1. YUP.
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2. YUP.
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3. MMM-HMM.
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4. SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T ME
GOING THROUGH YOUR GARBAGE.
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5. SEE? DEER.
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6. I GUESS WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY,
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7. AND I GUESS THOSE WERE
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8. PROBABLY.
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9. THOSE DEER ARE INFILTRATING
THE HUMAN QUADRANT.
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10. THEY'VE REPLACED FIRE ANTS AS
THE NUMBER ONE EX-URBAN PEST.
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11. IF EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT
EXTERMINATING IS TRUE, WHICH IT IS,
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12. WE GOT TO FIND THE QUEEN
DEER AND TAKE HER OUT.
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13. QUEEN DEER. I'LL
BET SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
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14. AND THE BEST PART IS JOSEPH'S
FINALLY OLD ENOUGH TO COME.
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15. YUP, I'M TAKING MY
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16. THE SAME WAY MY DAD TOOK ME
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17. 25 YEARS AGO.
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18. WE'RE NOT JUST KILLING A DEER,
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19. WE'RE KILLING
JOSEPH'S CHILDHOOD.
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20. YOU. I AM PHOTOGRAPHICALLY
MEMORIZING YOUR FACE.
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21. LOOK AT THAT.
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22. HE'S STARING RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
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23. GIT!
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24. OK, HANK. YOU CAN BORROW
MY TACKSTAR LASER SIGHT.
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25. BOBBY'S FIRST HUNT,
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26. SO HE'LL NEED THE RUSSIAN
NIGHT VISION GOGGLES.
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27. MY JOSEPH'S GOT THE
BIONIC EAR BOOSTER,
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28. AND I'LL BE IN CHARGE
OF THE GOOD STUFF.
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29. DEER WEE-WEE.
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30. SUPER-PREMIUM
ESTRUS DEER WEE-WEE.
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31. A LITTLE DAB'LL DO YA.
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32. THIS IS CRAZY. PEOPLE
USED TO GO HUNTING,
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33. AND ALL THEY'D NEED WAS
AN ORANGE SHIRT AND A 6-PACK.
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34. TIMES HAVE CHANGED, HANK.
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35. BUT YOU'D KNOW ALL THIS
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36. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN.
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37. YOU GO TO CHURCH MORE
THAN YOU GO HUNTING.
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38. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.
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39. I'M NOT ASHAMED.
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40. AND I'M GLAD THERE'S PEOPLE
OUT THERE THINNING THE HERD.
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41. BUT IF I WANNA GET SLOPPY DRUNK
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42. AND SHOOT OFF GUNS
WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS,
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43. I'LL GO TO MY DAD'S OSCAR PARTY.
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44. HANK, A HUNTING
TRIP'S NOT JUST ABOUT
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45. GETTING DRUNK OR SHOOTING DEER.
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46. IT'S ABOUT GETTING
OUT IN THE WOODS,
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47. AWAY FROM THE GOVERNMENT,
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48. WHERE YOUR PAPER
MONEY'S USELESS,
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49. UNLESS YOU RUN OUT OF LEAVES.
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50. WHERE MAN CAN LET DOWN HIS GUARD
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51. AND SHARE HIS BIGGEST FEARS.
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52. DALE, YOU WITH YOUR GUARD
DOWN IS MY BIGGEST FEAR.
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53. MY BIGGEST FEAR IS
THAT LITTLE POINTY...
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54. WELL, I'LL SAVE IT FOR THE TRIP.
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55. YOU MEAN THE BEETLE?
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56. SHUT UP. I WAS SAVING
THAT FOR THE TRIP.
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57. DON'T THINK OF IT AS A RIFLE.
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58. THINK OF IT AS A PART OF
YOUR BODY THAT FIRES BULLETS.
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59. WHEN THE TIME COMES,
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60. YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO,
YOU KNOW, PULL THE TRIGGER?
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61. OH, YEAH. I DON'T WANNA BE THE ONLY
KID AROUND WHO DOESN'T KILL A DEER.
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62. YOU COULD GET A LOSER
NICKNAME LIKE, I DON'T KNOW...
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63. PORK POCKETS?
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64. MORE ABOUT NOT
KILLING DEER, BUT, YEAH.
