1. - [♪ song ends]
- [♪ dramatic sting]
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3. We're in position.
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4. He's almost at the penthouse.
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5. As soon as you have him,
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6. you send my mom and my sister
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8. - No promises.
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9. What the...
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10. What is that?
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11. - Peekaboo.
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12. Oh, shoot and darn it.
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13. I forgot to tell
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16. - Big mistake. Huge.
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17. Oh man...
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18. - [growls, grunts]
- Stop hitting yourself!
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19. Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!
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20. - [♪ song ends]
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21. - Wade! How did you get here?
- [smashing, fighting continue]
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22. I snuck in the back stairs,
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26. I'm here to rescue you guys!
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27. - Oh, thank God.
We really need your help.
- No, Mom! We don't.
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30. - Yeah, don't be a hero, Wanda.
- I am a hero!
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31. I've accidentally locked myself
in those cuffs so many times,
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33. Wade, you saved us!
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34. - What are you doing?
- No. Wade, stop.
Stop touching me!
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35. - Stop! No—
- Stop moving your hands! If you
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36. - I'm doing a thing right now!
- What are you doing?
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37. I'm doing an FBI thing
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38. where I slip my own hands
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39. by dislocating my thumb.
Here I go.
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40. - Ow! Oh!
- Just let me do it!
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41. It'll be way less painful
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42. I'm almost there. Ow!
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43. - You're screaming in pain.
- Ow! Ah! I'm almost there!
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44. Let your brother
rescue you!
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45. This isn't over yet...
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46. No! I'm not letting Wade
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47. - Ah, Knuckles!
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48. - Let's do this.
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49. - [♪ dramatic music playing]
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50. - This ends now.
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51. Okay. Fine.
Fine, you win.
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52. - Knuckles, you okay?
- Wade! Stay back.
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53. - [♪ dramatic music playing]
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54. Not this time.
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55. Aaaah!
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56. - [♪ dramatic music playing]
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57. - Ah! Get off me!
- Ah! No!
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58. No, I can't get sucked
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59. This ain't good.
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60. Dude!
That was awesome!
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61. I can't believe the plan worked.
We did it!
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62. Wade Whipple,
you must hurry.
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63. Your Tournament of Champions
is about to conclude!
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64. The tournament?
You mean—
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65. Yes. Your greatest victory
still awaits.
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66. - [♪ dramatic music playing]
- This is your last chance
to face your ultimate foe!
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67. The schmuck known
as your father,
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68. in a ritual trial by combat on
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69. I'd like five minutes alone
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70. The time has come for you
to prove your worth
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and a warrior.
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72. You know what?
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73. This is finally my chance
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74. - to—
- Got i!
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75. - I got it!
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76. - Told you I would do it!
- W-Wanda, put that thing away.
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77. - Impressive battle wound,
Wanda Whipple.
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78. Thanks, Knucks.
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80. of the Bowling Tournament
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81. in beautiful Reno, Nevada,
or as I like to call it,
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82. - "Las Vegas for losers."
- [♪ "Sirius" by
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83. Once again, the heavy
favorite's from overseas,
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84. where they bowl on
the wrong side of the lane.
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85. I'm talking about the team
led by 27-time winner
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86. and legend of the lanes,
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87. Pistol... Pete... Whipple!
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88. - Look at that swagger.
- Wow, look at the attitude.
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89. I mean, this guy
is all confidence.
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90. - This crowd is goin' nuts
for Pistol Pete.
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91. Are you ready for a show?
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92. - Jordan. Gretzky.
- Yes.
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93. Brady. These are
the names you think of
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94. when you think of athletes
that have defined their sport.
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95. And with a win today,
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96. that Pistol Pete's face
should be chiseled up there
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97. - on the Mount Rushmore
of bowling as well.
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98. Next time she needs
an after-school activity,
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101. we have
a young upstart team
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105. - Pistol Pete's long-lost son!
- What?
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106. - Allegedly.
- Now, here's a good
father-son story.
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107. Rumor has it
that Pistol Pete
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109. choosing a bowling career
over his parenting duties.
