1. GENTLEMEN, THE JOHN DEERE
518-R WALK-BEHIND TILLER.Copy !req
2. LOOK AT IT, SON.Copy !req
3. 5-HORSEPOWER BRIGGS
AND STRATTON ENGINE,Copy !req
4. 16 HEAT RESISTANT TINES,
13-INCH SUPER-LUG TIRES,Copy !req
5. AND, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,Copy !req
6. THIS MODEL COMES WITH A HAT.Copy !req
7. CAN I HAVE IT?Copy !req
8. YOU KNOW, BOBBY
SHOULD SEE THIS, TOO.Copy !req
9. HEY, BOBBY!Copy !req
10. NOW, BOBBY, THERE IS A LOT
YOU CAN LEARN FROM P.B.S.Copy !req
11. THANKS TO THE SUPPORT
OF VIEWERS LIKE ME.Copy !req
12. BOBBY, COME MEET
OUR NEW ROTOTILLER!Copy !req
13. LATER, HANK! THIS IS
EDUCATIONAL T.V. TIME!Copy !req
14. WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO
SEE IS BRITISH COMEDY.Copy !req
15. YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND
ALL OF IT AT FIRST,Copy !req
16. BECAUSE IT'S MORE SOPHISTICATED
THAN WHAT WE'RE USED TO.Copy !req
17. THAT MAN IS WEARING A DRESS.Copy !req
18. EXACTLY.Copy !req
19. WELL, I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.Copy !req
20. BOBBY IS JUST GONNA
HAVE TO WATCH THE TAPE.Copy !req
21. OH, LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
22. WHAT THE...Copy !req
23. OH, POSH! I HAVE A
RUN IN MY STOCKING.Copy !req
24. YES, PRIME MINISTER.Copy !req
25. "MADE IN AMERICA" CANNOT JUST BECopy !req
26. A MARKETING GIMMICK
LIKE "DOLPHIN-SAFE."Copy !req
27. IT'S GOTTA STAND FOR SOMETHIN'.Copy !req
28. ILLER.Copy !req
29. A ROCK? THAT IS NO ROCK.Copy !req
30. THIS IS AN ARROWHEAD,
AN INDIAN ARROWHEAD.Copy !req
31. I LED A FIELD TRIP ONCE TO THE
MUSEUM OF TEXAS CULTURES.Copy !req
32. A LITTLE GIRL SWALLOWED
ONE JUST LIKE THIS BY MISTAKE.Copy !req
33. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A ROCK, TOO.Copy !req
34. WE LEARNED IN SCHOOL, YOU
DON'T CALL THEM "INDIANS" ANYMORE.Copy !req
35. YOU CALL THEM
"NATIVE AMERICANS."Copy !req
36. IT'S LIKE SAYING "SAME-SEX
PARTNER" INSTEAD OF...Copy !req
37. BOBBY!Copy !req
38. COOL, DAD. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
39. SOME OLD INDIAN THING.Copy !req
40. WHAT'S IT FOR?Copy !req
41. WELL, I DON'T KNOW
MUCH ABOUT INDIANS,Copy !req
42. BUT I DO KNOW TOOLS.Copy !req
43. AND IF I HAD TO GUESS, I'D
SAY YOU JAM ONE OF THESECopy !req
44. IN THE BACK OF A
WHITE MAN'S SKULL,Copy !req
45. TWIST THE HANDLE LIKE SO,Copy !req
46. AND THEN YOUR BLOOD RUNS
OUT THROUGH THE HOLE HERE.Copy !req
47. YEP. THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.Copy !req
48. I THOUGHT THE TRIBES THAT USED
TO LIVE AROUND HERE WERE PEACEFUL.Copy !req
49. WELL, I'M GONNA GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.Copy !req
50. I'D HATE TO USE A
TOOL IMPROPERLY.Copy !req
51. UH, HI, NANCY.Copy !req
52. OH, UH, SORRY, SUG'.Copy !req
53. DALE'S AT WORK.Copy !req
54. UH, YEAH, UH,Copy !req
55. YEAH, I'M NOT
LOOKIN' FOR DALE. UH...Copy !req
56. I'M LOOKIN' FOR,
UH, JOHN REDCORN.Copy !req
