King of the Hill 3x23

Directed by Cyndi Tang-Loveland

David Herman as Buckley (voice) • Jennifer Coolidge as Miss Kremzer (voice) • Dawnn Lewis as Sharona Johnson (voice)

While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley's old trampoline. It's Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was hallucinating after using too many hair-dying chemicals, but Hank's friends come to believe in the existence of Buckley's Angel. But Luanne finds that Buckley isn't much more help to her as an angel than he was when he was alive.

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1. HERE'S $300 CASH

2. FOR MY NEXT SEMESTER, MS. KREMZER.

3. COUNT IT— IT'S ALL THERE.

4. MM-HMM...

5. WELL, THERE'S STILL AN INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED

6. HAIR-DYEING EXAM COMING UP, PLATTER.

7. YOU'VE GOT TO PASS THAT

8. TO EVEN QUALIFY FOR THE FINAL SEMESTER.

9. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, MS. KREMZER.

10. YEAH, SURE.

11. LOOK, IT'S LUANNE.

12. IT SURE HAS BEEN A HARD YEAR FOR YOU, LUANNE,

13. WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND BLOWING UP AND LOSING ALL YOUR HAIR

14. AND BEING ON ACADEMIC PROBATION

15. BUT YOU KNOW, IF YOU PASS THIS LAST EXAM

16. IT'LL TURN EVERYTHING AROUND.

17. SAD.

18. VERY SAD.

19. WHAT IS KAHN THINKING?

20. HE BOUGHT THE BEST TRAMPOLINE

21. OF BUCKLEY'S ESTATE

22. AND HE'S LETTING IT GO TO POT.

23. MAYBE WE OUGHT TO TALK TO KAHN.

24. THIS IS A FIX-IT OPPORTUNITY

25. THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES.

26. HEY, I KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO.

27. BILL, REMEMBER WHEN WE GOT YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH

28. BY SAYING YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW?

29. YEAH...

30. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

31. THAT'LL NEVER WORK.

32. YES, IT WILL.

33. GOTCHA!

34. I JUST TOOK A TEST LAST SEMESTER

35. AND NOW I'VE GOT ANOTHER TEST.

36. IT'S NOT FAIR.

37. HOW OFTEN IN REAL LIFE ARE YOU TESTED?

38. UH, YEAH— OKAY, THEN.

39. THE GIRLS AT BEAUTY ACADEMY ARE SO MEAN!

40. THEY ARE MEAN.

41. YOU MADE YOUR POINT, BILL.

42. WELL, IF YOU GUYS ARE HERE

43. WHO'S GUARDING TRASH CANS IN ALLEY?

44. SAY, KAHN, WE WERE JUST THINKING...

45. WE DON'T WANT TO FIX YOUR TRAMPOLINE.

46. I DO.

47. BILL! WHAT?

48. DALE. GAH!

49. OH...!

50. NOW I GET IT.

51. YOU REDNECKS WANT TO FIX MY TRAMPOLINE

52. BUT WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?

53. WELL, UH...

54. YOU MOW MY LAWN FOR TWO MONTHS.

55. ALL RIGHT.

56. PLAYED HIM LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE.

57. EXCELLENT, SHARONA.

58. IF I DIDN'T KNOW

59. THAT TAIL WAS ATTACHED TO A HORSE'S REAR END

60. I'D SWEAR IT WAS CHER'S.

61. THANK YOU, MISS KREMZER.

62. OH, VERY GOOD.

63. EXCELLENT HIGHLIGHTS.

64. LUANNE PLATTER.

65. IT'S NOT FAIR— MY CUSTOMER KEPT SWATTING FLIES.

66. STEP AWAY FROM THE HORSE.

67. HM, CHER'S HAIR IS FAKE ANYHOW.

68. I AM TOO GOING TO PASS THAT TEST.

69. WHIP OUT THOSE PLANS. LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

70. I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY

71. OF DRAWING UP SOME SCHEMATICS.

72. NOW, HERE'S THE TRAMPOLINE THAT IS

73. AND HERE IS THE TRAMPOLINE THAT COULD BE.

74. UH-OH.

75. I'M ON IT.

76. HEY, LUANNE, UH...

77. YOU LOOK PRETTY TODAY.

78. RIGHT GUYS?

79. BUCKLEY.

80. THIS WAS BUCKLEY'S TRAMPOLINE.

81. IT WAS HIS FAVORITE ONE.

82. HE NAMED IT NUMBER ONE.

83. ALL RIGHT, WHERE WERE WE?

84. WELL, SOME PEOPLE SAY IT'S TOO BAD BUCKLEY'S DEAD

85. BUT I SAY THIS TRAMPOLINE SURE IS GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL.

86. YEP. GOOD NIGHT.

87. NIGHT, HANK.

88. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

89. GOOD NIGHT, MAN.

90. BILL.

91. WHO ARE YOU?

92. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

93. WELL, WHAT?

94. CHICKEN-BUTT.

95. BUCKLEY!

96. HEY.

97. PSYCHE.

98. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BEING DEAD?

