1. I've made some of the finest
quality tea, Kazuma-san.Copy !req
2. Quite.Copy !req
3. This is hot water.Copy !req
4. Oh, how careless of me.Copy !req
5. Could it perhaps be that
you purified the tea?Copy !req
6. I'm ever so sorry, Kazuma-san.Copy !req
7. We simply need to remake the tea.Copy !req
8. Thank you, Aqua. I'll finish this as it is.Copy !req
9. Yes, it's hot water!Copy !req
10. You're freaking me out!Copy !req
11. KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2Copy !req
12. Episode 7 An Invitation for This Knucklehead!Copy !req
13. I'll apologize for what
happened the other day!Copy !req
14. So please, turn back to normal, Kazuma!Copy !req
15. The other day?Copy !req
16. What exactly are you calling
the holy sword Excalibur?Copy !req
17. Oh, that matter.Copy !req
18. The wealthy don't have
time for such quibbles.Copy !req
19. That aside, would you care to
join us for tea, Megumin?Copy !req
20. We've happened upon some fine tea leaves.Copy !req
21. I'm so sorry! So please, turn back to normal!Copy !req
22. You're being really creepy right now!Copy !req
23. I have no idea what you mean.Copy !req
24. I'm acting the same as I always do.Copy !req
25. The finest quality tea is ready
once again, Kazuma-san.Copy !req
26. This is also hot water.Copy !req
27. You must have purified it again.Copy !req
28. Oh, my. How careless of me!Copy !req
29. No matter. It simply needs to be remade again.Copy !req
30. Thank you, Aqua. I'll finish this as it is.Copy !req
31. What happened was...Copy !req
32. That little loli brat!Copy !req
33. When she gets back, I'll skin her alive!Copy !req
34. I swear! I swear I will!Copy !req
35. I'll put her through something
that'll even make someoneCopy !req
36. as tough as her squirm
and cry for forgiveness!Copy !req
37. R-Really?Copy !req
38. And what exactly is this thing that will
make even Megumin cry for mercy?Copy !req
39. Would you pipe down? It's too early.Copy !req
40. Why can't you all be as composed as I am?Copy !req
41. I haven't even moved from
this spot since yesterday,Copy !req
42. apart from taking a bath.Copy !req
43. I don't wanna hear criticism from the
failure who's vegging out all day long!Copy !req
44. Damn it! I'm gonna make her pay!Copy !req
45. I can already picture her sweet tears!Copy !req
46. Could you explain exactly why
she'll be crying, though?Copy !req
47. There she is!Copy !req
48. Details—Copy !req
49. Megumin, you little—Copy !req
50. Did you think it was the crazy
little Crimson Demon girl?Copy !req
51. How unfortunate! It is I!Copy !req
52. With my shrewd eye for business,Copy !req
53. I've come to negotiate a deal in
the place of my dimwitted shopkeep!Copy !req
54. Now, prostrate yourself
with joy at my arrival,Copy !req
55. and show me that which you would
have us sell in our establishment!Copy !req
56. Hey, wait one second...
How'd you get inside the mansion?Copy !req
57. Oh, that puny thing?Copy !req
58. Was that supposed to be a barrier?Copy !req
59. It was incredibly weak.Copy !req
60. I thought it was a failed experiment
by some fledgling priest!Copy !req
61. Oh, how rude of me!Copy !req
62. It seems that, with my immense strength,Copy !req
63. simply passing through it was
enough to make it collapse!Copy !req
64. Oh, my!Copy !req
65. Your body seems to be on the verge of
collapse, Mr. Immensely Strong Demon!Copy !req
66. Whatever will we do?Copy !req
67. Aren't you supposed to be a duke of Hell?Copy !req
68. And to think, that little barrier
could put you in this state!Copy !req
69. This body is merely animated earth.Copy !req
70. There are countless replacements.Copy !req
71. I just found myself curious about that
flimsy thing posted around the mansion.Copy !req
72. I suppose, for the botched work of a
fledgling priest, it was quite impressive.Copy !req
73. For a barrier created by a
human, beginner priest, that is!Copy !req
74. Guys, why don't we calm down a little?Copy !req
75. Hey, Kazuma.Copy !req
76. Yeah?Copy !req
77. Were you building that kotatsu and whatever
else to do business with this thing?Copy !req
78. Yeah...Copy !req
79. With a parasite who has to suck on negative
human emotions to barely manage existing?Copy !req
80. You look pretty sinister yourself right now.Copy !req
81. Oh, gosh! It's so funny, I forgot to laugh!Copy !req
82. But you are laughing.Copy !req