57. JOHN REDCORN, IT'S FOR YOU.Copy !req
58. HANK, NANCY HAS A
THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE TODAY,Copy !req
59. FOR HER MIGRAINES.Copy !req
60. LISTEN, I FOUND
THIS INDIAN, UH...Copy !req
61. NATIVE INDIAN THING IN MY YARDCopy !req
62. AND I WAS WONDERIN' IF
YOU KNEW WHAT IT WAS.Copy !req
63. IT'S A TOOL USED FOR STRAIGHTENING
THE SHAFT OF AN ARROW.Copy !req
64. UH-HUH. IN A PINCH,
THOUGH, YOU COULD JAM ITCopy !req
65. INTO SOMEONE'S
BRAIN STEM, RIGHT?Copy !req
66. YES. BUT THAT'S TRUE
OF ALMOST ANY TOOL.Copy !req
67. WELL, YEAH, SURE, I GUESS.Copy !req
68. A TREASURE SUCH AS THIS
IS PRICELESS TO MY PEOPLE.Copy !req
69. REALLY? WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
IT'S WORTH TO MY PEOPLE?Copy !req
70. A MUSEUM OR UNIVERSITY
MIGHT GIVE YOU $50.Copy !req
71. $50, HUH?Copy !req
72. THAT'D GET ME A NEW
ROTOTILLER BLADE.Copy !req
73. HANK, THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
74. IT IS WRONG TO TAKE WHAT
BELONGS TO ANOTHER PERSON AND...Copy !req
75. JOHN REDCORN.Copy !req
76. WELL, FOOD FOR THOUGHT.Copy !req
77. HEY, MAN, SIGN A PETITION
TO LEGALIZE HEMP?Copy !req
78. WHAT'S HEMP?Copy !req
79. "IT'S A CHEAP AND
DURABLE SOURCE OF FIBERSCopy !req
80. THAT CAN BE USED FOR MAKING
CLOTHING, ROPE, AND PAPER."Copy !req
81. TYPICAL GOVERNMENT
OVER-REGULATION.Copy !req
82. WHY WOULDN'T THEY
LEGALIZE THIS STUFF?Copy !req
83. WELL, BECAUSE, YOU
KNOW, IT'S BASICALLY...Copy !req
84. MARIJUANA.Copy !req
85. THE VOLCANO ERUPTED SO SUDDENLYCopy !req
86. THAT THE VILLAGE AND EVERYONE IN
IT WERE INSTANTLY ENCASED IN LAVA,Copy !req
87. CREATING A
SNAPSHOT, IF YOU WILL,Copy !req
88. OF DAILY LIFE AT
THAT EXACT MOMENT.Copy !req
89. AND WHEN WE ARCHAEOLOGISTS
GO AND DEVELOP THAT SNAPSHOT,Copy !req
90. BELIEVE ME, NO ONE IS SMILING.Copy !req
91. SEE YOU TOMORROW.Copy !req
92. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY'RE
BREASTS! BIG DEAL!Copy !req
93. UH, EXCUSE ME,
PROFESSOR, I'M HANK HILL.Copy !req
94. I LEFT A MESSAGE ON YOUR VOICE
MAIL. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GOT IT.Copy !req
95. IT SAID TO PRESS POUND...Copy !req
96. THE ARTIFACT GUY, YEAH.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT POUND.Copy !req
97. SO, WHAT'VE YOU GOT FOR ME?Copy !req
98. WELL, I GOT THIS ARROWHEAD.Copy !req
99. AND THIS HERE IS A
SHAFT-STRAIGHTENER.Copy !req
100. SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU
THINK THEY'RE WORTH?Copy !req
101. WELL, THE ARROWHEAD, THAT'S
WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S GARBAGE.Copy !req
102. HERE, DO YOU WANT ME TO
THROW IT AWAY FOR YOU? IT'S ON ME.Copy !req
103. UH, HOW ABOUT THE OTHER ONE?Copy !req
104. A CATTLE TRIBESMAN MIGHT
HAVE TRADED THIS FOR,Copy !req
105. SAY, A NEW LOINCLOTH.Copy !req
106. WHAT'S A CROTCH-SIZED PIECE
OF LEATHER GO FOR THESE DAYS?Copy !req
107. I CERTAINLY DO NOT KNOW.Copy !req
