King of the Hill 3x20

Billy West as Sergeant Barber (voice) • Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn (voice)

When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few notches, the crew decides to hide his new mower, & make it look like a conspiracy, Peggy gets involved and it goes too far. Dale gets pushed over the edge & it is Hank that goes to help him back down.

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1. COME ON, BABY, TURN OVER.

2. YOU CAN DO IT.

3. TURN OVER, BABY. COME ON.

4. COME ON.

5. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

6. HANK, MY MOWER WON'T START.

7. MIND IF I BORROW YOURS?

8. ALMOST TURNED OVER, DIDN'T SHE?

9. YEAH, SHE WAS TEASING ME.

10. YOU DIDN'T TRY TO START IT, DALE.

11. THERE WERE NO ENGINE NOISES.

12. I'LL TRY TO START IT. CAN I BORROW SOME GAS?

13. DON'T WASTE MY GAS.

14. WE BOTH KNOW IT'S NOT GONNA START.

15. THEN WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS?

16. NOW, THAT'S WHERE I WANT THE TANK WHEN IT COMES BACK.

17. WITH GAS, NOT WATER, THIS TIME.

18. THAT WAS AQUAHOL.

19. SO I TAPPED HIM ON THE SHOULDER

20. "MAYBE YOU WANNA PUT A LITTLE LACQUER IN THAT VARNISH."

21. LONG STORY SHORT, HE PUT SOME LACQUER IN IT.

22. WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW THAT ENGINE.

23. DAMN IT, DALE!

24. HANK, I'M ONLY HALFWAY DONE.

25. YOU CAN'T GO OUT LOOKIN' LIKE THAT.

26. HEY, I'M GONNA BORROW YOUR DRILL.

27. WHERE'S MY MOWER?

28. OH!

29. SO, YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE YOUR MOWER IS?

30. YES.

31. IT RAN OUT OF GAS DOWN PAST THE GAS STATION.

32. I'LL HELP YOU PICK IT UP TOMORROW.

33. YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING MY MOWER EVER AGAIN.

34. YOU LEFT IT OUT IN THE STREET

35. WHERE ANY WEIRDO COULD JUST RUB UP AGAINST IT.

36. HANK, WHAT WOULD WEIRDOES BE DOING NEAR THE GAS STATION?

37. WHAT WOULD WEIRDOES BE DOING NEAR THE GAS STATION?

38. OH, MY GOD!

39. WHAT DOES IT SAY?

40. NOTHING.

41. UH, HANK, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T FINISH MOWING MY LAWN.

42. DON'T EVEN ASK IF YOU CAN BORROW MY MOWER, DALE.

43. LIKE I WOULD BORROW THAT PIECE OF JUNK.

44. BOOMHAUER, CAN I BORROW YOUR MOWER?

45. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.

46. I LOAN YOU MY MONOPOLY SET, MAN.

47. IT COMES BACK, DANG OLD TOP HAT'S GONE.

48. BOARDWALK GOT MUSTARD STAINS ON IT.

49. PARK PLACE, TOO, MAN.

50. DANG OLD MOM COMES OVER AND ENDS UP PLAYING STRATEGO, MAN.

51. BILL, CAN I BORROW YOUR MOWER?

52. OK.

53. LIKE I WOULD BORROW THAT PIECE OF JUNK.

54. WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT?

55. YOUR FLY IS DOWN.

56. IT'S MY YARD.

57. YEP.

58. YEP.

59. MMM-HMM.

60. DALE PROBABLY DOESN'T WANNA SHOW HIS FACE,

61. HIS LAWN BEING SO SHAGGY AND ALL.

62. HE'S FEELING LIKE LESS THAN A MAN.

63. CASTRATED, YOU KNOW. I'VE BEEN THERE.

64. WELL, DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR DALE.

65. DALE ABUSED OUR TRUST.

66. OH, MY GOD!

67. CAN IT BE?

68. I-IS THAT... NO!

69. IT'S DALE, ON A NEW MOWER!

70. SAY HELLO TO THE ALLEGRO X9J,

71. CODE-NAMED REDEEMER AT THE MASON MOWERS SKUNK WORKS

72. INSIDE MOUNT HOOD.

73. 73 DECIBELS OF TWIN-BARREL, 4-STROKE WAR CRY!

