King of the Hill 3x15

David Herman as The Astounding Herrerra (voice) • Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn (voice)

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him. Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School report on Jesus, and when he sees the magician, he incorporates some of the tricks and patter into the report, calling it "The Amazing Jesus."

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1. IT LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT.

2. OH, I GUESS THAT'S THE TAIL, HUH?

3. VERY GOOD, HONEY. WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?

4. THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A PIG.

5. NO, WAIT. MAYBE IT'S A HAM.

6. BOBBY, IN YOUR IMAGINATION

7. THERE ARE NO WRONG ANSWERS.

8. LOOK, MOM, A BEE.

9. WELL, YEAH, I GUESS THAT COULD BE

10. MAYBE A PUFFY LITTLE WING AND...

11. OH.

12. WE EVEN FOOLED A BEE.

13. WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE BEES ARE STUPID.

14. FOOL AN OWL, THEN WE'LL TALK.

15. GUESS WHO SOLD 3 BARBECUES TODAY?

16. DAD, IN HERE. I'M PAINTING MY ROOM.

17. WELL, ALL RIGHT, SON. HEH-HEH.

18. YOU CAN FINALLY WEAR THOSE OVERALLS

19. WITHOUT BEING EMBARRASSED.

20. I'LL GET THE FUNSAVER.

21. UH, UH, HOLD ON A MINUTE.

22. THIS IS OUR SON'S FIRST PAINT JOB.

23. DO WE REALLY WANNA REMEMBER IT LOOKING ALL BLOTCHY?

24. THOSE AREN'T BLOTCHES.

25. THEY'RE CLOUDS.

26. HUH?

27. YOU PAINTED CLOUDS?

28. WHITE PUFFY CLOUDS.

29. THIS IS A BOY'S ROOM, NOT A DAYCARE CENTER.

30. A BOY'S ROOM SHOULD BE BLUE.

31. I'M PAINTING IT BACK.

32. HANK, PLEASE DO NOT STIFLE HIM.

33. IF MY SON WANTS TO STARE AT CLOUDS, THEN HE...

34. HE CAN LOOK OUT THE DANG WINDOW.

35. HE CAN SEE ALL THE CLOUDS HE WANTS.

36. NOT AT NIGHT.

37. MMM-MMM, AT NIGHT, ALL YOU CAN SEE OUT THAT WINDOW

38. IS BILL DANCING WITH HIS MOP.

39. YUP.

40. YUP.

41. YUP.

42. YUP.

43. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

44. WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

45. ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS IT?

46. NANCY'S BIRTHDAY'S ON SATURDAY,

47. AND I'M THROWING HER A SURPRISE PARTY.

48. MAGIC, DINING AND MORE." OH.

49. YEAH, I'VE BEEN SPRAYING THEIR KITCHEN FOR ROACHES AND SILVERFISH.

50. AND WELL, UNTIL BUSINESS PICKS UP,

51. THEY'RE PAYING ME IN FREE MAGIC SHOWS.

52. YOU HAVE TO COME. YOU ALREADY SAID, "YUP."

53. OH, ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO TO THE SHOW.

54. BUT I'M NOT CLAPPING.

55. I DON'T LIKE MAGICIANS, DON'T TRUST 'EM.

56. EVER SINCE DAVID COPPERFIELD MADE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR...

57. SHAME ON HIM!

58. REMEMBER, PEOPLE, THIS IS A COVERT OPERATION.

59. I HAVE RECRUITED ONE JOHN REDCORN

60. TO KEEP NANCY BUSY ALL DAY.

61. SHE WILL NOT SUSPECT A THING.

62. OH, SUG', THIS PLACE IS PERFECT.

63. NO ONE WILL EVER SPOT US IN THIS DUMP.

64. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR HANDS

65. OUT OF MY JEANS NOW.

66. SUG', WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU'RE SO...

67. OH, MY GOD, IT'S DALE.

68. SURPRISE!

69. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.

70. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.

