1. HOWDY, PARTNERS.
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2. NOW, KICK UP YOUR LEG,
BOBBY, ARCH YOUR BACK,
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3. WHIP YOUR FOREARM,
AND SNAP YOUR WRIST.
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4. LOOK OUT!
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5. HEY, MAN.
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6. UH, BOBBY, YOU BETTER LET
ME THROW THAT LAST ONE.
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7. THIS MAN HERE IS TRYIN'
TO RUN A BUSINESS.
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8. NOW, PING-PONG BALLS ARE TRICKY.
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9. DON'T GRIP IT HARD.
IT REQUIRES FINESSE.
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10. BOBBY, WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH?
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11. LOOK, DAD, I'M THE COMMISH.
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12. IT'S OK TO LINE UP THE SIGHTS,
BOBBY. IT'S NOT CHEATING.
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13. I GOT IT!
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14. PHEW! LUCKY SHOT,
BOBBY! THAT'S GREAT.
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15. NOW THIS TIME YOU MIGHT WANNA...
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16. BOBBY, WAY TO KILL DUCKS!
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17. THEN ANOTHER DUCK CAME
UP, AND HE KILLED THAT ONE.
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18. AND THEN I KILLED
ANOTHER ONE, TOO!
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19. YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.
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20. HE MUST HAVE KILLED
A THOUSAND DUCKS.
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21. OH, A THOUSAND DUCKS?
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22. WELL, THAT IS WONDERFUL.
DID YOU KILL ANY BUNNIES?
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23. TALENT FOR SHOOTING, PEGGY.
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24. THIS COULD BE HIS SPORT.
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25. WE SHOULD GET HIM A RIFLE AND...
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26. MMM-MMM. BOBBY IS TOO YOUNG TO
OWN A RIFLE. IT IS TOO DANGEROUS.
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27. HE'S 12. HE HASN'T BEEN
TOO YOUNG FOR 5 YEARS.
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28. UH-UH, NO, IT IS JUST
NOT AGE-APPROPRIATE.
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29. IT WOULD BE LIKE, LIKE GIVING
BOGGLE TO AN 8-YEAR-OLD
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30. EVEN THOUGH THE
BOX SAYS THAT'S OK.
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31. BUT I NEVER GET TO
BOND WITH BOBBY,
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32. ON ACCOUNT OF HE'S
NOT GOOD AT MUCH.
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33. SHOOTING STUFF IS SOMETHING A
FATHER AND SON CAN DO TOGETHER.
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34. I DON'T WANNA WAIT TILL
THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE
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35. AND BOBBY'S TOO BUSY WITH A
PROPANE BUSINESS OF HIS OWN.
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36. NOW, HANK, YOU ARE
MAKIN' ME TEAR UP.
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37. AH,
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38. WHERE'S THE
CHILDREN'S GUN SECTION?
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39. AISLE 47.
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40. CAN I KEEP MY NEW
GUN IN MY ROOM?
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41. SURE.
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42. CAN I KEEP THE
BULLETS IN MY POCKET?
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43. IF YOU WANT.
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44. CAN I PUT A GUN RACK ON MY BIKE?
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45. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK ME THAT?
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46. I HAVE A GOOD FEELIN'
ABOUT THIS ONE.
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47. OOH, I LOVE THIS RIFLE.
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48. YOU KNOW, BOBBY, THAT MARLIN IS A
LOT LIKE THE FIRST.22 MY DAD GAVE ME.
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49. IT'S ALSO LIKE THE ONE HE
STARTED WITH HIMSELF AS A BOY.
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50. KIND OF A HILL TRADITION.
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51. WOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THIS WAS A CRACK HOUSE!
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52. SO THEN RAY WALKS IN, WITH THE
SAME SNOW-CAMOUFLAGE BIB OVERALLS
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53. THAT HE KNEW I PLANNED
TO WEAR THAT SAME HUNT.
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54. WELL, WELL, WELL...
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55. HANK HILL, YOU'VE FINALLY
DECIDED TO JOIN OUR CLUB.
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56. I'M NOT JOINING. I JUST WANNA
KNOW IF I CAN USE THE RANGE, DALE.
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57. THERE'S A $2 CHARGE FOR
NON-MEMBERS TO SHOOT HERE.
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58. WHAT'S MEMBERSHIP COST?
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59. LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP IS FREE.
