1. IceCap Ski Resort.Copy !req
2. This is where the buyer
wants to do the exchange?Copy !req
3. He makes the rules,
not us.Copy !req
4. Right, help me
unload the echidna.Copy !req
5. Alright, little buddy.
I'm coming for ya.Copy !req
6. Come on, Wade.
You can do this.Copy !req
7. You might not be
a warrior yet,Copy !req
8. but you are a deputy.Copy !req
9. In fact, you're one of
the greatest deputiesCopy !req
10. in the history of
law enforcement.Copy !req
11. And normally,
in a situation like this,Copy !req
12. you'd call for backup.Copy !req
13. But this is Montana, so...Copy !req
14. you are the backup.Copy !req
15. Rely on your instincts.Copy !req
16. Think back to your
police training.Copy !req
17. You are prepared for this.Copy !req
18. - Don't ever say
I wasn't there for you.Copy !req
19. Cool line.Copy !req
20. I am extremely
unprepared for this.Copy !req
21. Where have you taken me?Copy !req
22. A dungeon?Copy !req
23. A torture chamber?Copy !req
24. A pit so deep that no one
will ever hear my screams?Copy !req
25. Oh.Copy !req
26. That's quite nice, actually.Copy !req
27. Damn right.Copy !req
28. Always pictured myself living
in a place like this one day.Copy !req
29. Now, I don't know how to ski,
but with a house like this,Copy !req
30. you bet I could learn.Copy !req
31. All you have to do is sneak
into the bad guy's lair,Copy !req
32. try not to get yourself killed
by their superpowered weapons,Copy !req
33. and then save your
cool new best friend.Copy !req
34. What could possibly
go wrong?Copy !req
35. Come on, Wade.Copy !req
36. What would Knuckles do?Copy !req
37. He'd come up with
an awesome rescue plan.Copy !req
38. Ah... I am visualizing
my inevitable escapeCopy !req
39. and your brutal
destruction at my hands.Copy !req
40. Yes! Your arms
have just snapped offCopy !req
41. with the most
satisfying crunch.Copy !req
42. Well, it's a good thing
you're trappedCopy !req
43. inside that case then,
buddy.Copy !req
44. Stop talking to him!Copy !req
45. - He was talkin' to me.Copy !req
46. Just stop talking.Copy !req
47. Fine with me.
I'm gonna go relax.Copy !req
48. Job's done,
and we about to get paid!Copy !req
49. Americans.Copy !req
50. - [♪ "Holding Out For a Hero"
by Bonnie Tyler playing]Copy !req
51. Alright. Wade's awesome
rescue plan starts now.Copy !req
52. Step one,
project confidence.Copy !req
53. Step two,
become one with the shadows.Copy !req
54. Step three...Copy !req
55. lock and load.Copy !req
56. - ♪ Do do do doCopy !req
57. - Step four, the grand finale.