71. NICE WORK, JOHN REDCORN.

72. SHE DIDN'T SUSPECT A THING.

73. YOU ARE SO CLUELESS.

74. WERE YOU SURPRISED?

75. HONEY, YOU NEVER GET OLDER.

76. WELL, IT'S BEEN A WONDERFUL PARTY.

77. HANK, SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE MAGIC SHOW.

78. THE LAST THING I NEED IS SOME SILKY MAN IN HIS SILKY SCARVES

79. TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING FUN.

80. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

81. ALL THE WAY FROM GUADALAJARA, MEXICO,

82. OH, LORD!

83. GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMENS.

84. I AM ASTOUNDING HERRERA.

85. GET READY TO BE ASTOUNDED.

86. ALL RIGHT!

87. DID YOU SEE THAT?

88. HE PULLED THE WATCH RIGHT OUT OF HIS POCKET.

89. OH, HANK, WILL YOU BE QUIET?

90. THAT'S NOT PART OF THE TRICK.

91. WHERE DID THAT WATCH COME FROM?

92. YES, THERE ARE NO WIRES.

93. THE ONLY THING HOLDING HER UPS IS MAGIC.

94. SURE. WHO NEEDS WIRES

95. WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FORKLIFT BEHIND THE CURTAIN?

96. HANK, WOULD YOU PLEASE...

97. NOW THE SAWING OF WOMAN IN HALFS.

98. DID YOU SEE THAT NOW?

99. HE JUST LIED TO US.

100. HE DIDN'T REALLY CUT HER.

101. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT, HANK.

102. FOR MY NEXT ILLUSION,

103. I WILL NEED A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE.

104. A BEAUTIFUL WOMANS.

105. WELL.

106. HE'S NOT GONNA PICK YOU.

107. HE'S GOT A PLANT IN THE AUDIENCE.

108. HANK, YOU ARE NOT SITTING IN A ROOM FULL OF IDIOTS.

109. WE KNOW HE DIDN'T REALLY SAW THAT WOMAN.

110. WE KNOW BIRDS DON'T GROW OUT OF HIS FINGERS.

111. WE KNOW HIS ACCENT IS PHONY,

112. BUT WE DON'T CARE.

113. THE FUN IS PRETENDING THAT IT'S REAL.

114. AH, YES, YOU.

115. HUH?

116. EXCUSE ME.

117. YOU GO, GIRL.

118. THANK YOU.

119. AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME, MY LOVELY?

120. OH, OH, ME LLAMO PEGGY HILL.

121. AH, YOU SPEAK SPANISH, IN A WAY.

122. THEN YOU MUST KNOW

123. THAT MOST PINATAS IS FILLED WITH THE CANDIES,

124. AND ESTE BURRO IS NO EXCEPTION.

125. BUT THE SWEETNESS I AM FILLING IT WITH

126. IS THE SWEETNESS THAT IS PEGGY HILL.

127. GET IN THERE, PEGGY.

128. COME ON, PEGGY.

129. I WILL TAKE 3 SWINGS AT THE BURRO.

130. IF MISS PEGGY HILL IS LUCKY, I WILL MISS.

131. WILL SHE GET LUCKY TONIGHT?

132. 1,

133. 2,

134. AY, DIOS MIO.

135. WILL ASTOUNDING HERRERA STRIKE OUT WITH MISS PEGGY HILL?

136. WE SHALL SEE.

137. 3!

138. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.

139. GET OUT OF THE DONKEY, PEGGY. WE'RE GOING HOME.

140. BUT I STILL HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE TO HIT ON YOUR WIFE.

141. ALL RIGHT, MISTER,

142. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR TOMFOOLERY.

143. LET HER OUT OF THERE.

144. AS YOU WISH.

145. WHEE!

146. WHERE'S PEGGY?

147. YOU BRING MY WIFE BACK RIGHT NOW,

148. OR I'M GETTING THE MANAGER.

149. I'M RIGHT HERE, HANK.

150. WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

151. I CANNOT BREAK THE MAGICIAN'S CODE.

152. AND NEITHER CAN MY LOVELY ASSISTANT.

153. OK, THAT'S IT.

154. NANCY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS OVER.

155. HE WILL NOT GET VERY FAR

156. WITHOUT HIS KEYS, LADIES AND GENTLEMENS.

157. YOU THIEF, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.

158. WHAT THE... HEY.

159. A TRAP DOOR?

160. NO. HMM.

161. MIRRORS IN THE...

162. NO!

163. ROTATING STAGE?

164. WILL YOU STOP IT?

165. I PROMISED HERRERA I WOULD NOT TELL.

166. AND THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT TO A MAGICIAN

167. THAN KEEPING SECRETS.

168. PROBABLY BECAUSE SO MANY OF THEM ARE GAY.

169. WELL, YOU MADE A PROMISE TO ME, TOO.

170. "LOVE, HONOR, AND OBEY."

