1. I'M GETTING SOME NICE COLOR.
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2. LOOK OUT, MRS. HILL. SNAKE!
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3. OH, IT'S A HARMLESS
BULL SNAKE. I'D SAY HE...
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4. OH, PARDON, SHE IS
ABOUT 9 MONTHS OLD.
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5. YOUR MOM'S AS COOL
AS MOST PEOPLE'S DADS.
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6. IT'S LIKE THAT BOOK THEY TOOK
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7. I'VE GOT 2 DADS.
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8. NO, YOU DON'T.
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9. THIS IS HILL.
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10. TOM LANDRY MIDDLE
SCHOOL NEEDS YOU, PEGGY.
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11. THIS JOB'S FOR AT
LEAST A WEEK, MAYBE 2.
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12. CAN YOU SUB FOR MRS. GONZALES?
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13. GONZALES? WELL,
THAT'S SPANISH, ISN'T IT?
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14. YES, IT IS. YOUR BEST SUBJECT.
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15. YOU'LL BE FINE, JUST FINE.
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16. THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME.
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17. DANG IT, PEGGY, I
COULD LOSE MY JOB.
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18. DIGA ME?
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19. I... I JUST CAN'T.
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20. BUT ON A COMPLETELY
UNRELATED SUBJECT,
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21. HASN'T IT BEEN A WHILE
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22. SINCE YOUR LAST SURPRISE
IN-CLASS EVALUATION?
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23. WELL, YES, IT HAS,
BUT TELL ME WHAT...
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24. OH.
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25. MRS. HILL, I'M MS. AYRES.
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26. I'M HERE TO EVALUATE YOU.
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27. REALLY? OH, I'M...
I HAD NO IDEA.
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28. MY GOODNESS! AN EVALUATION.
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29. WELL, THAT... IMAGINE.
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30. YEAH.
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31. A SUBSTITUTE.
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32. ATTACK.
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33. HI, MRS. HILL.
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34. BUENOS DAY-AS, CONSUELA.
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35. I HAVE ALWAYS ENJOYED A SPECIAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH MY STUDENTS.
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36. IN FACT, ONE OF THEM
REMINDED ME YESTERDAY
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37. THAT I WAS HONORED AS
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER OF THE YEAR
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38. 1996 THROUGH 1997, INCLUSIVE.
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39. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. SO MANY SUBS
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40. GET BULLIED BY THEIR STUDENTS.
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41. WELL, A BULLY IS JUST
SOMEONE WHO VICTIMIZES OTHERS
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42. TO MAKE THEMSELVES
FEEL IMPORTANT.
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43. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO
REPEAT THAT SLOWLY?
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44. OH, NO, I'M JUST PENALIZING
YOU FOR STARTING CLASS LATE.
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45. YOU WERE SAYING?
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46. OH.
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47. YOU'RE DEAD.
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48. STOP IT!
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49. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
DOING AND JUST STOP IT!
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50. "NEEDS IMPROVEMENT"?
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51. I HAVE NEVER NEEDED TO IMPROVE
ON ANYTHING IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
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52. THIS WILL BE IN MY
PERSONNEL FILE FOREVER.
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53. RELAX, PEGGY.
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54. EVERYONE HAS A BAD DAY.
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55. I REMEMBER BACK WHEN I FIRST
STARTED AT STRICKLAND PROPANE
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56. THERE WAS THIS GUY
WHO HAD A BAD DAY.
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57. UH, SEE, I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
THAT FELLA'S NAME NOW.
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58. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
SIT DOWN! ANDALE!
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59. THAT'S ODD, I CAN'T SEEM
TO GET THIS TO WORK. IT'S...
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60. OK. WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF
TIME FOR MONKEY BUSINESS.
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61. SO I THINK WE'LL SKIP
ATTENDANCE TODAY
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62. AND FINISH UP OUR
VOCABULARIO LESSON.
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63. I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO.
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64. I AM A VERY FUN TEACHER,
BUT I WILL NOT BE BULLIED.
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65. GIVE ME YOUR WATCHES.