- ♪ I can feel his approachCopy !req
58. You are truly an amazing
warrior, Wade Whipple.Copy !req
59. Now, as is tradition,Copy !req
60. let us celebrate
our victory with a warm hug.Copy !req
61. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
62. Anything else?Copy !req
63. Gimme a blue raspberry Icee.Copy !req
64. Oh, how your screams
are a symphony to my earsCopy !req
65. as I crush your skulls
into a fine powder,Copy !req
66. - and—
- Sorry. Don't mean to interrupt,Copy !req
67. but, uh, you almost
finished here?Copy !req
68. - No!Copy !req
69. Okay.
Now, I am finished.Copy !req
70. Do you know,Copy !req
71. I'm sorry we haven't
gotten a chanceCopy !req
72. to get to know each other yet.Copy !req
73. I'm actually quite
an admirer of your work.Copy !req
74. What could you possibly knowCopy !req
75. about my life of
battles and quests?Copy !req
76. - Oh...Copy !req
77. I know all about you,
Knuckles.Copy !req
78. Studying creatures like you,Copy !req
79. your abilities,Copy !req
80. where you're from.Copy !req
81. That was my job
for a long time.Copy !req
82. I see.Copy !req
83. Then, you know about
my tribe's victoryCopy !req
84. over the vile Dr. Robotnik!Copy !req
85. Of course.Copy !req
86. So, if you know how
I destroyed someoneCopy !req
87. as dangerous as him,Copy !req
88. then you know how easily
I can destroy someoneCopy !req
89. like you.Copy !req
90. Is that what you think?Copy !req
91. That I'm nothing?Copy !req
92. That I'm no one comparedCopy !req
93. to the great Ivo Robotnik.Copy !req
94. Well, let me assure you,
you're wrong.Copy !req
95. 'Cause while I know
everything about you,Copy !req
96. I promise,Copy !req
97. you know nothing
about me.Copy !req
98. But when this is all over...Copy !req
99. you will.Copy !req
100. - Alright. Geared up.Copy !req
101. Here we go.Copy !req
102. Hang tight, Knucks.Copy !req
103. - I'm comin' to get ya.Copy !req
104. All I need is the perfect
rescue soundtrack.Copy !req
105. Let's do this, Spotify.Copy !req
106. - Time to rock out!Copy !req
107. That's not gonna...Copy !req
108. - [♪ "I Don't Want To Wait"
by Paula Cole playing]
- Oh, no, not that song!Copy !req
109. - Oh, forget it.Copy !req
110. Warrior mode activated.Copy !req
111. The fireworks were supposed
to be the grand finale!Copy !req
112. - What the hell?
- What was that?Copy !req
113. - Sounds like someone
just set off...Copy !req
114. Is that the round
little man again?Copy !req
115. - Oh!Copy !req
116. At least she's still drivable.Copy !req
117. You again!Copy !req
118. That's right!Copy !req
119. I'm here for the echidna!Copy !req
120. - What's that beeping?Copy !req
121. That can't be good.
Wonder what that—Copy !req
122. - Oh, no!Copy !req
123. - Yah! Ay-ay-ay!Copy !req
124. - Oh, no!Copy !req
125. Oh, my God!Copy !req
126. Wee-hee-hee-hee!Copy !req
127. I will be right with you guys!Copy !req
128. - Oh, God!Copy !req
129. You guard the echidna.
I'm gonna go and handle this.Copy !req
130. Little pig, little pig,
where are you?Copy !req
131. I know you're
here somewhere.Copy !req
132. And I'm gonna find you.Copy !req
133. Oh...Copy !req
134. Oh!Copy !req
135. - Oh!Copy !req
136. I ever tell you about my time
in the underground fight game?Copy !req
137. - We literally just met!
- I spent yearsCopy !req
138. doing bare-knuckle cage matches
and backyard brawls.Copy !req
139. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
140. Doesn't sound like your rescue's
going very well, does it?Copy !req
141. No, it does not.Copy !req
142. Such a shame...Copy !req
143. Mm. Hope you're
comfortable in there.Copy !req
144. - You're not? Huh, never mind.Copy !req
145. One second.
I gotta take this.Copy !req
146. - No, no, no, take your time.Copy !req
147. - It's my mom.
- Oh, yeah...Copy !req
148. - Should I get that?
- Yeah, you should answer it.Copy !req
149. - Yeah. C-Can you...
- She'll be worried.Copy !req
150. - Yeah, of course.
Here you go.
- Hey, Mom!Copy !req
151. - Hey—
- It's about time
you answered your phone.Copy !req
152. - I been tryin' to call you.
- Yes, I know
you've been calling.Copy !req
153. - I've been meaning to call.
I've been really busy.
- Hi, Mrs.--Copy !req
154. - What's your name?
- Mason.Copy !req
155. - Hi, Mrs. Mason.Copy !req
156. It's— Yeah,
that's just a work friend.Copy !req
157. Aw, y-you think
we're friends?Copy !req
158. Sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
159. - Yeah, Ma. Okay. Ma, I'ma
have to hit you back. I'm busy.Copy !req
160. - Love you, Mason...
- Alright, I love you, too.
Bye-bye, bye.Copy !req
161. - Sorry about that.Copy !req
162. She seems very sweet.Copy !req
163. - Where was I?
