1. It's done.
Knuckles is headed your way.Copy !req
2. We're in position.Copy !req
3. He's almost at the penthouse.Copy !req
4. As soon as you have him,Copy !req
5. you send my mom and my sister
down to me, and please...Copy !req
6. just don't hurt him.Copy !req
7. - No promises.Copy !req
8. What the...Copy !req
9. What is that?Copy !req
10. - Peekaboo.Copy !req
11. Oh, shoot and darn it.Copy !req
12. I forgot to tell
you guys one thing.Copy !req
13. Knuckles has been
listening the whole time.Copy !req
14. You messed with
the wrong warrior.Copy !req
15. - Big mistake. Huge.Copy !req
16. Oh man...Copy !req
17. - Stop hitting yourself!Copy !req
18. Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!Copy !req
19. - Wade! How did you get here?Copy !req
20. I snuck in the back stairs,
then, using my cat-like reflexesCopy !req
21. and natural ability
to be overlooked,Copy !req
22. I was able
to get in the room.Copy !req
23. Besides, they were more
focused on Knuckles anyway.Copy !req
24. I'm here to rescue you guys!Copy !req
25. - Oh, thank God.
We really need your help.
- No, Mom! We don't.Copy !req
26. I'm gonna get us
outta here on my own.Copy !req
27. Wanda, please don't
start that again.Copy !req
28. - Yeah, don't be a hero, Wanda.
- I am a hero!Copy !req
29. I've accidentally locked myself
in those cuffs so many times,Copy !req
30. Tom gave me a master key!Copy !req
31. Wade, you saved us!Copy !req
32. - What are you doing?
- No. Wade, stop.
Stop touching me!Copy !req
33. - Stop! No—
- Stop moving your hands! If you
stop moving your hands, then I—Copy !req
34. - I'm doing a thing right now!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
35. I'm doing an FBI thingCopy !req
36. where I slip my own hands
out of these handcuffsCopy !req
37. by dislocating my thumb.
Here I go.Copy !req
38. - Ow! Oh!
- Just let me do it!Copy !req
39. It'll be way less painful
and quicker!Copy !req
40. I'm almost there. Ow!Copy !req
41. - You're screaming in pain.
- Ow! Ah! I'm almost there!Copy !req
42. Let your brother
rescue you!Copy !req
43. This isn't over yet...Copy !req
44. No! I'm not letting Wade
rescue me! No freaking way!Copy !req
45. - Ah, Knuckles!Copy !req
46. - Let's do this.Copy !req
47. - This ends now.Copy !req
48. Okay. Fine.
Fine, you win.Copy !req
49. - Knuckles, you okay?
- Wade! Stay back.Copy !req
50. Not this time.Copy !req
51. Aaaah!Copy !req
52. - Ah! Get off me!
- Ah! No!Copy !req
53. No, I can't get sucked
into that thing! Help me!Copy !req
54. This ain't good.Copy !req
55. Dude!
That was awesome!Copy !req
56. I can't believe the plan worked.
We did it!Copy !req
57. Wade Whipple,
you must hurry.Copy !req
58. Your Tournament of Champions
is about to conclude!Copy !req
59. The tournament?
You mean—Copy !req
60. Yes. Your greatest victory
still awaits.Copy !req
61. - This is your last chance
to face your ultimate foe!Copy !req
62. The schmuck known
as your father,Copy !req
63. in a ritual trial by combat on
your own personal battleground!Copy !req
64. I'd like five minutes alone
with him in a trial by combat.Copy !req
65. The time has come for you
to prove your worthCopy !req
66. as a champion,
and a warrior.Copy !req
67. You know what?
You're right. This is it.Copy !req
68. This is finally my chanceCopy !req
69. - to—
- Got I!Copy !req
70. - I got it!Copy !req
71. - Told you I would do it!
