1. Achoo!Copy !req
2. My, oh my, are you catching
a cold? Take care, now.Copy !req
3. You're sounding pretty nasal
yourself, Kazuma-san.Copy !req
4. I'll hurry and fix this tracksuit for you.Copy !req
5. You're the one who threw it
in the fireplace, though.Copy !req
6. My, oh my, feeling hungry?Copy !req
7. Actually, I guess I haven't
eaten breakfast yet.Copy !req
8. You're the one who got carried away and
spent all our money on booze, though.Copy !req
9. But... everyone was having
so much fun partying!Copy !req
10. That looks like the fancy bubbly
I had hidden under my bed...Copy !req
11. I wonder if the pawn shop's open...Copy !req
12. Come here, Chomusuke.Copy !req
13. Give it back! That's my last bottle!Copy !req
14. It's my last hope!Copy !req
15. I'm gonna go trade it for cash right now!Copy !req
16. And if I can't, I'll just
drink it all right here!Copy !req
17. Maybe that would warm me up a little!Copy !req
18. Don't! I can't fall asleep if
I'm not holding that bottle!Copy !req
19. You're making demands like that
after burning my tracksuit?Copy !req
20. You ought to go sell that raiment, too!Copy !req
21. What are you saying?Copy !req
22. This raiment is part of my
identity as a goddess!Copy !req
23. There's no way I can sell it!Copy !req
24. Are you stupid? Why are you being so stupid?Copy !req
25. Steal!Copy !req
26. Kazuma-sama!Copy !req
27. I'm sorry for getting carried
away, so please stop!Copy !req
28. Shut up!Copy !req
29. We haven't repaid any of our debt
and Darkness still isn't back!Copy !req
30. You should be more concerned about that!Copy !req
31. Trouble, Kazuma! Major trouble!Copy !req
32. Who are you?Copy !req
33. KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2Copy !req
34. Episode 4 A Betrothed for This Noble Daughter!Copy !req
35. Who are you?Copy !req
36. Huh? She's... glad?Copy !req
37. Kazuma! Can't you save this
kind of play for later?Copy !req
38. Yes?Copy !req
39. Wait... Is that you, Darkness?Copy !req
40. We were so worried!Copy !req
41. Darkness!Copy !req
42. Kazuma... Kazuma, he...Copy !req
43. He stripped me against my willCopy !req
44. and wants to sell my most intimate possession!Copy !req
45. Wha?Copy !req
46. Hey! Word choice!Copy !req
47. Welcome back, Darkness.Copy !req
48. Oh, Megumin. It's good to be back.Copy !req
49. That cat...Copy !req
50. I won't ask what happened.Copy !req
51. First, take a nice, long bath...Copy !req
52. and let your body and soul recover...Copy !req
53. Uh, what are you talking about?Copy !req
54. I'm more curious about
what Aqua was describing...Copy !req
55. No doubt about it.
This is an expensive dress.Copy !req
56. You must've been through so much...Copy !req
57. Where are you getting your weird ideas?Copy !req
58. Do you think the lord had his
way with me or something?Copy !req
59. We're just glad you're back.Copy !req
60. Go on, take that warm bath
and cry your heart out.Copy !req
61. You're wrong! He didn't have the
guts to demand that much from me!Copy !req
62. Look at this! This is the problem!Copy !req
63. What is it?Copy !req
64. Wow, what a handsome guy!Copy !req
65. Pisses me off.Copy !req
66. What are you doing?Copy !req
67. My hands moved on their own...Copy !req
68. So the hot guy is the lord's son, huh?Copy !req
69. In exchange for the lenience
you received, he demandedCopy !req
70. an arranged marriage meeting with his son.Copy !req
71. The reason I was away for so longCopy !req
72. is because I was trying to
figure out a way to prevent it.Copy !req
73. My father doesn't hold Aldarp in high regard,Copy !req
74. but he thinks highly of his son.Copy !req
75. He's the one most excited about the idea.Copy !req
76. Please! Come with me,Copy !req
77. and help me convince my father!Copy !req
78. Here you go.Copy !req
79. How about it? Good as new, right?Copy !req
80. How is it that you're so versatile
when it comes to stuff like this?Copy !req
81. It's true...Copy !req
82. If we don't do something, our valuable
crusader is going to be married off.Copy !req
83. Our valued...Copy !req
84. Thank you, Aqua.Copy !req
85. She'll be... married?Copy !req
86. It's getting to the point where
I'm having trouble refusing.Copy !req
87. Which means our crusader who can't
land any hits will be leaving our party?Copy !req
88. Oh, it's fine! Something like this
