1. YUP, I CHANGE MY
OIL EVERY 3,000 MILES
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2. OR WHEN I GET BORED,
WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
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3. I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE.
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4. TOLD YOU, HANK.
LONDON AND FRANCE.
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5. LADYBIRD, NO!
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6. GET OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR.
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7. I PUT THOSE ON HER.
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8. LADYBIRD IS IN HEAT
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9. AND WE ARE OUT OF DOGGY DIAPERS.
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10. PEGGY, HOW COULD
YOU? MY OLD UNDERWEAR?
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11. I DON'T EVEN WEAR THAT ANYMORE.
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12. WELL, SHE WOULDN'T
HAVE TO WEAR ANYTHING
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13. IF YOU SPAYED HER, OR
HIRED SOMEONE TO DO IT.
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14. I CAN'T HAVE HER SPAYED.
I'M GONNA BREED HER
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15. ONE OF THESE DAYS.
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16. SHE'S ALMOST 13 YEARS OLD.
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17. WELL, YOU CAN'T MATE
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18. A PUREBRED BLOODHOUND
WITH JUST ANY OLD DOG.
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19. THAT'D BE THROWING
AWAY 7 GENERATIONS
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20. OF THE FINEST
GEORGIA INBREEDING.
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21. THIS COULD BE
LADYBIRD'S LAST HEAT.
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22. IF YOU DON'T DO
SOMETHING, AND FAST,
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23. SHE IS GONNA SPEND
THE REST OF HER LIFE
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24. CHILDLESS AND LONELY
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25. SULKING ABOUT THE HOUSE
IN SOILED UNDERWEAR.
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26. LIKE BILL.
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27. GET OFF A SHOT, AND I WING HIM!
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28. DANG IF HE DIDN'T KEEP
GOING ANOTHER MILE OR 2.
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29. AIN'T NOTHING KEEPS YOU
SHARP FOR DEER SEASON
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30. LIKE HUNTING HUMANS.
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31. EXCUSE ME, I COULDN'T
HELP READING YOUR LIPS.
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32. THIS HUNTING HUMANS...
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33. DO YOU NEED A LICENSE?
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34. THIS HAT'S MY LICENSE.
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35. ANY MAN WHO SKIPS OUT ON HIS
BAIL CAN BE HUNTED LIKE AN ANIMAL,
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36. ALTHOUGH NOT EATEN.
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37. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SIT THROUGH
A 4-HOUR TRAINING COURSE.
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38. YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A
POORLY-TRAINED, QUASI-LEGAL POLICE FORCE
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39. THAT OPERATES WITH FEW, IF
ANY, GOVERNMENT CONTROLS?
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40. IT'S ABOUT TIME.
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41. BOY, THAT'S SOME
MIGHTY FINE HOUNDS
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42. YOU GOT YOURSELF THERE, BUCK.
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43. THAT'S RIGHT.
CHAMPIONS, ALL OF THEM.
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44. EXCEPT FOR THE DEAF ONE.
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45. YUP, FINE HOUNDS.
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46. MMM-HMM.
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47. UH, MR. STRICKLAND, THERE'S
SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.
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48. UH, YEAH, HANK, I'D
LOVE TO GIVE YOU A RAISE,
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49. BUT THE ACCOUNTING
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50. "BUCK, STOP LETTING THE EMPLOYEES
PUT YOUR LEMONS IN A VICE."
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51. DONNA SAID THAT?
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52. MY HANDS ARE TIED.
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53. UH, SIR, THIS IS
ABOUT MY LADYBIRD.
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54. I FINALLY DECIDED TO BREED HER,
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55. AND I WAS HOPING
ONE OF YOUR STUDS...
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56. ONE OF MY BOYS FINALLY GETS
TO "HOWDY, MA'AM" THE DEBUTANTE.
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57. WELL, YOU KNOW MY TERMS.
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58. $500 THE FIRST SESSION,
$400 EACH ADDITIONAL SESSION
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59. AND, PLEASE, NO
FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.
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60. OK, LET'S ALL SHUT UP, PLEASE.
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61. NOW, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH
TIME, SO LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.
