1. Gordon heads to the Hamptons forsome traditional Irish fare—
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rolls with mustard.
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like a pub at all.
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- Get out of here.
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are pulling it apart.
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anything I want to say.
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tell him to shut up.
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behind the bar.
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is drunk with power.
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Get out of here.
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food they serve—
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the locals packing.
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best cook in the world.
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son, I'd have fired him.
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week to turn it around—
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Gordon be able to find
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give it your best shot.
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eateries here is Finn
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of prepping to do.
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Finn McCool's Family
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love said to me—
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then we opened up Finn
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wanted to cater to.
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work here full time.
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- Get out of here.
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dad and my brother
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me being in the kitchen.
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- Eh, you go away.
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little bastard.
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Chef Shortcut for him,
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like pig's tails.
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Look at me.
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- To the point where I—
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things that he says.
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butt heads a lot.
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tries to talk to him.
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ears close down.
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you're talking about.
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Grow up.
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to have somebody
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caliber come in and show
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need help cooking.
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anybody knowing
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signs in the windows
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don't have any money.
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and— and retirement
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about Buddy's health.
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he— it scares me
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only does he lose,
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night going to bed,
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to pay this mortgage.
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how stressful that is.
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of Chef Ramsay
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something like that.
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- Jason.
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- This is Carol.
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My son, Brian.
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- We don't advertise.
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curtains, like you're
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balsamic reduction.
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that's out there.
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weren't bad enough—
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everybody that's had it.
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- Sir, how are you?
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Are you well?
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Nice to see you.
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has been cleaned
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- How are you?
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- Good.
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- How are you?
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this opportunity
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cooking and even
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462. How could you possibly
be cooking and doing
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there and chatting
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465. When the firemenfinally do get served—
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466. This is just dry.
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not impressed.
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468. Oh, thank you.
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469. Is there something wrong?
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Two seconds, please?
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471. So guys, this is
Brian, the chef.
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473. These guys are your locals.
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474. Let's start off with
your pie, please.
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475. How was it?
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476. It wasn't warm enough.
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477. The flounder was frozen.
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478. It wasn't very flaky.
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Irish place, I went
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beef sandwich
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seemed to be very dry.
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living, you know,
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486. you want to tell
them to shut up.
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487. - Thank you.
- OK.
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488. Cheers.
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489. You can bet your butthey won't be coming back.
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490. So I was just like, I don'tsee how this is going to work.
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491. After feeling
the heat of the firemen,
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Frances get back
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watchful eye of Gordon,
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496. Frances.
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497. Frances.
Frances.
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499. He's deaf as a fucking bat.
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500. Frances.
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501. You took it off the floor, put it in the fryer,
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503. Yeah.
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504. Yeah, but it
fell on the floor.
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506. And that cleans it.
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507. Sterilizes it.
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508. Fuck me.
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509. Sterilized it.
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510. We're trying to keep
everything consistent,
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were you thinking?
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513. I don't know.
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514. Oh my God.
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515. I've never, ever, ever seenanything quite extraordinary
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517. He serves food off the floorand serves it to the customer.
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518. Oh my God.
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519. No.
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520. Still to come—
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521. If Brian wasn't my
son, I'd have fired him.
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522. Get out of here.
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523. A family feudsends Brian over the edge.
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524. Get out of here.
Who are you talking to?
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525. Would you care to takecare of this ticket, then?
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526. You're out of here.
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527. Coming up on
"Kitchen Nightmares."
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528. It's day three, and knowingfull well that Finn McCool's
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529. is the lifeblood of
the Mazzio family,
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530. Gordon is about to
find out how desperate
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significant improvement,
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afford to stay open for?
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534. We're in— we're
in trouble right now.
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535. You know, we're probably,I would say, $5,000 a week
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536. or $4,000 a week under
what we need to survive.
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538. Yeah.
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539. So $20,000 a month.
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540. Yeah.
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541. I just recently took a littlepersonal loan from a friend,
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542. and I'd pay him back.
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543. You know, that
kind of thing, just
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544. to get us through this
dreadful period, here.
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545. You know, I don't sleep
well owing people money.
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546. That's not— that's
not what I do.
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547. I haven't taken a check yet.