is a piece of cake for a goddess!Copy !req
89. No one would be able to
tell it's not the original!Copy !req
90. It's not that I'm trying to subtly
kick her out of the party...Copy !req
91. Literally godly skills!
You can praise me some more—Copy !req
92. Kazuma?Copy !req
93. That's it!Copy !req
94. I'm Kazuma.Copy !req
95. What do you mean, I should
accept the arranged marriage?Copy !req
96. Don't you care if Darkness can't
adventure with us anymore?Copy !req
97. Look, refusing the arrangementCopy !req
98. is just going to make that
lord guy even less reasonable!Copy !req
99. That's true...Copy !req
100. In that case, you have to accept
the arrangement, but then ruin it!Copy !req
101. Ru—Copy !req
102. And do it without hurting your family's name.Copy !req
103. That's it! Let's do that!Copy !req
104. If it works, I won't have to slap my father sillyCopy !req
105. every time he brings up
the subject of marriage!Copy !req
106. I feel bad for your old man...Copy !req
107. Satou Kazuma!Copy !req
108. Is Satou Kazuma here?Copy !req
109. Wh-What is it this time?Copy !req
110. There are strange monsters
surrounding the town.Copy !req
111. Do you know anything about that?Copy !req
112. Huh?Copy !req
113. You will accompany us at once.Copy !req
114. We have to refuse.Copy !req
115. One of our most precious comrades
is facing a grave crisis!Copy !req
116. We cannot afford to ignore it!Copy !req
117. Megumin...Copy !req
118. Hey, calm down!Copy !req
119. Hang on...Copy !req
120. Aqua I can manage,Copy !req
121. but Megumin is weirdly smart
about certain things.Copy !req
122. Better to get her out of the way.Copy !req
123. Megumin...Copy !req
124. Please, go.Copy !req
125. If there's a large number of monsters,Copy !req
126. that's a job for your explosion magic.Copy !req
127. It's okay. You can leave
Darkness to Aqua and me.Copy !req
128. But...Copy !req
129. You're the only one who can do this.Copy !req
130. I'm the only one?Copy !req
131. We're counting on you,
ultimate arch wizard!Copy !req
132. I will demonstrate my power!Copy !req
133. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
134. Y-You're certain, then, Lalatina?Copy !req
135. I am, Father.Copy !req
136. I, Lalatina, have decided to attend the
meeting for this arranged marriage.Copy !req
137. And these two are...?Copy !req
138. My adventuring friends.Copy !req
139. They will accompany me at the meeting
as a temporary butler and maid.Copy !req
140. How does it fit?Copy !req
141. I think it's okay.Copy !req
142. Hey, that looks good on you.Copy !req
143. You look like a proper servant!Copy !req
144. I think the "wannabe-butler who's trying
too hard" look suits you too, Kazuma.Copy !req
145. Oh, that was so funny.Copy !req
146. If we weren't in a noble's mansion,Copy !req
147. I would've had to let you have it.Copy !req
148. Right, Miss Lalatina?Copy !req
149. D-Don't call me "Miss Lalatina"!Copy !req
150. Her father ended up asking me for help.Copy !req
151. He requested I ensure his daughter
wouldn't cause an incident.Copy !req
152. And if the meeting goes
well, he'll reward me!Copy !req
153. I can't help but feel motivated.Copy !req
154. You know what to do, right?
I'm counting on you.Copy !req
155. I'm glad you decided to attend the meeting.Copy !req
156. I want you to find happiness, Lalatina.Copy !req
157. Please, Father.Copy !req
158. I simply said that I'd consider
the arranged marriage.Copy !req
159. What?Copy !req
160. And after considering it,Copy !req
161. I've decided that it's still too
soon for me to get married.Copy !req
162. It's too late now!Copy !req
163. I agreed to meet with him,
but I never said I would marry him!Copy !req
164. I'll destroy it...Copy !req
165. I'll destroy this stupid meeting!Copy !req
166. L-Lalatina!Copy !req
167. Please refrain from using such vulgar language.Copy !req
168. You'll give your partner a bad impression.Copy !req
169. You rat! Are you betraying me?Copy !req
170. I am currently serving as a temporary
butler for the Dustiness family.Copy !req
171. My wish is for your happiness, milady.Copy !req
172. K-Kazuma-kun!Copy !req
173. Damn you, Kazuma!Copy !req
174. Sir Walther!Copy !req
175. So you've come...Copy !req
176. You're the one they intend for me to marry?Copy !req