- W-Wanda, put that thing away.Copy !req
72. - Impressive battle wound,
Wanda Whipple.Copy !req
73. Thanks, Knucks.Copy !req
74. We are here
at the final roundCopy !req
75. of the Bowling Tournament
of ChampionsCopy !req
76. in beautiful Reno, Nevada,
or as I like to call it,Copy !req
77. - "Las Vegas for losers."
- [♪ "Sirius" by
Borna Matosic playing]Copy !req
78. Once again, the heavy
favorite's from overseas,Copy !req
79. where they bowl on
the wrong side of the lane.Copy !req
80. I'm talking about the team
led by 27-time winnerCopy !req
81. and legend of the lanes,Copy !req
82. Pistol... Pete... Whipple!Copy !req
83. - Look at that swagger.
- Wow, look at the attitude.Copy !req
84. I mean, this guy
is all confidence.Copy !req
85. - This crowd is goin' nuts
for Pistol Pete.Copy !req
86. Are you ready for a show?Copy !req
87. - Jordan. Gretzky.
- Yes.Copy !req
88. Brady. These are
the names you think ofCopy !req
89. when you think of athletes
that have defined their sport.Copy !req
90. And with a win today,
I would argueCopy !req
91. that Pistol Pete's face
should be chiseled up thereCopy !req
92. - on the Mount Rushmore
of bowling as well.Copy !req
93. Next time she needs
an after-school activity,Copy !req
94. we're doing piano lessons.Copy !req
95. And in the challenger's
corner,Copy !req
96. we have
a young upstart teamCopy !req
97. looking to have their first
taste of championship glory.Copy !req
98. It's fronted by a small-town
Montana sheriff's deputy,Copy !req
99. who also happens to be...Copy !req
100. - Pistol Pete's long-lost son!
- What?Copy !req
101. - Allegedly.
- Now, here's a good
father-son story.Copy !req
102. Rumor has it
that Pistol PeteCopy !req
103. abandoned his son
at a local TJ Maxx,Copy !req
104. choosing a bowling career
over his parenting duties.Copy !req
105. I wanna say,
regardless of how you feelCopy !req
106. - about childhood abandonment,
and I'm against it...
- Hm. Me, too.Copy !req
107. the deals at TJ Maxx
cannot be beat.Copy !req
108. No, I wish my dad
left me at a TJ Maxx.Copy !req
109. But, you know what?
Let's settle this score
once and for allCopy !req
110. and bring out
our challenger,Copy !req
111. Mr. Wade Whipple...Copy !req
112. - Yes!Copy !req
113. - Yes, Wade!
Here he comes, everybody!
- Go, Wade!Copy !req
114. Get ready!Copy !req
115. - Sorry, where is he?Copy !req
116. - Uh... I'm not, uh...
- Is he not...Copy !req
117. I gave him the—
Mr. Wade Whipple!Copy !req
118. - Just like that scene
in The Sound of Music...
- L-Let me do it again.Copy !req
119. - Maybe he didn't hear it.
Let me hear it. Uh...Copy !req
120. Let's settle the score once
and for all and bring outCopy !req
121. Wade Whipple!Copy !req
122. Wade? Wade Whipple.Copy !req
123. - Oh, man.
- Wade Whipple?Copy !req
124. I-I don't have him.
I don't have eyes on him.Copy !req
125. Okay, well, I— What do
you mean stretch it out?Copy !req
126. - I can't stretch it out...
- We're supposed to fill time.
You know what?Copy !req
127. L-L-Let's do some
of the fun facts.Copy !req
128. Oh. Oh, what a pity.Copy !req
129. It appears my opponent...Copy !req
130. is officially a no-show.Copy !req
131. Which means, once again, I...Copy !req
132. - am the winner!Copy !req
133. Put... that trophy... down.Copy !req
134. - Dad.Copy !req
135. - Wow... Okay.
