1. MISS SOUPHANOUSINPHONE!
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2. PLEASE! NOW, LET'S
ALL SETTLE. MR. HILL.
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3. WE'RE GOING TO SING MY BONNIE.
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4. WHAT DID I TELL YOU
TWO? BOBBY? CONNIE?
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5. THIS IS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK.
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6. I'VE SUFFERED THROUGH
EVERYTHING FROM "OLD MAN LIVER"
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7. TO "THE SMELLOW NOSE OF TEXAS."
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8. IT'S TIME WE INVOLVED
YOUR PARENTS.
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9. KAHN? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
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10. GOD, THEY FRAME KAHN JR.
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11. I'M HERE TO GREASE SOME PALMS.
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12. YOU'RE HERE TO READ
THE GAS METER, RIGHT?
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13. THAT'S YOUR JOB?
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14. NO, I SELL PROPANE AND
PROPANE ACCESSORIES.
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15. BOBBY GOT IN TROUBLE,
TOO. I HAD TO TAKE OFF WORK.
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16. WHY? WHERE YOUR WIFE? SHE
SURROGATE MOTHER TODAY?
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17. PEGGY IS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.
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18. BOBBY, WHAT'S THE IDEA
OF ACTIN' UP IN CLASS?
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19. "ACTING OUT," MR. HILL.
WE CALL IT ACTING OUT.
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20. I JUST SANG A SONG PARODY, DAD.
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21. LIKE WEIRD AL YANKOVICH.
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22. BOBBY, AL YANKOVICH BLEW
HIS BRAINS OUT IN THE LATE '80s
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23. AFTER PEOPLE STOPPED
BUYIN' HIS RECORDS.
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24. HE'S NOT WORTH GETTIN'
INTO TROUBLE OVER.
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25. KAHN JR., THAT BOBBY DRAGGING
YOU DOWN LIKE A CHICKEN FAT ANCHOR.
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26. TIME OUT! MMM-HMM. MMM-HMM.
IT'S ALL KNITTING TOGETHER.
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27. YOU SEE, BOBBY AND
CONNIE'S DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIORS
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28. STEM FROM BAD
PARENTAL IMAGING AT HOME.
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29. YOU'RE SAYIN' IT'S
MY FAULT I'M HERE?
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30. I WON'T PLAY YOUR
BLAME GAME, MR. HILL.
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31. YOUR SON MOCKED A
BEAUTIFUL SCOTTISH FOLK SONG.
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32. WE OWE IT TO OURSELVES
TO FIND OUT WHY.
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33. YEAH, HE MAKE A
GOOD POINT, HANK.
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34. HE SAYS YOU'RE BAD FATHER.
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35. NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT BAD DADS.
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36. YOU HAVE "BAD-DAD HABITS."
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37. GENTLEMEN, LET'S TRY AN
ACTIVE LISTENING EXERCISE.
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38. KAHN, I WANT YOU TO TELL HANK
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39. SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM.
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40. WHILE HANK ACTIVELY
LISTENS TO THE COMPLIMENT.
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41. BOBBY, CONNIE, WATCH AND LEARN.
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42. IT'S YOUR BOY'S
FAULT WE'RE HERE!
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43. HE BAD CROWD! YOU PUNISH HIM!
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44. YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT
BOBBY. YOU JUST PUNISH KAHN JR.
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45. SHE'S THE MASTERMIND
BEHIND ALL THIS.
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46. WELL, OH, YEAH! THERE
WILL BE PUNISHMENT!
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47. DARN RIGHT THERE'LL
BE PUNISHMENT.
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48. GIVE ME THAT!
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49. JOSEPH SAYS BOBBY'S
IN THE DOGHOUSE.
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50. HOW YOU GONNA PUNISH HIM, HANK?
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51. WELL, SIR, THAT BOY'S GONNA
CLEAN MY RAIN GUTTERS.
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52. WELL, WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU.
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53. I BELIEVE A CHILD
BENEFITS MORE FROM
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54. THE PSYCHOLOGICAL APPROACH.
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55. WHEN I NEED TO CORRECT
JOSEPH, I TELL HIM HE'S ADOPTED.
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56. YEAH, MY DAD USED TO PUNISH
ME BY TELLIN' ME I WAS A GIRL.
