1. I DO LOVE CHRISTMAS.
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2. I LIKE TO CELEBRATE
THE ANNIVERSARY
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3. OF WHEN LENORE LEFT ME 7
YEARS AGO, CHRISTMAS EVE.
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4. BEST THING THAT EVER
HAPPENED TO ME. YUP.
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5. WELL, THAT'S NICE, BILL.
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6. YEAH, I TELL YOU WHAT.
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7. HOLIDAYS ARE THE LEAST
LONELY TIME OF THE YEAR.
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8. UH, HEH,
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9. YOU KNOW, I FEEL
LIKE EATING A COOKIE.
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10. BILL'S ALWAYS GOT SOME
COOKIES LYING AROUND, PROBABLY.
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11. BILL?
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12. OH, HANK, HEY, BUDDY.
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13. I... I WAS JUST CLEANING
FOR BABY JESUS' BIRTHDAY.
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14. WELL, GOOD.
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15. UH, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
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16. THAT YOU'LL BE COMING
OVER FOR DINNER,
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17. YOU KNOW, UNTIL THE
HOLIDAYS ARE OVER.
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18. OH, YEAH, I'M COMING.
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19. I CLEARED MY CALENDAR RIGHT
THROUGH THE END OF THE YEAR
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20. AND A GOOD CHUNK OF THE NEXT.
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21. BILL, THESE OLD GIFTS
AREN'T FOR LENORE, ARE THEY?
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22. NO.
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23. YES, BUT SHE'LL COME BACK AND
BE HAPPY I SAVED EVERYTHING.
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24. BILL, YOU'VE GOT TO FACE
THE FACTS. SHE'S NOT...
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25. WELL, IT'S VERY
UNLIKELY THAT, UH...
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26. WELL, I... I GUESS
YOU NEVER KNOW.
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27. FREAKISH THINGS DO HAPPEN.
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28. YES, THEY DO. THANK YOU.
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29. I'VE RECEIVED A FEW MORE
RESPONSES FOR OUR PARTY.
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30. RUDY BEEKER, YES-V.P.
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31. ALL THIS TALK ABOUT
PEOPLE MAKES ME...
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32. YOU KNOW WHAT IT
MAKES ME THINK ABOUT?
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33. BREAK-UPS.
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34. YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT
DEAD BOYFRIEND OF YOURS?
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35. WELL...
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36. I WONDER IF YOU'LL EVER
FIND SOMEONE AGAIN.
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37. I MEAN, MOST PEOPLE JUST GET
ONE RELATIONSHIP IN THIS LIFE.
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38. LUANNE, HONEY, CAN YOU
HELP ME SERVE AT THE PARTY?
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39. YOU WERE SUCH A
WONDERFUL HOSTESS LAST YEAR.
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40. WHAT?
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41. I CAN HELP, MOM.
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42. I'LL BE THE HOSTESS
WITH THE MOSTESS.
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43. LET'S SEE, MARY, MARGARET...
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44. WHAT... WHAT'S THE NAME OF
THAT GIRL WHO DUMPED YOU, BOBBY?
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45. MARIE.
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46. MARIE. YEAH, SHE WAS CUTE.
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47. MAYBE WE COULD TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, HUH?
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48. OH, YEAH, SURE.
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49. REMEMBER BOB CECIL, PEGGY?
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50. YOU WENT TO A
BASKETBALL GAME TOGETHER.
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51. YOU LIKED HIM.
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52. WELL, THAT WAS 10TH
GRADE. NO, I DIDN'T.
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53. YEAH, YOU DID. BUT
HE DIDN'T LIKE YOU.
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54. UH, SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING THIS?
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55. HE LIKES SERVING.
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56. OH, AFTER LAST
NIGHT, IT IS A MIRACLE
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57. I HAVE MY APPETITE BACK AT ALL.
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58. I JUST DON'T SEE WHY BILL
MUST RUIN ALL OF OUR DINNERS.
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59. PERSONALLY, I CAN
LIVE WITHOUT HIM.
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60. ME, TOO.