- You were telling
some horrifying storyCopy !req
164. about ripping some
guy's arm off.Copy !req
165. - Yeah.Copy !req
166. And that's why
I signed up for GUN.Copy !req
167. So I can get paid to beat up
on superpowered freaksCopy !req
168. like your little alien friends.Copy !req
169. Now, I don't have
to fight fair anymore.Copy !req
170. Then neither do I.Copy !req
171. - Sriracha!Copy !req
172. Who are you working with?Copy !req
173. He is my protege
and my apprentice.Copy !req
174. A force so strong of
body, mind, and heartCopy !req
175. that your last words will be
a plea for a merciful deathCopy !req
176. from the warrior
known only as...Copy !req
177. - Wade.Copy !req
178. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
179. Say, quite a tussle
back there.Copy !req
180. You should see the other guy.Copy !req
181. - Oh. Here he is.Copy !req
182. Seriously? This is
your great warrior?Copy !req
183. Thought he'd be dead by now.Copy !req
184. It's his first day.Copy !req
185. I know I may not look
like much of a warrior,Copy !req
186. but...Copy !req
187. no offense,
you guys don't, either.Copy !req
188. I mean, he looks like
a sexy menswear model,Copy !req
189. and you look like
some kind of psychotic
Uma Thurman lookalike.Copy !req
190. Thank you.
Now, before you die,Copy !req
191. tell me one thing.Copy !req
192. What does a moron like you
want with the echidna?Copy !req
193. - We're gonna win
a bowling tournament.Copy !req
194. Oh, no!Copy !req
195. What are you doing?Copy !req
196. I'm hugging you, as is
your celebratory tradition,Copy !req
197. - is it not?Copy !req
198. Come on, we gotta get outta
here before they wake up.Copy !req
199. - Oh!Copy !req
200. Oh, nope.Copy !req
201. Whatever happens,
hold on.Copy !req
202. What? What do you mean?Copy !req
203. We're alive!Copy !req
204. Knuckles!
We're alive!Copy !req
205. Knuckles! You didn't
tell me you could fly!Copy !req
206. No. I can glide.Copy !req
207. - Huh?
- For very short distances.Copy !req
208. - Stinks.Copy !req
209. - Knuckles...
- Get up!Copy !req
210. Now is no time to rest,
Wade Whipple.Copy !req
211. - We must flee!Copy !req
212. Sweet truck.Copy !req
213. Drive us!Copy !req
214. How? I can't just drive us.
There's no keys.Copy !req
215. - Okay, I can just drive us.Copy !req
216. I don't know about you,
but I am star—Copy !req
217. Hey, look, a Burger Shack!
Let's go eat!Copy !req
218. - Alright.Copy !req
219. I think after all that running,
we deserve...Copy !req
220. a little snack.
What do you say, bud?Copy !req
221. I only eat grapes.Copy !req
222. And Cool Ranch Doritos.Copy !req
223. Okay, well, that explains your
insane and erratic behavior.Copy !req
224. Now, come on.Copy !req
225. Let's eat, bubba.Copy !req
226. So, I was thinking about
how I rescued you before.Copy !req
227. Um, on a scale of
one to warrior,Copy !req
228. where does Wade fall?Copy !req
229. - No biggie. You can
tell me after we eat.Copy !req
230. Let's have
a little victory feastCopy !req
231. for the boys, huh?Copy !req
232. What victory?
We won nothing tonight.Copy !req
233. Mm, correct.Copy !req
234. I was taken prisonerCopy !req
235. because of your
failures in battle.Copy !req
236. We were nearly
killed several times.Copy !req
237. And once again, correct.Copy !req
238. And the only reason
we survived at all
was pure luck.Copy !req
239. None of these words would be
used to describe a victory.Copy !req
240. Or a warrior.Copy !req
241. Alright, some of the things you
just said might have happened,Copy !req
242. but you're looking at it
the wrong way, Knuckles.Copy !req
243. My dad taught me to take
any win you canCopy !req
244. and enjoy it.Copy !req
245. Nine outta 10 warriors
would call that a victory.Copy !req
246. It might not
have been pretty,Copy !req
247. but that doesn't
mean it wasn't a...Copy !req
248. Glorious victory!Copy !req
249. Now, you're gettin' it!
Let's dig in!Copy !req
250. This is gonna flop your little
red braids up and down.Copy !req
251. - We are so screwed!