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110. I wanna say,
regardless of how you feel
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111. - about childhood abandonment,
and I'm against it...
- Hm. Me, too.
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112. the deals at TJ Maxx
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113. No, I wish my dad
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114. But, you know what?
Let's settle this score
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115. and bring out
our challenger,
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116. Mr. Wade Whipple...
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117. - Yes!
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118. - Yes, Wade!
Here he comes, everybody!
- Go, Wade!
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119. Get ready!
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120. - Sorry, where is he?
- [♪ music stops abruptly]
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121. - Uh... I'm not, uh...
- Is he not...
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122. I gave him the—
Mr. Wade Whipple!
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123. - Just like that scene
in The Sound of Music...
- L-Let me do it again.
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124. - [♪ song stops, restarts]
- Maybe he didn't hear it.
Let me hear it. Uh...
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125. Let's settle the score once
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126. Wade Whipple!
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127. Wade? Wade Whipple.
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128. - [♪ song fades out]
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129. - Oh, man.
- Wade Whipple?
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130. I-I don't have him.
I don't have eyes on him.
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131. Okay, well, I— What do
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132. - I can't stretch it out...
- We're supposed to fill time.
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133. L-L-Let's do some
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134. Oh. Oh, what a pity.
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135. It appears my opponent...
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136. is officially a no-show.
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137. Which means, once again, I...
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138. - am the winner!
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139. Put... that trophy... down.
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140. - Dad.
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141. - Wow... Okay.
- Wow... Lotta drama.
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142. Oh! There he is.
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143. Surprised to see me?
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145. You never were the sharpest
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147. but I'm sure
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148. If I wanted to
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151. and 10 pins away
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152. from the most humiliating
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153. - Oh, snap! I heard that!
- Ooh! That's gotta hurt!
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154. - I heard that one!
In front of everybody!
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155. And if I was
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156. I'd say your game's
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157. your costume
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158. and, quite frankly,
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159. - Sick burn, baby!
- Really? Even the last one?
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160. - Oh! Should we be
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161. - I think not.
- Should we be—
I mean, this is private!
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162. I'm going to give you
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163. to do what I did
all those years ago
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164. and just... walk... away.
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165. Because there's no way
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166. You see all these
lovely people?
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167. Every single one of them
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169. And they have absolutely
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171. Oh yeah, old man?
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173. - [♪ "Sirius" by
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174. - Wow!
- Whoa!
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175. Those are some
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176. I mean,
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177. I don't think I'm supposed
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178. Let's roll.
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179. Yes, Wade!
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180. Wade, put your pants
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181. It'll be cooler.
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182. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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183. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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184. Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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185. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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186. Wade Whipple!
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187. - Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
Wade Whipple!
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188. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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189. - Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple!
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190. It's Whipple versus Whipple
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193. Can't wait.
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194. - Oh!
Right out of the gate!
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195. Here we go.
This is some great
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196. Yeah.
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197. That's how it's done.
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198. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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199. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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200. Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete...
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201. Man, your dad's a real
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202. Yeah, I've recently
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203. Ahhhhh...
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204. Better keep up, dear boy.
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205. you're ready to
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206. - I'm Wade Whipple.
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
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207. Lieutenant Deputy of
the smallest town in Montana.
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208. I don't know the meaning
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209. - I have not yet begun to ball.
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210. - Yes! Yes!
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211. - Wade not backing down at all!
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212. - Look at the balls on this guy.
- Oh. Tit for tat.
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213. Look, I'm not a doctor,
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214. - they share the same blood...
- Can I get a beer, please?
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215. - Yeah, sure.
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216. - Hm...
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217. This truly is
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218. Can I get you anything, honey?
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219. Yes. Bring me your
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220. - Bam!
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221. - Yes!
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222. Ha, yes!
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223. Woo!
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224. - [♪ song ends]
- Uh-oh!
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225. - [♪ humming melody]
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227. - Oh, yeah,
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- You know, I think he's, uh,
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229. Gettin' nervous yet,
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230. Nervous?
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231. Woo-hoo! You go, Wade!
