King of the Hill 2x5

1. OH!

2. I'M COLD.

3. WHY DON'T WE JUST BUY THE WORMS AT A BAIT SHOP?

4. BAIT SHOP WORMS ARE FACTORY-FARM WORMS.

5. THEY KEEP THEM IN LITTLE CAGES THEIR WHOLE LIVES.

6. THEY NEVER GET TO RUN AROUND FREE.

7. IT'S SAD, REALLY.

8. AND THE FISH KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

9. WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY THE FISH?

10. BOBBY, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

11. WE DON'T FISH FOR THE FISH.

12. 90 PERCENT OF WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS SPORT,

13. AND IT IS A SPORT,

14. IS SITTIN' IN THE BOAT FOR 5 HOURS DOING NOTHIN'.

15. AND THE ICING ON THE CAKE

16. IS WHEN GOD SMILES ON YOU AND YOU HOOK ONE.

17. AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE REELING IT IN,

18. EVERYTHING ELSE FALLS AWAY.

19. YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT TAXES OR TRAFFIC

20. OR THAT PUSHY GAL

21. THAT'S TRYIN' TO GET INTO THE CITADEL

22. OR WHO'S GOIN' TO TAKE CARE OF YOU

23. WHEN YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE OLD AND INCAPACITATED.

24. ALL THERE IS, IS A MAN, A ROD, A LAKE, AND A FISH.

25. AND IT ALL STARTS WITH A HAND-DUG AMERICAN WORM.

26. UH, DAD, WHO IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF ME?

27. WHAT THE HELL?

28. SOMEBODY'S TRYIN' TO STEAL MY TRUCK.

29. HEY! LET ME GO, MAN!

30. YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. I'M PLACING YOU UNDER CITIZEN'S ARREST.

31. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

32. THE HELL I CAN'T!

33. THE HELL HE CAN'T!

34. LANGUAGE, BOBBY.

35. AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN, I HAVE THE AUTHORITY

36. TO DETAIN YOU UNTIL AN OFFICER OF THE PEACE ARRIVES.

37. AND I ALSO HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO KICK YOUR ASS,

38. WHICH IS SOMETHIN' THAT YOUR FATHER OBVIOUSLY FORGOT TO DO.

39. BILLY RAY WALTERS, YOU'VE ENTERED A PLEA OF GUILTY.

40. HAVE YOUR RIGHTS BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU?

41. RIGHTS?

42. THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE ONE OF THEM CARTER-APPOINTEE JUDGES.

43. NO, THAT'S JUDGE ROWLAND McFARLAND.

44. HE WAS IN THE PAPER FOR HIS CREATIVE SENTENCING.

45. OH, GREAT!

46. BEFORE I SENTENCE YOU,

47. I WANT TO EXPRESS THE COURT'S APPRECIATION TO MR. HANK HILL...

48. OH, QUIET, PEGGY.

49. WHO APPREHENDED YOU AT GREAT RISK TO HIS OWN PERSON.

50. OH! HANK'S LUCKY HE DIDN'T GET KILLED.

51. I HOPE THEY LOCK THAT THIEF UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

52. THAT THIEF IS MY BOYFRIEND.

53. BOYFRIEND?

54. OK, HOT-WIRE.

55. HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. YOU LIKE TRUCKS SO MUCH?

56. FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS, I'M SENTENCING YOU TO LIVE IN A TRUCK.

57. WHAT THE...

58. IF I SEND YOU TO PRISON,

59. THEY'LL JUST TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A BETTER TRUCK THIEF.

60. SO YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE NEXT 90 DAYS

61. IN THE CAB OF A PICKUP. AN IMPORT.

62. FINALLY, A JUDGE WITH SOME COMMON SENSE.

63. UH, HILL?

64. YEAH, HANK HILL.

65. YOU WERE HOLDIN' MY TRUCK FOR EVIDENCE.

66. HERE'S A PICTURE OF HER, IF IT'LL HELP.

67. OH, YES, HERE IT IS, SPACE G-26.

68. WHAT THE... OH. OH, MY GOD!

69. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TRUCK?

