127. Now's our chance to pay everyone back!Copy !req
128. After the trouble we caused when the Running
Hawk Kites were attracted to Darkness—Copy !req
129. What is this? Why am I surrounded
by undead the second I wake up?Copy !req
130. Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san!Copy !req
131. Wait. Is this...Copy !req
132. Trying to attack us while we sleep?
Pretty sneaky of you, undead!Copy !req
133. Oh, wandering souls, rest in peace!Copy !req
134. Turn Undead!Copy !req
135. Hang in there, Wiz!Copy !req
136. Someone! Wiz is...Copy !req
137. Amazing! She got all those zombies at once!Copy !req
138. Awesome!Copy !req
139. I'm sorry.Copy !req
140. Your luck ran out when you ran into me!Copy !req
141. Now, I'll purify every last one of you!Copy !req
142. I'm sorry.Copy !req
143. Such a beautiful priest!Copy !req
144. She's like a goddess!Copy !req
145. She's from that crusader's party!Copy !req
146. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
147. I'm so sorry for everything
my friends keep causing.Copy !req
148. It's pretty rare to see a
pack of attacking zombies.Copy !req
149. Good thing we had that priest with us!Copy !req
150. I'm sorry.Copy !req
151. If our goddess wasn't here,Copy !req
152. these zombies probably wouldn't
have shown up in the first place.Copy !req
153. Well, Kazuma? Was that goddess-like or what?Copy !req
154. I have to say, I have been
really nailing it lately!Copy !req
155. It wouldn't kill you to
make an offering, y'know!Copy !req
156. Wow, you've saved us again!Copy !req
157. This time, please, accept this reward!Copy !req
158. I'm sorry! We absolutely can not accept!Copy !req
159. Can you wrap this up as a gift?Copy !req
160. Sure thing.Copy !req
161. E-Excuse me!Copy !req
162. W-We're finally going to duel today, Megumin!Copy !req
163. This is just a little something from me!
You can all enjoy it together!Copy !req
164. H-Hello?Copy !req
165. Hey, look over there!Copy !req
166. We're here! The city of water
and hot springs, Arcanretia!Copy !req
167. Wow! Elves and dwarves!Copy !req
168. Now this is really fantastical!Copy !req
169. The scenery is completely
different from Axel...Copy !req
170. And the air is so clean.Copy !req
171. Steamed buns! Care for a steamed bun?Copy !req
172. Those are a local specialty, Arcan steamed buns.Copy !req
173. They're supposed to be quite tasty!Copy !req
174. I'm impressed you know that, Megumin.Copy !req
175. Arcanretia is famous among
adventurers as a health resort.Copy !req
176. The curative effects of the hot springs
here are said to be extraordinary!Copy !req
177. Yeah?Copy !req
178. My father took me to several
different towns in the past,Copy !req
179. but this place is more
beautiful than any of them.Copy !req
180. This should be a good hot springs trip.Copy !req
181. If they're all like this, maybe we should've
been visiting different towns all this time.Copy !req
182. Well, enjoy your holiday, folks!Copy !req
183. Thanks, Pops!Copy !req
184. Aww... Jarippa.Copy !req
185. Jarippa is being taken away!Copy !req
186. She gave something a
weird name again...Copy !req
187. Come on, everyone! Where should we go?Copy !req
188. You can ask me anything you
need to know about this town!Copy !req
189. After all, this town is the home of
the Axis Church, which I've blessed!Copy !req
190. As in... the Axis cult
that's full of weirdos?Copy !req
191. And this is town is its home?Copy !req
192. That explains why Aqua wanted to come here.Copy !req
193. Welcome to Arcanretia!Copy !req
194. Are you tourists? Converts?
Adventurers? Pilgrims?Copy !req
195. If you've come looking for work,
might I recommend the Axis Church?Copy !req
196. We have a job right now where you can
get paid just to tell other townsCopy !req
197. about how wonderful the Axis Church is!Copy !req
198. If you accept the position,Copy !req