108. CAN'T BE MORE THAN $10, RIGHT?Copy !req
109. WELL, NOW, HOLD ON A MINUTE. AN
INDIAN FRIEND OF MINE SAID IT WAS SACRED.Copy !req
110. LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU, MR. HILL.Copy !req
111. TO THE NATIVE AMERICANS,
EVERYTHING IS SACRED.Copy !req
112. THE SUN, THE DIRT.Copy !req
113. YOU WANNA PAY ME FOR THE AIR YOU
BEEN BREATHING SINCE YOU CAME IN?Copy !req
114. THAT'S SACRED, TOO.Copy !req
115. LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE
THIS. I... I'LL JUST TAKE THE $10.Copy !req
116. COUNT IT. IT'S ALL THERE.Copy !req
117. OK.Copy !req
118. YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO SELL
THOSE ARTIFACTS, HANK.Copy !req
119. THIS HOME BELONGS
TO THE BOTH OF US.Copy !req
120. WHAT ARE YOU SO UPSET
ABOUT? I GOT $10 FOR SOME JUNKCopy !req
121. THAT BOBBY WOULD'VE
JUST ENDED UP SWALLOWING.Copy !req
122. THOSE OBJECTS WERE CULTURAL.Copy !req
123. THEY COULD'VE
EXPANDED BOBBY'S MIND.Copy !req
124. AND I, FOR ONE, WANT MY
SON'S BRAIN TO SWELL UPCopy !req
125. AS BIG AS IT'LL GO.Copy !req
126. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE
EATING FRIED CHICKEN FOR BREAKFAST?Copy !req
127. UH-UH. WE'RE MAKING BONES FOR
BOBBY'S SOCIAL STUDIES PROJECT.Copy !req
128. IT'S A NATIVE AMERICAN
NECKLACE, LIKE THE TONKAWA WORE.Copy !req
129. I WAS GONNA BRING
IN THE ARROWHEAD,Copy !req
130. AND GET AN "A", AND
MAYBE EVEN GO TO COLLEGE.Copy !req
131. BUT MOM SAYS YOU SOLD
OUT MY FUTURE FOR $10.Copy !req
132. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.Copy !req
133. THAT'S STILL MOM TALKIN'.Copy !req
134. I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
135. BUT WE ARE NOT IN THE
MARKET FOR A NEW RELIGION.Copy !req
136. WHO, ME? OH, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
137. I'M AN ARCHAEOLOGIST.
PROFESSOR JOHN LERNER, Ph.D.Copy !req
138. OH. PEGGY HILL.Copy !req
139. YOU KNOW, I'M A TEACHER, TOO.Copy !req
140. SUBSTITUTE SPANISH, MMM-HMM.Copy !req
141. YOUR HUSBAND CAME TO SEE ME THE
OTHER DAY, WITH A CADDO ARROWHEAD.Copy !req
142. WELL, I AM THE ONE WHO FIRST
DETERMINED IT WAS NOT A ROCK.Copy !req
143. WELL, YOU ARE A
FRIEND TO ARCHAEOLOGY.Copy !req
144. AND ARCHAEOLOGY CAN USE
ALL THE FRIENDS IT CAN GET,Copy !req
145. WITH ALL THE RED
TAPE WE PUT UP WITH.Copy !req
146. LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
147. THOSE PIECES YOUR HUSBAND FOUNDCopy !req
148. WEREN'T WORTH
MUCH, BUT WHO KNOWS?Copy !req
149. TOMORROW, IF WE POKE
AROUND HERE A LITTLE,Copy !req
150. I MIGHT FIND SOMETHING
OF REAL CULTURAL VALUE.Copy !req
151. OH, PLEASE, BE MY GUEST.Copy !req
152. NO, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.Copy !req
153. THEY WANT PAPERWORK,
THE HOMEOWNER'S SIGNATURE.Copy !req
154. TECHNICALLY, I
SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.Copy !req
155. DON'T BE SILLY. GIVE ME THAT.Copy !req
156. I THANK YOU.