70. LET'S SEE.

71. THE THIEF WAS INSIDE YOUR VEHICLE.

72. SO UNDER THE LAW, WE HAD IT CHECKED FOR DRUGS.

73. HE WAS IN MY FRONT SEAT.

74. HE DIDN'T HIDE ANY DRUGS IN MY SPARK PLUGS.

75. WELL, WE KNOW THAT NOW, MR HILL.

76. AH, IF I DON'T GET OUT ON THE LAKE, MY HEAD IS GONNA POP A GASKET.

77. HONEY, PLEASE, CALM DOWN.

78. IF YOU HAVE A STROKE, WHO WILL HELP ME TAKE CARE OF BOBBY?

79. UNCLE HANK, I GOT THE '92 FORD TRUCK SCHEMATIC

80. AND I'VE LINED UP ALL THE PARTS.

81. DAD, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' FOR? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR CHICKEN?

82. IT'S RIGHT HERE. CHICKEN.

83. I'M LOOKING FOR MY DANG FISHING SHEARS.

84. HANK, RELAX.

85. HERE. NANCY GAVE ME SOME GINSENG TEA. SHE GOT IT FROM JOHN REDCORN...

86. GINSENG? I DON'T NEED TO GET ALL HOPPED UP ON DOPE.

87. I GET STRESSED OUT AT THE BEAUTY SCHOOL SOMETIMES.

88. YOU KNOW, WITH ALL THE COMBING AND POLITICS, AND I JUST DO YOGA.

89. I CAN PUT MY FEET UP BEHIND MY HEAD. WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

90. UH, NO!

91. KEEP YOUR LEGS BELOW YOUR WAIST, FOR GOD'S SAKES!

92. LOOK, ALL I NEED TO DO IS GET OUT ON THE LAKE, AND FISH.

93. LISTEN TO THAT SILENCE.

94. YOU EVER HEAR ANYTHING SO QUIET?

95. HEY, BOOMHAUER!

96. TRADE YOU ONE OF MY GARLIC-SCENTED LURES

97. FOR ONE OF YOUR ELECTRIC ONES.

98. WHY DON'T YOU GUYS CALL THAT STUFF

99. BY ITS REAL NAME, "CHEATER BAIT."

100. YOU AND YOUR WORMS ARE FISHING IN THE PAST, HANK.

101. IN THE DAYS OF BLACK-AND-WHITE TELEVISIONS,

102. AND A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED CONGRESS.

103. GOT ONE, MAN! OH! IT'S A BIG OL', BIG OL'...

104. MAN, LOOK AT THEM BIG OL' TEETH ON HIM!

105. ACTS LIKE A BIG OL' TACO GRANDE, MAN, WITH THEM DANG OL'... OH!

106. DANG, BOOMHAUER! SHE'S A BEAUTY.

107. SAY, "CHEESE TO MEET YOU."

108. OK, CATCH AND RELEASE. TIME TO THROW HER BACK.

109. ALL RIGHT, FELLA, THERE YOU GO. TELL YOUR FRIENDS,

110. "PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM."

111. OH, YEAH. OH, CHECK IT OUT.

112. "HANK CALLS IT CHEATER BAIT.

113. "BUT I CALL IT SCRUMDILIGARLICICIOUS." OW.

114. INGRATE.

115. HEY, HANK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE TAKIN' THE PICTURES.

116. GIVE YOU SOMETHIN' TO DO.

117. HEY, YOU GUYS MAY BE CATCHING FISH,

118. BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE FISHING, GOD'S WAY, WITH A WORM.

119. YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?

120. HANK HASN'T CAUGHT A FISH.

121. YOU LOOKIN' TO GO FOR A SWIM, BILL?

122. NO.

123. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I JUST REALIZED?

124. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANY OF US

125. HAS CAUGHT MORE FISH THAN HANK.

126. COME ON, BILL. DON'T RUB HIS NOSE IN IT.

127. WHOA! WINGO, MAN!

128. I AM THE GREATEST.

129. SO, WE'RE ALL MEETIN' AT THE PHARMACY

130. TO GET ALOE VERA FOR BILL'S BACK.

131. UH, MAYBE I'LL MEET YOU GUYS LATER.

132. I'M GOIN' DOWN TO THE BAIT SHOP TO BUY SOME NEW... HOOKS.

133. DANG, RAY! WHAT HAPPENED?

134. DID I MISS ONE OF YOUR "RAY'S GONE TROUT OF HIS MIND" SALES?

135. I'M GOING TROUT OF BUSINESS, HANK.

136. I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE MEGA LO MART.

137. I HATE THAT MEGA LO MART. PEOPLE GO THERE JUST TO SAVE A NICKEL,

138. END UP PUTTIN' HALF OF ARLEN OUT OF BUSINESS.

139. UH-HUH, UH-HUH, YEAH, ANYWAY, WHAT BRINGS YOU IN?

140. NEW ROD, NEW REEL, WHAT?

141. ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKIN' OF TRYIN' ONE OF THEM SCENTED LURES.