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61. PEGGY, A LITTLE MORE
THAN 20 YEARS AGO,
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62. I SET ARLEN HIGH'S
SINGLE-SEASON RUSHING RECORD.
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63. SURE, I HAD LEGS
LIKE A JACKRABBIT,
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64. BUT BILL DAUTERIVE
BLOCKED FOR ME.
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65. AND THE RUNNING BACK
WHO FORGETS HIS FRONT LINE,
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66. THAT'S THE MAN I WOULDN'T
WANT TO HAVE TO DINNER.
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67. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME ON YOU BOTH.
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68. HERE YOU GO, DARLING. COME ON.
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69. MMM. MMM. MMM.
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70. COME ON, EAT UP.
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71. SO, UH, WERE THEY ALL
OUT OF DOGS THERE, BILL?
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72. NO, NO, IGUANAS ARE
VERY TRENDY THESE DAYS.
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73. YOU SEE THEM IN CIGAR
BARS WITH MOVIE STARS.
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74. COME ON. COME ON, LENORE.
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75. YOU'VE NAMED IT LENORE?
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76. WELL, YEAH, I... I THOUGHT
IT LOOKED LIKE A LENORE.
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77. I THINK HE'S JUST NOT
VERY HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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78. I MEAN, WITH SO MANY NEW PEOPLE.
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79. UH, OH, SHOULD I LEAVE?
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80. THANK YOU.
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81. DON'T WORRY. IT'S DEAD.
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82. I CANNOT EAT ANOTHER MEAL
WITH BILL AT OUR DINNER TABLE.
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83. WHY? BILL SEEMED A
LOT HAPPIER TONIGHT.
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84. HONEY, THAT IJUANA
IS A CRY FOR HELP.
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85. A HISSING, DISEASE-RIDDEN
CRY FOR HELP.
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86. LUANNE, KNOCK!
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87. I HAD A BAD DREAM.
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88. BILL.
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89. I DREAMT THAT LENORE
CAME BACK AND STOLE LENORE.
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90. AND THEN LENORE
DROVE OFF WITH LENORE,
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91. AND I RAN DOWN THE
STREET AFTER THEM
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92. AND I YELLED, "LENORE! LENORE!"
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93. AND THEN MY TEETH FELL OUT.
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94. PEGGY, YOU WERE THERE.
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95. CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR LIVING ROOM?
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96. YES, BILL.
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97. I'M GIVING YOU 24 HOURS
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98. TO GET ME OUT OF
THAT MAN'S DREAMS.
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99. SHALL WE?
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100. NO.
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101. YOU NEED A MINUTE?
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102. UH, BILL,
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103. I WANT TO HAVE DINNER
TONIGHT, JUST THE FAMILY.
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104. YOU DON'T WANT ME
COMING TO DINNER?
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105. WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE THE NIGHT
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106. TO PRACTICE BEING HAPPY, OK?
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107. YEAH, OK, THAT'S
FINE. NO PROBLEM.
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108. I... I LIKE EATING ALONE.
I... I PREFER IT, EVEN.
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109. NO OFFENSE TO YOUR FAMILY.
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110. OH, IT IS JUST SO WONDERFUL.
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111. THE FOOD EVEN SMELLS BETTER.
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112. OH.
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113. AND THEN THE CLINT EASTWOOD
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114. "THAT PROPANE TANK IS EMPTY."
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115. WOULDN'T THAT BE A GOOD MOVIE?
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116. GOOD? THAT WOULD
BE A GREAT MOVIE.
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117. AND WOULD YOU
DIRECT IT, UNCLE HANK?
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118. YEAH, ME MAYBE, OR
YOUR AUNT PEGGY.
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119. DID I EVER TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT HOW THEY...
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120. DANG!
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121. MY 10-FOOTER'S GONE. DALE!
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122. OR BILL! PROBABLY DALE!
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123. WHAT YOU DOING THERE, BILL?
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124. SATELLITE DISH TROUBLE?
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125. NO, I'M JUST UP
HERE TO KILL MYSELF.
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126. WHAT?
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127. NO!
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128. YOU KNOW WHO I FEEL
SORRIEST FOR IN ALL THIS?