ARCHAEOLOGY THANKS YOU.Copy !req
157. AND MOST OF ALL, I WANT
YOU TO THANK YOURSELF.Copy !req
158. OH, NO, I COULDN'T.Copy !req
159. FOR ADVANCING THE
CAUSE OF KNOWLEDGE?Copy !req
160. PEGGY, COME ON
NOW, I WANT TO HEAR IT.Copy !req
161. WELL, THANK YOU, PEGGY HILL.Copy !req
162. YOU ARE WELCOME.Copy !req
163. YOU SEE, THE SECRET IS
PRETENDING THEY'RE SPECIAL.Copy !req
164. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN
THE TITLE TO HER HOUSECopy !req
165. IF I'D COMPLIMENTED
HER STUPID GLASSES.Copy !req
166. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?Copy !req
167. NOTHING.Copy !req
168. THE PROFESSOR, MY FRIEND,
JUST WANTED TO KNOWCopy !req
169. IF HE COULD POKE AROUND THE
LAWN TOMORROW FOR SOME ARTIFACTS.Copy !req
170. I, OF COURSE, SAID YES.Copy !req
171. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT,
PEGGY, WITHOUT EVEN ASKIN' ME?Copy !req
172. YOU SOLD THAT ARROWHEAD
WITHOUT ASKING ME.Copy !req
173. FINE, WE'RE EVEN.Copy !req
174. BUT I THINK YOU OWE
MY LAWN AN APOLOGY.Copy !req
175. WE'RE WAITING.Copy !req
176. UH, PEGGY...Copy !req
177. YOU CAN'T JUST THINK IT.Copy !req
178. YOU'VE GOT TO SAY IT OUT LOUD.Copy !req
179. HANK, I THOUGHT YOU TOLD
DALE NOT TO MOW AT THIS HOUR.Copy !req
180. WHAT?Copy !req
181. THAT'S NOT DALE'S MOWER.Copy !req
182. THAT'S NOT A MOWER AT ALL.Copy !req
183. NO!Copy !req
184. "THEREFORE AFTER THE REFERRED TO
AFOREMENTIONED ANTIQUITIES PURSUANTCopy !req
185. TO THE PUBLIC DOMAIN TITLE 9 OF
THE SOUTHERN STATE RESOURCE CODE."Copy !req
186. I TELL YOU WHAT,
MAN, IT'S AIRTIGHT.Copy !req
187. BOOMHAUER, I DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU JUST SAID.Copy !req
188. DAMNED LEGALESE.Copy !req
189. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE
DAY WHEN MY OWN GOVERNMENTCopy !req
190. WOULD GO AROUND
STEALING PEOPLE'S LAND.Copy !req
191. E US?Copy !req
192. WHOA, WHOA, WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'?Copy !req
193. THAT'S MY PRIVACY HEDGE.Copy !req
194. HI, UNCLE HANK.Copy !req
195. UM, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
BUT I BORROWED YOUR RAZOR.Copy !req
196. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
EVERYBODY OFF MY PROPERTY.Copy !req
197. I SAID, OFF! DON'T
MAKE ME CALL THE COPS!Copy !req
198. GO RIGHT AHEAD. AND
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,Copy !req
199. TELL THEM YOU'RE TRESPASSING ON
A PROTECTED ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE.Copy !req
200. WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY GOES
AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE.Copy !req
201. BUT YOU PLAYED DIRTY, AND
YOU LEAVE ME WITH NO CHOICE.Copy !req
202. YOU ARE SUED, MISTER.
YOU'RE ALL WITNESSES.Copy !req
203. YOU'RE ALL BEING SUED, TOO.Copy !req
204. AND YOU'RE THE WITNESS TO THAT.Copy !req
205. HERE. I WANT ALL YOUR NAMES.Copy !req
206. AND I DON'T WANT ANY
