1. Ripped By mstollCopy !req
2. And after he bagged her,
he bagged Marilyn Monroe.Copy !req
3. Okay, that's Kennedy
number five.Copy !req
4. Anyone have
something different?Copy !req
5. Oh, good.Copy !req
6. Go ahead, Bobby.Copy !req
7. I have chosen
the smartestCopy !req
8. and most photogenic of
all the presidents...Copy !req
9. Mr. Martin Sheen.Copy !req
10. President Sheen
is a Nobel PrizeCopy !req
11. winner
in economics,Copy !req
12. yet he loves poetry.Copy !req
13. And despite round-
the-clock meetings,Copy !req
14. death threats and MS,
he still finds timeCopy !req
15. for playful banter
with his senior staff.Copy !req
16. Bobby, your assignmentCopy !req
17. was to research
an actual president.Copy !req
18. Martin Sheen
is an actor.Copy !req
19. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
20. Tell that to the 50
million peopleCopy !req
21. he helped with his
poverty bill.Copy !req
22. Hey, Steve-O, I'm going to driveCopy !req
23. this golf cart with my butt.Copy !req
24. Hey, my hummingbird feeder just
got its first customer.Copy !req
25. Bobby, come take a look.Copy !req
26. Bobby?Copy !req
27. Huh?Copy !req
28. Oh, I've seen them.Copy !req
29. Animal Planet
did hummingbirdsCopy !req
30. in their
"Wings of Fury" week.Copy !req
31. But you don't even
have to stand up.Copy !req
32. Just cock your head
a little bit.Copy !req
33. Bobby?Copy !req
34. Yeah, Johnny, I'm going
to drive it into a wall.Copy !req
35. What?Copy !req
36. Ah, never mind.Copy !req
37. Bobby,
what are youCopy !req
38. doing watching TV?Copy !req
39. You have an oral
report to redo.Copy !req
40. Your son thoughtCopy !req
41. Martin Sheen
was a president.Copy !req
42. No, I didn't.Copy !req
43. But his character's basedCopy !req
44. on the real
President Bartlett, right?Copy !req
45. No.Copy !req
46. See, this is exactly
what happensCopy !req
47. when you watch
too much television.Copy !req
48. Bobby, turn that off.Copy !req
49. I'm freaking driving
this over...Copy !req
50. All the way off.Copy !req
51. You can't keep
coming home after schoolCopy !req
52. and plopping down
in front of the TV.Copy !req
53. Mm-hmm.
He's right.Copy !req
54. It is not good for
you or the couch.Copy !req
55. Starting tomorrow,
you're getting yourselfCopy !req
56. an extracurricular
activity,Copy !req
57. something to keep
you busyCopy !req
58. before your mother and I
come home from work.Copy !req
59. But, Dad...Copy !req
60. No "buts."Copy !req
61. Now go start that report.Copy !req
62. But which president
should I...Copy !req
63. Ronald Reagan.Copy !req
64. Hey, Bobby.Copy !req
65. What are you
doing?Copy !req
66. Nothing.Copy !req
67. I'm supposed to be
in chess club,Copy !req
68. but they kicked me out.Copy !req
69. If they don't want you
to double jump,Copy !req
70. they shouldn't play it
on a checkers board.Copy !req
71. Sorry I can't stay and
listen to you vent,Copy !req
72. but our Quiz Bowl
team keeps losing,Copy !req
73. and now Coach Grandy
is making usCopy !req
74. do mind sprints
after school.Copy !req
75. How could you ever lose?Copy !req
76. You're the smartest
person I know.Copy !req
77. It's those stupid pop
culture questions.Copy !req
78. How are we supposed to know
what Out of Sight actorCopy !req
79. got his start
on The Facts of...Copy !req
80. George Clooney.
Everybody knows that.Copy !req
81. Osmosis, mitosis,
meiosis.Copy !req
82. Osmosis,
mitosis, meiosis.Copy !req
83. No, base ten!Copy !req
84. Base ten! Idiot!Copy !req
85. Hello, Connie.Copy !req
86. Uh, I'm sorry, Bobby.Copy !req
87. When you want change
for the vending machineCopy !req
88. you're going to have to start
going to someone else.Copy !req
89. No, Bobby wants
