1. Why would anyone do drugs
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this neighborhood
all the time,
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maintained house.
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and weed control.
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18. Well, it's not just
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19. It's all the attention
to detail.
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door knocker sets off
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hinges perfectly.
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about the screws
in those hinges...
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they're not real velvet, huh?
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John Lennon was shot.
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32. PEGGY:
What was I thinking?
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33. Dragging those
people off the street.
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thought I was nuts.
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a little confused myself.
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36. I guess it just hit me.
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37. I have nothing to do with
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38. Hank, from now on
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in the front yard.
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40. Maybe plant some
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41. Something that says,
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43. I tell you what.
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Swiss coffee.
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is the statement
a home makes
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of the world.
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50. Right now, it's
your statement.
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our statement.
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52. Well, I guess we could try
a few flowers under the windows.
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54. Yep.
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56. What the...?
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57. How do you like
Joseph's new minibike?
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in a poker game.
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59. You know, that bike's
not street legal.
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60. All right. Joseph,
get off the street!
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62. Boy, Hank, you sure got
a lot of arbitrary rules.
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63. Lotta dang ol' flowers, man.
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an ol' Algernon man.
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Cliff Robertson,
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66. I tell you what, man.
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67. Got-dang ol' five
cents a minute, man.
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68. Yeah, Peggy's fixing up
the front yard a bit.
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screw something up,
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stick to Bobby?
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72. It'll be fine.
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little tags
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75. ( sotto voce ):
Please don't ruin my yard.
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77. You no longer have
the worst yard in Arlen.
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78. Peggy's traveling
circus of death
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80. Yeah, man, she just like the
dang ol' grim reaper, man.
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81. Talkin' 'bout them ol'
sunflowers. ( gags )
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( gags )
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84. "Help me!"
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87. Joseph, that is not a toy!
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88. Hey, you put
a dent in it.
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89. Sorry, Dad.
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into a telephone pole.
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92. Oh...
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mad at you.
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94. Bet you can't
steer that thing
with your feet.
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those dead plants.
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some more sunlight.
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101. No one asked
for your opinion, okay?
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103. I just really want
to do this on my own.
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104. MIHN:
Listen to your husband,
Peggy Hill.
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hillbilly can do,
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107. it's farm.
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108. ( laughing )
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109. Angel of Death
meet Old MacDonald!
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110. ♪ E-I-E-I-Ow! ♪
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111. I tried perennials,
I tried annuals,
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112. I tried succulents...
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113. Well, you just got
to keep trying
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the right thing,
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115. and when you finally
do, you'll know it.
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116. Thank you, Hank.
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117. KAHN:
She just touched
your arm.
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118. Quick, amputate!
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119. ( laughing )
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120. Excuse me, do you
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over-watering,
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over-zealous pruning?
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124. Yeah, they're called weeds.
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125. Great, give me a tray of...
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126. You know, hotshot,
you may think
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by the tail right now,
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an hour,
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129. with that ridiculous
red vest and...
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130. Just give us a
flat of impatiens.
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131. I'm not done with
you, Pimples.
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132. ( scoffs ):
Impatiens.
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133. Everyone has impatiens.
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134. How is that going to wow
the pants off anyone?
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135. Ooh! An estate sale.
Pull over.
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136. Dead people have tons
of clothes
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137. that they don't want
anymore.
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138. Fine, but make it fast.
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139. If these turds
die in the car,
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140. I'll set a new record.
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141. Oh, what beautiful
morning glories.
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143. So, you're a gardener?
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146. My God, I love that.
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148. Oh, that's Winklebottom.
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149. Kind of a rarity in these parts.
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150. Came all the way from Germany.
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151. Mmm, boy, that's exactly
what I need in my front yard.
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152. Would you consider selling?
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153. Come on, let's get this
in the ground
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154. before Hank gets home.
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155. Peggy Hill has found
her calling card.
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156. ( tires screeching )
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157. ( horn honks )
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158. ( scoffs ):
Idiot.
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159. ( shrieking )
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162. Actually, the term
is "garden gnome."
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163. His name is Winklebottom.
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164. Don't you just love how
your eye goes right to him?
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165. Yeah, I didn't even
notice the house.
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166. I cannot tell you
what a relief this is.
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so frustrated
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dying on me.
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this is, uh...
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is for us?
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like you said.
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and I immediately knew.
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175. Uh... yeah.
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176. Oh, we have
a garden gnome.
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177. Oh, boy.
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him Winklebottom,
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181. Now let's go get
an old toothbrush.
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182. I want to clean the spider
eggs from his ears.
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183. So is that a
ceramic gnome,
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kill a real gnome
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a taxidermist?
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what will people think
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that thing out here?
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they'll think Peggy's a widow.
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didn't buy the gnome yourself
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191. and are just pretending
not to like the gnome
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193. BILL:
* Hank likes the gnome *
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194. ♪ Hank likes the gnome. ♪
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195. I do not like the gnome, Bill.
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196. ♪ Hank-y and Gnome-y
sittin' in a tree... ♪
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197. That's it.
I'm kicking your ass.
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198. I'm sorry! I'm
sorry! I'm sorry!
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200. Good morning,
Mailman Thompson.
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201. ( gasps )
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trying to keep
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seeing our gnome?
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204. No, no. Of course not.
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205. Oh. You just
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about our house.
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209. Like what?
What are they saying?
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210. Well, like yesterday,
I heard the FedEx guy
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with the gnome out front."
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212. Oh, I see what
this is all about.
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213. For years, everyone
has always raved
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and your hinges,
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you're being displaced.
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216. My God.
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217. What a beautiful
Winklebottom.
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218. Yes, very good.
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hairy knuckles...
