King of the Hill 7x15

Breckin Meyer as Joseph Gribble (voice) • Phil Hendrie as Commander (voice)

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

Request examples:

!req King of the Hill 7x15 [02:32]
!req King of the Hill 7x15 [King of the Hill 7x15]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req King of the Hill 7x15 [10-11]; !req King of the Hill 7x15 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. Ripped By mstoll

2. I bought this whetstone

3. the day Bobby was born.

4. I can't believe he's ready to sharpen his first mower blade.

5. Son...

6. you're a teenager now, on your way to becoming a man.

7. This will help you on the journey.

8. Wow. I've always wanted one of these.

9. No, no! Stop that!

10. This is for sharpening mower blades.

11. You'll sharpen every Saturday

12. and when you've shown me

13. you can handle the responsibility

14. you'll get to use those blades to mow the lawn.

15. Okay.

16. Hey, don't put that down there.

17. Oops. Sorry.

18. Dang it, Bobby.

19. You're going to rake leaves

20. until that whetstone is paid off.

21. And every Thursday, you're going to bag them

22. and drag them to the curb

23. so they can be picked up by garbageman Morehouse.

24. How about he grabs the bags himself?

25. He seems to like it, Dad.

26. He's made a career of it.

27. Start raking.

28. What the?

29. Bobby!

30. Coming.

31. Ow!

32. Huh? I've been practicing all morning.

33. That's it.

34. You're grounded

35. until you're ready to pick up those leaves.

36. Okay.

37. I mean it, mister.

38. Can I take the rake with me?

39. No.

40. Dinner's ready.

41. In a minute.

42. Son, I'm sorry I had to come down hard on you, but you're...

43. What are you doing?

44. Just smelling stuff.

45. Uh-huh.

46. The clock radio smells like my Game Boy

47. but it tastes like my library card.

48. I wonder if it smells different when it's on?

49. So, where's Bobby?

50. I want to talk to someone while you work.

51. He's grounded.

52. Not that he cares.

53. He's just sitting there, uh... smelling things in his room.

54. That boy ain't right.

55. Don't blame Bobby.

56. You've been babying him ever since he was a baby.

57. I don't baby him.

58. I've explained responsibility to him a hundred times.

59. Explain?

60. You don't explain responsibility to a child.

61. You pound it into them with steel-toed boots.

62. Uh, well, I-I don't really know if...

63. I know.

64. And I'll tell you.

65. We got to chisel the man out of the baby fat

66. via the Fort Berk Academy.

67. That's what worked for me.

68. I always wanted to go to the Academy.

69. And I wish I could've sent you.

70. Unfortunately, you were such a bumbling moron

71. I couldn't vouch for you.

72. I think I would've made a great cadet.

73. Nah, you wouldn't have been no good.

74. But if you'd gone, you'd know how to handle Bobby.

75. Yep, even the Academy's two-week boot camp

76. does more than most parents can do to their kids in a lifetime.

77. Now Bobby... he'd make a fine cadet.

78. Huh.

79. I do not know how Bobby gets this cape so wrinkled.

80. Yeah, I don't know what to do about him, either.

81. What would you think about

82. letting the instructors at Fort Berk take a crack at him?

83. Cotton's old school?

84. Sure. And then maybe this summer

85. we can send him to Cotton's old POW camp.

86. Peggy, I talked to the principal

87. and he assured me that they are tough, but not rough.

88. He spent a long time on the phone

89. explaining the distinction.

90. Come on. Today, you're ironing his cape.

91. If we don't take drastic action

92. tomorrow there'll be a top hat in the picture.

93. Bobby?

94. It's your Gampy.

95. We got a little present for ya.

96. Hi, Ging-ging.

97. What'd you bring me?

98. Wow, a costume!

99. "You want the truth?

100. You can't handle the truth!"

101. It's perfect.

102. This ain't no costume, boy.

103. It's a uniform.

104. Standard issue for all cadets at Fort Berk Academy.

105. Huh?

106. Yep. We're giving you

107. the privilege of attending

108. the Academy's two-week boot camp program.

