1. Achoo!Copy !req
2. Cold... I'm so cold...Copy !req
3. Warm me up... Somebody warm me up...Copy !req
4. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
5. Don't you get it?Copy !req
6. Darkness went to deal with that lord
last night and never came back!Copy !req
7. She's probably...Copy !req
8. Megumin?Copy !req
9. What's with the cat?Copy !req
10. I doubt she'll cause much trouble, so...Copy !req
11. You want to keep her?Copy !req
12. Is that all right?Copy !req
13. Ow!Copy !req
14. Hey, why'd she only scratch me?Copy !req
15. Unbelievable!Copy !req
16. Between the jet black fur
and the imperious attitude,Copy !req
17. I can sense some sort of malevolent aura!Copy !req
18. So, what do you call this demonic beast?Copy !req
19. Chomusuke.Copy !req
20. What'd you—Copy !req
21. She's Chomusuke.Copy !req
22. Anyway, what were the two
of you making a fuss about?Copy !req
23. How can you be so calm?Copy !req
24. As we speak, Darkness might be...Copy !req
25. There may be unsavory rumors about that lord,Copy !req
26. but I doubt Darkness could easily be—Copy !req
27. That's the problem with children!Copy !req
28. You still don't understand
that deviant at all!Copy !req
29. You can do what you want with my body...Copy !req
30. "But don't think you'll have
your way with my heart!"Copy !req
31. She's sure to say something like that.Copy !req
32. Wh-Wh-What should we do?Copy !req
33. Darkness is in grave danger!Copy !req
34. What should we do, Kazuma?Copy !req
35. It's too late.Copy !req
36. Listen up. When she gets back,Copy !req
37. just be as nice to her as you normally would.Copy !req
38. I-I get it!Copy !req
39. So we can't ask Darkness what it was
like to climb the stairs to adulthood!Copy !req
40. Darkness... Darkness, she's...Copy !req
41. Satou Kazuma!Copy !req
42. Is Satou Kazuma here?Copy !req
43. KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2Copy !req
44. No!Copy !req
45. While they were trying to spring me,Copy !req
46. Episode 2 A Friend For This Crimson Demon Girl!Copy !req
47. Megumin had cast her explosion
magic all over the place.Copy !req
48. Thanks to that, the Giant Toads that
had been hibernating woke up early.Copy !req
49. Help!Copy !req
50. So, we're here to clean up her mess, but...Copy !req
51. No!Copy !req
52. I don't wanna be toad food again!Copy !req
53. The toads haven't slowed
down, despite the cold...Copy !req
54. Aren't they a little too hardy?Copy !req
55. We will not be outdone!Copy !req
56. We must get much, much
stronger in order to surviveCopy !req
57. in this cruel world.Copy !req
58. I'll get you out—Copy !req
59. No, please, help Aqua first.Copy !req
60. It's cold outside, but it's quite
warm inside this toad.Copy !req
61. Having already cast my explosion magic,Copy !req
62. all I can do is slow this one down.Copy !req
63. O-Okay, I'll leave you to it.Copy !req
64. Is that a good idea?Copy !req
65. Kazuma-san!Copy !req
66. I can't! I just can't!Copy !req
67. Hurry and do something!Copy !req
68. Even with Darkness to act as
a sturdy wall for our party,Copy !req
69. none of us had an effective ranged attack.Copy !req
70. In light of that, I decided
to learn a new skill.Copy !req
71. And it's called...Copy !req
72. Snipe!Copy !req
73. The Snipe skill has higher accuracy
the higher your luck stat is.Copy !req
74. It's a perfect fit for me!Copy !req
75. Kazuma-san...Copy !req
76. Hey! That arrow almost messed
up the best part of my hair—Copy !req
77. Aqua!Copy !req
78. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
79. My skill... My skill...Copy !req
80. A-Are you people always like this?Copy !req
81. W-Wait a moment!Copy !req
82. The toads!Copy !req
83. This is bad! Now there's not enough bai—Copy !req
84. I mean, enough decoys to keep them occupied!Copy !req
85. Aqua, you should still be
keeping them occupied!Copy !req
86. No way! You be the decoy this time!Copy !req
87. Stupid! You don't have enough
attack power to beat these toads!Copy !req
88. If we can beat even one of them,
that'd leave just two!Copy !req
89. Then you and Sena-san can
keep them busy together!Copy !req
90. I'm just here to supervise you all,
not to get dragged into—Copy !req
