1. Kid, where's your hall pass?Copy !req
2. You got me.Copy !req
3. My name is Ramon Tavares.
I'm in Mr. Powell's class.Copy !req
4. Ramon Tavares?Copy !req
5. Why does your lunch bag say "Bobby Hill"?Copy !req
6. Because we can't spell Ramon...Copy !req
7. What did I say?Copy !req
8. All right. Get going, Ramon.Copy !req
9. - Bobby Hill!
- Yeah?Copy !req
10. You're good.Copy !req
11. Yup.Copy !req
12. - Yup.
- Yup.Copy !req
13. They dumped it right where we stand.
That's where we stand.Copy !req
14. Why would somebody leave a couch
behind my house?Copy !req
15. I know how it got here.Copy !req
16. One of them firefighting planes
scooped it up out of Lake Arlen.Copy !req
17. You're not talking
about that dang old urban legend, man.Copy !req
18. It's like that toothbrush
up that man's bottom.Copy !req
19. That true, too. That happened to me.Copy !req
20. Look, treasure.Copy !req
21. A rubber band and a sugar cube.Copy !req
22. Have a little pride, Bill.Copy !req
23. if we eat their garbage,
we're not much better than they are.Copy !req
24. Probably had a coffee table.Copy !req
25. if this old couch could talk,Copy !req
26. My name? My name is Hank Taxpayer...Copy !req
27. and I want that couch removed.Copy !req
28. There are people who stand in that alley.Copy !req
29. We talk.Copy !req
30. That's not really your business, is it?Copy !req
31. Sports, mostly, you know.Copy !req
32. Guys, you've got to see this.
Bobby, do that walk again.Copy !req
33. Okay.Copy !req
34. What are you talking about?Copy !req
35. What are you talking about?Copy !req
36. What's so funny about that?Copy !req
37. It's adult humor, Connie.
I don't even get some of it.Copy !req
38. It could be weeks
before the city comes and hauls this away.Copy !req
39. What? You say something, Hank?Copy !req
40. This is ridiculous.
I say we get rid of the couch ourselves.Copy !req
41. - What are you doing?
- I'm drinking beer.Copy !req
42. I'm sitting on the couch, and I'm outside.Copy !req
43. I'm just going to take a break.
Five minutes, that's all.Copy !req
44. Man, don't sit like a bunch of
dang old lazy couch jockeys sitting there.Copy !req
45. Look up there in the sky, man,
That dang old,Copy !req
46. Sorry. I don't want to be
no dang old Lucky Pierre, man.Copy !req
47. Come on, Hank.Copy !req
48. All right. But if I don't like it,
I'm standing right back up.Copy !req
49. Hello?
Hi, can I speak to Bobby, please?Copy !req
50. I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.Copy !req
51. Who was it, Dad?Copy !req
52. A girl asking for someone named Bobby.Copy !req
53. Oh.Copy !req
54. Hello?
Hi, Does Bobby Hill live there?Copy !req
55. Hold on a second.Copy !req
56. Son, it's one of your friends
playing a prank.Copy !req
57. Hey, Joseph.
Bobby, it's Marie,Copy !req
58. Oh. Hey!Copy !req
59. A bunch of us are going to hang out
at the mall, Wanna come?Copy !req
60. I did have a prior engagement,
but I can always tape it.Copy !req
61. What are you going to get, Marie?
I don't eat anything with a head.Copy !req
62. I'm a vegetarian, Bobby.Copy !req
63. - I don't eat meat.
- My dad says...Copy !req
64. if God didn't want us to eat meat,
He wouldn't have invented steak sauce.Copy !req
65. Your dad says that?Copy !req
66. Once.Copy !req
67. Did you know that the average person
consumes 500 chickens?Copy !req
68. That's enough chickens
to feed a whole starving village.Copy !req
69. But they shouldn't eat them.Copy !req
70. Because that's bad.Copy !req
71. - I'll have the chopped salad, please.
- And I'll have the BLT, please.Copy !req
72. - That has bacon, Bobby.