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65. BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
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66. 'CAUSE WE'LL BE HUNTING
WITH OUR DADS. A TEAM.
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67. GO GET HIM, BOBBY.
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68. NO, WE'RE A TEAM.
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69. BOBBY, I JUST WANNA SAY THAT
YOU ARE PERFECT, AND A MAN.
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70. I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG,
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71. ESPECIALLY ABOUT SOMETHING
THAT HASN'T ACTUALLY HAPPENED YET.
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72. WHAT'S WITH THE BANDAGES?
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73. LUANNE FIXING TO GIVE
YOU ANOTHER HAIRCUT?
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74. THIS IS FOR YOU AND BOBBY
TO TAKE ON YOUR HUNTING TRIP.
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75. YOU'LL BE READY
FOR CUTS, SPRAINS,
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76. AND I EVEN PUT IN A
NEEDLE AND THREAD
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77. TO SEW YOUR EAR BACK ON
AFTER BOBBY TALKS IT OFF.
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78. YEAH.
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79. WE'LL BE GOSSIPING
LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS.
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80. AND I MADE A LITTLE HUNTING
PERMIT CASE OUT OF A FREEZER BAG.
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81. GIVE ME YOUR PERMIT
AND I'LL STICK IT IN.
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82. WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY
GOT THE PERMIT YET.
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83. YOU DIDN'T BUY THE PERMIT YET?
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84. HANK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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85. NOTHING. UH, THAT REMINDS ME,
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86. DID YOU GET THE BATTERIES
FOR BOBBY'S GAME BOY?
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87. AND DID YOU PACK
HIS BACKUP GAME BOY?
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88. BOBBY'S NOT BRINGING
TOYS ON THIS TRIP.
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89. AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
HE HAD 2 WHOLE DAYS TO SPEND
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90. JUST TALKING WITH HIS FATHER?
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91. I SPEND LOTS OF TIME WITH BOBBY.
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92. HE'S THERE WHEN I EAT.
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93. HE'S THERE WHEN I WATCH T.V.
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94. I'VE THROWN COUNTLESS
BALLS AT HIM IN THE BACKYARD.
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95. HANK,
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96. YOU'RE SCARED OF
BEING ALONE WITH HIM.
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97. I AM NOT.
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98. YOU ARE SCARED OF YOUR OWN SON.
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99. MAYBE I AM. SO WHAT? I
DON'T GET HIM SOMETIMES.
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100. THE THINGS THAT COME
OUT OF HIS MOUTH...
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101. AND HE'S ALMOST A TEENAGER,
SO IT'S JUST GONNA GET WORSE.
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102. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE
GONNA TALK ABOUT FOR 2 DAYS.
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103. HELL, YES, I'M SCARED.
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104. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE
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105. ON BOBBY'S ROAD TO
BECOMING A SUCCESSFUL ADULT.
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106. - ONE OF THE BIG 3.
- FIRST HUNT.
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107. LEARNS TO DRIVE.
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108. FINALLY TURNS 18.
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109. GIVE HIM THIS MILESTONE, HANK,
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110. SO HE CAN MOVE ON TO
THE NEXT AND THE NEXT
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111. AND EVENTUALLY MOVE
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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112. AND THEN YOU WON'T
HAVE TO TALK TO HIM AT ALL.
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113. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL GET THE PERMIT,
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114. BOBBY'LL KILL THE DEER, AND
EVERYONE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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115. BOBBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THE MASTER BEDROOM?
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116. THE TRUCK'S ALL PACKED,
BREAKFAST IS COOKED
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117. AND HERE'S YOUR ROBE,
TOWEL, AND TOOTHBRUSH.
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118. HELLO, SON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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119. WATCHING.
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120. WHAT DOES A RAZOR SMELL LIKE?
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121. I BET IT SMELLS REALLY
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122. YEAH, HUH. OK.
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123. WHY DON'T YOU WAIT
IN THE KITCHEN, BOBBY?
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124. I CAN'T SHAVE AND
TALK AT THE SAME TIME.
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125. THAT'S OK. WE
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126. HMM, YOUR BOY'S FIRST BUCK.