- Wow... Lotta drama.Copy !req
136. Oh! There he is.Copy !req
137. Surprised to see me?Copy !req
138. Can't say that I am.Copy !req
139. You never were the sharpest
thorn in the briar patch.Copy !req
140. I don't have any idea
what that means,Copy !req
141. but I'm sure
it's insulting.Copy !req
142. If I wanted to
insult you, dear boy,Copy !req
143. I'd tell you you are
in over your head,Copy !req
144. out of your league,Copy !req
145. and 10 pins awayCopy !req
146. from the most humiliating
defeat of your life.Copy !req
147. - Oh, snap! I heard that!
- Ooh! That's gotta hurt!Copy !req
148. - I heard that one!
In front of everybody!Copy !req
149. And if I was
to insult you,Copy !req
150. I'd say your game's
gotten weak,Copy !req
151. your costume
smells funky,Copy !req
152. and, quite frankly,
your accent sounds fake.Copy !req
153. - Sick burn, baby!
- Really? Even the last one?Copy !req
154. - Oh! Should we be
allowed to hear this?Copy !req
155. - I think not.
- Should we be—
I mean, this is private!Copy !req
156. I'm going to give you
one last chance, Wade,Copy !req
157. to do what I did
all those years agoCopy !req
158. and just... walk... away.Copy !req
159. Because there's no way
you can win, dear boy.Copy !req
160. You see all these
lovely people?Copy !req
161. Every single one of them
is hereCopy !req
162. because they love me.Copy !req
163. And they have absolutely
no bloody ideaCopy !req
164. who the hell you are!Copy !req
165. Oh yeah, old man?Copy !req
166. - They will.Copy !req
167. - [♪ "Sirius" by
Borna Matosic resumes]Copy !req
168. - Wow!
- Whoa!Copy !req
169. Those are some
athletic-looking thighs!Copy !req
170. I mean,
but get them in the sun.Copy !req
171. I don't think I'm supposed
to be looking at that.Copy !req
172. Let's roll.Copy !req
173. Yes, Wade!Copy !req
174. Wade, put your pants
back on, dude.Copy !req
175. It'll be cooler.Copy !req
176. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!Copy !req
177. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!Copy !req
178. Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!Copy !req
179. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!Copy !req
180. Wade Whipple!Copy !req
181. - Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
Wade Whipple!Copy !req
182. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!Copy !req
183. - Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple!Copy !req
184. It's Whipple versus WhippleCopy !req
185. as the Tournament
of Champions finalsCopy !req
186. are officially underway.Copy !req
187. Can't wait.Copy !req
188. - Oh!
Right out of the gate!
- Wow.Copy !req
189. Here we go.
This is some great
bowling action.Copy !req
190. Yeah.Copy !req
191. That's how it's done.Copy !req
192. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!Copy !req
193. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!Copy !req
194. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete...Copy !req
195. Man, your dad's a real
turd bucket, huh?Copy !req
196. Yeah, I've recently
come to realize that.Copy !req
197. Ahhhhh...Copy !req
198. Better keep up, dear boy.
That is, unless,Copy !req
199. you're ready to
wave the white flag
and surrender.Copy !req
200. - I'm Wade Whipple.Copy !req
201. Lieutenant Deputy of
the smallest town in Montana.Copy !req
202. I don't know the meaning
of the word "surrender."
Water bottle.Copy !req
203. - I have not yet begun to ball.Copy !req
204. - Yes! Yes!Copy !req
205. - Wade not backing down at all!Copy !req
206. - Look at the balls on this guy.
- Oh. Tit for tat.Copy !req
207. Look, I'm not a doctor,
but technically,Copy !req
208. - they share the same blood...
- Can I get a beer, please?Copy !req
209. - Yeah, sure.Copy !req
210. - Hm...Copy !req
211. This truly is
a strange little planet.Copy !req
212. Can I get you anything, honey?Copy !req
213. Yes. Bring me your
largest challah bread.Copy !req
214. - Bam!Copy !req
215. - Yes!Copy !req
216. Ha, yes!Copy !req
217. Woo!Copy !req
218. - Uh-oh!Copy !req
219. Pistol Pete looking
a little worried over there.Copy !req
220. - Oh, yeah,
he looks intimidated.