- Bacon doesn't have a head on it.Copy !req
73. Could you make that an LT, please?Copy !req
74. Tonight was fun.
My friends think you're a riot.Copy !req
75. I really was choking at the food court,
but don't tell them that.Copy !req
76. There's a couch in the alley.Copy !req
77. Sit down.Copy !req
78. - You want to kiss?
- I'll try anything once.Copy !req
79. I didn't think I'd like fruit pies,
but then I tried one...Copy !req
80. and if your kiss is anything
like a fruit pie, I'm sure—Copy !req
81. All right. See you around.Copy !req
82. Mom, Dad, did you see the sunrise
this morning?Copy !req
83. It was the same color
as my girlfriend Marie's hair.Copy !req
84. Here's your coffee, sweetmeat.Copy !req
85. Reminds me of my girlfriend Marie.Copy !req
86. She likes to drink her coffee black, too.Copy !req
87. Looks like they'll finally
cut down the big oak tree...Copy !req
88. in the middle of the ball park.Copy !req
89. I'm not sure what my girlfriend Marie
thinks about that. I'll ask her.Copy !req
90. All right, Bobby, I'll bite.Copy !req
91. Why do you keep saying
the word "girlfriend"?Copy !req
92. Because I have a girlfriend.Copy !req
93. Bobby has a girlfriend? All right, son.Copy !req
94. She's real, right?Copy !req
95. I mean, she's not imaginary
or on a cereal box or anything, is she?Copy !req
96. - No.
- All right.Copy !req
97. I assume that she's your girlfriend...Copy !req
98. just like Joseph is your boyfriend.Copy !req
99. Peggy, Joseph is not Bobby's boyfriend.Copy !req
100. Red alert! The garbage truck's here!Copy !req
101. You're not taking it!Copy !req
102. Can you ask this gentleman
to get off the couch, so we can do our job?Copy !req
103. Bill, don't move a muscle.Copy !req
104. Good work, Bill.Copy !req
105. All right, but if you leave it out,
somebody's going to haul it away.Copy !req
106. Go to hell.Copy !req
107. Let's go.Copy !req
108. What do you want to do, guys?
Let's go bike riding.Copy !req
109. - That's boring.
- Yeah, that's a little boring, Connie.Copy !req
110. Maybe there's something else
we all could do?Copy !req
111. We could go shopping for clothes
at the mall.Copy !req
112. That's a great idea.Copy !req
113. For quality purposes, some portions
of this conversation may be recorded.Copy !req
114. Gribble residence.
Hey, Dale,Copy !req
115. I just phoned to talk about the couch.Copy !req
116. You know, just thinking about the couch.Copy !req
117. Bill, this is so strange.Copy !req
118. I was just about to call you
about the couch.Copy !req
119. Yeah? You know the only thing
better than talking about the couch?Copy !req
120. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
121. - I'll see you out there!
- All right.Copy !req
122. Wonder where your friends are.
I don't know.Copy !req
123. They were following us to the mall
and then they were gone.Copy !req
124. Look, the couch. You want to kiss?Copy !req
125. No, I got to go.Copy !req
126. You know, Marie...Copy !req
127. the other night when you wanted to kiss,
I didn't feel like it...Copy !req
128. but I did it anyway.Copy !req
129. You have to respect my needs, too.Copy !req
130. Okay, whatever.Copy !req
131. Bobby?Copy !req
132. Okay, Bobby, I got to go.Copy !req
133. Good night, Marie.Copy !req
134. Can I have some rice
and plain toast, please?Copy !req
135. My girlfriend Marie's a vegetarian,
and she says—Copy !req
136. There it is.
I knew this was too good to be true.Copy !req
137. So? She's a vegetarian.Copy !req
138. She still likes lots of things I like.
Like kissing, for instance.Copy !req
139. My word. Hank, talk to the boy.Copy !req
140. Bobby...Copy !req
141. vegetarians can't be trusted.Copy !req
142. Just last week,
we caught one of them siphoning gas...Copy !req
143. - out of a company truck—
- No, I was talking about the kissing.Copy !req
144. - He's too young.