74. ALL AT A PRICE I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD.

75. SHE'S A BEAUTY, DALE.

76. DID YOU GET A GOOD TRADE-IN ON YOUR OLD ONE?

77. THAT THING?

78. I PUSHED IT INTO A LAKE 3 MONTHS AGO.

79. YOU LOOK SO MANLY SITTING UP THERE.

80. CAN I TAKE HER FOR A SPIN?

81. MMM...

82. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WOULD VIOLATE THE WARRANTY, BILL.

83. OH, COME ON, DALE. YOU USED HANK'S MOWER AND EVERYTHING, AND I...

84. THAT IS A WATERTIGHT SEAL.

85. I CAN MOW MY LAWN IN A HURRICANE.

86. CAN YOU MOW YOUR LAWN IN A HURRICANE, BILL?

87. I DON'T KNOW.

88. YOU CAN'T MOW YOUR LAWN IN A HURRICANE.

89. CAN YOU, BOOMHAUER?

90. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.

91. I'LL TAKE THEM POSITRACTION GOING, MAN, GOING, IN THE CHOKE, MAN

92. START A LITTLE...

93. BULLCORN!

94. OH, ALMOST FORGOT.

95. HANK, CAN YOU MOW YOUR LAWN IN A HURRICANE? NOPE, DIDN'T THINK SO.

96. HA, HA, HA, HA.

97. HOW DO I KNOW IT'S JACK RUBY'S HAT?

98. WELL, IF I'M GONNA SPEND MONEY ON IT,

99. I GOTTA KNOW IT'S JACK RUBY'S HAT.

100. ALL RIGHT. WHAT COLORS DOES IT COME IN?

101. NEXT TIME IT MIGHT NOT BE A B.B.

102. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR.

103. DALE, THIS ISN'T HOW I WANTED YOU TO FIND OUT.

104. QUIT SCREWING AROUND WITH MY MOWER!

105. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

106. I DON'T KID ABOUT MY MOWER.

107. NOW, GET INSIDE AND START MASSAGING MY WIFE.

108. HE'S TAKING SOME OF THE FUN OUT OF THIS.

109. IF DALE WATERED DOWN THE GAS AGAIN...

110. MMM, NO. THIS IS SODA POP, HANK.

111. THAT'S JUST GREASE.

112. RACE YOU AROUND THE BLOCK.

113. YOU WRECKED MY MOWER WITH YOUR DAMNED SODA.

114. MMM, IT'S MR. PIBB.

115. I HEARD BOBBY SAY HE DID IT.

116. SAID HE HAD A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU.

117. SOMETHING ABOUT A WOMAN.

118. I THINK SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THAT MOWER.

119. OH, I DOUBT THAT, HANK.

120. IT'S A BRAND-NEW MOWER.

121. OH, I GET IT.

122. ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU.