83. We demons are particular about contracts,Copy !req
84. so you can trust I'll fulfill things on my end.Copy !req
85. I'm not like those who say,
"Believe in me and be saved,"Copy !req
86. and seek to prey on the pure of heart...Copy !req
87. Gathering believers with
sweet, hollow promises,Copy !req
88. only to then collect a tithe as a means
of robbing them of their money!Copy !req
89. What was their catchphrase again?Copy !req
90. Oh, right...Copy !req
91. "God is always watching over you," I believe?Copy !req
92. Well, my goodness! It turns out...Copy !req
93. I may have borne witness to this
god, based on that description!Copy !req
94. He was arrested for peeping!Copy !req
95. Perhaps this fellow who was watching over
toilets and bath houses with a tepid gazeCopy !req
96. You've got it all wrong!Copy !req
97. was actually a god?Copy !req
98. Sacred Exorcism!Copy !req
99. Watch it!Copy !req
100. And a-shedding I go!Copy !req
101. This is it, right? This is your real body?Copy !req
102. Now what're you going to
do? What can you do?Copy !req
103. Even if you destroy this mask—Copy !req
104. See here, cut that out! Don't try
to take it off while I'm talking!Copy !req
105. Hey, easy there!Copy !req
106. Would you two calm down?Copy !req
107. Let me finish what I was saying first!Copy !req
108. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
109. Let's begin the meeting, then.Copy !req
110. We'd previously agreed on
splitting the profits, but...Copy !req
111. How about it, boy?Copy !req
112. Would you care to sell the intellectual
property rights to these designs instead?Copy !req
113. I'll buy them for three hundred million eris.Copy !req
114. Three hundred million?Copy !req
115. That's... enough to live on without
needing a job, isn't it?Copy !req
116. If you'd prefer monthly profit sharing,
I can offer you one million eris a month.Copy !req
117. A million a month?Copy !req
118. There's no guarantee they'll
sell indefinitely, though...Copy !req
119. Is it wiser to take the
three hundred mil?Copy !req
120. But wait...Copy !req
121. With a million a month, we wouldn't have to
worry about slowly depleting a single sum.Copy !req
122. Well, you can take your time considering it.Copy !req
123. A million a month?Copy !req
124. I'm worried about things at the
store, so I'll be taking my leave.Copy !req
125. The amount of fancy bubbly
I could buy with that...Copy !req
126. And I'm worried about your nasty
stench stinking up my holy abode!Copy !req
127. Get out! Hurry up and get lost!Copy !req
128. It's hot water again.Copy !req
129. Oh, how silly of me!Copy !req
130. And they've been like that ever since.Copy !req
131. Why don't you try making it again?Copy !req
132. That explains the phony air of wealth.Copy !req
133. You can be so silly!Copy !req
134. Well, it's wonderful that
we have more money now.Copy !req
135. Anyway, why don't we
go take on a kill quest?Copy !req
136. Huh? Oh, please. What are you saying?Copy !req
137. Why should I bother working when I'm
on the verge of making a fortune?Copy !req
138. I mean, I put together good gear,
made a plan, and took on a quest,Copy !req
139. and I still ended up dying again!Copy !req
140. I've decided that I'll make my living
doing business from now on.Copy !req
141. No more dangerous adventurer stuff!
Time for a nice, room-temperature life!Copy !req
142. Say, Kazuma-san, that would
actually be a bit of a problem.Copy !req
143. If you don't defeat the Devil King,
it would actually be a real problem for me.Copy !req
144. In that case, why don't
we make a ton of moneyCopy !req
145. and hire some incredibly strong adventurers?Copy !req
146. Then we'll have them help
us defeat the Devil King!Copy !req
147. We conquer the Devil King's castle
leading an army of adventurers!Copy !req
148. How about it? It actually sounds
plausible for once, doesn't it?Copy !req
149. That's it! Nice one, Kazuma-san!Copy !req
150. I can see you slappingCopy !req
151. adventurers' faces with wads of
cash as you order them around,Copy !req
152. and stealing the finishing blow after
they've weakened the Devil King enough!Copy !req
153. That's exactly it!Copy !req
154. I guess knowing me the longest
means you know me the best!Copy !req
155. Using the power of money
to defeat the Devil King...Copy !req
156. I can't accept it! I refuse to!Copy !req