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62. NOW, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH
TIME, SO LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.
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63. IN THE NEXT 4 HOURS, WE'LL FIND
OUT IF YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES
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64. TO WEAR THIS HAT.
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65. LADYBIRD IS GONNA BE A MOMMY.
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66. SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY MOM
AND DAD BROUGHT HER HOME FOR ME
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67. ON ACCOUNT OF ME NOT HAVING ANY
BROTHERS AND SISTERS TO PLAY WITH.
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68. IF I'D BEEN OLD ENOUGH TO TALK,
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69. I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A MONKEY.
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70. BUT I GUESS THINGS
WORKED OUT OK.
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71. THAT'S THEM. IS EVERYTHING...
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72. LADYBIRD HILL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
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73. LUANNE, TAKE OFF HER UNDERWEAR.
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74. I'M HONORED YOU COULD SHARE
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75. LADYBIRD'S SPECIAL
EVENING WITH US, BUCK.
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76. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. LET'S
MAKE SOME HOUND DOG.
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77. I'M LATE FOR A BACHELOR AUCTION.
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78. OK, YOU LEARNED
KICKING DOWN DOORS,
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79. YOU LEARNED MUSTACHES,
MAILMAN SUITS AND OTHER DISGUISES.
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80. DID WE COVER CHOKE
HOLDS AND PEPPER SPRAY?
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81. YES.
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82. AH, GOOD. TAKE YOUR SEAT.
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83. OK, YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO
COMPLETE THE ETHICS EXAM.
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84. GOOD LUCK, AND TRY TO
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85. A, A, B, A, C.
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86. CONGRATULATIONS,
CLASS OF THURSDAY, A.M.
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87. YOU MAY NOW CALL
YOURSELVES "BOUNTY HUNTERS."
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88. HELLO, DR. DOWNS.
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89. HANK. LADYBIRD.
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90. OH, UH,
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91. THIS IS MY WIFE, PEGGY.
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92. I TAKE CARE OF OUR SON.
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93. SO, WHAT'LL IT BE? FLEA DIP?
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94. TARTAR SCRAPE? WORM SHOT?
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95. NOT THIS WEEK. I FINALLY LET
MY LITTLE GIRL START DATING
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96. AND I THINK SHE'S
IN A FAMILY WAY.
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97. AWW, THAT'S SWEET.
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98. LET ME GET A GLOVE
ON AND HAVE A LOOK-SEE.
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99. THIS PLACE GIVES
ME THE DEJA VUS.
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100. IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE
TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
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101. YEAH, I REMEMBER.
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102. SO, DOCTOR, IS SHE
GONNA BE A MOMMY?
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103. HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT
BREAKING YOUR HEARTS?
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104. NO.
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105. OH, GOD!
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106. DAMN.
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107. I HAVE YOUR TEST RESULTS.
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108. PEGGY...
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109. I KNEW IT, I'LL NEVER
GET PREGNANT.
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110. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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111. PEGGY, NO, THIS
IS NOT YOUR FAULT.
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112. HE'S RIGHT, MRS. HILL.
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113. THERE'S NO POINT IN
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114. IT'S HANK'S FAULT.
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115. WHAT?
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116. YOU WERE BORN WITH
A NARROW URETHRA
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117. AND YEARS OF CHRONIC TENSION
HAVE ONLY MADE IT WORSE.
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118. I REALLY DON'T THINK
YOU'LL EVER HAVE CHILDREN.
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119. BUT... BUT TH-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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120. THE LAB REPORTS CONFIRM IT.
ALTHOUGH I SUSPECTED AS MUCH
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121. WHEN IT TOOK YOU 30 MINUTES
TO PRODUCE A URINE SAMPLE.
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122. YOU WANT IT DONE IT QUICK,
OR YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT?
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123. HANK, PLEASE CALM DOWN.
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124. YOUR URETHRA WILL DISAPPEAR.
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125. ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?
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126. FOR STARTERS, WE CAN
TRANSITION YOU TO BOXER SHORTS.
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127. OR... OR IF THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE,
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128. I CAN PRESCRIBE A SPECIFIC
SERIES OF SEXUAL TECHNIQUES.