123. THANK YOU, HANK.

124. VROOM-VROOM.

125. YOU GONNA TALK

126. OR YOU GONNA MOW?

127. WHAT!

128. NO!

129. NO!

130. HANK, MY MOWER'S GONE!

131. SOMEBODY STOLE MY MOWER!

132. TELL ME YOU SAW SOMETHIN'.

133. YOU'RE THE NEIGHBORHOOD SNOOP.

134. WELL, I DID FIND THESE LYING AROUND.

135. LOOK AT THE DATE ON THAT PAPER.

136. THAT'S TOMORROW'S NEWSPAPER.

137. WHO WOULD HAVE ACCESS TO A PAPER

138. FROM THE FUTURE, YOU MIGHT ASK?

139. THE PAPER BOY.

140. THAT'S TODAY'S PAPER, DALE.

141. THE DATE ON MY WATCH HAS BEEN SET INCORRECTLY.

142. WHEN DID THE PAPER BOY HAVE ACCESS TO MY WATCH?

143. OH, IT'S PROBABLY HALFWAY TO MEXICO.

144. THAT IS A MEXICAN DOG.

145. OH, YOU THINK THAT DOG DID IT?

146. THAT DOG IS... IS UP TO NO GOOD.

147. HANG IN THERE, DALE.

148. EVEN IF YOU NEVER GET TO SEE YOUR MOWER AGAIN,

149. YOU'LL STILL HAVE THE BROCHURE.

150. THANKS.

151. YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS.

152. DANG OLD.

153. THE JOKE'S ALWAYS BEEN ON ME.

154. ALL MY LIFE FOLKS ARE ALWAYS PLAYING JOKES ON ME.

155. AND NO WONDER. IT'S FUN!

156. THIS ISN'T SOME KIND OF ELABORATE JOKE ON ME, IS IT?

157. OH!

158. I FOUND THIS ON OUR DOORSTEP.

159. THAT'S MY OIL FILTER.

160. SUG', I'M NOT A LICENSED BOUNTY HUNTER,

161. BUT SHOULDN'T THEY EITHER ASK FOR RANSOM OR STOP SENDING YOU CLUES?

162. WHY WOULD SOMEONE SENSELESSLY TORTURE ME

163. UNLESS THEY WERE...

164. MY ENEMIES?

165. BOIL UP SOME MOUNTAIN DEW.

166. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.