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129. BILL. WE NEED TO FIND
HIM A PSYCHIATRIST.
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130. HE'S JUST SUICIDAL,
PEGGY, HE'S NOT CRAZY.
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131. WE'VE JUST GOTTA
WATCH HIM CONSTANTLY
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132. UNTIL HE SNAPS OUT OF IT.
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133. I DON'T THINK BILL IS
GONNA SNAP OUT OF IT.
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134. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO
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135. BUT SIT BACK AND
WATCH THE BLOODBATH.
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136. NO, HE'S OUR FRIEND.
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137. NOW, DALE, YOU MAKE
YOUR OWN HOURS,
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138. SO YOU TAKE THE DAY SHIFT.
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139. I'LL TAKE NIGHTS.
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140. BOOMHAUER, LATE
AFTERNOON TO EARLY EVENING.
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141. CAN I HAVE ANOTHER
CODEINE, PLEASE?
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142. QUIET, BILL.
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143. WE'RE TRYING TO
DO SOMETHING HERE.
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144. SO, UH...
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145. HUH.
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146. THIS SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
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147. SO, UH, MAYBE YOU
OUGHT TO GET TO BED
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148. AND TRY TO SLEEP THIS THING OFF.
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149. ALL I DO IS SLEEP.
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150. I GUESS I'M JUST
GETTING IN PRACTICE, HUH,
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151. FOR THE BIG LONG SLEEP.
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152. COME ON, BILL. HOW ABOUT A BEER?
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153. BEER'S A DEPRESSANT, HANK.
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154. DON'T GO BLAMING THE BEER.
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155. IT'S ELECTRIC, BILL.
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156. YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL
GETTING PRETTY HOT.
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157. OH.
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158. ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO
THIS THE HARD WAY.
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159. WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR PAJAMAS?
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160. OK, YOU WANT BASEBALL
PLAYERS OR THE...
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161. HEY, WHAT'S THIS FANCY ONE?
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162. I LIKE THE WAY SILK
FEELS ON MY SKIN.
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163. SILK IS FOR PANTYHOSE, BILL.
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164. THEY'RE ALL I GOT.
YOU'VE GOT A WIFE!
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165. PUT 'EM ON.
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166. NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
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167. ARMS UP.
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168. RINSE.
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169. OW.
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170. DAMN IT, BILL!
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171. NUH-UH.
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172. BUT I HAVE TO TINKLE.
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173. NOT ON MY WATCH.
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174. OH.
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175. LENORE AND I USED TO COME HERE
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176. AND WATCH PEOPLE
DANCE LIKE THAT.
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177. STOP!
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178. NO.
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179. I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP.
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180. IT'S NOT IN MY NATURE
TO CARE ABOUT OTHERS.
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181. YEAH, MAN. THAT OLD ROUTINE,
MAN. TALKING ABOUT NO FREE TIME.
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182. WORK. BILL. WORK.
BILL. WORK. BILL.
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183. PUT AN OLD BULLET
IN MY OWN HEAD, MAN.
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184. OK, I'LL TAKE OVER
YOUR GUYS' SHIFTS.
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185. I JUST GOTTA WORK
IT OUT WITH MY BOSS.
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186. DALE, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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187. NOTHING.
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188. THAT'S BILL'S PAJAMA TOP.
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189. HE'S AS GOOD AS DEAD.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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190. SIR, YOU KNOW HOW
I HATE MISSING WORK
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191. DURING THE
HOLIDAYS, BUT I GOT A...
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192. IT'S YOUR CHRISTMAS
PARTY, RIGHT?
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193. YEAH. YOU NEED
SOME TIME TO SET UP.
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194. WELL, GET IT RIGHT.
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195. YOU INVITED OUR WHOLE
DANG CLIENT SHEET.
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196. UH, NO, ACTUALLY, IT
CONCERNS A FRIEND OF MINE,
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197. AND, WELL, IT'S A MATTER
OF LIFE OR DEATH, REALLY.
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198. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. JUST WRAP
IT UP ONE WAY OR T'OTHER.
