1. Explosions, explosions, la la la!Copy !req
2. Explosions, explosions, la la la!Copy !req
3. Explosions, explosions, la la la!Copy !req
4. Despite still being a suspect,
my daily routine with Megumin continued.Copy !req
5. Explosion!Copy !req
6. On rainy days...Copy !req
7. losion!Copy !req
8. And on snowy days...Copy !req
9. sion!Copy !req
10. Even on peaceful afternoons!Copy !req
11. n!Copy !req
12. What do you think of this lovely rainbow?Copy !req
13. I give it 120 points!Copy !req
14. What am I even doing?Copy !req
15. I can't keep this up!Copy !req
16. KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2Copy !req
17. Episode 3 Peace for the Master of This Labyrinth!Copy !req
18. The food is great!Copy !req
19. And this booze is the best!Copy !req
20. Tomorrow we're going to a dungeon.Copy !req
21. No.Copy !req
22. We are.Copy !req
23. No, no way!Copy !req
24. We are! We are!Copy !req
25. I mean, I'm practically
useless inside a dungeon!Copy !req
26. I can't use explosion magic,Copy !req
27. which makes me an ordinary civilian!Copy !req
28. Remember when you joined up with us,Copy !req
29. and you said you'd carry our bags,
or whatever we needed?Copy !req
30. Hey, can't we wait until Darkness gets back?Copy !req
31. Listen to me!Copy !req
32. Right now, we've got as much
debt as some countries!Copy !req
33. If we don't do something,
we'll starve to death!Copy !req
34. Even though I'm being paid more now
for folding those milk cartons?Copy !req
35. How can you guys not understand this?Copy !req
36. Stupid!Copy !req
37. Are you stupid? Of course you are!Copy !req
38. Even though I've been selling
vegetables non-stop?Copy !req
39. Those side and part-time jobsCopy !req
40. are never going to bring us
the kind of money we need!Copy !req
41. For beginners... Keele's Dungeon?Copy !req
42. Hasn't this place been
thoroughly explored already?Copy !req
43. Well, the thing is...Copy !req
44. Recently, a new passage was
discovered by accident,Copy !req
45. so there was going to be a large-scale
quest to escort the survey team...Copy !req
46. But I asked her to give us the first crack at it.Copy !req
47. That being the case, the other
adventurers don't know about it yet.Copy !req
48. I see... Then there might still be
treasure in the unexplored areas.Copy !req
49. Treasure?Copy !req
50. What? Hey, are you guys talking about a score?Copy !req
51. It's a very serious matter.Copy !req
52. I don't want to drag you into it.Copy !req
53. Hey, this expires tonight!Copy !req
54. Make good use of it.Copy !req
55. I've got it!Copy !req
56. We finally have a chance
to make some real money.Copy !req
57. We can't afford to have anyone mess it up.Copy !req
58. Anyway, there's no telling
how dangerous it might be,Copy !req
59. so watch yourselves out there.Copy !req
60. KONOSUBA...Copy !req
61. For a lowbie dungeon,
it's annoyingly far from town.Copy !req
62. Being this far from civilization,
I can blow up whatever I want!Copy !req
63. We're going underground, so you'd better not.Copy !req
64. Seriously, don't.Copy !req
65. Long, long ago, this dungeon was created
by the kingdom's greatest arch wizard.Copy !req
66. Why do you suppose he holed
up in a place like this?Copy !req
67. Beats me.Copy !req
68. Must be hard to rest in peace when people
are constantly digging around in your house.Copy !req
69. All right...Copy !req
70. I'll head in first. You guys wait here.Copy !req
71. I've got the thief skills
"Enemy Detection" and "Lurk."Copy !req
72. By using them, I can avoid enemies
while I explore the dungeon.Copy !req
73. Then there's "Foresight."Copy !req
74. With it, I can navigate through
dark spaces with ease!Copy !req
75. All thanks to one of the few
advantages of the adventurer class:Copy !req