167. OH!

168. DAD'S A THIEF.

169. MOM, CAN I CHECK HIS DRAWERS FOR THAT HOT WHEELS I LOST?

170. HANK, BOBBY TELLS ME WE HAVE A NEW VEHICLE IN THE GARAGE.

171. MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR SON

172. WHY YOU STOLE YOUR BEST FRIEND'S MOWER?

173. OH!

174. UH...

175. WELL, YOU SEE, BOBBY,

176. UH, THIS ISN'T STEALING.

177. WE WERE GONNA GIVE IT BACK AFTER WE MADE MR. GRIBBLE...

178. UH,

179. SOMETIMES THINGS THAT ARE JOKES SEEM A LITTLE MEAN

180. BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY FUNNY.

181. OH, I SEE.

182. KIND OF LIKE WHEN THEY FED THE 4TH-GRADE GERBIL

183. TO THE 5TH-GRADE SNAKE.

184. NO, BOBBY, THIS IS FUN.

185. IT'S NOT MEAN OR DISHONEST.

186. BUT DON'T TELL JOSEPH, OK?

187. BOBBY, HONEY, GO PLAY OUTSIDE.

188. YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO DISCUSS.

189. ALL RIGHT. WE CAN USE PHOTOSHOP

190. AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE LEE HARVEY OSWALD'S RIDING ON HIS MOWER.

191. HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING, DALE?

192. YOU GOT KIND OF THAT COUNTY FAIR SMELL.

193. CHECK IT OUT.

194. IT'S FINALLY MAKING SENSE.

195. OSWALD, MOWER,

196. GRASSY KNOLL, HUH?

197. THAT PHOTO DOESN'T EVEN LOOK REAL, DALE.

198. WELL, I'D LIKE TO LIVE IN YOUR FAIRY-TALE WORLD, HANK

199. BUT THE FAIR PLAY FOR CUBA COMMITTEE

200. IS RETROFITTING MY MOWER'S ENGINE

201. TO POWER FIDEL CASTRO'S ONE-MAN ESCAPE SUB.

202. HUH, DALE, WHY DON'T YOU RELAX? HAVE A BEER.

203. NO BEER. GOTTA STAY SHARP.

204. HE'S GOING CRAZY.

205. YEAH, MAN. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.

206. LIKE THAT DANG OLD MARGOT KIDDER, MAN

207. WANDERING AROUND, CURLED UP IN A DANG OLD CARDBOARD BOX, MAN.

208. WHOOP, WHOOP.

209. YEAH, BUT I THINK WE OUGHT TO GIVE THE MOWER BACK.

210. WE'RE PUTTING EXTRA STRESS ON A STRUCTURE

211. THAT WASN'T UP TO CODE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

212. LET'S TELL HIM IT WAS US.

213. WELL, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

214. IT'S NOT YOUR NAKED BUTT IN THAT PICTURE.

215. YOU TOOK THE MONEY.

216. STILL.

217. MMM.

218. MMM-MMM.

219. IT'S ME, SUG'.

220. NANCY!

221. ALL RIGHT, I'LL BUZZ YOU IN.

222. SHOULDN'T YOU GET SOME SLEEP?

223. SLEEP? I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE.

224. THIS IS WHERE ALL THE PREPARATION PAYS OFF.

225. THE BINGING, THE PURGING, THE CONSTANT INOCULATIONS.

226. IT'S ME.

227. THEY KNOW I'M GETTING CLOSE.

228. SUG', YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP EARLY

229. TO KILL THE TERMITE LARVAE AT THE COLLEGE.

230. YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAY DOWN HERE ALL NIGHT, ARE YOU?

231. TIME HAS NO MEANING FOR ME.

232. WHAT IS IT? 1:00 A.M.? -00 A.M.?

233. IT'S 6:00.

234. 6:00 A.M.?

235. NO.

236. OH!

237. IS DINNER READY?

238. I WAS GONNA HAVE JANE FONDA OBSERVING THE AUTOPSY.

239. WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS THAT TOO MUCH?

240. THE BOY AT KINKO'S SAID IT WAS TOO MUCH.

241. WELL, WHEN HE GETS HOME, TELL HIM IT WAS ALL A JOKE

242. AND THE MOWER WAS COMFORTABLY LUBRICATED AT ALL TIMES.

243. OK.

244. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D WANT TO FOOL DALE LIKE THAT.

245. I MEAN, IT'S NOT HARD IF YOU'RE SOMEBODY HE TRUSTS.

246. BUT, HEY, WHATEVER TURNS YOU ON.

247. THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

248. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK CLEARER.

249. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,

250. WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU'RE EATING, BILL, TAKE IT OUT.

251. OUT! OUT! TAKE IT OUT!

252. OK, THAT'S BETTER. THANK YOU.

253. UH-HUH.

254. HANK, IT'S BILL. HE SAYS DALE'S GONE CRAZY.

255. HUH?

256. I WAS AT JUNIOR COLLEGE PLAYING SOME PINBALL WITH THE BOYS,

257. AND DALE'S UP IN THE TOWER.

258. HE'S UP THERE WITH A GUN!

259. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. DON'T CALL THE POLICE UNLESS DALE STARTS SHOOTIN'.