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60. UH, I'LL JUST PAY THE $2.
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61. HANK'S JACKET IS
SO DESERT STORM.
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62. THE SAFETY IS UNDERNEATH
BY THE FIRING PIN.
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63. I HOPE YOU'RE LISTENIN',
BECAUSE I'M NOT REPEATING THIS.
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64. NOW, BOBBY, YOU'VE GOT TO
TAKE IT SLOW, AND... OH, MY GOD!
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65. BOY CAN SHOOT.
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66. HELL, YEAH! HE'S MY BOY!
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67. WHAT YOU'VE DONE
HERE IS VERY GOOD.
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68. I'M A LITTLE UPSET
WITH THE GROUPING.
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69. YOU FELLAS ENTERIN' THE
TOURNAMENT AT THE COUNTY CLUB?
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70. 'CAUSE IF YOU ARE, MAYBE I'LL
SAVE MYSELF THE ENTRY FEE.
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71. WHAT TOURNAMENT?
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72. FATHER-SON FUN-SHOOT.
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73. IT'S SPONSORED BY THE ARLEN
ENDOWMENT FOR THE ARTS.
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74. SAVE YOUR MONEY,
MISTER. WE'RE IN.
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75. ALL RIGHT! ALL THIS BEING FATHER
AND SON IS FINALLY GONNA PAY OFF.
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76. HEY, BOBBY, GO INSIDE AND GET
A COUPLE OF BAGS OF BULLETS.
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77. I FORGET THE LAST
TIME I SHOT A.22
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78. BUT I'LL BET YOU THERE WAS
A TEXAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
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79. AND I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT
HERBERT WALKER BUSH, EITHER.
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80. WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR, BOY?
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81. PULL THE TRIGGER!
MAKE SOME NOISE!
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82. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE A WAR
HERO LIKE ME, IF YOU SHOOT LIKE THAT.
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83. NO WONDER THAT KID FROM THE
PLAYGROUND STOLE YOUR PAIL.
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84. HE KNOWS YOU CAN'T SHOOT.
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85. I WANT MY BINKY BACK.
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86. YOU WANT YOUR BINKY BACK,
YOU GOTTA COME IN FIRIN'.
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87. NOW, TRY AGAIN.
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88. THAT'S A NICE GUN.
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89. YEP!
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90. THAT'S A COOL GUN.
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91. UH-HUH.
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92. WELL, IT IS SO NICE TO SEE
THE 2 OF YOU REALLY TALKING.
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93. THIS GUN'S VERY NICE.
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94. THEY'RE ALL NICE GUNS,
AND ALL GUNS ARE NICE.
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95. SO, HOW'D SHOOTIN' GO YESTERDAY?
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96. GREAT. I HIT THE
CENTER EVERY TIME.
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97. WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC,
HONEY. IN NO TIME AT ALL
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98. YOU'LL BE BETTER
THAN YOUR FATHER.
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99. NOW, WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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100. LET'S SEE HIM HOLD DOWN
A JOB AND BE SO GOOD.
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101. HEY, LOOK AT THESE
FATHER-AND-SON PONCHOS!
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102. THEY ZIP TOGETHER! DAD, CAN
WE GET 'EM FOR THE TOURNAMENT?
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103. LOOK, BOBBY, BEFORE WE START
BUYIN' A LOT OF PARAPHERNALIA
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104. AND ACCESSORIES, AND WHATNOT,
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105. LET'S MAKE SURE WE'RE
NOT GETTIN' INTO ANOTHER
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106. TAP-LESSONS SITUATION HERE.
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107. WHY DON'T WE GET YOU INTO
ONE OF THOSE SAFETY COURSES?
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108. AND IF YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED AFTER
THEY'VE TAKEN ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT,
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109. THEN WE'LL SEE ABOUT THE
PONCHOS AND THE, UH, TOURNAMENT.
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110. "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOADED"
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111. IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE.
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112. "I WASN'T THERE," OR "I
NEVER MET THOSE PEOPLE"
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113. ARE BETTER EXCUSES.
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114. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
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115. I USED TO GET SO EXCITED
ABOUT HITTING THE TARGET
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116. I'D RUN RIGHT OUT
ONTO THE RANGE.
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117. THAT'S HOW I LOST THIS
THUMB, AND LATER, THIS EYE.