142. MAYBE VANILLA.

143. UH, YOU'VE GIVEN UP THE WORM, HANK?

144. SHE LET ME DOWN, RAY. I REELED IN EMPTY TODAY.

145. WELL, HOW ABOUT SOME, UH, FLUORESCENT SALMON EGGS

146. OR SOME MARSHMALLOW BAIT, OR SOME BLOOD-DOUGH BALLS?

147. I TRIED THOSE BEFORE. THEY DON'T BEAT THE WORM.

148. HEY, I KNOW.

149. YOU EVER HEAR OF A GUY NAMED JACK?

150. WELL, I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH A FELLA NAMED...

151. NO, NO, THIS GUY NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL. HE GREW UP IN THE HILLS.

152. BUT HE WROTE THE BOOK ON HOMEMADE BAIT.

153. 'COURSE, IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF SCRIBBLES,

154. 'CAUSE HE NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL.

155. HMM, WHERE'S HIS SHOP?

156. OH, HE DON'T HAVE A SHOP, HANK.

157. SEE, HE SELLS HIS STUFF OUT OF HIS TRUCK

158. AT THE CORNER OF 6TH AND WOODMONT.

159. WELL, THANKS, RAY.

160. I'LL COME BY TOMORROW AND PICK UP YOUR PROPANE TANK.

161. UH-HUH, UH-HUH. WHY... WHY DON'T YOU CALL FIRST?

162. HEY, G!

163. WHADDAYA WANT, WHADDAYA NEED? LOOKIN' TO BUY?

164. AH, "G", HEH.

165. I AM LOOKIN' TO BUY.

166. UH, ARE YOU JACK?

167. I GOT YOUR JACK RIGHT HERE, JACK.

168. WELL, AS I WAS TELLIN' RAY, JACK,

169. UH, I'VE BEEN THINKIN' ABOUT TRYING SOMETHIN' NEW.

170. WHATCHA NEED?

171. WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A WORM MAN,

172. BUT RAY WAS TELLIN' ME ABOUT YOUR BAIT...

173. BAIT? YOU CALL IT "BAIT."

174. I LIKE THAT. WHAT YOU LOOKIN' TO SPEND?

175. UH, WELL, I GOT $20.

176. $20 WILL GET YOU ALL THE BAIT YOU NEED, JACK. ROCK ON!