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127. I REMEMBER MY FIRST BUCK.
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128. TOOK ME 6 SHOTS TO BRING HIM
DOWN, 3 MORE TO FINISH HIM OFF.
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129. THERE WAS NO USABLE MEAT LEFT.
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130. BUT WHAT A THRILL.
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131. SUG', YOU'RE TAKING AWAY MY BOY,
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132. AND YOU'RE GONNA
BRING HIM HOME A MAN.
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133. AND HOW LONG IS THAT
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134. SORRY, BABE.
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135. YOU'LL HAVE TO DO WITHOUT
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136. DALE.
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137. JOHN REDCORN. YOU BROUGHT
BACK THAT TEA BAG I LENT YOU?
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138. NO. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR JOSEPH.
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139. YOUR FIRST HUNTING TRIP
IS A SACRED OCCASION.
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140. THE DEER YOU KILL
WILL BE A RELATIVE.
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141. YOU MUST SHOW YOUR RESPECT
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142. FIRST BY GIVING THANKS,
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143. THEN BY USING EVERY
PART OF HIS BODY.
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144. NO PROB. WE'RE TAKING OLD MISTER
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145. FOR SAUSAGEIFICATION.
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146. THIS HUNTING KNIFE
WAS GIVEN TO ME
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147. BY MY FATHER, AND
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148. NOW, I PASS IT ALONG TO YOU.
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149. A USED KNIFE.
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150. UMM...
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151. COOL. THANKS.
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152. LET ME HUG MY
CHILD ONE LAST TIME.
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153. OH, MY BIG BOY!
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154. ABOUT TO BECOME MY LITTLE MAN.
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155. HONEY, I FILLED YOUR
RIFLE BAG WITH FRUIT PIES.
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156. YOUR RIFLE IS IN
YOUR SLEEPING BAG.
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157. THANKS, MOM.
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158. I MEAN, PEGGY.
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159. LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
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160. JUST A SECOND.
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161. THERE'S ONE LAST
ERRAND I NEED TO RUN.
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162. WHAT DO YOU NEED?
MIKE AND IKE'S?
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163. GOT YOU COVERED.
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164. NO, I JUST NEED TO HOP ON
OVER TO THE COUNTY OFFICE
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165. AND PICK UP A COUPLE
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166. DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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167. CAN I HELP YOU?
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168. YEAH, I'M TAKING MY BOY HUNTING,
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169. SO I NEED A COUPLE OF PERMITS.
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170. OH, AND ONE OF THOSE "DON'T
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171. NO MORE DEER PERMITS THIS YEAR.
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172. WHY NOT? THEY
HAVEN'T ALL BEEN SHOT.
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173. I CAUGHT ONE PICKING THROUGH MY
GARBAGE LIKE THIS WAS NEW YORK CITY.
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174. I KNOW. THEY'RE A REAL NUISANCE.
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175. THEY'RE EATING
EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.
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176. OF COURSE. THERE'S TOO MANY
DEER AND NOT ENOUGH FOOD.
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177. ISSUE MORE PERMITS
OR THEY'LL ALL STARVE.
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178. YEAH, SORRY.
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179. WE HAD TO LIMIT
IT TO 400 THIS YEAR.
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180. ONLY WAY TO GET THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS
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181. SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
MY BOY CAN'T GO HUNTING
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182. BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LET A
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183. FORGET NUMBER 6.
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184. YOU'RE NOW SERVING NONSENSE.
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185. GOOD LUCK ON YOUR
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186. THANKS.
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187. JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I'M LEAVING A BOY,
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188. I'M COMING BACK A MAN.
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189. YOU'RE LUCKY. I'M LEAVING A
GIRL, AND COMING BACK A MAN.
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190. HEY, KAHN JR.! I'M IN THE CAR.
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191. YOU RIDE SHOTGUN.
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192. AND DON'T FORGET RAISIN BAGELS.
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193. THEY'RE IN MY BRIEFCASE.
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194. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, LET'S GO.
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195. UH, GUYS, WHY DON'T
YOU GO ON AHEAD?
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196. BOBBY, HOP IN.
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197. BOBBY, UH, THERE'S
SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU.
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198. NO, ME FIRST.