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548. You haven't paid yourselfyet on the business?
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549. I've got my
checks in the safe.
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550. I've got a stack of them.
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551. Can we have a quick look?
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552. - Yeah, everybody else does.- Yeah.
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553. But these are—
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555. And youcan't— you can't cash them.
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556. No.
No.
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558. I've never lost anything.
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559. I've always been
relatively successful.
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560. Buddy's basically puteverything into this place.
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561. By this place not doing
as good as he dream is—
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562. is just breaking him.
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563. Um, difficult havingtwo sons in the business.
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564. Do they know the
situation you're in?
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565. I think Jason
understands more.
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566. Brian's out on an
island a little bit.
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567. If Brian wasn't my son,
I'd have fired him.
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568. Really?
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569. Yeah.
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570. If this doesn't work,
and it does close,
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572. This is— this is— my—
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573. our entire family lives
their lives out of this.
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574. I can— I can feel it.
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575. You know, my sons
eat their dinner
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577. You know, their houses arewarm because of Finn McCool's.
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578. And to think that
we would close,
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full understanding
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581. of the financial picture, Gordon turns his attention
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582. to the food, beginning withteaching Brian how to make
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584. Right.
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585. Get me the large tray thatwe put in the fridge to set,
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586. and we'll put the
potatoes on there.
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587. Put it in the oven,
four or five minutes.
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588. To have him come to yourplace and show you what you
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589. should be doing the right way.
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590. Put some cheese
on there, grill it,
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592. Yeah.
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593. To be honest with you, itmade me laugh little little.
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595. That's what I got upset with youon the other day, that there.
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596. See what I mean?
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597. Add that into the mince.
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599. Yeah.
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602. Boy, you'd be a fool notto— not to jump on this.
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603. Mm.
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604. Let's go in the
dining room, shall we?
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605. OK.
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608. Rich.
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609. Ground beef.
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610. Mm.
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611. Mhm.
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612. Mm.
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614. Ours originally certainlyhad more— much more of a brown
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615. sauce to it, and it was fatty.
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616. Mhm.
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617. Then Gordon
Brown out Brian's
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618. old shepherd's pie to compare.
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619. Look at that.
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620. I thought our shepherd's
pie was halfway decent.
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621. It wasn't.
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622. It was terrible.
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623. Our new shepherd's
pie, it's fantastic.
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624. This is very, very good.
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625. Absolutely.
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626. I come out looking likethe asshole of the family,
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being humiliated,
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630. Hey, cheers, guys.
Good to see you guys.
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631. Thanks for coming out.
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632. I've got to take it easy today.
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633. I've got to take it easy.
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634. People see Brian as takingadvantage of me all his life.
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635. If he wasn't my son, I'd havefired his ass out of here.
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636. I know your buddies are outside.
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637. I'm serious.
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638. - OK.
- I'm serious.
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639. All right.
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640. I'm not kidding.
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641. I said all right.
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642. Enough.
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643. Get lost.
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644. Get out of here.
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645. Let me do my job.
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646. Stay back here
and do your job.
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647. Chill out.
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648. Nobody wants to get
yelled at that they're
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650. I'm not going to
stick around for it.
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651. Why are you standing
right there?
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652. I definitely, once again, felt like a little kid getting
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654. I'm— I'm fucking
standing right here,
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655. I'm doing what I gotta do.Watch your mouth.
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656. Watch your mouth.
- Get out of here.
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657. Get out of here.
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658. Who do you think
you're talking to?
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659. Would you care to takecare of this ticket then?
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660. I didn't even want
to be here anymore.
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661. Uh, I don't know if I want to be in the kitchen
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662. anymore, never mind here.
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663. Fuck off.
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664. I'm done working here.
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665. That was horrible.
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666. He's stubborn as a mule.
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667. You know, he's just
absolutely stubborn.
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668. He just disappears.
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669. Brian's
departure has left
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a chef, and Buddy
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672. - Spring rolls.
- Spring rolls.
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673. Onion soup.
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674. - Onion soup.
- Thank you.
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675. What's that, there?
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676. - Cobb salad.
- Good.
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677. So you're over that.
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678. You've done that before?
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679. I'm thinking, Jesus Christ.