to join the team.Copy !req
90. Why would we want Booby Hill?Copy !req
91. So the other teams
feel sorry for us?Copy !req
92. They already feel
sorry for usCopy !req
93. because you can't remember
the atomic weight of lithium.Copy !req
94. Bobby's going to be
our secret weapon.Copy !req
95. He's not a math guy, is he?Copy !req
96. Because I'm
the math guy, right?Copy !req
97. Right?Copy !req
98. No, Bobby's a pop
culture expert.Copy !req
99. Oh, really?Copy !req
100. Ernie, ask him that one
you didn't know.Copy !req
101. You didn't
know it either.Copy !req
102. "What actor gave Peter Parker
a new face in 2002?"Copy !req
103. Tobey Maguire.Copy !req
104. Is he right?Copy !req
105. He's right.Copy !req
106. Bravo, Bobby.Copy !req
107. Welcome
to the team.Copy !req
108. Dawn, American Lit.Copy !req
109. Just so you know, you
should bring your own pen.Copy !req
110. We have a thing
about pens.Copy !req
111. You guys
hear that?Copy !req
112. That's the sweet sound
of Bobby not watching TV.Copy !req
113. I made him join an
after-school activity.Copy !req
114. How do you know
he's not watching TVCopy !req
115. at someone
else's house?Copy !req
116. Or hiding in the bushes
with one of those mini-TVs?Copy !req
117. They keep making TVs
smaller and smaller,Copy !req
118. and bigger and bigger.Copy !req
119. Soon the medium TVCopy !req
120. is going to be
a thing of the past.Copy !req
121. Hey, Dad,Copy !req
122. guess what?Copy !req
123. I joined
the academic team!Copy !req
124. Academic team?Copy !req
125. Is that a fancy way
of sayingCopy !req
126. you need to go
to study hall?Copy !req
127. No, I'm the pop culture guy.Copy !req
128. The what?Copy !req
129. Come on. Test me.Copy !req
130. Give me a name.Copy !req
131. Michael... Douglas.Copy !req
132. No, Michael Keaton!Copy !req
133. Mr. Mom, Gung-Ho, Beetle juice
with Winona Ryder,Copy !req
134. Batman, Batman Returns,Copy !req
135. and the place
it all started...Copy !req
136. Mr. Rogers'
Neighborhood.Copy !req
137. Impressive.
I love Mr. Rogers.Copy !req
138. Wow, Hank.Copy !req
139. How's it feel to be
the father of a genius?Copy !req
140. Bobby's a good kid,
but he's no genius.Copy !req
141. We have the report cards
to prove it.Copy !req
142. And since when
is popular cultureCopy !req
143. considered
"academic"?Copy !req
144. It's serious
business, Hank.Copy !req
145. You can't be a respected
university these daysCopy !req
146. without offering a major
in commercial jinglesCopy !req
147. or the films of
M. Night Shalamalaman.Copy !req
148. Yeah, man, talkin' 'bout
dem dang ol' Oberlin, man,Copy !req
149. you gotta ol' Phi Beta Kappa
on dem Muppets, yo.Copy !req
150. Well, that's asinine.Copy !req
151. What kind of job can you get
with a degree in pop culture?Copy !req
152. You can be a professor.Copy !req
153. Of pop culture.Copy !req
154. Wow, Bobby the Professor.Copy !req
155. Hey, Connie,
this is so cool!Copy !req
156. Where should I sit?Copy !req
157. I didn't know
everybody got a buzzer.Copy !req
158. Quiz Bowl is so cool!Copy !req
159. I can't talk now,
Bobby.Copy !req
160. I'm having trouble with
my German composers.Copy !req
161. Pachelbel!Copy !req
162. Hey, Jeremy,Copy !req
163. you ready to kick
some Denton brain?Copy !req
164. Can't you see I'm
trying to rememberCopy !req
165. the Quadratic Formula?Copy !req
166. I mean equation.Copy !req
167. Oh, crap,
which is it?Copy !req
168. Sorry.Copy !req
169. Now, this is Bobby's
first match,Copy !req
170. so which is more
appropriate...Copy !req
171. air horn
or thunder sticks?Copy !req
172. Because I have both.Copy !req
173. What?
Bobby on team?Copy !req
174. Quiz Bowl
for top of food chain,Copy !req