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129. A SERIES?
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130. ARE YOU SUGGESTING
I BREAK THE LAW?
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131. OH, HANK, PLEASE. HE'S
JUST TRYING TO HELP US.
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132. NOW, I SAW SOMETHING ON THE NEWS
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133. ABOUT A PROCEDURE
CALLED IN VITRO FERTILIZATION.
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134. THEY MIX YOUR BOYS WITH
ONE OF MY LADIES IN A TEST TUBE.
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135. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?
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136. NO, IT'S TERRIBLE!
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137. IT'S SCIENCE RUN AMUCK.
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138. OH, HANK...
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139. IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE, MR. HILL.
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140. THEY'VE TESTED IT ON ANIMALS.
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141. COULDN'T WE JUST TRY IT?
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142. NO. IT'S WRONG ON HUMANS
AND IT'S WRONG ON ANIMALS.
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143. I'M SORRY, PEGGY. I KNOW
YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED,
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144. BUT THAT'S JUST
HOW I WAS RAISED.
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145. BY MY MOTHER AND
FATHER, NOT A TEST TUBE.
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146. SO, IS LADYBIRD
GOING TO BE A MOMMY?
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147. SORRY, HANK.
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148. MR. STRICKLAND
BETTER REFUND OUR $500.
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149. I KNEW THAT STUD WAS NO GOOD.
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150. HE WOULDN'T EVEN
LOOK HER IN THE EYE.
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151. IT AIN'T THE STUD'S
FAULT. IT'S LADYBIRD'S.
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152. I'M AFRAID SHE'S GOT
A NARROW UTERUS.
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153. OH, NO!
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154. SO, SHE CAN'T HAVE PUPPIES?
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155. WELL, STRANGER THINGS HAVE
HAPPENED, BUT NO, SHE CAN'T.
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156. GO GET IT.
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157. I KNOW IT HURTS, LADYBIRD.
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158. I'VE BEEN THERE MYSELF.
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159. I JUST WISH I COULD
SCOOP UP YOUR PAIN
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160. IN A LITTLE PLASTIC
BAG AND THROW IT OUT.
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161. HEY, GET OFF HER.
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162. UH, FORGET IT.
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
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163. BUDDY, NO. DOWN.
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164. I'M SO SORRY.
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165. HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
NO HARM, NO FOUL.
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166. SEE, THE THING IS, MY
LADYBIRD HAS A NARROW UTERUS.
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167. THE VET SAID SHE WILL NEVER KNOW
THE PLEASURES OF MOTHERHOOD.
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168. IN FACT...
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169. UH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T
MEAN TO BURDEN YOU.
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170. NOT AT ALL. WE WERE IN THE SAME
SITUATION WITH BUDDY'S MOTHER.
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171. TURNS OUT THERE'S ALL
SORTS OF THINGS YOU CAN DO.
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172. THERE ARE? LIKE WHAT?
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173. DIET, HORMONES.
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174. BODY WORK.
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175. SURGERY. THERE'S A
WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE.
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176. WOW, I... I WANT TO
KNOW EVERYTHING.
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177. DO YOU AND YOUR BROTHER
HAVE TIME TO GRAB A BEER?
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178. UH...
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179. SURE, I KNOW JUST THE PLACE.
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180. ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON
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181. AND ATTEMPTED MURDER
OF A POLICE OFFICER.
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182. HE'S BEEN ON THE
RUN ABOUT 2 DAYS.
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183. ME, RIGHT HERE, I'LL TAKE IT.
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184. EXCUSE ME. I HAD
MY HAND UP FIRST.
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185. WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING ALL
THE CASES TO THESE OTHER GUYS?
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186. BECAUSE THEY'RE EXPERIENCED
PROFESSIONAL BOUNTY HUNTERS.
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187. YOU'RE SOME DELUDED BUG
SPRAYER WHO TOOK A 4-HOUR COURSE,
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188. LEARNED A FEW CHOKE
HOLDS, AND GOT A HAT.
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189. HMM...
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190. YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH MY
CREDENTIALS, YET YOU STILL REFUSE
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191. TO GIVE ME A CASE.