- You know, I think he's, uh,Copy !req
221. got a little bit tougher
competitor than he thought.Copy !req
222. Gettin' nervous yet,
old timer?Copy !req
223. Nervous?
Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
224. Woo-hoo! You go, Wade!
And whatever happens,Copy !req
225. - I'm proud of you!
- Wade!Copy !req
226. Please! Please
don't choke today!Copy !req
227. - Just please don't do it!
Do great! Okay?Copy !req
228. Okay!Copy !req
229. Hm... That sounds troubling.Copy !req
230. Knuckles the Echidna.Copy !req
231. It's an honor
to meet you at last.Copy !req
232. I thought you'd give me
more of a fight.Copy !req
233. - This is it.Copy !req
234. It's all going to come down
to this final frame.Copy !req
235. - You got this, Pete.Copy !req
236. - Oh...Copy !req
237. - Yes! I love you, pin!
- Oh, for heaven's sakes.Copy !req
238. That miss gives Wade a chance.Copy !req
239. - If he can get a strike here,
he could win the tournament.Copy !req
240. You should pick up
this spare, no problem.Copy !req
241. - Wow!Copy !req
242. - Those are fightin' words
right there.
- Sick dig!Copy !req
243. Someone's about
to get slapped!Copy !req
244. - Great use of the term
"sick dig," by the way.Copy !req
245. Unflappable.Copy !req
246. This is so dramatic.Copy !req
247. Because as it
comes down to this,Copy !req
248. if Wade Whipple
bowls another strike,Copy !req
249. he'll be on his way
to a perfect gameCopy !req
250. and a tournament
championship.Copy !req
251. Not to mention
an emotional victoryCopy !req
252. over the man who left himCopy !req
253. a fatherless,
stunted,Copy !req
254. utter shell
of a human being.Copy !req
255. - Okay...
- And the question is,Copy !req
256. does Wade have the strength
to finish this fight?Copy !req
257. Well, do you, dear boy?Copy !req
258. Are you strong enoughCopy !req
259. to strike down
your own father in battle?Copy !req
260. To do whatever
it takes to claimCopy !req
261. that championship trophy?Copy !req
262. Or are you just another
schmuck with a nickname?Copy !req
263. Wade the Warrior?Copy !req
264. Oh, I know
I'm strong enough, Dad.Copy !req
265. Really?Copy !req
266. Because all my life,Copy !req
267. I've learned
from great warriors.Copy !req
268. - Hm.
- I learned from a motherCopy !req
269. who never stopped fighting
for her family.Copy !req
270. I learned from her sister, who's
honestly a little bit annoying,Copy !req
271. but amazingly fearless
and headstrong.Copy !req
272. But most of all, I learned
from the greatest warriorCopy !req
273. in the entire galaxy,Copy !req
274. who taught me that
real warriors wouldn't existCopy !req
275. if not for those
who came before them,Copy !req
276. showed them the way,
and never stopped fighting,Copy !req
277. no matter how hard
the battle became.Copy !req
278. That's why I never would've
found my greatest strength,Copy !req
279. my true power,Copy !req
280. without my friend,
Knuckles the Echidna.Copy !req
281. Now, Dylan, normally it
doesn't take this longCopy !req
282. - for bowlers to bowl.
- Yeah, I agree, Gary.Copy !req
283. It seems as though
he is monologuing.Copy !req
284. That's highly
unorthodox.Copy !req
285. Nice speech.Copy !req
286. But you left out
one small detail.Copy !req
287. - You're a loser, Wade.Copy !req
288. You always have been,Copy !req
289. and you always will be.Copy !req
290. Well, would a loser do this?Copy !req
291. - Yes!Copy !req
292. - Oh! Unbelievable!
- Oh! The upstart has done it!Copy !req
293. Oh, my God, I did it!Copy !req
294. I won!
I'm a champion!Copy !req
295. - Whoa! Duck!Copy !req
296. - Knuckles?