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57. HE USED TO MAKE ME WEAR DRESSES.
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58. PRETTY, PRETTY DRESSES.
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59. LET'S GO, BOBBY.
IT'S DEBT-PAYIN' TIME.
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60. I WONDER WHAT OLD KAHN
HAS IN STORE FOR KAHN JR.
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61. WHAT THE...
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62. KAHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
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63. MOWIN' THE LAWN IS A
PRIVILEGE, NOT A PUNISHMENT.
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64. I'M PUTTING FEAR
OF GOD INTO KAHN JR.
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65. SHE LEARN WHAT
IT LIKE TO BE YOU.
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66. YOU KNOW, IT'S THAT KIND
OF PERMISSIVE PARENTING
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67. THAT FORFEITED YOUR
COUNTRY TO THE COMMUNISTS.
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68. BLECH!
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69. OH, BABY BIRDS!
WHERE'S YOUR MOMMY?
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70. STOP THAT! I WAS
BEING NICE TO THEM!
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71. THAT'S A ROOF, NOT
AMERICAN BANDSTAND!
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72. OH, HANK, LET HIM
DANCE. HE'S HAPPY.
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73. TELL YOU WHAT, DANG BIRD.
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74. HI.
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75. A BIRD PECKED MY HEAD.
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76. OUCH! PARENTS ARE SUCH A DRAG.
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77. YEAH. THEY'RE ALWAYS
TREATIN' US LIKE KIDS.
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78. WE'RE NOT CHILDREN.
WE'RE PRETEENS, DAMMIT!
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79. LET'S GET OUT OF THIS
DUMP. DO SOMETHING FUN.
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80. YEAH, AS LONG AS
WE'RE BACK FOR SUPPER.
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81. MY MOM'S FIXING PORK POCKETS.
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82. OK. IT'S A DEAL.
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83. LET'S BOOGIE!
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84. WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
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85. WE GOTTA GET JOSEPH.
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86. I DON'T LIKE JOSEPH. HE THREW
A DODGE BALL AT ME ONCE.
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87. WELL, I'M SURE HE
HAD A GOOD REASON.
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88. HEY, BOBBY! YOU
WANNA DO SOMETHIN'?
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89. BOBBY ALREADY HAS PLANS WITH ME.
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90. YEAH. WANNA COME?
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91. SURE.
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92. SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA DO?
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93. WELL, WE COULD GO PRESS THE
CROSSWALK BUTTONS AND RUN AWAY.
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94. COOL!
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95. BOBBY AND I DON'T
LIKE TO DO THAT.
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96. WELL, BOBBY AND ME DO.
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97. WE COULD GO TO
THE LIBRARY AND TALK.
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98. YEAH!
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99. YEAH. WHY DON'T WE
JUST GO BACK TO SCHOOL
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100. AND WAIT FOR TOMORROW?
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101. HEY, HEY, COME ON, GUYS!
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102. DON'T MAKE THIS A
CONTEST FOR MY FRIENDSHIP.
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103. NOW, I SAY WE GO TO
ELECTRIC TOWN, AND WATCH T.V.
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104. OH! OH!
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105. WE COULD GO TO THE CAVES.
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106. COME ON, GUYS! IT'LL BE LIKE
SNEAKIN' INTO AN "R" MOVIE.
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107. YOU'VE BEEN TO AN "R" MOVIE?
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108. YEAH. BUT THE ONLY PERSON
NAKED WAS HARVEY KEITEL.
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109. WE SHOULD GO FOR IT.
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110. THE CAVES ARE PROBABLY
DARK. LET'S GET BUTANE LIGHTERS.
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111. MY DAD SAYS BUTANE'S
A BASTARD GAS.
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112. I'M GETTING SCENTED CANDLES.
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113. THIS ONE SMELLS
LIKE LEATHER PANTS.
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114. I GOT TUBE CHIPS
AND SPRAY CHEESE.
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115. THEY KEEP.
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116. I GOT GLOW WANDS.
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117. AND PANTYHOSE FOR THE LADY.
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118. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'?
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119. GETTING AN OLD TAN, MAN.
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120. WE JUST CLEANED
YOUR GUTTERS FOR YOU.
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121. BUT THAT WAS BOBBY'S PUNISHMENT.