109. Enjoy your spring break, son.

110. Boot camp?

111. Can't we work something out?

112. What if I agreed to a spanking?

113. You can have both.

114. I'm not sure what this means

115. but I once heard that when you're stuck in an unpleasant situation

116. it helps to just lie back and think of England.

117. That's enough, Hank's wife!

118. If you got more feelings to express

119. get in the kitchen and put them in a bundt cake.

120. Pi-diddle.

121. Come on, Bobby.

122. Whenever you see a cripple plate

123. yell "pi-diddle" and punch your dad.

124. I'm not much in the mood to play games, Grandpa.

125. Come on, boy.

126. Take your tee-hees while you can.

127. Soon enough, all the silly

128. is going to get beaten out of you. For good.

129. You'll be fine, Bobby.

130. But if you start crying

131. just try to push the tears onto your forehead

132. so it'll look like sweat.

133. In my day, the principal was the meanest son of a bitch

134. God ever put on one leg.

135. He'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at you.

136. Then, when you were standing there

137. shocked that a one-legged man had kicked you, he'd bite you.

138. Oops. Well.

139. Huh.

140. How you like that?

141. Must've over-reminisced and brought up my pain water.

142. Pi-diddle.

143. There it is, boys.

144. God! Ain't it beautiful?

145. That, my friend, is "the hole."

146. If I had a nickel

147. for every boy that went loco in there

148. I'd be eating nickel soup.

149. They can put a boy in a hole?

150. No, they... They gots to!

151. It's hard to be willful if your will's been broken.

152. What are you doing?

153. Well, I was planning on coming in with you guys.

154. I thought I explained this to you 30 years ago.

155. You ain't good enough!

156. I was just going to help Bobby get...

157. You've helped enough!

158. Starting now, Fort Berk takes over.

159. So keep yourself and your hippie style of parenting

160. outside the gate.

161. Dad?

162. Good Lord, they're going to have to get bigger sticks

163. to beat the frosting out of these fatties.

164. But they'll do it.

165. Colonel Hill, it's an honor

166. to finally meet our most decorated alumnus.

167. You're darn skippy it is

168. but I don't wants my boy getting no special handling.

169. I assure you, Colonel

170. he'll get the standard treatment.

171. Well, boy, may God bless you.

172. Not that it would help you in here.

173. I can hardly wait to see my grandson

174. all toughened up.

175. You think you folks could mail me copies

176. of his daily beating logs?

177. Colonel Hill, you do realize

178. things have changed since your time here?

179. All right, you can e-mail them to me.

180. Lights out!

181. I suggest you get as much sleep as you can

182. before the senior cadets come by

183. to... welcome you.

184. Oh, no, I made a code yellow.

185. Oh, God, my grandpa told me they come in and beat you

186. with sacks full of frozen oranges.

187. Oh, dang!

188. Someone's coming.

189. Lie back and think of England.

190. Hugh Grant, Spice Girls... Paddington.

191. I don't get it.

192. Why was that supposed to be scary?

193. Well, five more minutes like that

194. and I guess it might have caused some hearing damage.

195. Just think, when Bobby comes home from Fort Berk

196. he's going to be respectful, obedient and easy to manage.

197. That's right, Hank... just like a... a show dog.

198. My grandpa says that all you get for breakfast

199. is a spoonful of salt and some stale bread.

200. Oh, man!

201. That's how they brainwash you.

202. They starve you first.

203. Okay, plebes, move it.

204. Crepe station closes

205. in five minutes.

206. Uh, these sure are some good peas, Peggy.

207. What's your secret?

208. Microwave.

209. I wonder if Bobby's being forced to sleep

210. in mud ordung right now?

211. Wait, what's today, Tuesday?

212. Dung.

213. No one is answering, Hank!

214. Oh, they're probably all bound and gagged.

215. Oh, my God.

216. What if the wires from this doorbell

217. are connected to his nipples?