175. not C-student plankton.Copy !req
176. Welcome, wilkommen,Copy !req
177. bienvenue.Copy !req
178. Today's match features
Denton versus Tom Landry.Copy !req
179. Please test
your buzzers.Copy !req
180. Chemistry.Copy !req
181. Negative 273 degrees
KelvinCopy !req
182. is also known as what?Copy !req
183. Wassanasong,Copy !req
184. Tom Landry.Copy !req
185. Absolute zero.Copy !req
186. Correct.Copy !req
187. Television.Copy !req
188. Who of the following is not
a Starfleet captain...Copy !req
189. Picard, Janeway or Data.Copy !req
190. Data!
Correct.Copy !req
191. But a warning,Copy !req
192. please wait to be recognized
by the Quizmaster.Copy !req
193. Hill, Tom Landry.Copy !req
194. Alvin, Simon
and Theodore!Copy !req
195. Correct.Copy !req
196. And time expires.Copy !req
197. Tom Landry.Copy !req
198. Super.
Just super.Copy !req
199. With proper
training,Copy !req
200. Bobby could lead the team
to the championship.Copy !req
201. They could be #1.Copy !req
202. Just think, if I hadn't sat him
in front of the TVCopy !req
203. to keep him from crying,
we would not be here today.Copy !req
204. Yep.Copy !req
205. Four parts water,
one part sugar.Copy !req
206. Got any leftovers?Copy !req
207. Hey, Dad,Copy !req
208. we won!Copy !req
209. You should've seen it.Copy !req
210. We came out strong...
math, spelling, geography.Copy !req
211. Then we hit
the wall...Copy !req
212. two art histories
and a physics.Copy !req
213. Oh, no.Copy !req
214. How did you ever
recover, Professor?Copy !req
215. The lightning round.Copy !req
216. It was TV theme songs.Copy !req
217. I cleaned house.Copy !req
218. You know,
I wanted Bobby to becomeCopy !req
219. the kind of kid
who did stuff after school,Copy !req
220. but the stuff
after schoolCopy !req
221. is just becoming
more like Bobby.Copy !req
222. You must be very proud.Copy !req
223. You were on fire
yesterday, Bobby!Copy !req
224. I can't believe you
made that kid cry.Copy !req
225. I'd cry, too, if I didn't
know what moviesCopy !req
226. Denzel got his Oscars for.Copy !req
227. Glory, Training Day.Copy !req
228. Okay, people,Copy !req
229. cheeks in the chairs.Copy !req
230. We did great yesterday,Copy !req
231. but we still made
too many mistakes.Copy !req
232. I'm not going
to point fingers,Copy !req
233. but people who should have
a finger pointed at themCopy !req
234. know who they are.Copy !req
235. Chane, books
on Copernicus.Copy !req
236. Dawn, the complete
works of Faulkner.Copy !req
237. Connie, memorize
the Goldberg Variations.Copy !req
238. And Bobby, here isCopy !req
239. People, Us and
Entertainment Weekly.Copy !req
240. Is this great or what?Copy !req
241. Hey, did you guys know that...Copy !req
242. Shh!Copy !req
243. You better start reading or
watching or whatever you do,Copy !req
244. because we're counting on you.Copy !req
245. Counting on me?Copy !req
246. Nobody's ever counted
on me before.Copy !req
247. I won't let you down.Copy !req
248. Shh!Copy !req
249. Bobby, breakfast.Copy !req
250. I am blanketing
the pigs.Copy !req
251. I can't right now.
TRL is pop-up!Copy !req
252. Oh, dang it.Copy !req
253. I can't believe
you're serving himCopy !req
254. breakfast in bed.Copy !req
255. Breakfast was
the only motivationCopy !req
256. he had to leave
his room.Copy !req
257. Hank, we are the parents
of a gifted child now.Copy !req
258. It is our responsibility
to nurture him.Copy !req
259. But the whole point was to get
him out of the house.Copy !req
260. If you were
Einstein's father,Copy !req
261. we would not
have the Bomb.Copy !req
262. Call our cable operator!Copy !req
263. There's a new MTV channel.Copy !req
264. I'm so glad
you're on the team now, Bobby.Copy !req
