King of the Hill 3x1

Directed by Lauren MacMullan

David Herman as Buckley (voice) • Dan Butler as Daniel (voice) • Chuck Mangione as Chuck Mangione (voice) • Eloy Casados as Enrique (voice) • Bertila Damas as Maria Montalvo (voice)

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal with his fear of dying. Meanwhile, Luanne, who lost all her hair in the explosion, decides to become an activist like Sinead O'Connor.

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1. MART HAS PROPANE...

2. PROPANE AT MEGA LO MART?

3. I GOTTA LET YOU GO.

4. YOU'RE FIRING ME?

5. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST NOW.

6. I GAVE THE JOB TO SOMEBODY ELSE.

7. HOW YOU DOING, ARLEN?

8. YOU READY TO SOFT ROCK?

9. I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

10. HANK!

11. CHUCK!

12. BUCKLEY AND LUANNE ARE IN THERE!

13. OY.

14. WE MUST BE GETTING OLD, CONNIE.

15. WE'RE 12, BOBBY. WE ARE OLD.

16. WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO WITH OUR LIVES.

17. I'M GONNA GO TO COLLEGE AND STUDY PROP-COMICTRY.

18. I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN BEING

19. THE OVERUSE OF ANTIBIOTICS.

20. BE A VIOLINIST.

21. THAT WAY, I COULD BE YOUR OPENING ACT,

22. THE WORLD TOGETHER.

23. YOUR DAD GOT BLOWN UP.

24. LET'S BRING IT AROUND!

25. HANK!

26. PLEASE. SOMEONE HELP ME. HANK!

27. MY HUSBAND IS IN THERE.

28. NOBODY ELSE WOULD HIRE HIM.

29. WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN, MRS. MANGIONE.

30. I GOT TWO!

31. OH, HANK!

32. YOU'RE ALIVE!

33. I'M ALL RIGHT, PEGGY.

34. THERE'S TWO MORE INSIDE.

35. OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE OK. I WAS SO WORRIED.

36. OH, AND LUANNE!

37. OH, MY LORD.

38. MY HAIR FEELS WEIRD.

39. I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

40. WHAT ABOUT BUCKLEY? DID YOU FIND HIM?

41. I'M SORRY, SIR.

42. THERE WERE NO OTHER SURVIVORS.

43. OH, MY GOD!

44. I'M BALD!

45. WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG? WHEN DO I GET TO SEE DAD?

46. WILL BE OUT SOON, HONEY.

47. OOPS, BOBBY! THAT IS NOT A MINT.

48. OH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO HOME.

49. DAD! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

50. IS THERE ANY PERMANENT DAMAGE?

51. NO DAMAGE, NO SCRATCHES, NO DENTS, NO DINGS.

52. BOBBY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO HIT THE BATTING CAGES?

53. OK.

54. OH, HANK, SLOW DOWN. YOU ALMOST DIED TODAY.

55. WELL, THAT'S THE GOOD

56. YOU EITHER DIE OR YOU DON'T.

57. I DIDN'T, SO LET'S GO HIT SOME BALLS.

58. HANK, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?

59. OH, CAREFUL, EVERYONE.

60. LUANNE IS GONNA LOOK DIFFERENT.

61. HYPNOTICALLY GROTESQUE.

62. BUT DO NOT STARE.

63. OH! I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT BUCKLEY, LUANNE,

64. AND YOUR HAIR.

65. BOBBY! LUANNE, HONEY, IT'LL BE FINE.

66. WITH MAKEUP, AND IT'LL BE FINE.

67. NO, AUNT PEGGY. I'M NOT GONNA USE HAIR OR MAKEUPS ANYMORE.

68. FROM THAT EXPLOSION.

69. BEAUTY DOESN'T LAST FOREVER.

70. IT CAN BE BLOWN OFF YOUR HEAD.

71. OH, HANK, YOU POOR THING.

72. YOU SHOULDN'T BE STANDING AFTER YOUR ACCIDENT.

73. I'M FINE. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

74. BUILDINGS EXPLODE. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.

75. ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?

