1. MORNIN', HON.Copy !req
2. MORNIN', UNCLE HANK.Copy !req
3. AH!Copy !req
4. I... I CALLED YOU
"HON," AND I'M NAKED.Copy !req
5. I'M SORRY, UNCLE HANK.Copy !req
6. WHAT ARE YOU TOUCHING?Copy !req
7. THOSE ARE MY PERSONAL
UNDERGARMENTS.Copy !req
8. NAH-UH. SOME OF THEM ARE MINE.Copy !req
9. WILL YOU LOOK AT WHAT
YOUR NIECE HAS DONE?Copy !req
10. SHE'S GOT MY DRAWERSCopy !req
11. SPINNIN' AROUND WITH
HER UNMENTIONABLES.Copy !req
12. SCANDALOUS. WHERE'S MY COFFEE?Copy !req
13. OOH, LAUNDRY. HOT
OUT OF THE DRYER.Copy !req
14. MMM.Copy !req
15. 6:00 A.M., AND ALREADY
THE BOY AIN'T RIGHT.Copy !req
16. HMM.Copy !req
17. HELLO, IS THERE A LUANNE
PLATTER LIVIN' HERE?Copy !req
18. WELL, WHO WANTS TO KNOW?Copy !req
19. SHINEY PINES TRAILER PARK.Copy !req
20. MISS PLATTER OWES
6 MONTHS' BACK RENT.Copy !req
21. YOU MUST HAVE
THAT WRONG, MISTER.Copy !req
22. LUANNE DOESN'T HAVE ANY
TRAILER. THAT'S WHY SHE LIVES HERE.Copy !req
23. SO SHE DOES LIVE HERE.Copy !req
24. DON'T PLAY MIND CHECKERS
WITH ME, MAN. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.Copy !req
25. LOOK, WE'RE BOTH
REASONABLE PEOPLE.Copy !req
26. YOU SAID IT, FRIEND.Copy !req
27. MY RECORDS SHOW A TRAILER AT
THE CORNER OF SHADY OAK LANECopy !req
28. AND UNPAVED ACCESS DRIVE.
"LUANNE PLATTER, RESIDENT."Copy !req
29. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.Copy !req
30. LUANNE USED TO
LIVE IN A TRAILER.Copy !req
31. BUT HER PARENTS HAD A
FIGHT, THE TRAILER TIPPED OVER,Copy !req
32. HER MAMA WENT TO JAIL,
AND THE COPS HAULED IT OFF.Copy !req
33. SIR, IF YOU'RE CALLIN' ME A
LIAR, YOU BETTER BE HOLDIN'Copy !req
34. SOMETHIN' STRONGER
THAN AN UMBRELLA.Copy !req
35. 9 IRON?Copy !req
36. Y'ALL HAVE A NICE DAY.Copy !req
37. WELL, THEY ASKED ME TO
SUBSTITUTE FOR A GERMAN CLASS.Copy !req
38. AND I SAID NEIN, WHICH
I THOUGHT MEANT "YES."Copy !req
39. BUT APPARENTLY, NEIN MEANS "NO."Copy !req
40. SO, I BLEW A BIG OPPORTUNITY.Copy !req
41. LUANNE!Copy !req
42. WHY ARE YOU LIVIN' HERE?Copy !req
43. UM,Copy !req
44. BECAUSE I HAVE
NOWHERE ELSE TO GO?Copy !req
45. WELL, A MAN CAME BYCopy !req
46. FROM SHINEY PINES
TRAILER PARK TODAY,Copy !req
47. AND HE SAYS YOU STILL
GOT A TRAILER THERE.Copy !req
48. NO, I DON'T. IT TIPPED OVER.Copy !req
49. BUT IT'S STILL THERE.Copy !req
50. NO, IT TIPPED OVER.Copy !req
51. LUANNE, LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN.Copy !req
52. I HAVE A BEER CAN.Copy !req
53. I TIP IT OVER.Copy !req
54. NOW, IS IT STILL THERE?Copy !req
55. I CAN'T LIVE IN A BEER CAN.Copy !req
56. I CAN LIVE IN A TRAILER,Copy !req
57. BUT I DON'T HAVE A TRAILER
'CAUSE THE TRAILER TIPPED OVER.Copy !req
58. THAT TRAILER CANNOT
BE LIVABLE, HANK.Copy !req