"SEYMOUR BUTTS" OR "I.P. FREELYS."Copy !req
207. MY WIFE'S A SUBSTITUTE
TEACHER. I KNOW ALL THE TRICKS.Copy !req
208. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?Copy !req
209. UH, I'M NOT SURE YET.Copy !req
210. HMM...Copy !req
211. I THINK IT'S A CLAY POT.Copy !req
212. MORE LIKELY A CERAMIC BOWL.Copy !req
213. MMM-HMM, MMM-HMM.
YOU MAY BE RIGHT.Copy !req
214. YES, WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
215. PEGGY, YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT THAT IDIOT PROFESSOR DID.Copy !req
216. HE GOT DIRT ALL OVER
MY COMPOST HEAP.Copy !req
217. HANK, PLEASE. PROFESSOR
LERNER IS NO IDIOT.Copy !req
218. IN FACT, HE'S A GENIUS.Copy !req
219. AND THAT'S AS FAR FROM
"IDIOT" AS YOU CAN GET,Copy !req
220. BEFORE REACHING MADNESS.Copy !req
221. MAYBE WE SHOULD INVITE
THE PROFESSOR TO DINNER.Copy !req
222. BOBBY COULD LEARN
A LOT FROM HIM.Copy !req
223. DON'T TURN DINNER
INTO SCHOOL, PEGGY.Copy !req
224. DINNER'S ONE OF THE FEW
THINGS BOBBY'S GOOD AT.Copy !req
225. YUP, HE IS GOOD WITH THE FORK
AND KNIFE. I GRANT YOU THAT.Copy !req
226. BUT IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO
MOVE TO THE NEXT LEVEL.Copy !req
227. LEARNING THE ART
OF CONVERSATION,Copy !req
228. AND DRINKIN' WITHOUT A STRAW.Copy !req
229. I'LL NEVER FORGET WHEN THE KING
TUT EXHIBIT CAME TO MY HOMETOWN.Copy !req
230. I'M STANDING IN THAT
MUSEUM AMONGSTCopy !req
231. THESE PRICELESS
ARTIFACTS THINKING,Copy !req
232. "I CAN DO BETTER."Copy !req
233. 3 YEARS LATER, I
HAD MY FIRST Ph.D.Copy !req
234. FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO.Copy !req
235. THAT'S ONE OF THE FINEST
SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
236. SCHOOL? THEY DON'T EVEN
HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM.Copy !req
237. OH, SO YOU LIKE
FOOTBALL, HUH, BOBBY?Copy !req
238. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CADDO
INDIANS PLAYED A GAME LIKE FOOTBALL?Copy !req
239. THEY CALLED IT CHUNKEE.Copy !req
240. ONLY THEY USED STICKS, DARTS,
AND ROLLING DISKS OF STONE.Copy !req
241. TELL ME MORE, PROFESSOR.Copy !req
242. RIGHT, MOM?Copy !req
243. ALL RIGHT, IF THE CADDO COULD
PLAY CHUNKEE WITH A STONE DISK,Copy !req
244. WHY COULDN'T THEY
INVENT THE WHEEL?Copy !req
245. PEGGY...Copy !req
246. NO, UH-UH, YOU CANNOT
JUST BLOW MY MIND AND LEAVE.Copy !req
247. SORRY. BIG DAY TOMORROW.Copy !req
248. WE'RE DIGGING UP
YOUR ROSE BUSHES.Copy !req
249. OH, HOW EXCITING.Copy !req
250. MAYBE YOU AND BOBBY'D
LIKE TO ASSIST ME.Copy !req
251. I DON'T BELIEVE
IT. OUR FIRST DIG.Copy !req
252. I REMEMBER MY FIRST
DIG. THE FINIS FROST SITE.Copy !req
253. THAT'S WHERE I DISCOVERED
MY FIRST WAHASHAW BRACELET.Copy !req
254. THIS IS A REPLICA.Copy !req
255. THE REAL ONE IS VERY FRAGILECopy !req
256. AND IT DOESN'T GO
WITH THIS SWEATER.Copy !req
257. OH, IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