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118. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE N.R.A. SAFETY
GUIDELINES I EVENTUALLY ACCEPTED
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119. I'D BE A STUB STANDING
HERE BEFORE YOU.
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120. OK, SO I DISCHARGE
THE MAGAZINE FIRST?
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121. NO, FIRST I PUT THE SAFETY...
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122. SON, YOU JUST PUT 6
SHOTS DEAD CENTER.
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123. I KNOW. SO, DO I
LAY THE MAGAZINE...
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124. HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THIS, EVERYBODY!
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125. YOU SEE, IT'S JUST... I'M TOO
BUSY FOR A COMPETITION.
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126. WE'RE COMING UP ON
THE NEW PROPANE SEASON.
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127. PLUS NEXT WEEK I WAS GONNA
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128. CHECK INTO BUYIN' HECK
DORLAND'S MOTORCYCLE.
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129. BUT YOU SAID IF I WAS STILL
INTERESTED, AND I'M STILL INTERESTED.
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130. HANK, YOU LOVE GUNS.
BOBBY LOVES GUNS.
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131. CARPE DIEM.
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132. WHY DO WE HAVE TO
PRACTICE SO EARLY?
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133. I WANT YOU TO GET
USED TO THE PRESSURE
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134. OF SHOOTING WHEN
NO ONE'S WATCHING.
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135. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHY
DON'T YOU STEADY YOURSELF?
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136. UH, THIS IS A TRAINING EXERCISE.
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137. CLOSE ONE EYE. HOW CAN YOU HIT
ANYTHING, THE WAY YOU'RE HOLDIN' IT?
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138. DON'T GRIP THE BARREL SO HARD.
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139. IT REQUIRES FINESSE.
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140. SOMEDAY SOON, ALL OF YOU
WILL BE DRAFTED INTO WAR.
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141. SOME OF YOU, LIKE
HANK, WILL BE KILLED.
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142. OTHERS CAN SHOOT, AND
MAY BECOME WAR HEROES.
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143. NOW, COMMENCE TO FIRING.
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144. UH, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH
MY RIFLE. I CAN'T SHOOT TODAY.
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145. LET ME SEE IT.
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146. NO!
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147. COME ON, I BET I CAN FIX IT.
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148. YOU CAN'T FIX IT.
IT'S IN THE SHAFT.
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149. THERE'S NO SHAFT ON A GUN.
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150. IT'S TOUGH SHOOTIN'
OUT THERE TODAY.
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151. YEAH, I MEAN, KEEPING THE GUN
STEADY CAN TAKE A LOT OUT OF A MAN.
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152. DO YOU MIND? I'M
TRYING TO SIT HERE.
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153. MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. I'M
A SPORTS PSYCHOLOGIST.
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154. I WORKED WITH THE COWBOYS.
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155. WHEN? LAST SEASON.
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156. GOODBYE.
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157. OK, BUT CONSIDER THIS.
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158. RESEARCH HAS SHOWN
THAT ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE
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159. IS 10 PERCENT PHYSICAL
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160. AND 100 PERCENT MENTAL.
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161. THAT ADDS UP TO 110 PERCENT.
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162. BREAKTHROUGH!
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163. DO YOU JUST HANG
OUT HERE ALL DAY
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164. WAITING FOR SOMEONE
TO MISS A LOT?
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165. OH, JUST IN THE MORNINGS,
WHEN THE LOUSY SHOTS ARRIVE.
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166. IN THE AFTERNOONS I GO
TO THE BOWLING ALLEY.
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167. LOSERS ARE VERY
PREDICTABLE. HERE'S MY CARD.
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168. YOU'RE GOING TO TEAR IT UP.
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169. MM-HM.
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170. WELL, WHAT ABOUT PRACTICING
FOR THE TOURNAMENT AFTER SCHOOL?
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171. NO, I'D HAVE TO COME
HERE TO GET YOU
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172. AND THEN GO BACK
ACROSS TOWN TO THE RANGE.
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173. THAT COULD EAT UP 10 MINUTES.
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174. WHAT ABOUT SHOOTIN'
AFTER DINNER?
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175. NO, NO. YOU DON'T WANNA
EXERCISE ON A FULL STOMACH.
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176. WELL, MAYBE I COULD
TAKE THE GUNS TO SCHOOL
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177. AND WE COULD SQUEEZE OFF A
FEW ROUNDS BETWEEN CLASSES.