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66. COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME. I
AM NOT JOKING, YOU TWO.
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67. I PULLED YOUR PANTS DOWN.
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68. HUH?
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69. OH, YEAH!
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70. OH, HOLY CRAP.
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71. OH, 18 YEARS. 18
YEARS OF TEACHING
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72. THROWN OUT THE WINDOW
WITH ONE FLICK OF THE WRIST.
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73. DON'T PANIC, PEGGY.
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74. THERE'S LOTS YOU CAN DO.
I COULD DESIGN SOFTWARE.
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75. PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT.
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76. I... I COULD OPEN UP A
PAINT-YOUR-OWN-POTTERY STORE.
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77. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THEY GET FOR THAT CRAP?
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78. NOW SLOW DOWN, PEGGY.
THEY WON'T FIRE YOU.
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79. YOU'RE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.
THEY'LL JUST STOP CALLING.
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80. BUT THAT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN EITHER.
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81. WELL, MAYBE IT SHOULD.
I HIT AN INNOCENT CHILD.
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82. I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T HURT HIM.
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83. I SHOULD KNOW.
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84. I GOT SPANKED PLENTY IN SCHOOL.
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85. REALLY? WELL, YOU
TURNED OUT JUST FINE.
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86. BETTER THAN FINE. AND BACK THEN,
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87. THEY EVEN USED A
PADDLE CALLED OL' SPANKY.
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88. IT WAS A PIECE OF
HICKORY ABOUT YEA BIG
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89. AND IT HAD HOLES DRILLED IN IT
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90. TO CUT DOWN ON WIND RESISTANCE
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91. AND A LITTLE PINE
TAR ON THE HANDLE
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92. FOR A NO-SLIP GRIP.
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93. GOOD OL' SPANKY.
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94. MOM, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
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95. BOBBY, HONEY, I AM SO SORRY.
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96. I JUST DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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97. DOOLEY PANTSED YOU.
THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.
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98. AND WHEN IT HAPPENS,
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99. YOU PULL UP YOUR
PANTS AND MOVE ON.
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100. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT,
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101. NO WONDER YOU BOMBED
ON YOUR EVALUATION.
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102. I NEVER EVEN SPANK OUR DOG.
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103. NOT THAT YOUR SON IS
WORSE THAN OUR DOG,
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104. BECAUSE HE'S NOT.
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105. AND WE HAVE A
VERY, VERY GOOD DOG.
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106. SO THAT SPEAKS
VOLUMES FOR YOUR SON.
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107. MRS. HILL, PLEASE, WE
SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU.
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108. I'M SURE STUART DESERVED IT.
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109. WE KNOW WHAT A
HANDFUL HE CAN BE.
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110. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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111. YOU DID GOOD.
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112. HMM, LET'S SEE,
TEACHER'S STATEMENT,
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113. RESPONSE FROM THE PARENTS.
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114. OK, LOOKS LIKE ALL
OUR DUCKS ARE IN A ROW.
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115. PEGGY, YOU'RE FIRED.
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116. BUT... BUT THE
DOOLEYS FORGAVE ME.
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117. HMM, LET'S SEE. UH, THERE'S
NOTHING IN HERE ABOUT FORGIVENESS.
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118. THERE ARE PROCEDURES FOR
ADMINISTERING LEGAL SPANKINGS,
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119. WHICH YOU VIOLATED
AT EVERY TURN.
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120. THERE ARE PROCEDURES
FOR TERMINATING A TEACHER,
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121. WHICH I FOLLOWED
TO A "T." EMILY.
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122. I'M REQUIRED TO HAVE A HALL
MONITOR ESCORT YOU OFF CAMPUS.
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123. IT'S OVER, MRS. HILL.
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124. I'M SORRY, LADIES.
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125. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NOT
GOING TO BE A THREEPEAT.
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126. OH, HANK, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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127. WELL, I GOT YOU A BOOK
ON DESIGNING SOFTWARE.
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128. WELL, YOU HAD
IT ALL, PEGGY HILL.
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129. HEY, THERE, HANK'S WIFE.
