1. COME ON, BABY, TURN OVER.
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2. YOU CAN DO IT.
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3. TURN OVER, BABY. COME ON.
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4. COME ON.
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5. COME ON, COME ON, COME
ON, COME ON, COME ON.
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6. HANK, MY MOWER WON'T START.
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7. MIND IF I BORROW YOURS?
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8. ALMOST TURNED OVER, DIDN'T SHE?
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9. YEAH, SHE WAS TEASING ME.
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10. YOU DIDN'T TRY
TO START IT, DALE.
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11. THERE WERE NO ENGINE NOISES.
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12. I'LL TRY TO START IT.
CAN I BORROW SOME GAS?
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13. DON'T WASTE MY GAS.
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14. WE BOTH KNOW IT'S
NOT GONNA START.
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15. THEN WHY MUST YOU
TORTURE ME LIKE THIS?
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16. NOW, THAT'S WHERE I WANT
THE TANK WHEN IT COMES BACK.
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17. WITH GAS, NOT WATER, THIS TIME.
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18. THAT WAS AQUAHOL.
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19. SO I TAPPED HIM ON THE SHOULDER
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20. "MAYBE YOU WANNA PUT A
LITTLE LACQUER IN THAT VARNISH."
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21. LONG STORY SHORT, HE
PUT SOME LACQUER IN IT.
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22. WAIT A MINUTE. I
KNOW THAT ENGINE.
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23. DAMN IT, DALE!
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24. HANK, I'M ONLY HALFWAY DONE.
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25. YOU CAN'T GO OUT
LOOKIN' LIKE THAT.
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26. HEY, I'M GONNA
BORROW YOUR DRILL.
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27. WHERE'S MY MOWER?
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28. OH!
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29. SO, YOU WANNA KNOW
WHERE YOUR MOWER IS?
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30. YES.
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31. IT RAN OUT OF GAS DOWN
PAST THE GAS STATION.
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32. I'LL HELP YOU PICK
IT UP TOMORROW.
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33. YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING
MY MOWER EVER AGAIN.
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34. YOU LEFT IT OUT IN THE STREET
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35. WHERE ANY WEIRDO COULD
JUST RUB UP AGAINST IT.
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36. HANK, WHAT WOULD WEIRDOES
BE DOING NEAR THE GAS STATION?
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37. WHAT WOULD WEIRDOES BE
DOING NEAR THE GAS STATION?
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38. OH, MY GOD!
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39. WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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40. NOTHING.
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41. UH, HANK, YOU KNOW, I
DIDN'T FINISH MOWING MY LAWN.
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42. DON'T EVEN ASK IF YOU CAN
BORROW MY MOWER, DALE.
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43. LIKE I WOULD BORROW
THAT PIECE OF JUNK.
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44. BOOMHAUER, CAN I
BORROW YOUR MOWER?
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45. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.
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46. I LOAN YOU MY MONOPOLY SET, MAN.
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47. IT COMES BACK, DANG
OLD TOP HAT'S GONE.
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48. BOARDWALK GOT
MUSTARD STAINS ON IT.
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49. PARK PLACE, TOO, MAN.
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50. DANG OLD MOM COMES OVER AND
ENDS UP PLAYING STRATEGO, MAN.
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51. BILL, CAN I BORROW YOUR MOWER?
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52. OK.
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53. LIKE I WOULD BORROW
THAT PIECE OF JUNK.
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54. WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT?
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55. YOUR FLY IS DOWN.
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56. IT'S MY YARD.
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57. YEP.
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58. YEP.
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59. MMM-HMM.
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60. DALE PROBABLY DOESN'T
WANNA SHOW HIS FACE,
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61. HIS LAWN BEING
SO SHAGGY AND ALL.
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62. HE'S FEELING LIKE
LESS THAN A MAN.
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63. CASTRATED, YOU
KNOW. I'VE BEEN THERE.
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64. WELL, DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR DALE.
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65. DALE ABUSED OUR TRUST.
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66. OH, MY GOD!
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67. CAN IT BE?
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68. I-IS THAT... NO!
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69. IT'S DALE, ON A NEW MOWER!