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122. MAYBE YOU'D CALL IT
PUNISHMENT. I CALL IT "FUNISHMENT."
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123. WHERE IS BOBBY?
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124. NOW IT'S STARTIN'
TO MAKE SOME SENSE.
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125. SHE DID IT AGAIN, KAHN. YOUR
LITTLE SIREN LED MY BOY ASTRAY.
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126. YOUR SKINHEAD GONE, TOO?
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127. BOY, I TELL YOU WHAT,
WHEN I DO FIND THOSE KIDS
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128. THEY'RE GONNA BE
IN REAL TROUBLE NOW.
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129. HAVE YOU SEEN JOSEPH?
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130. HE'S NOT BACK WITH MY PICK 6
NUMBERS, AND I'M STARTIN' TO WORRY.
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131. I CAN'T WIN IT IF I'M NOT IN IT.
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132. YEAH, THE ENTRANCE IS
IN THE WEEDS SOMEWHERE.
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133. THE CAVES!
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134. HEY! YOU SHOULDN'T GO IN THERE.
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135. YEAH, RIGHT. JUST PLAY
WITH YOUR TOY, RANDY.
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136. LATER, LOSER.
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137. UH, WAIT. MAYBE RANDY'S RIGHT.
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138. BOBBY, IF YOU'RE SCARED,
YOU CAN STAY OUT HERE.
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139. YOU CAN PRETEND
IT'S HEADQUARTERS.
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140. HEY, YOU WANT TO
WATCH ME FLY MY PLANE?
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141. WAIT FOR ME.
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142. YOU'LL BE SORRY!
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143. YOU'LL BE... OW!
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144. FIRST WE LOOK FOR KAHN JR.
AT CONTEMPORARY ART MUSEUM.
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145. OH, SORRY, ARLEN
DOESN'T HAVE ONE.
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146. LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.
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147. YOU MAY BE DRIVIN', BUT
I'M LEADIN' THIS POSSE
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148. AND IF FORCED, I WILL
COMMANDEER THE VEHICLE.
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149. OH, LOOK!
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150. DO YOU, DO YOU SEE
THEM? DO YOU SEE THEM?
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151. PLEASE TAKE PEDAL FROM METAL.
THEY PROBABLY AT THE MALL.
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152. MY HEART IS RACING HERE, MINH.
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153. AND WHEN MY HEART
RACES, MY BUICK FOLLOWS.
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154. CALM DOWN, FOR PEGGY
HILL. LOOK AT MY HAND.
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155. STILL AS A MONET WATER LILY.
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156. WELL, BEING CALM COMES
NATURAL TO YOU BUDDHISTS.
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157. SO WHAT IF CONNIE'S
RUN AWAY, HUH?
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158. SHE'LL JUST COME BACK AS A...
AS A GRASSHOPPER OR SEA HORSE!
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159. I'M SO SORRY, MINH. I'M
JUST A LITTLE ON THE EDGE.
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160. HEY, LOOK AT THIS!
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161. "THE BONEYARD."
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162. IT'S WRITTEN IN ANCIENT ENGLISH.
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163. WHAT'S "THE BONEYARD"?
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164. I CAN'T REMEMBER.
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165. IT'S EITHER THE PLACE
WHERE OLD PEOPLE GO TO DIE
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166. OR YOUNG PEOPLE GO TO MAKE OUT.
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167. W-WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG,
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168. AND IT'S WHERE YOUNG
PEOPLE GO TO DIE
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169. AND OLD PEOPLE GO TO MAKE OUT?
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170. I TOLD YOU! KAHN JR. NOT THERE.
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171. AHA, KAHN JR. GO THERE!
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172. NO AMERICAN CHILD
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173. WOULD RUN AWAY TO
A SHEET MUSIC STORE.
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174. THEY DO IF THEY WANT TO
HIDE FROM HILLBILLY PARENT.
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175. LAST PLACE YOU LOOK, HILLBILLY.
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176. I THOUGHT YOU AND MINH WERE
LOOKING FOR BOBBY AND CONNIE.
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177. WELL, MINH DECIDED SHE WOULD
RATHER LOOK FOR THEM IN A TAXI.
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178. OH, I AM SUCH A JUMBLE.