76. BILL, YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF A FLAT TAX.

77. YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD ABOUT IT.

78. DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE BUCKLEY,

79. OF, ATTEMPTING TO FLEE

80. THE SCENE OF THE, QUOTE, ACCIDENT?

81. DALE, THE BOY IS NO MORE.

82. OF HIM WAS HIS NAMETAG.

83. WELL, THAT'S ALL HE WANTED THEM TO FIND.

84. CLASSIC COVER-UP.

85. THAT BOY'S NO DEADER THAN MOTHER TERESA.

86. HANK, OLD GIRL, STRICKLAND'S BACK IN BUSINESS.

87. PROPANE TOMORROW.

88. UH, RIGHT, SIR.

89. I MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE.

90. I DON'T KNOW IF I GAVE MEGA LO MART MY NOTICE.

91. WHAT? I THINK YOU GAVE YOUR NOTICE, NITRO.

92. WITH THAT EXPLOSION,

93. WHICH HASN'T AFFECTED ME IN ANY WAY.

94. HELLO, PEGGY HERE.

95. HANK, IT'S MR. STRICKLAND.

96. BUSY. TAKE A MESSAGE.

97. UH, CAN HE CALL YOU BACK?

98. WHAT? OH, I SEE.

99. HANK, WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME

100. MR. STRICKLAND OFFERED YOU YOUR JOB BACK?

101. WELL, IT JUST HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

102. HONEY, HE SAYS CUSTOMERS ARE LINED UP OUT THE DOOR.

103. PEGGY, I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF DE-CRUMBING THE TOASTER.

104. SAVE THE CRUMBS.

105. LUANNE, HONEY, LOOK.

106. IT'S 2 OF YOUR OLD FRIENDS, THE MANGER BABIES.

107. SOCK PUPPETS ARE FOR BABIES.

108. IN THE REAL WORLD, BEAUTY FADES

109. COLD, HORRIBLE DEATH.

110. SO, YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK TO BEAUTY SCHOOL THEN?

111. I'M TIRED OF MAKING THE WORLD LOOK PRETTY.

112. WORLD FOR WHAT IT IS.

113. WITH PHOTOJOURNALISM.

114. PHOTOJOURNALISM? WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING.

115. OF HUNGRY CHILDREN.

116. WHY IS THE C.N.N. LOGO IN THE CORNER?

117. OH!

118. OF THE T.V., LUANNE.

119. OH, IT'S NICE TO BE SMART, AUNT PEGGY.

120. SMART AND WELL-FED.

121. FIND THE BODY YET, QUINCY?

122. THAT WE'RE ANALYZING.

123. YOU NEEDN'T CONCERN YOURSELF.

124. OH, I NEEDN'T, SHOULDN'T I?

125. HAVE A $5,000 INSURANCE POLICY?

126. THAT'S NONSENSE.

127. STRAIGHTFORWARD INVESTIGATION.

128. THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.

129. SIR, WE ARE THEY.

130. HANK, FRIES ARE UP!

131. HONEY, HOW ARE THE STEAKS COMING?

132. UH,

133. STILL TENDERIZING. DON'T WANNA RUSH 'EM.

134. BEJESUS OUT OF THAT BEEF SINCE NOON.

135. THROW IT ON THE GRILL. LET'S GO.

136. OH, DANG!

137. WHA-WHAT'S WRONG?

138. I LOST THE STEAKS.

139. HUH?

140. HMM.

141. GOBBETS OF MEAT FROM THE SKY.

142. DOESN'T TASTE LIKE BUCKLEY.

143. OH, HANK,

144. BUCKLEY'S WAKE, MANNING THE GRILL.

145. WHAT? GRILL?

146. UH, IS IT PROPANE?

147. OF COURSE IT'S PROPANE, HANK. THEY'RE NOT UNITARIANS.

148. WELL, I WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT. I BARELY KNEW BUCKLEY.

149. OR A CLOSE FRIEND.

150. NOW, WHEN BILL DIES, MAYBE.

151. OH, HONEY, WHAT A PRETTY PRETTY OUTFIT FOR A FUNERAL.

152. NOW, BEFORE WE GO, YOU MIGHT WANNA OPEN THIS.

153. BEAUTY ACADEMY DROPPED IT OFF.

154. "SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. YOU HAD BEAUTIFUL HAIR."

155. THEY'VE MADE ME A WIG.

156. "WE MADE YOU A WIG."