59. IT'S FULL OF BROKEN
DISHES AND BROKEN DREAMS.Copy !req
60. MS,Copy !req
61. WOOLWORTH'S WOULD
STILL BE IN BUSINESS.Copy !req
62. HEY, HANK. WHAT'RE
YOU GONNA WINCH?Copy !req
63. LUANNE'S DADDY'S TRAILER. I'M
GONNA UNTIP IT AND SET IT RIGHT.Copy !req
64. YOU KNOW HOW THE EGYPTIANS
UNTIPPED THE PYRAMIDS, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
65. WITH A WINCH, A CINDER BLOCK,Copy !req
66. AND 50,000 HEBREW SLAVES.Copy !req
67. MMM.Copy !req
68. YOU GOT A CINDER BLOCK?Copy !req
69. I COULD GET YOU AN
ARMY TANK FROM THE BASE.Copy !req
70. THERE'S NOTHIN' BETTER FOR PUSHIN',
EXCEPT FOR MAYBE A BULLDOZER,Copy !req
71. BUT OF COURSE
THEY LOCK THOSE UP.Copy !req
72. LOOK, I GOT A TRUCK AND A WINCH.Copy !req
73. YOU WANNA STAND AROUND TALKIN',
OR YOU WANNA TIP THAT TRAILER?Copy !req
74. NANCY, I'M HELPIN' HANK WINCH A
TRAILER. I'LL SEE YOU FOR DINNER!Copy !req
75. SORRY, SUG', I GET TO ANCHOR
EYEWITNESS WEATHER TONIGHT.Copy !req
76. THERE'S HIGH WINDS
BLOWIN', MIGHT BE A TORNADO.Copy !req
77. THIS COULD BE THE DISASTER
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.Copy !req
78. SO, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.Copy !req
79. WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY SUPPER?Copy !req
80. I LEFT A CARTON OF
CIGARETTES ON THE TABLE.Copy !req
81. I THINK I'LL KEEP HER.Copy !req
82. YOU KNOW, FELLAS,Copy !req
83. TRAILER PARKS ARE SOME OF YOUR
LARGEST CONSUMERS OF PROPANE.Copy !req
84. RIGHT BEHIND SCHOOL
BUSES AND CREMATORIUMS.Copy !req
85. PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY.Copy !req
86. LOOK AT ALL THOSE
PRETTY TRAILERS.Copy !req
87. HEY, MAN, THAT'S A DANG
OL', GOOD OL' DEAL, MAN.Copy !req
88. I TELL YOU WHAT, A $100 A
MONTH, MAN. YOU GET 'EM HOOKUPS.Copy !req
89. YOU GET 'EM OL' DANG TUBE... TUBE TOPS
JIGGLIN' AROUND EVERYWHERE AND WHATNOT, MAN.Copy !req
90. IT'S NOTHIN' BUT
DANG OL' TRASH MAN.Copy !req
91. OK, BOOMHAUER,
CRANK UP THE WINCH.Copy !req
92. YOU GOT IT. YOU
GOT IT. YOU GOT IT!Copy !req
93. HMM.Copy !req
94. ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
95. KEEP GOIN'! KEEP GOIN'!
USE THE MOMENTUM!Copy !req
96. ALL RIGHT, BOOMHAUER, WAY TO GO!Copy !req
97. DO YOU THINK ALEX
TREBEK IS SEXY, AUNT PEG?Copy !req
98. GET OUT OF MY MIND, LUANNE.Copy !req
99. I'LL TAKE UNITED STATES...Copy !req
100. HEY THERE, LUANNE, PEG LEG.Copy !req
101. HI, HONEY. WHAT HAVE
YOU BEEN DOIN' ALL DAY?Copy !req
102. OH, THIS AND THAT.Copy !req
103. HEY, LUANNE. HERE'S A THOUGHT.Copy !req
104. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO
HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM?Copy !req
105. WELL...Copy !req
106. SURE I WOULD.Copy !req