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199. I KNOW I'M ABOUT
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200. SO I WANTED TO TAKE
THIS LAST CHANCE
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201. TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
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202. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE
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203. BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GOING.
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204. YOU SEE THAT?
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205. HE'S ALREADY PRACTICING
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206. I TELL YOU WHAT, PEGGY, WITH
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207. HE'S NOT ONLY GONNA BE A
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208. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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209. OUR SON, A SUPERMAN.
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210. YOU HAVE NO CLUE, DO YOU?
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211. WOULD YOU LOOK AT HIM?
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212. HE'S AT THE AGE WHERE
LITTLE-BOY HORMONES GET VIOLENT.
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213. THEY DON'T CALL THEM NICE,
QUIET, WELL-BEHAVED HORMONES.
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214. THEY'RE RAGING, HANK!
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215. HE HAS A CHEMICAL NEED TO KILL.
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216. I WAS COUNTING ON YOU TO CHANNEL
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217. I'LL BE LOCKING MY
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218. SO PLEASE BE IN BY 10:00 P.M.
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219. RED DOG ONE, THIS
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220. DO YOU COPY? OVER.
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221. TEN-FOUR, RED DOG THREE.
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222. DAMN INFERIOR SOVIET
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223. NEVER DOES WHAT
IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
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224. OR MAYBE IT'S DOING EXACTLY
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225. MAYBE IT JUST BOUNCED A SIGNAL
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226. OFF A SATELLITE TO AN ATTACK SUB
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227. IN THE GULF OF MEXICO WHOSE
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228. THAT'S MY BOY!
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229. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
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230. EXCEPT THE SUB'S
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231. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BOBBY?
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232. NOTHING.
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233. THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE KITCHEN.
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234. WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME KILL IT?
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235. NO, THANKS.
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236. OK, THEN.
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237. HANK! HANK, WAKE UP.
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238. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU
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239. HOW YOU DESTROYED BOBBY'S LIFE.
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240. I SEARCHED THROUGH MY OLD SOCIAL
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241. IN A TRIBE IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA,
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242. A BOY WHO MISSES OUT
ON A RITE OF PASSAGE,
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243. IN THEIR CASE, KILLING A
MISSIONARY, REMAINS A BOY FOREVER.
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244. HE WILL NEVER BECOME A MAN.
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245. THIS IS A REPORT BY A
7TH-GRADER. AND IT ONLY GOT A "C."
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246. I HAVE BACKUP. LOOK AT
THIS 4TH-GRADE WORD FIND
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247. ABOUT THE HURON
INDIANS' RITES OF PASSAGE.
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248. "MADNESS"?
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249. WHEN A LITTLE HURON INDIAN
BOY WANTS TO ACHIEVE MANHOOD
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250. BUT HE FAILS TO KILL AN ELK,
HE WILL GET PHYSICALLY ILL
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251. AND THEN GO STARK RAVING MAD.
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252. WELL, I DID SEE BOBBY TALKING
TO THE MRS. BUTTERWORTH BOTTLE.
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253. BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT
WAS STRANGE AT THE TIME.
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254. HEY, HANK,
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255. COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND
CARRYING THIS OUT TO MY S.U.V?
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256. EUSTACE? I'VE NEVER
SEEN YOU IN HERE BEFORE.
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257. FINALLY DECIDED TO MAKE
THE SWITCH TO PROPANE, HUH?
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258. YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT'S THE
PERFECT CHOICE FOR ALL YOUR HEATING...
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259. THANKS, BUT WE
USE PASSIVE SOLAR.
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260. THE PROPANE'S FOR COOKING RANDY'S
DEER, ONCE HE KILLS IT, OF COURSE.
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261. WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA TAKE
THAT SON OF YOURS HUNTING?
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262. OH, I'VE GOT TO. IT'S
A RITE OF PASSAGE.
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263. AT LEAST, THAT'S THE
FEELING IN MY MEN'S GROUP.
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264. THAT'S WHY I'M NOT
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265. LA GRUNTA.
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266. THE LA GRUNTA HOTEL AND
RESORT DOES A HUNT EVERY YEAR.
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267. THEY TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
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268. GUNS, PERMITS, APRES
HUNT WINE-TASTING.