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70. SAY HELLO TO THE ALLEGRO X9J,
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71. CODE-NAMED REDEEMER AT THE
MASON MOWERS SKUNK WORKS
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72. INSIDE MOUNT HOOD.
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73. 73 DECIBELS OF TWIN-BARREL,
4-STROKE WAR CRY!
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74. ALL AT A PRICE I
CAN'T REALLY AFFORD.
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75. SHE'S A BEAUTY, DALE.
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76. DID YOU GET A GOOD
TRADE-IN ON YOUR OLD ONE?
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77. THAT THING?
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78. I PUSHED IT INTO A
LAKE 3 MONTHS AGO.
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79. YOU LOOK SO MANLY
SITTING UP THERE.
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80. CAN I TAKE HER FOR A SPIN?
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81. MMM...
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82. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WOULD
VIOLATE THE WARRANTY, BILL.
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83. OH, COME ON, DALE. YOU USED
HANK'S MOWER AND EVERYTHING, AND I...
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84. THAT IS A WATERTIGHT SEAL.
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85. I CAN MOW MY LAWN
IN A HURRICANE.
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86. CAN YOU MOW YOUR
LAWN IN A HURRICANE, BILL?
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87. I DON'T KNOW.
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88. YOU CAN'T MOW YOUR
LAWN IN A HURRICANE.
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89. CAN YOU, BOOMHAUER?
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90. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.
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91. I'LL TAKE THEM POSITRACTION
GOING, MAN, GOING, IN THE CHOKE, MAN
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92. START A LITTLE...
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93. BULLCORN!
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94. OH, ALMOST FORGOT.
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95. HANK, CAN YOU MOW YOUR LAWN IN
A HURRICANE? NOPE, DIDN'T THINK SO.
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96. HA, HA, HA, HA.
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97. HOW DO I KNOW IT'S
JACK RUBY'S HAT?
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98. WELL, IF I'M GONNA
SPEND MONEY ON IT,
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99. I GOTTA KNOW IT'S
JACK RUBY'S HAT.
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100. ALL RIGHT. WHAT
COLORS DOES IT COME IN?
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101. NEXT TIME IT MIGHT NOT BE A B.B.
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102. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR.
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103. DALE, THIS ISN'T HOW I
WANTED YOU TO FIND OUT.
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104. QUIT SCREWING
AROUND WITH MY MOWER!
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105. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
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106. I DON'T KID ABOUT MY MOWER.
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107. NOW, GET INSIDE AND
START MASSAGING MY WIFE.
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108. HE'S TAKING SOME OF
THE FUN OUT OF THIS.
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109. IF DALE WATERED
DOWN THE GAS AGAIN...
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110. MMM, NO. THIS IS SODA POP, HANK.
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111. THAT'S JUST GREASE.
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112. RACE YOU AROUND THE BLOCK.
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113. YOU WRECKED MY MOWER
WITH YOUR DAMNED SODA.
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114. MMM, IT'S MR. PIBB.
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115. I HEARD BOBBY SAY HE DID IT.
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116. SAID HE HAD A SCORE
TO SETTLE WITH YOU.
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117. SOMETHING ABOUT A WOMAN.
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118. I THINK SOMETHING BAD IS
ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THAT MOWER.
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119. OH, I DOUBT THAT, HANK.
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120. IT'S A BRAND-NEW MOWER.
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121. OH, I GET IT.
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122. ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU.
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123. THANK YOU, HANK.
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124. VROOM-VROOM.
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125. YOU GONNA TALK
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126. OR YOU GONNA MOW?
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127. WHAT!
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128. NO!
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129. NO!
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130. HANK, MY MOWER'S GONE!
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131. SOMEBODY STOLE MY MOWER!
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132. TELL ME YOU SAW SOMETHIN'.
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133. YOU'RE THE NEIGHBORHOOD SNOOP.
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134. WELL, I DID FIND
THESE LYING AROUND.
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135. LOOK AT THE DATE ON THAT PAPER.
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136. THAT'S TOMORROW'S NEWSPAPER.
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137. WHO WOULD HAVE ACCESS TO A PAPER
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138. FROM THE FUTURE, YOU MIGHT ASK?
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139. THE PAPER BOY.