99. ARE YOU AN ANGEL?

100. DON'T WEAR IT OUT.

101. YOU ARE AN ANGEL.

102. UNLESS YOU'RE JUST A HALLUCINOGEN OF MY MIND.

103. IF YOU'RE REALLY BUCKLEY'S ANGEL

104. THEN TELL ME SOMETHING

105. ONLY THE REAL BUCKLEY WOULD KNOW.

106. UH, YOU HAVE A BIRTHMARK ON YOUR BUTT

107. THE SHAPE OF A HONDA KEY.

108. YOU ARE A REAL ANGEL.

109. LUANNE, YOU LOOK POSITIVELY RADIANT THIS MORNING.

110. YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT, ARE YOU?

111. MM, DISREGARD.

112. ALL RIGHT.

113. SAUSAGE.

114. ALL RIGHT, SAUSAGE.

115. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

116. LAST NIGHT, I HAD A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.

117. IX-NAY, IX-NAY.

118. OBBY-BAY TOO-YAY OUNG-YAY.

119. LAST NIGHT, I WAS VISITED BY AN ANGEL—

120. BUCKLEY'S ANGEL.

121. COOL.

122. MM-HMM, HE WAS ON THE TRAMPOLINE

123. AND HE SAID TO TELL Y'ALL "HEY."

124. I THINK SOMEONE'S BEEN STUDYING A LITTLE TOO HARD

125. FOR HER BEAUTY SCHOOL TEST.

126. PROBABLY SHARONA JOHNSON.

127. SHE'S ALWAYS STUDYING— IT'S NOT FAIR.

128. ANYWAYS, BUCKLEY'S ANGEL AND ME JUMPED SOME AND THEN, UM...

129. MOSTLY WE JUST JUMPED

130. BUT I FEEL BETTER JUST KNOWING HE'S OKAY.

131. AN ANGEL.

132. ALL RIGHT.

133. SHE HAS GIVEN ME THE HEEBIEST OF JEEBIES.

134. THE ANGEL PART, SURE

135. BUT THE WHOLE NOT CRYING THING?

136. I LIKE THAT.

137. I LIKE THAT A LOT.

138. I TOLD HER USE PROPER VENTILATION

139. AROUND THOSE HAIR CHEMICALS.

140. SHE'S PROBABLY JUST STRESSED OUT, PEGGY,

141. BUT IF THIS HELPS HER

142. LET HER THINK WHATEVER SHE WANTS.

143. SHE SEES BUCKLEY'S ANGEL.

144. NOLAN RYAN SAW HIS ARM AS A ROCKET LAUNCHER

145. AND THE CATCHER'S MITT AS SADDAM HUSSEIN.

146. DON'T MESS WITH A GOOD THING, PEGGY.

147. JUST BE COOL.

148. I'M COOL.

149. SO, LUANNE, UH... THIS ANGEL CERTAINLY SEEMS TO HAVE MADE YOU HAPPY.

150. OH, YES.

151. I THINK THAT IT'S A SIGN THAT GOD IS...

152. SURE, SURE, RIGHT— GOD.

153. I'LL BET GOD SENT YOU THIS GUARDIAN ANGEL.

154. THIS STAND-ON-YOUR-OWN-TWO-FEET ANGEL.

155. AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM FROM NOW ON

156. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY

157. BECAUSE BUCKLEY'S ANGEL WILL HELP YOU THROUGH YOUR TESTS

158. OR MAYBE FIND AN APARTMENT OR WHATEVER.

159. OOH.

160. MY GUARDIAN ANGEL.

161. YEP...

162. FIND AN APARTMENT.

163. RED ALERT, RED ALERT.

164. HEY, BOOMHAUER AND MISTER DAUTERIVE AND MISTER GRIBBLE.

165. WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL WAS THAT?

166. LUANNE CLAIMS SHE SAW BUCKLEY'S ANGEL

167. LAST NIGHT ON THE TRAMPOLINE.

168. I CONVINCED HER IT WAS HER GUARDIAN ANGEL

169. AND NOW SHE'S ON AN EVEN KEEL.

170. I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THIS YEARS AGO.

171. IT'S LIKE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND I NEVER HAVE TO MEET.