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269. PERMITS?
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270. "CUSHIONED SHOOTING STANDS, HEATED
BLINDS WITH AUTOMATIC CORN FEEDERS."
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271. THAT'S NOT HUNTING.
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272. THAT'S SHOOTING
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273. OH, THEY... THEY HAVE THAT, TOO.
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274. YOU WANT TO RIDE BIKES WITH ME?
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275. OK.
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276. WHICH BRINGS US TO THE
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277. IRONICALLY NAMED,
BECAUSE THERE'S ACTUALLY 4...
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278. DAD, I THINK I HEAR A DEER.
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279. I'D BETTER GO HAVE A LOOK.
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280. THANKS.
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281. NICE THROW, DAD.
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282. NICE SHOT, SON.
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283. WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM, DON'T WE?
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284. YUP.
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285. THE GRIBBLE DOESN'T
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286. BOBBY!
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287. BOBBY, STOP PLAYING DEAD.
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288. GET UP BEFORE SOMEONE SEES YOU.
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289. WHAT WAS THAT? DAD, IS THAT YOU?
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290. EVERYTHING'S SO DIM.
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291. BOBBY, GET UP.
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292. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
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293. YOU ARE NOT INJURED.
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294. THE GOLD IS BURIED...
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295. IT'S BURIED...
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296. STAND UP.
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297. BOBBY, LOOK WHAT I GOT.
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298. I GOT SHOT IN A HOLDUP.
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299. WHAT?
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300. HE'S FINE, CONNIE.
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301. HE HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION
TO A FRUIT PIE, THAT'S ALL.
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302. THAT'S IT.
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303. HELL, YEAH. LOOK AT THAT BEAUT.
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304. HOW ABOUT THIS KID, HANK?
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305. EXCUSE ME. HOW ABOUT THIS MAN?
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306. LOOK AT ME.
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307. EVERYBODY'S GOT
A DEER AND I DON'T.
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308. EVERYTHING LOOKS SO CHRISTMASSY.
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309. NOW I KNOW HOW
THE JEWISH KIDS FEEL.
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310. BOBBY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO
TRADE IN THAT COWBOY COSTUME
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311. FOR A HUNTING PERMIT?
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312. WHAT? DO YOU MEAN
IT? YOU GOT A PERMIT?
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313. I GOT BETTER THAN A PERMIT.
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314. I GOT LA GRUNTA.
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315. THIS IS FANCY. WHERE
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316. THEY DON'T KEEP THE
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317. GOD! I HOPE THEY DON'T.
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318. HI, I'M BEVERLY LA
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319. CAN I HELP YOU?
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320. UH, WE'RE HERE TO DEER HUNT.
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321. WONDERFUL! THE SHUTTLE
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322. IT'S $400 FOR TWO.
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323. WILL THAT BE CASH OR CREDIT?
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324. $400?
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325. UH, HEY, BOBBY, LOOK
AT ALL THIS OTHER STUFF.
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326. WE COULD GOLF OR
SWIM WITH A DOLPHIN.
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327. CAN I HUNT IT?
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328. UH, IT DOESN'T SAY. HEY, HERE
YOU GO. "MUSEUM OF MINIATURES."
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329. $40 AND WORTH EVERY
PENNY, IF YOU ASK ME.
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330. DON'T GET UPSET, NOW.
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331. I WAS JUST TESTING YOU.
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332. YOU PASSED.
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333. HEY, BOBBY!
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334. LOOK AT MY DEER.
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335. HE SHOT IT ALL BY HIMSELF.
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336. THEY WRAPPED IT
AT THE GIFT SHOP.
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337. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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338. BOY, YOU SAID IT.
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339. NOW, CAREFUL WHEN YOU WALK.
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340. DEER CAN HEAR THE RHYTHMIC
PATTERN OF HUMAN FOOTSTEPS.
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341. GOTCHA!
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342. THERE'S AN OPEN STAND IN
PASTURE 2 WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
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343. THAT'D BE HILL, RIGHT?
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344. I WILL NEVER FORGET
THIS MOMENT, DAD.