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130. WHAT YOU CRYIN' FOR?
GOT YOUR MONTHLIES?
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131. COTTON, I AM IN NO MOOD.
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132. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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133. V.F.W. MEETING AND
PANCAKE SUPPER.
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134. SO I'LL NEED YOU TO WHIP
ME UP SOME PANCAKES.
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135. COUPLE OF HUNDRED WILL DO.
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136. AND AS MUCH SYRUP AS YOU GOTS.
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137. FINE, I WILL GO MAKE
YOU 200 PANCAKES.
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138. HOW'S BOBBY?
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139. HE'S JUST FINE.
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140. BUT MY INFORMATION ABOUT
BOBBY IS A LITTLE DATED.
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141. HE HASN'T SPOKEN TO
ME SINCE I GOT FIRED
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142. FOR SPANKING A STUDENT.
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143. FIRED? WHAT'D YOU DO? KILL HIM?
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144. NO!
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145. AIN'T NO LAW AGAINST SPANKING.
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146. TELL YOU WHAT, I'VE GOT A
FRIEND OVER TO THE V.F.W.
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147. USED TO PRINCIPAL
AT HANK'S SCHOOL.
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148. HE'LL HAVE YOU BACK
SPANKING IN NO TIME.
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149. OH, I JUST WANT MY JOB BACK,
I... I'M NOT GONNA SPANK AGAIN.
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150. SHUT UP BEFORE
YOU TALK ME OUT OF IT.
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151. IN MY 35 YEARS
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152. AT TOM LANDRY MIDDLE SCHOOL,
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153. I SPANKED THOUSANDS OF STUDENTS
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154. SHAPING THEIR CHARACTER
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155. AND PREPARING THEM
TO DIE IN WARS OVERSEAS.
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156. WELL, ACTUALLY, I
ONLY SPANKED ONCE.
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157. HELL, SHE'S JUST BEING MODEST.
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158. SHE'S THE FIRST TEACHER,
SINCE THEY KILLED L.B.J.
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159. TO STAND UP TO
THOSE DRAFT DODGERS.
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160. ALL RIGHT, PEGGY,
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161. WE'RE GONNA GET YOU
BACK IN THAT CLASSROOM.
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162. DAMN STRAIGHT!
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163. YOU GOTTA MEET
THE SCHOOL BOARD...
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164. OL' SPANKY.
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165. GO ON, TAKE IT. IT'S YOURS.
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166. I GOT NOBODY TO HIT ANYMORE.
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167. THANKS FOR THIS TERRIFIC SYMBOL,
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168. AND FOR HELPING ME
TO GET MY JOB BACK.
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169. ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR
IT FOR PADDLIN' PEGGY!
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170. TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!
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171. SHUT UP, WENDELL.
THAT'S TOMORROW NIGHT.
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172. HI, GUYS.
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173. HANK, I JUST HAD THE
MOST INSPIRING AFTERNOON
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174. WITH COTTON AND
HIS ARMY BUDDIES.
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175. THEY'RE GONNA CIRCULATE A
PETITION TO HELP ME GET MY JOB BACK.
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176. I EVEN HAVE THE SUPPORT
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177. OF YOUR OLD PRINCIPAL,
JETER TURBEVILLE.
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178. JETER THE BEATER?
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179. OH, GOD, WHAT'S THAT
UNDER YOUR ARM?
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180. OL' SPANKY.
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181. CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY EVER
USED SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
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182. SPANKING WAS WRONG
THEN, AND IT'S WRONG NOW.
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183. I SAY, SPARE THE ROD
AND SPOIL THE CHILD.
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184. DALE, SPARE THE ROD
AND SPOIL THE CHILD
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185. MEANS YOU'RE IN
FAVOR OF SPANKING.
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186. I DON'T THINK SO.
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187. MAN, I TELL YOU WHAT,
BRINGING BACK OLD BAD MEMORIES
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188. ABOUT TALKING ABOUT
OLD JETER THE BEATER, MAN.
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189. WHACK, MAN, TIED
TO THAT OLD PILLOW.