172. AHH...

173. HEY, LOOK

174. IT'S LUANNE, WALKING HER BOOK.

175. I'M NOT WALKING MY BOOK.

176. I'M WAITING FOR MY GUARDIAN ANGEL.

177. BUCKLEY HAS COME BACK FROM THE DEAD

178. TO BOUNCE ON HIS TRAMPOLINE AND HELP ME WITH MY EXAM.

179. DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?

180. YOU'RE CRAZY.

181. I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR MYSELF.

182. BUCKLEY'S ANGEL HEARS MYSELF.

183. WELL, YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL THE HAIR DYE TEST AND FLUNK OUT OF BEAUTY SCHOOL

184. AND HAVE TO WORK AT THE MALL AT THE PRETZEL PLACE

185. AND WE'LL ALL BE FAMOUS HAIRDRESSERS

186. AND WE'LL ALL BE ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE MALL

187. WORKING ON THE PEOPLE'S HAIR

188. WHO EAT PRETZELS AT THE PRETZEL PLACE.

189. WELL, I'LL JUST SPIT ON YOUR PRETZELS, AND...

190. NO, THAT'S OKAY.

191. I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL NOW.

192. EW!

193. BUCKLEY'S ANGEL,

194. CAN YOU PLEASE MELT SHARONA JOHNSON'S FACE?

195. OH, AND HELP ME PASS MY TEST?

196. BUCKLEY'S ANGEL?

197. BUCKLEY'S ANGEL?

198. OKAY, LET'S GET TO IT. WHAT'S THIS? A NOTE?

199. OH! TH-THAT'S NOBODY'S. HANK, GIVE IT BACK.

200. "DEAR BUCKLEY'S ANGEL,

201. "BRING ME A WOMAN.

202. "ANY WOMAN.

203. LOVE, BILL F. de la T. DAUTERIVE."

204. NOW, NOW, THAT'S BETWEEN ME

205. AND BUCKLEY'S ANGEL.

206. THERE IS NO BUCKLEY'S ANGEL.

207. THERE WAS BARELY A BUCKLEY.

208. THAT GREASEBALL COULDN'T FIND A HAMMER IN THE MEGA LO MART.

209. HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY FIND YOU A WOMAN?

210. YOU HAVE YOUR GODS, AND I HAVE MINE.

211. BILL, SHUT UP.

212. DALE, LIFT YOUR END.

213. IT'S A SIGN!

214. WE'VE BEEN PLAYING GOD WITH BUCKLEY'S TRAMPOLINE

215. NOW GOD IS PLAYING GOD WITH US.

216. AND HE'S A LOT BETTER AT IT.

217. I REFUSE TO TOUCH THIS PORTHOLE TO HELL.

218. LOOK, WE GOT A PROJECT GOING ON

219. AND BOOMHAUER AND I ARE THE ONLY SANE ONES AROUND HERE.

220. I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

221. YOU KNOW, HAD A NOTHING

222. BUT TIME A LITTLE OFF, MAN

223. I BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR HOURS, MAN

224. AND BUCKLEY WALK UP AND JUST TOUCH THE HOOD.

225. JUST TOUCHES THE HOOD, MAN.

226. THAT DODGE WAS HEALED, MAN.

227. "YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH

228. THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH"

229. MAN, I DON'T TAKE NO...

230. I AM THIS CLOSE TO FIXING

231. THE TRAMPOLINE MYSELF.

232. NO, NO, NO— DON'T TOUCH IT

233. OR THE ANGEL WON'T COME BACK

234. AND I'LL BE ALONE FOREVER.

235. HOO-WEE.

236. IT IS A HOT ONE, TODAY, HUH?

237. SO... MINH...

238. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY RELIGIOUS VISIONS?