177. HUH. FRESHNESS JARS.

178. SURE DON'T GET THAT AT MEGA LO MART.

179. COME ON, HANK, FISH OR GET OFF THE POT.

180. UH, JUST A SECOND.

181. HOW THE HECK DOES JACK FISH WITH THIS STUFF?

182. I LIKE BEER, HANK.

183. DON'T YOU LIKE BEER? I MEAN, I LOVE BEER.

184. BEER IS...

185. OH, GOT ONE! OH! YEAH!

186. SWEET GENE VINCENT! I'M BACK!

187. DANG, MAN! THAT'S QUICK. YOU DONE HOOKED...

188. HANK'S THE MAN. MAN, YOU'RE THE FISHING MAGICIAN, MAN.

189. ALL RIGHT THERE, RED HEAD. BACK YOU GO.

190. PASS ME ONE, WILL YOU, HANK?

191. UH, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

192. BATTERIES GO DEAD ON YOUR ELECTRIC SPINNER?

193. WHOA, HANK! WHAT YOU GOT THERE?

194. BLOOD-DOUGH BALLS?

195. DALE, HANK ONLY FISHES WITH WORMS.

196. WHY, ANYTHING ELSE WOULD BE CHEATIN'.

197. WELL, WELL, WELL.

198. LOOKS LIKE OUR FRIEND IS A "HIPPIECRIT."

199. NOW, HOLD ON THERE. THIS IS, UH, NATURAL BAIT.

200. HOMEMADE IN THE U.S.A.

201. LOOK, HANK, YOU CAN OFFER ALL THE DENIALS

202. AND RATIONALIZATIONS YOU WANT,

203. BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS STILL THE SAME.

204. WE WANT TO TRY THAT BAIT.

205. YEAH, MAN. GIVE US THE BAIT.

206. ALL RIGHT. EASE OFF. A LITTLE CHUNK WILL DO YOU.

207. THERE YOU GO!

208. COME ON!

209. TREASURE, MAN!

210. WHOO! WHOO! WINGO! YEAH!

211. WELL, NOW THAT IS THE DANGDEST THING!

212. THIS IS THE SAME FISH I JUST THREW BACK.

213. COME ON, DARLIN'. TIME TO GET WET.

214. COME ON, NOW. OFF MY HOOK.

215. GO ON NOW, GET.

216. UH.

217. VAMONOS.

218. OH, MAN! NOW I HAVE TO REAPPLY MY SUNSCREEN.

219. WHOO-HOO!

220. I TELL YOU WHAT, I CAUGHT MORE FISH TODAY

221. THAN I DID IN THE '80s.

222. AND THOSE WERE THE REAGAN YEARS.

223. SOMEBODY CALL RIPLEY.

224. 'CAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GONNA BELIEVE

225. HOW MANY FISH I CAUGHT THIS MORNIN'.

226. IS THAT WHERE YOU'VE BEEN?

227. OH, GOOD LORD, HANK! THE SUN JUST CAME UP.

228. NO, IT DIDN'T.

229. IT ROSE AT 4:57 A.M.,

230. EXACTLY ONE HOUR AFTER I LANDED

231. 210-POUND BUCKET MOUTHS

232. ON A SINGLE HOOK.

233. I TELL YOU, IT'S LIKE THEY WERE FIGHTIN' OVER

234. THAT PIECE OF JACK'S MIRACLE BAIT.

235. WHAT ARE YOU BUYIN' BAIT FOR, DAD?

236. REMEMBER, YOU SAID IT ALL STARTS

237. WITH A HAND-DUG AMERICAN WORM?

238. UH, NO. I MEAN, YES, THAT'S HOW IT STARTS.

239. BUT A LOT OF THINGS END UP DIFFERENT FROM WHERE THEY START.

240. LIKE, REMEMBER THAT TIME I STARTED BUILDING YOU A CLUBHOUSE

241. AND I ENDED UP WITH A NEW TOOL SHED?

242. SO, LUANNE, HOW'S MY TRUCK?

243. HMM, BAD NEWS, UNCLE HANK.

244. I HAD TO ORDER A NEW FUEL PUMP.

245. I FIGURED IT WAS URGENT, SO I ASKED THEM TO UPS IT.

246. GOOD THING I JUST GOT BACK FROM FISHING, OR THAT WOULD BOTHER ME.

247. HMM, IT'S KIND OF STARTING TO BOTHER ME.

248. YEP, I'M BOTHERED. I HAD BETTER GET ON THE LAKE.

249. I'LL TELL YOU, HANK, I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY SOME MORE OF YOUR NEW BAIT.

250. MY BAIT? WELL, I WISH I COULD HELP YOU,

251. BUT I ONLY HAVE A LITTLE BIT LEFT.

252. OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. IT ONLY TAKES A LITTLE BIT

253. TO CATCH THE HOGS WITH THAT STUFF.

254. YEAH, YEAH, IT'S TOO BAD I'M ALL OUT.

255. HUH? YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD A LITTLE LEFT.

256. THAT'S RIGHT, AND THEN I USED IT UP.

257. DON'T LIE TO US, FRIEND.

258. 'CAUSE WHEN YOU LIE, YOU MAKE AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND ME.

259. YEAH, HANK, DON'T BE BOGARTING THAT DANG OL' BAIT.

260. UH, ANYWAY, I JUST REMEMBERED I PROMISED BOBBY I'D TAKE HIM FISHING,

261. JUST THE TWO OF US. SEE YOU.

262. I'D TAKE A STICK OF THAT GUM.

263. I'M TIRED.

264. WHEN'S THE PART WHERE WE GET TO SIT AROUND FOR 5 HOURS DOING NOTHIN'?

265. THAT'S A GOOD ONE, SON.

266. WAKE UP, HANK. WE'RE BEING BURGLED.

267. YOU GO CHECK ON BOBBY. I'LL GO SEE WHAT'S GOING' ON.

268. HMM.

269. WE'LL JUST SEE HOW MUCH OF THAT BAIT HE HAS LEFT.

270. YOU! DROP THAT TACKLE BOX!

271. IT'S OK, HANK. IT'S ME, DALE GRIBBLE.

272. I SAID DROP THE BOX!

273. WELL, MY TERMITE INSPECTION IS CONCLUDED.

274. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PASSED!