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179. AUNT PEGGY, WHY DON'T YOU SIT
DOWN WITH THE T.V. FOR A MINUTE
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180. AND CLEAR YOUR HEAD?
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181. OK, BUT FOR JUST A MOMENT.
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182. GUESS WHAT? MONSIGNOR MARTINEZ
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183. RENTS A SPORTS CAR
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184. IN THE NAME OF
THOSE LITTLE BABIES.
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185. I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT.
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186. YES, YOU CAN, BOBBY.
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187. GRAB ONTO MY SHIRT.
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188. WE DID IT! WE'RE
IN THE BONEYARD.
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189. WHO'S FRAMPTON?
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190. SCORE! PLAYBOY!
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191. GREAT! I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ONE.
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192. I HOPE THERE'S AN
ARTICLE BY NORMAN MAILER.
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193. OH, OH, CHECK THIS OUT.
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194. "OUR UNABASHED DICTIONARY
DEFINES 'HEAVY PETTING'
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195. "AS WHEN THINGS GET OUT OF CONTROL
AT A WEIGHT WATCHERS' MEETING."
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196. HE DOESN'T GET IT.
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197. I'M STARTIN' TO GET THINGS.
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198. I THOUGHT THE KIDS WOULD
BE HERE, SURE AS THE WORLD.
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199. I'LL BE DIPPED!
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200. HEY, RANDY, HAVE YOU SEEN BOBBY
AND JOSEPH AND THAT KAHN JR.?
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201. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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202. WE'RE GONNA TAN THEIR HIDES.
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203. THEY'RE IN THE CAVES.
I DID THE RIGHT THING.
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204. I TOLD THEM NOT TO GO.
I DID THE RIGHT THING.
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205. YOU HEARD HIM, HANK. WE
HAVE NO LEGAL RESPONSIBILITY.
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206. THE CAVES?
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207. OH, MY GOD!
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208. WAIT! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THAT'S GOOD NEWS, RIGHT?
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209. NOW WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
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210. NO, KAHN. HEAP BAD NEWS.
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211. THE CAVES ARE WHERE ARLEN
TEENAGERS GO TO MAKE...
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212. WELL, WHOOPEE.
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213. CHECK IT OUT!
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214. IT MUST HAVE FALLEN
OFF SOME WOMAN.
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215. HERE, CONNIE, YOU
COULD USE THIS.
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216. THANKS.
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217. HEY, CONNIE, CONNIE!
I FOUND YOU THIS.
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218. SKOAL. YUCK!
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219. AND I WROTE YOU A SONG.
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220. YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
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221. DANG!
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222. OH, THAT WAS OUR LAST CANDLE.
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223. I'M SCARED.
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224. ME, TOO.
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225. ME THREE. WAIT.
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226. WE'VE GOT GLOW WANDS.
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227. THOSE ARE THEIR BIKES.
THEY'RE INSIDE, ALL RIGHT.
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228. OH, GOD.
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229. I CAN'T SEE. I CAN'T SEE.
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230. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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231. DALE, YOU HAVE
YOUR SUNGLASSES ON.
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232. GOTCHA.
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233. TELL YOU WHAT, DALE.
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234. WHY DON'T YOU GO
TELL PEGGY AND MINH
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235. WE'RE HERE, SO THEY DON'T WORRY.
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236. I NOTICE MY WIFE'S NAME WAS
NOT AMONG THOSE MENTIONED.
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237. AM I TO ASSUME NANCY
SHOULD CONTINUE WORRYING?
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238. AH, YOU GO NOW!
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239. MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
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240. MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
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241. THE KIDS ARE IN THE CAVES.
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242. OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT IS WHERE HALF
OF ARLEN'S UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES BEGIN.
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243. HANK AND KAHN HAVE
GONE IN TO PRY THEM APART.
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244. DEAR LORD, LET
THEM FIND THOSE KIDS
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245. BEFORE I AM IN-LAWS WITH MINH.
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246. MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK NOW.
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247. YEAH, I GUESS.
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248. WAY.
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249. UH, I THINK.
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250. OH, NO.
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251. YEAH, WE'RE LOST.
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252. TAKE ME TO BONEYARD.
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253. HOLD ON A SECOND. I DON'T
REMEMBER WHICH WAY TO GO.