239. THIS ABOUT BUCKLEY'S ANGEL, HUH, PEGGY HILL?

240. YOU KNOW?

241. NOT TOO MUCH HAPPEN IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.

242. WHEN SOMEONE COMES BACK FROM DEAD, IT GETS AROUND.

243. I MEAN, LUANNE IS CLEARLY CRAZY.

244. IF IT WAS A TRUE RELIGIOUS VISION

245. WHY WOULD IT COME TO HER?

246. I WAS HOME.

247. UH-HUH.

248. I MEAN, I HAVE HAD MY CLOSE CALLS.

249. ONE TIME, I HEARD A VOICE SAY, "JESUS IS LOVE" RIGHT IN MY EAR

250. BUT THEN, WHEN I TURNED OFF THE HAIR DRYER IT WAS SUDDENLY GONE.

251. AMEN.

252. AMEN. AMEN.

253. RUN, HANK!

254. PORTHOLE TO HELL!

255. LUANNE'S GOT EVERYBODY

256. GOING ANGEL CRAZY, PEGGY.

257. OH, DON'T TELL ME

258. YOU'RE HEARING "JESUS IS LOVE" AGAIN.

259. JESUS IS LOVE.

260. SO, STUDYING FOR YOUR BIG, UH... HAIR TEST?

261. WELL, I'M WAITING FOR BUCKLEY'S ANGEL.

262. I THOUGHT WE MIGHT DO FLASH CARDS.

263. YEAH. OKAY.

264. WELL, I'M SURE, WITH HIS HELP, YOU'LL DO JUST FINE.

265. YOU'LL PASS THE TEST AND HE'LL HAVE FINISHED HIS GOOD DEED

266. AND THERE'LL BE NO NEED FOR HIM TO COME BACK TO EARTH AGAIN.

267. AND IF YOU DO SEE BUCKLEY'S ANGEL AGAIN

268. IT'LL ACTUALLY BE AN EVIL ANGEL OF DEATH.

269. I DIDN'T MAKE UP THE RULES.

270. IT'S IN THE BIBLE.

271. GOOD LUCK, NOW.

272. WHERE IS HE?

273. BUCKLEY ALWAYS DID THIS TO ME.

274. ONE TIME, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE COLOR ME BADD

275. AND HE NEVER SHOWED UP.

276. I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT CONCERT ALL WEEK

277. AND WHEN I TOLD HIM

278. HE JUST SAID, "CHICKEN BEAK."

279. HE BETTER NOT BE GUARDIANING SOME OTHER GIRL.

280. MAYBE I SHOULD DROP OUT OF BEAUTY SCHOOL, AUNT PEGGY.

281. WHAT? LUANNE, YOU HAVE WANTED TO GO TO BEAUTY SCHOOL SINCE YOU WERE SIX.

282. YOU HAVE WANTED TO GRADUATE BEAUTY SCHOOL SINCE YOU WERE 12.

283. IF YOU GIVE UP ON SCHOOL, HONEY, YOU ARE GIVING UP ON YOUR DREAMS.

284. "EDUCATION IS THE SLEEPING PILL THAT MAKES DREAMS HAPPEN."