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192. IF IT'LL SHUT YOU UP, THE FUGITIVE'S
NAME IS JAMES "JIMMY" HELSTROM,
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193. A.K.A. JIM HELSTROM.
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194. WANTED FOR UNPAID
PARKING TICKETS.
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195. THE HUNT IS ON.
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196. 100.7.
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197. WOW, IT'S HOT IN A DOG'S HEAD.
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198. OH, I LOVE THE BLOOPERS.
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199. THE PRACTICAL
JOKES, NOT SO MUCH.
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200. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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201. I'M CHARTING
LADYBIRD'S TEMPERATURE.
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202. I'M GONNA PINPOINT THE EXACT
PERFECT MOMENT FOR HER TO MATE.
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203. GIVE ME THAT!
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204. HANK, THAT THERMOMETER'S
FOR COMPANY, YOU KNOW THAT.
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205. B-BUT I WAS USING IT.
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206. WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY.
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207. THE DOCTOR SAID LADYBIRD
CANNOT GET PREGNANT.
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208. I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT THEN I MET
SOME MEN, WE WENT TO A BAR,
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209. AND BEFORE IT ALL
WENT HORRIBLY WRONG,
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210. THEY TOLD ME A BUNCH OF THINGS
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211. I CAN DO TO GET
LADYBIRD PREGNANT.
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212. 100.4. SHE'S READY FOR A STUD.
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213. PEGGY, QUICK, CALL
BUCK STRICKLAND.
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215. JUST PRESS "PEGGY'S MOTHER."
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216. ARLEN FLORIST.
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217. I'VE GOT SOME LONG-STEMMED
ROSES FOR JIMMY HELSTROM.
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218. WHAT THE "H" ARE YOU DOING?
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219. IT'S CALLED THE
TELLINGTON TOUCH.
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220. IT'S A BODY-AWARENESS TECHNIQUE.
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221. ALL THE TOP FERTILITY
EXPERTS SWEAR BY IT.
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222. MY GRANDMOTHER
QUILTED THAT BLANKET.
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223. PEGGY, NO! I CAN'T
MOVE HER FOR 2 HOURS.
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224. SHE JUST MATED.
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225. JUST GIVE ME THE
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226. THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART ME,
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227. DID YOU, J. HELSTROM?
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228. LADYBIRD!
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229. HEY, BOBBY, COME STAND WITH ME.
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230. OK.
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231. YOU KNOW, I JUST...
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232. I DON'T LIKE TO DRINK ALONE.
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233. SO, HOW'S SCHOOL?
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234. FINE.
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235. THAT'S NICE.
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236. FRIENDS?
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237. YEAH.
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238. AH.
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239. UH...
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240. I GOTTA GIVE LADYBIRD
HER HORMONE BISCUIT.
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241. LET ME SEE THAT.
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242. SEE, LADYBIRD IS
GONNA BE A MOMMY,
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243. AND WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A PUPPY AGAIN,
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244. JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS 1 YEAR OLD
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245. AND MY PARENTS GOT ME LADYBIRD.
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246. BOY, THAT SURE IS A CUTE STORY.
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247. BUT YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
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248. YOUR PARENTS HAD THAT DOG A
WHOLE YEAR BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG.
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249. WHAT? OH, YEAH.
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250. AS I RECALL, YOUR MAMA WAS
HAVING TROUBLE GETTING PREGNANT
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251. ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR
DADDY'S NARROW DOOHICKEY.
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252. AND EVENTUALLY,
WELL, THEY JUST GAVE UP
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253. ON EVER HAVING A
CHILD OF THEIR OWN
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254. AND THEY DID THE
NEXT BEST THING.
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255. MMM.
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256. OH.
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257. OH, HANK, THANK
YOU. SHE'S PERFECT.
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258. AAH!
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259. YEAH.
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260. YEAH.
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261. HEY, HEY!
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262. THEY GAVE UP ON HAVING
A CHILD OF THEIR OWN,
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263. BUT HERE I AM. A CHILD.
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264. A CHILD DOESN'T JUST
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265. MR. DAUTERIVE, WAS I ADOPTED?