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345. IT'S THE GREATEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
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346. WHEN I'M A MAN, DO I
STILL GET MY ALLOWANCE
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347. OR DO I GET UP TO MINIMUM WAGE?
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348. WELL, SON, NOW THAT
YOU'RE GONNA BE A MAN,
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349. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
MORE RESPONSIBILITIES,
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350. AND MAYBE YOU DO DESERVE
A LITTLE MORE EACH WEEK.
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351. YUP.
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352. YUP!
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353. I THINK I'M GONNA SHOOT
THE ONE ON THE LEFT.
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354. WHAT DO YOU THINK, DAD?
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355. UH, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE
TO WHISPER ANYMORE, BOBBY.
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356. SQUEEZE, DON'T PULL.
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357. THIS ISN'T RIGHT, IS IT, DAD?
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358. NO, IT ISN'T, SON.
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359. I'M SORRY, BOBBY.
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360. I GUESS I REALLY LET
YOU DOWN, DIDN'T I?
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361. IT'S OK. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T
MEAN FOR IT TO BE THIS HORRIBLE.
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362. YOU KNOW, THERE'S
PLENTY OF WORSE THINGS
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363. THAN GETTING TO HOLD
ON TO YOUR BOYHOOD
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364. FOR A WHOLE OTHER YEAR.
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365. AND BY HOLDING ON TO
YOUR BOYHOOD, I DON'T MEAN...
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366. I KNOW, DAD. I KNOW.
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367. LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. THIS
GIVES ME AN EXTRA YEAR
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368. TO LEARN FROM THE MAN
I'D MOST LIKE TO BE LIKE
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369. WHEN I FINALLY BECOME A MAN.
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370. DAMN IT, BOBBY!
THIS JUST AIN'T RIGHT.
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371. YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD.
YOU'RE A GOOD SON.
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372. YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS.
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373. I'M GONNA SKIP YOU AHEAD
ONE WHOLE MILESTONE.
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374. I'M GONNA LET YOU
DRIVE MY TRUCK.
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375. WHAT?
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376. YOU HEARD ME. WELL, COME ON.
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377. GRAB SOME WHEEL.
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378. I DON'T BELIEVE
IT! I'M IN YOUR SEAT!
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379. BELIEVE IT, BOBBY.
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380. IT'S REAL, AND IT'S
REALLY HAPPENING.
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381. NOW, YOU GOTTA REACH THE PEDALS.
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382. AND NOW, WE'LL FIX YOUR MIRROR.
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383. OK, START HER UP.
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384. NOW, THAT'S THE GEAR
SHIFT, AND THAT'S THE BRAKE.
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385. AND, WELL, YOU'VE
SEEN THE MOVIES.
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386. YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS. LET'S GO.
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387. KEEP IT STEADY. THAT'S GOOD.
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388. THIS IS SO COOL.
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389. I'M DRIVING THE HELL OUT
OF THIS TRUCK, AREN'T I, DAD?
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390. YOU SURE ARE, SON. YOU SURE ARE.
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391. BRAKE! NO!
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392. OH, NO!
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393. I HIT A DEER WITH YOUR TRUCK.
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394. OH, GOD!
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395. YEAH. YEAH, YOU DID.
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396. AND IT'S A GOOD, CLEAN KILL.
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397. YUP, A GOOD KILL.
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398. OH, THEY'RE HOME.
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399. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, PEGGY.
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400. IT CAME OUT OF THE WOODS,
AND CHARGED RIGHT AT US.
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401. BUT BOBBY TOOK CARE
OF IT. NO PROBLEM.
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402. DIDN'T YOU, BOY?
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403. I MEAN, MAN.
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404. OH, MY SON. MY BIG,
STRONG, NORMAL SON.
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405. NICE GOING, BOBBY.
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406. WOULD YOU LOOK AT
THE RACK ON THAT THING?
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407. MMM-HMM. THERE'S YOUR
SAUSAGE PARTS, RIGHT THERE.
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408. NICE GOING, BOBBY.
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409. WAY TO GO, BOBBY!
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410. YEAH!
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411. I COULDN'T HAVE DONE
IT WITHOUT MY DAD.
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412. YUP.
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413. I'M DRIVING THE HELL
OUT OF THIS TRUCK!
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