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140. THAT'S TODAY'S PAPER, DALE.
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141. THE DATE ON MY WATCH
HAS BEEN SET INCORRECTLY.
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142. WHEN DID THE PAPER BOY
HAVE ACCESS TO MY WATCH?
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143. OH, IT'S PROBABLY
HALFWAY TO MEXICO.
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144. THAT IS A MEXICAN DOG.
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145. OH, YOU THINK THAT DOG DID IT?
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146. THAT DOG IS... IS UP TO NO GOOD.
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147. HANG IN THERE, DALE.
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148. EVEN IF YOU NEVER GET
TO SEE YOUR MOWER AGAIN,
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149. YOU'LL STILL HAVE THE BROCHURE.
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150. THANKS.
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151. YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS
ARE MY BEST FRIENDS.
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152. DANG OLD.
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153. THE JOKE'S ALWAYS BEEN ON ME.
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154. ALL MY LIFE FOLKS ARE
ALWAYS PLAYING JOKES ON ME.
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155. AND NO WONDER. IT'S FUN!
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156. THIS ISN'T SOME KIND OF
ELABORATE JOKE ON ME, IS IT?
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157. OH!
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158. I FOUND THIS ON OUR DOORSTEP.
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159. THAT'S MY OIL FILTER.
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160. SUG', I'M NOT A LICENSED
BOUNTY HUNTER,
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161. BUT SHOULDN'T THEY EITHER ASK FOR
RANSOM OR STOP SENDING YOU CLUES?
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162. WHY WOULD SOMEONE
SENSELESSLY TORTURE ME
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163. UNLESS THEY WERE...
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164. MY ENEMIES?
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165. BOIL UP SOME MOUNTAIN DEW.
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166. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.
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167. OH!
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168. DAD'S A THIEF.
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169. MOM, CAN I CHECK HIS DRAWERS
FOR THAT HOT WHEELS I LOST?
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170. HANK, BOBBY TELLS ME WE HAVE
A NEW VEHICLE IN THE GARAGE.
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171. MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO
EXPLAIN TO YOUR SON
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172. WHY YOU STOLE YOUR
BEST FRIEND'S MOWER?
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173. OH!
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174. UH...
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175. WELL, YOU SEE, BOBBY,
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176. UH, THIS ISN'T STEALING.
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177. WE WERE GONNA GIVE IT BACK
AFTER WE MADE MR. GRIBBLE...
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178. UH,
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179. SOMETIMES THINGS THAT
ARE JOKES SEEM A LITTLE MEAN
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180. BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY FUNNY.
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181. OH, I SEE.
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182. KIND OF LIKE WHEN THEY
FED THE 4TH-GRADE GERBIL
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183. TO THE 5TH-GRADE SNAKE.
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184. NO, BOBBY, THIS IS FUN.
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185. IT'S NOT MEAN OR DISHONEST.
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186. BUT DON'T TELL JOSEPH, OK?
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187. BOBBY, HONEY, GO PLAY OUTSIDE.
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188. YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE
SOMETHING TO DISCUSS.
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189. ALL RIGHT. WE CAN USE PHOTOSHOP
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190. AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE LEE HARVEY
OSWALD'S RIDING ON HIS MOWER.
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191. HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING, DALE?
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192. YOU GOT KIND OF THAT
COUNTY FAIR SMELL.
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193. CHECK IT OUT.
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194. IT'S FINALLY MAKING SENSE.
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195. OSWALD, MOWER,
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196. GRASSY KNOLL, HUH?
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197. THAT PHOTO DOESN'T
EVEN LOOK REAL, DALE.
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198. WELL, I'D LIKE TO LIVE IN
YOUR FAIRY-TALE WORLD, HANK
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199. BUT THE FAIR PLAY
FOR CUBA COMMITTEE
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200. IS RETROFITTING
MY MOWER'S ENGINE
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201. TO POWER FIDEL CASTRO'S
ONE-MAN ESCAPE SUB.
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202. HUH, DALE, WHY DON'T
YOU RELAX? HAVE A BEER.
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203. NO BEER. GOTTA STAY SHARP.
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204. HE'S GOING CRAZY.
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205. YEAH, MAN. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.