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266. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, BOBBY,
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267. IF YOU GET ME SOME
MORE OF THESE COOKIES.
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268. BUT THOSE ARE DOG
HORMONE BISCUITS.
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269. AND THAT'S THE LAST ONE.
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270. AND THEY'RE FROM A SPECIAL
STORE, AND IT'S 2 MILES AWAY.
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271. WELL, SORRY, BOBBY,
THAT'S THE DEAL.
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272. UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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273. OUTSTANDING! WE'LL
TAKE THE NEXT FLIGHT OUT.
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274. NO, GOD BLESS YOU, DOCTOR.
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275. WE DID IT, PEGGY.
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276. LADYBIRD'S BEEN ACCEPTED INTO
AN IN VITRO FERTILIZATION PROGRAM
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277. UP AT MICHIGAN STATE.
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278. IN VITRO? WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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279. TEST-TUBE PUPPIES.
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280. THEY'RE USING THIS NEW
EXPERIMENTAL FERTILITY DRUG.
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281. I FIGURE IF IT'S SAFE ENOUGH
FOR HUMANS IN FRANCE,
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282. IT'S PROBABLY SAFE ENOUGH
FOR DOGS IN AMERICA.
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283. HANK HILL, IF YOU ARE
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284. TO MICHIGAN TO GET HER PREGNANT,
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285. DO NOT BOTHER BUYING
A ROUNDTRIP TICKET.
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286. RELAX, PEGGY, I DON'T
HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING.
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287. UH,
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288. CAN I HAVE YOUR
FREQUENT FLIER NUMBER?
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289. BUT I NEED THOSE MILES TO GET TO
MY GREAT-AUNT'S FUNERAL NEXT YEAR.
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290. FINE! GO!
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291. JUST DO NOT EXPECT ME TO
BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK!
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292. MOM, CAN I STAY
WITH YOU FOR A FEW...
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293. OH, I'M SORRY, MR. STRICKLAND.
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294. GREAT NEWS, LADYBIRD.
WE'RE GOING TO...
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295. OH, MY GOD.
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296. LET'S GET ONE THING
STRAIGHT, LADYBIRD.
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297. YOU WORK FOR ME.
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298. OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE.
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299. LADYBIRD'S GONE.
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300. WHAT HAPPENED?
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301. I DON'T KNOW.
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302. MAYBE YOU LEFT HER PEN OPEN.
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303. BY MISTAKE, OF COURSE,
AND SHE RAN AWAY.
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304. WHAT? YOU'RE BLAMING ME?
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305. I WOULD HAVE TO BE
PRETTY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE
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306. TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
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307. AND SPIT IN YOUR COFFEE
EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK.
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308. WAIT... WAIT A MINUTE.
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309. "RECEIPT FROM DALE
GRIBBLE, BOUNTY HUNTER.
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310. ONE DOG.
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311. NAB FUGITIVE AT 27
WHISTLER TERRACE.
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312. DALE GRIBBLE, BOUNTY HUNTER."
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313. DAMN IT, DALE.
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314. OK, GRIBBLE, THIS IS IT.
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315. 2 DAYS AND 4 HOURS AGO, YOU WERE
AN UNTRAINED, UNTESTED NO-HAT.
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316. NOW LOOK AT YOU.
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317. FREEZE! BOUNTY HUNTER.
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318. FREEZE! BOUNTY HUNTER.
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319. FREEZE!
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320. WHAT DO I WANT? A LEFT, A RIGHT?
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321. AH, I WISH LADYBIRD WERE HERE.
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322. SHE DOESN'T NEED A MAP.
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323. WELL, THAT IS IT.
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324. I AM SICK OF YOU ACTING LIKE
YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT DOG
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325. THAN YOU DO ABOUT
ME, YOUR HUMAN WIFE!
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326. WHAT?
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327. I DON'T CARE MORE ABOUT...
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328. OH, NO, LADYBIRD!
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329. SHE'S GONNA DEHYDRATE IN THERE.
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330. BETWEEN THIS SUN AND THE
INCREDIBLE AIRTIGHT CONSTRUCTION
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331. OF AN AMERICAN-MADE TRUCK, I'D
SAY SHE'S GOT ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
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332. I'M GOING IN.