107. I'D ALSO LIKE A DATE
WITH ALEX TREBEK,Copy !req
108. BUT I DON'T SEE
WHAT GOOD IT'D DO,Copy !req
109. SINCE I DON'T EVEN
HAVE MY OWN ROOM.Copy !req
110. YOU KNOW, IF THAT
TRAILER WASN'T TIPPED OVER,Copy !req
111. YOU'D HAVE MORE THAN
JUST YOUR OWN ROOM.Copy !req
112. WHAT ARE YOU DRIVIN' AT?Copy !req
113. THE TRAILER'S NOT
TIPPED OVER ANYMORE.Copy !req
114. THE GUYS AND I TOOK CARE OF IT.Copy !req
115. YOU COULD MOVE IN THERE
TOMORROW, IF YOU WANT.Copy !req
116. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?Copy !req
117. YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
118. HANK HILL, HOW COULD YOU?Copy !req
119. YOU ARE PRACTICALLY
PUSHIN' HER OUT THE DOOR.Copy !req
120. SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO STOP
VOMITING IN THE BABY BIRD'S MOUTHCopy !req
121. AND KICK HER OUT OF THE NEST.Copy !req
122. WELL, THAT'S A VERY
CLEVER ANALOGY.Copy !req
123. BUT YOU KNOW FROM
OUR OWN SIDEWALK,Copy !req
124. WE ARE CONSTANTLY RAKIN' UP
THOSE LITTLE DRIED-UP BIRD BABIES.Copy !req
125. LUANNE IS JUST NOT READY.Copy !req
126. OH, PUMPKIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
127. I'M SORRY I LOST IT, AUNT PEG.Copy !req
128. BUT I THOUGHT I NEVER HAD
TO GO BACK TO THAT TRAILER.Copy !req
129. WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, LUANNE.Copy !req
130. NOT UNTIL YOU ARE
GOOD AND READY.Copy !req
131. DID YOU KNOW I WAS THE FIRST IN
MY FAMILY TO GO TO BEAUTY COLLEGE?Copy !req
132. NO, I DID NOT KNOW THAT.Copy !req
133. I'M NOT STOPPIN' THERE.Copy !req
134. I HAVE DREAMS, AUNT PEG.Copy !req
135. I WANT TO DO HAIR
AND MAKEUP FOR T.V.Copy !req
136. I KNOW I'D BE GOOD.Copy !req
137. I BELIEVE THAT I
COULD BE THE FIRST ONECopy !req
138. TO HIDE THOSE BAGS UNDER
MICHAEL DOUGLAS' EYES.Copy !req
139. THOSE ARE BIG OL' DREAMS.Copy !req
140. I'M SHOOTING FOR
A STAR, AUNT PEG.Copy !req
141. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
142. I'LL BE OK AT SHINEY PINES.Copy !req
143. 'CAUSE YOU CAN
SEE THE SAME STARSCopy !req
144. OVER THAT TRAILER
YOU CAN SEE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
145. WELL, AT NIGHT.Copy !req
146. OKEY-DOKEY.Copy !req
147. WELL, YOU'RE ALL PACKED UP NOW.Copy !req
148. GUESS YOU HAD BETTER
START YOUR GOODBYES.Copy !req
149. WE WANT TO GET ON THE ROAD BEFORE THAT
DR. DEMENTO STARTS STINKIN' UP THE AIRWAVES.Copy !req
150. HMM, GOODBYE, LADYBIRD.Copy !req
151. OH, YOU LOOK SO SAD.Copy !req
152. SHOW ME THAT SMILE NOW. COME ON.Copy !req
153. THAT'S MY GIRL.Copy !req
154. GOODBYE, LUANNE.Copy !req
155. I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
THAT I NEVER READ YOUR DIARY,Copy !req
156. EVEN THOUGH YOU SECRETLY