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190. WELL, I DON'T KNOW. MY
DADDY SPANKED ME EVERY DAY
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191. FROM WHEN I WAS 9 TILL I WAS 16,
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192. AND I TURNED OUT OK.
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193. BASTARD.
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194. PEGGY. OH.
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195. WE SURE DO MISS YOU AT LANDRY.
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196. THANKS.
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197. I'M NOT A SPANKER, OK?
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198. BUT IF YOU CAN BRING
DISCIPLINE BACK INTO OUR SCHOOL,
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199. THEN I AM BEHIND
YOU 100 PERCENT.
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200. I WISH I HAD THE
GUTS YOU DO, SISTER.
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201. I... I'M NO HERO.
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202. STUART DOOLEY JUST
CAUGHT ME ON A BAD DAY.
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203. DON'T BE MODEST.
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204. YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION
TO ALL OF US TEACHERS.
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205. AND THAT'S WHY WE
SIGNED THAT PETITION
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206. IN SUPPORT OF PADDLIN' PEGGY.
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207. OH, WELL, THAT'S JUST
THOSE VETS BEING SILLY.
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208. HERE, HAVE A BUTTON.
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209. THE SCHOOL BOARD VOTE
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210. ON REINSTATING MRS.
PEGGY HILL PASSES.
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211. ALL RIGHT, PADDLIN' PEGGY!
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212. WALK TALL, SISTER.
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213. WELL, WE DID IT, HANK'S WIFE!
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214. PARTY AT MY HOUSE.
PANCAKES FOR EVERYONE!
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215. TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!
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216. WELL, I'M OFF TO
WORK, MRS. HILL.
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217. ME, TOO, MR. HILL.
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218. UH, MRS. HILL,
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219. WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THE PADDLE?
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220. OH, I HAVE TO. PEOPLE
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221. BESIDES, YOUR FATHER
WORKED VERY HARD
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222. TO PUT PADDLIN' PEGGY
BACK IN THE CLASSROOM.
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223. SEE, THAT'S THE THING.
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224. MY DAD THINKS
YOU'RE GONNA USE IT.
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225. OH, HANK, DON'T BE SILLY, HONEY.
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226. IT'S JUST A BLUFF. I AM
GONNA SCARE MY STUDENTS
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227. EXACTLY THE WAY PRESIDENT REAGAN
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228. SCARED HUNDREDS OF
MILLIONS OF RUSSIANS
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229. WITH HIS STAR WARS DEATH BEAM.
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230. I MISS VOTING FOR THAT MAN.
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231. LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
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232. FOR WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY.
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233. I WILL NEVER EVER SPANK
ANOTHER STUDENT LIKE THAT AGAIN
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234. BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THIS.
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235. BUT, OF COURSE, IT WILL NOT
BE NECESSARY TO USE THIS
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236. BECAUSE, WELL, NOW YOU
ALL KNOW I HAVE IT IN ME.
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237. SO WHY DON'T WE
JUST START ALL OVER?
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238. PADDLIN' PEGGY HILL.
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239. MMM-HMM.
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240. DO YOU THINK SHE'S
GONNA USE THAT PADDLE?
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241. I DON'T KNOW, BUT
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
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242. EXCUSE ME. SHOULD YOU BE
TALKING WHILE I AM TALKING?
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243. PADDLIN' PEGGY SAYS...
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244. PADDLIN' PEGGY SAYS...
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245. YOU GOTTA DO
SOMETHING ABOUT MOM.
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246. THIS WHOLE PADDLIN' PEGGY
SHTICK IS REALLY CREEPY.
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247. JOSEPH WON'T EVEN COME
OVER TO PLAY ANYMORE
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248. 'CAUSE HE SAYS HE'S HAVING
NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT STUPID PADDLE.
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249. DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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250. MY SON IS DREAMING ABOUT
GETTING SPANKED BY YOUR WIFE.
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251. WELL, THAT'S NOT SO UNUSUAL.
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252. YOU GOTTA GET
YOUR WOMAN IN LINE.