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199. AND HAVE DONNA ZERO
OUT YOUR VACATION DAYS.
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200. DANG IT, BILL!
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201. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 2 DAYS.
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202. THIS MORNING BILL TRIED TO
DROWN HIMSELF IN THE TOILET.
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203. SO DO YOU THINK YOU
COULD FIND HIM A DATE?
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204. UH, I WOULD HAVE TO INVITE
A WOMAN OVER FOR DINNER
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205. AND, OF COURSE, NEVER TELL
HER THAT BILL WOULD BE HERE.
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206. THANKS, PEGGY.
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207. THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE A KNIFE.
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208. I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF KILLING MYSELF.
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209. DO YOU LIKE IGUANAS, MRS. TOBIS?
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210. YOU LIED TO ME, PEGGY.
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211. MR. DAUTERIVE IS A
COLLECTOR OF EXOTIC REPTILIA.
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212. YOU COLLECT THROW PILLOWS.
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213. I HAVE SOME PILLOWS ON MY COUCH,
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214. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME INSANE.
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215. AND IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION,
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216. I FIND IGUANAS TO BE FILTHY,
REPULSIVE CREATURES.
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217. WHY, I THINK WE ALL
COULD USE A BATH.
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218. WELL, WHEN IT'S YOUR OWN.
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219. YOU ARE A GROSS MAN.
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220. SHEILA!
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221. MARRY ME.
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222. BILL.
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223. OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
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224. I JUST WANT MY COAT.
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225. FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD, GET ME MY COAT.
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226. ALLOW ME.
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227. LENORE, DON'T LEAVE ME!
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228. SHEILA, I SHOULD
TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
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229. I HAVE ALREADY GIVEN
HIM YOUR NUMBER.
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230. DALE.
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231. HE WOULD HAVE
WANTED ME TO HAVE IT.
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232. HE'S STILL ALIVE.
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233. NITPICKING AIN'T
GONNA BRING HIM BACK.
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234. HELP ME. HANK, HELP ME.
HELP ME LOOK FOR LENORE.
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235. BILL, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS WHOLE
LENORE THING IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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236. THE IGUANA, THESE
PRESENTS, THIS OLD TREE.
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237. GET RID OF THIS STUFF.
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238. NO. NO, I COULDN'T. I COULDN'T.
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239. SEE, WHEN... WHEN
SHE COMES BACK...
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240. SHE'S NEVER COMING
BACK. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
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241. SHE DOESN'T WANT
THIS STUPID STOCKING.
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242. NO!
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243. OR WHATEVER'S IN THIS BOX.
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244. NO.
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245. OR THIS.
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246. OR THIS.
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247. NO.
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248. THERE.
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249. YOU FEEL OK?
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250. I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.
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251. GREAT, I KNEW YOU'D
SNAP OUT OF THIS.
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252. UH, SURE YOU'RE OK?
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253. YES.
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254. GOOD.
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255. NOW I CAN TELL YOU,
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256. YOU WERE ACTING
PRETTY WEIRD THERE.
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257. YES.
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258. OK, THEN. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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259. I WAS REALLY HARD ON HIM
BUT IT WAS ALL FOR THE BEST.
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260. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF HE'D SHOWN
UP AT OUR PARTY WITH LENORE?
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261. WELL, ARE YOU SURE HE'S OK?
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262. I ASKED HIM TWICE.
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263. WELL, THERE'S THAT LIZARD.
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264. HEY. HEY, WHO ARE YOU?
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265. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN BILL'S BACKYARD?
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266. HANK, DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
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267. I'M LENORE.
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268. WHAT IS GOING ON?
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269. WELL, I'M JUST WASHING A
DRESS FOR YOUR BIG PARTY, SILLY.
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270. BILL, TAKE OFF THE DRESS.
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271. WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME BILL?
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272. MY NAME IS LENORE, SILLY.
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273. I'VE COME BACK BECAUSE
I LOVE BILL SO MUCH
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274. AND I REALLY MISSED HIM.