SUSPECTED I DID, ON JUNE 18, 1995.Copy !req
157. I WAS WRONG TO DOUBT YOU, BOBBY.Copy !req
158. THAT'S OK.Copy !req
159. OH, UNCLE HANK!Copy !req
160. I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU,
YOU'VE BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME.Copy !req
161. UH...Copy !req
162. AND I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU THAT, UH...Copy !req
163. UH...Copy !req
164. HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU
MY CARD. HOLD ONTO THAT.Copy !req
165. THAT'LL GET YOU A
10 PERCENT DISCOUNTCopy !req
166. ON ALL YOUR PROPANE NEEDS.Copy !req
167. LUCKY, LUCKY ME.Copy !req
168. LUANNE, HONEY.Copy !req
169. WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND WAIT IN THE CAR?Copy !req
170. WHAT?Copy !req
171. THAT CARD IS JUST LIKE CASH.Copy !req
172. DID YOU EVEN HAPPEN TO NOTICE THAT
LUANNE WAS CRYIN' WHEN SHE LEFT HERE?Copy !req
173. WELL, WHEN ISN'T SHE CRYIN'?Copy !req
174. SHE CRIES AT WEDDINGS.
SHE CRIES AT FUNERALS.Copy !req
175. THERE'S NO RHYME
OR REASON TO IT.Copy !req
176. I SPENT 6 HOURS TIPPIN'
UP HER TRAILER YESTERDAY.Copy !req
177. MY BACK HURTS. YOU
DON'T SEE ME CRYIN'.Copy !req
178. NO, I DON'T. BUT I WISH I
DID. I MEAN, COME ON, HONEY.Copy !req
179. A MEMBER OF YOUR
FAMILY IS SAYIN' GOODBYE.Copy !req
180. LUANNE IS NOT
FAMILY. SHE'S COMPANY.Copy !req
181. IF SHE WAS FAMILY,Copy !req
182. I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DOUBLE-KNOT
THE BELT ON MY BATHROBECopy !req
183. JUST TO GET A MIDNIGHT SNACK.Copy !req
184. WELL, THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.Copy !req
185. LUANNE LOVES YOU, AND YOU
HAVE NO EMOTIONS FOR HER AT ALL?Copy !req
186. I'VE GOT PLENTY OF EMOTIONS.Copy !req
187. I WAS AFRAID SHE
WAS GONNA HUG ME.Copy !req
188. I WAS WORRIED THAT
SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE,Copy !req
189. AND I WAS HAPPY
WHEN IT WAS OVER.Copy !req
190. WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYONE IS
SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELIN',Copy !req
191. SITTIN' THERE LIKE...
LIKE A BLOCK OF WOOD.Copy !req
192. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE
SOMETIMES, A BLOCKHEAD.Copy !req
193. A BLOCKHEAD?Copy !req
194. NOW, THAT'S HITTIN'
BELOW THE BELT.Copy !req
195. WELL, I AM SORRY.Copy !req
196. BUT SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME WONDERCopy !req
197. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.Copy !req
198. OH, REALLY?Copy !req
199. WELL, SPEAKIN' OF HELL,Copy !req
200. IF I WASN'T SO IN
CONTROL OF MY EMOTIONS,Copy !req
201. I MIGHT BE INCLINED TO SAY THAT'S THE
SORT OF PLACE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER...Copy !req