- You would think that...Copy !req
145. but I am such a good kisser, Mom.
Marie says so.Copy !req
146. You should have seen it.Copy !req
147. She bent my head back, she put her hand—Copy !req
148. Bobby, you are only 12.
You should be afraid of girls.Copy !req
149. You're just jealous because
you aren't as in love as me and Marie.Copy !req
150. I really don't think you can compare
a two-day infatuation...Copy !req
151. to a 20-year marriage.Copy !req
152. I bet Marie and me have kissed more
in two days...Copy !req
153. than you have in your whole marriage.Copy !req
154. You know, I don't think
I've ever seen you guys kiss.Copy !req
155. - Your father has kissed me.
- Peggy!Copy !req
156. I'm not afraid to show my love. You are.Copy !req
157. Your father and I have done things
you can't even imagine.Copy !req
158. Peggy, please.Copy !req
159. Uh...Copy !req
160. I'm flattered that you asked me
to help you with your algebra homework.Copy !req
161. Actually, Luanne, I don't need you
to teach me algebra.Copy !req
162. Thank God!Copy !req
163. Well...Copy !req
164. As you know, Bobby has a girlfriend.Copy !req
165. Bobby has a girlfriend, and I know it?Copy !req
166. Yes, and well...Copy !req
167. it's made me realize
that I really like Bobby.Copy !req
168. What should I do?Copy !req
169. if you and Bobby are meant to be,
then it'll happen.Copy !req
170. I mean, Buckley and I weren't meant to be,
and that's why he blew up.Copy !req
171. Excuse me. I have an outside couch.Copy !req
172. What do you have
to keep the squirrels away?Copy !req
173. I'll check.Copy !req
174. What are you doing?Copy !req
175. Hank, remember how we
used to hold hands in broad daylight?Copy !req
176. Come on, honey, hold my hand.Copy !req
177. I wish I could, but my hands are full, see?Copy !req
178. I guess Bobby was right.
Maybe we are afraid to show our love.Copy !req
179. All right.Copy !req
180. Get a room, you two.Copy !req
181. What did you do to my old couch?Copy !req
182. We're not falling for it, Kahn.
This was not yours.Copy !req
183. I got rid of it after a neighborhood cat
came inside and peed all over it.Copy !req
184. Tried to dump it in front of Gribble's yard,
but Minh cut her leg on a tack...Copy !req
185. so we dump it here.Copy !req
186. I get it. He's seen what we've done with it,
now he wants it back.Copy !req
187. You crazy! I don't want it back.Copy !req
188. I got an old pair of boxer shorts
you can use as a tea cozy. Want that, too?Copy !req
189. Hey, is Bobby home?
Who are you?Copy !req
190. I'm Marie.Copy !req
191. How old are you?
14.Copy !req
192. 14? I don't know what
Bobby's been telling you, but he's only 12.Copy !req
193. He's been telling me lots of things.Copy !req
194. How come
you never hold your wife's hand?Copy !req
195. See you later, Dad.Copy !req
196. Bobby's Marie is 14 years old.Copy !req
197. What? Oh, God.Copy !req
198. That means when she was three,
our Bobby was only one.Copy !req
199. It makes me sick just thinking about it.Copy !req
200. Is this a make-out party?Copy !req
201. Because if it is, I'm prepared for that.Copy !req
202. Look, if the lady doesn't want to dance,
don't make her dance.Copy !req
203. - Come on, kid. Move out of the way.