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178. YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE GUNS TO
SCHOOL WITH YOU. THEY'RE DANGEROUS.
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179. GUNS ARE DANGEROUS?
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180. WHAT?
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181. OH, BROTHER.
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182. BOBBY, GO ON AND CLEAN THE
GUNS. I'LL BE IN THERE IN A MINUTE.
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183. WELL, WHAT, UH, WHAT'S THIS
ABOUT GUNS BEIN' DANGEROUS?
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184. WELL,
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185. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY KILL PEOPLE.
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186. GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE.
THE GOVERNMENT DOES.
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187. OH, HANK, GUNS HAVE BEEN AROUND
FOR YEARS. IF THEY WERE DANGEROUS
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188. I JUST THINK SOMEONE
WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHIN'.
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189. MOST, UH, DEATHS IN THE HOME ARE
FROM GUNS AND GUN ACCESSORIES.
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190. LET ME ASK YOU THIS. A GUY
BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE
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191. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN. HOW
ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT HIM?
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192. DALE, THAT'S RIGHT OUT OF THE
N.R.A. MAGAZINE, AUGUST ISSUE.
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193. I TELL YOU WHAT MAN, THAT
DANG OL' N.R.A. IS ALL RIGHT, MAN.
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194. TAKE THEM INSURANCE YOU GET
WITH DISMEMBERMENT AND ALL.
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195. YOU GET, LIKE, $20,000 JUST
IF YOUR ARM BLOWS OFF, MAN.
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196. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS.
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197. DALE, THE N.R.A. IS A WASHINGTON,
D.C.-BASED ORGANIZATION.
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198. ARE YOU TELLIN' ME YOU
SUPPORT WASHINGTON, D.C.?
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199. THAT'S A THINKER.
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200. I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED, HERE.
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201. HOW ARE YOU GONNA WIN THAT
SHOOTIN' CONTEST WITHOUT A RIFLE?
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202. HAVEN'T YOU BEEN
LISTENING TO ME?
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203. I'M NOT GOIN' TO
SHOOT IN ANY CONTEST!
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204. SORRY, BOBBY.
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205. BOBBY, HONEY, YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPIN' IN
THAT VEST FOR 2 WEEKS. WHAT'S WRONG?
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206. I THINK I MESSED UP. I MADE
DAD NOT LIKE GUNS ANYMORE.
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207. OH, SON, THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.
YOUR FATHER'S LOVE FOR GUNS
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208. IS UNCONDITIONAL.
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209. THEN WHY DOESN'T HE WANNA
SHOOT WITH ME IN THE TOURNAMENT?
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210. IS HE AFRAID I'M
GONNA EMBARRASS HIM?
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211. WELL,
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212. IT MUST BE, BECAUSE
HE LOVES GUNS.
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213. WHAT HAS GOT INTO YOU?
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214. YOU WERE RIGHT. BOBBY IS
TOO YOUNG TO OWN A GUN.
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215. NO, I WAS WRONG.
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216. GUNS ARE KEEPIN' THIS FAMILY
TOGETHER. AND BOBBY'S REALLY GOOD.
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217. HE WON'T LET YOU
DOWN AT THE FUN-SHOOT.
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218. UH, THAT'S NOT WHY
I'M DROPPIN' OUT.
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219. WELL, THEN WHAT IS THE REASON?
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220. PEGGY, I CAN'T SHOOT.
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221. WHAT?
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222. I CAN'T. MY AIM IS TERRIBLE. I
CAN BARELY KEEP THE GUN STEADY.
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223. I STILL LOVE YOU.
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224. YEAH, BUT WILL THE REST OF
THE TOWN BE SO FORGIVING?
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225. IT'S A RISK YOU
HAVE TO TAKE, HANK.
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226. BOBBY'S FINALLY FOUND
SOMETHING HE'S REALLY GREAT AT.
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227. DO NOT RIP THAT AWAY
FROM HIM. IT IS NOT FAIR.
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228. "LIFE'S NOT FAIR." THAT'S A
GOOD LESSON FOR THE BOY.
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229. WHAT IF THEY HAD NEVER
LET YOU PLAY FOOTBALL. HUH?
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230. YOU'D STILL HAVE THAT
LITTLE BONE IN YOUR ANKLE
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231. BUT YOU WOULD NOT
HAVE ANY OF THE MEMORIES.
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232. UH...