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254. IT'S BEEN A WHILE. I NEED
TO GET MY BEARINGS, HERE.
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255. WHILE YOU GET YOUR "BEARINGS,"
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256. MY CHILD BEARING
YOUR CHILD'S CHILD.
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257. AH...
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258. I THINK IT'S THIS WAY.
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259. I CAN'T STOP. IT'S
OUT OF MY CONTROL.
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260. WAY TO GO! WE'RE OUT OF FOOD!
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261. I'M SORRY. WHEN I'M
UPSET, I GET HUNGRY.
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262. WE'RE ALL UPSET, BOBBY.
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263. BUT YOU'RE UPSET TOGETHER,
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264. AND I'M UPSET ALL BY MYSELF.
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265. I SEE THINGS CLEARLY NOW.
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266. I'M GONNA GROW UP
WITHOUT ANYONE TO LOVE
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267. AND DIE FRIENDLESS AND ALONE
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268. LIKE WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.
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269. I WON'T STAND IN YOUR WAY.
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270. WHEN THE TIME COMES,
I WANT YOU TO EAT ME.
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271. YOU'D DO THAT FOR US?
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272. OF COURSE, I WOULD.
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIENDS.
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273. MY BODY IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
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274. BUT IT WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE,
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275. IF YOU'D LEFT US
SOME OF THOSE CHIPS.
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276. OH, BOBBY, THAT IS SO KIND.
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277. AND... AND BRAVE. THANK YOU.
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278. I'M DOIN' IT FOR
YOUR CHILDREN, TOO.
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279. WE HAVE TO THINK OF THEM.
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280. I'M STARTIN' TO WORRY.
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281. HANK AND KAHN SHOULD'VE
FOUND THEM BY NOW.
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282. DON'T WORRY, NANCY.
I'M SURE THEY'RE SAFE
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283. AND NOT EXPLORING
EACH OTHER'S BODIES.
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284. EVEN IF THEY ARE, THERE'S
NOTHING THAT LOVERS DO
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285. THAT COULD POSSIBLY
TAKE THIS LONG.
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286. AM I RIGHT?
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287. YES, IF YOU ONLY
CONSIDER YOUR OWN NEEDS.
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288. OH, GOSH!
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289. I THINK I NEED A BEER.
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290. UH, HONEY, YOU WANT A BEER?
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291. YES.
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292. HOW DID HE KNOW I WANTED A BEER?
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293. TOO NARROW. MUST GO BACK.
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294. WE'VE GOTTA GO FORWARD.
COME ON! SHOVE ME, DAMMIT!
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295. OH, GOD! NOW I STICKY WITH BEER.
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296. THIS THE WORST
BIRTHDAY I EVER HAD.
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297. I DIDN'T KNOW IT
WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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298. YEAH, I'M 41.
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299. YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE LOST.
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300. OH, YOU THINK SO, HUH?
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301. DALE WILL BRING THE FIRE
DEPARTMENT. THEY'LL FIND US.
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302. THAT'S GREAT! ALL HOPES FOR
SURVIVAL PINNED ON DALE GRIBBLE.
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303. I'M GONNA DIE LIKE A
ENGLISH PATIENT GIRLFRIEND.
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304. LONG, PAINFUL, BORING DEATH!
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305. WELL, IF WE'RE LOST, THE
KIDS ARE PROBABLY LOST, TOO.
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306. YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS.
THAT JOSEPH WITH KAHN JR.
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307. HIS WHOLE FAMILY LIKE A
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS PLAY.
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308. WELL, JOSEPH'S A GOOD BOY.
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309. SAY, WHY AREN'T YOU
NERVOUS ABOUT MY BOBBY?
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310. UNTIL PUBERTY, HE DO
NO WORSE THAN A HICKEY.
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311. BESIDES, I KNOW HE A GOOD BOY.
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312. I APPRECIATE THAT,
KAHN, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT.
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313. MANY A GOOD BOY'S GONE
BAD IN THE BONEYARD.
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314. I SHOULDN'T BE TELLIN' YOU THIS,
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315. BUT IT'S WHERE A LOT OF US GOT
TO 2ND BASE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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316. WHAT YOU CALL 2ND BASE?
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317. UH...
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318. WELL, WHERE I COME FROM, IT...