260. OK.

261. I ALREADY CALLED THE POLICE.

262. WHAT THE...

263. CLEAR THE AREA! GO! GO! GO!

264. GET SOME SHARPSHOOTERS ON THE ROOF ACROSS THE STREET. NOW!

265. WHERE IS HE? IS HE STILL UP IN THE TOWER?

266. WHO, THE SNIPER?

267. HE'S NOT A SNIPER. HE'S MY FRIEND.

268. DALE WOULDN'T SHOOT ANYBODY.

269. BUT HE IS PRESIDENT OF THE GUN CLUB.

270. YES, HE IS PRESIDENT.

271. BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE OWNS THE MOST GUNS.

272. YUP, IT'S ALL A BIG JOKE, ISN'T IT?

273. UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT.

274. MR. GRIBBLE, WE HAVE THE TOWER SURROUNDED.

275. PUT DOWN YOUR GUN.

276. IT'S JUST A WAND!

277. THAT'S RIGHT, DALE! SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!

278. THE POLICE AREN'T TRAINED FOR THIS.

279. LET'S GO, GUN CLUB.

280. BUT DALE'S OUR PRESIDENT.

281. I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM.

282. I HAVE A HOSTAGE.

283. A RUSTY SHACKELFORD.

284. GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS!

285. I CAN'T SEE THE HOSTAGE.

286. THERE IS NO HOSTAGE.

287. RUSTY SHACKELFORD IS THE FAKE NAME HE ORDERS PIZZA WITH.

288. LOOK, HERE'S HIS MOWER.

289. THIS WAY, SIR.

290. JUST TELL HIM YOU'VE GOT HIS MOWER AND THAT IT'S SAFE.

291. WE HAVE YOUR MOWER.

292. I KNOW THAT, FIDELITO.

293. HANK, I WAS RIGHT.

294. THESE CUBANS HAVE MY MOWER. WATCH OUT!

295. PLEASE. THIS IS MY FAULT.

296. DALE, COME DOWN HERE BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT!

297. TOO LATE. I KILLED SHACKELFORD.

298. NO, NO, CORRECTION. SHACKELFORD WANTS A PIZZA.

299. WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON UP THERE?

300. AND I WANT MY MOWER BACK

301. WITH ENOUGH GAS TO GET TO CANADA.

302. WHAT DOES THE BOOK SAY?

303. I DON'T KNOW.

304. UH, MAYBE TEAR GAS.

305. MMM-HMM.

306. AN APOLOGY.

307. I WANT THE C.I.A. TO SELL ALL OFF ITS FANTASTIC

308. HAIRSTYLING SUBSIDIARIES.

309. IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

310. I USE STRONGER THAN THIS TO KILL SQUIRRELS.

311. HEY, YO, DALE, MAN. COME ON, MAN.

312. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING UP THERE?

313. COME ON, Y'ALL ARE CRAZY, MAN.

314. COME ON DOWN, MAN.

315. BOOMHAUER, IF I EVER HEARD ANYONE

316. READING A SCRIPT, THAT WAS IT.

317. WAIT, NO! LET ME GO UP THERE.

318. HE'LL LISTEN TO ME.

319. GEE, HANK, I THINK YOU'D BE THE PERSON DALE WOULD MOST WANT TO KILL.

320. HANK, I LOVED DALE, TOO.

321. BUT THE DALE WE KNEW NO LONGER EXISTS.

322. NOW THERE'S JUST A BLOODTHIRSTY MAD DOG OUT TO KILL, KILL, KILL.

323. OFFICER, PLEASE LET ME GO.

324. IF HE STARTS FREAKING OUT, JUST DUCK

325. AND WE'LL SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD.

326. DON'T SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD.

327. BOOK SAYS HEAD.

328. HEY, DALE!

329. DALE, IT'S HANK HILL, YOUR FRIEND.

330. OUR 3RD GRADE TEACHER WAS MR. ST. GEORGE.

331. AH, I KNEW IT.

332. THERE'S NO GUN, SO YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.

333. DRIVE SAFELY.

334. UH, WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE HERE.

335. WHY DON'T YOU BRING MR. SNIPER DOWN AND WE'LL TALK THIS OVER?

336. NO! THAT'S THEIR PLAN.

337. ONE SHOT ON THE WAY DOWN ELIMINATES THE GRIBBLE PROBLEM.

338. THEN THE CUBAN ROBOT SOLDIERS

339. HAVE ONLY STEVE WINN STANDING BETWEEN THEM AND WICHITA.

340. DALE, THERE ARE NO ROBOTS AND THERE ARE NO CUBANS.

341. IF THERE ARE NO CUBANS, HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR DESI ARNAZ?

342. OK, THERE ARE CUBANS.

343. BUT THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH...

344. ALL RIGHT.

345. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?