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253. UH, PEGGY'S KIND OF
HARD TO TALK TO LATELY.
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254. WELL, SHE'S FEELING
POWERFUL NOW.
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255. SO HER BODY IS PRODUCING
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256. EXTRA AMOUNTS OF TESTOSTERONE.
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257. I BET IF PEGGY WANTED TO,
SHE COULD GROW A MUSTACHE.
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258. 'COURSE, I DON'T KNOW
WHY SHE'D WANT TO.
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259. GUESS WHO WON
BEST FRENCH MANICURE
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260. AT THE BEAUTY ACADEMY TODAY?
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261. DAD, CAN I GO RIDE
BIKES WITH JOSEPH?
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262. I THOUGHT WE'D WATCH SHARK
WEEK ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
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263. MICHAEL PALIN IS HOSTING.
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264. I DON'T WANT TO.
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265. BUT, HONEY, YOU
LOVE MICHAEL PALIN.
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266. ARE YOU COMING
DOWN WITH SOMETHING?
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267. LET ME FEEL YOUR FOREHEAD.
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268. I DON'T WANT TO WATCH
YOUR STUPID SHOW, OK?
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269. BOBBY!
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270. WELL, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?
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271. PROBABLY NOTHING.
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272. OR, UH, IT COULD BE YOU
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273. AND, UH, YOUR WHUPPING STICK.
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274. IT'S A PADDLE AND HE HAS A NAME:
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275. OL' SPANKY.
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276. HANK, DO I TELL YOU
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277. HOW TO SELL PROPANE
AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES?
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278. DID I CRITICIZE YOU
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279. FOR YOUR BIG SPATULA
TUESDAY FIASCO?
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280. NO, I DID NOT,
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281. BECAUSE I RESPECT
YOU AS A PROFESSIONAL.
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282. AND THAT IS ALL I WANT,
HANK, JUST A LITTLE RESPECT.
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283. BUT I GUESS THAT'S TOO MUCH
TO ASK FOR FROM YOU AND BOBBY.
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284. ALL RIGHT, IT WAS
SHARONA JOHNSON.
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285. IT'S NOT FAIR. SHE
WORKS REALLY HARD.
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286. HANK, CHANNEL 84
WANTS TO DO SOMETHING
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287. ON PADDLIN' PEGGY.
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288. WHERE IS OL' SPANKY?
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289. MAYBE YOU LEFT IT AT WORK.
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290. NO, NO, I KNOW I HAD IT
WITH ME ON THE DRIVE HOME.
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291. I REMEMBER BRANDISHING IT AT
THIS IDIOT WHO ALMOST CUT ME OFF.
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292. OH, I'VE GOT TO
RETRACE MY STEPS HOME.
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293. OK, I'M DRIVING HOME.
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294. BRANDISH, BRANDISH, BRANDISH.
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295. OH, GOD!
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296. I MUST HAVE DROPPED
IT ON THE STREET. OH!
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297. STOP, PEGGY!
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298. WOULD YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF?
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299. SPANKY!
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300. JOSEPH GRIBBLE, DID
YOU PUT THIS HERE?
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301. NO.
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302. UH, JOSEPH,
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303. YOU ARE TALKING TO
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304. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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305. YOUR SON STOLE MY
PADDLIN' PEGGY PADDLE.
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306. THIS IS THE ONLY THING
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307. THAT STANDS BETWEEN
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308. AND COMPLETE CHAOS.
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309. APOLOGIZE, YOU!
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310. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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311. ALL RIGHT,
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312. I AM NOT ALL TALK, YOU KNOW.
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313. YOU DIDN'T APOLOGIZE,
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314. SOMEBODY STOP HER!
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315. PEGGY, NO!
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316. I SAID, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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317. HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, MOM.
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318. HE WAS WITH ME ALL DAY.
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319. WELL, SOMEBODY TOOK IT.
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320. IT WAS BILL!
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321. NO, IT WASN'T.
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322. ALL RIGHT, IT WAS ME. I TOOK IT.
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323. SOMEBODY HAD TO
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324. OH, MY!