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319. IT MEANS, AH, WELL...
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320. MEANING THAT, YOU SEE, WHEN 2
PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER,
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321. WELL, YOUR HAND...
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322. DON'T EXPLAIN A HOME RUN,
YOU'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
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323. IN LAOS WE CALL IT PA SON PATE.
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324. "PA SON PATE."
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325. I LIKE IT. IT SOUNDS CLEAN.
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326. WE NEED MORE GOOD EUPHEMISMS
LIKE THAT IN THIS COUNTRY.
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327. SO, TELL ME, WHERE DID YOU
HIT YOUR FIRST PA SON PATE?
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328. LOUANGPHRABANG
CITY. WILD TOWN, MAN.
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329. SPRING BREAK, AND 2
OUT OF 3 GUYS ARE MONKS.
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330. TRY NOT GET SOME PA SON PATE.
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331. HEY, BOBBY! THAT
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD.
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332. AND THAT SOUNDS
LIKE YOUR DAD, CONNIE.
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333. IT CAN'T BE. THEY'RE NOT
YELLIN' AT EACH OTHER.
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334. DAD!
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335. BOBBY!
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336. KAHN JR.!
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337. UH, HELLO, JOSEPH.
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338. HEY, MR. HILL.
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339. WELL, WELL, NOW WE ALL TOGETHER.
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340. SIT BACK AND RELAX.
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341. WAIT FOR DALE
GRIBBLE TO SAVE US.
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342. SON, STOP THAT. THIS IS
A DESPERATE SITUATION.
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343. BESIDES, IT'S LITTERING.
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344. IT'S ALREADY LITTERED, DAD.
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345. SOMEBODY ELSE
DROPPED IT BEFORE US.
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346. FROM UP THERE.
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347. HEY, THERE IS A
HOLE UP THERE. LOOK.
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348. THAT COULD BE OUR WAY OUT!
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349. HEY, HOLD YOUR FIRE UP THERE!
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350. HEY, MAN! WHAT'RE YOU
DOING IN THE OLD HANK
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351. DOING DOWN THERE
IN THE BONEYARD?
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352. HEY, GET DOWN IN THERE,
YOU GO WANDER AROUND.
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353. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?
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354. BOOMHAUER, I CAN'T
UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYIN'!
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355. MUST BE THE ECHO! JUST GET THE
FIRE DEPARTMENT TO LOWER A ROPE!
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356. HEY, HANK, 10-4 TO GO
TO LOWER THAT ROPE.
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357. OH, MY LITTLE GOLDEN CHILD!
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358. OK, HANK, PUT BOBBY'S
BIKE IN THE TRUNK
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359. AND BUCKLE BOBBY INTO THE
CENTER OF THE BACK SEAT, FACING US,
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360. SO WE BOTH CAN WATCH HIM.
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361. NOW, PEGGY, HE'S
NOT A BABY ANYMORE.
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362. HE'S A PRETEEN. HE AND
JOSEPH RODE THEIR BIKES HERE.
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363. THEY CAN RIDE THEM HOME.
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364. THANKS, DAD.
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365. CONNIE, YOU NEED A LIFT?
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366. YEAH, CONNIE. YOU WANT A LIFT?
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367. KAHN JR., YOU COME WITH ME.
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368. WE GO GET ICE CREAM
AND TETANUS SHOT.
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369. I THINK CONNIE LIKES YOU.
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370. NAH!
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371. SHE LIKES YOU.
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372. THE MINUTE YOU SAID WE
COULD EAT YOU, SHE WAS YOURS.
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373. WELL, MAYBE SHE
LIKES BOTH OF US.
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374. YEAH, WOMEN HAVE TROUBLE
CHOOSING BETWEEN GUYS SOMETIMES.
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375. THEY LIKE TO HAVE THEIR
CAKE AND EAT IT, TOO.
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376. I HEAR YOU.
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377. HEY, JOSEPH.
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378. YEAH?
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379. AH, WHAT WERE YOU
EATIN' UNDER THERE?
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380. UNDER WHERE?
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381. OH, YOU WERE EATIN' UNDERWEAR!
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382. SHUT UP!
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383. BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
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384. BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
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385. LONG, PAINFUL, BORING DEATH!
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