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680. Don't look at me.
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681. I don't know what thehell I'm doing back here.
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682. What is this—
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683. Fascinating, isn't it?
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684. I'm glad you find that
difficult to read.
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685. There was eight
tickets on the board.
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686. I didn't even know
what tickets were up.
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687. Buddy, Buddy,
Buddy, no, no, no.
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688. No, no, no.
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689. Buddy, you have to take
some man,
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690. it looks like a crock of shit.- I know.
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691. Start again.
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692. Buddy, are you happy withthat bacon there, like that?
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693. It looks shit.
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694. It looks like shit.
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695. Come on, big boy.
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696. Standards.
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697. That's better.
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698. Service, please.
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699. - What?
- Sorry?
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700. Top to the bun.
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701. Top to the bun.
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702. We only sent half of it out?
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703. - There was no bun on that.- Let's put it on straight away.
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704. We'll argue after.
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705. Is that other shepherd'spie for six coming for them?
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706. For fuck's sake.
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707. Buddy can't even
find a fucking doily,
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709. Sweating, dripping.
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710. Now smashing plates.
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711. His own plates.
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712. It's day four, andBrian's loyalty to his family
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713. brings him back to work.
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714. You get a renewed respect forwhat Brian has to go through.
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715. It's a tough job.
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716. It's tough.
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717. I had a mozzarella
stick going.
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718. I gained a lot more
respect for my brother.
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719. And all these times
that I'm hard on him,
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720. and I get angry at him, and we fight about stuff,
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721. and I couldn't do what he does.
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722. With a new
appreciation for Brian,
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723. Gordon decides to spend someone on one time with him.
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724. I knew you were an angry chef.
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725. Frustrated, pissed
off with your dad.
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726. I didn't know what you
had on your shoulders
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727. before I walked in here.
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728. There's parts of me that feelfor you in a way that I—
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729. I started understandwhat's on your shoulders.
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730. When you get pissed andfrustrated, who do you talk to?
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731. Who do you open up to?
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732. I'm not going to
write my little one.
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733. Have you thought
about quitting
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734. and setting up elsewhere?
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735. Constantly.
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736. Yeah.
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737. I can't tell you howimportant your role is enough.
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738. I've probably faded outa little bit in stepping up
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739. my game to where it used to be.
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740. So I— I— I might havelost some of the passion.
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741. Which is sad to say that, because I didn't think that.
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742. But now it's kind of opened myeyes a little bit about that.
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743. You've got to handle
it a different way.
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744. In a way that you become
the responsible one
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745. and fucking focus.
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746. If you've got the
security of your food,
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747. and you make this
place rock, I promise
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748. you, that's going to give youstability to run this business
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749. for the next 20 years.
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750. OK?
- Thank you.
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751. Good man.
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752. Chef Ramsay definitely
kicked me in the ass.
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753. Got me excited to
do what I'm doing.
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754. While Gordon hasbeen dealing with the family's
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755. issues, his design team
has been sprucing up
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756. the restaurant inanticipation of the relaunch.
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757. Oh my gosh.
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758. You walked in, and you feltlike you were in your home.
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759. It was— it was so comfortable.
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760. It's bigger, eh?
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761. Holy Moses.
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762. Oh, look at the booths.
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763. God.
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764. Warmer?
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765. Yeah.
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766. Wow, I'm in shock.
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767. I'm never at a loss for words.
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768. You know, this is overwhelming.
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769. Gorgeous.
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770. For Buddy, this
was his big dream.
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771. It was very cool seeing that, just the look on his face
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773. Wow.
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774. I'm happy.
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775. We've been given a gift, nowit's our job to make this work,
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776. and we certainly will.
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777. It's beautiful.
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778. Holy Moses.
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779. This is so exciting.
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780. Chef Ramsay asked us tohang outside for a little bit.
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781. Something you've always, always wanted, never had.
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782. Welcome to Finn McCool's, yes?
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783. Lovely!
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784. - Great, wow.
- Wow.
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785. Established 2006.Family restaurant.
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786. Isn't that beautiful?
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787. That is gorgeous.
Yes.
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788. That is a beautiful
sign, right there.
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789. You can seethat from 100 meters, right?