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325. IT'S OK, SON. DADDY'S HERE.
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326. YOU BIG BULLY.
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327. OH, HANK, WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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328. THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOUR
SPANKING DAYS ARE OVER, RIGHT?
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329. WELL, SO ARE MY TEACHING DAYS.
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330. AT LEAST UNTIL THE
DAY THEY MAKE PANTS
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331. THAT CANNOT BE PULLED DOWN BY
SOMEONE OTHER THAN THE WEARER.
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332. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE SCARED.
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333. YOU KNOW, I HAVE A LITTLE
SPEECH I'VE BEEN SAVING
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334. FOR THE DAY BOBBY
GETS BEAT UP BY A BULLY,
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335. BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S
EVER GONNA HAPPEN.
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336. HIM AND HIS DARN PROP COMEDY.
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337. EVERY TIME THE
BOY GETS INTO A JAM,
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338. HE SHOVES FRENCH FRIES UP
HIS NOSE AND MAKES A NEW FRIEND.
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339. ANYWAY, I THINK MY SPEECH MIGHT
APPLY HERE. DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
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340. OH, HANK, NO.
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341. YOU KNOW, SOMEWHERE
INSIDE ME IS THE OLD PEGGY HILL,
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342. THE ONE WHO TAUGHT CHILDREN WITHOUT
SCARING THE BEJESUS OUT OF THEM.
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343. I JUST NEED TO FIND HER AGAIN.
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344. AND THEN SHE FREAKED OUT
AND SHE DROPPED THE PADDLE
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345. RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE ALLEY.
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346. AND WITHOUT THAT PADDLE
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347. SHE LOOKED JUST
LIKE BOBBY'S MOM.
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348. THAT'S THE BELL.
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349. SENOR DOOLEY, I THOUGHT
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350. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FIRED.
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351. BYGONES ARE BYGONES,
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352. WELL, I THOUGHT WE MIGHT TALK
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353. ABOUT A SPECIAL PART
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354. YOUR FEET ARE BIG.
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355. PADDLIN' PEGGY, WHY
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356. YEAH, PADDLIN' PEGGY.
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357. FINE. ALL YOU CHILDREN ARE
INTERESTED IN IS PUNISHMENT.
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358. SO I WILL TEACH YOU
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359. WITH THIS.
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360. YES! YES!
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361. OH, YEAH!
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362. SPAIN, 1478.
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363. THE WEAPON OF CHOICE, THE MACE.
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364. IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF
THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
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365. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BEGUN
WITH THE BEST OF INTENTIONS,
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366. A NUMBER OF VERY NICE, INNOCENT
PEOPLE WERE BRUTALLY PUNISHED.
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367. AND WITHOUT A DOUBT,
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368. THE WORST THING ABOUT
THE SPANISH INQUISITION
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369. WAS THAT NOBODY EVER
SAID THEY WERE SORRY.
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370. HOW WERE THEY PUNISHED?
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371. OH, ALL KINDS OF AWFUL WAYS.
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372. LIKE WHAT?
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373. WELL, SOMETIMES THEY WOULD
STRIKE YOU WITH ONE OF THESE.
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374. SOMETIMES THEY WOULD MAKE
YOU LIE ON A BED OF SPIKES
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375. AND THEN POUR
BOILING OIL ON YOU.
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376. OH!
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377. MMM-HMM, AND SOMETIMES
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378. THEY WOULD TIE YOUR ARMS
AND LEGS TO 4 DIFFERENT HORSES
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379. AND TEAR YOU APART.
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380. COOL.
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381. WHY, I FEEL LIKE I'M
BEING WATCHED. JOSEPH.
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382. JOSEPH.
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383. NOW WHAT?
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384. CAREFUL, JOSEPH.
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385. I'M JUST HERE TO
PLAY WITH BOBBY.
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386. I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
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387. I COULD USE A LITTLE
HELP PREPARING THE SOIL.
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388. WHY DON'T YOU SPREAD THE MULCH?
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389. WHAT'S IT MADE OUT OF?
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390. PADDLE.
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391. AND GOAT MANURE.
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