202. MAKIN' A... A VISIT TOWARDS.Copy !req
203. SON, I'M VERY SORRY
YOU HAD TO HEAR THAT.Copy !req
204. I JUST LOST MY GRIPCopy !req
205. AND I SPOKE IN A WAY THAT A MANCopy !req
206. SHOULD NEVER EVER
SPEAK TO HIS WIFE.Copy !req
207. I CAN'T HEAR THE T.V.Copy !req
208. THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED
A TORNADO WATCH FOR THE TRI-COUNTY AREA.Copy !req
209. THIS IS NOT A TEST. CHANNEL 84
DOESN'T PLAY THOSE KIND OF GAMES.Copy !req
210. RESIDENTS SHOULD BE ON
THE LOOKOUT FOR A TORNADO,Copy !req
211. ESPECIALLY IF YOU
LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK.Copy !req
212. BECAUSE, AS WE ALL KNOW, JIM,
TRAILER PARKS CAN BE HELL IN A TORNADO.Copy !req
213. HEY, ISN'T THAT FUNNY, DAD?Copy !req
214. 'CAUSE, I MEAN, YOU SORT OF
TOLD MOM TO GO TO HELL, RIGHT?Copy !req
215. AND THEN THEY SAY ON T.V.Copy !req
216. THAT IN A TWISTER, A
TRAILER PARK IS HELL.Copy !req
217. AND THAT'S WHERE MOM'S GOIN'.Copy !req
218. THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC.Copy !req
219. MY TELLIN' YOUR
MOTHER TO GO TO HELLCopy !req
220. WILL NOT BE THE LAST WORDS
THE TWO OF US EXCHANGE.Copy !req
221. YOU AND I'LL JUST DRIVE TO THE
TRAILER PARK, PICK UP PEGGY AND LUANNE,Copy !req
222. AND RETURN WITHOUT INCIDENT.Copy !req
223. NOW, JUST IN CASE I AM
INCAPACITATED FOR SOME REASON,Copy !req
224. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO START A MAN'S
HEART WITH A DOWNED POWER LINE?Copy !req
225. I... I WISH I COULD HANG AROUND
WITH YOU ORDINARY-CITIZEN TYPES,Copy !req
226. BUT MY COUNTY NEEDS ME.Copy !req
227. YUP.Copy !req
228. I TAKE ON CERTAIN POWERS
WHEN I PUT ON THIS UNIFORM.Copy !req
229. NOT UNLIKE YOUR
MARVEL SUPERHEROES.Copy !req
230. LIKE, YOU KNOW, STRETCH
ARMSTRONG, SPIDER-MAN, AND WHATNOT.Copy !req
231. YOUR BATCAVE'S OPEN THERE, BILL.Copy !req
232. HUH!Copy !req
233. YOU KNOW, I... I DON'T MIND YOU GUYS
MAKIN' FUN OF ME ON A DAILY BASIS.Copy !req
234. BUT WHEN I HAVE THIS UNIFORM ON,Copy !req
235. I'D APPRECIATE A LITTLE RESPECT.Copy !req
236. I'M SORRY, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
237. OF ALL THE ARMY BARBERS I
KNOW, YOU'RE THE BRAVEST.Copy !req
238. SET YOUR MOUSSE
ON STUN, THERE, BILL.Copy !req
239. YOU BETTER HANG ONTO
THAT CAMCORDER REAL GOODCopy !req
240. 'CAUSE I'M DRIVIN' RIGHT
UP NEXT TO THAT TWISTER.Copy !req
241. HARD COPY'S PAYIN' $500
FOR FLYING-COW VIDEO.Copy !req
242. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN, YOU
WANNA GET A FLYIN' COW, MAN,Copy !req
243. YOU GO AND LOAD UP 'EM
DYNAMITE IN A CANNON LIKE THAT.Copy !req
244. THEY GO BOOM, MAN! OL' CAPTAIN
COW FLYIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE.Copy !req