157. What exactly do you think the Devil King is?Copy !req
158. A force like the Devil King is meant to be
fought by awakening to a hidden power,Copy !req
159. and then defeating him
after an epic final battle!Copy !req
160. And what do I hear you talking about?
Just hiring strong adventurers to defeat him?Copy !req
161. Come on, Darkness,
say something to— Darkness?Copy !req
162. Oh, it's just, seeing Kazuma gradually
becoming more and more patheticCopy !req
163. got me wondering just how big a
scumbag he'll be in the future...Copy !req
164. Ugh! What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
165. Don't group me with the pervert over there.Copy !req
166. Anyway, I died of a broken neck, remember?Copy !req
167. Just let me relax until I've healed fully.Copy !req
168. I understand. Why don't we see
to healing your injury, then?Copy !req
169. Eh, it's fine. If I just slack
off long enough, it'll heal.Copy !req
170. Oh, boy!Copy !req
171. Let's go right away!Copy !req
172. We'll head to the city of water
and hot springs, Arcanretia!Copy !req
173. Don't mind my injury—Copy !req
174. Did you say hot springs?Copy !req
175. Did you just say Arcanretia?Copy !req
176. Did you say we're going to Arcanretia,
the city of water and hot springs?Copy !req
177. H-Hot springs, eh?Copy !req
178. I guess we're all exhausted from
fighting so many tough enemies,Copy !req
179. so it can't hurt to splurge
a bit on a hot springs trip.Copy !req
180. Kazuma-san, why did you sound
so monotone saying that?Copy !req
181. KO!Copy !req
182. NOSUBA!Copy !req
183. Is everybody ready?Copy !req
184. You bet! I'm all set to go!Copy !req
185. Man, how long do those two plan
to sleep? And they call us losers!Copy !req
186. I'm gonna go wake them up.Copy !req
187. Kazuma, head to where
we're boarding the wagonsCopy !req
188. and secure the best seats!Copy !req
189. All right, got it!Copy !req
190. Hey, welcome!Copy !req
191. Oh? What brings you by so early?Copy !req
192. Going on a little hot springs trip.Copy !req
193. So, about our deal...Copy !req
194. It'll have to wait until I get back.Copy !req
195. Is that all?Copy !req
196. Well, take the chance to relax and enjoy
your anticipation of mixed bathing.Copy !req
197. I-I-I'm not anticipating that!Copy !req
198. I just wanted to go because
my neck still hurts...Copy !req
199. Wait, why is Wiz all burnt up?Copy !req
200. What... in the world?Copy !req
201. These things are really amazing!Copy !req
202. They'll sell! I'm sure
they'll fly off the shelves!Copy !req
203. So, Vanir-san, please stop
making your way toward meCopy !req
204. while preparing a Murder Ray!Copy !req
205. So I was loading these pieces of junk
into boxes, hoping to return them.Copy !req
206. Wanna buy one?Copy !req
207. What is it? Some kind of magic item?Copy !req
208. It's a portable toilet accessory that lets
you deal with nature's call while on the road.Copy !req
209. It even uses running water to grant
a degree of privacy by making sound.Copy !req
210. What the heck? That's awesome!Copy !req
211. Its flaw is that the sound it creates to mask
your business is so loud, it attracts monsters,Copy !req
212. and the mechanism for generating water is so
powerful that it causes a localized disaster.Copy !req
213. Does nothing in this store
work without any problems?Copy !req
214. Unfortunately, the dimwitted ownerCopy !req
215. has a unique gift when it comes to
stocking completely useless merchandise.Copy !req
216. As soon as I take my eyes off her,
she purchases the most bizarre things...Copy !req
217. Actually, boy, you said you were
going to the hot springs, didn't you?Copy !req
218. Anyone hungry?Copy !req
219. Hey! I told you to go
ahead and save us seats!Copy !req
220. Wait, what's that on your back?Copy !req
221. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
222. Can you wrap this as a gift?Copy !req
223. Sure thing!Copy !req
224. E-Excuse me!Copy !req
225. Now, today we settle our vendetta, Megumin!Copy !req
226. Prepare yourself!Copy !req
227. H-Hello?Copy !req
228. Babysitting, huh?Copy !req
229. Well, that's fine.Copy !req
230. But she's kind of fading away.Copy !req
231. Hey! Is she gonna be okay?Copy !req
232. Healing magic... wait, that'd have
the opposite effect on the undead!Copy !req
233. A trip...Copy !req
234. Father once took me to the capital
when I was a chi— Aiiieee!Copy !req