76. the ability to use skills from other classes.Copy !req
77. It's times like these when you need
to capitalize on your strengths...Copy !req
78. Hey, hey, are you seriously able to see?Copy !req
79. Yes, I am.Copy !req
80. Were you listening at all?Copy !req
81. You came in here with me, but you
can't even do anything in the dark.Copy !req
82. Have you forgotten who I am?Copy !req
83. This arch priest identity is just an alter-ego.Copy !req
84. Go on, say it.Copy !req
85. Megumin and Darkness might be
too stubborn to believe it, but...Copy !req
86. Go on, state my real class.Copy !req
87. Debt goddess?Copy !req
88. No! I'm a water goddess, remember?Copy !req
89. In spite of everything, I'm still a goddess!Copy !req
90. I may have lost some of my powers
down here among mortals,Copy !req
91. but I still have a godlike
power or two up my sleeve!Copy !req
92. I might not be omniscient, but a little
darkness will be a piece of cake!Copy !req
93. Man, these really are all empty.Copy !req
94. Perhaps she can actually see, but...Copy !req
95. Ow!Copy !req
96. Who knows what trouble
her bungling will cause?Copy !req
97. The thing with dungeons is that
there are always undead in them.Copy !req
98. And they stalk the living by
following their life force.Copy !req
99. Which means that the Lurk skill isn't
going to work on undead monsters.Copy !req
100. So I just have to go with you, don't I?Copy !req
101. Oh?Copy !req
102. Treasure, treasure, la la la, treasure!Copy !req
103. Seriously, I have an awful feeling about this!Copy !req
104. My power...Copy !req
105. My weapon...?Copy !req
106. My madness?Copy !req
107. Let my madness manifest!Copy !req
108. Explos—Copy !req
109. This is it...Copy !req
110. So this is where the unexplored
territory starts, huh?Copy !req
111. Maybe it's littered with treasure!Copy !req
112. We're gonna be trouble if it's not.Copy !req
113. All right, come on.Copy !req
114. Hey, if my keen eyes aren't deceiving me,Copy !req
115. it looks very much like you're
shaking in fear with each step.Copy !req
116. Well, for the record,Copy !req
117. I can see you pitifully freaking out
at every little sound we hear, too.Copy !req
118. Even in here, I can still run away,Copy !req
119. so if you detect any monsters, let me know.Copy !req
120. And don't think you can get away with
touching my butt in the darkness, either.Copy !req
121. Would you like to know what
I'm thinking about right now?Copy !req
122. I'm considering how plausible it would beCopy !req
123. to ditch you down here in
the depths of the dungeon.Copy !req
124. Oh, Kazuma, you're such a joker! Tee-hee!Copy !req
125. Aqua, you dummy.Copy !req
126. Haven't you known me long enough by
now to know I'm not playing around?Copy !req
127. Something's coming.Copy !req
128. My Enemy Detection is picking it up.Copy !req
129. Shh.Copy !req
130. What? What is that?Copy !req
131. Are you showing me shadow puppets?Copy !req
132. Okay, put a light on!Copy !req
133. Forget your silly little
fox and rabbit shadows.Copy !req
134. I'll show you a perfect
mobile fortress Destroyer!Copy !req
135. That's not it!Copy !req
136. That gesture meant "an enemy
is coming, so let's run away!"Copy !req
137. What the hell was that?Copy !req
138. I could see its shape with Foresight,
but not what it actually was...Copy !req
139. That's a low-level demon called a gremlin.Copy !req
140. You sometimes get weak demons
in dungeons like these.Copy !req
141. Wait, so you can actually see
pretty well in this darkness?Copy !req
142. As well as I can in daylight.Copy !req
143. You said before that you'd
heard me rustling aroundCopy !req
144. when we were sleeping in the stables...Copy !req
145. I didn't see what.Copy !req