258. A MAN WEARING
JEWELRY. THAT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
259. LIKE ON P.B.S.Copy !req
260. BOBBY! SHH!Copy !req
261. A WAHASHAW BRACELET
IS NOT JEWELRY.Copy !req
262. IT'S A BADGE OF HONOR.Copy !req
263. A YOUNG BRAVE WOULD
GIVE ONE OF THESECopy !req
264. TO A GIRL HE LIKED AS A
SYMBOL OF THEIR BOND.Copy !req
265. WAHASHAW MEANS "CONNECTION."Copy !req
266. BUT IT CAN ALSO MEAN MUCH MORE.Copy !req
267. HUH, KIND OF LIKE "ALOHA."Copy !req
268. IT MEANS "HELLO" AND "GOODBYE."Copy !req
269. ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE...Copy !req
270. WELL, ALOHA. GOODBYE.Copy !req
271. EH?Copy !req
272. BEFORE WE DISCUSS THIS
ANCIENT INDIAN BURIAL GROUND,Copy !req
273. I'D LIKE TO SAY 2 THINGS:Copy !req
274. FIRST, THANK YOU
TO MRS. PEGGY HILLCopy !req
275. FOR ORGANIZING THIS FIELD TRIP.Copy !req
276. SECONDLY, IF A BONY HAND
REACHES OUT FROM THE SOILCopy !req
277. AND TRIES TO DRAG YOU
INTO ITS GRAVE, REMAIN CALM.Copy !req
278. SERIOUSLY, REMAIN CALM.Copy !req
279. NOW, WHO CAN TELL
ME WHAT INDIAN TRIBESCopy !req
280. ARE NATIVE TO ARLEN?Copy !req
281. AH, MRS. HILL!
ENLIGHTEN US, PLEASE.Copy !req
282. WELL, IF I'M NOT
MISTAKEN, AND I COULD BE,Copy !req
283. THE CADDO WERE THE EARLIEST
SETTLERS OF THIS REGION.Copy !req
284. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.Copy !req
285. A HIGH-PRESSURE
SYSTEM COMING IN.Copy !req
286. MOVING LOWER TO...Copy !req
287. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
288. YOU MISSED ACTION SPORTS,
AND HALF OF ACTION WEATHER.Copy !req
289. BOBBY AND I HAVE BEEN IN THE
YARD ALL DAY, DIGGIN' THINGS UP.Copy !req
290. OH, BY THE WAY, HE KNOWS
HIS CAT DIDN'T RUN AWAY NOW.Copy !req
291. SO, WHAT DID I MISS?Copy !req
292. ANOTHER NEW SOCCER LEAGUE.Copy !req
293. 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN.Copy !req
294. RAIN? OH, I HAD BETTER
WARN THE PROFESSOR.Copy !req
295. HE LEFT THE TOP
DOWN ON HIS SAAB.Copy !req
296. I GUESS I'LL JUST GO TO BED.Copy !req
297. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME...Copy !req
298. STADIUM LIGHTS, LIKE
THE COWBOYS USE.Copy !req
299. WELL, NOW THE PROFESSOR
CAN DIG ALL NIGHT IF HE WANTS TO.Copy !req
300. THE COWBOYS WOULD
TREASURE MY LAWN,Copy !req
301. NOT TURN IT INTO SOME
KIND OF A FREAK SHOW.Copy !req
302. OH, IT HASN'T BEEN
ALL BAD, HANK.Copy !req
303. WE MAY HAVE LOST A LAWN,
BUT BOBBY GAINED A ROLE MODEL.Copy !req
304. I'M HIS ROLE MODEL,Copy !req
305. NOT THAT
BRACELET-WEARIN' EGGHEAD.Copy !req
306. I REALLY DON'T SEE WHAT YOU
HAVE AGAINST THE PROFESSOR.Copy !req
307. I THINK WE ALL WOULD BENEFIT
FROM SPENDIN' MORE TIME WITH HIM.Copy !req
308. NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I
REALLY SHOULD GO WARN HIM.Copy !req
309. HIS SAAB HAS LEATHER SEATS.Copy !req
310. ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU
TAKE THE BRUSH. OK.Copy !req
311. NOW, JUST EVER SO GENTLY,