171. AND I WANT YOU TO OBEY ME

172. WHEN I TELL YOU TO TELL ME HOW THAT TRICK WAS DONE.

173. YOU JUST CAN'T STAND THAT I KNOW SOMETHING

174. THAT YOU DON'T.

175. WELL, GET USED TO IT, HANK,

176. BECAUSE I WILL NEVER TELL YOU

177. HOW THAT TRICK WAS DONE.

178. NEVER EVER.

179. SO, UH, THIS HERRERA, IS HE, UH...

180. YES, OF COURSE HE IS. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.

181. THEN THE PINATA EXPLODED IN A SHOWER OF CANDY.

182. WOW! WHAT KIND OF CANDY?

183. JOLLY RANCHERS.

184. OH, MY GOD!

185. THEN, POOF, I WAS GONE.

186. WHERE WERE YOU?

187. BACK IN MY SEAT TAKING A LONG, COOL SIP OF MY CORONA.

188. NO ONE KNEW HOW I GOT THERE.

189. PERHAPS NOT EVEN ME.

190. WOULD YOU STOP FILLING HIS HEAD WITH NONSENSE?

191. BOBBY, THERE'S A PERFECTLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION

192. FOR YOUR MOTHER'S BRIEF DISAPPEARANCE.

193. I'M LISTENING.

194. WELL, UH,

195. YOU SEE, UH...

196. ALL RIGHT, I WILL TELL YOU.

197. IT WAS MAGIC.

198. I KNEW IT!

199. AREN'T YOU LATE FOR SCHOOL?

200. IT'S SUNDAY.

201. WHAT ABOUT SUNDAY SCHOOL?

202. "'AND I WILL DWELL IN THE HOUSE

203. OF THE LORD FOREVER, ' GROWLED THE BEAR."

204. UH-OH, BEFORE WE GO, CHILDREN, CHILDREN,

205. I WANT TO KNOW WHO EVERYONE IS DOING

206. THEIR BIBLE REPORT ON NEXT WEEK.

207. BOBBY HILL?

208. I'M GONNA DO MY REPORT ON JESUS.

209. OH, I LOVE JESUS.

210. JESUS IS GOOD, BOBBY, VERY GOOD.

211. SHE DISAPPEARED FROM THE PINATA,

212. AND REAPPEARED IN HER CHAIR.

213. THE QUESTION IS, HOW? ANY THEORIES?

214. YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I HAVE THEORIES?

215. ABOUT THE MAGIC TRICK, DALE.

216. OH, NOT A CLUE.

217. IT'S DONE WITH TWINS.

218. ONE PEGGY IN THE PINATA, ONE PEGGY IN THE AUDIENCE.

219. ANOTHER WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE PEGGY,

220. SMELLS LIKE PEGGY, FEELS LIKE...

221. MY WIFE DOES NOT HAVE A TWIN.

222. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE, AND YOU NEVER WILL.

223. THEY DESTROYED THE PROOF

224. WHEN THEY BLEW UP ONE OF THE PEGGYS.

225. BOOMHAUER?

226. MAN, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING. THAT COCKTAIL WAITRESS

227. GAVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER, MAN.

228. WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE, HAD ROPES AND PULLEYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, MAN.

229. YEAH, THAT COULD WORK.

230. PEGGY IS HOISTED BY A ROPE,

231. CLIMBS OUT A HEATING DUCT,

232. RUNS THROUGH THE PARKING LOT...

233. NOT EVEN CLOSE.

234. MOM ALREADY TOLD YOU HOW THE TRICK WAS DONE.

235. MAGIC.

236. I KNEW IT.

237. BOBBY, DON'T YOU HAVE SOME HOMEWORK TO DO?

238. NO.

239. WHAT ABOUT SUNDAY SCHOOL HOMEWORK?

240. OY.

241. "THIS BEGINNING OF MIRACLES DID JESUS IN CANA OF GALILEE

242. "AND MANIFESTED FORTH HIS GLORY

243. AND HIS DISCIPLES BELIEVED ON HIM."

244. HMM.

245. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

246. WELL, IT SEEMS A LITTLE, UM, BORING.

247. YEAH, BORING.

248. BUT I COPIED IT RIGHT OUT OF THE BIBLE.

249. OH, WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN BORING. NOT BORING. I MEAN, IT'S...

250. NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT STINKS.

251. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT BEING CREATIVE WITH IT.