- Wade Whipple!Copy !req
297. Get your people to safetyCopy !req
298. - before they—Copy !req
299. - Wade! Where are you going?
- To help my friend!Copy !req
300. - Knuckles?
- Wade!Copy !req
301. Stay back!Copy !req
302. Okay, the stakes have
been raised considerably.Copy !req
303. Don't worry, Echidna.
This'll all be over soon.Copy !req
304. - All I need is...Copy !req
305. every ounce of your power.Copy !req
306. - Knuckles!Copy !req
307. - What are you doing to him?Copy !req
308. Your power is mine, echidna.Copy !req
309. Your only purpose now...Copy !req
310. is to die!Copy !req
311. Knuckles! Buddy!Copy !req
312. What did he do to you?Copy !req
313. You caused me a lotta trouble.Copy !req
314. - Now I'm gonna make you pay.Copy !req
315. You think you're so tough,Copy !req
316. hiding behind that metal onesie
you're wearing?Copy !req
317. I'm not scared of you.
Come and get me!Copy !req
318. Okay, I was bluffing.Copy !req
319. - Hm?Copy !req
320. - Whoa!Copy !req
321. Somebody call for backup?Copy !req
322. We thought
you could use a hand.Copy !req
323. - God, that was a good line.Copy !req
324. Alright, Wade.
Let's do this.Copy !req
325. Let's roll.Copy !req
326. Knuckles, I hope
you can hear this.Copy !req
327. You taught me how to stand up
for myself and fight!Copy !req
328. And we're stronger
than ever now...Copy !req
329. because we fight together!Copy !req
330. A warrior's true strength
comes from their heart.Copy !req
331. And your heart
has never been bigger!Copy !req
332. You fight to honor
your family!Copy !req
333. You fight to protect
your friends!Copy !req
334. And now, you have
something new to fight for.Copy !req
335. A home!Copy !req
336. Looks like you're
all out of balls!Copy !req
337. - This is my home!Copy !req
338. - No! No!Copy !req
339. - My power!Copy !req
340. The Flames of Disaster!Copy !req
341. Come on!Copy !req
342. - Finish him, Knucks!Copy !req
343. Victory is ours.Copy !req
344. Wow. Well,
there you have it, folks.Copy !req
345. This proves what I've
been saying all along.Copy !req
346. Absolutely
anything can happenCopy !req
347. in the National
Bowling Championships.Copy !req
348. You know, Gary,
I looked it up,Copy !req
349. and actually,
this has happened before.Copy !req
350. There was a visit
by an extraterrestrialCopy !req
351. in the 1974 tourney,Copy !req
352. - but I don't think he was red.
- Well, you might be right,Copy !req
353. but I'm gonna tell you,
this time was a lot more fun.Copy !req
354. - What a show tonight, people.
- So fun. Oh!Copy !req
355. Looks like there's some more
action down on the lanes.Copy !req
356. Hey! That dork burger's
stealing the trophy!Copy !req
357. - Shut your
gob hole, you little brat!
- Oh no!Copy !req
358. Pistol Pete is
stealing the trophy,Copy !req
359. and he lost the tourney!Copy !req
360. I don't know what the rule book
says about this, Gary.Copy !req
361. - Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
362. Take your hands off
my son's trophy, you schmuck!Copy !req
363. Mom, that was awesome!Copy !req
364. Ever think about
joining the FBI?Copy !req
365. Well, if it means
I can spend more timeCopy !req
366. with my daughter,
I'd love to.Copy !req
367. You did it, Wade Whipple!
You won!Copy !req
368. Buddy, we did it.Copy !req
369. - Hey, Knuckles!Copy !req
370. How about some
new road trip music?Copy !req
371. I call this mix "Knuckles
and Wade Warrior Jammerz."Copy !req
372. What is this amazing song?Copy !req
373. This is...Copy !req
374. my jam!Copy !req