265. I really like winning.Copy !req
266. Here he is now,Copy !req
267. the brightest of all
my shining stars.Copy !req
268. I was just telling
Principal MossCopy !req
269. about our team's
winning streak.Copy !req
270. To tell you
the truth,Copy !req
271. I thought we cut
Quiz Bowl last year.Copy !req
272. Guess we got rid
of something else.Copy !req
273. Well, the budget
likes a winner,Copy !req
274. so keep it up.Copy !req
275. Oh, man.Copy !req
276. Look, we all knowCopy !req
277. drama and band are
hanging by a thread.Copy !req
278. Quiz Bowl
is all I have.Copy !req
279. Bobby, I'm counting on you
to lead us to victory.Copy !req
280. I'm trying.Copy !req
281. Remember,
there's tryingCopy !req
282. and there's
trying harder.Copy !req
283. Try harder, Bobby.Copy !req
284. See you in class.Copy !req
285. I know this one.
I know I know it.Copy !req
286. Sine?Copy !req
287. No, cosine.Copy !req
288. Dang it! Dang it!Copy !req
289. Quiet down!
Next question:Copy !req
290. "This actor picked Cameron Diaz
over Julia RobertsCopy !req
291. in My Best Friend's
Wedding.Copy !req
292. Come on, Coach.Copy !req
293. Give me a hard one.
Dylan McDermott.Copy !req
294. No. Dermot Mulroney.Copy !req
295. Oh... yeah, I always
get those guys mixed up.Copy !req
296. Someone needs a name change,
am I right?Copy !req
297. Let's take a break.
Who has the Tums?Copy !req
298. Hey, what's
your problem?Copy !req
299. I'm trying!
I just goofed!Copy !req
300. Look, "Booby," I have a plan:Copy !req
301. The Chane Train
starts with Quiz BowlCopy !req
302. and ends at a Stanford fratCopy !req
303. with all the ladies
I can handle.Copy !req
304. You're not gonna
blow it for me.Copy !req
305. You can't make
mistakes, Bobby.Copy !req
306. You just can't!Copy !req
307. Bobby gets so dang
many magazines.Copy !req
308. Couldn't at least one of themCopy !req
309. have a picture of a car
or a fish on it?Copy !req
310. Does sweeps start
this week or next?Copy !req
311. I don't know
what that means.Copy !req
312. Man! Quiz Bowl
is getting tough.Copy !req
313. Yeah, it's real hard
sitting around watching TV.Copy !req
314. I know!Copy !req
315. They broke up?Copy !req
316. I haven't even read the one
where they got together!Copy !req
317. Bobby Hill!Copy !req
318. Come on down!Copy !req
319. How much you pay
for fabulous mini-fridgeCopy !req
320. stocked with Red Bull
and Mountain Dew?Copy !req
321. Nothing!Copy !req
322. Free for you!Copy !req
323. But... why?Copy !req
324. Because you're the key
to getting ChaneCopy !req
325. into the school
of his choice: Stanford.Copy !req
326. Connie choose Harvard.
And you pave the way.Copy !req
327. With new fridge,
you never have to leave your room.Copy !req
328. Everything on
your shoulders!Copy !req
329. McMaynerbury.Copy !req
330. Ursa... Minor.Copy !req
331. Correct.Copy !req
332. McMaynerbury
ties the game.Copy !req
333. And time expires.Copy !req
334. How delightful.Copy !req
335. We have a tie-breaker.Copy !req
336. The winner will face Durndle
in the district finals.Copy !req
337. The Grammys.Copy !req
338. "Who is Dana
Owens better known as?"Copy !req
339. Hill.Copy !req
340. Tom Landry.Copy !req
341. Five seconds.Copy !req
342. Queen Latifah?Copy !req
343. Correct.Copy !req
344. Tom Landry.Copy !req
345. When I directed this scene,Copy !req
346. the sky wasn't sad enough.Copy !req
347. Read about how we fixed it
in postCopy !req
348. in the companion book.Copy !req
349. Oh! Companion book!Copy !req
350. Your mother and I
are headedCopy !req
351. to the Mega Lo Mart.Copy !req
352. It's the last day
of Super Savings.Copy !req
353. Wait! I'm coming with you!Copy !req
354. I got to get this one book,Copy !req