252. OK, WHEN I SUBSTITUTE TEACH A HISTORY CLASS,

253. I DON'T JUST READ THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.

254. I, MAYBE, READ IT IN A FUNNY VOICE.

255. YOU KNOW, UM...

256. HEY, HEY, HEY. "WE THE PEOPLE"...

257. YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

258. LET'S GO, LUANNE. WE'RE LATE.

259. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

260. OUT.

261. OUT?

262. YES, OUT.

263. TO SEE THE ASTOUNDING HERRERA AT ABRACAPASTA.

264. LUANNE.

265. CAN I COME, TOO?

266. BOBBY, HONEY, NO.

267. YOUR FATHER IS JUST GONNA TELL YOU HOW ALL THE TRICKS ARE DONE

268. AND POSSIBLY RUIN MAGIC FOR YOU FOREVER.

269. NOW, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER STAY IN YOUR ROOM

270. AND DO SOME HOMEWORK, HUH?

271. READY?

272. I'LL GET MY COAT.

273. SHE'S GOT HER LEGS PULLED UP TO HER CHEST.

274. SO, THOSE ARE FAKE FEET STICKING OUT OF THE BOX.

275. IF IT'S THAT OBVIOUS TO YOU,

276. IMAGINE HOW I FEEL.

277. FOR MY FINAL ILLUSION,

278. I WILL NEED A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE.

279. A BEAUTIFUL WOMANS.

280. OK, LUANNE, LIKE WE PRACTICED.

281. YES, PLEASE. IN THE BACK.

282. YES, PLEASE.

283. IN THE BACK.

284. UH...

285. YES, PLEASE.

286. I WON'T REALLY DISAPPEAR. I WON'T REALLY DISAPPEAR.

287. I WON'T REALLY DISAPPEAR.

288. AND NOW I STEP INSIDE THE PINATA.

289. NO, SHE'S SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE.

290. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO THE TRICK.

291. OH!

292. PSST!

293. HAVE YOU FIGURED IT OUT YET?

294. UM, I THINK THAT'S MY SEAT.

295. PEGGY, PEGGY, COME HERE QUICK.

296. I FIGURED IT OUT.

297. ALL RIGHT, HOW'S IT DONE?

298. GET IN THE BOX. YOU'LL SEE.

299. BUT WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME?

300. PLEASE?

301. FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I NEED A BEAUTIFUL WOMANS.

302. WELL, ALL RIGHT.

303. I HAVE SEALED THE BOX.

304. OK, NOW WHAT?

305. NOW YOU TELL ME HOW THAT TRICK WAS DONE.

306. WHAT?

307. YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT TILL YOU TELL ME.

308. HANK HILL. I CAN WAIT.

309. MOM, DAD, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR CHURCH.

310. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, HONEY.

311. OK.

312. ALL RIGHT.

313. "BUT I ONLY SAW ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS

314. 'CAUSE GOD WAS HOLDING ME."