199. you get the bonus of being able to identify
yourself as part of the Axis Church!Copy !req
200. How about it? Please, join us!Copy !req
201. Such beautiful light blue hair!Copy !req
202. Is it natural? I'm jealous!
I'm ever so jealous!Copy !req
203. Your raiment is just like
Aqua-sama's, too! It suits you!Copy !req
204. W-We should probably
head to an inn for now.Copy !req
205. R-Right. Good idea.Copy !req
206. We've already got a priest from
the Axis cult with us, so...Copy !req
207. Pardon us!Copy !req
208. Farewell, comrades! And may
you have a blessed day!Copy !req
209. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
210. Hey!Copy !req
211. Hey!Copy !req
212. Come on! Come over here!Copy !req
213. Where am I?Copy !req
214. Relax. We're already at Arcanretia.Copy !req
215. I feel as though I was on the
edge of a beautiful river,Copy !req
216. and Verdia-san was happily waving
to me from the other side...Copy !req
217. Thank you so much, Kazuma-san.Copy !req
218. You should thank Darkness, not me.Copy !req
219. I'm glad you've made it back.Copy !req
220. I hope that Aqua hasn't
caused some new problem.Copy !req
221. I'm gonna go have some fun at the
headquarters of the Axis Church!Copy !req
222. Time to be fawned over for
being an arch priest!Copy !req
223. I'm worried.Copy !req
224. I'm sure it'll be fine.
Megumin went with her.Copy !req
225. Really? You think so?Copy !req
226. I'm fine now,Copy !req
227. so why don't the two of you
take a look around town?Copy !req
228. Let's go, Kazuma. I'd love
to get a look at the city.Copy !req
229. Look, Kazuma! There's a fountain!Copy !req
230. Hey, you're right.Copy !req
231. This statue of their goddess is beautiful...Copy !req
232. And a sham.Copy !req
233. My apples...Copy !req
234. Are you okay?Copy !req
235. Thank you so much!Copy !req
236. You've been a huge help!Copy !req
237. Um...Copy !req
238. Can I do anything to thank you?Copy !req
239. Huh? Did I just trigger a flag?Copy !req
240. There's a café run by the
Axis Church just up ahead!Copy !req
241. Why don't we go there and have a chat?Copy !req
242. I'm good, thanks.Copy !req
243. W-W-Wait a second!Copy !req
244. I'm actually great at telling fortunes!Copy !req
245. Why don't you let me read your future?Copy !req
246. Th-That's quite all right!Copy !req
247. Seriously, it's fine!Copy !req
248. L-Let go!Copy !req
249. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
250. I've seen your future!Copy !req
251. Grave misfortune awaits you!Copy !req
252. But if you convert to the Axis faith,
your misfortune can be avoided!Copy !req
253. Join us! Why don't you join us?Copy !req
254. I'm experiencing misfortune
at this very instant!Copy !req
255. Hey, let go!Copy !req
256. Darkness, save me!Copy !req
257. I'm sorry.Copy !req
258. I'm actually a believer in the Eris faith.Copy !req
259. If you want to proselytize to him,
you'll have to wait until—Copy !req
260. W-Well, you know how it is.Copy !req
261. I know that the Axis cult and the
Eris church don't get along too well...Copy !req
262. Maybe you should keep your charm hidden.Copy !req
263. And don't let it bother you too—Copy !req
264. Are you turned on right now?Copy !req
265. I am not.Copy !req
266. But you just made that "Mmn!" sound.Copy !req
267. This place really is the
home of the Axis cult.Copy !req
268. Well, there are fewer people around here,Copy !req
269. so we should be fine now.Copy !req
270. Eek! Help me!Copy !req
271. You there! Please, help me!Copy !req
272. This violent-looking man,
who's probably an Eris cultist,Copy !req
273. is trying to force me into his dark ways!Copy !req
274. Hey, you there!Copy !req
275. You're not with the Axis Church, are you?Copy !req
276. If you were as cool and strong as the members
of that faith, I'd have to run away!Copy !req
277. But if you're not, I'm not gonna hold back!Copy !req
278. I've received the blessing