355. and Sim City 4,Copy !req
356. and I think J. Lo's new CD
drops today.Copy !req
357. Grab my shoes!
I'll be in the car!Copy !req
358. Meet us by
the wood glueCopy !req
359. in 20 minutes!Copy !req
360. I never noticed
these before.Copy !req
361. I guess they're
trying to make shopping fun.Copy !req
362. It's working!Copy !req
363. I'm Kelly Clarkson.Copy !req
364. I won American Idol and my
debut album went to number one.Copy !req
365. One song on the album,
I wrote with Christina Aguilera.Copy !req
366. She was in the Mickey Mouse ClubCopy !req
367. with Britney Spears
and Justin Timberlake.Copy !req
368. Justin is a member of N'Sync.Copy !req
369. They sing on the soundtrack
for The Grinch,Copy !req
370. starring Jim Carrey.Copy !req
371. Jim Carrey was in a movie
with Renee Zellweger,Copy !req
372. who's worked
with Catherine Zeta-Jones,Copy !req
373. who's acted with John Cusack,Copy !req
374. who has a house in Malibu
near Pamela Anderson,Copy !req
375. who dated Scott Baio,Copy !req
376. who was on Happy Days
with Ron Howard,Copy !req
377. who directed Apollo 13,
starring Tom Hanks,Copy !req
378. who's married to Rita Wilson,
who was in...Copy !req
379. Oh...Copy !req
380. What happened?Copy !req
381. Bobby! Are you okay?Copy !req
382. Follow the tip of my nose
with your eyes.Copy !req
383. Peggy, give him some air.Copy !req
384. Now, Bobby,
you just fainted.Copy !req
385. How do you feel?Copy !req
386. I don't know.Copy !req
387. It was weird.Copy !req
388. It was like my heart
was on fast-forward,Copy !req
389. but my brain
was on pause,Copy !req
390. then, nothing.Copy !req
391. Well, he was running
pretty fast,Copy !req
392. and it's a quarter-mile
to Electronics.Copy !req
393. His body isn't used
to that level of activity.Copy !req
394. Actually, Mr. Hill,
it sounds to meCopy !req
395. like your son
had a panic attack.Copy !req
396. A panic attack?Copy !req
397. Uh, maybe we should
take him to a doctor.Copy !req
398. Sir, Mega Lo Mart
trains usCopy !req
399. to take care of all
medical situations.Copy !req
400. Attention, shoppers.Copy !req
401. If there is a doctor
in the store,Copy !req
402. please report
to the Mega Lo clinic.Copy !req
403. Mr. And Mrs. Hill,Copy !req
404. it looks like Bobby
had a panic attack.Copy !req
405. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
406. Doctor,
he's in middle school.Copy !req
407. What does he have
to panic about?Copy !req
408. Well, if I had to choose between
performing heart surgeryCopy !req
409. or going to the seventh-grade
dance right now,Copy !req
410. Well, scalpel, please.Copy !req
411. So the boy's
too tense?Copy !req
412. Well, what do you
recommend?Copy !req
413. Icy Hot?
The Ben Gay?Copy !req
414. No, you can't just
put ointment on this, Mr. Hill.Copy !req
415. Teen stress
is a very serious problemCopy !req
416. that can lead to ulcers
and many other health concerns.Copy !req
417. Well, what should I do?Copy !req
418. Should I give him a hug?
Or does he need space?Copy !req
419. Well, there's a book
I can recommend...Copy !req
420. Oh, thank God.
There's a book.Copy !req
421. Well, I just
checked on Bobby.Copy !req
422. He stopped
muttering to himself.Copy !req
423. You find anything
in there?Copy !req
424. It says here that
what Bobby needsCopy !req
425. is a lifestyle change.Copy !req
426. Their words, my emphasis.Copy !req
427. Now, first, we have to
create a stress-free environment,Copy !req
428. or "a safe zone."Copy !req
429. If you need me
to build something,Copy !req
430. I've still got those
old tree house designs.Copy !req
431. Mm, no.Copy !req
432. It involves things like scented
candles, hot teas,Copy !req
433. positive affirmation...