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790. I didn't know he
would go to that extent
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791. and really go that
extra mile for us.
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792. You can't miss this.
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793. It's tough to put into wordshow much that means to me
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794. and— and the rest of my family.
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795. Buddy, happy with the curb?
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796. Holy Moses.
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797. Look at it.
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798. It was very emotional.
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799. We are all getting teary eyed.
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800. And the four of us
were just in awe.
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801. At least
when you drive by now,
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803. Amen.
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804. I'm thankful as an
owner of a restaurant,
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806. Although
Finn McCool's
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807. has a new sign and a
new look, it's the food
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808. that brings in the customers.
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809. The first thing I did wasgot rid of 2/3 of the menu.
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810. Because A, the majority
of it was frozen.
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811. B, it wasn't fresh.
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812. What's the point of
having it on there?
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813. Whatever comes out of
here has my name on it,
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to mess this up.
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815. You've got to move
with the seasons.
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816. Get rid of the
dark, heavy sauces
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817. and lighten up a little bit.
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818. Gordon's new
menu of contemporary pub
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819. food includes—
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820. The
Guinness Pub Burger.
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821. And
Gordon's own family
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822. recipe for shepherd's pie.
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823. And then
the fireman's chicken.
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824. Chef Ramsay dumped
the fried foods.
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825. They're gone.
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826. And to give therestaurant a new energy
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827. and to take some pressureoff Brian in the kitchen,
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828. Gordon has introduced
tableside service.
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829. So how we're going to
be roasting a chicken,
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830. we roast it in the kitchen, and when we cut it, tableside.
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831. Don't be nervous about it.
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832. I can see it on
your face already.
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833. I'm a little—
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834. Yeah, don't.
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835. It creates a buzz
in the dining room,
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836. and it creates a bit
of an excitement.
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837. Ready?
- Let's go.
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838. OK, you and I in the kitchen.
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839. Let's go.
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840. Listen, we've been througha lot in this last week.
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841. It's been amazing.
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842. You know, we've learned a lot.
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843. We've seen a lot of thingsthat we've done wrong.
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844. We were taught a lot of thingsand how to do things right.
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845. If we can come out
of the blocks today,
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846. and people can leave
here saying, oh my god,
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847. what a place.
This is— this is huge.
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848. This is a grand opening.
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849. Smile, make people feel.
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850. Look at me.
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851. Have fun.
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852. Let's kick this in theass and make this happen.
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853. That's all.Do it from top to bottom.
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854. Anybody have any issues—
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855. - Do we have five minutes?
—communicate.
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856. Five minutes.
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857. Go compose.
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858. Go compose.
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859. Hurry up.
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860. The news of
Gordon Ramsay's new menu
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861. has spread through the
town, and the restaurant
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862. is fully booked for relaunch.
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863. All right.
Come on in.
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864. Gordon alsopersuaded the firemen to give
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865. Finn McCool's another chance.
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866. Don't look so nervous.
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867. Just smile.
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868. Even when it's
going wrong, smile.
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869. OK?
- This table right here.
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870. Five and a high chair.
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871. Five and a high chair.
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872. This is their
one big last chance
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873. of getting this thing right.
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874. Welcome to Finn McCool's.
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875. My name is Melissa, and I'llbe your waitress tonight.
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876. This is our big chance.
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877. The whole community
is coming here.
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878. You want a big
one or a regular?
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879. I'm filled with excitement.
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880. I can't wait for this.
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881. This is what you live for.
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882. Tonight's going to be great.
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883. Brian, can I please
put a ticket in?
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884. I'm thinking, all right.
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885. Well, I've got to havethis, I've got to have this.
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886. And then I didn't have timeto think of what I got to have
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887. anymore, because the
tickets started coming.
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888. Would you like a booth?
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889. That would be
great, thank you.
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890. Great.
Come on in.
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891. We opened up the floodgates.
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892. What's all this
food doing up here?
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893. Where's this going?
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894. Oh, man.
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895. Whew, shit.
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896. It's a huge
night at Finn McCool's.
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897. The locals have come out, and the place is packed.
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898. Tonight is, without question,a wonderful opportunity
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899. for the Mazzio family.