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333. ARE YOU LOCO?
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334. AS SOON AS YOU
STEP FOOT OUT THERE,
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335. THOSE ATTACK DOGS WILL
ATTACK YOU TO SHREDS.
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336. I BET IF I WERE STUCK IN A TRUCK,
YOU WOULD LEAVE ME THERE.
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337. PEGGY, HOW WOULD YOU
EVER GET STUCK IN A TRUCK?
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338. I DON'T KNOW.
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339. THE HANDLE COULD BREAK OFF.
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340. THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
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341. ALL WEEK I HAVE WATCHED
YOU JUMP THROUGH HOOPS
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342. TRYING TO GET LADYBIRD PREGNANT.
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343. AND YOU NEVER JUMPED
THROUGH ANY HOOPS FOR ME.
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344. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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345. WELL, YOU NEVER PUT A
THERMOMETER IN MY EAR.
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346. OF COURSE NOT. WHY WOULD I?
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347. OH, SEE? YOU ADMIT
YOU LOVE HER MORE.
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348. THAT'S CRAZY.
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349. I DIDN'T DO ALL THAT
THERMOMETER STUFF WITH YOU
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350. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WHERE'S THE ROMANCE?
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351. WITH LADYBIRD IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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352. SHE'S ONLY A DOG.
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353. SHE'S NOT MY WIFE.
YOU'RE MY WIFE.
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354. WELL, I KNOW, IT'S JUST...
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355. SOMETIMES A WOMAN
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356. WHY WOULD YOU BE
JEALOUS OF LADYBIRD?
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357. YOU DON'T WANT TO
GET PREGNANT, DO YOU?
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358. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.
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359. I THINK I'D RATHER HAVE ANOTHER
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360. ME, TOO.
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361. THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET LADYBIRD PREGNANT.
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362. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE
MEN IN THAT BAR TOLD YOU,
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363. BUT THAT IS NOT
HOW YOU HAVE A BABY.
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364. I KNOW THAT, BUT...
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365. REMEMBER WHEN WE
FIRST GOT LADYBIRD?
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366. I ALWAYS KIND OF BELIEVED
THAT PLAYING WITH THAT PUPPY
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367. WAS THE ONE THING THAT
FINALLY RELAXED ME AND MY URE...
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368. WELL, ME, ENOUGH
FOR US TO HAVE A BABY.
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369. I JUST THOUGHT IF WE HAD
ANOTHER PUPPY IN THE HOUSE,
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370. UH, YOU KNOW...
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371. OH, HANK.
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372. OH!
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373. HANG IN THERE,
LADYBIRD. MAMA'S COMING.
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374. EASY.
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375. EASY.
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376. I'M COOL, MAN.
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377. EASY.
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378. EASY.
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379. BE CAREFUL, HANK. 9 TIMES OUT OF
10, THEY GO RIGHT FOR THE CROTCH.
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380. AND I SEE 10 DOGS OUT THERE.
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381. COME ON, GIRL. COME
ON. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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382. SHAKE HANDS. SHAKE HANDS.
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383. THAT'S IT. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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384. WHY ARE YOUR ARMS
SHAKING, MR. BOUNTY HUNTER,
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385. IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
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386. GETTING TIRED?
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387. YES, VERY TIRED.
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388. NICE HAT.
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389. BACK AT YOU.
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390. JUMP, LADYBIRD. JUMP.
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391. GOOD GIRL.
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392. OK, LET'S GET THE
HELL OUT OF HERE!
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393. SEAT BELTS, PLEASE.
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394. HERE YOU GO, MR. DAUTERIVE.
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395. ONLY 8?
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396. THOSE COST $26.
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397. OK, BOBBY. ASK YOUR QUESTION.
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398. MR. DAUTERIVE, AM I ADOPTED?
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399. NO.
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400. NOW, I'LL TELL YOU
YOUR MIDDLE NAME
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401. IF YOU GET ME A GLASS OF MILK.
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402. OK.
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403. OH!
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404. MORE SPAGHETTIOS?
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