346. WHEN YOU GOT YOUR MOWER, YOU WERE SORT OF ACTING LIKE A JERK AND...

347. WELL, I'M NOT PROUD OF WHAT I DID, BUT...

348. MR. HILL, MOVE 6 INCHES TO YOUR LEFT

349. TO CLEAR A PATH FOR THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT INTO MR. GRIBBLE'S HEAD.

350. NO!

351. LISTEN, DALE,

352. WE'RE THE ONES WHO TOOK YOUR MOWER.

353. BILL, BOOMHAUER, AND ME. YOUR FRIENDS.

354. IT WAS MY IDEA.

355. AH, WH...

356. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

357. MR. HILL, YOU DROPPED SOMETHING.

358. DON'T YOU WANT TO BEND DOWN AND...

359. CUT IT OUT!

360. PLEASE, DALE. COME ON DOWN BEFORE YOU GET YOURSELF KILLED.

361. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

362. THE ONLY POSSIBLE SCENARIOS ARE CASTRO'S ESCAPE SUB OR YOU TOOK IT,

363. AND YOU WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME.

364. WE TOOK IT, DALE.

365. YOU WROTE YOUR NAME UNDER THE SEAT.

366. CALLED YOURSELF A COLONEL.

367. IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

368. JOKES START WITH, "KNOCK-KNOCK,"

369. OR, "WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A..."

370. YOU KNOW, YOU USED TO BE ON MY LIST OF TRUSTABLES.

371. AND IT WAS A VERY SHORT LIST.

372. I WASN'T EVEN ON IT.

373. BUT NOW,

374. I JUST DON'T KNOW.

375. I GUESS YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.

376. DALE, IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN, I'D...

377. HEY! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

378. I AM TOO YOUR FRIEND.

379. I'M AS GOOD A FRIEND AS A WEIRDO LIKE YOU IS EVER GONNA HAVE.

380. NOW COME ON. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

381. DO YOU TRUST ME OR NOT?

382. ATTENTION, MEN IN POLICE SUITS.

383. I HAVE DECIDED TO TRUST YOUR PATSY,

384. MY GOOD FRIEND, HANK HILL.

385. NOT YET.

386. I AM COMING DOWN.

387. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOOT ME,

388. I WANT BOBBY HILL TO TAKE THE SHOT,

389. BECAUSE BOBBY'LL PUT ME DOWN CLEAN.

390. OK.

391. STAY CALM. IF THEY WERE GONNA SHOOT YOU, THEY'D HAVE DONE IT ALREADY.

392. THEY WANT ME TO WET MY PANTS FROM FEAR.

393. BUT THEY'RE TOO LATE.

394. WHO'S THAT?

395. VIGILANTE!

396. NO!

397. HANK!

398. THERE HE IS. UP ON THE ROOF.

399. HANK, NO!

400. UH!

401. HANK, NO. DON'T, DON'T DIE.

402. OH, GOD, YOU'RE DYING!

403. I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, HANK.

404. I WILL BURY YOU IN MY BACK YARD.

405. I'LL... I'LL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO PROPANE.

406. AND DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT PEGGY.

407. I'LL KEEP BILL AWAY FROM HER.

408. I'M FINE, DALE.

409. BUT IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THE PROPANE, I'VE GOT SOME PAMPHLETS...

410. YOU'RE FINE!

411. YOU'RE WEARING A BULLETPROOF VEST.

412. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SHOOT YOU.

413. WELL, THAT OR SPRAY ME WITH POISONOUS CHEMICALS.

414. I THOUGHT YOU'D KILL YOURSELF RIGHT AFTER.

415. I WOULD HAVE, TOO.

416. CAN YOU MOW YOUR LAWN IN A HURRICANE?

417. NOPE, DIDN'T THINK SO. HA, HA, HA, HA.