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900. But if it doesn't go well, it could be a goodbye party
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901. instead of a relaunch.
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902. Tonight this is
a whole new menu.
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903. We have a lot ofwonderful things on there.
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904. Can I get the oysters
on the half-shell?
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905. I don't want to see
sloppy fucking bowls.
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906. I want nice, cleanbowls, nice, cooked food,
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907. and just pride tonight.
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908. All about fucking pride, yeah?
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909. Definitely.
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910. This is a big, big,
big night tonight.
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911. When I first arrived at FinnMcCool's, the restaurant
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912. had torn the family apart.
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913. Now we've got a new menu, new decor, a nice attitude,
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914. and they've got to
run it as a business.
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915. We have got one big chance, andthey have just to get it right.
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916. Adding to the
pressure on the kitchen
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917. is the presence of
the local food critic.
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918. This critic represents
"Dan's Paper."
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919. It's a local paper,
so, you know,
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920. word gets out on the street, new menu, new decor, eh.
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921. Yeah?
We got it.
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922. Come on then.
We got it.
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923. Wakey, wakey.
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924. We got it.
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925. This is not a fuck around, this food critic in here.
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926. You know that.
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927. We'll be on it.
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928. We're reviewing
the restaurant.
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929. They want a good review, they should give us a table.
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930. You've lost your smile.
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931. Go on.
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932. On the rice pudding,
that one vat is gone.
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933. Was that it?
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934. Yes.
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935. And start smiling.
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936. You've lost your smile.
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937. Chef was telling me, you're losing your smile.
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938. You're losing your smile.
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939. How the hell could
I smile right now?
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940. They've all been there
one hour 45 minutes.
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941. I need the table back, yes?
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942. Absolutely.
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943. I'm like, oh my gosh.
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944. Please don't yell at meright now, because I'll cry,
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945. and then I'm going to have
to go over to my table
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946. and toss a salad
while I'm crying.
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947. I forgot my Caesar dressing.
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948. Can you get me a thing
of Caesar dressing?
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949. - Sure.
- Thanks.
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950. Brian, do you have theCaesar dressing, or do we?
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951. They should have it.
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952. OK.
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953. Keep an eye on
the salad for me.
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954. I'm going to run
and grab it myself.
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955. It was just— it
was nerve wracking.
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956. I'm running around like achicken with its head cut off.
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957. Where is the Caesar dressing?
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958. How could you go to thetable without the dressing?
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959. Where is the dressing? You've got it, don't you?
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960. I know.
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961. I was a little nervous, there.
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962. Dressing, right here.
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963. My bad.
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964. My bad.
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965. While the
kitchen is overwhelmed,
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966. the customers are restless.
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967. I would think
within over an hour,
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968. we would have our
food on the table.
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969. While people
in the dining room
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970. are waiting a long
time for their food—
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971. Are you hungry yet?
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972. The fire chiefhas yet to be seated.
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973. Hey, I think we
ordered before them.
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974. They're a littleovercrowded for the fire code.
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975. You know what I mean?
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976. Every plate's
important tonight.
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977. Every oyster, every
plate, every customer.
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978. Yes?
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979. Be really careful, becausethis is extremely hot.
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980. It— it was— it was
frustrating, for sure
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981. and definitely embarrassing.
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982. Pretty much a three-ring
circus broke out.
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983. Can I have half a lemon ratherthan salad on that, please?
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984. Yeah.
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985. Just a half a
lemon, cut in half.
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986. Give me one second.
I'm.
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987. I'm getting pissed now.
Yeah?
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988. Let's go.
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989. With Chef Ramsay
screaming at me—
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990. Don't get fucking
pissy with me.
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991. I definitely, once again, felt like a little kid getting
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992. yelled at.
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993. I've— seen you
work faster than this.
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994. Yes, it's a new menu, butyou can move faster, yeah?
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995. Let's go.
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996. Two Popeyes, a stew,
and a shepherd pie.
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997. Come on, Buddy.
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998. Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
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999. Yummy.
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1000. That's a good oyster.
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1001. - There you go.
- Thank you.
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1002. You're welcome.
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1003. Enjoy.- Stay in control, Brian.
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1004. Yeah? Buddy, that's for your chicken.