245. THIS IS NO TIME FOR
JOKES, BOOMHAUER.Copy !req
246. THIS TORNADO'S ALREADY CLASSIFIED
AT LEVEL 2 ON THE FUJISAKI SCALE.Copy !req
247. A STORM THAT STRONG WILL SEND
AN EGG THROUGH A BARN DOOR.Copy !req
248. 2 BARN DOORS, IF
ONE OF THEM'S OPEN.Copy !req
249. WHAT WOULD A LEVEL
3 DO, MR. GRIBBLE?Copy !req
250. LEVEL 3 WILL SEND AN EGG
THROUGH A BRICK WALL.Copy !req
251. TORNADO CHASERS CALL
IT HUMPTY'S REVENGE.Copy !req
252. WOW!Copy !req
253. TORNADO TIME IS LIKE
THE END OF DAYS, BOBBY.Copy !req
254. THE SOFT SHALL BE
BLASTED THROUGH THE HARD,Copy !req
255. CHAOS WILL DESCEND
UPON THE WELL ORGANIZED,Copy !req
256. AND THE STRONGEST OF MEN WILL BECOME
LIKE A WOMAN OF AVERAGE STRENGTH.Copy !req
257. THAT'S ENOUGH THERE,
DALE. NOW, LET'S GO, BOBBY.Copy !req
258. UH, JUST A MINUTE, DAD.Copy !req
259. I... I FORGOT
SOMETHIN' IMPORTANT.Copy !req
260. HMM.Copy !req
261. NANCY HICKS GRIBBLE HERE,
FOR "TORNADO WATCH '97,"Copy !req
262. BROUGHT TO YOU BY MEGA-LO MART.Copy !req
263. MENTION THAT YOUR
HOME WAS DESTROYED,Copy !req
264. AND GET A FREE
5-POUND BAG OF ONIONS.Copy !req
265. A SERIES OF TORNADOES HAS
TOUCHED DOWN IN ARLEN COUNTY.Copy !req
266. AS OF THIS TIME, WE HAVE NO REPORTS
OF INJURIES OR OF INJURY FOOTAGE.Copy !req
267. BUT IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS
BEEN INJURED OR IS LIKELY TO BE INJURED,Copy !req
268. PLEASE CALL THIS STATION.Copy !req
269. SO MANY BAD MEMORIES.Copy !req
270. THERE'S THE FORK MAMA
STABBED DADDY WITH.Copy !req
271. OH, AND THE EMPTY BOTTLES
FROM THAT AWFUL NIGHT.Copy !req
272. OH, NO!Copy !req
273. THOSE MANGO-COLORED PALAZZO
PANTS THAT MADE MY BUTT LOOK BIG.Copy !req
274. OH, THIS IS GONNA BE
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.Copy !req
275. THERE WAS A LOT OF FIGHTIN'
GOIN' ON WHEN WE LIVED HERE.Copy !req
276. I GUESS I HAVE THAT
EFFECT ON PEOPLE.Copy !req
277. NO. DO NOT BE SILLY.Copy !req
278. THE FIGHT HANK AND I HAD
TODAY WAS ABOUT HIM, NOT YOU.Copy !req
279. I AM SO MAD AT HIM AND
HIS PRECIOUS SELF-CONTROL.Copy !req
280. "I SURELY AM NOT UNFOND OF
YOU, PEGGY, I TELL YOU WHAT."Copy !req
281. WHAT KIND OF MARRIAGE
PROPOSAL IS THAT?Copy !req
282. WHEEZIE'S NIGHTCLUB WAS IN
THE PATH OF GALE-FORCE WINDS.Copy !req
283. WHEEZIE?Copy !req
284. IT LEVELED THE CLUB, AL.
THE STRIPPERS ARE FINE.Copy !req
285. BUT A CUSTOMER HAD HIS LAP
BROKEN BY ONE OF THE DANCERS.Copy !req
286. NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT.Copy !req
287. THAT TRAILER PARK IS AT LEAST 3
STRIP CLUBS AWAY FROM WHEEZIE'S.Copy !req
288. WHAT?Copy !req
289. IT'S THAT DANG
FUEL FILTER AGAIN.Copy !req
290. THERE'S NO GAS
STATION FOR MILES.Copy !req
291. GO TO THE MEGA-LO MART.Copy !req