177. I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina!Copy !req
178. You can call me Mistress Dus—Copy !req
179. Milady! Please watch your step!Copy !req
180. I thought you were going to help me!Copy !req
181. Did you forget the part about not
besmirching your family's name?Copy !req
182. If I have a bad reputation,
fewer people will consider marrying me,Copy !req
183. and I can continue to focus on adventuring!Copy !req
184. I'm even prepared to be disinherited!Copy !req
185. Even then, I will survive as best I canCopy !req
186. and continue accepting
quests I'm unqualified for,Copy !req
187. until I am overwhelmed and captured
by the Devil King's army,Copy !req
188. held down by them...Copy !req
189. That doesn't sound like the
Devil King. Sounds like a perv.Copy !req
190. That's the kind of life I want!Copy !req
191. You finally came out and admitted it...Copy !req
192. Besides, he's far from my type of man.Copy !req
193. First, he seems to be of
absolutely decent character.Copy !req
194. He never angers toward anyone.Copy !req
195. He works hardCopy !req
196. and was strong enough to achieve
knighthood at the earliest age on record.Copy !req
197. That sounds pretty good to me.Copy !req
198. How?Copy !req
199. If you're a noble, you should act like one,Copy !req
200. with a vulgar grin on your face at all times!Copy !req
201. What exactly is that pure,
focused gaze of his?Copy !req
202. I want something more...Copy !req
203. Like what Kazuma always does,Copy !req
204. when he looks at me as if he's
licking me all over with his gaze!Copy !req
205. I-I-I do not look at you that way!Copy !req
206. He never angers?Copy !req
207. What a moron!Copy !req
208. Using a maid's mistakes to subject
her to all kinds of punishmentCopy !req
209. is what nobles are supposed to do!Copy !req
210. Besides, the type I like isCopy !req
211. the polar opposite of such a competent man!Copy !req
212. He's not particularly attractive and
can be either scrawny or fat.Copy !req
213. He needs to be weak-willed enough
that, despite my love for him,Copy !req
214. he's easily strung along by
another woman's affection.Copy !req
215. Someone who's in rut all year round—
the more perverse, the better!Copy !req
216. A failure at life, who tries to
take the easiest route possible!Copy !req
217. And if he's in debt, that'd be even better!Copy !req
218. Then he could drink all day and never work,Copy !req
219. and complain that it's
society's fault he's a loser!Copy !req
220. He'd throw an empty bottle
at me while saying...Copy !req
221. "Hey, Darkness.Copy !req
222. Why don't you use that nasty body
of yours to earn us some cash?"Copy !req
223. Damn it all! This girl is completely hopeless!Copy !req
224. Well, let me introduce myself.Copy !req
225. I am Alexei Barnes Walther.Copy !req
226. I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina.Copy !req
227. I'll spare you the specific
details of my family.Copy !req
228. Telling them to an upstart noble's sonCopy !req
229. wouldn't do any—Copy !req
230. Is something wrong?Copy !req
231. N-Nothing. It's just, seeing
your face made me feel si—Copy !req
232. Eee!Copy !req
233. It seems meeting you has made milady
a bit over-excited, Walther-sama.Copy !req
234. Actually, she does seem quite flushed...Copy !req
235. I must say, I'm embarrassed.Copy !req
236. Hey, milady.Copy !req
237. Mouth off any more and you're
gonna get it even colder, got it?Copy !req
238. I-I consider it a reward.Copy !req
239. The daughter of this household
never breaks character.Copy !req
240. I suppose I might be in the way here.Copy !req
241. Why don't you two go for a walk in the garden?Copy !req
242. What was that? Awesome!
I should have her teach me later!Copy !req
243. Do you have any hobbies?Copy !req
244. I enjoy a bit of goblin hunting—Copy !req
245. You certainly seem to get along well.Copy !req
246. Did I overdo it?Copy !req
247. Hee-hee.Copy !req
248. Hee-hee?Copy !req
249. Yes, this butler accompanies me at all times.Copy !req
250. We take our meals and baths together...Copy !req
251. A-And of course, in bed at night...Copy !req
252. Where exactly is this
pervert's shame threshold?Copy !req
253. Enough! I can't put up
with this any longer!Copy !req
254. Now, Walther, was it?Copy !req
255. You'll accompany me to