315. PEGGY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T...

316. THOU SHALT NOT SPEAK TO ME.

317. OUR NEXT REPORT IS FROM THE AMAZING JESUS.

318. GOOD MORNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

319. I AM THE AMAZING JESUS,

320. SON OF GOD AND MASTER OF PRESTIDIGITATION.

321. OOH-AH!

322. THANK YOU.

323. HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

324. YOUR FOLLOWERS WANT A GLASS OF WINE,

325. BUT ALL YOU HAVE IS WATER?

326. WELL, IF YOU'RE THE AMAZING JESUS,

327. NO PROBLEM.

328. WATER INTO WINE! IT'S A MIRACLE.

329. JOHN 2:11. THANK YOU.

330. NOW WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING TO GO WITH ALL THIS WINE.

331. MAYBE SOME BREAD?

332. BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA FEED ALL

333. THESE HUNGRY PEOPLE WITH JUST ONE SLICE?

334. NO PROBLEM IF YOU'RE THE AMAZING JESUS.

335. AMEN. IT'S A MIRACLE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

336. MARK 6:44.

337. THANK YOU!

338. SHH!

339. AND NOW FOR MY NEXT MIRACLE,

340. I'M GONNA NEED A LARGE, WOODEN CROSS

341. AND A COUPLE OF VOLUNTEERS.

342. NO!

343. WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG.

344. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE JESUS,

345. NOT MAKE A MOCKERY OF HIM.

346. NEXT BUMPER STICKER I SEE,

347. YOU WILL GET UP HERE,

348. AND YOU WILL HONK LIKE THE DICKENS.

349. I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE JESUS INTERESTING,

350. LIKE MOM TOLD ME.

351. OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DOES NOT NEED ANY HELP KEEPING PEOPLE'S INTEREST.

352. I... I THOUGHT BOBBY WOULD MAKE A LAMB OUT OF COTTON BALLS.

353. NOW THEY'RE GONNA STICK US IN THAT DANG NEWSLETTER.

354. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS OF ANYONE

355. JUST BECAUSE I'M BOBBY'S DAD.

356. WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRAGGED HIM DOWN TO ABRACAPASTA

357. AND TOLD HIM HOW ALL THE TRICKS WERE DONE.

358. YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE ALL THE MYSTERY OUT OF LIFE,

359. DON'T YOU, HANK?

360. DON'T BLAME ME. YOU'RE THE ONE

361. WHO GOT HIM ALL WORKED UP ABOUT MAGIC.

362. YOU FILLED HIS HEAD WITH PUFFY CLOUDS AND JOLLY RANCHERS.

363. WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?

364. MY FOLKS YELLED AT ME THE WHOLE WAY HOME.

365. THEN THEY STOPPED YELLING AT ME

366. AND STARTED YELLING AT EACH OTHER.

367. THEY'RE STILL YELLING AT EACH OTHER.

368. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

369. SOMETIMES MY PARENTS FIGHT,

370. NEVER GO TO SLEEP ANGRY.

371. THEY ALWAYS MAKE UP BEFORE GOING TO THEIR BEDROOMS.

372. HOW DO THEY MAKE UP?

373. THEY DO SOMETHING NICE FOR EACH OTHER.

374. LIKE MY MOM BUYS MY DAD A CARTON OF CIGARETTES,

375. AND MY DAD BUYS MY MOM A DUFFEL BAG

376. WITH HIS FREQUENT SMOKER POINTS.

377. YEAH, I'LL GET MY PARENTS

378. TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR EACH OTHER.

379. THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN MY PLAN

380. OF TURNING THEM BOTH AGAINST LUANNE.

381. MOM, MOM, COME IN HERE, QUICK.

382. I'VE GOT SOUP IN THE MICROWAVE. WHAT?

383. DAD MUST HAVE DONE IT.

384. ISN'T THAT NICE OF HIM?

385. MAYBE IT'S JUST HIS WAY OF SAYING HE'S SORRY.

386. OH, HANK.

387. OH, YOU SWEET, SWEET, STUBBORN, SWEET, SWEET MAN.

388. APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

389. WHAT APOLOGY? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

390. OH, SINCE DAD DID SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU,

391. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL HIM HOW THE TRICK WAS DONE.