285. PEGGY HILL.

286. BUT SCHOOL IS HARD.

287. I SHOULD JUST GIVE UP AND SELL PRETZELS.

288. UH-UH.

289. NOW YOU HAVE TO REACH DEEP INSIDE YOURSELF

290. AND STOP DEPENDING ON YOUR UNCLE OR YOUR BOYFRIEND

291. OR YOUR BOYFRIEND'S ANGEL.

292. THIS TIME, IT IS ALL UP TO YOU.

293. BUCKLEY'S ANGEL HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES.

294. I'LL DO IT.

295. YOU'LL HELP ME, RIGHT?

296. OF COURSE.

297. I DON'T WHY YOU DIDN'T COME, BUCKLEY'S ANGEL.

298. IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF TEST

299. I'LL HAVE TO TAKE A MAKEUP TEST

300. BECAUSE I HAVE A MAKEUP AND A HAIR TEST THIS MORNING.

301. HEY.

302. OH, YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP.

303. THANK YOU, BUCKLEY'S ANGEL.

304. THANK YOU.

305. UH-HUH. YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL THE TEST.

306. WHAT?

307. YEAH, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM JESUS.

308. SOMETHING ABOUT HOW YOU SUCK AT BEAUTY SCHOOL

309. EXCEPT WORDED NICER.

310. UH, HERE... UH...

311. "LUANNE, YOU REALLY SUCK AT BEAUTY SCHOOL.

312. "DROP OUT.

313. LOVE, JESUS."

314. HUH. HE UNDERLINED "REALLY."

315. I GUESS IT WASN'T NICER.

316. I THOUGHT ANGELS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD.

317. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE ANGEL, BUCKLEY.

318. I WISH YOU NEVER DIED.

319. HEY, JESUS SAID IT, NOT ME.

320. YOU ARE MEAN.

321. JUST LIKE WHEN YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND.

322. BUT I HAVE FAITH IN ME

323. AND I AM NOT GOING TO BE TRAILER TRASH.

324. I'M GOING TO GRADUATE AND I'M GOING TO DO MAKEUPS

325. AND I'M GOING TO HAVE THE BIGGEST TRUCK IN HOLLYWOOD!

326. JESUS SAYS YOU'RE MEANT FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

327. HE CAN'T SAY WHAT.

328. WELL, Y'ALL ARE WRONG. I'M MEANT FOR BEAUTY SCHOOL.

329. NUH-UH. UH-HUH.

330. NUH-UH. UH-HUH!

331. NUH-UH! YES!

332. BAIL!

333. OH, MY GOSH. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

334. I THINK I'M OKAY.

335. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT STUDYING

336. AND... AND I WAS SO TIRED.

337. AND I WAS DRIVING AND NOW I'M...

338. DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?

339. YES, VERY MUCH.

340. OH, LOOK— I LOOK TERRIBLE.

341. AND I HAVE TO TAKE A TEST.

342. SO?

343. LOOKS ARE TEN PERCENT OF THE GRADE.

344. LOOKS? WELL, WHAT CLASS ARE YOU TAKING?

345. I BET IT'S STATISTICS WITH PROFESSOR RUTLEDGE.

346. HE'S SUCH A PIG.

347. NO, IT'S HAIR COLORING

348. WITH MS. KREM...

349. WAIT... WAIT... YOU THOUGHT

350. THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL WITH YOU?

351. IN COLLEGE?

352. YEAH, WHY NOT?

353. YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?

354. YEAH, 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT TO GO WATCH SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

355. FOR OUR AMERICAN CULTURES CLASS.

356. YEAH, I'M OKAY.

357. WELL, GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TEST.

358. HEY, LUANNE, WHERE'S YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL?

359. PARKING THE CAR?

360. ALL RIGHT, LET'S BEGIN.

361. GLOVES ON.

362. SO, UH...

363. ANY ANGEL SIGHTINGS THIS EVENING?

364. NO, NOT YET.

365. OOPS.

366. WELL, NOW, WHAT'S THIS?

367. HUH. IT'S A LETTER.

368. "FROM THE DESK OF BUCKLEY'S ANGEL."

369. LET'S SEE HERE—

370. "DEAR BILL, BOOMHAUER AND DALE...

371. "I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO FIND A WOMAN FOR BILL.

372. "ANY WOMAN.

373. "OR A CRANKSHAFT FROM A 1968 DODGE.