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1005. Buddy is nervous about
going around and carving
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1006. up those chickens tonight.
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1007. Almost the one that got away.
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1008. Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on.
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1009. While Brian tries tokeep the kitchen under control,
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1010. Jason is busy putting outfires in the dining room.
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1011. I apologize.
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1012. He's working on a brand newmenu with a packed dining room
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1013. all at once.
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1014. The food critic just startedgiving your brother some shit.
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1015. So hey, prove them wrong.
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1016. Come on.
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1017. I would love a review.
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1018. We're seriously
I'm the shit now.
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1019. The bar's completely blocked, and Jason's all over the place.
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1020. He's now getting
shit from customers.
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1021. We've got to turn those tables.
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1022. This is the criticalpoint of this restaurant.
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1023. They've got to turn this.
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1024. Wake up and speed up.
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1025. Chef, honest opinion.
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1026. Should I tell people at thebar they might not eat tonight?
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1027. We're going.
We're going.
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1028. I've seen you—
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1029. I've seen you work
faster than this, yeah?
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1030. We're going.
We're going.
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1031. You've got to fucking
ignite our fire.
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1032. Yeah?
Come on.
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1033. We're OK.
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1034. 60 plus people here thatare pissed off at the chief
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1035. for getting them heretonight, and it ain't right.
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1036. It was tough.
It was tough.
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1037. People were getting angry.- I'm pissed.
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1038. I'm leaving.
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1039. What Chef Ramsey
saw was— was a dining
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1040. room that was a disaster.
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1041. It was a horror show.
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1042. An absolute horror show.
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1043. Come on, Brian.
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1044. You've got to step up now, man.
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1045. Chef, honest opinion.
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1046. Should I tell people at thebar they might not eat tonight?
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1047. Our restaurant
was overwhelmed.
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1048. With the
dining room in disarray,
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1049. and the kitchen in
chaos, Gordon steps in.
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1050. Come here.
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1051. You've got to take controlof your kitchen now.
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1052. Let's look at it this way.
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1053. We have to work,
really dig deep, to get
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1054. these locals back on our side.
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1055. And so don't disintegrate.
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1056. And the quicker you get tospeed with what's going on here,
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1057. this whole thing's going tostart gelling a lot quicker.
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1058. I got a little disheartened atfirst, how it was turning out.
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1059. But Chef Ramsay wanted meto— to be able to show
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1060. that I could do it.
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1061. Give it some fire.
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1062. Let's go.
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1063. The familybegins to get it together,
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1064. and the food is onceagain leaving the kitchen.
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1065. But they face another critical
test, the food critic.
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1066. I highly recommend the chickenor the shepherd's pie tonight.
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1067. OK, good.
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1068. OK?
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1069. If I had to choose
between the potato
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1070. and bacon or themulligatawny, what would I do?
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1071. - Mulligatawny.
- All right.
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1072. Yeah.
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1073. Let's get breakfast
stew, shepherd's pie.
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1074. Bri, have that order in now.
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1075. Perfect.
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1076. Every customer is your
critic, but this one
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1077. is a food critic, yeah?
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1078. I'm— I'm sorry
about the delay.
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1079. The shepherd's pie is excellent.
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1080. Any problems, just throw
a glass at someone.
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1081. OK.
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1082. Yeah, no worries.
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1083. Why don't I take
this, and you take that?
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1084. But I have to take this too.
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1085. I could take that too.
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1086. OK.
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1087. Be very careful.
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1088. to touch that.
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1089. And I brought little sidedishes for everybody.
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1090. You're welcome.
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1091. It looks like it's
really ..
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1092. They seem very happy.
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1093. They have smiles and—
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1094. OK.
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1095. Critic's table.
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1096. She thought the shepherd'spie was delicious.
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1097. Beautiful.
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1098. Now this is where thispub starts to make money.
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1099. It's turning tables
for the second time.
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1100. The atmosphere is electric.
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1101. No matter how much moneyyou've got in the Hamptons,
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1102. you can't buy an
atmosphere like this.
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1103. Extraordinary.
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1104. We can put these
two soups out here.
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1105. We're on it.
We're on it.
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1106. - Buddy.
- Yeah.
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1107. Yesterday, I said
I was doing it.