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206. LIKE THAT DANG OLD
MARGOT KIDDER, MAN
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207. WANDERING AROUND, CURLED UP IN
A DANG OLD CARDBOARD BOX, MAN.
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208. WHOOP, WHOOP.
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209. YEAH, BUT I THINK WE OUGHT
TO GIVE THE MOWER BACK.
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210. WE'RE PUTTING EXTRA
STRESS ON A STRUCTURE
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211. THAT WASN'T UP TO
CODE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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212. LET'S TELL HIM IT WAS US.
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213. WELL, THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.
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214. IT'S NOT YOUR NAKED
BUTT IN THAT PICTURE.
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215. YOU TOOK THE MONEY.
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216. STILL.
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217. MMM.
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218. MMM-MMM.
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219. IT'S ME, SUG'.
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220. NANCY!
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221. ALL RIGHT, I'LL BUZZ YOU IN.
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222. SHOULDN'T YOU GET SOME SLEEP?
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223. SLEEP? I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE.
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224. THIS IS WHERE ALL THE
PREPARATION PAYS OFF.
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225. THE BINGING, THE PURGING,
THE CONSTANT INOCULATIONS.
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226. IT'S ME.
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227. THEY KNOW I'M GETTING CLOSE.
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228. SUG', YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP EARLY
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229. TO KILL THE TERMITE
LARVAE AT THE COLLEGE.
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230. YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAY
DOWN HERE ALL NIGHT, ARE YOU?
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231. TIME HAS NO MEANING FOR ME.
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232. WHAT IS IT? 1:00 A.M.? -00 A.M.?
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233. IT'S 6:00.
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234. 6:00 A.M.?
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235. NO.
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236. OH!
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237. IS DINNER READY?
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238. I WAS GONNA HAVE JANE
FONDA OBSERVING THE AUTOPSY.
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239. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IS THAT TOO MUCH?
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240. THE BOY AT KINKO'S
SAID IT WAS TOO MUCH.
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241. WELL, WHEN HE GETS HOME,
TELL HIM IT WAS ALL A JOKE
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242. AND THE MOWER WAS COMFORTABLY
LUBRICATED AT ALL TIMES.
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243. OK.
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244. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D
WANT TO FOOL DALE LIKE THAT.
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245. I MEAN, IT'S NOT HARD IF
YOU'RE SOMEBODY HE TRUSTS.
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246. BUT, HEY, WHATEVER TURNS YOU ON.
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247. THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
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248. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO SPEAK CLEARER.
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249. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
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250. WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU'RE
EATING, BILL, TAKE IT OUT.
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251. OUT! OUT! TAKE IT OUT!
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252. OK, THAT'S BETTER. THANK YOU.
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253. UH-HUH.
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254. HANK, IT'S BILL. HE SAYS
DALE'S GONE CRAZY.
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255. HUH?
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256. I WAS AT JUNIOR COLLEGE PLAYING
SOME PINBALL WITH THE BOYS,
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257. AND DALE'S UP IN THE TOWER.
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258. HE'S UP THERE WITH A GUN!
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259. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. DON'T CALL THE
POLICE UNLESS DALE STARTS SHOOTIN'.
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260. OK.
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261. I ALREADY CALLED THE POLICE.
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262. WHAT THE...
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263. CLEAR THE AREA! GO! GO! GO!
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264. GET SOME SHARPSHOOTERS ON
THE ROOF ACROSS THE STREET. NOW!
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265. WHERE IS HE? IS HE
STILL UP IN THE TOWER?
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266. WHO, THE SNIPER?
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267. HE'S NOT A SNIPER.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
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268. DALE WOULDN'T SHOOT ANYBODY.
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269. BUT HE IS PRESIDENT
OF THE GUN CLUB.
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270. YES, HE IS PRESIDENT.
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271. BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE
OWNS THE MOST GUNS.
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272. YUP, IT'S ALL A
BIG JOKE, ISN'T IT?
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273. UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT.
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274. MR. GRIBBLE, WE HAVE
THE TOWER SURROUNDED.
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275. PUT DOWN YOUR GUN.
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276. IT'S JUST A WAND!
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277. THAT'S RIGHT, DALE!
SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!
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278. THE POLICE AREN'T
TRAINED FOR THIS.
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279. LET'S GO, GUN CLUB.
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280. BUT DALE'S OUR PRESIDENT.
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281. I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM.
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282. I HAVE A HOSTAGE.
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283. A RUSTY SHACKELFORD.
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284. GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS!
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285. I CAN'T SEE THE HOSTAGE.
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286. THERE IS NO HOSTAGE.
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287. RUSTY SHACKELFORD IS THE
FAKE NAME HE ORDERS PIZZA WITH.
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288. LOOK, HERE'S HIS MOWER.
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289. THIS WAY, SIR.
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290. JUST TELL HIM YOU'VE GOT
HIS MOWER AND THAT IT'S SAFE.
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291. WE HAVE YOUR MOWER.
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292. I KNOW THAT, FIDELITO.
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293. HANK, I WAS RIGHT.
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294. THESE CUBANS HAVE
MY MOWER. WATCH OUT!
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295. PLEASE. THIS IS MY FAULT.
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296. DALE, COME DOWN HERE
BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT!
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297. TOO LATE. I KILLED SHACKELFORD.
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298. NO, NO, CORRECTION.
SHACKELFORD WANTS A PIZZA.
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299. WHAT THE HELL'S
GOIN' ON UP THERE?
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300. AND I WANT MY MOWER BACK
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301. WITH ENOUGH GAS
TO GET TO CANADA.
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302. WHAT DOES THE BOOK SAY?
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303. I DON'T KNOW.
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304. UH, MAYBE TEAR GAS.
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305. MMM-HMM.
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306. AN APOLOGY.
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307. I WANT THE C.I.A. TO SELL
ALL OFF ITS FANTASTIC
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308. HAIRSTYLING SUBSIDIARIES.
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309. IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
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310. I USE STRONGER THAN
THIS TO KILL SQUIRRELS.
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311. HEY, YO, DALE,
MAN. COME ON, MAN.
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312. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING UP THERE?
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313. COME ON, Y'ALL ARE CRAZY, MAN.
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314. COME ON DOWN, MAN.
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315. BOOMHAUER, IF I
EVER HEARD ANYONE
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316. READING A SCRIPT, THAT WAS IT.
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317. WAIT, NO! LET ME GO UP THERE.
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318. HE'LL LISTEN TO ME.
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319. GEE, HANK, I THINK YOU'D BE THE
PERSON DALE WOULD MOST WANT TO KILL.
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320. HANK, I LOVED DALE, TOO.
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321. BUT THE DALE WE
KNEW NO LONGER EXISTS.
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322. NOW THERE'S JUST A BLOODTHIRSTY
MAD DOG OUT TO KILL, KILL, KILL.
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323. OFFICER, PLEASE LET ME GO.
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324. IF HE STARTS FREAKING
OUT, JUST DUCK
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325. AND WE'LL SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD.
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326. DON'T SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD.
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327. BOOK SAYS HEAD.
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328. HEY, DALE!
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329. DALE, IT'S HANK
HILL, YOUR FRIEND.
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330. OUR 3RD GRADE TEACHER
WAS MR. ST. GEORGE.
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331. AH, I KNEW IT.
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332. THERE'S NO GUN, SO YOU
CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.
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333. DRIVE SAFELY.
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334. UH, WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE HERE.
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335. WHY DON'T YOU BRING MR. SNIPER
DOWN AND WE'LL TALK THIS OVER?
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336. NO! THAT'S THEIR PLAN.
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337. ONE SHOT ON THE WAY DOWN
ELIMINATES THE GRIBBLE PROBLEM.
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338. THEN THE CUBAN ROBOT SOLDIERS
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339. HAVE ONLY STEVE WINN STANDING
BETWEEN THEM AND WICHITA.
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340. DALE, THERE ARE NO ROBOTS
AND THERE ARE NO CUBANS.
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341. IF THERE ARE NO CUBANS, HOW
DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR DESI ARNAZ?
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342. OK, THERE ARE CUBANS.
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343. BUT THEY HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH...
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344. ALL RIGHT.