146. Once I heard you rustling around,
I turned the other way to try and sleep.Copy !req
147. Thank you for that, Aqua-sama.Copy !req
148. Oh, it's just some adventurer's corpse.Copy !req
149. So someone else has made it this far before?Copy !req
150. I wonder what's up ahead.Copy !req
151. Kazuma, wait a second.Copy !req
152. Oh, lost soul who died with
unfulfilled ambitions...Copy !req
153. Go, rest in peace.Copy !req
154. That should do it.Copy !req
155. Aqua, something's up with you today...Copy !req
156. Kazuma, I can't believe you went, "Phwah!"Copy !req
157. After playing tough and coming in
here alone, you're like, "Phwah!"Copy !req
158. Maybe I really should ditch her.Copy !req
159. Burst forth! Explosion!Copy !req
160. Normally, this kind of thing
involves watching for traps,Copy !req
161. keeping your eyes peeled for monsters,Copy !req
162. and mapping each room, one by one,
while carefully proceeding.Copy !req
163. What we're doing probably
seems like heresy to peopleCopy !req
164. who take dungeon crawling seriously.Copy !req
165. Nothing good...Copy !req
166. Hey, Kazuma.Copy !req
167. Yes, Kazuma here.Copy !req
168. When you put it that way,
you make me feel like a burglar.Copy !req
169. Don't say that.Copy !req
170. I'm feeling kind of guilty about that myself.Copy !req
171. Hey, treasure! There's treasure!Copy !req
172. A treasure chest! We did it!Copy !req
173. Hey, slow down!Copy !req
174. Obvious treasure chests like that tend to be...Copy !req
175. Yeah, my Enemy Detection skill is going off.Copy !req
176. D-Disgusting!Copy !req
177. I remember the Guild people saying
to be careful of Dungeon Mimics...Copy !req
178. Some of them evenCopy !req
179. pretend to be humans in order
to prey on other monsters.Copy !req
180. Monsters, too? Talk about nasty!Copy !req
181. The struggle of natural selection
even shows up in dungeons...Copy !req
182. This world really is a rough place.Copy !req
183. S-Stop that!Copy !req
184. Don't! You can't!Copy !req
185. Trying to put me into something so shameful...Copy !req
186. Curse you!Copy !req
187. I'll kill you!Copy !req
188. Turn Undead!Copy !req
189. Souls that wander this dark, cold dungeon.Copy !req
190. You may rest in peace now.Copy !req
191. Something's different about Aqua today!Copy !req
192. She looks like a goddess you could take
out in public and not be ashamed of!Copy !req
193. Master!Copy !req
194. Turn Undead!Copy !req
195. Master!Copy !req
196. Turn Undead!Copy !req
197. Master!Copy !req
198. Turn Undead! Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
Turn Undead! Turn Undead!Copy !req
199. Nature's Beauty!Copy !req
200. God Blow!Copy !req
201. Man, you've been a huge help.Copy !req
202. I really would've been in
trouble if I'd been alone.Copy !req
203. Oh? Finally realizing how great I am?Copy !req
204. You can praise me even more, if you want.Copy !req
205. But doesn't this seem weird to you?Copy !req
206. What do you mean?Copy !req
207. There are so many undead around.Copy !req
208. No party could've made it through
here without an arch priest...Copy !req
209. Wait.Copy !req
210. I can still smell undead in the area.Copy !req
211. Sniff, sniff... Sniff, sniff... Sniff, sniff...Copy !req
212. Sniff, sniff... Sniff, sniff...Copy !req
213. Sniff, sniff, sniff...Copy !req
214. Sniff, sniff, sniff...Copy !req
215. I don't see anything.Copy !req
216. That's weird. I definitely smell something.Copy !req
217. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
218. Is there a priest among you?Copy !req
219. My name is Keele. I built this dungeon
and kidnapped a noble's daughter.Copy !req
220. I am an evil wizard.Copy !req
221. Great wizard Keele.Copy !req
222. For your contributions to this kingdom,Copy !req