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233. GO GET YOUR CLOTHES
OUT OF THE TRASH.
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234. WE'LL NEED 'EM FOR THE CONTEST.
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235. YOU MEAN IT, DAD?
YOU'LL SHOOT WITH ME?
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236. YEAH!
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237. ON YOUR TEAM, WE HAVE TO WIN!
YOU'VE NEVER LOST ANYTHIN' IN YOUR LIFE.
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238. WELL, BOBBY, YOU CAN'T
ALWAYS EXPECT TO WIN.
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239. NO, DAD. I PROMISE,
I WON'T CHOKE.
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240. SOMETIMES PEOPLE CHOKE, BOBBY.
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241. WE JUST GOTTA BE PROUD THAT GOD
TOOK THE TIME TO GIVE US A FAULT.
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242. THAT'S LOSER-TALK.
YOU TAUGHT ME THAT.
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243. NO HILL'S EVER BEEN A LOSER. WE
FOUGHT FOR TEXAS AT THE ALAMO.
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244. WE'RE GONNA GET A TROPHY!
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245. OH!
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246. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE DEAL.
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247. I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT
GOBBLEDYGOOK ABOUT A SUBCONSCIOUS,
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248. OR ANY OTHER WITCHCRAFT.
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249. I WON'T TAKE PILLS. I WON'T LET
YOU HYPNOTIZE OR MOLEST ME.
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250. WELL, I CAN HELP YOU WITHOUT USING
WITCHCRAFT, PILLS, AND MOLESTATION,
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251. BUT IT WON'T BE EASY.
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252. VISUALIZATION IS PROBABLY
THE ONLY LEGITIMATE PART
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253. OF WHAT PEOPLE
LIKE MYSELF PRACTICE.
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254. IMAGINE THE DART FLYING
FROM YOUR GUN TO THE TARGET.
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255. DON'T PULL THE TRIGGER
UNTIL YOU CAN SEE IT.
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256. HEY, SHAKY,
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257. CLOSE THE OTHER
EYE, OR I'LL POKE IT OUT!
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258. WHENEVER I START
TO SHOOT, EVEN AIM I...
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259. I REMEMBER ME AS A BOY, MY
DAD BEHIND ME YELLIN' AND...
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260. I ALWAYS LET HIM DOWN.
I WAS SO SCARED OF...
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261. HANK, PLEASE, YOU'RE
WASTING VALUABLE SESSION TIME.
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262. NOW, IT'S IMPORTANT
FOR YOU TO STAY RELAXED.
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263. WHY DON'T YOU IMAGINE SOMETHING
GENTLE, SAY, SAY, A BUTTERFLY
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264. TAKING THE DART AND
FLYING IT TO THE TARGET?
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265. I AM NOT IMAGINING A BUTTERFLY.
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266. ALL RIGHT. HOW
ABOUT A HUMMINGBIRD?
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267. HOW ABOUT A McDONNELL-DOUGLAS
L-1011 WIDEBODY?
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268. GOOD. NOW LET'S DO BETTER.
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269. WE ADD AUDIO TO THE VISUALIZATION
TO ACHIEVE COMPLETE FOCUS.
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270. AS YOU IMAGINE THE PLANE, SAY OUT
LOUD, "TO THE END OF THE RAINBOW!"
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271. I'M NOT SAYING...
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272. OH, SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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273. PREPARE FOR TOP SPEED.
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274. WHOO!
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275. WELCOME, EVERYONE.
WELCOME, SHOOTERS.
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276. WELCOME, LAST YEAR'S
WINNERS, JOHN AND MIKE McKAY.
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277. MY FINGERS ARE CROSSED FOR YOU.
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278. THE FORMAT FOR TODAY
IS THE SAME AS LAST YEAR.
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279. START WITH THE TANDEM SHOOT.
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280. THEN THE QUICK DRAW.
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281. FOLLOWED BY THE
PRETEND-TO-BE-SLEEPING
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282. GRAB-THE-LOADED-GUN-
UNDER-THE-BED-
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283. AND-SHOOT-A-FIGURE-
IN-THE-SHADOWS.
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284. THEN TO OUR FAVORITE EVENT...
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285. THE ALL-NEW AND EXPANDED
SIMULATED HUNTING EXPERIENCE
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286. THAT WE LIKE TO
CALL THE GAUNTLET.