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by Klaus Zeigenlef, himself.
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a little tip?
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he should face north.
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235. Well, that's where they're more
apt to find tree moss,
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236. which is how they make
their delicious gnome tea.
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237. That is so charming.
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238. No, it's not.
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239. Oh, there's so much lore
for you to discover.
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240. You're gonna lose
yourself for hours
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241. in all the chat rooms
and message boards.
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into Babylon 5?
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Fact Number 28:
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251. No, Bobby.
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mushrooms and dandelions
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of peppermint schnapps.
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256. Thank you,
President Winklebottom.
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257. I would love to join you
for tea in the Rose Gar...
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Oh...
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It was an
accident, I swear.
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you can fix it.
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way too attached to that gnome.
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even more attached to it.
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278. Don't worry, Bobby,
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281. That's what being a father
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282. Okay, we're going to dump him
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284. a few times with this
fire extinguisher.
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285. So, Mom's really going to think
someone stole it?
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286. Uh-huh. There.
That one.
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287. Uh, I don't know
about this house.
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292. Fine, I'll
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293. OLD WOMAN:
Is that you, Janet?
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299. ( crunching )
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300. ( crunching )
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309. Dad shot a three under par,
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311. ( thump )
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313. ( Peggy screams )
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everything's
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Oh, my God.
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our Winklebottom?
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Oh, I don't know, Sally!
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hear any strange
noises last night?
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342. You were out playing
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352. Honestly, ma'am,
there's not much I can do.
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Hey!
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361. ♪ Green Acres is the place
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garden gnome.
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369. Yeah, and propane is just
a stupid gas!
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that you get praised
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but I don't.
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374. That's why Winklebottom
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you've been giving me grief
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and now you're gonna crack?!
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to the Heimlich County Forest
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in a shallow grave.
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such a hurtful thing.
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414. Of course.
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You should've seen him, Mom.
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laying this on your father!
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425. You're grounded
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428. Don't make it any
worse for him, Hank.
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to your room!
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430. Dinnertime.
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431. One peanut butter
and jelly sandwich, no dessert.
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There's pudding in my sock.
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435. Your mother
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437. Dad, you've got
to get her a new one.
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438. But... ( sighs )
that thing was pretty rare.
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439. I wouldn't even know
where to get another one.
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440. I do.
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441. You know that German
tourist town on I-35?
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the windmills
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gingerbread houses?
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then no one does.
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I said, lights out!
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I'll bring you back a T-shirt.
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456. Why don't you ask
me to move a rainbow?
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457. Ugh. I can't tell
if you're being sarcastic,
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458. or just weird.
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459. If you're
lucky enough
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460. to get a hold of
a Winklebottom,
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461. you better hang
on for dear life.
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462. Now, if you want
something spectacular,
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463. how about one of these?
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464. Just marked it down 80%.
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465. Hey, what's that over there?
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466. Oh, that's an
antique Figgleforth.
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467. True, he looks very
similar to Winklebottom,
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468. but let me warn you--
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469. completely different
personality.
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470. Wrap him up
and get me out of here.
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471. WOMAN:
Ooh, a Figgleforth!
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472. Excuse me, I
had him first.
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473. Actually, you didn't.
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474. Hey, hey, let's leave
the fighting
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475. to the trolls, okay?
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476. I really need
this particular gnome.
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477. Who doesn't?!
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478. I bet this joker
doesn't even know
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479. where gnomes
come from.
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480. Or how they
say good night
to each other.
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481. Or what it means
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482. when they shave
their mustache
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483. and not
their beard.
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484. All right, you got me.
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485. I'm not a dork,
I sell propane.
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486. Truth is, I hate gnomes.
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487. I really,
really hate them.
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488. But my wife loves 'em.
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489. And as beautiful as my lawn
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490. and my galvanized
steel rain gutters are,
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491. they're no match
for my wife's happiness.
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492. I'd do anything
to see her happy again.
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493. Even if it means
putting this character
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494. in my yard.
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495. Okay, Blanche,
the gnome is yours.
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496. Huh. Declined.
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497. You're maxxed out.
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498. Put it on layaway!
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499. I'll pay cash.
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500. Come back and see us again.
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501. Uh, yeah, I don't think so.
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502. I was talking
to Figgleforth.
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503. BOBBY:
Yup.
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504. That's true north.
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505. Here, you can give
this to your mother.
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506. It's the fully
executed copy
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507. of the, uh,
adoption papers.
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508. I know how hard
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509. that must have been
for you, Dad.
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510. You want to talk about it?
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511. Just get your mother.
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512. Mom!
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513. Bobby, you are supposed to be...
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514. ( gasps )
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515. Oh! It's beautiful.
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516. His name is Figgleforth!
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517. We found
him in New
Hoffenschime.
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518. It was
Bobby's
idea.
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519. Oh, Hank, I love it.
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520. And it is so sweet of you
to give Bobby credit for this,
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521. but I know it was all you.
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522. What?!
No, Peggy,
he really...
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523. Oh, don't worry, Hank.
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524. I'm not mad at him anymore.
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525. Kids will be kids.
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526. Tell you what, Bobby.
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527. Since your Dad's being
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528. so can I.
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529. I am suspending
your sentence.
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530. Thanks.
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531. Yup. Now he's out here
for the whole world to see.
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532. You know,
now that I think about it,
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533. I'm not sure if I even want
to keep him on the lawn.
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534. You don't?
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535. Well, you heard
that policeman.
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536. People steal these things
all the time.
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537. Maybe it's best
if we keep it inside.
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538. Yes! Perfect!
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539. Oh, that makes so much sense!
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540. Inside.
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541. BILL:
* Hank likes the gnome *
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