91. Kazuma, there's your chance!Copy !req
92. Hurry and get the toa—Copy !req
93. No!Copy !req
94. You guys!Copy !req
95. Excuse me, but I think I'm
slowly being swallowed.Copy !req
96. Could you rescue me now, please?Copy !req
97. Aw, damn it!Copy !req
98. If only Darkness were here!Copy !req
99. We're doomed!Copy !req
100. Light of Saber!Copy !req
101. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
102. I honestly don't want to touch them...Copy !req
103. You should be able to walk now.Copy !req
104. I don't know who you are, but thanks.Copy !req
105. I-I wasn't trying to save you.Copy !req
106. If my rival had been eaten by
a toad, I'd look ridiculous...Copy !req
107. Rival?Copy !req
108. I-It's been a long time, Megumin!Copy !req
109. Today is the day we finally
settle our long-standing score!Copy !req
110. Who might you be, exactly?Copy !req
111. I mean, it's strange that
you never gave your name.Copy !req
112. This must be one of those "Hey, it's me!"
scams that Kazuma described before.Copy !req
113. F-Fine, then!Copy !req
114. It's embarrassing to do this
in front of strangers, but...Copy !req
115. My name is Yunyun!Copy !req
116. An arch wizard and master
of advanced magic!Copy !req
117. She who will one day lead the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
118. Anyway, this is Yunyun.Copy !req
119. Daughter of the Crimson Demons' leader,
and my self-proclaimed rival.Copy !req
120. So you did remember!Copy !req
121. I see. Well, I'm one of her
adventuring friends, Kazuma.Copy !req
122. Nice to meet you, Yunyun.Copy !req
123. H-Huh?Copy !req
124. You're not laughing at my name?Copy !req
125. Well, y'know, in this world of ours,Copy !req
126. there are some who have weird
names in the first place,Copy !req
127. but still end up with disgraceful
nicknames like "Crazy Exploding Girl."Copy !req
128. You mean me? You're talking
about me, aren't you?Copy !req
129. How did that name attach itself to me
and I'm only now hearing about it?Copy !req
130. I-Impressive, Megumin.
You've found good allies!Copy !req
131. Cut it out! Don't touch me!Copy !req
132. As befits my rival!Copy !req
133. I'll defeat you and become
first among the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
134. Now, Megumin, I challenge you to a duel!Copy !req
135. I'd rather not. It's too cold.Copy !req
136. Why?Copy !req
137. Please, fight me!Copy !req
138. No, thank you.Copy !req
139. Please!Copy !req
140. One fight! Just once!Copy !req
141. You somehow managed today,Copy !req
142. No.Copy !req
143. Then when can we have a duel?Copy !req
144. but I'm not fully convinced this
wasn't just an act to deceive me.Copy !req
145. How should I know?Copy !req
146. But why? Megumin!Copy !req
147. Excuse me.Copy !req
148. Well, I'll make arrangements for the
guild to haul the toad meat in.Copy !req
149. I said no.Copy !req
150. Come on, Megumin! Just one little duel!Copy !req
151. Not happening.Copy !req
152. I don't really appreciate being left
on my own with these two...Copy !req
153. Aw, come on, Megumin!Copy !req
154. Very well, then.Copy !req
155. I can no longer use my magic today,Copy !req
156. so let's make it a contest in the martial arts
that you're supposed to be skilled at.Copy !req
157. Really?Copy !req
158. I mean, you barely attended
martial arts class at the academy...Copy !req
159. Stare.Copy !req
160. And every lunch period,
you'd show up like clockwork,Copy !req
161. Stare...Copy !req
162. challenge me to a duel,
and then steal my lunch...Copy !req
163. Stare...Copy !req
164. Girl...Copy !req
165. It was a matter of life and death for me.Copy !req
166. Due to personal circumstances, her lunches
were the only thing keeping me alive.Copy !req
167. All right, then that will be how we fight!Copy !req
168. Seriously?Copy !req
169. Very well.Copy !req
170. Now then, come at me as you will!Copy !req
171. Judging from their builds, it looks
like Yunyun's gonna win this.Copy !req
172. I can't even begin to imagine Megumin
being any good at unarmed combat.Copy !req
173. M-Megumin...Copy !req
174. Um, your body's still kind of shiny...Copy !req
175. That's right.Copy !req
176. What you see clinging to every inch of me