292. THEY'VE GOT EVERYTHIN'
AND A WHOLE LOT MORE.Copy !req
293. SO, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE
THEY'LL HAVE FRUIT PIES.Copy !req
294. COME ON, BOBBY. HURRY UP.Copy !req
295. ALL RIGHT, TWISTER, IT'S
JUST YOU AND ME NOW.Copy !req
296. 10 YEARS AGO, YOU TOOK MY SHED.Copy !req
297. DID YOU THINK I'D FORGET
THAT? COME ON, BRING IT ON.Copy !req
298. NO. PLEASE. LET ME GO!Copy !req
299. WHOA, MAN! DANG OLD W... HEY...Copy !req
300. AH!Copy !req
301. EXCUSE ME. COME ON, BOBBY.Copy !req
302. 12 FUEL FILTERS FOR
$60? BUT I ONLY NEED ONE.Copy !req
303. UH, DAMN.Copy !req
304. ONE FUEL FILTER.Copy !req
305. I'M SORRY, HON, BUT THOSE HAVE
TO BE PURCHASED IN PACKETS OF 12.Copy !req
306. 12 FUEL FILTERS.Copy !req
307. SORRY, SWEETHEART, I CAN'T
SELL YOU A PACKAGE THAT'S OPENED.Copy !req
308. I OPENED IT. I'M THE
ONE WHO OPENED IT.Copy !req
309. I'M SORRY, BABY, BUT I CAN'T.
FOR INSURANCE REASONS.Copy !req
310. WHAT INSURANCE REASONS?Copy !req
311. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN WITH
AN OPEN PACKAGE OF FUEL FILTERS?Copy !req
312. FUEL FILTERS? HONEY, QUICK.Copy !req
313. THAT JACKASS IS BUYIN'
ALL THE FUEL FILTERS.Copy !req
314. WHAT? LEAVE SOME
FOR US, JACKASS.Copy !req
315. I NEED A FUEL FILTER. WHAT
ARE THEY FOR? I NEED ONE!Copy !req
316. WELL, THAT MAN'S
BUYIN' 'EM BY THE DOZEN.Copy !req
317. SOMEBODY STOP HIM!Copy !req
318. COME ON.Copy !req
319. COME ON! LET'S GO.Copy !req
320. MOVE THAT TRUCK. MY WIFE
IS STUCK AT SHINEY PINES.Copy !req
321. I'M NOT AUTHORIZED
TO DRIVE THE TRUCK, SIR.Copy !req
322. MY WIFE IS IN DANGER, DAMN IT.Copy !req
323. NOW MAKE SOMETHIN' HAPPEN.Copy !req
324. SECURITY!Copy !req
325. BILL, THANK GOD. MAKE
THIS IDIOT LET ME PASS.Copy !req
326. UH, JUST HOW WOULD
I DO THAT, HANK?Copy !req
327. WITH MY BLOW DRYER
OR MY SCISSOR COMB?Copy !req
328. BILL, COME ON NOW.Copy !req
329. NO, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
330. I... I MUST HAVE A BAD
CASE OF BARBER'S EAR.Copy !req
331. I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU SAYCopy !req
332. UNTIL YOU ADDRESS
ME AS SGT. DAUTERIVE.Copy !req
333. BILL, PLEASE.Copy !req
334. I CAN'T HEAR YOU!Copy !req
335. ALL RIGHT, SGT. DAUTERIVE.Copy !req
336. I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE
YOUR TONE, PRIVATE.Copy !req
337. AH, WHAT DID I DO
TO DESERVE THIS?Copy !req
338. I DIDN'T MEAN TO
CURSE MY WIFE TO HELL.Copy !req
339. NO!Copy !req
340. NANCY GRIBBLE HERE
FOR "DEATH WATCH '97."Copy !req
341. A LEVEL 5 TORNADO IS HEADED
RIGHT FOR SHINEY PINES TRAILER PARK.Copy !req
342. SHINEY PINES RESIDENTS,
WE URGE YOU TO REMAIN CALM.Copy !req
343. HOWEVER, IF THERE ARE