235. Huh?Copy !req
236. Oh, it's Kazuma-san.Copy !req
237. It was an emergency!Copy !req
238. You're the one with the most
vitality in this group!Copy !req
239. Hey, Kazuma!Copy !req
240. Let's take this wagon!Copy !req
241. From the look of it,
it's the most comfortable!Copy !req
242. By the way, I get a window seat.Copy !req
243. I reserve the seat with the
best view of the scenery!Copy !req
244. Go on, Kazuma, buy our tickets!Copy !req
245. Make it quick so no one else
can buy the seats on that wagon!Copy !req
246. Hey, mister, why is one seat already filled?Copy !req
247. What is this?Copy !req
248. That's a baby red dragon, miss.Copy !req
249. I was already paid for a single seat, so...Copy !req
250. It'll be uncomfortable, but one of you
will have to bear with riding in the back.Copy !req
251. In that case...Copy !req
252. Rock-paper-scissors!Copy !req
253. I think rock-paper-scissors is the
best way to handle such things!Copy !req
254. Um, if that's the case, I can just sit in the—Copy !req
255. No, Wiz. Let's give everyone a chance.Copy !req
256. Sounds good, Aqua. Rock-paper-scissors, huh?Copy !req
257. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
258. Rock-paper-scissors!Copy !req
259. Looks like I'm clear.Copy !req
260. Wait!Copy !req
261. No one said it was by elimination!Copy !req
262. The five of us play until
a single loser is decided!Copy !req
263. You wanna just play against me, then?Copy !req
264. We'll play three times, and if I lose
even once, I'll sit in the back.Copy !req
265. You're serious?Copy !req
266. Yep.Copy !req
267. So, do you even know
how probability works?Copy !req
268. Yep.Copy !req
269. It's next to impossible for
you to win three in a row!Copy !req
270. Well, I've never lost at
rock-paper-scissors.Copy !req
271. This isn't right! Something's wrong!Copy !req
272. You cheated, didn't you? Please,
one more! Just one more time!Copy !req
273. You mean it? This is the last time.Copy !req
274. You accepted! You accepted,
didn't you, Kazuma?Copy !req
275. I don't know how you're cheating,Copy !req
276. but if you want to play that way,
I have a trick up my sleeve, too!Copy !req
277. Blessing!Copy !req
278. Hey, that's dirty! You buffed
your luck with magic!Copy !req
279. Hey, luck is a factor in skill!Copy !req
280. And magic skill is a factor in luck!Copy !req
281. Now, here we go! Rock-paper-scissors!Copy !req
282. Why?Copy !req
283. Even when I was a kid, I never
lost at rock-paper-scissors.Copy !req
284. You coward! What is that? No fair!Copy !req
285. It's cheating! Some kind of cheating ability!Copy !req
286. You were born with a special ability?Copy !req
287. Then that cancels out the gracious
help I've been offering to you!Copy !req
288. Send me back! Send me back to the
heavenly realm, you dirty cheat!Copy !req
289. Hey, you little bitch!Copy !req
290. Are you saying my special ability is
being able to win at rock-paper-scissors?Copy !req
291. Are you an idiot? How is that
gonna help me fight monsters?Copy !req
292. But, but...Copy !req
293. And the thing that pisses me off the mostCopy !req
294. is the fact that you describe what
you've been doing as "gracious help"!Copy !req
295. Cut the crap! Gracious, my ass!Copy !req
296. If I could trade you in for a special power,Copy !req
297. I would've done it a long time ago!Copy !req
298. Kazuma, I can't believe you went there!Copy !req
299. Stop it! Quit pulling on my cheeks!Copy !req
300. The caravan to Arcanretia is pulling out.Copy !req
301. I guess this is new, even for
the lady of a noble house.Copy !req
302. Chomusuke is still cuter.Copy !req
303. I never thought I'd be going on
a trip like this in this world.Copy !req
304. It's not bad.Copy !req
305. Kazuma-san!Copy !req
306. My butt hurts like crazy!Copy !req
307. Can someone switch with me now?Copy !req
308. We'll move to a different
wagon when we get to a stop.Copy !req
309. Hang in there until then.Copy !req
310. Aww, man!Copy !req
311. Foresight.Copy !req
312. What is that?Copy !req
313. Excuse me.Copy !req
314. Yes?Copy !req
315. There's a dust cloud headed
in this direction...Copy !req
316. Do you know what it might be?Copy !req
317. Well, now... I can't see it,Copy !req
318. but around here, the only thing
that'd kick up a cloud of dustCopy !req
319. would have to be a pack of Lizard Runners.Copy !req