are the fluids from inside a toad's stomach.Copy !req
177. Come! The moment you get close to me,Copy !req
178. I'll grab you with both armsCopy !req
179. and put you in a submission hold!Copy !req
180. N-No way!Copy !req
181. You're trying to make me lose my will
to fight so I'll give up, aren't you?Copy !req
182. Right?Copy !req
183. We're friends, aren't we?Copy !req
184. And I believe friendship means
sharing in each other's suffering.Copy !req
185. No!Copy !req
186. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon.Copy !req
187. C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!Copy !req
188. I give up! I'll give up!Copy !req
189. Stay away from me!Copy !req
190. C'mon!Copy !req
191. I give up! I already gave up!Copy !req
192. I win again!Copy !req
193. S-Stop it!Copy !req
194. Damn you!Copy !req
195. K-Kill—Copy !req
196. She actually ran off crying.Copy !req
197. Kazuma.Copy !req
198. The spoils of war.Copy !req
199. Sell it to start making your payments.Copy !req
200. Are you sure?Copy !req
201. It is of no use to a grand sorceress
such as myself, who operates beyondCopy !req
202. the bounds of society.Copy !req
203. Do you ever think about learning
skills other than explosion ma—Copy !req
204. Never.Copy !req
205. Yeah, I figured.Copy !req
206. What is it?Copy !req
207. I was just thinking that you're
prettier than that other girl.Copy !req
208. Wait!Copy !req
209. Well, thank you very much!Copy !req
210. As thanks, let me give you a big hug!Copy !req
211. S-Stay away from me!Copy !req
212. You should be happier.Copy !req
213. Some people would pay money to
have a slimy girl all over them.Copy !req
214. You reek of toads!Copy !req
215. I never thought an embrace
could be so unpleasant...Copy !req
216. Chomusuke!Copy !req
217. Were you a good—Copy !req
218. Well, I'm off to the bath.Copy !req
219. What is it?Copy !req
220. Surely you've heard of "ladies first"?Copy !req
221. I yearn for true gender equality.Copy !req
222. I have no patience for one who talks about
female privilege when it suits them,Copy !req
223. and then complains about someone
"not being a man" when it's convenient!Copy !req
224. Besides, if you want to be treated like
a lady, you should grow into one first!Copy !req
225. You're treating me like a
child again, aren't you?Copy !req
226. For the record, I'm only
three years younger than you!Copy !req
227. Yet you seem like just a kid to me,
so you're wasting your time!Copy !req
228. This guy's actually taking his clothes off!Copy !req
229. I'm not backing down on this one!Copy !req
230. No matter what! Get it?Copy !req
231. If you do, then get out of here already!Copy !req
232. I see. So you don't really
see me as a woman, then.Copy !req
233. In that case, I may as well join you.Copy !req
234. True. Getting in together
will solve both our problems.Copy !req
235. Wha?Copy !req
236. E-Excuse me, doesn't this usually
call for a response like,Copy !req
237. "D-Dummy! I could never do that!"Copy !req
238. And then bashfully allowing
me to use the bath first?Copy !req
239. Just so you know, I'm not
the type to go for clichés.Copy !req
240. Say, for instance, you were in love with me,Copy !req
241. and some other girl was making moves on me.Copy !req
242. If you were to, out of jealousy,
inflict some unjust violence on me,Copy !req
243. I would fight back with no hesitation.Copy !req
244. I'm a guy who does what he has to do!Copy !req
245. You'd do well to remember that!Copy !req
246. I get the feeling your application of that
saying leaves something to be desired,Copy !req
247. but all right, fine.Copy !req
248. So after provoking me like that,
you're not gonna join me?Copy !req
249. I'm surprised at your lack of resolve.Copy !req
250. How dare you?Copy !req
251. You think I lack resolve?Copy !req
252. Yep.Copy !req
253. Them's fighting words! Fine, I'll get in!Copy !req
254. It's just a bath! I can do that!Copy !req
255. Ouch!Copy !req
256. Now, stop skulking behind that towel,
and and let's get in the bath!Copy !req
257. Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?Copy !req
258. Stop, you idiot!Copy !req
259. Don't pull on it, you perv! Show a little shame!Copy !req