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275. NO, UH-UH, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
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276. IN HIGH SCHOOL,
YOU BLOCKED FOR ME,
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277. BUT I DID MY JOB, TOO.
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278. I RAN THROUGH THE HOLE
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279. SETTING ARLEN HIGH'S
SINGLE-SEASON RUSHING RECORD,
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280. AS YOU RECALL.
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281. AND NOW HERE I AM
BLOCKING FOR YOU,
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282. BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.
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283. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
KIND OF GAME YOU'RE PLAYING.
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284. MAYBE SOME KIND OF CRAZY TENNIS.
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285. HANK, OK, THEN. NICE
VISITING WITH YOU.
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286. SEE YOU AT THE PARTY.
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287. NO. NO, YOU STAY
AWAY FROM MY PARTY.
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288. NO PARTY. YOU GOT THAT?
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289. I'M ALREADY INVITED, SO THERE.
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290. OH, HELLO.
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291. DO YOU GENTLEMEN THINK YOU
COULD SPARE A BEER FOR A LADY?
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292. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU'RE BILL.
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293. NO, NO, I DON'T KNOW
THAT. I'M... I'M LENORE.
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294. WELL, IF YOU'RE LENORE,
THEN WHERE'S BILL, HUH?
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295. UH, BILL'S IN THE HOUSE.
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296. YOU WANT ME TO GO GET HIM?
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297. I'M SKEPTICAL THAT YOU COULD,
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298. YET INTRIGUED THAT YOU MAY.
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299. BILL'S BEEN ACTING A LITTLE
WEIRD LATELY, DON'T YOU THINK?
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300. MAYBE IT'S ME.
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301. UH, BILL'S BUSY.
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302. I NEEDED A WRAP. IT'S CHILLY.
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303. YUP.
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304. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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305. HONEY, YOU'RE PEELING IN ANGER.
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306. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET
MORE THAN ONE FRENCH FRY
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307. OUT OF A WHOLE IDAHO.
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308. YEAH, MAYBE I AM ANGRY.
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309. I USED MY VACATION DAYS
BATHING THE SON OF A BITCH,
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310. AND HE THREATENS TO
CRASH MY CHRISTMAS PARTY.
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311. HE'S NOT BEING AN
INGRATE ON PURPOSE.
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312. THE ONLY WAY THAT BILL COULD GET
LENORE BACK WAS TO BECOME HER.
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313. MMM-HMM. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
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314. IF THERE WAS SOME
PSYCHOLOGICAL BASIS TO IT.
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315. WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY
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316. BUT IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE
MR. DAUTERIVE NEEDS CLOSURE.
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317. HE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT
LENORE'S NEVER COMING BACK,
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318. AND HE NEEDS TO JUST
MOVE ON WITH HIS LIFE.
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319. IT'S THE SAME THING
BUCKLEY'S ANGEL TOLD ME.
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320. BUCKLEY'S ANGEL IS THE
ONLY ONE MAKING SENSE.
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321. HOW ABOUT I INVITE THE
REAL LENORE TO THE PARTY
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322. AND JUST SETTLE THIS
THING ONCE AND FOR ALL?
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323. OH, I HOPE IT WORKS,
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324. BUT IF THEY SHOW
UP IN THE SAME DRESS,
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325. IT'LL BE A DISASTER.
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326. LISTEN, HANK, WE GOT
ALL OUR CLIENTS HERE.
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327. BIG FISH, LITTLE FISH.
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328. SO, IF YOU SEE SOME
LITTLE FISH CORNERING ME,
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329. IT'S YOUR JOB TO PULL ME OUT.
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330. WE SHOULD TREAT ALL OUR CLIENTS
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331. LIKE BIG FISH, MR. STRICKLAND.
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332. YEAH. GOOD, GOOD. SAVE
THAT FOR THE LITTLE FISH.
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333. DAMN IT.
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334. MAY I OFFER YOU A HOMEMADE
TATER TOT, MR. AND MRS. DAUTERIVE?
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335. WHY, THANKS.
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336. WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE, HANK?
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337. I ORDERED A SANTA. THIS
IS SOME KIND OF MISTAKE.
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338. BILL, GET OUT.