320. But they say the Princess Runner
was killed the other day,Copy !req
321. so it might just be a Sandwhale
kicking up some sand.Copy !req
322. The only other thing is...
maybe some Running Hawk Kites.Copy !req
323. Running Hawk Kites?Copy !req
324. I'm not being confusing on purpose, sir.Copy !req
325. These are some dangerous monsters.Copy !req
326. When the mating season starts,
to get the attention of females,Copy !req
327. the males compete in a mating
ritual like a chicken race.Copy !req
328. That settles it! You win!Copy !req
329. They charge straight at the
hardest thing they can find,Copy !req
330. and only turn away at the last second.Copy !req
331. Well, they'll probably just charge into
some nearby rock. Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
332. That's a relief, then!Copy !req
333. They do seem to be headed
this way at quite a clip...Copy !req
334. Oh, those are definitely
Running Hawk Kites.Copy !req
335. But it'd be strange for
them to head toward us.Copy !req
336. Maybe, somewhere in the caravan,Copy !req
337. there's a load of some incredibly
hard mineral, like adamantite!Copy !req
338. Huh? They do seem to be headed this way...Copy !req
339. Toward this wagon, actually...Copy !req
340. Hard as adamantite?Copy !req
341. Hey, Dark—Copy !req
342. Kazuma, Kazuma!Copy !req
343. A bunch of incredibly fast creatures
are headed right this way!Copy !req
344. And it feels like their gaze is fixed on me!Copy !req
345. They look so intense!Copy !req
346. It was you?Copy !req
347. Sir, I need to stop the wagon!Copy !req
348. The adventurer guards will
protect you and the wagon!Copy !req
349. I'm sorry our crusader is so hard.Copy !req
350. Hey, Darkness! Those monsters are after you!Copy !req
351. They charge at the hardest
thing they can find!Copy !req
352. They're after your rock-hard muscles!Copy !req
353. Now, Kazuma. In spite of
it all, I'm still a woman.Copy !req
354. Don't call my muscles hard.Copy !req
355. I know what it is. My armor is
partially composed of adamantite.Copy !req
356. I'm sure that's what's attracting them.Copy !req
357. It's true! Don't give me that look!Copy !req
358. My body isn't that hard!Copy !req
359. Megumin, Aqua, we're up!Copy !req
360. We don't really need to fight this time,Copy !req
361. but it's kind of our fault
they're headed this way!Copy !req
362. We need to clean up our own mess!Copy !req
363. I'll help, too!Copy !req
364. Stay in the wagon and
protect the driver, Wiz!Copy !req
365. Okay!Copy !req
366. Sir! Sir, you're paying for the trip!Copy !req
367. Wait somewhere safe!Copy !req
368. I'm sorry. One of our party caused this.Copy !req
369. Adventurers, if you please!Copy !req
370. Leave...Copy !req
371. this...Copy !req
372. to...Copy !req
373. us!Copy !req
374. Megumin, get some explosion magic ready!Copy !req
375. Understood!Copy !req
376. You, crusader! You're not one
of the guards, so stay back!Copy !req
377. Hey, it looks like the monstersCopy !req
378. are headed straight for that crusader!Copy !req
379. That's Decoy!Copy !req
380. Crusaders have a skill called Decoy that lets
them attract the attention of monsters!Copy !req
381. She's not one of the guards,
but she's taking on all of the monsters!Copy !req
382. I'm sorry. She's not using that skill.Copy !req
383. She's facing all those monsters
without backing down at all!Copy !req
384. She's so brave!Copy !req
385. I'm sorry. I don't think bravery
has anything to do with it.Copy !req
386. She's not even being paid!Copy !req
387. Adventurer or not, we can't expose
one of the passengers to danger!Copy !req
388. I'll back her up! Bind!Copy !req
389. What?Copy !req
390. No way...Copy !req
391. Did she block the Bind because she knew
they'd turn on me if I had hit them?Copy !req
392. Gulp...Copy !req
393. I'm sorry! I was trying to help,
but I only got in the way!Copy !req
394. Forgive me! Forgive me!Copy !req
395. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
396. I'm so sorry about our party member!Copy !req
397. It hurts...Copy !req
398. I am so, so sorry for the
trouble our pervert caused!Copy !req
399. Sightseeing in This Pitiful City!Copy !req
400. To my dear friends Funifura-san
and Dodonko-san.Copy !req
401. Thank you for your response. I'm doing well.Copy !req
402. Regarding the friends I mentioned
in my letter, they really do ex—Copy !req