223. you will be granted one wish.Copy !req
224. I have but one wish...Copy !req
225. For my beloved to no longer
suffer, but to be happy.Copy !req
226. You wretch!Copy !req
227. She was married off for
political reasons, you see.Copy !req
228. But the king showed her no love,Copy !req
229. and she was treated poorly within the palace.Copy !req
230. That being the case...Copy !req
231. If he had no use for her,
why not let me take her away?Copy !req
232. So I says that to him and run off with her!Copy !req
233. In other words, you're not an
evil wizard, but a good one?Copy !req
234. Rather, I was one!Copy !req
235. And when I proposed,
she immediately accepted!Copy !req
236. While we were eloping, I found myself
facing off against the whole kingdom!Copy !req
237. Oh, those were glorious days.Copy !req
238. By the way, that's her right over there.Copy !req
239. Well? Doesn't she have the
most beautiful clavicle?Copy !req
240. I'm not sure what to say.Copy !req
241. Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!Copy !req
242. She managed to pass on in peace.Copy !req
243. That being the case,
I've a favor to ask of you.Copy !req
244. A favor?Copy !req
245. Yes.Copy !req
246. Would you purify me?Copy !req
247. The young lady is a priest with
enough power to do so, correct?Copy !req
248. It seems that Keele was gravely
injured while protecting his lady,Copy !req
249. and in order to keep her safe,Copy !req
250. he abandoned his humanity and became a lich.Copy !req
251. And in spite of myself, I thought
that this lich was a pretty cool guy.Copy !req
252. Okay, everything's ready.Copy !req
253. I'm really grateful.Copy !req
254. Unfortunately, undead can't do anything
as surreal as killing themselves.Copy !req
255. While I was waiting to slowly decay,
I sensed a tremendous holy powerCopy !req
256. and was snapped out of my long slumber!Copy !req
257. Arch Wizard Keele, who forsook god's
law and willingly became a lich...Copy !req
258. In the name of the goddess of water,
Aqua, your sin is forgiven.Copy !req
259. Who in the world is this?Copy !req
260. When you awaken, you will
likely meet a goddessCopy !req
261. with unnaturally large breasts, named Eris.Copy !req
262. If a difference in age doesn't matter to you,Copy !req
263. or the trappings of man and woman,Copy !req
264. and you'll accept whatever form it may take...Copy !req
265. Then ask for her help in
meeting your beloved again.Copy !req
266. I'm sure she'll make your wish come true.Copy !req
267. Thank you so much.Copy !req
268. Sacred Turn Undead.Copy !req
269. Dear wife, I'm coming soon.Copy !req
270. Let's head back.Copy !req
271. With the treasure Keele gave us,
we left the chamber.Copy !req
272. Hey, Aqua.Copy !req
273. What's up?Copy !req
274. That guy said he woke up because
he sensed a tremendous holy power.Copy !req
275. Yep.Copy !req
276. We didn't run into all
those undead back thereCopy !req
277. because of you, did we?Copy !req
278. I-I-I don't... think that's... the case...Copy !req
279. That reminds me, when the dullahan attacked,Copy !req
280. didn't his undead minions go after you?Copy !req
281. H-Hey, Kazuma...Copy !req
282. Why are you moving so far away?Copy !req
283. Shouldn't we stick together
in case a monster attacks?Copy !req
284. If you're trying to ditch me down here,Copy !req
285. that's not gonna happen!Copy !req
286. Hey, let go!Copy !req
287. You can't make it back on your ownCopy !req
288. without me to fight off the undead!Copy !req
289. Please don't leave me behind!Copy !req
290. Then you really did draw those undead to us?Copy !req
291. You can't leave me!
There're other monsters down here, too!Copy !req
292. Don't leave me alone!Copy !req