GINGERLY, SWEEP IT AWAY.Copy !req
312. YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS.Copy !req
313. MMM.Copy !req
314. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,
HANK, AND IT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
315. EVERY ONCE IN A
WHILE A GUY SUSPECTSCopy !req
316. HIS WIFE HAS A THING
FOR ANOTHER MAN.Copy !req
317. THAT'S NOT WHAT
I'M THINKIN' AT ALL.Copy !req
318. I'M THINKIN' ABOUT...Copy !req
319. CHEESE LOGS.Copy !req
320. UH-HUH.Copy !req
321. MY NANCY'S GOING
TO CORPUS CHRISTICopy !req
322. THIS WEEKEND FOR SOME
MIGRAINE WORKSHOP.Copy !req
323. I'M SUSPICIOUS AS HELL.Copy !req
324. SEE YA, SUG'.Copy !req
325. FEEL BETTER. BRING
ME BACK A SHOT GLASS.Copy !req
326. GOOD THING JOHN
REDCORN'S GOIN' WITH HER.Copy !req
327. HE CAN KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS.Copy !req
328. WHAT ARE YOU MAKIN'?Copy !req
329. I'M MAKING A PROBLEM GO AWAY.Copy !req
330. UH-HUH.Copy !req
331. WHAT YOU GOT, POSSUMS?Copy !req
332. NO.Copy !req
333. THIS JERK ARCHAEOLOGIST WHO...Copy !req
334. YOU KNOW WHAT WORKS FOR ME?Copy !req
335. YOU SLIP A CAPFUL OF
ARSENIC INTO A SIDE OF BACON.Copy !req
336. WELL, THAT WOULD
BE MURDER, BILL.Copy !req
337. WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD
HAPPEN IF THIS KNOW-IT-ALLCopy !req
338. FOUND A FAKE ARTIFACT,
AND THOUGHT IT WAS REAL?Copy !req
339. WHAT WOULD PEGGY
THINK OF HIM THEN, HUH?Copy !req
340. UH, I... I MAINLY JUST
KNOW ABOUT POSSUMS.Copy !req
341. FIND ANYTHING?Copy !req
342. HMM, NO, NOT YET.Copy !req
343. HUH. YOU'VE BEEN
AT IT ALL MORNING.Copy !req
344. THINK YOU'D HAVE TURNED
UP SOMETHIN' BY NOW.Copy !req
345. WELL, ARCHAEOLOGY
IS A GAME OF PATIENCE.Copy !req
346. YOU KNOW, THAT SOUNDS
A LOT LIKE FISHING.Copy !req
347. SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE NOT
HAVING ANY LUCK IN ONE SPOT,Copy !req
348. YOU MOVE TO A NEW
SPOT, LIKE OVER THERE.Copy !req
349. YEP.Copy !req
350. PROFESSOR, COME
QUICK! I FOUND SOMETHIN'!Copy !req
351. PEGGY, NO! LEAVE THAT ALONE.Copy !req
352. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'.Copy !req
353. IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?Copy !req
354. WELL, I'M NOT QUITE SURE PROFESSOR
LERNER WOULD AGREE WITH YOU.Copy !req
355. YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT I'VE
LEARNED FROM HIM THIS WEEK.Copy !req
356. NOW...Copy !req
357. WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
IT IS, PROFESSOR?Copy !req
358. OH, NO, NO.Copy !req
359. TELL US WHAT YOU
THINK IT IS, PEGGY.Copy !req
360. OK. WELL...Copy !req
361. THIS IS MOST LIKELY A
TONKAWA WARRIOR NECKLACECopy !req
362. MADE FROM THE, UM...Copy !req
363. THE FINGER BONES OF HIS ENEMY.Copy !req
364. REALLY? FINGER
BONES. FASCINATING.Copy !req
365. HOW DID YOU COME
TO THAT CONCLUSION?Copy !req
366. WELL, THEY'RE BONES,Copy !req
367. AND THEY'RE THE SIZE OF FINGERS.Copy !req