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287. AND FINALLY,
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288. JUST IN CASE SOME OF THE DADS
HAVE BEEN DOING ALL THE WORK,
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289. THE INDEPENDENT, LONG-RANGE
ACCURACY SHOOTING!
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290. COME ON, DAD. LET'S
GO BAG US A TROPHY.
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291. AND, UH, HAVE FUN.
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292. HEH.
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293. THIS HERE'S THE TANDEM
SHOOT. TAKE YOUR FIRST SHOT.
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294. PREPARE FOR TOP SPEED.
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295. ONE HIT.
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296. THAT WASN'T A PRACTICE ROUND.
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297. UH, OK, I JUST GOTTA MAKE
A LITTLE ADJUSTMENT HERE.
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298. YOU READY FOR YOUR SECOND SHOT?
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299. HEY, HANK! OVER HERE!
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300. UH, SOMETHIN',
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301. SOMETHIN' RAINBOW...
GOIN' TO THE RAINBOW...
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302. HEY, GOOD GOING!
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303. OVER THE RAINBOW.
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304. I GUESS I'M FALLIN' INTO
MY GROOVE. HEH. HEH.
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305. TO THE END OF THE
YELLOW BRICK ROAD.
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306. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
FIRE, SCARECROW?
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307. BOO!
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308. 2-POINT DEDUCTION.
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309. WELL, LOOK AT THAT.
WE'RE IN 2ND PLACE.
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310. GOOD NEWS. THE McKAYS JUST
CAME OUT OF THE GAUNTLET
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311. AND THE YOUNGER ONE BLEW
AWAY AN ENTIRE PICNICKING FAMILY.
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312. THAT MEANS WE'RE TIED FOR FIRST!
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313. SORRY I'M LATE. I HAD TO
STOP BY THE WAX MUSEUM AGAIN
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314. AND GIVE THE FINGER TO F.D.R.
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315. GRAMPA, YOU CAME!
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316. I'M ALWAYS HERE TO
SUPPORT MY BOBBY.
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317. I'LL GIVE YOU A
SHOULDER TO CRY ON.
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318. YOU'LL NEED ONE, WON'T HE, HANK?
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319. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WE'RE TIED FOR FIRST.
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320. ALL WE HAVE LEFT IS
THE ACCURACY ROUND.
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321. ACCURACY? BETTER HOPE THAT
TARGET'S THE SIDE OF A BARN.
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322. COME ON, BOBBY.
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323. REMEMBER, SON, WE'RE
JUST HERE TO DO OUR BEST.
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324. THAT'S 'CAUSE WE
ARE THE BEST, DAD.
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325. THAT'S MY GRANDSON,
AND HIS FATHER.
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326. DAD, IF HE MISSES, WE WIN.
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327. NO, BOBBY, WE DON'T
WANNA WIN THAT WAY.
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328. DAMN!
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329. COME ON, HANK. I GOT
MONEY RIDIN' ON THIS SHOT,
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330. ON THE McKAYS.
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331. OK, HANK, IT'S TIME FOR TAKEOFF.
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332. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, NOT
JUST FOR YOU, BUT FOR BOBBY.
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333. SO FOCUS, STOP TALKIN'
TO YOURSELF, AND DO IT.
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334. YOU'RE STILL TALKIN'. YOU HERE
TO TALK, OR YOU HERE TO SHOOT?
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335. I'M HERE TO SHOOT.
END OF DISCUSSION.
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336. LET'S DO IT.
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337. MISS.
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338. AND THE McKAYS WIN AGAIN!
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339. AH!
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340. WHERE'S BOBBY?
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341. WE DID IT, DAD! 2ND PLACE IN A
REAL FATHER-SON TOURNAMENT.
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342. CAN I PUT IT ON MY WALL?
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343. WE WERE SO GOOD OUT THERE.
WE SHOULD ALWAYS BE SHOOTIN'.
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344. THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
YOU'RE THE BEST DAD EVER.
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345. I'M THE BEST SON EVER. CAN
WE DO IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR?
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346. YEAH!
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347. YEAH, WE CAN DO IT AGAIN,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
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348. HEY, KID.
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349. I FEEL LIKE ICE CREAM.
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350. THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
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351. UH, WHERE'D WE PARK?
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352. THAT WAY.
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353. WE FORGOT MOM.
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354. OH, WELL, LET'S GO GET HER.
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355. I WANT MY BINKY BACK.
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