260. Out with it!Copy !req
261. Hey.Copy !req
262. Yes?Copy !req
263. I thought cats didn't like baths.Copy !req
264. She likes to stay clean.Copy !req
265. Hey...Copy !req
266. Yes?Copy !req
267. Is that other girl gonna be okay?Copy !req
268. I'm sure I'll see her again.Copy !req
269. She chases after me,
claiming to be my rival, after all.Copy !req
270. She's the same age as you, right?Copy !req
271. Why don't you just come out and say what you
were thinking when you looked at me just now?Copy !req
272. I was thinking how everybody
matures at their own pace—Copy !req
273. Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark...Copy !req
274. Hey, cut that out!Copy !req
275. It's bad for my heart!Copy !req
276. I'm sure that in another year or two,Copy !req
277. I'll have a body that'll have
Yunyun crying for forgiveness...Copy !req
278. I would appreciate it if you'd
stop staring so intently!Copy !req
279. Why are we in the bath together?Copy !req
280. Why bring that up now?Copy !req
281. Why would you suddenly come to your senses?Copy !req
282. Well, I mean, anyone seeing
this would probably react—Copy !req
283. I'm back!Copy !req
284. Hey, I got the cash for the toad meat!Copy !req
285. Is it locked?Copy !req
286. Did you lock the door to the bath?Copy !req
287. I-I didn't!Copy !req
288. Wh-Wh-What do we do?Copy !req
289. Kazuma? Megumin? I'm back!Copy !req
290. It'd be nice if someone would say something!Copy !req
291. Huh? The bath?Copy !req
292. Freeze!Copy !req
293. Either I'm doomed, or my magic holds out!Copy !req
294. Hey!Copy !req
295. Anyone there?Copy !req
296. Hold out, magic power of mine!Copy !req
297. If Aqua sees us, it'll mean getting
called "Pedo-NEET" and "Lolimaniac"Copy !req
298. and other disgraceful nicknames!Copy !req
299. I don't even have the strength to stand.Copy !req
300. Megumin, when you get out of
the bath, let's have lunch.Copy !req
301. Actually, get out of there already.Copy !req
302. I'm all slimy myself, y'know!Copy !req
303. That was a close one. If things
had gone on much longer...Copy !req
304. I almost got branded a lolicon.Copy !req
305. Hey, Megumin.Copy !req
306. Sorry to ask, but I can't move,
so could you dry me off?Copy !req
307. Hey.Copy !req
308. Why don't you explain exactly why getting
into the bath with me makes you a lolicon?Copy !req
309. Hey, wait, stop it!Copy !req
310. What are you trying to do?
You'll be branded a female pervert!Copy !req
311. Hey, A-Aqua!Copy !req
312. Aqua! The little girl is bullying me!Copy !req
313. Pedo-NEET.Copy !req
314. The day after receiving
my disgraceful title,Copy !req
315. we dropped by Wiz's shop to figure
out what to do about my debt.Copy !req
316. Hey!Copy !req
317. I'm looking to sell this.Copy !req
318. She's here to—Copy !req
319. M-My name is Yunyun!Copy !req
320. What a coincidence!Copy !req
321. What a quirk of fate!Copy !req
322. To think that we would
have an encounter here!Copy !req
323. You truly are my lifelong rival!Copy !req
324. She heard that you all
visit my store regularlyCopy !req
325. and has been waiting all morning.Copy !req
326. Wh-What are you saying, shopkeep?Copy !req
327. I just came by to buy some magic items...Copy !req
328. U-Um, I'd like this!Copy !req
329. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
330. I see.Copy !req
331. You could've just come by the
mansion instead of doing all this.Copy !req
332. But I can't just visit someone's
home unannounced...Copy !req
333. It's always half-measures with you.Copy !req
334. That's why you can't make friends.Copy !req
335. Is that true?Copy !req
336. Yunyun is the rare Crimson Demon
who's embarrassed by her name.Copy !req
337. She would usually eat lunch
alone at the academy.Copy !req
338. Now, now.Copy !req
339. And whenever I would cross her line of sight,Copy !req
340. she'd gleefully challenge me over and over.Copy !req
341. I-It wasn't that bad!Copy !req
342. I did have some friends.Copy !req
343. I can hardly believe what I'm hearing.Copy !req
344. You had friends, Yunyun?Copy !req
345. Of course! Even I had friends!Copy !req
346. There was Funifura-san and Dodonko-san,Copy !req
347. who would always say, "We're friends, right?"