368. SO I JUST PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER,Copy !req
369. AND I ADDED A THUMB.Copy !req
370. YOU KNOW, I JUST
GOT A CRAZY IDEA.Copy !req
371. LET'S FIND OUT
WHAT IT REALLY IS.Copy !req
372. SCOTT?Copy !req
373. UH, LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH
OF CHICKEN BONES.Copy !req
374. CORRECT! BARBARA?Copy !req
375. SCRATCHED UP WITH A BELT SANDER.Copy !req
376. OF COURSE. ANDREA?Copy !req
377. AND STRUNG TOGETHER
WITH KITE STRING.Copy !req
378. BINGO!Copy !req
379. THEY MAKE IT LOOK
SO EASY, DON'T THEY?Copy !req
380. YOU KNOW THEIR SECRET?Copy !req
381. THEY'RE ARCHAEOLOGISTS.Copy !req
382. WHAT?Copy !req
383. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
384. OH, I GET IT.Copy !req
385. ARCHAEOLOGISTS.
RIGHT, ARCHAEOLOGISTS.Copy !req
386. OH, I AM SUCH AN IDIOT.Copy !req
387. OH.Copy !req
388. DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT,
PEGGY! THEY'RE NOT SO SMART.Copy !req
389. I DIDN'T USE KITE STRING.
I USED BALING TWINE.Copy !req
390. HA!Copy !req
391. YOU? BUT WHY?Copy !req
392. IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT
YOU THINK I'M STUPID?Copy !req
393. YOU HAVE TO MAKE
ME LOOK STUPID, TOO?Copy !req
394. WHAT?Copy !req
395. I WASN'T TRYING TO...Copy !req
396. PEGGY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
AROUND HERE I ACTUALLY RESPECT.Copy !req
397. I WAS TRYING TO
MAKE HIM LOOK STUPID.Copy !req
398. DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE JEALOUS.Copy !req
399. NO! I WAS JUST, UH,Copy !req
400. MAD BECAUSE YOU WERE SPENDIN'Copy !req
401. ALL YOUR TIME WITH THAT GUY,Copy !req
402. AND, UH, I WANTED YOU
TO SPEND IT WITH ME.Copy !req
403. JEALOUSY HAD
NOTHIN' TO DO WITH IT.Copy !req
404. OOH!Copy !req
405. OH, HANK,Copy !req
406. I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE,Copy !req
407. BUT I AM ALSO CRYIN'.Copy !req
408. WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN' AT?Copy !req
409. IT'S FUNNY, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
410. SOUNDS LIKE I COULD HAVE
SCORED WITH YOUR WIFECopy !req
411. FOR THE PRICE OF
A FAKE BRACELET.Copy !req
412. WHAT?Copy !req
413. OK. OK. YOU PUSHED ME IN.Copy !req
414. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE
YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.Copy !req
415. MR. HILL, VIOLENCE
DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING,Copy !req
416. SO WHY DON'T WE
JUST DISCUSS THIS LIKE...Copy !req
417. YOU KNOW WHAT'S
IRONIC ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
418. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
LOOKS STUPID RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
419. OK.Copy !req
420. SO YOU'RE STRONGER THAN I
AM. YOU'VE PROVEN THAT. FINE.Copy !req
421. I WANT YOU TO
PUSH ME IN THE HOLE!Copy !req
422. PLEASE, PUSH ME IN THE HOLE!Copy !req
423. OK.Copy !req