374. "AND THE PORTHOLE TO HELL IS ACTUALLY LOCATED

375. "IN HANK'S GARAGE, NEAR ALL OF HIS TOOLS

376. "WHICH SHOULD BE AVOIDED BY ANYONE

377. AFRAID OF THE PORTHOLE TO HELL."

378. WELL, THAT'S THAT.

379. GOOD-BYE, BUCKLEY'S ANGEL.

380. GOOD-BYE, BUCKLEY'S ANG...

381. HOLD THE PHONE.

382. LET ME SEE THAT LETTER.

383. THAT'S NOT BUCKLEY'S HANDWRITING.

384. HANK!

385. B... B... BUT...

386. GOOD.

387. NOW, I BELIEVE WE HAVE A TRAMPOLINE TO FIX.

388. I GUESS I COULD PITCH IN A LITTLE BIT. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

389. GUESS WHAT?

390. YOU ACED THE EXAM. I KNEW IT.

391. OH! CONGRATULATIONS, LUANNE.

392. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

393. EVEN BETTER, AUNT PEGGY.

394. BUCKLEY'S ANGEL CAME BACK AND THEN I ALMOST HIT A WIENER WAGON

395. BUT FIRST, BUCKLEY SAID JESUS SAID

396. I WAS MEANT FOR SOMETHING ELSE AND I THOUGHT JESUS MEANT SOMETHING WORSE

397. AND THEN I REMEMBERED YOU TELLING ME

398. NOT TO GIVE UP ON MY DREAMS.

399. AND I REALIZED THAT HE MEANT SOMETHING BETTER.

400. AND I GOT MY TUITION REFUND FROM MS. KREMZER

401. AND ENROLLED AT ARLEN COMMUNITY COLLEGE

402. JUST LIKE JESUS SAID.

403. COLLEGE?

404. REAL COLLEGE?

405. OH, LUANNE, YOU ARE DREAMING WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW.

406. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

407. LUANNE, WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

408. I MEAN... WOW.

409. BUT YOU'LL BE MOVING INTO A DORM.

410. ALL OF OUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.

411. UM, WELL, UNCLE HANK,

412. WITH TUITION AND BOOKS AND BACK-TO-SCHOOL CLOTHES

413. I CAN'T AFFORD TO MOVE OUT NOW.

414. WELL...

415. I GUESS AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN SCHOOL

416. BETTERING YOURSELF AND WHATNOT...

417. THANK YOU, UNCLE HANK.

418. DON'T THANK ME...

419. HUG YOUR AUNT PEGGY.

420. I'M GOING TO START OUT AS A LIBERAL ARTIST.

421. I MIGHT EVEN GO PRE-MED.

422. IT'S REALLY THE SAME AS... HUH.

423. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A WIENER WAGON STOPPING IN ARLEN.

424. OBVIOUSLY NOT...

425. OR YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN ME.

426. HEY.

427. UH... I JUST CAME BACK TO SAY

428. I'M SORRY I BAILED OUT OF THE CAR.

429. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T REALLY A JERK.

430. YEAH.

431. WELL, UH... I GOT TO GO.

432. JESUS IS HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT.

433. IT'S GONNA ROCK.

434. THERE'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE

435. BUT IF YOU SEE JESUS...

436. TELL HIM I SAID THANKS.

437. GOOD-BYE, BUCKLEY.

438. BEFORE I GO... UM...

439. COULD I HAVE ONE LAST KISS?

440. MM-HMM.

441. NO...

442. THAT PART'S OVER.

443. WHY?

444. CHICKEN THIGH.

445. HEY...

446. NEW RECORD. COOL.

447. Kahn BUCKLEY'S ANGEL?

448. HMM.

449. BUCKLEY'S ANGEL?

450. I AM SO ALONE.

451. I HAVE TO COMMUTE TO HOUSTON EVERY DAY.

452. THAT CITY ONE BIG STINK HOLE.

453. DID I MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION, BUCKLEY'S ANGEL?

454. OH... BUCKLEY'S ANGEL?

455. WHY YOU NOT COME TO ME

456. INSTEAD OF THAT REDNECK LITTLE HOT POTATO?

457. OH, BUCKLEY'S ANGEL!

458. NOW! COME RIGHT NOW!

459. HEY.