and I would treat them to lunch...Copy !req
348. Hey, stop!Copy !req
349. I don't want to hear any more!Copy !req
350. Well, since I can only use explosion magic,Copy !req
351. I would rather avoid magic duels.Copy !req
352. Would you learn some other magic already?Copy !req
353. You're bound to have unused
skill points, right?Copy !req
354. Yes, I do.Copy !req
355. And I intend to put them all into
"Explosion Magic Power Boost"Copy !req
356. and "High-Speed Casting."Copy !req
357. Stupid! Why are you so obsessed
with explosion magic?Copy !req
358. That's right, you tell her!Copy !req
359. You've always been this way, Megumin!Copy !req
360. All this talk of duels...
For classmates, you guys sure are vicious.Copy !req
361. Your lack of appreciation for explosion
magic makes you the crazy one.Copy !req
362. Hey, hey.Copy !req
363. Maybe this would be good?Copy !req
364. "The friendship crystal."Copy !req
365. Oh, only a seasoned magic user
can use that effectively.Copy !req
366. If you can use it well, can you make friends?Copy !req
367. Well, yes.Copy !req
368. I know! Why not try it?Copy !req
369. I hardly see the need to make friends...Copy !req
370. Have you lost your nerve, Megumin?Copy !req
371. In other words,Copy !req
372. being able to use this more effectively
is proof of greater spell casting skill!Copy !req
373. I challenge you, Megumin!Copy !req
374. If you insist, then I will demonstrate for youCopy !req
375. the power of a true magic user!Copy !req
376. Today is the day we settle this score!Copy !req
377. Just what I'd expect from Crimson Demons.Copy !req
378. Now, crystal, demonstrate your power!Copy !req
379. The crystal's power is activating!Copy !req
380. It's never projected this much before!Copy !req
381. They both have incredible magic!Copy !req
382. What... is this?Copy !req
383. Is she gathering bread crusts?Copy !req
384. Wait a minute...Copy !req
385. Happy birthday!Copy !req
386. Is she... by herself?Copy !req
387. Dang it!Copy !req
388. Onee-chan, you're amazing!Copy !req
389. Not bad! But how about this?Copy !req
390. You're so great!Copy !req
391. Onee-chan, this is great!Copy !req
392. I wouldn't even mind a devil
for a friend at this point...Copy !req
393. She's working odd jobs to take
her "friends" out to eat?Copy !req
394. Wait, why is she...Copy !req
395. eating a bug?Copy !req
396. What is this?Copy !req
397. Shopkeep, you said this crystal
would create friendship, right?Copy !req
398. This is a valued item that deepens
feelings of friendship and loveCopy !req
399. by exposing past embarrassment... actually...Copy !req
400. Megumin! Hey, Megumin!Copy !req
401. Is this going to make us friends?Copy !req
402. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
403. I'll just put that on your tab, Kazuma-san.Copy !req
404. Hang on. Megumin was the one who broke it.Copy !req
405. Yunyun was the one who wanted to use it.Copy !req
406. She'll pay.Copy !req
407. My duel... I finally got her to duel, and...Copy !req
408. How long are you going to mope?Copy !req
409. But how do we know who won?Copy !req
410. Can we call it a draw?Copy !req
411. I don't mind.Copy !req
412. I'm not childish enough to be
competitive over games anymore.Copy !req
413. Come to think of it, didn't we used to
compete to see who would grow faster?Copy !req
414. If you think you're not childish anymore,
do you want to do that again?Copy !req
415. That's not what I mean when
I talk about being childish.Copy !req
416. After all, I'm...Copy !req
417. in the kind of relationship with Kazuma
here where we bathe together.Copy !req
418. Hey!Copy !req
419. Oh, my!Copy !req
420. Don't joke about that!Copy !req
421. Is this the mouth?Copy !req
422. Is this the mouth trying to make
my reputation even worse?Copy !req
423. I-I'll...Copy !req
424. I'll admit that I lost today!Copy !req
425. Come again!Copy !req
426. She's a lively girl.Copy !req
427. You are, too.Copy !req
428. I win again!Copy !req
429. Here is the progress report I said I would send.Copy !req
430. Mr. Kazuma seemed like a problem at first,Copy !req
431. but he's become a seasoned
and formidable adventurer.Copy !req
432. Absolutely not the kind—Copy !req