218. It is worse than I could have imagined!

219. Will you let us in?

220. Let us in!

221. We demand to see Bobby Hill!

222. Peggy, protocol.

223. Sir, permission to see Cadet Hill

224. while keeping a respectful distance from the grounds.

225. Oh, you're his father.

226. We talked on the phone.

227. You're welcome to come in.

228. I am?

229. Of course, and so is your lawyer.

230. We have nothing to hide.

231. Your concern for your son

232. is perfectly normal, but I can assure you

233. Cadet Hill is excelling here.

234. Mom! Dad!

235. Bobby! Honey, are you okay?

236. Blink if you're not.

237. I'm great, ma'am.

238. Cadet Hill, why don't you take your parents

239. to Survival Crafts class?

240. I can attend a class at Fort Berk?

241. Well, I won't let you down, Bobby.

242. I mean, Cadet Hill.

243. On the battlefield

244. you may find yourself stranded

245. without enough water to survive

246. but with a sufficient quantity of mud

247. you will have the ability

248. to create your own bowl, pot, urn, decanter

249. or beaker to collect rainwater.

250. Very nice work, Mr. Hill.

251. We'll make sure to have that glazed before you go.

252. Did you hear that, Peggy?

253. I'm doing it.

254. I'm Fort Berk material.

255. Where's dinner?

256. It's 3:00, Dad.

257. I can't eat excuses.

258. You heard from Bobby?

259. Yeah, he's, uh, surviving.

260. Surviving?

261. He's got too much of you and that one

262. to be surviving at Fort Berk.

263. Even I

264. barely survived

265. and I didn't have Gas Monkey and Sasquatch for parents.

266. I will have you know, Cotton

267. that Bobby is thriving.

268. We went to Fort Berk yesterday and saw him.

269. What in the name of Ned?

270. They ain't supposed to let you two on campus.

271. They are required to by law

272. and we sat in on one of his classes.

273. Hank, show him the bowl you made.

274. What the?

275. You made a bowl?

276. Well, yeah.

277. It's a combat bowl.

278. Bobby made one, too.

279. Combat bowl?

280. The only bowl he's supposed to make

281. is from a hollowed-out skull.

282. How you doing in there, you poor saps?

283. What the?

284. Is that all the respect you got for me?

285. You go and turn my childhood home

286. into a giant sissy factory!

287. How's my grandson supposed to toughen up

288. with you candying his ass?

289. Sir, when I got here from Antioch College...

290. You're fired! Get out!

291. You can't just fire me.

292. Is that a fact?

293. Okay, Powderpuff

294. I would like you to speak to Clean Latrine Gene

295. who happens to be the chairman of your board of trustees.

296. General Gene Jefford?

297. That's right.

298. Uh, h-hello.

299. Yes, sir, yes, sir.

300. Very well, I...

301. Can I keep the Aeron desk chair?

302. Thank you, sir.

303. Hey, after this

304. let's go to the mess and get a smoothie.

305. Grandpa?

306. Fall in!

307. The previous commander was just as soft

308. and ineffective as your parents

309. and your parents are not paying good money for that.

310. Now, I'm here to make sure they get their money's worth.

311. With interest.

312. There's going to be changes around here

313. and ain't none of you going to like it.

314. Day is night, joy is pain, love is hate!

315. Good thinking, Private McFainty.

316. Sleep up

317. 'cause starting at 0400 hours

318. you don't gets no more.

319. See you at sunrise, weakies.

320. State your business.

321. Grandpa. Gampy. Ging-ging.

322. It's Bobby here. Your Bing-Bing.

323. I ain't your Ging-ging, and you ain'ts my Bing-bing.

324. And if you think I'm giving you special treatment, well...

325. you're right on target.

326. Good, because I told the fellows...

327. Hush, boy! I will "special treat" you to a double dose of pain!

328. Why?

329. I want you to come out

330. of this cauldron of burning hell

331. the best damn cadet you can be.