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339. LENORE. BILL.
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340. I WANT TO STAY AND MINGLE.
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341. LENORE, WHO IS ME,
SURE DOES LOVE A PARTY.
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342. PARTY, PARTY!
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343. PHONE CALL FOR YOU, MOM.
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344. HELLO.
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345. LENORE? HOLD ON.
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346. BILL, IT'S THE REAL LENORE.
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347. WHAT?
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348. OH, HONEY, BUT YOU
HAVE TO COME BY.
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349. OK, HOW ABOUT I
HAND BILL THE PHONE?
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350. IT WOULD REALLY HELP...
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351. WELL, IF YOU COULD JUST
TELL HIM YOU SEND YOUR LOVE...
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352. YEAH, SURE. NO, I UNDERSTAND.
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353. NEVER MIND, BILL.
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354. MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT GUY.
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355. IS THIS A JOKE?
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356. 'CAUSE IF IT IS, I DON'T GET IT.
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357. HE'S A FREAK.
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358. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN, IT'S
GETTING UGLY IN HERE, MAN.
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359. THESE PEOPLE COMING
GET BILL IN A DRESS,
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360. GET THE ASS-WHUPPING ON HIM.
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361. GO BACK TO HOLLYWOOD.
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362. THIS ISN'T THE DEMOCRATIC
NATIONAL CONVENTION.
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363. YOU CRASHED THE
WRONG PARTY, HONEY.
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364. THIS IS STRICKLAND PROPANE.
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365. TAKE OFF THIS DRESS,
BUDDY. YOU'RE SCARING ME.
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366. YEAH, NOW WE'RE HAVING FUN.
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367. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S THAT KIND OF PARTY.
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368. ANYTHING GOES. EXTRA FUN.
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369. HANK, THIS WASN'T
ON MY INVITATION.
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370. DID YOU MAKE BILL A
SPECIAL INVITATION?
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371. STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP
IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
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372. OKEY-DOKEY. EVERYONE,
LET'S PLAY BOGGLE, HUH?
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373. IT'S NOT USUALLY PLAYED
WITH SUCH A LARGE GROUP
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374. BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS,
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375. SO LET'S SING A SONG.
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376. STOP TEASING ME.
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377. BILL, I AM LENORE,
AND I DON'T LOVE YOU.
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378. NO, HANK, I'M LENORE.
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379. I'VE LEFT YOU FOREVER BECAUSE
YOU'RE LAZY AND NO-GOOD.
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380. LENORE.
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381. WE FIGHT SO LOUD ALL
THE NEIGHBORS CAN HEAR.
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382. WE FIGHT DURING THE DAY,
WE FIGHT DURING THE NIGHT.
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383. LENORE, WAIT. WE
CAN WORK STUFF OUT.
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384. I'M A GOOD HUSBAND.
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385. BILL, IF I WANTED TO WORK
THINGS OUT, I WOULD HAVE CALLED.
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386. I DON'T LOVE YOU
ANYMORE. THAT'S IT.
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387. I DON'T LOVE YOU.
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388. THAT'S ALL?
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389. THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT?
IT'S SIMPLE AS THAT?
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390. YOU DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE THE COURTESY
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391. TO SEND ME A DEAR JOHN LETTER?
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392. WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT,
I CONSIDER THAT RUDE.
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393. AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, I
AM WORTH A DEAR JOHN LETTER.
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394. I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
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395. AND THERE ARE A LOT OF WOMEN
WHO WOULD AGREE WITH ME.
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396. SO, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GO
AHEAD. YOU GET OUT! GET OUT!
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397. YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T DESERVE
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398. WILLIAM FONTAINE
DELATUR DAUTERIVE.
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399. OK, BILL, THAT'S
WHAT I'M DOING THEN.
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400. I HIT ROCK BOTTOM
THERE, DIDN'T I, HANK?
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401. AND HARD.
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402. THEN IT'S ALL
UPHILL FROM NOW ON.
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403. YUP. THE WIND'S AT
YOUR BACK, BUDDY.
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404. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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405. WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME BILL?
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