of the Dark Goddess Eris!Copy !req
279. If you wanna get in my way,
then I'll let you have it!Copy !req
280. Oh, this is horrible!Copy !req
281. And all I have on me is the paperwork
for joining the Axis Church!Copy !req
282. If only someone would sign their name,Copy !req
283. this sinister Eris cultist
would flee in fear!Copy !req
284. Hey, wait, don't abandon me, sir!Copy !req
285. It's fine! You just have to
write your name on this paper,Copy !req
286. and then you'll receive some
kind power from Aqua-samaCopy !req
287. to make you strong and super cool!Copy !req
288. With that power, this Eris cultist will
surely lose his nerve and run away!Copy !req
289. That's right!Copy !req
290. Plus, if you join, you'll get
all kinds of rare bonuses,Copy !req
291. like becoming a good entertainerCopy !req
292. and being beloved by undead monsters!Copy !req
293. If you insist on calling Eris-sama
a dark goddess in my presence—Copy !req
294. Is everyone in the Axis cult like this?Copy !req
295. Everyone in the Eris cult better
not be like her, either.Copy !req
296. You were turned on, weren't you?Copy !req
297. Was not.Copy !req
298. Congratulations!Copy !req
299. You are the millionth to
pass down this street!Copy !req
300. I'd love to give you a commemorative
prize, but you see,Copy !req
301. the prize is actually sponsored
by the Axis Church,Copy !req
302. so if you'd just help me get
this paperwork out of the way,Copy !req
303. we can get your name, and you
can receive your prize...Copy !req
304. Hey! Hey, wow, it's been so long!Copy !req
305. It's me! You know, me! How've you been?Copy !req
306. Remember? We were classmates in school!Copy !req
307. We were in the same class!
Do you remember me?Copy !req
308. I've changed a lot since
joining the Axis Church,Copy !req
309. so maybe you didn't recognize me!Copy !req
310. Oh, my! Wait a moment!Copy !req
311. Are you two newlyweds? Why, how darling!Copy !req
312. Here, take this detergent!Copy !req
313. Oh, don't worry about paying!Copy !req
314. It's a little wedding gift from an old lady!Copy !req
315. It's actually some amazing stuff!Copy !req
316. I mean, it's received Aqua-sama's blessing,
so it can get rid of any kind of stain!Copy !req
317. And it's so easy on your skin! I'm serious!Copy !req
318. You can even drink it!Copy !req
319. What is wrong with this town?Copy !req
320. A trial in a heretical land...Copy !req
321. What an experience!Copy !req
322. You never break character, do you?Copy !req
323. Here are your orders.Copy !req
324. Oh, and for our guest from the Eris cult...Copy !req
325. This is for you, on the house.Copy !req
326. Please enjoy yourselves.Copy !req
327. Hey, Kazuma, why don't
we all move to this town?Copy !req
328. Absolutely not!Copy !req
329. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
330. Let's just head back to the inn.Copy !req
331. Are you okay?Copy !req
332. Here, let me see.Copy !req
333. Looks like it's just a scratch.Copy !req
334. Thank you, mister, lady!Copy !req
335. Even in a city full of religious nutcases,Copy !req
336. this girl blooms like a single flower!Copy !req
337. Here.Copy !req
338. Well? Does it hurt?Copy !req
339. No, it's fine now! Thank you!Copy !req
340. Hey, nice man, tell me your name!Copy !req
341. It's Kazuma. Satou Kazuma.Copy !req
342. And the scary lady here is Darkness.Copy !req
343. D-Don't give me such a weird introduction!Copy !req
344. Am I really that scary-looking?Copy !req
345. How do you write "Satou Kazuma"?Copy !req
346. Write it for me, mister!Copy !req
347. Sure. My name is written like—Copy !req
348. Damn it all!Copy !req
349. Mister!Copy !req
350. A Goddess for This Corrupt Hot Springs Town!Copy !req
351. My dear friends, Funifura-san
and Dodonko-san.Copy !req
352. About coming to visit, please don't do it!Copy !req
353. I'm sure you're busy, so don't—Copy !req