- Bobby, move.Copy !req
204. Marie!Copy !req
205. Bobby, what are you doing?Copy !req
206. Why were you dancing
with those guys?Copy !req
207. I don't know.
I like dancing, I wanted to dance.Copy !req
208. Who were those guys?Copy !req
209. Why were you dancing with all those guys?Copy !req
210. Bobby, they're friends.
We were just dancing.Copy !req
211. What about us?
You are supposed to dance with just me...Copy !req
212. and maybe some of your girlfriends,
but mostly just me!Copy !req
213. What? This is getting way too intense.
We're only friends.Copy !req
214. I thought we were more than that!Copy !req
215. You're a funny guy.
You make me laugh. That's all.Copy !req
216. But we kissed.Copy !req
217. Yes, and looking back now,
maybe that was a mistake.Copy !req
218. Mistake?Copy !req
219. That was the single most important thing
in my life.Copy !req
220. Look, I don't think
we should hang out together anymore.Copy !req
221. Just tell me why you were dancing
with all those guys!Copy !req
222. Goodbye, Bobby.Copy !req
223. You kissed me.
That means we're back together again.Copy !req
224. Marie, come back.Copy !req
225. Look, I'm doing your favorite comedy bit.Copy !req
226. What are you talking about?Copy !req
227. What are you talking about?Copy !req
228. What are you talking about?Copy !req
229. Somebody push you off your bike, son?Copy !req
230. Marie broke up with me.Copy !req
231. - It doesn't feel so good, does it, son?
- No.Copy !req
232. I guess your love wasn't as strong
as your father's and mine, was it?Copy !req
233. No, it wasn't.Copy !req
234. I kissed Marie on this couch.Copy !req
235. That's not what this couch is for.Copy !req
236. Yeah, you know
you have to put it to a vote...Copy !req
237. if you want a family member
to use the couch.Copy !req
238. All right.Copy !req
239. I know it's not good
when a girl breaks your heart.Copy !req
240. It's only natural to be sad.Copy !req
241. But the couch is a happy place.Copy !req
242. He stopped crying.
That's a step in the right direction.Copy !req
243. The boy's taste in music
is getting better, too.Copy !req
244. Mom, I'm never going to make
anyone laugh ever again.Copy !req
245. I don't want to be a prop comic,Copy !req
246. No, Ladybird, not now.Copy !req
247. Look at it this way.
Tonight you're going out on a date...Copy !req
248. with your parents.Copy !req
249. And we know how you like going out
with people older than you.Copy !req
250. I'm on a date with my two favorite men.
Look at me.Copy !req
251. A cup of rice, plain toast...Copy !req
252. and I'll help myself to the salad bar.
Thank you.Copy !req
253. Is that her?Copy !req
254. Now it all makes sense.
She looks exactly like me.Copy !req
255. Dad, I want to go home.Copy !req
256. You can't let her get to you, son.
if you leave, she wins.Copy !req
257. And dating is all about
who wins and who loses.Copy !req
258. Yee-haw!
Welcome to The Panhandler.Copy !req
259. Would any of you fine folks...Copy !req
260. care to take on
our 72-ounce top sirloin steak?Copy !req
261. Finish it in an hour and it's free.
No, thank you.Copy !req
262. Yes, I would.Copy !req
263. That's a lot of meat, son.
What happened to being a vegetarian?Copy !req
264. And I want it rare.Copy !req
265. All right, Bobby! Let's go!Copy !req
266. Okay, the rules are simple.Copy !req
267. No one is allowed to help you
chew or cut the meat.Copy !req
268. And if you get sick before the finish,
the contest is over.Copy !req
269. Good luck. Let's give him
a little encouragement, folks!Copy !req
270. Attaboy. You can do it, son.Copy !req
271. Shovel it in, honey.
Don't be afraid to use all your teeth.Copy !req
272. That's it.
36 down, only 36 ounces to go, son.Copy !req
273. Tame that slab of beef.Copy !req
274. You're just making
a fool of yourself, Bobby.Copy !req
275. Nobody's impressed.Copy !req
276. - Come on, kid. Slice and swallow.
- A steak-eating machine.Copy !req
277. Come on, Mom, Dad. We're leaving.Copy !req
278. Thank you, Arlen.Copy !req
279. You two, I'm trying to eat.Copy !req
280. Son, the worst part's over.Copy !req
281. Now you'll realize just how silly...Copy !req
282. The couch is gone! No!Copy !req
283. We didn't even get a chance
to say goodbye.Copy !req
284. - Hi, Bobby.