- Yeah, I'm pissed, too.Copy !req
252. But what are we gonna do?
I guess the deal's off.Copy !req
253. No. No, you don't understand.
The deal's not off.Copy !req
254. There's no backing out
with him.Copy !req
255. We've been selling weapons
to one of the most dangerousCopy !req
256. criminal organizations
in the world,Copy !req
257. run by
an absolute sociopath!Copy !req
258. Now, we're screwing
him over on a deal!Copy !req
259. We don't just get to take
our ball and go home.Copy !req
260. We show up empty-handed,Copy !req
261. he's gonna
straight-up kill us.Copy !req
262. Most likely in
a pretty horrible way.Copy !req
263. - Well, that doesn't sound great.
- No! Not great!Copy !req
264. Not great at all.Copy !req
265. We need to get them, fast,Copy !req
266. before he gets us.Copy !req
267. Wade Whipple,
you wish to be a warrior.Copy !req
268. Yet you hail
from Green Hills,Copy !req
269. a place where there
are no warring clans.Copy !req
270. So, why do you remain there?Copy !req
271. I guess... Green Hills
has always just been home.Copy !req
272. I mean, there must be
some place in the universeCopy !req
273. that's like that for you, right?Copy !req
274. Since the loss of my tribe,Copy !req
275. I have journeyed across
every corner of the galaxy.Copy !req
276. - Seen planets and stars
you could only dream of.
- Hm.Copy !req
277. But nowhere
I have called home.Copy !req
278. - That must be tough for you.
- Yes.Copy !req
279. I made a promise
to my fellow warriorsCopy !req
280. to find the Master Emerald
and protect it.Copy !req
281. - That shall be my goal until
the moment I join my peopleCopy !req
282. in the Great Battleground
in the Sky.Copy !req
283. One thing I have learned in
pledging my life to this questCopy !req
284. is that I have been betrayedCopy !req
285. again and again.Copy !req
286. And again. And again.Copy !req
287. Wow.
Sorry that happened to you.Copy !req
288. You know how that feels,
don't you?Copy !req
289. To be betrayed?Copy !req
290. Yeah.Copy !req
291. Yeah, I know how that feels.Copy !req
292. By your father,
who abandoned you
like common gutter trash!Copy !req
293. No, I got what you were saying.
Thank you very much, though.Copy !req
294. Warrior or not,Copy !req
295. I'm strong enough to know that
I would never betray a friend.Copy !req
296. You are stronger than
you think, Wade Whipple.Copy !req
297. I don't know about that.Copy !req
298. - On a scale of one to warrior,Copy !req
299. - you are a three.
- Really?Copy !req
300. I'm gonna put that
on my dating profile!Copy !req
301. Wade Whipple.
Solid three.Copy !req
302. Now, come on.
Let's hit the road, huh?Copy !req
303. - ♪ Here I amCopy !req
304. - Victory!Copy !req
305. - Ha ha!
- Yes! Turn it up!Copy !req
306. - Alright! Yeah!
- ♪ It starts to shoutCopy !req
307. The Rock Zone Special Report.Copy !req
308. [DJ]
Alright, this just in, guys.Copy !req
309. Authorities have a manhunt out
for a guy named Wade Whipple.Copy !req
310. You remember this guy?
He was the sheriff's deputyCopy !req
311. who won
the Hot Pocket-eating contestCopy !req
312. at last year's Spring Fest.
That guy.Copy !req
313. There is a bounty
out for the guy now.Copy !req
314. - I mean, he is royally screwed.
- Screwed.Copy !req
315. [DJ]
I would not want to
be that guy today.Copy !req
316. Alright, let's get
back to the music.Copy !req
317. Ah...Copy !req
318. Oh, my God.Copy !req
319. I'm a fugitive!Copy !req
320. There's a bounty
on my head!Copy !req
321. And I'm Munsoned out here
in the middle of nowhere?Copy !req
322. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
323. You just love smashing
radios, don't ya?Copy !req
324. - Whipple!
- Y-Yes.Copy !req
325. First light has broken.
We need safe harbor.Copy !req
326. Somewhere we can stay
hidden and secure.Copy !req
327. I know a place we could lay low,
but it's gonna mean goingCopy !req
328. somewhere I haven't been
in a really long time.Copy !req
329. - Hi, Mom. I'm home.Copy !req
330. - Oh...Copy !req