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345. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
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346. WHEN YOU GOT YOUR MOWER, YOU
WERE SORT OF ACTING LIKE A JERK AND...
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347. WELL, I'M NOT PROUD
OF WHAT I DID, BUT...
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348. MR. HILL, MOVE 6
INCHES TO YOUR LEFT
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349. TO CLEAR A PATH FOR THE
YOU-KNOW-WHAT INTO MR. GRIBBLE'S HEAD.
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350. NO!
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351. LISTEN, DALE,
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352. WE'RE THE ONES WHO
TOOK YOUR MOWER.
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353. BILL, BOOMHAUER,
AND ME. YOUR FRIENDS.
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354. IT WAS MY IDEA.
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355. AH, WH...
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356. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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357. MR. HILL, YOU DROPPED SOMETHING.
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358. DON'T YOU WANT
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359. CUT IT OUT!
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360. PLEASE, DALE. COME ON DOWN
BEFORE YOU GET YOURSELF KILLED.
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361. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
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362. THE ONLY POSSIBLE SCENARIOS ARE
CASTRO'S ESCAPE SUB OR YOU TOOK IT,
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363. AND YOU WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME.
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364. WE TOOK IT, DALE.
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365. YOU WROTE YOUR
NAME UNDER THE SEAT.
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366. CALLED YOURSELF A COLONEL.
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367. IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
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368. JOKES START WITH, "KNOCK-KNOCK,"
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369. OR, "WHAT DO YOU GET
WHEN YOU CROSS A..."
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370. YOU KNOW, YOU USED TO BE
ON MY LIST OF TRUSTABLES.
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371. AND IT WAS A VERY SHORT LIST.
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372. I WASN'T EVEN ON IT.
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373. BUT NOW,
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374. I JUST DON'T KNOW.
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375. I GUESS YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.
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376. DALE, IF I COULD
DO IT AGAIN, I'D...
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377. HEY! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
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378. I AM TOO YOUR FRIEND.
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379. I'M AS GOOD A FRIEND AS A WEIRDO
LIKE YOU IS EVER GONNA HAVE.
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380. NOW COME ON. WE'RE
RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
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381. DO YOU TRUST ME OR NOT?
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382. ATTENTION, MEN IN POLICE SUITS.
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383. I HAVE DECIDED TO
TRUST YOUR PATSY,
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384. MY GOOD FRIEND, HANK HILL.
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385. NOT YET.
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386. I AM COMING DOWN.
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387. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOOT ME,
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388. I WANT BOBBY HILL
TO TAKE THE SHOT,
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389. BECAUSE BOBBY'LL
PUT ME DOWN CLEAN.
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390. OK.
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391. STAY CALM. IF THEY WERE GONNA
SHOOT YOU, THEY'D HAVE DONE IT ALREADY.
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392. THEY WANT ME TO WET
MY PANTS FROM FEAR.
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393. BUT THEY'RE TOO LATE.
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394. WHO'S THAT?
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395. VIGILANTE!
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396. NO!
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397. HANK!
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398. THERE HE IS. UP ON THE ROOF.
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399. HANK, NO!
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400. UH!
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401. HANK, NO. DON'T, DON'T DIE.
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402. OH, GOD, YOU'RE DYING!
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403. I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, HANK.
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404. I WILL BURY YOU IN MY BACK YARD.
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405. I'LL... I'LL DEDICATE
MY LIFE TO PROPANE.
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406. AND DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT PEGGY.
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407. I'LL KEEP BILL AWAY FROM HER.
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408. I'M FINE, DALE.
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409. BUT IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THE
PROPANE, I'VE GOT SOME PAMPHLETS...
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410. YOU'RE FINE!
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411. YOU'RE WEARING A
BULLETPROOF VEST.
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412. YOU THOUGHT I WAS
GONNA SHOOT YOU.
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413. WELL, THAT OR SPRAY ME
WITH POISONOUS CHEMICALS.
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414. I THOUGHT YOU'D KILL
YOURSELF RIGHT AFTER.
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415. I WOULD HAVE, TOO.
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416. CAN YOU MOW YOUR
LAWN IN A HURRICANE?
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417. NOPE, DIDN'T THINK
SO. HA, HA, HA, HA.
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