293. Lurk...Copy !req
294. Wait!Copy !req
295. Hang on, Kazuma!Copy !req
296. Why are you only using Lurk on yourself?Copy !req
297. You wouldn't really... Cut the cruel jokes!Copy !req
298. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
I shouldn't have done it!Copy !req
299. I'm sorry, so use Lurk on me, too!Copy !req
300. I'm sorry, Kazuma!Copy !req
301. Please, Kazuma-sama!Copy !req
302. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
303. May I ask what happened?Copy !req
304. It was Kazuma!Copy !req
305. Don't blame me! It's your fault
for being catnip to undead!Copy !req
306. Kazuma, he...Copy !req
307. It's not my fault!Copy !req
308. I was born divine and overflowing
with vital energy!Copy !req
309. Or what are you saying?Copy !req
310. Am I supposed to lower my holy aura
to that of Kazuma, the shut-in NEET?Copy !req
311. Think about how sad all the
devout Axis cult membersCopy !req
312. scattered throughout the world would feel!Copy !req
313. She doesn't even feel a bit guilty!Copy !req
314. You could learn a lesson about
spiritual purity from those two!Copy !req
315. A shut-in NEET is telling a goddess
to take cues from a pair of undead?Copy !req
316. Cheers!Copy !req
317. This proves chances are worth taking,
even if they seem unlikely!Copy !req
318. And thanks to me, it was a huge success!Copy !req
319. We can divide up the spoils 9:1.Copy !req
320. Idiot! All of this is going toward our debt!Copy !req
321. But we can at least order refills today, right?Copy !req
322. Excuse me! Keep the drinks coming!Copy !req
323. All I did was wait at the entrance,
so it doesn't feel like I deserve it,Copy !req
324. but thanks for—Copy !req
325. You're too young for that!Copy !req
326. That's no fair!Copy !req
327. Please let me drink some! Come on!Copy !req
328. A little bit couldn't hurt!Copy !req
329. Nope!Copy !req
330. I can't handle these part-time
jobs anymore! We gotta do quests!Copy !req
331. Hup! Nature's Beauty!Copy !req
332. There it is!Copy !req
333. Miss, you really did us
a huge favor this time.Copy !req
334. This is on me. Please enjoy.Copy !req
335. Uh, thanks...Copy !req
336. You're paying?Copy !req
337. Seriously?Copy !req
338. Hey, guys! Drinks are on Kazuma tonight!Copy !req
339. You can bet on Kazuma! He always
comes through when it counts!Copy !req
340. That's Kazuma-san for you!Copy !req
341. Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!Copy !req
342. Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!Copy !req
343. All right! Everybody drink up!Copy !req
344. Hey, Kazuma! Do that thing!Copy !req
345. Well, since you asked!Copy !req
346. Steal! Steal! Steal!Copy !req
347. Steal!Copy !req
348. Kazuma's paying for drinks?Copy !req
349. No!Copy !req
350. Give me back my panties!Copy !req
351. Steal! Steal!Copy !req
352. Stop it!Copy !req
353. I can use Steal, too! Steal! Steal!Copy !req
354. Good grief...Copy !req
355. M-Megumin!Copy !req
356. Wh-What a coincidence, running into you here!Copy !req
357. How lucky!Copy !req
358. Today we'll duel with these!Copy !req
359. Very well! Challenge accepted!Copy !req
360. Garter belt!Copy !req
361. Give them back!Copy !req
362. This doesn't pay my debt, and I'm
still under suspicion, but...Copy !req
363. It's kinda fun!Copy !req
364. I actually feel like an adventurer!Copy !req
365. We're gonna drink 'til morning, people!Copy !req
366. Yeah!Copy !req
367. What am I even doing?Copy !req
368. I can't keep this up!Copy !req
369. A Betrothed for This Noble Daughter!Copy !req
370. Roar, storms! Echo, thunder!Copy !req
371. Shake this world, and all be blown away!Copy !req
372. With one blast, no enemies remain.Copy !req
373. Flowers bloom, butterflies dance,Copy !req
374. Grandpa's rheu—Copy !req