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1108. I told you I was going
to pack the place, yes?
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1109. Yes, sir.
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1110. And in 24 hours, hello, theword spread, and every fucker
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1111. turned up with their dog.
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1112. - Do me a favor.
- Yes?
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1113. - Stay for a while.
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1114. The dinnerservice ends successfully.
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1115. Customers are leaving satisfied.
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1116. And the family proved that
they can make it work.
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1117. Bye-bye.
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1118. At least
for one night.
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1119. Yay!
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1120. 14 years of working indecent places and crappy places
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1121. and to try to get everything I can to have somebody like that
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1122. show you.
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1123. Awesome.
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1124. It's— you know, it's what I wanted to do for a long time.
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1125. And I just faded away.
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1126. You know, I just came in andwent through the motions.
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1127. And then for him to
come in, you know,
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1128. and tell me that I needed to getback into it, he actually did.
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1129. He, you know, made me feellike I wanted to cook again.
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1130. No, no, no, no.
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1131. Guys.
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1132. Let me tell you what I saw.
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1133. And this is the
God's honest truth.
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1134. I saw a family come together.
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1135. There was a buzz.
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1136. Everybody felt it.
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1137. You know, and we
were a family again.
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1138. The first and
foremost important thing
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1139. to think about tomorrow, donot stop supporting each other,
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1140. because you've got
a great family.
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1141. And when it works,
it's beautiful.
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1142. Good night.
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1143. Chef.
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1144. Gordon Ramsay refers
to me as a chef.
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1145. It blows my mind.- Don't you stop, big boy.
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1146. Yes?
- Thank you.
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1147. Thank you.
- Cocky fucker.
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1148. Eh?- He's put us to the test.
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1149. It was very rewarding
to hear Chef
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1150. tell us what a good job we did.
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1151. - Smile you, yes?
- I will.
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1152. Yes.
- Yes?
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1153. Yes.
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1154. Detective my ass.
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1155. Are you sure?
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1156. Eh?
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1157. We appreciate what he did.
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1158. All the work that he diddidn't fall on deaf ears.
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1159. I saw a family come together.
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1160. I was proud.
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1161. Really proud.
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1162. They're great, dad.
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1163. You've got a heart of
gold and two great sons.
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1164. - Cheers.
- Take care.
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1165. Thank you.
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1166. Do you know,
sometimes doing these,
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1167. it can be a right
pane in the ass.
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1168. I have to say,
this one was a joy.
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1169. Because this family
now are united,
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1170. and they deserve
to be successful.
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1171. Two months
later, and Finn McCool's
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1172. is on its way toestablishing itself as a fun,
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1173. happening, family restaurant.
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1174. The clams are just delicious.
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1175. Really good.
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1176. Welcome to Finn McCool's.
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1177. This is the greatest
thing in the world.
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1178. The greatest thing is happening.
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1179. The shepherd'spie is the talk of the town
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1180. and the pride of
the local community.
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1181. Brian and Jason
have become quite
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1182. the team, both
striving for excellence
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1183. and supporting each other.- You got it?
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1184. - Yeah.
- You sure?
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1185. Beat it.
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1186. I love my brother to death.
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1187. No question.
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1188. As for
Buddy, he finally
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1189. cashed his first paycheck.
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1190. And at last, Irish
eyes are smiling.
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1191. I have two sons
that are phenomenal.
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1192. I have a great staff.
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1193. That's what it's about.
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1194. That's why we're here.
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1195. This is what we planned for.
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1196. I love it.
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1197. Next time on
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1198. Gordon finds a beautiful
old restaurant in chaos.
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1199. Read the fucking ticket!
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1200. The menu has
customers turned off.
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1201. Your risotto
tonight is disgusting.
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1202. Send it back.
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1203. The chef
has lost his way.
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1204. Do I still have
passion for food?
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1205. Please!
Help me!
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1206. No.
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1207. And the owner
is a control freak.
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1208. I don't believethere's a better operator
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1209. or restaurateur than me.
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1210. You're a fake.
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1211. Well, you're a fake.
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1212. Can Gordon restoreorder to the Old Stone Mill?
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1213. Are we scared
about being busy?
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1214. yes!
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