392. OH, NOW I GET IT.

393. YOU THOUGHT YOU'D JUST SLAP A FEW CLOUDS ON BOBBY'S WALL,

394. AND I WOULD GIVE UP HERRERA'S SECRET?

395. CLOUDS?

396. OH, LORD, THEY'RE BACK.

397. RIGHT. NICE TRY, BUT IT WON'T WORK.

398. I DIDN'T PAINT THESE CLOUDS.

399. DON'T LIE TO ME, HANK.

400. I'M NOT.

401. AND DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, EITHER.

402. WELL, I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT,

403. YOU PIG-HEADED LIAR.

404. OH!

405. JOSEPH, I SCREWED EVERYTHING UP.

406. HEY! HMM. LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.

407. MY PLAN COMPLETELY BACKFIRED.

408. NOW THEY'RE FIGHTING WORSE THAN EVER.

409. OH, MAN!

410. DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA GET DIVORCED?

411. WHAT?

412. I DON'T KNOW. THEY COULD.

413. BUT DON'T WORRY, LOTS OF PEOPLE GET DIVORCED.

414. MR. DAUTERIVE GOT DIVORCED.

415. OH.

416. THE BOY'S 12 YEARS OLD.

417. WHAT DOES HE NEED CLOUDS ON THE WALL FOR?

418. AND THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE CLOUDS. THEY LOOK LIKE...

419. WHAT, HANK? WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?

420. WELL, LIKE... LIKE BIG, WHITE BLOTCHES OF BAD PAINTING.

421. WELL, MAYBE TO SOMEONE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO IMAGINATION.

422. I SEE ALL SORTS OF THINGS.

423. WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH IMAGINATION.

424. EVERYTHING'S ALL LOOP-DE-LOOPS AND FLIBBERTIGIBBET.

425. I LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD

426. WHERE MEN SELL PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES.

427. WHAT DO YOU DO?

428. I TRADE IN IDEAS.

429. I AM A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER AND A PROFESSIONAL MUSER.

430. YEAH, WELL, IDEAS DON'T PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE.

431. OH, REALLY?

432. WELL, IDEAS DECIDE HOW TO PREPARE THAT FOOD.

433. AND THEN PROPANE COOKS IT. I WIN.

434. YOU DON'T WIN. YOU DON'T... YOU CAN'T JUST...

435. YOU CAN'T... I CAN'T JUST WHAT?

436. YOU DON'T JUST...

437. WHAT? WHAT? WHERE'S YOUR IMAGINATION NOW?

438. WHERE ARE THOSE PRECIOUS IDEAS WHEN YOU NEED 'EM, HUH?

439. HANK, YOU... YOU... AHHH!

440. OW!

441. OW!

442. OH, HANK.

443. WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU STOPPED FIGHTING.

444. THAT'S RIGHT.

445. EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE NOW, HONEY.

446. BUT HOW?

447. WELL, UH, YOUR MOTHER KICKED ME IN THE SHIN.

448. I KICKED HER BACK AND WELL, HEH...

449. WELL, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.

450. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

451. WELL, SURE IT DOES. SEE, I WAS MAD,

452. YOUR MOTHER WAS MADDER, AND WE SORT OF, UH...

453. AW, HECK, I GUESS IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE,

454. BUT I GUESS IT DOESN'T HAVE TO.

455. THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN.

456. THAT'S RIGHT.

457. YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.

458. LOOSEN UP, BOBBY. I TELL YOU WHAT,

459. WHY DON'T YOU SIT WITH US HERE,

460. AND WE'LL WATCH THE CLOUDS GO BY?

461. OK.

462. HEY, NOW, SEE, THAT ONE OVER THERE LOOKS LIKE A,

463. UH, UH, A PROPANE TANK.

464. OR A GUMMY BEAR.

465. VERY GOOD, BOTH OF YOU.

466. HEY, THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A PROPANE TANK, TOO.

467. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE LITTLE ONES OVER THERE LOOK LIKE?

468. PROPANE ACCESSORIES?

469. YES, YES, BUT WHICH ONES?

470. UH, SPATULA?

471. WELL, NOW YOU'RE JUST GUESSING.

472. PEGGY?

473. IT'S A GRILL BRUSH.

474. AND NOW, THE PINATA OF DEATH REVEALED.

475. AS SOON AS OUR VOLUNTEER GETS IN THE BURRO,

476. A FLAP BENEATH THE TAIL OPENS.

477. SHE STEPS OUT AND PUTS ON A PONCHO AND SOMBRERO

478. AND DANCES OFF STAGE.

479. THE FIRE?

480. JUST A DIVERSION.

481. IT APPEARS OUR VOLUNTEER HAS VANISHED.

482. HAS SHE?

483. HARDLY.

484. AND THAT IS THE SECRET BEHIND THE PINATA OF DEATH.

485. PLEASE DON'T TELL MY DAD.

486. YOU ARE SO CLUELESS.