- Hey, Connie.Copy !req
285. Are you okay?Copy !req
286. Me and Marie just broke up.Copy !req
287. You're taking it pretty hard.
You must've really liked her a lot.Copy !req
288. No, I just ate a 72-ounce steak dinner
in 37 minutes.Copy !req
289. When you finish, you want to come over
to my house and watch some television?Copy !req
290. It doesn't have to be television,Copy !req
291. Why, I don't know, Dale.Copy !req
292. No, I didn't see a thing,Copy !req
293. I bet the city hauled it away.Copy !req
294. I know, Dale. I miss it, too.Copy !req
295. Maybe it's all for the best.Copy !req
296. We were starting to depend
on that couch too much.Copy !req
297. Yeah, it's probably...Copy !req
298. all for the best.Copy !req
299. Morning, Dale.Copy !req
300. Hi, John Redcorn.
Dale.Copy !req
301. Morning, John Redcorn.Copy !req
302. Peggy. Just dropping off
a new healing herb for Nancy...Copy !req
303. to help with her migraines. Ginkgo biloba.Copy !req
304. Yeah, sure, I've heard of that.Copy !req
305. Well, you must be reading Doyle Harcavy.Copy !req
306. What's he got for us this morning?Copy !req
307. "When it comes to starting the day,
nothing wakes me up faster than coffee."Copy !req
308. Boy, he's got that right.Copy !req
309. "They say children are a blessing,
but mine are holy terrors."Copy !req
310. Doyle Harcavy knows children.Copy !req
311. Of course, his daughter
jumped out a window.Copy !req
312. I don't believe it. Doyle Harcavy
is retiring from the musings column.Copy !req
313. No.Copy !req
314. He's going to write product descriptions
for Bradley Air and Heat.Copy !req
315. - I don't know how they'll ever replace him.
- I know how.Copy !req
316. You can write that column, Aunt Peggy.
You're a natural.Copy !req
317. Now, Luanne, Peggy has a musing
now and then...Copy !req
318. but Doyle Harcavy is a musing machine.Copy !req
319. I think I could do it
as well as anyone else could.Copy !req
320. I play Boggle, and that takes verbal ability.Copy !req
321. And I'm always making observations
all day long.Copy !req
322. - Really? Go ahead. Come up with one.