157. THEY MADE ME A WIG.

158. THROW IT OUT.

159. OK, WELL, YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND GRIEVE ANY WAY THAT YOU WANT.

160. REDBOOK SAYS, LOSING A BOYFRIEND

161. IS THE 4TH MOST PAINFUL LOSS.

162. GRANDMOTHER AND PENIS.

163. OH, I'M NOT GRIEVING.

164. AND I NEVER LOOKED BACK.

165. THAT'S WHY I STILL HAVE MY EYEBROWS.

166. SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

167. A WEEK'S SALARY SAYS THAT BOX IS EMPTY.

168. I'M GOING IN.

169. AH! DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU HERE.

170. GUILTY CONSCIENCE, HUH?

171. GUILTY CONSCIENCE?

172. THE MEGA LO MART.

173. OH, GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT.

174. HANK, I'M WEARING A WIRE FOR AN UNRELATED MATTER.

175. SO, WHEN CAN I EXPECT YOU BACK?

176. UH,

177. PERIOD OF GRIEVING, SIR.

178. PRACTICALLY A SON TO ME.

179. THIS IS DEPRESSING. YOU WANNA GO PLAY IN THE CEMETERY?

180. OK.

181. GREAT LOSS AND A SAD OCCASION.

182. AND SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT BUCKLEY?

183. I GUESS Y'ALL EXPECT ME TO CRY FOR BUCKLEY.

184. BUT I AM NOT,

185. IMPORTANT THINGS TO CRY ABOUT.

186. HUNGRY IRISH CHILD LOOKS LIKE!

187. FIGHT THE OCCUPATION! FIGHT THE OCCUPATION!

188. UH, UH,

189. ABOUT BUCKLEY?

190. ANYBODY AT ALL?

191. THE NAME OF THE BOY WAS BUCKLEY.

192. AT FIRST, I DIDN'T MUCH LIKE BUCKLEY, I ADMIT.

193. PISS OFF MY NEIGHBOR, MR. HANK HILL,

194. OUT THIS BUCKLEY FELLOW,

195. GET TO KNOW HIM.

196. I GREW TO LOVE THAT BOY.

197. NOW THAT HE'S GONE, I FEEL A BIG HOLE IN MY LIFE.

198. I THINK WE ALL DO.

199. A WORLD WE WANT TO LIVE IN?

200. AS A BUDDHIST, OF COURSE, I GET COMFORT FROM A STORY.

201. I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH BUDDHISTS LIKE A STORY.

202. ANYWAY,

203. CHASED BY FEROCIOUS TIGER.

204. TO EDGE OF CLIFF.

205. MAN FALLS OFF.

206. HALFWAY DOWN, HE GRAB ONTO A BRANCH.

207. ONE HUNGRY TIGER.

208. NOW HE LOOK DOWN.

209. HE SEE ANOTHER HUNGRY TIGER, WAITING FOR HIM ON THE GROUND BELOW.

210. THAT NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE.

211. HE KNOW FOR SURE HE GONNA DIE.

212. THEN, OUT OF CORNER OF HIS EYE,

213. GROWING FROM SAME BRANCH.

214. HE PLUCK IT AND EAT IT.

215. AND

216. STRAWBERRY HE EVER HAD.

217. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? HE TELLS A JOKE AT A FUNERAL.

218. HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE.

219. YEAH, BUT IT WAS FUNNY.

220. I JUST DON'T KNOW

221. CAN GET SO DIRTY IN A CEMETERY.

222. BOBBY, ARE YOU IN THE BATH YET?

223. THERE'S NO HOT WATER.

224. OH, THE HEATER MUST HAVE GONE OUT AGAIN.

225. WILL YOU CHECK ON IT, HANK?

226. SO, IS IT LIT?

227. UH, WELL, IT'S GETTING THERE.

228. OH, FOR HEAVEN SAKES, HANK, I WILL DO IT MYSELF.

229. HANK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU WON'T GO TO WORK.

230. OPPORTUNITY TO GRILL.

231. AND NOW THIS?

232. YOU'RE AFRAID OF PROPANE.

233. OH, MY GOD.

234. WELCOME TO THE "SURVIVORS

235. OF PROPANE EXPLOSIONS" SUPPORT GROUP.

236. LET'S START WITH CHUCK.

237. EVER SINCE THE EXPLOSION, EVERY SONG I PLAY SOUNDS LIKE FEELS SO GOOD.

238. MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE IT DOES "FEEL SO GOOD"

239. TO BE ALIVE.

240. NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

241. MR. HILL, TELL US HOW YOU'RE DEALING WITH YOUR GRIEF.

242. NOTHING MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.

243. I WAS IN A PROPANE EXPLOSION,

244. AND NOW I'M AFRAID OF PROPANE. NEXT PERSON?

245. SHOCK TREATMENT?

246. PERHAPS. SOUNDS TO ME

247. THAT WHAT YOU'RE REALLY AFRAID OF IS YOUR OWN DEATH.

248. WHAT? NOBODY'S AFRAID OF DEATH.

249. THAT'S CRAZY. I'M AFRAID OF PROPANE.

250. YOU'RE TRANSFERRING, MR. HILL. DOESN'T IT SCARE YOU?

251. YOUR FAMILY'S SPECIAL MOMENTS.

252. NO!

253. WINE WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

254. SCRATCHING YOUR CAT OR CATS.

255. NO!

256. MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PARTNER.

257. NO! NO! NO!

258. MR. HILL, ONLY WHEN YOU DEAL WITH YOUR FEAR OF DEATH,

259. YOUR FEAR OF PROPANE.

260. STOP IT. CAN'T YOU HEAR THE HISSING? IT'S PROPANE.

261. THIS ROOM'S GONNA BLOW!

262. AAH!

263. HERE.

264. WHAT'S THIS?

265. IT'S MY SCRAPBOOK.

266. PEOPLE DEAL WITH DEATH, HANK.

267. FROM THE LOCAL NEWSPAPERS.

268. IT IS ALSO MY HOBBY.

269. GOOD LORD!

270. WH... PEGGY...

271. UGH.

272. WOW.

273. THEY COULD NOT BEAT THAT TRAIN.

274. Y'ALL EVER THINK ABOUT DEATH?

275. WELL, YEAH, I THINK ABOUT IT, HANK. I'M AN ARMY BARBER.

276. DEATH IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.

277. I AM NOT GOING TO DIE.

278. CHROMIUM PICOLINATE.

279. EVERY ORIFICE, EVERY DAY.

280. HANK, LET ME GIVE YOU A PIECE OF ADVICE.

281. AND ENJOY LIFE.

282. I GOT THIS STORY ABOUT A TIGER.

283. KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.

284. ALREADY HEARD THAT JOKE, KAHN.

285. "STRAWBERRY."

286. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHO'LL TAKE CARE OF BOBBY WHEN YOU'RE GONE,

287. 'CAUSE I'D LIKE TO THROW MY HAT IN THE RING.

288. I'D... I'D TAKE HIM

289. PICKING OUT COLLEGES.

290. IN ANY GUARDIANSHIP SITUATION.

291. I'LL TAKE THE BOY.

292. THE WIDOW HILL IS ON HER OWN.

293. YOU GOT A DEAL.

294. ALL RIGHT.

295. DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND. LET GO OF THAT.

296. I'M NOT SAYING BOBBY GOES TO EITHER OF YOU.

297. WHAT'S GOING ON?

298. I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE OK.

299. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HANK, ABOUT THAT DANG OLD MEANING OF LIFE, MAN.

300. IT'S LIKE THIS, MAN:

301. WINGS DEEP DOWN IN A FOREST, MAN.

302. FALL OVER 5,000 MILES AWAY, MAN.

303. THERE AIN'T NOBODY SEE IT, NOBODY DON'T KNOW IT HAPPEN.

304. YOU KNOW,

305. DON'T GOT NO DANG FRIENDS.

306. DON'T GOT NO

307. THE OLD EVIL, MAN.

308. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU GOING...

309. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BORN INTO THIS WORLD, MAN AND YOU GOT LIKE THIS, MAN.

310. DUST IN THE WIND, MAN, OR LIKE A DANG OLD CANDLE IN THE WIND, MAN.

311. IT DON'T MATTER, MAN. ALL OLDIES ALL THE TIME.

312. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, MAN?