332. Thanks, but you don't have to worry about that.

333. All we really want is the phone service back

334. and the mattresses for our beds.

335. Quiet!

336. Now, your daddy tells me

337. you have a problem raking leaves.

338. Well, I guarantee

339. you won't have a problem raking leaves

340. after you've picked up every leaf on this campus with...

341. a fork!

342. What the hell are you doing, boy?

343. You gave me a fork, so I figured I'd eat the leaves.

344. Boy, am I stuffed!

345. Just kidding, Grandpa.

346. Maybe this is my fault

347. for not properly motivating you.

348. If it's food you want...

349. I could eat.

350. You don't want to rake

351. then maybe you need more energy.

352. This rotten pile of backwash is all for you, boy.

353. And you're gonna keep shoveling it down

354. until it starts coming up!

355. Okay.

356. Dinner's over.

357. Now I'm gonna give you something cold for dessert.

358. Okay.

359. Anything cracks

360. if you freeze it long enough.

361. How you doing, boy?

362. I'm okay.

363. Mom says I'm naturally built for winter climates.

364. God dang it!

365. You're going into the hole.

366. The hole's what broke me

367. and that's what's gonna break you, too.

368. Time to say good-bye, soldier.

369. Go and get in your grow-up box!

370. Ging-ging?

371. Quit your still-standing.

372. Start running till you hit the horizon.

373. See, Forky?

374. I just knew there was a better world

375. outside the cutlery drawer.

376. I wonder what Bobby's doing now?

377. Probably having a bull session in the barracks

378. with his new pals.

379. Bobby? Bobby, are you okay?

380. Tap once if you're okay.

381. Oh, hey, Didi.

382. I've got the new TV Guide here

383. with all the judge shows circled like my dad likes.

384. Is he around?

385. No. Cotton's at Fort Berk.

386. What? He has temporarily taken over the Academy.

387. Oh, my God, no.

388. Yes. He is ruling with an iron fist.

389. He threw Bobby in the hole about three days ago.

390. Bwaaagh!

391. He ain't gonna be a pretty sight, boys.

392. Humpty Dumpty's done cracked

393. but now we can put him back together

394. and rebuild him as a super-cadet.

395. Dad, are you crazy? Let him out.

396. I was just fixing to.

397. Bobby? Bobby?

398. Give him some air.

399. Bobby?

400. Hmm?

401. Hmm?

402. Uh... oh.

403. Hey, Dad.

404. Ooh.

405. Well, I've tried a mattress, I've tried cement...

406. I'm a mattress guy.

407. Bobby, you're okay?

408. Same 'ol, same 'ol.

409. I was merciless!

410. I dropped down on him

411. like a steam trunk full of concrete!

412. You didn't budge him

413. did you?

414. I... I don't get it. What's so funny?

415. I told you itwasn't easy.

416. You didn't believe me, did you, Dad?

417. I guess he was just born a pile of mush.

418. Well, I guess you could say that.

419. But maybe mush isn't all bad.

420. You can keep stomping on it

421. but it's all give; it just stays mush.

422. You can't build it up

423. but you can't break it down, either.

424. In a funny way, mush kind of has the edge.

425. Can you imagine that pile of mush in the POW camps?

426. He would've driven them Tojos crazy.

427. Three days with Bobby

428. and they would've quit the war!

429. I wish you could've seen the old Fort Berk, Hank.

430. But I guess those days is gone.

431. You know, Colonel, all this time I've been talking to you

432. you didn't grant me permission to speak.

433. That's right.

434. That's practically insubordination.

435. You better drop and give me 20, boy.

436. Yes, sir.

437. Two, three, four.

438. No, no, you're doing it wrong, Cadet!

439. Start over!

440. How'd you do it, Bobby?

441. How'd you survive the hole?

442. Well, I admit, I started getting a little worried.

443. But then I found some inspirational graffiti

444. on the wall and it kept me going.

445. Ripped By mstoll

446. What the? You made a bowl.