- You mean right now?Copy !req
323. Okay. All right. Well, let's see.Copy !req
324. I like milk.Copy !req
325. Hey, that's the best so far.Copy !req
326. Do one about cookies.Copy !req
327. No.Copy !req
328. Stupid.Copy !req
329. Too obvious,Copy !req
330. Why don't you try some out on me?
Give me your five best.Copy !req
331. I cannot work with you coming in here
every two hours and yelling at me.Copy !req
332. I'm going to Nancy's.Copy !req
333. Nancy.Copy !req
334. Nancy!Copy !req
335. Hello.Copy !req
336. Where are you?Copy !req
337. Nancy,Copy !req
338. Nancy.Copy !req
339. There you are. Hello, John Redcorn.Copy !req
340. Yes, we were just back here.Copy !req
341. I just had to get out of that house.Copy !req
342. I am trying to do some creative work,
and Hank seems to think...Copy !req
343. that he's helping by making me
more and more stressed-out.Copy !req
344. It is giving me a whopping headache.Copy !req
345. Yes. Headaches can often
be caused by stress.Copy !req
346. Of course, John Redcorn.
You're a licensed New Age healer.Copy !req
347. Why don't I try a healing session with you?Copy !req
348. I guess that would be all right. It is my job.Copy !req
349. That would be great.
Okay, I'll call you for an appointment.Copy !req
350. That was awkward.
What kind of game is she playing?Copy !req
351. Sug', I don't think she knows about us.Copy !req
352. Peggy's got such a trusting nature.
She always believes the best in people.Copy !req
353. You know, all of a sudden, I feel dirty.Copy !req
354. I'm gonna take a shower.
I'll join you.Copy !req
355. isn't this lovely.Copy !req
356. I wasn't expecting carpet.
I was expecting...Copy !req
357. I don't know what I was expecting.
Not carpet.Copy !req
358. Peggy, relax.Copy !req
359. What an interesting chair.Copy !req
360. When I'm sitting in a chair, I never know
quite what to do with my head.Copy !req
361. So this is wonderful.Copy !req
362. Thank you. It's from Brookstone.Copy !req
363. The whales sing of joy and sorrow,
of gain and loss...Copy !req
364. like LeAnn Rimes.Copy !req
365. Now, there,Copy !req
366. Now lie quietly for as long as you want,Copy !req
367. while I copy both sides
of your insurance card,Copy !req
368. Peggy's gonna have a hard time
replacing Doyle Harcavy.Copy !req
369. That guy's amazing.Copy !req
370. You look at his picture in the paper,
he never gets a day older.Copy !req
371. She has to mail in a sample column
this week.Copy !req
372. But she'll muse circles around him
if she can just get past her headaches.Copy !req
373. Those headaches are good as gone.Copy !req
374. Peggy went to John Redcorn for a healing.Copy !req
375. What?Copy !req
376. Don't worry, old John R will fix her up
just like he does for Nancy...Copy !req
377. three times a week.Copy !req
378. Oh, Hank...Copy !req
379. I'm sure Peggy's headache
is nowhere near as serious as Nancy's.Copy !req
380. I tell you what, man.
You don't want to know.Copy !req
381. I can't even know what it is with you.Copy !req
382. Don't worry about Peggy.Copy !req
383. She does not have the same kind of...Copy !req
384. medical condition
that's causing Dale's wife...Copy !req
385. to suffer unduly. Where is she?Copy !req
386. Everything is beautiful
In its own wayCopy !req
387. Hi, Hank.Copy !req
388. Peggy, I guess dinner's gonna be
a little late tonight.Copy !req
389. I just had a headache session
with John Redcorn.Copy !req
390. He lit some sweetgrass
and then I drifted off.Copy !req
391. The next thing I knew
I felt fan-freaking-tastic.Copy !req
392. Good. Your headache's gone.Copy !req
393. Then I guess you're all done
with John-freaking-Redcorn.Copy !req
394. Then I guess you're all done
with John-freaking-Redcorn.Copy !req
395. No, this is just the beginning.Copy !req
396. I have already scheduled
another treatment for next week.Copy !req
397. Peggy, I don't know how some guy
rubbing your neck helps your head.Copy !req
398. I mean, what's the connection?Copy !req
399. My reporter's instincts tell me...Copy !req
400. someone's a little grumpy
without his dinner.Copy !req
401. I just got my first musing:Copy !req
402. "My husband calls me his better half...Copy !req
403. "because I better half dinner
on the table when he gets home."Copy !req
404. I'm gonna go write that up
while it's still fresh.Copy !req
405. - What's wrong, Uncle Hank?
- Nothing's wrong.Copy !req
406. It's good news. Peggy had
her headache cured by John Redcorn.Copy !req
407. Stop that. Put your face back
the way it was before somebody sees you.Copy !req
408. - What's wrong, Luanne?
- Nothing's wrong, Bobby.Copy !req
409. Now go play outside.
Dinner's gonna be a little late.Copy !req
410. Hank, would you like a beer?Copy !req
411. This is not a social call, John Redcorn.Copy !req
412. I think I know why you're here.
Your wife came to me with a headache.Copy !req
413. A real headache,Copy !req
414. Her head actually hurt.Copy !req
415. I know that. But as I recall,
that's how it started with Nancy Gribble.Copy !req
416. Hank, you are my friend.Copy !req
417. I promise I would never heal your wife
the way I heal the wives of others.Copy !req
418. You better not. Because if you lay
one unprofessional hand on Peggy...Copy !req
419. I'm gonna kick your ass.Copy !req
420. I will.Copy !req
421. Oh, my Lord. Hank, I got it.Copy !req
422. - They are giving me the musings column.