313. LIKE THE DANG OLD, "I THINK, THEREFORE YOU ARE."

314. WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE TELL OURSELVES, ISN'T IT, BOOMHAUER?

315. ALL RIGHT. I CAN DO THIS.

316. NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

317. HANK! HANK! I CAN'T FIND BOBBY!

318. CONNIE SAYS HE RAN AWAY AND HE'S ALREADY BEYOND THE TRI-YARD AREA.

319. BOBBY!

320. HERE'S A FRUIT PIE. YOU GET LADYBIRD.

321. COME ON, SMELL THE PIE, GIRL. COME ON.

322. ALL RIGHT. SHE'S LOCKED ON BOBBY'S SCENT.

323. COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO.

324. HURRY, HANK!

325. OH, I HOPE HE FINDS BOBBY BEFORE DARK.

326. FOR THAT LITTLE BOY.

327. TO RUN AWAY!

328. I HEARD ENOUGH FROM YOU.

329. THE MORE YOU HOLD IN, THE MORE YOU PUT ON STRANGE SINEAD O'CONNOR ACT.

330. I CRY RIVER OF TEAR FOR BUCKLEY.

331. WHY NOT YOU?

332. SO I'M NOT CRYING FOR BUCKLEY.

333. BIG DEAL. HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT.

334. HEY, SO, FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I WANTED TO GET YOU THOSE EARRINGS YOU LIKE.

335. BUT I'M KIND OF TAPPED OUT,

336. SO HERE'S SOME CD'S I DON'T LISTEN TO ANYMORE. LATER, BUCKLEY.

337. BUCKLEY.

338. AAH! MY HAIR!

339. I'M SO ALONE!

340. EE-AW. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

341. YOU'RE RIGHT AS RAIN, WHAT WHAT?

342. YOUNG THING AS WELL.

343. BUT I DON'T WANNA LOOK PRETTY ANYMORE.

344. THAT'S JUST RUBBISH.

345. LOOK PRETTY. RIGHTO?

346. WHY DON'T YOU TRY ON THAT LOVELY WIG?

347. OH!

348. HOW DO I LOOK?

349. OH, HMM!

350. LET'S SEE IT OFF AGAIN.

351. DAD, HOW'D YOU FIND ME?

352. WELL, I LET LADYBIRD SNIFF ONE OF YOUR FRUIT PIES.

353. THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES.

354. WELL, AND THEN MR. KRINSKI CALLED

355. AND SAID HE SAW YOU OVER HERE.

356. OH, HE WAS PROBABLY JUST LOOKING FOR HIS MOM.

357. YEAH. SO, UH,

358. SO, I GUESS YOU'RE UP HERE 'CAUSE OF THE WAY

359. I'VE BEEN ACTING SINCE THE EXPLOSION.

360. WELL, WHEN THAT HAPPENED I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE DEAD.

361. TO YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT DYING.

362. AND I GUESS I FREAKED OUT.

363. OH, SON, YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORRYING ABOUT THAT STUFF.

364. HOPEFULLY, IT'S A LONG WAY OFF.

365. AND MAKING A TEAM...

366. AND, YOU KNOW, GETTING DATES.

367. THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST.

368. AND ENJOY LIFE.

369. HUH.

370. HEY, DID I EVER TELL

371. THE MAN AND THE TIGER?

372. UH-UH.

373. WELL, UH, THERE WAS THIS MAN

374. BY A FEROCIOUS TIGER.

375. UH, MAKE THAT A LION, A DETROIT LION.

376. TWO OF 'EM.

377. HALL-OF-FAMER ROGER STAUBACH.

378. I KNOW HIM. HE SELLS LIFE INSURANCE ON T.V.

379. YEAH. WELL, ANYWAY,

380. POCKET, RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE.

381. HE HEADED FOR THE SIDELINES, BUT THESE TWO LIONS WERE CLOSING IN ON HIM.

382. CORNER OF HIS EYE,

383. HE SAW A STRAWBERRY.

384. CUP OF GATORADE.

385. WELL, ROGER TOOK A DRINK OF THAT GATORADE.

386. BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, SON.

387. GATORADE ROGER EVER TASTED.

388. OHH!

389. I GET IT.

390. IT'S FUNNY, DAD. YOU TOLD IT GREAT.

391. BETTER JOKE FOR YOU.

392. UH, OK.

393. BUY A CAR TOGETHER.

394. KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE.

395. MONEY WITH THEM.

396. OH, DID I SAY THEY WERE TRADING IN THEIR DOGSLED?

397. NO.

398. GOOD, 'CAUSE THAT'S THE PUNCH LINE.

399. SO, THE MONEY MELTS, 'CAUSE IT'S A SNOWBALL.

400. THEY HAVE TO STAY IN A HOTEL.

401. I'M GONNA LEAVE OUT

402. 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T REALLY GO ANYWHERE.

403. GOD, THIS IS A GOOD JOKE!

404. HANK, LOOK OUT, IT'S GONNA BLOW.

405. VERY FUNNY.

406. HEY, HANK, YOU GOT A LIGHT?

407. THAT'S A REAL GOOD ONE FOR THE 15TH TIME.

408. HELP, HONEY.

409. MY ARM'S BEEN BLOWN OFF BY PROPANE.

410. HA-HA, JOE JACK.

411. SERIOUSLY, BABY,

412. UP THE MEGA LO MART.

413. I DIDN'T BLOW IT UP!