the training hall, now!Copy !req
256. I'll test your mettle there!Copy !req
257. Hey! Darkness...Copy !req
258. See?Copy !req
259. If you're a noble,Copy !req
260. you should learn to maintain a
lascivious gaze, like Kazuma here!Copy !req
261. Miss Lalatina, I am a knight.Copy !req
262. I could never raise my sword to a woman.Copy !req
263. You spineless wretch...Copy !req
264. Well, Kazuma over here claims to
be an advocate of gender equality,Copy !req
265. and then boasts about his
willingness to dropkick women!Copy !req
266. To be honest, I came here to
turn down the arranged marriage.Copy !req
267. But after seeing you,
I've changed my mind.Copy !req
268. You speak frankly, but you
still have a charming side.Copy !req
269. It's refreshing how you don't mince words,Copy !req
270. and the way you treat your
servant as an equal...Copy !req
271. I've taken an interest in you.Copy !req
272. Isn't this enough? Why won't you give up?Copy !req
273. What's wrong?Copy !req
274. Don't hold back! Keep it coming!Copy !req
275. Show me the strength of your resolve!Copy !req
276. This entire time, Darkness's
sword hasn't hit anything,Copy !req
277. with Walther having the clear
advantage... and yet...Copy !req
278. I concede.Copy !req
279. I may have greater skill, but your
strength of will was greater.Copy !req
280. I cannot strike you any more.Copy !req
281. You are a truly strong person.Copy !req
282. It feels like he's given inCopy !req
283. after Darkness demonstrated
how firm her resolve is...Copy !req
284. But knowing how her head works,
I just can't be impressed.Copy !req
285. You spineless fool!Copy !req
286. Fine, come on, Kazuma!Copy !req
287. Demonstrate your ruthlessness
and depth of depravity to Walther!Copy !req
288. What the heck is she saying?Copy !req
289. I'd actually like to seeCopy !req
290. the kind of fighting a man who's earned
Miss Lalatina's trust would display.Copy !req
291. And here's Walther, making things worse.Copy !req
292. Well, the arranged marriage is off anyway...Copy !req
293. Besides, I doubt you'd spread any
bad rumors about milady here.Copy !req
294. Yes! That's it, Kazuma!Copy !req
295. I've actually been waiting
to face off against you!Copy !req
296. Now, give me everything you have—Copy !req
297. Create Water!Copy !req
298. Is something wrong?Copy !req
299. I didn't expect you to use
magic in a duel of swords...Copy !req
300. Is that how it works?Copy !req
301. What a creep.Copy !req
302. It's clear Kazuma-san is unrivaled
at the art of sexual harassment.Copy !req
303. Such a creep.Copy !req
304. I wasn't trying to—Copy !req
305. See, Walther?Copy !req
306. You need to pay close attention
to how he does this sort of thing!Copy !req
307. Oh, damn it!Copy !req
308. You want everything I have?
Then here it comes!Copy !req
309. Freeze!Copy !req
310. H-He's a demon!Copy !req
311. Not only does he douse her
with water in winter,Copy !req
312. but then he uses ice magic?Copy !req
313. Well, he earned names like "Crapuma"
and "Kazutrash" for a reason.Copy !req
314. This total lack of mercy!Copy !req
315. Th-This... is so good!Copy !req
316. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
317. That's it, Darkness!Copy !req
318. Puny Kazuma has no chance
against you in a grappling match!Copy !req
319. I am so gonna sell off
that raiment of hers later!Copy !req
320. You think you can overpower
me? How insulting!Copy !req
321. The difference in strength between a crusader
like me and an adventurer like you is—Copy !req
322. You should know I wouldn't fight fair!Copy !req
323. We've known each other long
enough! Figure it out!Copy !req
324. Ow!Copy !req
325. D-Drain Touch, eh?Copy !req
326. But before you can drain my stamina,Copy !req
327. I'll break your arms!Copy !req
328. G-Go ahead and try— Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
329. This is bad... I keep draining, but
this workhorse isn't slowing down!Copy !req
330. H-Hey... How about a little wager?Copy !req
331. The loser has to do any
one thing the winner says.Copy !req
332. Very well! When I win,
I'll have you kneel before me!Copy !req
333. Here's my chance!Copy !req
334. All right, then, it's a promise.Copy !req
335. And when I win, you can cry and
beg, but I'm not gonna stop!Copy !req
336. Wh-What are you going to do?Copy !req