- Thank God.Copy !req
423. You got the job. The pressure's off.
No more headaches, right?Copy !req
424. Are you kidding?
I have weekly deadlines now.Copy !req
425. I'll have to schedule
a regular night with John Redcorn.Copy !req
426. What? No. You don't need John Redcorn
to get rid of a headache.Copy !req
427. Here. I'll give you a massage.Copy !req
428. Just let me know where you really need it.Copy !req
429. That's my kidneys.Copy !req
430. Breathe. Picture a wide-open field.Copy !req
431. Throw some birds in there if you want.Copy !req
432. Hank, stop it. You're just pinching,
slapping, and poking me.Copy !req
433. What is it that you have
against John Redcorn?Copy !req
434. Don't make me say it.
You know what he does to his clients.Copy !req
435. You think he's overcharging me?
For your information, I checked around.Copy !req
436. He is less expensive
than both VlP and Oriental Massage.Copy !req
437. For God sakes, Peggy, come on.Copy !req
438. It's taken him 13 years
to cure Nancy's headache.Copy !req
439. So you're saying...Copy !req
440. What are you... You're calling him a quack?Copy !req
441. You're saying his methods aren't effective?Copy !req
442. No. I'm saying they're very effective.Copy !req
443. Come on, you know what I'm talking about,Copy !req
444. Nancy. John Redcorn. Joseph.Copy !req
445. Good God!Copy !req
446. I just cannot believe
that I could be so stupid.Copy !req
447. How could you not tell me
what was going on in my own side yard?Copy !req
448. I thought you knew.
How could you not know?Copy !req
449. Look at Joseph.
Where do you think he came from?Copy !req
450. Nancy told me Dale had
a Jamaican grandmother. I believed her.Copy !req
451. Oh, my God. Dale. Does Dale know?Copy !req
452. No, he's as slow as you.Copy !req
453. In a sweet, trusting sort of way.Copy !req
454. Shameless tramp.Copy !req
455. How can she? I just cannot believe.Copy !req
456. Ow.Copy !req
457. - You dirty bird.
- What's wrong, sug'?Copy !req
458. Joseph is not Jamaican.
And neither is Dale.Copy !req
459. And I am beginning to suspect
that his grandmother isn't either.Copy !req
460. So you know. Who told you?Copy !req
461. No one had to tell me.
How stupid do you think I am?Copy !req
462. You've been cheating for 12 years.
Nancy, how could you?Copy !req
463. I have my reasons.Copy !req
464. Yes, and I've seen those reasons
packed into his Sergio Valente jeans.Copy !req
465. I bet you don't even
have headaches anymore.Copy !req
466. And you!Copy !req
467. Dale Gribble is your friend.
How could you be a look-the-other-wayer?Copy !req
468. Now, Peggy, you're sort of freaked out
because it's still fresh for you.Copy !req
469. Live with it awhile.
You'll see, you'll get used to it.Copy !req
470. The only thing I ever want to get used to
is a cold glass of lemonade.Copy !req
471. I am still a journalist, darn it.Copy !req
472. Did anyone else sniff today's garbage?Copy !req
473. And I thought
yesterday's garbage smelled good.Copy !req
474. Morning, Dale.Copy !req
475. You poor man.Copy !req
476. Hi, John Redcorn.
Dale.Copy !req
477. Well, well, well.Copy !req
478. John Redcorn.
Peggy.Copy !req
479. Nancy's headache's
very severe this morning.Copy !req
480. Must be the pollen.Copy !req
481. - Well, well, well.
- Well.Copy !req
482. John Redcorn.Copy !req
483. Peggy Hill.Copy !req
484. Peggy Hill, what's so important
I have to jump off treadmill?Copy !req
485. I am so sorry, Minh,
but I had to talk to someone.Copy !req
486. It's about Nancy.Copy !req
487. - She's having an affair.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
488. - She's cheating on John Redcorn?
- You know about them?Copy !req
489. Not at first. It took me about an hour.Copy !req
490. But I am naive and trusting person.Copy !req
491. - Peggy Hill, you not know?
- I knew.Copy !req
492. Peggy Hill not know. That is so funny.
Okay, who I tell?Copy !req