ANY PERSONAL ISSUESCopy !req
344. THAT YOU'VE BEEN
WAITING TO RESOLVE,Copy !req
345. OR IF YOU'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED
THE MIRACLE OF LOVEMAKING,Copy !req
346. NOW MIGHT BE THE TIME.Copy !req
347. PEGGY, LUANNE, WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
348. LOOK, DAD, FLAMINGOS.Copy !req
349. THE TWISTER'S COMIN'.Copy !req
350. RUN FOR THE 'FRAIDY HOLE!Copy !req
351. TAKE MY SON!Copy !req
352. PEGGY!Copy !req
353. PEGGY, ARE YOU IN HERE?Copy !req
354. HANK, OVER HERE! HUH!Copy !req
355. PEGGY!Copy !req
356. THIS IS THE MOMENT
I'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR.Copy !req
357. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
358. HURRY, HANK!Copy !req
359. HANG ON, UNCLE HANK!Copy !req
360. WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
361. I CAME TO FIND YOU!Copy !req
362. I DON'T KNOW HOW
LONG I CAN HOLD ON!Copy !req
363. I'D BETTER SAY THIS NOW!Copy !req
364. I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT
WHAT I SAID TO YOU, PEGGY!Copy !req
365. I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO TO HELL!Copy !req
366. I JUST... I... I MEAN I...Copy !req
367. I'M NOT GOOD AT
THIS KIND OF THING!Copy !req
368. DON'T EDIT YOURSELF.Copy !req
369. JUST WHATEVER
COMES, JUST LET IT COME!Copy !req
370. YOU'RE MY BEST GIRL!Copy !req
371. YOU... YOU MEAN
EVERYTHING TO ME!Copy !req
372. WHEN WE WERE APART
TODAY, THAT WAS HELL!Copy !req
373. I COULDN'T WAKE
UP IN THE MORNINGCopy !req
374. WITHOUT YOUR
BEAUTIFUL FACE BESIDE ME!Copy !req
375. I LOVE YOU AND BOBBY,Copy !req
376. AND LUANNECopy !req
377. TO A LESSER EXTENT!Copy !req
378. OH.Copy !req
379. HANG ON!Copy !req
380. HURRY, HANK, HURRY!
IT'S THE EYE OF THE STORM.Copy !req
381. COME TO THE SHELTER! RUN!Copy !req
382. UH,Copy !req
383. IS LUANNE STILL ALIVE?Copy !req
384. TELL HER TO COVER HER EYES.Copy !req
385. THEY'RE COVERED.Copy !req
386. OH, JUST RUN, YOU JACKASS!Copy !req
387. DON'T TELL ME THAT
OLD LADY'S IN THERE, TOO.Copy !req
388. OH, DON'T MIND ME. I'VE SEEN A
BARREL OF PICKLES IN MY DAY.Copy !req
389. OH, ALL RIGHT, I'M COMIN'.Copy !req
390. MMM-HMM.Copy !req
391. YOU DON'T HAVE A TRAILER
ANYMORE. IT'S TIPPED OVER.Copy !req
392. GUESS YOU'LL BE STAYIN'
WITH US FROM NOW ON.Copy !req
393. THANKS, UNCLE HANK.Copy !req
394. YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL NEVER FORGET,Copy !req
395. WAS WHEN UNCLE HANK WAS NAKED.Copy !req
396. THAT NEVER HAPPENED.Copy !req
397. BUT THE WIND BLEW
ALL HIS CLOTHES OFF.Copy !req
398. NOT MY UNDERWEAR.Copy !req
399. YES, IT DID.Copy !req
400. NOT MY UNDERWEAR.Copy !req
401. NOT HIS UNDERWEAR.Copy !req
402. I CAN'T HEAR YOU!Copy !req