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232. - I'm proud of you!
- Wade!
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233. Please! Please
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234. - Just please don't do it!
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236. - [smashing, screaming]
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238. - [♪ tense music playing]
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239. - [♪ music building]
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240. Knuckles the Echidna.
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242. I thought you'd give me
more of a fight.
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243. - This is it.
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244. It's all going to come down
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245. - You got this, Pete.
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246. - Oh...
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247. - [♪ tense music playing]
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248. - Yes! I love you, pin!
- Oh, for heaven's sakes.
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249. That miss gives Wade a chance.
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250. - If he can get a strike here,
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251. You should pick up
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252. - Wow!
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253. - Those are fightin' words
right there.
- Sick dig!
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254. Someone's about
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255. - Great use of the term
"sick dig," by the way.
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256. Unflappable.
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257. This is so dramatic.
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258. Because as it
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259. if Wade Whipple
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260. he'll be on his way
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261. and a tournament
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262. Not to mention
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264. a fatherless,
stunted,
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266. - Okay...
- And the question is,
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267. does Wade have the strength
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268. Well, do you, dear boy?
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273. Or are you just another
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274. Wade the Warrior?
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275. Oh, I know
I'm strong enough, Dad.
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277. Because all my life,
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278. I've learned
from great warriors.
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279. - Hm.
- I learned from a mother
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281. I learned from her sister, who's
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283. But most of all, I learned
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285. who taught me that
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287. showed them the way,
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289. That's why I never would've
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291. without my friend,
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292. Now, Dylan, normally it
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293. - for bowlers to bowl.
- Yeah, I agree, Gary.
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295. That's highly
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296. Nice speech.
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297. But you left out
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298. - You're a loser, Wade.
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299. You always have been,
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300. and you always will be.
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301. Well, would a loser do this?
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302. - [♪ tense music playing]
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303. - Yes!
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304. - Oh! Unbelievable!
- Oh! The upstart has done it!
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305. Oh, my God, I did it!
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306. I won!
I'm a champion!
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307. - Whoa! Duck!
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308. - Knuckles?
- Wade Whipple!
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311. - Wade! Where are you going?
- To help my friend!
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312. - [♪ emotional music playing]
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313. - Knuckles?
- Wade!
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314. Stay back!
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315. Okay, the stakes have
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316. Don't worry, Echidna.
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319. - Knuckles!
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320. - [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [whirring, sizzling]
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322. Your power is mine, echidna.
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323. - [stomp, fizzling]
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326. Knuckles! Buddy!
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329. - Now I'm gonna make you pay.
- [sizzling, whirring]
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330. You think you're so tough,
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332. I'm not scared of you.
Come and get me!
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333. Okay, I was bluffing.
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334. - Hm?
- [♪ triumphant music playing]
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335. - Whoa!
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337. We thought
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338. - God, that was a good line.
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339. - [♪ music building]
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340. Alright, Wade.
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342. Knuckles, I hope
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343. You taught me how to stand up
for myself and fight!
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344. And we're stronger
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346. A warrior's true strength
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347. - [clangs, crunches]
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348. And your heart
has never been bigger!
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349. You fight to honor
your family!
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350. You fight to protect
your friends!
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351. And now, you have
something new to fight for.
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352. A home!
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353. Looks like you're
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354. - [♪ triumphant music playing]
- This is my home!
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355. - No! No!
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356. - My power!
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
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357. - [♪ music builds]
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360. - Finish him, Knucks!
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361. - [creaking, rumbling]
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371. - but I don't think he was red.
- Well, you might be right,
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373. - What a show tonight, people.
- So fun. Oh!
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374. Looks like there's some more
action down on the lanes.
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375. Hey! That dork burger's
stealing the trophy!
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376. - Shut your
gob hole, you little brat!
- Oh no!
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379. I don't know what the rule book
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381. Take your hands off
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382. - [♪ triumphant music playing]
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383. Mom, that was awesome!
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I'd love to.
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388. Buddy, we did it.
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389. - Hey, Knuckles!
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391. I call this mix "Knuckles
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