275. CAN I HAVE SOME MORE BUTTER FOR MY PANCAKES?

276. THAT'S IT! I'M GOIN' FISHIN'.

277. COME ON, COME ON, TAKE THE BAIT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

278. WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'? THIS AIN'T A WORM. THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF.

279. OH, MAN, THE WONDER BAIT! FOR ME?

280. WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

281. IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.

282. THE FISH WON'T TOUCH THE STUFF.

283. THEY SPIT IT OUT LIKE POISON. I DON'T GET IT.

284. I GET IT.

285. TAKE IT FROM A GRADUATE OF THE EXTERMINATORS ACADEMY AT HUMBLE.

286. YOU'VE INTRODUCED A NEW ELEMENT INTO THEIR ECOSYSTEM.

287. THEY'VE GOTTEN WISE TO IT.

288. YOU NEED SOMETHIN' STRONGER.

289. COCKROACH 101.

290. NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG, JACK.

291. I'M NOT CRITICIZING YOUR PRODUCT, OR BY EXTENSION, YOU.

292. YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT, JACK.

293. WHAT YOU NEED IS SOMETHIN' STRONGER.

294. EXACTLY.

295. YOU UNDERSTAND. WHAT AM I SAYING? OF COURSE YOU UNDERSTAND.

296. YOU'RE A FISHERMAN.

297. I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVIN'.

298. DALE? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

299. I FOLLOWED YOU. EVERY TWIST AND EVERY TURN.

300. BY THE WAY, I'M GONNA NEED TO FOLLOW YOU HOME.

301. FREEZE! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!

302. HUH?

303. OH, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. I GOT YOU STARTED ON THAT GINSENG TEA.

304. AND WITH YOUR ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY, OF COURSE THAT LED TO...

305. I SWEAR, PEGGY, I THOUGHT I WAS BUYING FISHING BAIT.

306. DON'T LIE TO ME, HANK. I AM NOT STUPID.

307. I AM A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, NOT ONE OF YOUR DRUG-SMOKIN' FRIENDS.

308. MR. HILL, THIS BASS-FISHING DEFENSE ISN'T GOING TO CUT IT.

309. WERE YOU ABUSED AS A CHILD?

310. WHAT? NO!

311. ARE YOU SURE? JURIES EAT THAT UP.

312. MAYBE I OUGHT TO TIE THAT LONG HAIR ON YOUR HEAD

313. TO THE SHORT HAIR ON YOUR ASS, AND KICK YOU DOWN THE STREET.

314. I TOLD YOU, I AM NOT A DOPER.

315. COME ON, MR. HILL. WE ALL USE DRUGS. EVEN THE PRESIDENT.

316. NOT MY PRESIDENT. I VOTED FOR DOLE.

317. THE ONLY THING HE'S ON IS PAIN KILLERS, AND HE EARNED IT.

318. NEXT CASE. MISTERS GRIBBLE AND HILL.

319. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. HILL.

320. I ASSUME YOU ARE THE ARRESTING CITIZEN.

321. WELL, NO. IT'S, UH...

322. IT'S THE FUNNIEST KIND OF MIX-UP, YOUR HONOR. I...

323. JUST ONE MOMENT.

324. MR. GRIBBLE, REMOVE YOUR HAT IN MY COURTROOM.

325. I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE AUTHORITY

326. OF A COURT THAT HANGS THE GOLD-FRINGED FLAG.

327. A FLAG WITH GILDED EDGES IS THE FLAG OF AN ADMIRALTY COURT.

328. AN ADMIRALTY COURT SIGNIFIES A NAVAL COURT-MARTIAL.

329. I CANNOT BE COURT-MARTIALED TWICE. THAT IS ALL.

330. FURTHERMORE...

331. BAILIFF, GAG HIM.

332. THIS MUST BE A TYPO.

333. OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR.

334. MY DAD DOESN'T USE DRUGS.

335. THE ONLY THING HE NEEDS TO BE HAPPY IS FISHIN'. SUSTAINED.

336. THAT'S RIGHT, JUDGE.

337. THE STRONGEST THING I USE IS B.C. HEADACHE POWDER, I TELL YOU WHAT.

338. I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PURCHASED, ONCE OR TWICE SOME, UH,

339. ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES,

340. BUT I WAS USIN' THEM,

341. QUITE SUCCESSFULLY, I MIGHT ADD, AS FISH BAIT.

342. FISH BAIT?

343. GUILTY.

344. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD HIM, YOUR HONOR.

345. THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU. YOU'RE FIRED.

346. JUDGE, I'M NOT LYIN' TO YOU HERE.

347. I'M NO CRIMINAL. I'M JUST A FISHERMAN.

348. WELL, HILL, I DON'T LIKE YOUR STORY.

349. BUT YOU'VE GOT THE HAIRCUT OF AN HONEST MAN.

350. SO, I'M WILLING TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A LIAR.

351. YOU SAY YOU WERE USING THE STUFF AS BAIT?

352. YES, SIR.

353. WELL, I'M A BIT OF AN ANGLER MYSELF.

354. SO TOMORROW, YOU, ME, AND YOUR BALD BUDDY THERE

355. ARE GONNA GO OUT TO THE LAKE.

356. YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME HOW TO CATCH A WIDE-MOUTHED BASS WITH A ROCK OF CRACK.

357. UH, WELL, HOLD ON A SECOND.

358. YOU SEE, THE FISH WON'T TAKE THE BAIT ANYMORE.

359. THE ECOSYSTEM IS CHANGED AND...

360. I'VE MADE MY RULIN'.

361. EITHER YOU REEL ONE IN TOMORROW,

362. OR THE TWO OF YOU ARE GONNA SPEND THE NEXT 24 MONTHS

363. MAKIN' TEXAS STATE LICENSE PLATES.

364. OH!

365. NEXT CASE,

366. FIDELITY MUTUAL INSURANCE VS. LAYAWAY RAY'S BAIT SHOP.

367. HILL, IT'S BEEN 6 HOURS.

368. YOU READY TO ADMIT YOUR CRIME AND DO YOUR TIME?

369. NO, SIR, YOUR HONOR.

370. I'M MAKIN' PROGRESS HERE. I CAN FEEL IT.

371. WING! WING!

372. WINGO, MAN! I THINK I GOT ONE.

373. HOLD ON TO HER, DALE. DON'T LET HER GO.

374. OH, THANK YOU, LORD.

375. WELL, I'LL BE!

376. LOOKS LIKE YOU BOYS WERE TELLIN' THE TRUTH AFTER ALL.

377. UH!

378. GRIBBLE, THIS FISH IS FROZEN.

379. I CAUGHT IT. THAT'S MY POSITION.

380. YOU OBVIOUSLY BOUGHT THIS AT A GROCERY STORE.

381. YOU TRY SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL DOUBLE YOUR SENTENCE.

382. DALE, YOU GIBLET-HEAD, IF YOU WERE GONNA CHEAT,

383. WHY THE HELL DID YOU BUY A FROZEN BASS?

384. I HAD A COUPON.

385. ALL RIGHT. 5 MORE MINUTES AND THAT'S IT.

386. I GOT TO BE AT A LETHAL INJECTION BY MIDNIGHT.

387. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THE COOLER, DUKE.

388. HIS HONOR WANTS A PUDDING.

389. HANK, DON'T DO IT.

390. WE'VE ALREADY TRIED TO CHEAT. HE'LL DOUBLE OUR SENTENCE.

391. I'M NOT CHEATING NOW, DALE.

392. USING CHEATER BAIT WAS CHEATING.

393. I GOT GREEDY.

394. I'M NO BETTER THAN THAT LAZY GREASEBALL

395. WHO TRIED TO STEAL MY TRUCK.

396. LET'S FACE THE FACTS. WE'RE GOIN' TO PRISON.

397. AND ALL WE'LL HAVE TO DREAM ABOUT

398. IS THE LAST TIME WE WENT FISHING.

399. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I WANT TO REMEMBER CASTING OFF

400. WITH A HAND-DUG AMERICAN WORM.

401. WELL, TIME'S UP. START ROWING, DUKE.

402. NOW, THERE'S A MAN WHO LOVES TO FISH.

403. ALMOST MAKES ME SORRY TO SEND HIM TO THE FARM.

404. HUH?

405. SHE AIN'T PRETTY, BUT SHE'S A BASS ALL RIGHT! YOU'RE FREE TO GO.

406. SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FISH I EVER CAUGHT, I TELL YOU WHAT!

407. HOLD HER UP, HANK. SHE'S A WALL-HANGER.

408. UH.

409. HE.

410. 'S IT! I'M GOIN' FISHING.