337. Something that'll have you crying
and begging for forgiveness!Copy !req
338. I can already picture you desperately
begging me for mercy...Copy !req
339. I'll make you say, "Please stop!
Please forgive me!"Copy !req
340. Oh, don't get ahead of me, you greedy girl!Copy !req
341. Because what I have in mind is way
crazier than whatever you're thinking!Copy !req
342. Wha— S-Stop it!Copy !req
343. I-I want to resist, but the Drain
Touch is sapping my strength...Copy !req
344. I'm pretty sure she's
just loosening her grip.Copy !req
345. At this rate, I will lose...Copy !req
346. Amazing...Copy !req
347. I'm gonna drain your stamina
until you pass out!Copy !req
348. I've got something crazy
for you when you wake up!Copy !req
349. Look forward to it!Copy !req
350. No matter how you humiliate
me, my heart will nev—Copy !req
351. Crazy?Copy !req
352. Something crazy...Copy !req
353. S-Something... crazy...Copy !req
354. Something crazy?Copy !req
355. Go on, take that warm bath
and cry your heart out.Copy !req
356. K-K-K-Kazuma!Copy !req
357. Wh-What were you planning to do
with my leftover bathwater?Copy !req
358. Sh... Sho...Copy !req
359. Shomefing cwazy!Copy !req
360. I-I win!Copy !req
361. I see why they call you "Kazutrash"!Copy !req
362. How rude!Copy !req
363. I just came by with something to... drink...Copy !req
364. They did it.Copy !req
365. Okay, execute them.Copy !req
366. No! You've got it all wrong!Copy !req
367. KONOSUBA.Copy !req
368. My daughter has always been a
bit awkward around people...Copy !req
369. Even after becoming a crusader,
she was still alone.Copy !req
370. Every day, she'd drop by Eris-sama's church,Copy !req
371. praying for friends to adventure with...Copy !req
372. And then, one day, she finally had one.Copy !req
373. She was so happy when she returned and
told me about the thief girl she had met.Copy !req
374. Her mother died when she was young,
so I may have spoiled her a bit...Copy !req
375. But I also tried to let her have her freedom.Copy !req
376. Maybe that wasn't for the best...Copy !req
377. Nah, I think that's her, not you.Copy !req
378. Miss Lalatina is a wonderful woman.Copy !req
379. If it weren't for Kazuma-kun,
I'd sincerely want to marry her myself.Copy !req
380. Sorry, but I'm not sure
what you're trying to say.Copy !req
381. I think you can make Miss Lalatina
happier than I could.Copy !req
382. Hey, you wanna step outside?Copy !req
383. I don't care if you're a lord's son!Copy !req
384. Kazuma-san, cut it out!
You're gonna get me executed, too!Copy !req
385. Kazuma-kun, please continue
to look after my daughter.Copy !req
386. Make sure she doesn't
do anything too foolish.Copy !req
387. Please.Copy !req
388. Uh... Well... Sure.Copy !req
389. Oh, you're awake.Copy !req
390. These clothes... Is it already over?Copy !req
391. Did you do something foul to me
while I was unconscious?Copy !req
392. I did not! I haven't done anything yet!Copy !req
393. While you were asleep,
things got kinda serious!Copy !req
394. Hee-hee.Copy !req
395. Hee-hee?Copy !req
396. Father, Walther-sama...Copy !req
397. Please, forget about this
arranged marriage meeting.Copy !req
398. I've been keeping it a secret, but...Copy !req
399. Kazuma's child is growing inside me...Copy !req
400. Hey! How the hell can you say
that about a virgin like me?Copy !req
401. I see. You're having
Kazuma-kun's child, then?Copy !req
402. I'll tell my father that I decided
to refuse the arrangement.Copy !req
403. That'll probably be more convenient.Copy !req
404. Uh... Yeah...Copy !req
405. He's a really nice guy...Copy !req
406. C'mon, man, take Darkness off my hands!Copy !req
407. Hee-hee.Copy !req
408. A grandchild... My first grandchild...Copy !req
409. F-F-F-Finally, I'll have a
darling grandchild...Copy !req
410. I didn't realize the two
of you were like that...Copy !req
411. G-Gotta tell someone...
Gotta tell the guys in town!Copy !req
412. That Kazutrash and Darkness are—Copy !req
413. Why did you believe her, too?Copy !req
414. Satou Kazuma! Is Satou Kazuma here?Copy !req
415. Servitude for This Masked Knight!Copy !req
416. Beloved Father.Copy !req
417. I no longer wish to strike a member
of my family whom I care for.Copy !req
418. Are you aware that "tough love"
is often harder on the one giving—Copy !req