Hank!Copy !req
434. Go make Bobby feel
good about himself.Copy !req
435. Compliment him.Copy !req
436. Okay.Copy !req
437. Uh... for what?Copy !req
438. Whatever!
Tell him he has good hair.Copy !req
439. What? He does!Copy !req
440. So, uh...Copy !req
441. your TV watching got you
under the weather, did it?Copy !req
442. Oh, yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
443. Wait a second.
What time is it?Copy !req
444. Did you hear
the weekly Top 40?Copy !req
445. What was
number one?Copy !req
446. Did anything
have a bullet?Copy !req
447. Don't worry about that
now, Bobby,Copy !req
448. just get some rest.Copy !req
449. But the countdown...Copy !req
450. Nielsen ratings...
super-size it.Copy !req
451. Uh, your mother likes your hair.Copy !req
452. Hair, directed
by Milos Forman!Copy !req
453. Oh, it's so dark
with this thing on.Copy !req
454. What are you doing?Copy !req
455. Shh. It's okay, Bobby.Copy !req
456. Everything is
very safe.Copy !req
457. We're going
to take... Ow!Copy !req
458. Oh, okay...Copy !req
459. I just burned myself.Copy !req
460. But you are
very, very safe.Copy !req
461. I got to get
some ice... here.Copy !req
462. Okay, Bobby,Copy !req
463. we're going to take
your mind on a journey.Copy !req
464. You're lying
on the beachCopy !req
465. on a warm sunny day.Copy !req
466. Your legs feel
like spaghetti.Copy !req
467. What kind of spaghetti?Copy !req
468. Fettuccine?
Angel Hair?Copy !req
469. Calm down, Bobby.Copy !req
470. How about some,
uh... tea?Copy !req
471. So how's the
professor doing?Copy !req
472. He's really got himself
worked up,Copy !req
473. I tell you what.Copy !req
474. I just don't understand
where it's coming from.Copy !req
475. Well, it's tough being
a kid these days, Hank.Copy !req
476. All we had to worry
about was Vietnam,Copy !req
477. Charles Manson,
swine flu.Copy !req
478. Is it that bad now?Copy !req
479. Heck, a hundred years ago,Copy !req
480. kids were working in pork
factories and coal mines.Copy !req
481. You can't tell me that
wasn't stressful.Copy !req
482. Hank's right.Copy !req
483. Back when Disneyland
first started,Copy !req
484. it was completely powered
by orphan childrenCopy !req
485. running on treadmills
in underground tunnels.Copy !req
486. And today, those kids
are the New York Yankees.Copy !req
487. Well, I better go flip overCopy !req
488. his "calming sounds" tape.Copy !req
489. Who wants
to thumb wrestle?Copy !req
490. All this rain is making me
think of drowning.Copy !req
491. Oh! This is pointless.Copy !req
492. It's going to
be okay, son.Copy !req
493. We'll get you
through this.Copy !req
494. But I'm never
going to relax.Copy !req
495. I keep thinking about movies
and music and Quiz BowlCopy !req
496. and if I screw up,
nobody goes to collegeCopy !req
497. and Chane never gets
his trust fund.Copy !req
498. I need to quit!Copy !req
499. Whew!Copy !req
500. I feel better already.Copy !req
501. I quit.Copy !req
502. I quit.Copy !req
503. I quit!Copy !req
504. This is a miracle!Copy !req
505. Nobody ever
has to count on me again.Copy !req
506. Hey!
My stomach just unknotted!Copy !req
507. Bobby, I don't think
you should quit.Copy !req
508. What? But you saidCopy !req
509. this pop culture stuff
was stupid.Copy !req
510. Well, it is, but you
made a commitment to your team,Copy !req
511. and you should honor it.Copy !req
512. But the stress, Dad!Copy !req
513. What about the stress?Copy !req
514. Well, you might not
believe this, Bobby,Copy !req
515. but I get stressed
all the time.Copy !req
516. You?
Yep.Copy !req
517. But I don't give up.Copy !req
518. I face my problems.Copy !req
519. Stress isn't bad,
Bobby.Copy !req
520. Heck, if we weren't
stressed about the Nazis taking over Europe,Copy !req
521. we wouldn't have
fought World War II.Copy !req
522. What's bad is letting stress
make your life miserable.Copy !req
523. The big match is tomorrow.Copy !req
524. I don't know if I can get into
game shape by then.Copy !req
525. You can handle
this, Bobby.Copy !req
526. And I'll help you.Copy !req
527. Well, hey, there,
Mr. Drysdale.Copy !req
528. I love The Beverly
Hillbillies.Copy !req
529. I talked Jethro into
staying to work for you.Copy !req
530. Show him
your cipherin', boy!Copy !req
531. Naught times naught
is naught.Copy !req
532. Naught times one
is naught.Copy !req
533. Naught times two
is naught.Copy !req
534. Whoo-doggy!Copy !req
535. That's what you get from
a sixth-grade education!Copy !req
536. You know, the guy who
played Jed ClampettCopy !req
537. also played Barnaby Jones,Copy !req
538. the milk-drinking
elderly private eye.Copy !req
539. Wow! Cool!Copy !req
540. And Jethro's dad,Copy !req
541. Max Baer Sr., was a
heavyweight boxing champ.Copy !req
542. He fought Joe Louis.Copy !req
543. Hey, Dad, why is Jethro
dressed so funny?Copy !req
544. He's trying to be
a double-naught spy.Copy !req
545. Look, he's putting on
his lead spy hat.Copy !req
546. Whoo-doggy!Copy !req
547. Oh, Dad!Copy !req
548. Ripped By mstollCopy !req
549. Let's take a break.
Who has the Tums?Copy !req